Steve Hughes - The Vault 2011 - The Future Is Bright
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- Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2019
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THE VAULT - Steve Hughes offical RUclips Channel is now launching The Vault old stuff you've never seen before.
What the f**k is '20 to 1' Australia TV programming is worse than ever. Am I cynical? or is Australian TV retarded. Probably the same all over the world. Serving up shit. Now don't be cynical and eat your shit.
Where is the our future going?
Feel free to like and share and come and see him in a state near you when he tours.
“The VIRUS!”... Well, how spot on was Steve, looking back at this at the end of 2020!?
yep, got the thought crimes, humanoid robots in development and bio genetic weapons all here. better start digging those underground bunkers lol
@@mink33 The underground bunkers are already dug, literally world-wide tunnel connections, *and we won't be in them*. Phil Schneider, may you live forever... (D.U.M.B.s)
@@coryarmbrecht yep, all in time for the grand solar minimum
@@mink33 👌Exactly, I'm about to hit up sooo many solar companies. Amazed they are freaking out about it yet, being as smart as they are.
No.. there's been plenty of pandemics before this. It's a common projection.
Closet thing to Carlin we have left
Thanks mate
So basically the sloppy seconds
@Amanley Load VGTOW come bitchute Jim jefferies is a moron.
John Watters Actually Steve is a punctual first. I can’t think of anyone who’s been able to blend heavy metal with comedy in such a way that he has, while at the same time sprinkling in truths about the world. And he’s a badass drummer.
TheHardys01, Way better than Carlin, just not as famous because he is in the age of censorship. I enjoyed Carline because he spoke some truth but Steve speaks more directed truth and he’s funny.
@epigramDoug is great & has some amazing view points But other view points he has aren't so great He's said some shit in his time
No one heckled him when he said Star Wars takes place in the future... thats how freaking good he is.
Probably no one gives a fuck lol
Steve is a living legend. Truthful comedy at its best.
This guy is a fukin genius! One of the VERY few celebrities aligned with the truth with no hidden agenda
He has a razor sharp mind, he must get tired as well as being angry at how everything is all the time, the thing is, he's absolutely correct. He's the funny guy, but humanity is the joke.
Steven, [:)] Get on the JRE , it would be the best move in years!
Great idea, this need to happen!
Start your own podcast and have Joe as a guest.
@@ceannairereibiliunach8133 like u
Great shout 👍
💯💯💯
Absolute genius. If only we all thought like this, only then would the world be a better place!
"Do you want hummus on your bagel"? "There's not a film about that. Because that's not THE PLAN".... True as fook.
We know why you were called what you were called, and it isn’t why they said. It’s because you tell the Truth in a relatable, digestible way. Can’t have that, can they? Thanks Steve. Good on ya mate.
keep on keeping on steve
He's gone slightly PC in his more recent gigs.......but I think that's him attempting to get more widley known so he can reach more......then he'll spank the shit outa them......tactics!!
Probably the most beautiful thing Steve said in this was, "I haven't met them all yet". Truly a gem rebuttal.
Whilst I'm perfectly aware that Steve isn't anti-semitic, it's a terrible rebuttal.
Or do you think Hitler and his merry gang of murderers met them all before he went on his little campaign?
You don't need to meet each of a subset of people in order to hate said subset.
In fact I'd argue that the less you know about someone, the easier it is to hate them.
@@NLTops he probably meant he doesn’t know any. He turned it into a joke, but his point is probably « l haven’t really met any, how could l judge ». I’m the same, my best friend is a Jew but can l judge them?
He gets weird and manipulative, but his brothers and parents are straight shooters, very good people.
Spot on point like an icicle. If it Hughes and Stanhope would book a double bill I’d trade my car for the beers and whatever else to fuel the back end and happily call that a investment towards happily retired.
Guy is legit brilliant.
Steve Hughes is brilliant, I've seen many of his gigs lately via RUclips and he's spot on with everything 🤣
Hughes, Stanhope, Chapelle.
Keeping the flame of the honest troubadour flying.
Hughes' comedy is Carlin-esque.. it's basically observation of the dark realities of humanity and our history and modern culture, spoken in a refreshingly honest, uncensored and hilarious manner.
My favourite -social commentator- comedian.
