I jumped onto this immediately, so I'm watching it with the original title. I'm never turning off the RUclips app. I'm never putting my phone on silence. They can't stop me!
@@theonlyzanny To be fair Bjorn The Fellhanded, a Dreadnaught of the Space Wolves almost killed a heretic Primarch (I don’t remember which one) though it ended in a cooler version of the Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Dude had his arms chopped off and was still ramming into the Primarch. Edit: looked it up, it was Magnus
@23:05 Zanny, here’s a Fun Fact: while there is the strategy tabletop, there’s also several versions of tabletop RPGs for you to play as most of the sides in 40K. Think D&D with how it is, except it’s a D100 system, not D20. You can play Deathwatch, a normal Human, a Space Marine (not Deathwatch), Rogue Traders, Xenos races, and even Chaos! I’ve played it and it’s so damn fun. If y’all wanna try it, I’m willing to host
17:06 "In the lore, Dreadnoughts are the strongest things in the entire Imperium" 17:19 Meanwhile the Dreadnought to the Heldrake: "HEY SHITASS" *Yeets a Rock*
Aight Zanny Here's some lore dump • The Emperor of mankind is at the top basically, he can be as giant as a titan or be his normal human self which is an average man. • His close advisor the most powerful psyker, only second to the emperor: Malcador • the Primarchs, the sons of the emperor, originally was supposed to be his Loyal Generals and advisors that would help him rule a secular Galaxy free of superstition so that "fuck you chaos" twas his ultimate goal, they stand at 11-18ft. • Custodian guard: The emperors personal guard, he specifically genetically created and modified them to be the perfect human beings, literally the fastest, strongest, smartest and most loyal. Second only to the primarchs, they actually don't need a second heart or an extra lung, they are so genetically perfect, they can take most of the bullshit the galaxy throws at them, one custodian continued to fight with half his brain gone. They stand at 9-11ft • His "Angels of death" known for their famous "they shall be the bulwark against the terror and they shall know no fear" the beloved Space Marines. They are made from their Gene father which is their primarch, the emperor basically made a lot of basic vanilla marines and splitting them by quarters, gifting them to the primarchs he slowly but surely found. They all then would get blessings from their primarch father and one of those blessings (aside from their awesome gifts) is a part of their genes which gives the marines under that specific Primarch's command their personalities and traits. • the cream of the crop, the guardsmen, many call them the meat wall of the imperium but sufficed to say, without them, the imperium would have been lost ages ago. They are the backbone of the imperium as it is said that "if a guardsman falls, 10 more shall take his place" • the Adeptus mechanicus is basically also the backbone of the imperium, all them awesome continent sized ships they have? The 100ft tall titans that walk the battlefield? The BANEBLADE!?! Yes they make all of that, without them, the imperium is Xp It is often said that what a guardsman is to a space marine is what the space marines are to the custodes and the custodes and the primarchs go hand in hand together, they custodes are just way more loyal and chill like that 🗿. I basically summarised the imperiums factions a bit but that's the most I can give Zanny, enough to get him up to speed. If you want, I can also quickly summarize the Horus heresy in the reply section
Imperium follows a different rank structure to chaos, that chaos guy you were fighting around 6:50 was a chaos lord who leads the thousand sons war band in the game. Which are the blue guys with the Egyptian aesthetic
Time for some explanation for those moments Zanny and his buddies didn't know. Imurah is not the Chapter Master of the Thousand Suns, hes some dude thats never appeared before. The true Chapter Master is Ahriman, who would obliterate probably the entire 2nd legion alone. The Daemon is a Lord of Change, a Greater Daemon of the Chaos God Tzeentch. A Dreadnought is both a great honor and curse. When a worthy Astartes has been massively wounded, they'll be put in it. Their actual body will be reduced to just a torso and a head as they'll remain in the suit till death. Some Dreadnoughts are over 6000 years old, their minds falling apart till they are just a monster that knows only to destroy and kill
"A man cannot turn back. When a man risks his life to fight, what awaits him is not peace but the next battlefield." -Edajima Heihachi, Sakigake!! Otokojuku, 1988, episode 25
Bit of a Thousand Sons nerd here, at least this is as far as I know. (Could be wrong, I'm new and this is the only chapter I keep up on because they're my favorite.) 6:26 The primarch of the Thousand Sons is Magnus the Red, and the chaos lord is Ahzek Ahriman. Ahzek Ahriman is the sorcerer that was responsible for the Rubric of Ahriman, which turned a majority of the Thousand Sons to dust after the Horus Heresy. Magnus banished Ahriman from the planet of sorcerers, where Ahriman now wanders the webway in search of a way to undo the Rubric and the flesh change afflicting his brothers.
A hive city is what you'd get if you took every single city on Earth and smashed them together. Then right-clicked and hit copy/paste a few hundred times.
