The Hardest Countries To Invade

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  2 месяца назад +263

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  • @Wolf-wc1js
    @Wolf-wc1js 2 месяца назад +4755

    The Iron Chancellor Bismarck himself said it best about America: “The Americans are a very lucky people. They’re bordered to the north and south by weak neighbors and to the east and west by fish.”

    • @Breakerr
      @Breakerr 2 месяца назад +547

      Canada may be considered weak but it's also one of the largest and most difficult terrain in the world with only one or possibly two major highways going across the country that are easily disabled. It would be almost impossible too try to take Canada for means of attacking the US. Also canadians records in war tend too terrify most adversaries they have alot of hunters and hold the record for the longest sniper kill.

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 2 месяца назад +246

      Those fish are pretty strong neighbors.

    • @azok718
      @azok718 2 месяца назад +44

      fish nation 🐟🐟🐡🐡🐠🐠

    • @cherryshark9170
      @cherryshark9170 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Breakerralso commit the most war crimes

    • @Wolf-wc1js
      @Wolf-wc1js 2 месяца назад +149

      @@Breakerr yeah the Germans in ww1 had quite the gripe with Canadians committing actions that these days would be considered Geneva Convention violations

  • @alnu8355
    @alnu8355 2 месяца назад +809

    US: Behind every blade of grass...
    Switzerland: Naturally fortified
    Russia: It's about to get VERY cold.
    UK: Stiff upper lip.
    Afghanistan: The Graveyard of Empires.
    All of these lands have several advantages. From insane topography to a crap load of munitions. The US alone has like what? 6 different biomes in it's borders?

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 2 месяца назад +57

      Afghans advantage is its overall climate and mountainous terrain, which can be invaded but not held for long, even then there isn’t much worth it there anyways.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 2 месяца назад +28

      @JustADiamondBlock indeed. I don't belive there has ever been a national super power in history that could ever hold that place.

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 2 месяца назад +7

      @@alnu8355 yea nor is there any strategic advantage

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 2 месяца назад +31

      US has the case of the Minecraft biome syndrome.

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 2 месяца назад +26

      i beleive that the only major biome that eh USA doesn't have is tropical rainforest, with the argument that hawaii might count for that

  • @ChuckLi-xh3sj
    @ChuckLi-xh3sj 2 месяца назад +277

    You say invasion, we say "opportunities to acquire automatic weapons and explosive devices that ATF won't know about".

    • @Therealzone56
      @Therealzone56 Месяц назад

      As an american can confirm the majority of us gun owners are literally waiting for the day we get invaded for the spoils of war

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Месяц назад

      atf is working hard to make the usa easily invadeable and the population oppressable

  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen1949 2 месяца назад +1546

    The frigging golden retriever bringing back the M1 Garand while the kids play at shooting each other is EXACTLY what I picture 1960s US

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 2 месяца назад +57

      In the 1960s I had my toy M-14. Battery operated noisemaker. My dad was in the Army when M-14s were issue.

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 2 месяца назад +12

      It’s a German shepherd

    • @Leethaltimee
      @Leethaltimee 2 месяца назад +20

      @@simplesimon8255No, no it’s not. German Shepard aren’t usually that bleached, that is a golden retriever.

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Leethaltimee3:25 how is that bleached? It’s a German shepherd.

    • @Leethaltimee
      @Leethaltimee 2 месяца назад +13

      @@simplesimon8255 First of all, that dog looks tan af, second of all, it has a more rounded snout and floppy ears, not pointy ears, and THIRD of all, zoom in on it to see the features yourself.

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 2 месяца назад +1660

    I am not sure that the invaders would survive Florida.
    Edit: Y'all really made me do this.
    IT'S A JOKE.
    LOOK AT THE NEWS ABOUT FLORIDA MAN.
    WHY CAN'T Y'ALL GET A SIMPLE JOKE.
    WW3 ALMOST STARTED IN THE REPLY SECTION.

    • @wolverines5279
      @wolverines5279 2 месяца назад

      The only people who can survive Florida are floridians

    • @azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401
      @azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401 2 месяца назад

      @@dukejordan8147 Second American Civil War between Democrats vs Republicans

    • @DraxTheDestroyer
      @DraxTheDestroyer 2 месяца назад +196

      Or Texas 💀

    • @izanmontenegro4558
      @izanmontenegro4558 2 месяца назад +201

      The firearms are the last thing to worry about when it comes to Florida.

    • @dukejordan8147
      @dukejordan8147 2 месяца назад +103

      @@DraxTheDestroyer Don't even get me started on Arizona.

  • @usem_and_losem937
    @usem_and_losem937 2 месяца назад +273

    Not sure if anyone caught that......they said "registered firearms"....kinda makes you wonder how many unregistered there are across the country

    • @flyer3455
      @flyer3455 2 месяца назад +22

      I wonder what they mean by registration. Where I live, no registration is required. Perhaps they're referring to background checks for sales?

    • @gengarclefairy3475
      @gengarclefairy3475 2 месяца назад +29

      @@flyer3455guns didn’t need a serial code on them before 1986 I believe, we’ve had 400million guns made since then so who knows how many 100millions are out there with no way to tell who’s they are

    • @usem_and_losem937
      @usem_and_losem937 2 месяца назад +14

      @@flyer3455 in Commiefornia, anytime we purchase, we gotta go through a whole registration process when we buy and like 15 pages of paperwork. Probably easier in every other state except NY. But the point remains, there's probably wayyy more unregistered and not kept track of firearms than tracked, which is the way it should be, imo.

    • @SgtJoeSmith
      @SgtJoeSmith 2 месяца назад +13

      I got a few unregistered firearms. There is no federal or state registration but ffl dealers are supposed to keep records in the event police need to see who 1 was sold to. So they probably talking about how many been sold through ffls. 80kits aren't being counted

    • @mevans4953
      @mevans4953 2 месяца назад

      Most of them will be amongst the red states. Look at a voting map to see who will fight and who will fold. In any case I don’t think anyone would mind if Cali gets invaded untill they push to the border of Arizona.

  • @SkywarpG1X
    @SkywarpG1X 2 месяца назад +757

    A bald eagle dual welding assault rifles is the most American thing I've ever seen.

    • @SeraphRyan
      @SeraphRyan 2 месяца назад +20

      just need to play the guile theme from street fighter and it would be perfect.

    • @agvga5510
      @agvga5510 2 месяца назад +9

      Wielding*

    • @IrishMapper_sus
      @IrishMapper_sus Месяц назад +3

      *Automatic Rifles

    • @that_duck_quack
      @that_duck_quack Месяц назад +2

      That needs to be our war flag or somethin

    • @shawnschenk8648
      @shawnschenk8648 Месяц назад +1

      Canada had wayy more bald eagles than the USA. We kept our great hunters alive and free instead of killing them off and pushing them further north.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 2 месяца назад +905

    When you’re neutral, you’re Belgium.
    When you’re aggressively neutral, you’re Switzerland.

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 месяца назад +38

      One survives war, the other doesn't.

    • @VeerBhogamBhasundhara
      @VeerBhogamBhasundhara 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@areaxisthegurkhawhich one survives ? Excuse my inexperience .