I think you crossed a line with that comment!
fantastic comedian and great material, topical, thoughtful & thought inspiring.....what more do ya want !?!?
Steve Hughes is the kind of comedian that can change your mind...or at least expand upon its perspective.
Much in the same way that George Carlin first enlightened me to the fact that "The planet will be just fine, it's the people that are fucked", Steve Hughes has a poignant way of subverting conventional ideas and creating extremely intelligent comedy.
His bit about being offended is one of my favourite things of all time.
"You want to live in a democracy but never be offended? Then you're an idiot." - Steve Hughes
Well crafted comedy at its best!!
3:10 is 2020 in one word
After releasing some ice cubes into the river so they could go back to the wild I realised Hughes is my favourite comedian and Im nuts......
Steve Hughes! Fkn legend...I'd love to catch you live sometime.
You are my favourite comedian I nearly became a telly loving snow flake until I discovered you
Holy shit, RUclips has finally recommended something of yours that isn't the gay joke.
In 2020, this clip is fucking prophetic. Wow. Cheers Steve!
Steve is clearly a time traveller 😂 hits the nail on the head every time!
Cheers mate….time traveller ? Maybe not, but common sense and attention always helps….cheers for the compliment.
@@SteveHughesOfficial my pleasure mate! Your content never gets old.. such a great way for people to use as tool to wake others up. I’ll be keeping at eye out for when you’re in QLD next!
"The annexation and destruction of the palestinian state is the plan."
20 seconds later
*Camera starts acting up*
😂 I thought the same thing
2:59 Such an innocent laugh..
From those who had no idea what was coming........
Mystic Meg, brilliant stuff from the legend that is.....🥰.
Man I love this guy.
Hi mate! I like your style and your accent. Im from Canada french province of Québec. After listening 10 time your show While it still legal, the french guy that I am, finaly manage to understand.
I remember a joke he did about staring out of the window and how most people (who are fucked by working all the time) can't see the point. But thinking for yourself takes a massive effort these days with so many distractions. I value peace and quiet over radio or television alot more since I discovered Steve Hughes.
look, bird.....cheep....cheep
Love you Steve, it's a treat every time one of these pops up in my feed
You're honestly my favorite stand up, and I absolutely love Slaughterlord.
Yeah you're pretty talented
God you are good. Especially in your apparent subtlety. Please provide more
"Yes, God can be subtle and he will always provide more!" is a reply you can expect from a religious fanatic who didn't spot the missing comma in your comment. Oh, your apparent subtlety...
such a legend!
Awesome! Thank you
His bit about being robbed while living in Manchester is one of the funniest things size ever heard
from memory he was with Jim Jefferies when that went down
Respect
3:10 'last human being left that dont have THE VIRUS' my sides :,)) bloody excellent
I needed that!
Love you!!!
Always telling the truth in a brilliant way. Keep it up!
Brilliant stuff💯😂👑
About God damn time!!
I like how it starts flickering red, white, and blue when he mentions America 🇺🇸
🤘🏼😑🤘🏼
Thank god I wasn’t the only one who saw that lol
@@DYNEadvance - Thanks for the validation/confirmation. 🤘🏼
@@DYNEadvance You're welcome
Great set Steve, all the best!
You want humus on ya bagel, no problem... Fucking crying with laughter from that, I love the dance moves.
I hate to be pedantic but Star Wars isn't set in the future, it was set "A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far far away..." (Yes I know I'm a wanker) :D
Yeah you wanker! 😁
I see your long since passed future, and you are not a former wanker anymore!
That galaxy was way a head in time. Within that context, of THAT galaxy, it was a long time ago.
We are not the center of the universe. Time does not revolve around us.
Book called Jedi In The Lotus compares the Vedic mythology and work of `Joseph Campbell being a major influence, could be why many resonated with Star Wars - in which case not absurd to consider it has more to do with archetypes and the eternal dualistic nature of life in which case always going to be evil empires, bankers, saints, good samaritans, golden ages, dark ages, etc. eternally, forever (human history and mythology seems to verify this not to mention the dualistic appearance of all phenomena) Non duality would be an escape hatch to this dilemma which Steve has actually considered incorporating into his comedy from his influence from Tony Parsons...anyhow
Nice one mate, yeah zero optimistic films about the future. The plan.