A monkey reaps what he sows 🐵
crowdmade.com/collections/zanny
also dog is at 26:38
Does the goat himself respond?
did you perhaps beat laurence?
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
Blood for the blood gods im a heratic angron livessss
Zanny being this funny is illegal I sentence you to playing StarWars Outlaws for 2 weeks
This is too far brother
@@Saaaaaans NO. COMMUNITY SERVICE, JAIL TIME, BEING AT A FAMILY REUNION, ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT
Truly a fate worse than death
@@Gamerjedi-xt5rkI wouldn’t wish a Family Reunion on my worst enemy
someone call geneva, this is cruel and unusual punishment.
Changed title for algo. Sorry gamers and sorry to the Tyranids 😔🙏
Damn, weak.....
I jumped onto this immediately, so I'm watching it with the original title. I'm never turning off the RUclips app. I'm never putting my phone on silence. They can't stop me!
you're WEAK!
@@dragomight8851 whats the original?
lmfao
You don't need to explain a hive city, I've been to New York.
Hive Cities are if you slapped LA on top of New York on top of Paris.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 And all of those on top of Tokyo. Seriously Tokyo just fucking stretches on.
@@ZAH33D
Because Tokyo is really a collection of cities more than an actual city
you definitely haven't
@@steelbear2063 Fr even calling it a super city won't be doing it any justice.
It feels nice to be early
Ιndeed
It feels good to be a winah
Very much
Fr
Yes
17:06 Imperator Titan be like -_-
The aneurysm is inevitable
Probably got titans and dreadnoughts confused tbf, the imperium have lots of big mech stuff™️
ordinatus machines be like ':0
17:06 "Dreadnoughts are the strongest thing in the entire Imperium"
From which ocean did you gather these pearls of wisdom?
Day 5 of asking Zanny to take anabolic steroids.
If Zanny hops on I will too
@@aidanholloran3055 same
ok yall zip it up when your done 🤦♂️
"Space Marine 2 makes xenophobia look kinda fire" is a crazy title💀💀
Tbf, it's different when you're discussing a galactic existential threat.
Xenophobia has always been fire
Open fire.
The reason the imperium fights horrible terrifying xenos is because they killed all the friendly ones
@@ethanmcfarland8240 Wrong, there was nothing that was friendly!
@StarboyXL9 that's the kind of guy that thinks, "Let's just talk to the Hrud!" And ends up being aged into antiquity for his troubles.
Got a question zanny whens the next wukong monkey video.
Zanny my friend beat you in space marine 2 yesterday. And you should beat lawerance
He Beat lawrence!
My uncle that works at Nintendo beat him too
@@schattenhuhn611 the joke is that on one of his videos he said there would be a quiz in the cycle “bullied by Laurence, played ds1, beat Laurence”
@@schattenhuhn611it's a bit batman
@@shakibahmed6044 hmm
*GOOD NEWS BROTHER ZANNY UPLOADED BROTHER*
ERECTUS!!
PENISIUS!!
BIGGUS DICKUS
FLACCIDIUS!!
Biggu Dickus Brother!!!
Day 72 of asking zanny to play DEAD CELLS
Nice grind but you will never reach the level of the uncharted guy
@@Saaaaaanshe is my ideal
@@VykeTheDragonspear-RTH 200 more days and you can be in the Jedi council next to him
@@Saaaaaans The uncharted guy is simply a different breed
this terrible joke is played out kids
Kinda fire!? Brother, to not be xenophobic would be heresy.
Rock and stone!
Wrong game brother
DID SOMEONE SAY ROCK AND STONE?
Rock and Stone
IF YOU ROCK N STONE, YOURE NEVER ALONE
When did the Leagues of Votann get here?
Slur for snipers
Scopers
Dude, the hard R? Seriously?
Dreadnoughts are not the strongest by a damn mile priemarchs, titans, The emperor
I don't think he was counting Primarchs and Big E
@@theonlyzanny To be fair Bjorn The Fellhanded, a Dreadnaught of the Space Wolves almost killed a heretic Primarch (I don’t remember which one) though it ended in a cooler version of the Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Dude had his arms chopped off and was still ramming into the Primarch.
Edit: looked it up, it was Magnus
@@zinogre6225 Oh man you should really check out the story of Rylanor the Dreadnaught
Fun fact: in 40k everyone is the bad guy
Chaos take
least obvious Heratic
@@Trentofredwallexpound. Cuz they ain't wrong
Farsight Enclaves and Salamanders
Nah humanity is always right, the stars belong to us
0:37 we need a counter for this, including the last video.
Brother I am pinned here!
Pin this guy. RN!
IT IS THE BAAAAAAAANEEBLAAAAAAAAAAADE
Pin him with haste brother
THE EVENING SWAN?!?!?!????
