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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @AngryJoeShow
    @AngryJoeShow 9 месяцев назад +6290

    Chris, I have to say this man after being a follower and subscriber of yours for as long as I can remember.
    Never feel bad about or straight out REFUSE to criticize something harshly when that piece of media deserves it. The second you do that you are no longer a reviewer.
    And thats not "bashing" Madam Web. Thats telling it like it is and you need to continue to do that to maintain credibility. People will question if you are being kind to something else for other reasons besides the merits of the media if you refuse to criticize harshly when warranted. Madam Web is a bait and switch, its a waste of money, its a blantant cash-in from untalanted hacks with some of the most shockingly bad writing in any superhero film to date. People need to know that.
    I feel that because you are a filmmaker you act as if you cant do certain things anymore or cant now do your job as effectively anymore, which shouldnt at all be the case. YOU CAN DO BOTH STILL CHRIS. Who are you worried about offending so much? This video was so much soft trending when its not warranted. You talked about everything else BUT this steaming pile of crap. When we want to know what YOU thought of it. That why we clicked. Thats why we watch your videos.
    Never forget that for every shitty writer continuing to do movies like these there are 1,000s of other writers and directors (like yourself) who are trying to make ends meet who are far more talented getting passed over.
    You owe it to your audience to review something harshly when it deserves it, not tip toe around it or side step it. And just because you "bash" a film doesnt mean you are "bashing" the person or people who made it. Sometimes its warranted so all those involved can do better or step out of the way so that others can take their place.
    Dont be afraid to say what needs to be said Chris. We want to be Stuckmanized. ❤

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 9 месяцев назад +422

      So extremely well said! I feel like Alex really summed up the whole thing very well with his comment about how there are tons of people with talent who can't get into the industry and are forced to bring these hack writers their coffee. That's a depressing truth. Too many people overreact and act like you are a monster for saying someone should be fired.. even if they are terrible at their position. I hope Stuckman sees feedback like this as constructive criticism and not just an attack.

    • @PIayer_01
      @PIayer_01 9 месяцев назад +177

      Did you watch the video? He spends 16 minutes calling out Sony. Was your conclusion that he recommends Madam Web?

    • @Pedro_Le_Chef
      @Pedro_Le_Chef 9 месяцев назад +282

      100% well said Joe. Until Chris's balls drop again, I'll stick to yours and the drinker's reviews.

    • @thisisdaud
      @thisisdaud 9 месяцев назад +398

      @@PIayer_01 Yeah Sony's the only problem with the movie. The writer and director would've made cinema masterpiece if not for Sony, obviously.

    • @ExcaliberHD
      @ExcaliberHD 9 месяцев назад +266

      The Stuckmann of the past is dead. All we’re left with now is a guy who wants to live in a bubble of non criticism and constant blaming of studio interference as the main reason these movies suck

  • @乂
    @乂 9 месяцев назад +7441

    If you see BS happening, nothing wrong with calling it out

    • @Artemise7799-cg8pg
      @Artemise7799-cg8pg 9 месяцев назад +486

      He is afraid of critics calling out his own shortcomings in film making.

    • @mattjvictory
      @mattjvictory 9 месяцев назад

      Unless you're a fraud like Chris Struckmann.

    • @ilhantele
      @ilhantele 9 месяцев назад

      Exactly. Well said​@@Artemise7799-cg8pg

    • @BloodeeJacob
      @BloodeeJacob 9 месяцев назад +89

      And there are more thoughtful or actual detailed ways to go about it that are even semi contructive beyond “worst movie ever” to every new movie or “shit” “trash” , etc.

    • @shykorustotora
      @shykorustotora 9 месяцев назад

      @@Artemise7799-cg8pg He sounds like a s**tty film maker then and he knows it

  • @emberblaine
    @emberblaine 9 месяцев назад +3847

    There's a difference between bashing creators and criticizing art.

    • @ClintBoostwood
      @ClintBoostwood 9 месяцев назад +101

      Chris bashed movies and directors in the past. That will never be forgotten!

    • @RavenCroftLoft
      @RavenCroftLoft 9 месяцев назад +48

      Ya but even when you do that they bash viewers anyways. So fk them.

    • @thequinlanshow3326
      @thequinlanshow3326 9 месяцев назад +201

      Chris has been neutered ever since he announced he was making a movie. It's sad watching him talk about movies since then because he's absolutely terrified of saying anything bad because he wants no criticism coming his way. So thin skinned.

