@@mikespearwood3914 when its over 50% of the supposedly "legendary" content, yes. I see it as a cop-out. An easy, low-brow way to get free laughs out of the kind of people that never matured beyond thinking farts were the best joke a person could make. But that's just me. If you love it, you should watch whatever you want - i really dont care. This is why _I_ dont like that kind of thing. And dont get me wrong, it WAS funny to me once... but it also got old/repetitive/predictably boring back when i was like, 14. 😅
@@rus65 haha no thats not how this works. Just discuss the point i made in the first place, please I just prefer ones who dont use cheap tricks as a crutch for their comedy. I didnt even go that hard on this hairy broomstick - i said his content (where it existed) was good, which i regret doing now anyway. God damn, you dont all have to bust a fucking nut about it. Its my opinion and it doesn't affect any of you at all, aside from your perception that its a veiled intellectual insult. But look, im more than willing to come straight out and just SAY i think youre a moron if it makes it easier for you to cope with it and stay on topic. 😅 Anyway since that other dickhead cried and broke his brain thinking up a paragraph of insults for me for no reason, its assumed that anyone defending this dude is likely a fuckwit (hence the reply you are getting) and in any case, not someone i wanna waste more time on. Ill choose to retain my brain cells and get out of this defensive circle-jerk you boys have got going on. Not worth it and actually reads a lot like reddit, which i need not tell you is a crap shack of a website. Later, weiners. Enjoy your boring, low IQ trash comedy.
Steve is a comedy giant, a seriously funny guy with insights that blow my mind every time I listen to him! Can't wait for more stuff from the vault! All the best from Bosnia and Herzegovina!
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I've watched this a few times now and, even though I know it's coming, I still lose it at the "put on some long trousers and read a fucking book" line. His delivery is absolutely spot on. Would be great to this show in full. Or see him live. Or both.
Yes the no neck, meatloaf grand final was played yesterday and a smashing time was had by all. The scariest part was the preceding game, where women without necks beat the crap out of each other. I’m all for strong women, but not that strong they could throw me through a window. I appreciate the topical piece, you’re a bloody legend Steve.
We’re good and white and normal, haha. That’s their mantra. I hope Steve continues to illuminate the world for many years to come, he is my second favourite comedian after Billy Connolly because I think he’s up there with him, he gets better and better all the time, I loathe modern day culture, this man says what I want to say. I think I’m addicted to him.
Love ya Hughes. Class act. I’m one of the ones that never had the nerve to do what you do, leave Australia and take on the world. Respect to you for that. It’s so true what you say about the infatuation Australia has with sport. It just kills my brain cells.
No matter how many versions of this script I see, from the 2010 era shows to newer stuff, it's funny as fuck each time.. Thanks Steve for keeping it real... ;)
My ignorance of the meaning of Bread and Circus's prolonged my meaningless life as a sports fan. Now when it's nearly too late, the sum of my self indulgence adds up to a mostly wasted life. I could have made humanity my home team and channeled fanaticism for service to my fellow man. How foolish I've been to limit myself to rooting for parts when I could have rooted for the whole of human kind.
Post more you beautiful bastard. I had the same perspective but with hockey jocks as I'd go hang with the girls doing choir, drama and ballet. "Calling me gay? Have fun with your hazings and group showers, I'm going to hang out with the girls in tights"
Your fucking awesome Steve!!! Keep posting this stuff coz Im a lazy cunt who cant be fucked searching youtube for your stuff so if you put it all here I know where to find it!.. ;)
I too was into metal in school.. My Dio tshirt proudly showing, under my shirt. I did cooking too until I was barred for saying marzipan tasted like shit. And fuck sports.
It's alright Steve, I'm not a very good Australian either. I get English people asking me what part of England I'm from, when I say Melbourne they think I'm fucking with them 😂
Classic Steve! Have heard this clip before but I still cacked myself silly! You are speaking my mind - I did Home Economics with 30 chicks at school too, and am a muso with an aversion to rugby, haha! I'm no pooftah, though apparently they're tough blokes coz they fuck men, but I reckon you'd look alright wearing shorts in public. 50/50 chance of you looking like Super Hubert, I s'pose...