Strike from the sky, brothers!
12:31 these dreadnoughts aren't like from the imperium they eternally suffer and beings put in one isn't a sign of respect but a way of punishment
"Abbadon's onlyfans"is CRAZY and i dont think enough people caught it lol
They don´t have helmets on, because they´re NAMED ULTRAMARINES CHARACTERS.
Who needs helmets, when you have plot armor?
Xenophobia in Warhammer is 100% justified. Purge the xenos!
I think that's because the imperium purged everyone and everything that was nice.
Zanny ignoring the hype speech from the Cadian general kinda hurt, ngl
Asking for a Shadow of War playthrough day 30.
Fr
I second this
@@CoolGuyAnim I third this
Ok jonkler
Xenophobia was always cool, coexistence is cringe 😬
Aside from this and Doom, I don't think another game has the same ability to triple your testosterone levels just by playing one mission
26:42 thats one loud boy
@23:05 Zanny, here’s a Fun Fact: while there is the strategy tabletop, there’s also several versions of tabletop RPGs for you to play as most of the sides in 40K. Think D&D with how it is, except it’s a D100 system, not D20. You can play Deathwatch, a normal Human, a Space Marine (not Deathwatch), Rogue Traders, Xenos races, and even Chaos! I’ve played it and it’s so damn fun. If y’all wanna try it, I’m willing to host
GOONIUS!!!
The way Zanny rips a tyranid in half before mag dumping into a carnifex is full of the exaggerated swagger of a Black Templar.
17:06 "In the lore, Dreadnoughts are the strongest things in the entire Imperium"
17:19 Meanwhile the Dreadnought to the Heldrake: "HEY SHITASS" *Yeets a Rock*
Aight Zanny Here's some lore dump
• The Emperor of mankind is at the top basically, he can be as giant as a titan or be his normal human self which is an average man.
• His close advisor the most powerful psyker, only second to the emperor: Malcador
• the Primarchs, the sons of the emperor, originally was supposed to be his Loyal Generals and advisors that would help him rule a secular Galaxy free of superstition so that "fuck you chaos" twas his ultimate goal, they stand at 11-18ft.
• Custodian guard: The emperors personal guard, he specifically genetically created and modified them to be the perfect human beings, literally the fastest, strongest, smartest and most loyal. Second only to the primarchs, they actually don't need a second heart or an extra lung, they are so genetically perfect, they can take most of the bullshit the galaxy throws at them, one custodian continued to fight with half his brain gone. They stand at 9-11ft
• His "Angels of death" known for their famous "they shall be the bulwark against the terror and they shall know no fear" the beloved Space Marines. They are made from their Gene father which is their primarch, the emperor basically made a lot of basic vanilla marines and splitting them by quarters, gifting them to the primarchs he slowly but surely found. They all then would get blessings from their primarch father and one of those blessings (aside from their awesome gifts) is a part of their genes which gives the marines under that specific Primarch's command their personalities and traits.
• the cream of the crop, the guardsmen, many call them the meat wall of the imperium but sufficed to say, without them, the imperium would have been lost ages ago. They are the backbone of the imperium as it is said that "if a guardsman falls, 10 more shall take his place"
• the Adeptus mechanicus is basically also the backbone of the imperium, all them awesome continent sized ships they have? The 100ft tall titans that walk the battlefield? The BANEBLADE!?! Yes they make all of that, without them, the imperium is Xp
It is often said that what a guardsman is to a space marine is what the space marines are to the custodes and the custodes and the primarchs go hand in hand together, they custodes are just way more loyal and chill like that 🗿. I basically summarised the imperiums factions a bit but that's the most I can give Zanny, enough to get him up to speed.
If you want, I can also quickly summarize the Horus heresy in the reply section
17:06 warlord titan slowly approaching with merderus intent
Zanny: "Try harder, Hive tyrant."
Hive tyrant: **Starts trying harder**
Zanny: "I take it back!"
Imperium follows a different rank structure to chaos, that chaos guy you were fighting around 6:50 was a chaos lord who leads the thousand sons war band in the game. Which are the blue guys with the Egyptian aesthetic
"Dreadnoughts are the strongest thing in the Imperium"
Watches as an Imperator Titan steps on the dreadnought
Upload uncharted zanny
God I would love to see him play those games
Brother Dreadnought really went "Woe, rock be upon ye" on the Helldrake I fucking died
guys watch bivol vs beterbiev
Zanny, I hope you know we only watch your videos for the Puppy Breaks.
(/j, ily)
WHEN I SAY COURAGE, YOU SAY HONOR! COURAGE!
Honour
Kharn the betrayer after hearing the news: Abaddon's WHAT?!
Zanny calling the flying shits ‘engineers’ is so relatable
Zanny Please watch the ghost of yōti trailer.