    • @TheRealFoodCat
      @TheRealFoodCat 2 месяца назад +1

      @@VeerBhogamBhasundharanewgen

    • @TheExecutor01
      @TheExecutor01 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@VeerBhogamBhasundharaBelgium was invaded in both World Wars

    • @yakamen
      @yakamen 2 месяца назад +10

      Belgians fought like dogs. They're just unlucky enough to be positioned as the trafficway of Germany and France.

  • @dandyosavage
    @dandyosavage 2 месяца назад +99

    Saying that alaska regularly gets below freezing is such an understatement

    • @Aanaartu
      @Aanaartu 2 месяца назад +10

      How this video described Alaska, it could've been Finland, or Sweden or Norway. Except Finland doesn't have proper mountains, and I'm not sure how big Norwegian forests are.

  • @AdamB12
    @AdamB12 2 месяца назад +1353

    The Admiral of the Japanese Navy (I believe his last name was Yamomoto) said back during WW2 that it would be near impossible to invade America saying: "Theres a rifle behind every blade of grass."

    • @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44
      @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44 2 месяца назад +45

      yes his lst name was Yamomoto!

    • @BrowncoatGofAZ
      @BrowncoatGofAZ 2 месяца назад +36

      Wait. I heard that that was just an urban legend?

    • @misaelarroyo5712
      @misaelarroyo5712 2 месяца назад +169

      ​@@BrowncoatGofAZ its true. he was an officer that lived and trained in the US, rode his motorcycle from coast to coast and got to see how huge vast and diverse the US was. He knew we were a sleeping giant, he told his chain of command. They didnt listen

    • @suicidaldeer9240
      @suicidaldeer9240 2 месяца назад +25

      ​@@BrowncoatGofAZ It is, there's no evidence that he made that quote.

    • @BrowncoatGofAZ
      @BrowncoatGofAZ 2 месяца назад +18

      @@misaelarroyo5712 that I believe, but not the rifle behind every blade of grass part.

  • @Nakki_Boii_II
    @Nakki_Boii_II 2 месяца назад +293

    Finland: land of the thousand lakes, endless forests and defence moral is at staggering 80%

    • @kirkstinson7316
      @kirkstinson7316 2 месяца назад

      How much land did Finland give to Russia ? 11% I think it was. That was to buy them off and stop the invasion

    • @panthersherman453
      @panthersherman453 2 месяца назад +25

      Drunkness in the snow is a staggering 90% in Finland

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 2 месяца назад +16

      Bro minnisota has over 10,000 lakes and thats just 1 state.

    • @ryanthomas985
      @ryanthomas985 2 месяца назад +11

      And 800000 hunters all basicly snipers

    • @Nakki_Boii_II
      @Nakki_Boii_II 2 месяца назад +4

      @@ryanthomas985 um no?

  • @DannRimi
    @DannRimi 2 месяца назад +199

    "Alexa, We need guns"
    "Alexa, close the drawer"
    "Alexa, We need alots of guns"

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 Месяц назад +1

      "Alexa, locate nearest gun shop"

  • @giterdone246
    @giterdone246 2 месяца назад +294

    Lol at the beginning Americans shooting at a Tornado.

    • @AICW
      @AICW 2 месяца назад +21

      Literally the plot of the new movie Twisters. Not joking (except they used rockets instead of bullets).

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 2 месяца назад +6

      What if we drive a structure into the tornado, thats spinning the opposite direction.

    • @michaelhaines3451
      @michaelhaines3451 2 месяца назад +3

      Don't knock it till you've tried it!

    • @spiritsealed
      @spiritsealed 2 месяца назад +1

      Just a normal friday night

    • @AwHayleNaw
      @AwHayleNaw 2 месяца назад

      @@AICWwtf wouldnt that turn it into a giant fire 😂

  • @aqw7912
    @aqw7912 2 месяца назад +243

    0:32 WTF IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Nezuchan07
      @Nezuchan07 2 месяца назад +10

      PHIL CASSIDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    • @ralphvelthuis2359
      @ralphvelthuis2359 2 месяца назад +11

      The leangth measurement all the civilized countries on earth use.

    • @derigel7662
      @derigel7662 2 месяца назад +19

      ​@@ralphvelthuis2359that why we won 2 world wars, made it to the moon, AND built motor vehicles???? Stop me when someone else has done anything note worthy

    • @whosalexlmao
      @whosalexlmao 2 месяца назад

      HAHAHAHA

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ralphvelthuis2359"civilized", where? All I see are not sees in your countries.

  • @Windona
    @Windona 2 месяца назад +225

    Not to mention the US explicitly build the highway system to make it easier to move tanks across the country in the event of an invasion.
    Switzerland being so hard to invade over the centuries is especially impressive since it borders so many countries that were at war with each other.

    • @LawrenceW-vo1tg
      @LawrenceW-vo1tg 2 месяца назад +4

      Is that true? I've never heard of that.

    • @NinjaWeedle
      @NinjaWeedle 2 месяца назад +25

      @@LawrenceW-vo1tgyeah, the interstates were initially built for moving military vehicles of all sorts quickly

    • @spencerspillman7904
      @spencerspillman7904 2 месяца назад +6

      @@NinjaWeedlewasn’t that also a big reason the autobahn was made?

    • @CornPopsDood
      @CornPopsDood 2 месяца назад +12

      @@spencerspillman7904the interstates were actually modeled after the autobahn.

    • @michaelweston1042
      @michaelweston1042 2 месяца назад +4

      @@LawrenceW-vo1tg Eisenhower, with his history it's clear why he was a big proponent.

  • @Act1v8ed
    @Act1v8ed 2 месяца назад +324

    When the dog ran up with grandpas M14 I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @GhostTrueCapitalist
    @GhostTrueCapitalist 2 месяца назад +647

    11:03 - "Me and the boys going to invade Russia"
    *gets screwed by General Winter*

    • @IvanSerovFromTNO
      @IvanSerovFromTNO 2 месяца назад +32

      *global warming intensifies*

    • @isaacdavis7979
      @isaacdavis7979 2 месяца назад +9

      Who is this Mysterious Russian 🇷🇺 General Winter ☃️❄️ 😅😊😂?​@@IvanSerovFromTNO

    • @thegradyfiles
      @thegradyfiles 2 месяца назад +21

      Except for Mongolia and they even did it during the winter

    • @AndersHintion
      @AndersHintion 2 месяца назад

      ​@@isaacdavis7979Siberia

    • @GhostTrueCapitalist
      @GhostTrueCapitalist 2 месяца назад +4

      @@thegradyfiles Mongols are built different

  • @alexlubbers1589
    @alexlubbers1589 2 месяца назад +72

    I love how they didnt even mention much about how OP the US military is and just mostly talked about the geography and civillian arms.

    • @Spectre-wd9dl
      @Spectre-wd9dl 2 месяца назад

      There's already been videos on how the US military could take over the world.