Funnily enough - or not, from what I can remember in my traumatised flashbacks - I was talked into giving a talk about erosion to a junior school class of 9 year olds. The result was as Hughesie implied. Stage death. Fuck....
4:37 I played rugby in south Auckland new Zealand same area as Jonah lomu same position same time 1990s and after the games i would drive away waving with my boots still on socks shorts and dirt all over me and go home and hang out with my mates none of my team mates would say where were you coz I could come back with what? You want to shower with me?
I've always said rugby is a gay sport. Men running around in short shorts with shaved legs, chasing an odd shaped ball and tackling each other. Naturally, most people look at me funny when I tell them that. It's a odd world. FYI, yes that was a joke. But also an accurate observation.
No it's not the only country in the world with sport on the front and the back pages of the newspaper, New Zealand is just as bad. If the all Blacks are playing we get them in the news, then five minutes later we get them in the sports news. If anything we are worse.
thats the thing here, we cant expect this natiion to contiue in its ways...the psyche needs more...the dark arts here have been so swamped by pins heads.
I will be honest, I watch football. I know it’s dumb but I enjoy it…but I turn it on when the match starts and turn it off when it finishes. Not gonna watch the same 3 people say the same crap over and over again, even some of the commentators repeat obvious bollocks. Bring back fanzone
Cant believe how Steve still seems to be under the radar. He is without doubt one of the best comedians on the fucking planet.
The way Steve delivers his lines is legendary
To be fair, all he really does is say "fuck" in between every 3 words. The jokes are good in theory i guess
@@swine13 That word bothers you?
@@mikespearwood3914 when its over 50% of the supposedly "legendary" content, yes. I see it as a cop-out. An easy, low-brow way to get free laughs out of the kind of people that never matured beyond thinking farts were the best joke a person could make.
But that's just me. If you love it, you should watch whatever you want - i really dont care. This is why _I_ dont like that kind of thing. And dont get me wrong, it WAS funny to me once... but it also got old/repetitive/predictably boring back when i was like, 14. 😅
@@swine13 Who then are the comedians you prefer?
@@rus65 haha no thats not how this works. Just discuss the point i made in the first place, please
I just prefer ones who dont use cheap tricks as a crutch for their comedy. I didnt even go that hard on this hairy broomstick - i said his content (where it existed) was good, which i regret doing now anyway.
God damn, you dont all have to bust a fucking nut about it. Its my opinion and it doesn't affect any of you at all, aside from your perception that its a veiled intellectual insult. But look, im more than willing to come straight out and just SAY i think youre a moron if it makes it easier for you to cope with it and stay on topic. 😅
Anyway since that other dickhead cried and broke his brain thinking up a paragraph of insults for me for no reason, its assumed that anyone defending this dude is likely a fuckwit (hence the reply you are getting) and in any case, not someone i wanna waste more time on. Ill choose to retain my brain cells and get out of this defensive circle-jerk you boys have got going on. Not worth it and actually reads a lot like reddit, which i need not tell you is a crap shack of a website.
Later, weiners. Enjoy your boring, low IQ trash comedy.
Steve Hughes the best thing to come out from Australia by far
Steve is a comedy giant, a seriously funny guy with insights that blow my mind every time I listen to him! Can't wait for more stuff from the vault! All the best from Bosnia and Herzegovina!
Aa an Aussie I must say
Stay hard
Bosnia stronk
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@Jeremiah Troy Instablaster ;)
I've watched this a few times now and, even though I know it's coming, I still lose it at the "put on some long trousers and read a fucking book" line. His delivery is absolutely spot on. Would be great to this show in full. Or see him live. Or both.
Would be awesome if you posted more of your material. I could watch your shows for hours on end. :)
Im getting his DVDs.
This bloke sure gets my money.
Love and appreciation from Canada!
i cant believe why i havent discovered this guy before. You sir are a true human hero!
Steve is a legend, should be on nightly news! Every night!
An underrated genius.
Your a legend mate ! One of the best comics with out a doubt.
I absolutely love this entire spot. The man at his best.
The depth of humour, the sheer eloquence, the brilliantly timed delivery...
Not bad, mate 😀👍🤣🤣
Thank you for your kind words…..now eat your orange….cheers
The flow is impeccable!