    • @santhoshm2817
      @santhoshm2817 9 месяцев назад +13

      You can't be criticizing movies or any work if you are working in the same field

    • @CDubya.82
      @CDubya.82 9 месяцев назад +72

      If Chris has a conflict of interest then either give up being a film maker or give up RUclips with a channel around movies.

  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 8 месяцев назад +737

    What?
    Okay.
    1. Criticism is not bashing.
    2. Putting effort into something does not make the creator or the product immune to criticism.

    • @alicool4837
      @alicool4837 Месяц назад +1

      Amen to that just saw it for the first time and hopefully last time yesterday when it first came out my friends saw said it was not worth it i was like i will bench it no way it is that bad bro birds of prey as horrible as it is compare this it is like Shawshank redemption

  • @irritableindian
    @irritableindian 9 месяцев назад +2823

    Criticism isn’t a personal attack.

    • @nickward230
      @nickward230 9 месяцев назад +56

      And he never said it was. I’m fact, the video is criticism towards the practices of major studios that result in garbage like Madame Web. But keep crying about it not just being another “Madame Web bad” video.

    • @paundrabima5362
      @paundrabima5362 9 месяцев назад +151

      ​@@nickward230lol, you missed the bigger picture buddy

    • @jaydavid2920
      @jaydavid2920 9 месяцев назад +34

      Yeah he's a joke

    • @majorlazor5058
      @majorlazor5058 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@paundrabima5362 you clearly missed the bigger point. Stuckman made critiques in this video. He just decided he isn’t going to tell you what not to see anymore, but he would rather suggest what you should see. It’s silly one guy decides not be among the small army of people bashing this film and suddenly he is a hack?

    • @bobross1829
      @bobross1829 9 месяцев назад +68

      @@majorlazor5058 He is not a hack, but if you are just going to be toxic positive you are really not a critic anymore. If he does not want to ever criticize bad movies because he is now in the biz, he should end this channel, because it is dishonest.

  • @TheFreakboy48
    @TheFreakboy48 9 месяцев назад +1448

    If you don't critique the movie, then how will they ever learn?

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 9 месяцев назад +97

      He's criticizing Sony that's alot better then going after one movie he Hates the movie but he Hates Sony more for making it I think that's pretty Badass to go Sony like this

    • @whaleblubber7380
      @whaleblubber7380 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@rustyshackleford6035I swear this is the only reasonable and sane comment I’ve found so far

    • @meme-san1379
      @meme-san1379 9 месяцев назад +4

      By you and many others, not buying a ticket to see it

    • @user-x7dc2pq7n
      @user-x7dc2pq7n 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@rustyshackleford6035 How is it badass when everyone has been complaining about sony for years?

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 9 месяцев назад +1

      Tbf this movie isn't just badly written

  • @Pinworms666
    @Pinworms666 9 месяцев назад +3018

    Its funny how Dakota Johnson was a harsher critic of her own movie than Chris Stuckmann

    • @dekai7992
      @dekai7992 9 месяцев назад +45

      Because he's not criticising the movie but the studio and the overall industry's behaviour of which the movie is a mere symptom.

    • @65firered
      @65firered 9 месяцев назад +211

      @@dekai7992 So he's avoiding criticizing every aspect. He'll criticize the studios but not the creatives, which comes off as hypocritical considering he views himself as a creative. He neglects to mention that in some cases, (particularly in the case of Madame Web) it's the writers and directors who arethea problem not solely the studio.

    • @LaMereACaniche
      @LaMereACaniche 9 месяцев назад +26

      @@65firered You new to the channel? He made a video years ago saying he'd be moving away from the overly negative reviews.

    • @65firered
      @65firered 9 месяцев назад +114

      @@LaMereACanicheIf regular criticism is overly negative to him, no wonder he can't review bad movies. But no that was why I unsubscribed, to begin with, he traded in his ability to honestly and openly critique movies for Hollywood points.

    • @omargonzalezortiz320
      @omargonzalezortiz320 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@dekai7992 Sony hands those people the money and let them do whatever they want, they don't really care and they don't interfere, not alike Chris suggested in this video with his metal gymnastics, the people behind the sonyverse movies are actually REALLY bad at making movies, just horrible, and they should be roasted for very consistently delivering bad content.