    • @blindtherapper2470
      @blindtherapper2470 Месяц назад +1

      Meh

    • @turtlefast7251
      @turtlefast7251 Месяц назад +12

      @@blindtherapper2470found the European

    • @that_duck_quack
      @that_duck_quack Месяц назад +12

      We could probably defeat the invading military with the Floridians and Texans alone 💀

    • @blindtherapper2470
      @blindtherapper2470 Месяц назад +1

      @@that_duck_quack meh

  • @SupremeAdmiralTC-Shark
    @SupremeAdmiralTC-Shark 2 месяца назад +1565

    No invader could ever break through the Baltimore Ravens or Pittsburgh Steelers Defense

    • @jckulewsky
      @jckulewsky 2 месяца назад +111

      The Browns seem to do it pretty well recently 🤣

    • @Shockeyfish
      @Shockeyfish 2 месяца назад +36

      As a Steelers fan myself I can agree

    • @ThatHigh1
      @ThatHigh1 2 месяца назад +9

      Maybe the ravens because our defense has been iffy for a while now

    • @Thebeast-iy6uy
      @Thebeast-iy6uy 2 месяца назад +8

      @@ThatHigh1r u Wild we have the guy who had the most ints last year and we had Patrick queen and have Roquan Smith and one of the best safety in the league plus Amazing cbs!

    • @ThunderBunny30
      @ThunderBunny30 2 месяца назад +1

      Steelernation!

  • @lildarkling248
    @lildarkling248 2 месяца назад +28

    A little fun fact: The US Air Force is the largest airforce in the world. The second largest is the U.S. Navy

    • @Shaggy-ei8ez
      @Shaggy-ei8ez Месяц назад +5

      The second Largest Navy in the world is the US Naval Museums

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 2 месяца назад +829

    The thumbnail needs more explosions.

    • @LowSBlow
      @LowSBlow 2 месяца назад +41

      Needs more weight for it

    • @randombritishperson.
      @randombritishperson. 2 месяца назад +44

      It needs more Mac donalds

    • @BensonGyaterson
      @BensonGyaterson 2 месяца назад +17

      Needs more red white and blue

    • @MB_Biggie_Cheese
      @MB_Biggie_Cheese 2 месяца назад +15

      The dog is the best part of the thumbnail

    • @BensonGyaterson
      @BensonGyaterson 2 месяца назад +10

      @@MB_Biggie_Cheese the dog need a little bit more America on it

  • @ieetpeople4003
    @ieetpeople4003 2 месяца назад +504

    One thing that people should realize about the US military is it's more of a logistics organization that dabbles in war fighting. Since WWII we know logistics better than anyone else. While the Germans and Japanese were worried about getting ANY food to their troops, we were worried about how to keep our ice cream cold longer.

    • @kulrigalestout
      @kulrigalestout 2 месяца назад +110

      The Ice Cream Barge is my favorite ship type in the US fleet, no competition.

    • @Actrazorflactem
      @Actrazorflactem 2 месяца назад +52

      This is so painfully true. Thr Berlin Air drop during the cold war effectively won the war in the end.

    • @joshuaortiz2031
      @joshuaortiz2031 2 месяца назад +11

      I worked in logistics in the US army from 2006-2015

    • @kalamari3288
      @kalamari3288 2 месяца назад +76

      More recently, in Iraq, some of our bases had Burger King. We literally took land in a country halfway across the planet and brought our fast food along with us.

    • @Reece-3601
      @Reece-3601 2 месяца назад +8

      I mean, you lot DID join the war rather late, it's no wonder infrastructure would be in excellent shape

  • @nemoexnuqual3643
    @nemoexnuqual3643 2 месяца назад +185

    Correction on US gun count. We have over 400,000,000 new gun sales since we started counting and doing background checks in 1996.
    We have no clue on how many guns were made and sold prior to 96.
    Serial numbers on domestic rifles and shotgun were not required until 1986.
    Based on gun manufacturer profit records divided by average cost of their weapons at the time estimates exceed 1 Billion. Then there are home made guns, a surprisingly popular hobby, there is no way to estimate the number of these weapons. We do know that many gun buyback programs go broke quickly after boxes of $15 home made guns are turned in for $300 Walmart gift cards, which then presumably are used to hit up hardware isles and make more guns as well as getting some groceries and ammo. A beautiful example of American cobra farming.
    Also 2/3s of Republicans admit to surveyors that they own at least one gun.
    All told the US civilian population owns more guns than the combined militaries and police of the earth. Yet has only a 0.003% higher homicide rate (3 per 100,000) compared to the UK.

    • @bttlw4
      @bttlw4 2 месяца назад +56

      God I love this country

    • @George83_Thomas
      @George83_Thomas 2 месяца назад +19

      All l can say is…
      that’s a lot

    • @nemoexnuqual3643
      @nemoexnuqual3643 2 месяца назад +26

      @@George83_Thomas and we need more. 2/3 of conservative households admit to owning at least one gun. Many of us have basically family armories.
      It shouldn’t be surprising to those familiar with rural life. My town for example has no police except the odd statey rolling through our mostly desolate highway and a county Sheriff office that seldom has more than three deputies on duty (and one is on the radio) covering about a thousand square miles. If you call 911 you can expect 45 minutes to an hour response time. If someone meaning harm pulls off the highway or if a bear, moose, cougar of wolf pack is threatening us or livestock we are on our own and since the days of the pioneer and lone fur trapper we have preferred this self sufficient life style and been armed to the teeth with every kind of weapon available to meet any threat.
      When you drive through a small rural town you see people watching your unfamiliar car because we all watch out for ourselves and each other.
      The result is some of the safest areas on the map. My town for example has had two homicides in the last 120 years, both killers were stopped with armed townsfolk. One of these was a early 1900’s fight over a woman that was ended with a .45 bullet from the woman’s brother, the other was about five years ago when a crazy drug addled out of towner veered off the road into a random home and attacked the homeowner which was stopped by the homeowners wife with a “bear gun.”
      This armament makes small towns safe, quiet, and very polite.

    • @Wifgargfhaurh
      @Wifgargfhaurh 2 месяца назад

      Great point with that last sentence. Many politicians will have you believe that America is the murder capital of the world.

    • @WeaponizedGoochsweat
      @WeaponizedGoochsweat 2 месяца назад +19

      God bless America

  • @a3e025
    @a3e025 2 месяца назад +203

    6:41 funny enough, Germany was not so happy when they found out that a bridge they built with Switzerland between them had been packed with explosives

    • @endyender1703
      @endyender1703 2 месяца назад +26

      Only the Swiss half had explosives. The German half did not.

    • @gianurwiler5098
      @gianurwiler5098 2 месяца назад +4

      @@endyender1703 yeah

    • @gwebb680
      @gwebb680 2 месяца назад +32

      @@endyender1703 😄 "What are complaining about? Your half is still there."

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 2 месяца назад

      It's happened a few times, including a bridge built IN THE EARLY 2000'S! The German contactor asked "Why, after nearly 60 years of peace don't you trust us?" The Swiss guys just said "The fact you're counting how many years you've been at peace is why we don't trust you". Burn!

    • @berthelvetic1923
      @berthelvetic1923 2 месяца назад

      Surprise, Surprise. All the bridges or tunnels are loaded in Switzerland. The tunnels not loaded are prepared as hospitals or trupp quarters.

  • @hex4041
    @hex4041 2 месяца назад +192

    The thumbnail had me rolling even as someone from the US.