Yes the no neck, meatloaf grand final was played yesterday and a smashing time was had by all. The scariest part was the preceding game, where women without necks beat the crap out of each other. I’m all for strong women, but not that strong they could throw me through a window. I appreciate the topical piece, you’re a bloody legend Steve.
Right, so you watched them both? Good one...
Steve please write a book!
Genuinely my favourite comidian of all time
Just bloody brilliant.
We’re good and white and normal, haha. That’s their mantra. I hope Steve continues to illuminate the world for many years to come, he is my second favourite comedian after Billy Connolly because I think he’s up there with him, he gets better and better all the time, I loathe modern day culture, this man says what I want to say. I think I’m addicted to him.
"I'm icing cakes with 30 chicks...." hahahahahaha
And your showering with other fucking men
August 2021, this routine delivery and style still cracks me up!....
Living legend
Very funny, and so true. This man is a genius
always awesome! laughs all the way from Canada!
Thank you for the uploads Steve! Very happy to have you back with us :)
All the best!
Genius!!! Love him
Excellent, thoughtful hilarious comedy. He stands way out in the crowd. Really appreciate him sharing his art with us. Keep laughing at them Steve.
Love it
I watched this yesterday sober. I thought he swore too much. I watched again today after banana leaf vapour. That's the spirit!
Outstanding
You're awesome. 🤘🏻
Brilliant!
How did I not know this channel exists until now??!!
Magnificent analogy of sports and Art.
Steve is an absolute genius! I’m in stitches!
Wish you will get more exposure man 😎
Best Comic
Great stuff. Cheers
Keep it coming Steve, saw you in Sydney and it was great. We need you mate.
So so true.
Thanks very much Steve , love this set it is one of the best I've heard from any comic ever! Real gold, you living legend.
Holy shi! it’s like he lived inside my head before I did. Exactly (existentially) my life’s story. 😂
Farkin brilliant mot
Brilliant Steve. Can't get enough of your comedy. When are you back in Perth for another show?
Love ya Hughes. Class act. I’m one of the ones that never had the nerve to do what you do, leave Australia and take on the world. Respect to you for that. It’s so true what you say about the infatuation Australia has with sport. It just kills my brain cells.
No matter how many versions of this script I see, from the 2010 era shows to newer stuff, it's funny as fuck each time..
Thanks Steve for keeping it real... ;)
My ignorance of the meaning of Bread and Circus's prolonged my meaningless life as a sports fan. Now when it's nearly too late, the sum of my self indulgence adds up to a mostly wasted life. I could have made humanity my home team and channeled fanaticism for service to my fellow man. How foolish I've been to limit myself to rooting for parts when I could have rooted for the whole of human kind.
this would make me weep with joy if my sports addicted mates told me this...
Genius
Good to see you back. Genius. A Genius. Nothing more to say.
:)
2:34 - Check-fucken-mate! I've never heard that so succinctly put.
So funny, soooo clever.
Clever bloke
amazing comedian! :D :D
That
Was
Fucking
AWESOME!!!! (Especially the bit about Sports.....so TRUE!!(
One of my mates was the only male in typing class,and also played rugby, bloody evil genius
What a lanky streek of hilarious piss.
Deep sincere and meaningful too.
Post more you beautiful bastard.
I had the same perspective but with hockey jocks as I'd go hang with the girls doing choir, drama and ballet. "Calling me gay? Have fun with your hazings and group showers, I'm going to hang out with the girls in tights"
Steve Hugh fucking awesome mate 💋💋
I think me and Steve would be good friends for a while but then mutually agree that we would end up in trouble if we kept hanging out together
Steve was icing cakes with chics, I was playing contact sports with athletic dudes.... I understand 😁
Fkn legend 😂🤣😂🤣😉👍😜
Poor Tassie always gets left out 😂
Fc*ken Legend !! 😅
Steven,wotever you say ,yuor are always right.
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fuckin loved the Black Sabbath bit
You fucking legend! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Hughes is the new George Carling. Amazing work mate.
Funniest thing I've seen in years.
Death metal and cooking. got cha😍🙂👽
I did cooking too and they said the same thing to me and I liked sport I just didn’t like the idiots playing it but the girls loved me in cooking
I did cooking because I eat.