Excellent.
Brilliant, still waiting for that film, dropped the phone when he said "The Virus"
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who don't have it"
George Bernard Shaw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynicism_(contemporary)
This is amazing
This is an excellent segment.
oh Steve you are a prophet
Brilliant performance!
Spot on.
That was truly one of the funniest, most 'on-the-button' routines I've ever seen. ...I could hardly breath when that got going.
...A comment below relates Steve to George Carlin but... No, that was something I've not seen anyone else do. ...I love George Carlin but, he is a bit of a one trick pony as regards his... angle, he does outrage... whereas, to my eye Steve manages to go all those same places... and others... while keeping it from becoming an angry monologue... , which Carlin could end up coming across like, sometimes... whatever, magic writing that, aye, real magic.
More more more! Come to the SF Bay!
Incredible man!
thanks steve
Such good shit!
"That's your lunch" lol... the best
Great bloke
💎
jesus christ the resident evil joke is literally whats happening now with covid!
been a fan for years, i was unsubscribed and i never clicked it myself
The Virus. Love ya work man.
Excellence just Brilliant
Your the best bro 💪👍✌️🤣😂
3:00 that hits too close to home haha
Can I buy a video on a full standup show with Mr. Hughes with his new shows anywhere? It's just brilliant 👍
I believe there is a link on his website. The videos are sold through Gumroad.
gumroad.com/stevehughes
Great stuff.
So about that virus. Steve Nostradamus.
Steve and the late George Carlin are similar they tell home truths and mix in funny thoughts in between - that's smart comedy.
Top stuff
I now want to make a deleted scenes version of alien that shows all the health and safety bs.
We need this O'l Stevey!
Yes THAT'S why the alien movie is unrealistic 😅 Love you Steve
👍👍👍💖💖
Legend.. aussie carlin
Fuck yes Steve. I've been making this point for years now. Never seen you do this bit. I reckon you should use it in current shows.
Ps: Thanks for signing my tits at the Enmore Theatre years ago. 😂
Unreal to see how you're seen to be ahead of your time whilst laughing for the last couple of decades about the same things so many of us related to, agreed with or understood all along but never verbalised and publicised, just privately sat with. How can a bunch of us all live undetected as prophets and geniuses for a bloody decade? Sitting around, unremarkably in our pyjamas laughing our heads off...I'd say the paradigm's a bit pear shaped and people have got this all wrong. We're not ahead of our time at all: I'd say the fault lies with the vigorously proactive knobs who we've passively allowed to take the helm as cultural architects. When THEY 'awaken' we're still here. In our pyjamas, hanging out listening to records and just being cool. What a nutty world. Us? Prophets, geniuses? Oh dear. You're a diamond. Thanks for being strong enough to be you. 😍👏
One of the funniest men alive ,
It's all happening.....
The virus...
Pure truth
To all the folks here insisting that Star Wars isn't actually set in the future. Please, be reminded that this is not exactly a documentary we are talking about here... (Now, parts of it could turn out to be true about our distant past but, then again, you don't mean that, do you? You are just quoting the opening line of the film to keep the conversation going and get those occasional likes...)
not to mention completely missing the entire point of the joke...
And now the virus is here!! 😷🤣🤣
hope you come to holland some time, would love to catch a show!
Ha, i just heard an interview and he said the Dutch people don't get him!
@@bmmaaate I do have to say even though most of my fellow Dutchies know English they do sometimes struggle with accents. But then most Americans can't even understand Scottish with English as their first and only language so I think the Dutchies are excused hahaha.
Steve the Prophet 🤷♂️👍
I'd have pulled you up on that too! I don't blame her!
Respect us, we respect you.
Yeah but, 20 to 1, like too many game shows, are totally and utterly retarded.
Laughter and nervous laughter.
Truth
while I agree with the piece about star wars, it is in fact, set in the past. xD
Hmmm. Pretty good Steve o.
Funny, brilliant, insightful, intelligent. These are just a few of the things i ain't. Cant say the same about him.
I am sure you can, if you put your mind to it! Hasn't Steve taught you a thing?
Legend 🤣👍
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Come on Steve, Star Wars is set in a galaxy far away A LONG TIME AGO
Scooby do is horror for toddlers