  • @1998232v6
    @1998232v6 2 месяца назад +52

    I live in the Midwest and I could totally see someone shooting at a tornado that was throwing hamburgers.

    • @Flagdread
      @Flagdread 2 месяца назад +1

      You were looking into a mirror 👑

    • @Dremag_Gaming
      @Dremag_Gaming Месяц назад

      There was that one year someone said they should shoot a hurricane so that it would go another way. (think it was in Florida)

  • @dominicguye8058
    @dominicguye8058 2 месяца назад +53

    Errors in the map at 1:39:: Kyrgyzstan has been conquered by China, the Caspian Sea has been drained, Sudan has reconquered South Sudan

    • @withchristaloneful
      @withchristaloneful 2 месяца назад +4

      In the map of Britain they didn't include Northern Ireland

    • @chrisleon5918
      @chrisleon5918 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@withchristalonefulErin go Braugh

    • @tritium1998
      @tritium1998 Месяц назад

      Having a China mapped like that is always an indicator that the video is full of crap.

  • @xumo4732
    @xumo4732 2 месяца назад +87

    I honestly love how much the animation and art style has improved over the years. I can only imagine how great a remake of some of your old videos with updated information would be.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune Месяц назад +19

    The thing about invading the mainland US is this:
    Not only is our road system DESIGNED with rapid mass military deployment to ANY godforsaken corner of our continent in mind.
    But there are about 333,000,000 people in the US. Possibly above 400,000,000.
    And about 32% of our country... AT LEAST... is a registered or unregistered firearm owner.
    This means that there are 106 MILLION PLUS armed people in our country.
    If even TEN PERCENT of that chose to resist the invasion as militia because only that many were more than just bluster.
    That would be 10,000,000 militia members.
    Ten. Million.
    TEN MILLION.
    IF JUST 3.2 PERCENT OF THE US CITIZENRY FOUGHT BACK, the invader would be facing down FIVE TIMES THE NUMBER OF THE STANDING ARMY OF CHINA.
    In just CIVILIAN MILITIA ALONE... That is not even LOOKING at the military forces and equipment that would soon be deploying alongside them. 3.2 percent of the US CITIZENRY resisting results in an opposing force TEN MILLION STRONG.
    All with access to a road network allowing said numbers to move easily from one side of the country to another IN LESS THAN A WEEK.
    Invading the US is a terrible idea for THESE REASONS ALONE.

    • @daveb3910
      @daveb3910 Месяц назад

      Unless the threat is from within. And provides for the invading force by flying and busing them to small towns all over the us Hopefully that's not happening but lots of signs point to it is

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune Месяц назад +1

      @daveb3910 Yes, the extreme alarmist anti-immigrational take. Which ignores, of course, the simple fact that immigration both legal and illegal has been happening continuously on a similar level for our entire nation's history and, of course, on average immigrants are even more supportive and protective of the US than natural-born citizens are.
      Because natural-borns were just born here. Immigrants CHOSE the US.

    • @kayreal1273
      @kayreal1273 23 дня назад

      @@GuukanKitsune Maybe in the past but you are seeing a huge increase in the last 15 years of anti American sentiment, defacing of historical pieces, Flag burning, etc. Even worse then after the Vietnam war. It has now become the "cool" thing to hate America and be a victim of it's "oppression". You see this type of rhetoric mainly on the left, which based on voting statistics, immigrants especially those from third world countries align with. If we went to war with Mexico who do you think the illegal/legal Mexican immigrants would side with? I would bet my house that a majority would align with Mexico.

    • @BigCaucasoid
      @BigCaucasoid 22 дня назад

      Daveb is right. Our only threat in our lifetime is ourselves

  • @bravo_cj
    @bravo_cj 2 месяца назад +83

    3:55 POV: someone tried to invade Texas😂

  • @EuphoricAngel
    @EuphoricAngel 2 месяца назад +219

    3:23 Emotional Support RPG

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 2 месяца назад +25

      I don't feel safe going outside without my emotional support RPG7 (I'm depressed)

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 2 месяца назад +8

      We've all been there.

    • @dankmemer9992
      @dankmemer9992 2 месяца назад +6

      Not support enough. When I go out, I need to put a leash around my emotional support nuke so i dont have a conniption in public.

    • @panthersherman453
      @panthersherman453 2 месяца назад +4

      It’s his right to bear an Emotional Support RPG. Several states allow this in exchange for a $50 fee

    • @MvffdcgQbhbh-l9q
      @MvffdcgQbhbh-l9q 2 месяца назад +2

      Where you can get one?

  • @Error_Message
    @Error_Message 2 месяца назад +160

    As an American my eyeballs are telling me to be offended by the family gun scenes but it's so ridiculous I can't help but laugh.

    • @tw8464
      @tw8464 2 месяца назад +12

      As an American it's hilarious but kinda true too 😅

    • @bennydave4160
      @bennydave4160 2 месяца назад +15

      That's how it's supposed to be

    • @hotshtsr20
      @hotshtsr20 2 месяца назад +14

      You don’t play fetch with a rifle?

    • @ColonelSanders17
      @ColonelSanders17 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@hotshtsr20 been doing that since I was 1 month old.

    • @catmand5h
      @catmand5h 2 месяца назад +15

      As an American myself, I'm not offended by that. I'm offended that it's disappearing.

  • @crazyzombiebos7778
    @crazyzombiebos7778 2 месяца назад +228

    An invasion would never cross the Appalachian mountains… too many old heads who still know the Old Ways.

    • @Caldwelhax
      @Caldwelhax 2 месяца назад

      Drunken hillbillys with old shotguns and banjos

    • @joeyfish5
      @joeyfish5 2 месяца назад +50

      The old ways would pick off a few by themselves. The cryptids will take their blood tax

    • @thatperson12349
      @thatperson12349 2 месяца назад +56

      Imagine a soldier surviving a failed attack in the Appalachia "There were people rising from the dirt and a guy wearing a deer head rushed one of us with a spoon"

    • @Tactical-Edward
      @Tactical-Edward 2 месяца назад +22

      “Under every granny’s wheelchair there will be a derringer”

    • @therandomscout6590
      @therandomscout6590 2 месяца назад +8

      I'm pretty sure in Fallout 76, there's mission to take out Chinese Remnants hiding in caves.

  • @lemaitredesjeuxdusort7526
    @lemaitredesjeuxdusort7526 2 месяца назад +86

    I love Napoleon doing the doctor livesey walk meme at 11:04
    it's just funny

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 2 месяца назад +5

      He was the Chad of his era.

    • @zacky1010
      @zacky1010 2 месяца назад +2

      Oh my god he is I can see the sway in his shoulders now lmao

  • @GetAwayFroMe
    @GetAwayFroMe 2 месяца назад +13

    0:55
    1. USAF
    2. US Navy
    3. US Army (aviation)
    6. USMC

  • @thetute59
    @thetute59 2 месяца назад +21

    Switzerland was known for having good shooters. When a german general asked: 'Say, what would you do if we invade your 100'000 strong army with simply 200'000 soldiers?'
    To which a swiss high ranking said:
    'well, we all shoot twice and go home'
    I hope its needless to say its a joke ;-)

  • @shamelabaza3572
    @shamelabaza3572 2 месяца назад +1074

    Yes you can invade russia , but you're neither staying nor getting out

    • @janet6421
      @janet6421 2 месяца назад +30

      Same can be said about a lot of places.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 месяца назад

      ​@@janet6421History has told us
      Unless you can take Russia in a year, and start in January
      You're revolution/invasion will be squashed without the support of the local people.