Don’t let anyone tell you xenophobia isn’t badass
Xenophoiba (against actual aliens.) 👾
Day 1 of asking zanny to do the thug shaker
Early gang
Time for some explanation for those moments Zanny and his buddies didn't know.
Imurah is not the Chapter Master of the Thousand Suns, hes some dude thats never appeared before. The true Chapter Master is Ahriman, who would obliterate probably the entire 2nd legion alone.
The Daemon is a Lord of Change, a Greater Daemon of the Chaos God Tzeentch.
A Dreadnought is both a great honor and curse. When a worthy Astartes has been massively wounded, they'll be put in it. Their actual body will be reduced to just a torso and a head as they'll remain in the suit till death. Some Dreadnoughts are over 6000 years old, their minds falling apart till they are just a monster that knows only to destroy and kill
"A man cannot turn back.
When a man risks his life to fight, what awaits him is not peace but the next
battlefield."
-Edajima Heihachi, Sakigake!! Otokojuku, 1988, episode 25
Zanny talking about the Chaplain - "What a hater"
Woe the foreshadowing of that quote will fuel me until the sequel to SM2 releases.
By the way, in the cutscene when we hear "Rise, son of Guilliman" it's not from Chapter Master Marneus Calgar but from our God Emperor himself
Bit of a Thousand Sons nerd here, at least this is as far as I know. (Could be wrong, I'm new and this is the only chapter I keep up on because they're my favorite.)
6:26 The primarch of the Thousand Sons is Magnus the Red, and the chaos lord is Ahzek Ahriman.
Ahzek Ahriman is the sorcerer that was responsible for the Rubric of Ahriman, which turned a majority of the Thousand Sons to dust after the Horus Heresy. Magnus banished Ahriman from the planet of sorcerers, where Ahriman now wanders the webway in search of a way to undo the Rubric and the flesh change afflicting his brothers.
A hive city is what you'd get if you took every single city on Earth and smashed them together. Then right-clicked and hit copy/paste a few hundred times.
Zanny: "We've beaten radahn"
Pointcrow's goldfish named Tortilini" "
ZANNY! GIVE ME ANOTHER VALHEIM VIDEO....and my life is yours
If you still don't have all six classes maxed out you most definitely haven't grinded anything. Game has been out for three weeks by now
Forget hating Bulwarks I can't stand Vanguards... the grapple is super annoying.
Ok, Champ is consistently the funniest member bar none. He constantly gets slept on yet bro is the GOAT
Zenophobia for the emperor or whatever, I just want to die. Guess I’m finally a death Korps of Kreig.
Finish Black myth Wukong lil bro
This. 1st playthrough is like a 100 hours tho it feels like if you do everything.
You do it
Also fun fact, fighting an actual primarch would be like fighting the dlc version of general radhan "his prime"
Zanny I ask again play Fort once more and my life is yours!!!!
Zanny slowly learning 40K lore and factions puts a smile on this battle brother's face.
That Chaplain eould have killed the 3 without even touching them
😏changed the title huh? Yea the first one was probably a little too hard for the softies😂
Imagine logging in to play multiplayer or pvp and getting matched with henry cavill
This answered my question on if I would buy it.
For the emperor!
It’s always nice when your favourite creators views reflect your own 😊
Zanny wholeheartedly fulfilling my Henry Cavill warhammer fantasy
You guys going apeshit on every single scene with the dreadnought is lore acurate
Even zanny doesn't realise melee works against bulwark
Where’s the Uncharted guy? Did he just give up? 😩
7:07 the boss cheesed you because he took that clean parry personal.
17:20 bro that Dreadnought was on demon time when he threw that😂
Got a question zanny whens the next wukong monkey video
Makes xenophobia look fire? My brother it IS fire
Xenophobia is fire and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Brother wake up, zannus has posted a new scripture
18:55 Astel Reference ? Peak inspires peak
Day 64 of asking Zanny to play A Way Out.
Racism score increased by 20 pts
Why you change the title
Brother Zanny has released another video
FOOOR THE EMPEROR BROTHEERRRSSSS 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
Babe wake up, Zanny just posted
Are we the baddies?
Yes
Yes you are
Right in time for the 30 zanman
Thanks for another great video
Zanny play bronzebeard tavern!
We need a fashion show brother!
I found Sir Zanny in a match.
1:06 "It's the BANEBLAADE!"
Wanted to like, but i hate NA
Also if you use japanise or german dub. you will get some nostalagic vibes
In japanese ,titus is voiced by solid snake
I’d honestly buy this game if it wasn’t like 70 bucks. I guess I’ll just have to wait for a really good sale.
Yeah just be patient, discount is a thing rather than never gonna be discounted
15:27 absolute cinema 💀