"hurrrr I can't boil an egg, me!" well what a useless, incompetent sack of shit you are, mate.
This guy makes me wee
Best compliment would be to say when the tirades of how this world really works start it reminds me of Curious George.
I fuckin love this man! And I'm not even gay.
Your fucking awesome Steve!!! Keep posting this stuff coz Im a lazy cunt who cant be fucked searching youtube for your stuff so if you put it all here I know where to find it!.. ;)
Yeah, you were expected to play sports at school. Expected!
I'm annoyed you only have 10k subscribers
I too was into metal in school.. My Dio tshirt proudly showing, under my shirt. I did cooking too until I was barred for saying marzipan tasted like shit.
And fuck sports.
I'm a kiwi and COMPLETELY relate lol I also refuse to fuckin wear shorts in public.
the energy is good, the content is worhtless
They're good and white and normal ... but what about, shhhhhhh !!!! Hehehe fkn Steve.
PARLIAMENTARY SUPPRESSION ORDERS ..... BUSH TELEGRAPH WITH KAREN BREWER ON RUclips ..... AUSSIE PATRIOTS .....
..But what HAVE they done in Australia though?
Can someone please tell me what he says at 2:13? it got a good laugh and all i hear is jfeazijfzivncis 😂
It's alright Steve, I'm not a very good Australian either. I get English people asking me what part of England I'm from, when I say Melbourne they think I'm fucking with them 😂
I get new zealander
We basically wait till every summer till we have anything go ping afain. Boring!hehe
Classic Steve! Have heard this clip before but I still cacked myself silly! You are speaking my mind - I did Home Economics with 30 chicks at school too, and am a muso with an aversion to rugby, haha!
I'm no pooftah, though apparently they're tough blokes coz they fuck men, but I reckon you'd look alright wearing shorts in public. 50/50 chance of you looking like Super Hubert, I s'pose...
we are good and white and normal
The funniest part about the states joke is he leaves out tassie. Poor Tasmanian, every Aussie not living in tassie forgets they exist haha.
Funnily enough - or not, from what I can remember in my traumatised flashbacks - I was talked into giving a talk about erosion to a junior school class of 9 year olds. The result was as Hughesie implied. Stage death. Fuck....
This is old material tho, he needs some new stuff out, love his comedy tho.
Much funnier than Nick Cody, boring AF comedium. Steve Hughes your awesome 😅
Steve get on Netflix!
So Hughes, did you ever hurt yourself? Did you enjoy any sport? Have a skateboard? or just paper cuts from the books?
are you a sports fan by any chance?
4:37 I played rugby in south Auckland new Zealand same area as Jonah lomu same position same time 1990s and after the games i would drive away waving with my boots still on socks shorts and dirt all over me and go home and hang out with my mates none of my team mates would say where were you coz I could come back with what? You want to shower with me?
I've always said rugby is a gay sport. Men running around in short shorts with shaved legs, chasing an odd shaped ball and tackling each other. Naturally, most people look at me funny when I tell them that. It's a odd world. FYI, yes that was a joke. But also an accurate observation.
I played Rugby for years, never shaved my legs, or played with anyone who did.
Who the fuck are you playing with? :)
No it's not the only country in the world with sport on the front and the back pages of the newspaper, New Zealand is just as bad. If the all Blacks are playing we get them in the news, then five minutes later we get them in the sports news. If anything we are worse.
The NRL is far from white, the good teams anyway.
England wasn't a good escape to get away from football Steve.
Did I miss something? This was funny and great, but I didn't hear any conspiracy bits...
RIGHT AT THE END ..... BUSH TELEGRAPH WITH KAREN BREWER ON RUclips .....AUSSIE PATRIOTS...
thats the thing here, we cant expect this natiion to contiue in its ways...the psyche needs more...the dark arts here have been so swamped by pins heads.
extraterrestrial16 true
I will be honest, I watch football. I know it’s dumb but I enjoy it…but I turn it on when the match starts and turn it off when it finishes.
Not gonna watch the same 3 people say the same crap over and over again, even some of the commentators repeat obvious bollocks. Bring back fanzone