    • @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave
      @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave 2 месяца назад +66

      ​@@janet6421 not france or poland lol

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 2 месяца назад +27

      ​​​Russia's Siberian territory is bigger than Canada is in total land mass by 3-4 million square kilometers. This doesn't count the European section of Russia which has the same land mass as half of Brazil

    • @thejunglecommando
      @thejunglecommando 2 месяца назад +28

      Yep even I as an American believe we cannot entirely invade Russia, but neither can they

  • @leaitihr9885
    @leaitihr9885 2 месяца назад +314

    Fallout Switzerland lore: a vault that was filled with aging cheese closed but had a minor radiation filtration...that created sentient cheese

    • @izakireemsi2783
      @izakireemsi2783 2 месяца назад +18

      Cheese Crawlers 😱

    • @Captain_Yami_Sukehiro
      @Captain_Yami_Sukehiro 2 месяца назад

      it will find all crackers and cover them in a hot nuclear cheese

    • @juanelorriaga2840
      @juanelorriaga2840 2 месяца назад +9

      Cool big chunks of sentient cheese trying to kill people

    • @Pixel22-fs3tt
      @Pixel22-fs3tt 2 месяца назад +17

      That would be interesting to see a Fallout Switzerland. Modders! Get to work on it please!

    • @MGC-1977
      @MGC-1977 2 месяца назад +3

      Nice to meet you, human 😁

  • @terraincognita9614
    @terraincognita9614 2 месяца назад +11

    The kids with guns and mullet man shooting at the tornado had me 💀 man these animations are incredible 😂

  • @ChrisKane-
    @ChrisKane- 2 месяца назад +168

    Ohio Fried Chicken, Burger Queen and WcDonald's!

    • @azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401
      @azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ChrisKane- 😂

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 2 месяца назад +1

      @ChrisKane- Ha ha 🤣😂

    • @Germen_Empire
      @Germen_Empire 2 месяца назад +5

      Goofy ahh brands💀☠️(Popeyes = plockmouths)💀☠️

    • @FastQ352
      @FastQ352 2 месяца назад +4

      Don't forget Pizza House!!!

    • @FastQ352
      @FastQ352 2 месяца назад +5

      @JoshIsSoGoofy Dairy King

  • @mmatchinsky
    @mmatchinsky 2 месяца назад +91

    Another problem with invading the US would be the time required to collect the men, material and supplies needed for such an invasion. Landing craft, transport ships and planes, men, armored vehicles, ammunition, food, water, etc are all necessary on Day 1. Anyone stockpiling such items, especially landing craft, would certainly be suspect. Unless we piss off Canada or Mexico.

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 2 месяца назад +9

      You act like they wouldnt just try to send an endless wave of balloons or drone swarms

    • @peterwhitcomb8315
      @peterwhitcomb8315 2 месяца назад +11

      You forget about our "friends" in Cuba. That would be the launching point with resupplies coming from Venezuela (and surrounding areas). There is a reason America purposefully keeps that area in Central America unstable.

    • @mmatchinsky
      @mmatchinsky 2 месяца назад +6

      @@peterwhitcomb8315 Not really. Again, we'd see any build up years in advance.

    • @solomonofakkad1927
      @solomonofakkad1927 2 месяца назад +5

      @@JacobWillits Japan did send thousands of explosive balloons to the US during WW2, only single-digit number of people died. And for drone swarm, if that is actually a viable strategy, Russia would easily conquered Ukraine and China would've conquered Taiwan for now. Small drones have poor range, so you have to be able to deploy them relatively close to the frontline anyway. Plus, you literally could be spending tens of millions of an equivalent of 155 mm round a month, which is too heavy for cheap commercial drones to carry, and your chance at conquering a medium-sized country by the end of the year would still be unlikely. And no countries can produce an equivalent of 155 mm shell fast enough to sustain spending a few hundred thousands rounds a month, let alone tens of millions.

    • @trying3841
      @trying3841 2 месяца назад

      American citizens own over 300,000,000 firearms. Almost every man woman and child could be used to fight an invasion force lol

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy 2 месяца назад +16

    The timing of this video is great. Ukraine really did just walk into Russia

    • @AccountFour-w2o
      @AccountFour-w2o Месяц назад +3

      then again so did france and germany...

  • @jacobzehner2004
    @jacobzehner2004 2 месяца назад +36

    1939-1945
    Switzerland get to sit back and enjoys a drink while the whole world is fighting

  • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
    @MatthewSmith-to1hz 2 месяца назад +37

    3:33
    It's actually 188 guns per 100.

    • @FijyFilms
      @FijyFilms 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, and on top of that thats only registered guns since 1996

    • @BenWilson-cp6ld
      @BenWilson-cp6ld Месяц назад

      ​@@FijyFilmsI don't know anyone with a registered firearm. And everyone I know has firearms. There's no firearm registration system in my state that I know of.

    • @BenWilson-cp6ld
      @BenWilson-cp6ld Месяц назад

      ​@@FijyFilms I don't know anyone with a registered firearm. And everyone I know except for felons has several firearms. I don't even know how to registered any of my firearms. It's just not a thing in my state

    • @solvency2690
      @solvency2690 Месяц назад

      ​​@@BenWilson-cp6ld if you bought modern guns from a gun store there is a number engraved on the firearm and that number is connected to you based on the purchase date... if you were to privately sell a firearm to someone else and they were to use it in a crime, it would come back to you. Just a warning. If all of your firearms were purchased via private sales then you are likely correct that there is no connection between you and the firearm. In fairness it isnt so much a registry as it is a purchase record that is maintained by the State.

  • @BadBame962
    @BadBame962 2 месяца назад +6

    0:04
    Love the Maurice Gomberg map reference!

  • @maddog4u31757
    @maddog4u31757 2 месяца назад +23

    I love that they referenced the video of the guy pulling all the firearms out of his pants. I remember seeing it in like the 6th grade

  • @Harikejn
    @Harikejn 2 месяца назад +57

    Believe it or not there is one fun fact. And that is that US Army before WWII, was smaller than the Yugoslav army.

    • @brandytoney7604
      @brandytoney7604 2 месяца назад +5

      Dang

    • @Harikejn
      @Harikejn 2 месяца назад +3

      @@brandytoney7604 Well, it happened that.

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 2 месяца назад +4

      Yea but once the war happened we exploded in size and power

    • @Harikejn
      @Harikejn 2 месяца назад +4

      @@JustADiamondBlock Also was Yugoslavia as well.

    • @garrettferrell6821
      @garrettferrell6821 2 месяца назад +1

      Damn,I never knew that

  • @BinitaSubedi1998
    @BinitaSubedi1998 2 месяца назад +6

    3:27 even the German shepherd carrying 😂

  • @MonkeyJedi99
    @MonkeyJedi99 2 месяца назад +64

    I have a lot of international warfare experience.
    According to the board for Risk, the Australia-New Zealand-Indonesia region is the hardest to invade.
    Also the easiest to lock up and get the region troop recruiting bonus for.