  • @johnkhanwayne6988
    @johnkhanwayne6988 7 месяцев назад +81

    But does he know how hard it is to run a movie studio? How dare he bash them, they are just people who have to answer to investors. Imagine all the stress they are under.....

  • @DoYaPhilMeh
    @DoYaPhilMeh 9 месяцев назад +382

    -So Chris, what did you think about Madame Web?
    "I refuse to speak poorly about a film- all films have good and bad parts and essentially every film made is not only a challenge to make under any circumstances, but a subjective piece of art."
    -Completely understandable Chris, a very commendable response. Can you at least talk a little about your favorite part of the film?
    "this interview is over."

    • @TibiConstantine
      @TibiConstantine 9 месяцев назад +55

      It was a movie that was directed, had actors and actresses in it. Also there was a script. There were some scenes and it also had dialogue in it.

    • @gevoian
      @gevoian 9 месяцев назад +5

      LOL

    • @ShockedTom
      @ShockedTom 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@TibiConstantinethered a script? They not improvised the whole thing while on mushrooms?

    • @tarikh20
      @tarikh20 9 месяцев назад +12

      What were the good parts of Madam Web Chris?
      Chris - Well the movie had a budget and was shown in theaters. I loved the idea of the film existing . I appreciate it so much as a "filmmaker".
      How many films have you made so far?
      Chris - Just one. No one has seen it. But I appreciate so much. I am a film maker now.

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 9 месяцев назад +3

      You, and everyone else who upvoted your comment, haven't even watched the video you're criticizing. 🤦‍♂️
      How pathetic.

  • @doktorarkham1439
    @doktorarkham1439 9 месяцев назад +1561

    Sanctimony here. Something should not be free of criticism because someone worked hard on it. That can be said for nearly any movie.

    • @Deagnetic
      @Deagnetic 9 месяцев назад +28

      I agree and to add my problem with Madame Web, it feels like much of production didnt work hard on it. It's not something like The Room/Niel Breen where they tried but lack of skill/talent makes it bad and wrong while still comically watchable. Madame Web is clearly a cash grab to keep the license, but, it feels like the once all the spiderman actors didn't want to appear everyone just did one take, one edit, one draft, ADRd some lines and called it a day. These are supposed to be professionals with the intent of solely to entertain the audience and nothing else. Even Morbius tried to be something despite Sonys intent and that's why it's laughed at, because it's awful, Leto is trying here, the writers tried to make something interesting and it isn't, the CGI artists tried to make their work watchable. Madame Web just didn't try in almost all levels and that's why it should be bashed.
      I definitely agree with you but Madame web, it felt like no one tried.

    • @thepoleontheroad
      @thepoleontheroad 9 месяцев назад +6

      Look at the Island of Dr. Moreau

    • @byronhotchkiss3254
      @byronhotchkiss3254 9 месяцев назад +46

      criticism is the only way people get better

    • @matthewdekker6064
      @matthewdekker6064 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@Deagnetic Yes, I think Chris is wrong that everyone in the industry *always* works hard and therefore you shouldn't crap on a movie just because it turns out shitty. A movie like this deserves to be shit on unless you want them to keep putting out the same effortless cash grabs. He mentions that the writers of this and Morbius were probably dealing with tons of studio interference, but who knows if that's actually true? What if the writers also put in zero effort themselves? Then they would deserve criticism just as much as the studio.
      But even if it's true that the writers' hands were tied by the studio, then you should be criticizing the studio itself for making such a shitty movie (I realize that's essentially what he did here, but it's obviously not just the studio itself that caused this). Just because *some* of the people involved *might* have been making an effort doesn't mean that everyone was, and the only thing we get to see is the final product, which was bad - thus, the product itself deserves criticism. Hell, you don't even need to point fingers at the actual writers or actors; you can just say that the writing itself was poor, the dialogue was poor, the CG was poor, etc., and it doesn't matter whose fault it actually was. That way, you're just criticizing the movie itself and not just shitting on some random individuals who were involved with it - which is really how Chris should be doing it.
      To be fair to Chris, he's right that plenty of other reviewers will shit on the movie - but that shouldn't preclude him from just telling the truth about how he feels. It almost seems like he's "lying by omission" by trying to avoid certain topics of discussion. It's just kinda weird and seems a bit disingenuous - I know he genuinely doesn't want to bash anyone, but it still comes across as a bit disingenuous to the viewer. This sort of video is something you'd expect to see from one of the actors in the movie, not a third-party, unbiased reviewer.
      It's just weird to see Chris doing this. He's admitted that it's partly because he's afraid that if he shits on certain movies/people, he might not get to work with them in the future, so this is basically just being done out of fear. If that's the case, he should just stop being a movie reviewer, honestly.
      I stopped watching a little while ago because it just got kinda boring. This is the first video of his that I've seen in like 5 months, and now I remember why I decided to stop watching. It's unfortunate, because he was one of my faves for a long time.
      This video was essentially just trying to explain why he stopped being "negative," and the reason is basically "everyone's hands are tied by the studio, and therefore..." Therefore what? Therefore you're going to avoid criticizing movies altogether? I get that he's trying to be different, and I sometimes enjoy hearing people gush about great movies, but that gets pretty boring pretty quick. Also, I just want to hear about what you thought of the movie - it can be negative or positive, but just fuckin tell me about what you, Chris Stuckmann, thought of the movie. I think that's generally what most people who watch movie reviewers want to hear, for better or worse. That's what movie reviewing IS.

