I swear everyone else's wave 38 is 2 virtues a swordsmachine, 3 maurices and a copule of weak enemies, whilst MY wave 38 has 2 insurrectionists, 2 mindflayers, one of them idoled, 4 maurices, mannequins(i use a boykisser image for every cg asset, i cant possibly spot mannequinns) And a gutterman shielding the most precise schism.
linguini the privious vid: "i'm not gonna play the cybergrind and actually try to get a good score linguini the literal next video: "6th times the charm"
wow i cant belive that this video is a referance to the 6th episode of the new save file series "The Worst Challange In Ultrakill" at exactly 24:15 where linguini mentioned he sucks at Cybergrind! (im not insane heres the proof ruclips.net/video/uc8ircJlFEo/видео.htmlsi=eMKEMBOvEQSUF5Cn&t=1455 )
I feel like I’m so much worse and that my gameplay is so much worse than this guy, but I’m also making it to the same waves as him with similar rng. Chat is this impostor syndrome?
The girlfriend nerf is real.
The meta is to get a boyfriend instead
everybody knows you need to be a gay femboy to be good at ultrakill,, smh,,
@Staticsceptre real
this girl is too innocent for our boy lasagnini
I swear everyone else's wave 38 is 2 virtues a swordsmachine, 3 maurices and a copule of weak enemies, whilst MY wave 38 has 2 insurrectionists, 2 mindflayers, one of them idoled, 4 maurices, mannequins(i use a boykisser image for every cg asset, i cant possibly spot mannequinns) And a gutterman shielding the most precise schism.
While I would suggest not using the boykisser, I respect it too much
i had 4 mindflayers on wave 34 the other day it could be worse
@@linguini645 they should turn all enemies into mindflayers on wave 34 because r34
That really sounds like you problem man
One time I got an idoled insurrectionist guarded by two mindflayers and a very mean gutter man. We don’t talk about the radiance on later waves…
thank you linguini for making me depressed every time i watch your vids when i see you playing on brutal nonchalantly while i struggle with violent
those who struggle
when you overpump the overpump shotgun
'Get your mind out of the gutter'
'What do you mean?'
'Moving on'
You really told on yourself there
“I suck” gets higher than my highscore
it's a sign
linguini the privious vid: "i'm not gonna play the cybergrind and actually try to get a good score
linguini the literal next video: "6th times the charm"
when do we get a lasagne cooking video
oh to experience ultrakill with a girl watching.. truly an out-of-reach feeling
He predicated the washing of 25
Me when I find out Linguini does the exact same thing where he plays the game and makes his partner watch but he’s better than me
*"Picks hardest difficulty in a difficult fast-paced game"*
Well, we've got no idea why Ultrakill is hard.
13:27
The whole plot of FNAF in one sentence
The thing about up is that it has a fantastic first five minutes and then the rest of it just ok
this is what happens when you spend too much time outside touching grass, you become washed at Ultrakill
Tagiatelle is mediocre at MEGAMURDER now so that gives him more time to make Ultrakill lore explained part 2
His playstyle not including nukes is coming back to bite him lmao
Well at least youre better than me
7:53 I appreciated the reference
STOP LOOPING DANSE MACABRE IM LOSING MY MIND
1:40 you're like hobie brown from atsv!!! you're cool af, you're skilled, you hate consistency, and you're a brit!!!!!!!!
Quick!! Get out of there soldier!! She's sapping your strength!!!
spy
its just like ultrakill!
you should try ultrakill Ingulgence mod
Why isnt the trees or minator not in cybergrind!?!?!? Like dude at least make the trees stage spacific so hideous mass isnt alone :(
A sad day indeed
YIPPIE
Ultra
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's struggling with this
i have getten in the comments
love your vids
streaming dolphin would be fine, they'd never know
I do love using dolphin to play my legally ripped games though
imagine being better than me and yet still washed
Skill diffed
Loving the additional commentary from the girlfriend
(Also o7 for techno mention)
10:37 those who know
4:51 Why is he just standing there?
I haven’t even touched cybergrind yet, I’ve finished the game too many times to even care anymore I’m just waiting for the full game to come out now 😭
luigi fell off
washed up grade 9 ultrakiller
wow i cant belive that this video is a referance to the 6th episode of the new save file series "The Worst Challange In Ultrakill" at exactly 24:15 where linguini mentioned he sucks at Cybergrind! (im not insane heres the proof ruclips.net/video/uc8ircJlFEo/видео.htmlsi=eMKEMBOvEQSUF5Cn&t=1455 )
My highest wave *on standard* is wave 25 bro
Uninstalled the game waiting for new update frfr no cao
playing exclusively in harmless came to bite your ass XD
I remember when you were better than me at the game, what happened man
Linguini shows us that even Ultrakill players can get girlfriends
I am starting to feel like this community has never heard of aromantic people or they have but don't expect to see one
blud washed
Since did he get a girlfriend
When
I mean thats decent, but i fail to compute how u make decisions in this game, cuz half of the shit u did was just making everything harder for urself
heh... 29th like..
Heh.. 8th like
Nintendo Wii is the best console
I feel like I’m so much worse and that my gameplay is so much worse than this guy, but I’m also making it to the same waves as him with similar rng. Chat is this impostor syndrome?
124 views in 7 minutes. linguini fell off
remove ur girlfriend from ur vids so u can become the chad you once were