    • @johnsonpragantha2974
      @johnsonpragantha2974 2 месяца назад +1

      Elaborate good sir/madame.

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 2 месяца назад

      Curios, why is that

    • @goverat
      @goverat 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lancetheking7524because they are islands with massive distances to cross before you reach them.
      Australia also has next to no resources from the northern approach so supply lines are insanely stretched

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 2 месяца назад

      @@goverat ah interesting

    • @spencerspillman7904
      @spencerspillman7904 2 месяца назад +1

      Have you ever played Axis and Allies? A lot like risk but better imo

  • @MrThePsychologist
    @MrThePsychologist 2 месяца назад +33

    it is not difficult to invade afghanistan it is difficult to keep it

    • @dobridjordje
      @dobridjordje 2 месяца назад +7

      On the other hand, Vietnam is hard to both invade and keep lol

    • @MrThePsychologist
      @MrThePsychologist 2 месяца назад +3

      @@dobridjordje japanese flaten vietnam

    • @dobridjordje
      @dobridjordje 2 месяца назад +4

      @@MrThePsychologist Eh Vietnam had no army to defend against that invasion, it wasn't until 1944. when Viet Minh was created that Japanese started to bite way more than they could chew.

    • @MrThePsychologist
      @MrThePsychologist 2 месяца назад

      @@dobridjordje so did afghanistan

    • @solomonofakkad1927
      @solomonofakkad1927 2 месяца назад +3

      You're correct, the US actually managed to topple the Taliban government in just weeks, but they spent a whole generation dealing with insurgents.

  • @justanobody121
    @justanobody121 2 месяца назад +7

    The "average" citizen walking down the sidewalk with an rpg and shorts killed me, 😂

  • @Imnotsmg4bob
    @Imnotsmg4bob 2 месяца назад +36

    11:04
    *Emperor Bonaparte Phonk Walk*

  • @joshuapretorius7800
    @joshuapretorius7800 2 месяца назад +18

    The other thing of Britain is of course the highlands of Scotland will be difficult to traverse and along with the many canals that are in Britain choke points along bridges will become inevitable. Combine that with the maize of hedges and muddy lanes will make Britain hard to conquer even after crossing the channel which will have to be done in favorable sea conditions.

    • @veeeks2938
      @veeeks2938 2 месяца назад

      Also the border regions between England and Scotland. There was a reason that Border Reivers were a thing there for 4 centuries.

    • @colonelangus8247
      @colonelangus8247 2 месяца назад

      Great Britains civil defense is to put it mildly and politely well you know the thing.

    • @scribbles1424
      @scribbles1424 2 месяца назад

      The British cannot defend against riots. Why would you send in an army when all you have to do is wait a few decades and run the joint?

  • @Slender_Man_186
    @Slender_Man_186 2 месяца назад +2

    The thumbnail kinda sums it up, while the "a rifle behind every blade of grass" quote likely wasn't actually said by admiral Yamamoto, the sentiment behind it is still very much true.

  • @BrandonHanson
    @BrandonHanson 2 месяца назад +84

    Honorable mention about Alaska. If anyone can recall. The Aleutian Islands had some taken over by the Japanese in World War 2. Also dring World War 2, they also conquered Guam and the Philippines before they became an independent country (the Philippines). So, in general. Yes, the United States of America is a difficult country to invade, but they don't teach your everyday person in our country about this.

    • @dobridjordje
      @dobridjordje 2 месяца назад

      Aleutians campaign was a bloodbath for the Japanese as well as Americans, extremely inhospitable terrain.

    • @chad2522
      @chad2522 2 месяца назад +19

      They do though, this is readily common information taught in any basic high school history class.

    • @SpeedDemon_Editzzz
      @SpeedDemon_Editzzz 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@chad2522Yeah basic geography and history as we can clearly anywhere on yt or real life see masterfully mastered by wokemericans🤣

    • @ieetpeople4003
      @ieetpeople4003 2 месяца назад +6

      That's like... US History 101 in the chapters about WWII. Every highschooler learns about what US territories the Japanese invaded.

    • @SpeedDemon_Editzzz
      @SpeedDemon_Editzzz 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ieetpeople4003 yeah but basic geography is not💯

  • @matthewskudzienski888
    @matthewskudzienski888 2 месяца назад +30

    “Wolverines!!!”

  • @dompdompdomp
    @dompdompdomp 2 месяца назад +72

    I am surprised Taiwan isn’t on this list. It’s a floating Switzerland for christ’s sake

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 2 месяца назад +7

      Not Switzerland, it’s a fortress. And it ain’t neutral…

    • @mynamesjeff.f
      @mynamesjeff.f 2 месяца назад +5

      Taiwan was invaded successfully before by Japan.

    • @mynamesjeff.f
      @mynamesjeff.f 2 месяца назад

      Only reason it was relinquished was due to a surrender agreement by the US

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 2 месяца назад +7

      @@mynamesjeff.f that was a 100 years ago when it was still Chinese I believe, now it’s independent and heavily fortified against China.

    • @dompdompdomp
      @dompdompdomp 2 месяца назад +9

      @@mynamesjeff.f Taiwan had virtually no military on the island when Japan invaded. The Taiwan Strait has some of the roughest waters in the world which means Qing Dynasty China had a lot of trouble sending its wooden navy boats across to Taiwan

  • @eaglesclaws8
    @eaglesclaws8 2 месяца назад +20

    the geography in usa is beyond perfect for defense too. barrier mts on both east and west coast.

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 2 месяца назад +2

      Impassable desert and the Rio Grande to the south, allied Canada to the north, the impenetrable Rocky Mountains in the west, and the eastern shield of Appalachia defending the heartland, with both coasts guarded by the most powerful navy the world has ever seen. It’d genuinely take every military on the planet to try and even land on one of America’s coasts

    • @SeraphRyan
      @SeraphRyan 2 месяца назад +2

      @@thiccchungo1041 and to the south is mexico. As funny as it is to say, you think the cartels and such would allow free passage to an invasion force to come to the south of the US? They would never risk losing the rich corporate people that pay for the cocaine they bring up. Whatever the invasion force is, would have to deal with that first before even thinking about making it to the US.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Месяц назад

      ​@@thiccchungo1041 even the Great Plains poses a risk to an invading army. Even though an invading army would be able to spread out across it, the problem is that the land is far in land that they are dead center wide open, and would be seen hundreds of miles away.

  • @FREAK_BOB_420
    @FREAK_BOB_420 2 месяца назад +57

    The baby in the thumbnail holding a bazooka was funny asf😂 😂

    • @year111
      @year111 2 месяца назад +6

      That would have been Maggie in a Simpsons episode.

  • @dandyosavage
    @dandyosavage 2 месяца назад +23

    The Swiss: "shooting is fun hobby."
    The US: "Cute. Its our way of life."

  • @alm5992
    @alm5992 2 месяца назад +79

    Strange that one of the reasons for not being able to invade Afghanistan wasn't mentioned: U.S. armed the "rebels" to fight the Soviets- then were attacked by those same "rebels" when US decided to invade. That's got to be one of the top 5 stupidest military decisions of all time.