    • @jayc7737
      @jayc7737 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@byronhotchkiss3254 You're right. But I think most people don't want constructive criticism, which is the one that does what you mentioned. People want critics who bash bad films, who are "brutally honest" and it's not because this is a way to snap them out to make better films, it's because a rant or an insulting type of review is more cathartic and entertaining for them.

  • @ronaldeliascorderocalles
    @ronaldeliascorderocalles 9 месяцев назад +6093

    I dont think that a bad review would have been as destructive as what Chris is talking here. He sounds like a disappointed dad.

    • @Nicholas_Chen_
      @Nicholas_Chen_ 9 месяцев назад +223

      It’s funny because he once did a Fant4stic review it was hilarious and he was all ranty about it, obviously now he has to be more cautious with what he says since he’s in the business. I don’t mind it though he took a more passive aggressive approach which is more like trolling and that’s great too

    • @OGMillyMillz_
      @OGMillyMillz_ 9 месяцев назад +90

      Chris grew up with Madame Web 🕸️

    • @andycalmes4201
      @andycalmes4201 9 месяцев назад +195

      @@Nicholas_Chen_a few years ago, once he officially became a filmmaker himself, he announced that he’s no longer going to bash movies or grade them.

    • @HappyHighwayman
      @HappyHighwayman 9 месяцев назад +6

      It's the first time I've ever seen him say anything bad about anything

    • @bretthargate6852
      @bretthargate6852 9 месяцев назад +181

      It really sucks that he refuses to say anything negative about a movie anymore. BUT this is his unnecessarily polite way of saying Madame Web sucks

  • @TheNichq
    @TheNichq 8 месяцев назад +197

    Why is telling the truth "bashing the filmmaker"? If the movie sucks just say so. Thats your job as a reviewer. All movies should be treated the same.

    • @rogueguardian
      @rogueguardian 6 месяцев назад +2

      Dude.....he is telling the truth. You're telling me Madame web wasn't studio controlled? Of course it was. It's obvious. What he isn't going to do is turn into one of those bate channels that only bash movies. Whether good or bad. It's a sign of actual maturity that he isn't tearing it apart. even at the end he says "speak with your wallet ' which is more than a clear indicator that if we want these types of movies to stop we got to stop giving studios the money to make them.

    • @karaokehammick5215
      @karaokehammick5215 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@rogueguardian Directors, writers and actors play a huge part in the success of a movie. If he blames only the studio for a failure then he needs to credit them and only them for successes. It would be hypocritical to not do that.
      PS: He isn't going to do that. He is going to praise director, writers and actors when they do good. Guaranteed.

    • @Shockkings0714
      @Shockkings0714 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@karaokehammick5215 Thanks for calling out his hypocrisy

    • @Shockkings0714
      @Shockkings0714 5 месяцев назад

      Thanks for calling out his hypocrisy

  • @Redscape_
    @Redscape_ 9 месяцев назад +1137

    After this, it's evident that Sony Pictures has 0 regard for script quality when it comes to these live action films, hiring the Gods of Egypt duo not once but TWICE. They really are hell-bent on taking Spider-Man to the grave.