    • @derigel7662
      @derigel7662 2 месяца назад

      Yeaaaaaa that wasnt really the USs fault 100% but yea there was a whoops there for sure. Maybe someone should have ran a background check on the Tallyban

    • @kirkstinson7316
      @kirkstinson7316 2 месяца назад +13

      Check the history of Afghanistan. No one has been able to take it over. Invade? But take over no.

    • @pckkaboo6800
      @pckkaboo6800 2 месяца назад

      All because of rules of engagement, if those restrictions are lifted, the invasion will end in weeks

    • @bobz99
      @bobz99 2 месяца назад +15

      No, the US arming the rebels to fight to Soviets was a good decision because it help lead to the collapse of the USSR, the rebels the US armed werent the ones that they fought when they invaded afghanistan

    • @yuritarted984
      @yuritarted984 2 месяца назад

      We don’t just invade we occupied basically the whole country for twenty years we simply left because it was to expensive and the us population didn’t want us to be there anymore

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 2 месяца назад +6

    There's a common misinformation about admiral Isoroku Yamamoto saying the US is impossible to invade is because "A rifle behind every blade of grass."
    While Isoroku known full well that the US isn't possible to invade and even suggested to the higher-ups that they shouldn't do it, there's no evidence he said this quote. Alongside with the popular "I fear that I may have awaken a sleeping giant." Which is from a movie.
    The closest thing he ever said was "I shall run wild for 6 months to a year, victory after victory. After that, I have no expectation of success."

  • @Your.typical.German.2.
    @Your.typical.German.2. 2 месяца назад +2

    Michigan has the newly built Gordie Howe bridge connecting to Canada so we could also call in our Canadian friends if we need too

  • @Chanty_lly
    @Chanty_lly 2 месяца назад +65

    @2:47 fcking savage, shooting at tornadoes

    • @Nezuchan07
      @Nezuchan07 2 месяца назад +1

      PHIL CASSIDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    • @panthersherman453
      @panthersherman453 2 месяца назад +5

      Floridian man actually had an event for that. When hurricane Irma was gonna hit the south Floridians held a Facebook event to shoot the hurricane

    • @cr0sad3r70
      @cr0sad3r70 2 месяца назад +2

      He's a true American Patriot

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 2 месяца назад +2

      Ain't no Love in Oklahoma.

    • @LouisBilodeau-k4s
      @LouisBilodeau-k4s 2 месяца назад +2

      Good we don't want wimps here anyways​@JoshIsSoGoofy

  • @LagoRancoHelicopterTours
    @LagoRancoHelicopterTours 2 месяца назад +102

    The idea of even trying to invade the US or Russia is just time wasted

    • @derigel7662
      @derigel7662 2 месяца назад +18

      All russia has is weather bro.....we would steam roll them in a week of we didnt have to follow the "Geneva convention" amd rules of engagement

    • @Ciurk
      @Ciurk 2 месяца назад +39

      @@derigel7662 who is “we” nobody knows where you live

    • @TheRebelAllianceAreTerrorists
      @TheRebelAllianceAreTerrorists 2 месяца назад +9

      @@derigel7662 I'd like to see you get an Army and try, good luck comrade

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 2 месяца назад +2

      USA was able to supply there troops in russIa USA could do it. do 2 our overwhelming supply.
      it’s simply do we want to track it to Moscow

    • @Korisnumber1man
      @Korisnumber1man 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@derigel7662hahahahaha

  • @inucha5
    @inucha5 2 месяца назад +22

    10:58 *Ukraine entrees chat* “Hold my beer”

    • @LIsForLexi.
      @LIsForLexi. 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂

    • @oscarorta9152
      @oscarorta9152 Месяц назад +2

      Russia has been invaded before but the thing is it don't end well that's why ukraine is trapped in kursk

    • @castiegabel3375
      @castiegabel3375 Месяц назад

      Ukraine has nato

    • @adamadel-zv1zt
      @adamadel-zv1zt Месяц назад +2

      NUH UH , the only reason why Russia can't invade Ukraine is becuase of military aid from helping country's ect

    • @pipexxinar6444
      @pipexxinar6444 Месяц назад +1

      German in 41-
      😂😂😂😂

  • @CliffCardi
    @CliffCardi 2 месяца назад +47

    “An invasion of the mainland United States is impossible. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.”
    -Adimral Yamamoto

    • @rudridz
      @rudridz 2 месяца назад +7

      Yeah I live in a super liberal city, people get surprised when they realize that a lot of people here own firearms. I own over 30 different rifles, shotguns, and handguns and have probably close to 20,000 rounds of ammo in my closet.

    • @Aryanchadrick
      @Aryanchadrick 2 месяца назад

      @@rudridz Why dont you put it to use then?

    • @LouisBilodeau-k4s
      @LouisBilodeau-k4s 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Aryanchadrickcause that's called murder, definitely illegal.

    • @tritium1998
      @tritium1998 2 месяца назад +2

      It was impossible because US tanks, ships, and planes destroyed his military instead.

  • @FOX_930
    @FOX_930 2 месяца назад +10

    Like the detail of Switzerland "borrowing" gold from germany

  • @ZeePanzer
    @ZeePanzer 2 месяца назад +6

    Meanwhile Brazil: surrounded by way weaker countryes, and any non south american army would need do trespass the whole amazon forest to be able to invade.

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 2 месяца назад +30

    They didn't mention the numerous military bases that house divisions of military personnel that are stateside.

  • @randomguyonyoutube4701
    @randomguyonyoutube4701 2 месяца назад +116

    thumbnail did ‘murica dirty

    • @Nezuchan07
      @Nezuchan07 2 месяца назад +5

      phil cassidy

    • @AccountLastname-yx9hh
      @AccountLastname-yx9hh 2 месяца назад +11

      It’s accurate

    • @AManNamedHawk
      @AManNamedHawk 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Nezuchan07Duuuude based reference. I always wanted to grow up like him.

    • @DarkKatzy013
      @DarkKatzy013 2 месяца назад

      Nah we be a special kinda crazy in some parts of the USA. Like nobody is giving a literal baby a gun but many children know how to shoot.

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 2 месяца назад +6

      The bald eagle with 2 m16s

  • @OhioOwns
    @OhioOwns 2 месяца назад +1

    bet it would've been amazing seeing Hannibal cross the Alps with that giant force. dude was a genius and doesn't get enough credit, one of the brightest generals to ever live

  • @Psycho-go5yr
    @Psycho-go5yr 2 месяца назад +19

    As a Texan who has to deal with extreme storms and tornadoes every spring and brutal, potentially deadly heat every summer not to mention the hurricanes that can stampede through during both seasons... I can confirm that we are stubborn enough to fight mother nature herself. That scene of an American firing a hail of bullets at a tornado is accurate. The planet itself tries to kill us. An invading army would be about as intimidating as a yappy chihuahua in comparison.

    • @meadowsplumbing8659
      @meadowsplumbing8659 2 месяца назад +2

      Let alone cactus, misquite, briar, rattle snakes, corral snakes, copper heads,cotton mouths, black widow's, brown recluse, wild hogs, coyotes, bull sharks, and oilfield workers.

    • @OkieJay
      @OkieJay 2 месяца назад

      You know if Texas was ever attacked by an invading army, there'd be Okies coming down from Oklahoma. And probably Arkansans, too. Why should y'all have all the fun.

    • @Psycho-go5yr
      @Psycho-go5yr 2 месяца назад +1

      @@OkieJay lol by the time you drove down here there may not be much left xD

    • @OkieJay
      @OkieJay 2 месяца назад

      @@Psycho-go5yr Haha yeah probably

    • @charles9571
      @charles9571 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@OkieJay and volunteers from Tennessee

  • @Realitycheckm8
    @Realitycheckm8 2 месяца назад +8

    00:59 This is a normal July 4th celebration 🤣

  • @piyo05031231
    @piyo05031231 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how the first thing i see as I enter youtube is a family with guns a baby with a bazooka and an eagle with 2 m16’s

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 2 месяца назад +34

    I love this thumbnail.

  • @jwzero
    @jwzero 2 месяца назад +7

    12:55 Giggty

  • @dum747
    @dum747 2 месяца назад +3

    2:00 I'm Alaskan
    Winter is end October to beginning may
    Spring beginning may to beginning June
    Summer is beginning june to end October (this is for the interior)
    In spring it starts slushy ends muddy and 30⁰f (0⁰c)
    In summer it can get up to 110⁰f
    Fall is very short but it is 50⁰f
    Winter is -30⁰f with up to 2-3 ft of snow
    Down in the Aleutian Islands could be a blank of snow for a week then no snow
    Edit
    No population centers
    Anchorage Alaska has a population of 280,000 in an area of 2,000mi²
    For comparison LA is 500mi²

  • @Pigeon_z
    @Pigeon_z 2 месяца назад +7

    That thumbnail is screams "AMERICAN FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @mrbigw100
    @mrbigw100 Месяц назад +2

    I’m surprised Australia wasn’t in this episode from the land size and the amount of water around it

  • @coltonbarnes7861
    @coltonbarnes7861 2 месяца назад +4

    People talk about Switzerland in ww2, but no one talking about the real reason hitler didnt want to conquer the alps, Lichtenstein

  • @greengoblin99999
    @greengoblin99999 2 месяца назад +10

    3:30 is comical
    I love America

  • @mixrable1212
    @mixrable1212 2 месяца назад +4

    Every McDonald's in Alaska is fitted with broken ice cream machines to demoralize invading troops

  • @Chris_Topher-c6k
    @Chris_Topher-c6k 2 месяца назад +5

    The video: 😃😃😃. The thumbnail: 💀💀💀 is the family even allowed to let the baby have a bazooka 💀💀💀💀

  • @SilentNights185
    @SilentNights185 2 месяца назад +4

    The number of guns per person populating America is about 6:1 ratio.... Essentially, there are more guns and ammo than the populace of the entire Continental USA. Try it! ❤🇺🇸

  • @Invisible_Socks
    @Invisible_Socks 2 месяца назад +2

    I am LMAO at the animations of the dogs with guns LOLLL

  • @Blalack77
    @Blalack77 2 месяца назад +3

    It's kind of interesting how Russia is kind of a graveyard of empires too - at least, kind of in the same sense as Afghanistan - but that Russia/the Soviet Union was one of the failed invaders of Afghanistan. Like a graveyard versus a graveyard type of deal. But those types of situations are interesting: where inexplicable, almost miraculous things happen over and over again in military situations to the benefit of a nation's defense and the detriment of another's invasion.
    Like with the Spanish armada trying to attack England - and John Dee advising Elizabeth I to do nothing only to have the armada destroyed in a storm (I don't know if that says more about John Dee's supernatural abilities, Queen Elizabeth's trust in him, nature or providence) or like with the Nazis never gaining a foothold in Britain despite the strong desire, superior forces, numbers, tactics, the element of relative surprise, intense bombing, etc. - as an aside, it's also interesting how Britain has basically been completely taken over repeatedly by foreign forces - the Saxons vs the Britons, Norse Vikings vs the Saxons and then the Normans vs the assimilated and unified English - but managed to mostly retain their continuity, culture, heritage, etc. with only relatively minor changes.
    But also with the Mongols repeatedly trying to invade mainland Japan and being destroyed by storms (Kamikaze/Divine Wind), major superpowers and some of the greatest conquerors in world history turned back by smaller forces like with Napoleon among others being stopped by the Russian weather and the Afghan terrain and guerilla forces holding off multiple superior forces, etc.
    I know war has been virtually non-stop in human history, so there are plenty of chances for unlikely things to happen and plenty of examples where these things _didn't_ happen - but it's just interesting how these events seemed to happen for some nations frequently enough for it to become a topic of discussion. I don't know - just some observations. History - and especially military/warfare history (which really encompass the vast majority of general history) - is very interesting to me.

  • @kamron_thurmond
    @kamron_thurmond 2 месяца назад +6

    The Swiss sound like a nation of preppers.

    • @Aanaartu
      @Aanaartu 2 месяца назад

      Except the mountains and being able to buy their service rifle, that sounded pretty much like Finland. We even employ the same way of having bunkers in every new building of a certain size 😂

  • @simply_exploring
    @simply_exploring 2 месяца назад +2

    The dude shooting a tornado with a machine-gun and burgers exploding out of it 😂

  • @kunger9020
    @kunger9020 2 месяца назад +8

    At 3:10 in vid. They are called "Hillbillies" and they are folk you don't want to tick off.

  • @myne5689
    @myne5689 Месяц назад +5

    You forgot Canada. It's literally impossible unless you're the USA lol

  • @dfcagentmouse
    @dfcagentmouse 2 месяца назад +2

    1:02 is wild...

  • @WinstonSmith6
    @WinstonSmith6 2 месяца назад +5

    Why invade when you can infiltrate and conquer from within.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Месяц назад

      Which is sadly what is currently happening...

  • @watunyaam7266
    @watunyaam7266 2 месяца назад +12

    Ramirez!!!

  • @pointly
    @pointly Месяц назад +2

    I could feel my patriotism soar as he described America's natural landmarks, military strength, and our armed citizens.

  • @SashaPatroc-qf3oc
    @SashaPatroc-qf3oc 2 месяца назад +4

    12:46 Giggity

  • @FroggyNation15
    @FroggyNation15 2 месяца назад +3

    Not the burgers !!! 😂😂 2:50

  • @historyaddict1776
    @historyaddict1776 Месяц назад +1

    When people think of a state with a lot of guns everyone thinks Texas, I live in Kentucky we have no permit laws here plus the only thing you need to own full auto gun is to pay the federal tax to get one. It only took me 2 hours to purchase my first gun and my second only took 5 minutes.

  • @Blind_Hawk
    @Blind_Hawk 2 месяца назад +13

    Russia?
    Ukraine: "Hold my beer".

    • @bryananderson3772
      @bryananderson3772 2 месяца назад +2

      It's not going so well. The Ukrainian incursion is already broken up.

    • @Blind_Hawk
      @Blind_Hawk 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bryananderson3772 Okay? When did I say that? I made a joke about that Russia is hard to invade and thought it was funny because Ukraine invaded Russia.
      If you are not capable of follow simple jokes it's not my problem mate.