    • @colbystearns5066
      @colbystearns5066 9 месяцев назад +36

      At least they're doing right by the animated Spiderverse version (the best one imo).

    • @OGMillyMillz_
      @OGMillyMillz_ 9 месяцев назад +9

      Chris grew up with Madame Web 🕸️

    • @thiagoteixeira6537
      @thiagoteixeira6537 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@colbystearns5066 Credit Lord and Miller for that!

    • @thiagoteixeira6537
      @thiagoteixeira6537 9 месяцев назад +3

      I didn't know that's who wrote it 😂

    • @hellfish2309
      @hellfish2309 9 месяцев назад +6

      Maybe they should stop working with Avi Arad

  • @sharktoof1
    @sharktoof1 9 месяцев назад +597

    Remember when Sonic the Hedgehog’s trailer released? The design was horrendous. Intense criticism followed.
    Caused the creators to rethink some things.
    Design was changed, now the films are far more appreciated and appealing.
    Criticism is needed. Causes people to change, sometimes for the better.
    I started a new business, faced criticism for my running of said business at the beginning of its formation. I listened, was humble, and took the criticism. It’s now more successful than I imagined.
    Films (like many things) need to be criticized. Helps them become better if the creative team and studios behind them are humble enough to accept it.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 9 месяцев назад +15

      That's a dumb comparison though, the Sonic movies still have a lot of issues. Fans were literally so shallow they thought the movies were good because they changed Sonic's design

    • @sharktoof1
      @sharktoof1 9 месяцев назад +55

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@ChangedMyNameFinally69they’re not masterpieces, but they’re fun. You’re not going to make a movie based on a super fast Hedgehog incredibly engaging and intense.
      They changed the design when there was an outcry for a change, and it was for the better in the long run. For the studio, and people who like the films.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@sharktoof1 I'm expecting halfway accurate movies that don't have awful, cringey humor. Detective Pikachu was everything that movie wasn't yet it's not the one that got all the attention.
      Yes, because Sonic fans are apparently really easy to please, fans in general will see Mario in a realistic field and want the guy that made it to be hired by Nintendo. So of course they think the bare minimum is "listening to fans" when even as a casual non-fan I can see glaring inaccuracies with the source material. Like Pachacamac is alive in the Knuckles show for fuck's sake, but y'all nutride them because they made Sonic less ugly. It's some faux-anticorporate bullshit.

    • @JohnAdamFTEC
      @JohnAdamFTEC 9 месяцев назад +22

      Your comment deserves more like bro

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@JohnAdamFTEC No he doesn't

  • @shawnwbronx
    @shawnwbronx 9 месяцев назад +901

    Someone owes an apology to all of the people who worked on Jaws: The Revenge.

    • @bobcobb3654
      @bobcobb3654 8 месяцев назад +8

      Not really. Jaws 4 had every advantage an 80s summer movie could have. An Oscar nominated actor, an experienced director who’d made at least one classic (the original Taking of Pelham 123), and the lead actress was the studio president’s wife, meaning a comparably bigger budget than most franchise films. For 1987 context, Jaws 4 had a bigger budget than Lethal Weapon, Dream Warriors, and Jason Lives combined. People bag on it because it’s phenomenally sloppy filmmaking by people that know how to do better, but you can tell don’t care and were in it for 2 months in the Bahamas on Universal’s dime.

    • @WantonMyth
      @WantonMyth 8 месяцев назад

      @@bobcobb3654 Michael Caine built a terrific house from it too

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 8 месяцев назад +69

      ​@@bobcobb3654"Why are you bashing filmmakers? You don't know how hard it was to make Jaws 4 or whatever, the studio interference probably ruined the creatives vision" - Cowardly Chris Stuckman

    • @bulb9970
      @bulb9970 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@josephkerrigan733 It was clearly the evil executives hungry for money that made the movie bad. There was no fault from the hecking wholesome writers.

    • @lokimiguel2452
      @lokimiguel2452 8 месяцев назад

      @@josephkerrigan733 cope clown

  • @Steven-sd2zi
    @Steven-sd2zi 8 месяцев назад +1032

    I rather live in an honest world than an overly sensitive one

    • @dr.rebuttal3009
      @dr.rebuttal3009 7 месяцев назад +6

      Kudos

    • @jcp1984again
      @jcp1984again 7 месяцев назад +9

      I rather live in an insightful and nuanced world than an overly negative know-it-all one.

    • @pro_rookie_gamedev
      @pro_rookie_gamedev 7 месяцев назад +5

      That's an overly sensitive thing for you to say...

    • @AkilaDias
      @AkilaDias 6 месяцев назад

      @@nikhilnewse3318 What was the lie?

    • @Sean51745
      @Sean51745 5 месяцев назад

      True true

  • @Necropheliac
    @Necropheliac 9 месяцев назад +307

    It’s irrelevant how difficult it is to make a film. If it’s bad, it’s bad. If it’s good, it’s good. Sony torpedoed the film because they start with a target market, and then try to retrofit an IP, and it just doesn’t work. They did the same thing with Ghostbusters 2016. It was destined to fail from inception. How difficult the film was to make, is irrelevant. They were trying to pound a square peg through a round hole and that’s what killed it. Everyone should call it out.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 9 месяцев назад

      Can y'all stop being incel virgins for five minutes

    • @kdubbss0583
      @kdubbss0583 9 месяцев назад +12

      Wow.. it’s almost as if that was the whole point of the video if y’all actually paid attention.

    • @charlie172011
      @charlie172011 9 месяцев назад +3

      He never said the movie isn't bad because it's difficult to make a film.

    • @lonerebeI
      @lonerebeI 9 месяцев назад +1

      So this movie would've been excellent if it was under a different studio? Lol

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 9 месяцев назад +1

      Y'all still ain't over Ghostbusters 2016

  • @MicrowavedChicken454
    @MicrowavedChicken454 9 месяцев назад +7160

    How to say "Madame Web sucks" without saying "Madame Web sucks"

    • @excalibur2024guy
      @excalibur2024guy 9 месяцев назад +336

      Say that the movie made you call betterhelp.

    • @skippythealien9627
      @skippythealien9627 9 месяцев назад +187

      I mean i have deep respect for Chris taking this side. It's super easy to trash and make fun of this stuff. Nor should I or anybody else resent you on doing so. You spent the money and the time to see it
      But i respect Chris for looking at the bigger picture and understanding that this was a good example of the studio not giving a shit and screwing over the filmmakers, actors, and others behind this film

    • @TairiqueTuray
      @TairiqueTuray 9 месяцев назад +266

      Chris fell off as a movie reviewer, he does the most barebones reviews now and he doesn’t even point out negatives… when Penguin0, someone who isn’t a movie reviewer, makes much better and more professional movies review than Chris, you know he’s fell off.

    • @gpauldejesus
      @gpauldejesus 9 месяцев назад +117

      @@skippythealien9627well he’s doing it mainly because he made a movie so he doesn’t want to be too harsh on anything, its a bit cowardice imo and i don’t think you can do both things at the same time

    • @brvdyy
      @brvdyy 9 месяцев назад +137

      @@TairiqueTurayfor real. Just because you’re a filmmaker doesn’t mean there aren’t terrible films that deserve to be criticized

  • @Natusian
    @Natusian 9 месяцев назад +65

    It took you 16 minutes to say "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
    What a waste of oxygen that was.

  • @NathanDrakeTheGreat
    @NathanDrakeTheGreat 9 месяцев назад +1187

    _"As a filmmaker--"_ is the new _"I grew up with--"_

    • @ToxicTurquoise454
      @ToxicTurquoise454 9 месяцев назад +114

      OH GOD I remember that! How on almost EVERY video he "grew up" with something and how it was "constantly on repeat" on his house. This guy is such a fraud... he's a former Jehova's Witness who as a JW spent much of his time going door to door about it but he also apparently had enough time to grow up with every TV and film franchise around at the time. I am really starting to doubt this guy, he seems really shady!

    • @kellygruber-z1i
      @kellygruber-z1i 8 месяцев назад +62

      Chris grew up being a film maker.

    • @HonkeyKong54
      @HonkeyKong54 8 месяцев назад +40

      Tell that to Zods snapped neck

    • @ArionHaggard
      @ArionHaggard 8 месяцев назад

      Please leave hater nobody likes you​@@ToxicTurquoise454

    • @cuprashoe
      @cuprashoe 8 месяцев назад

      ​@user-jw1of4it6j No he stopped being a reviewer and became a bootlicker

  • @callsignfatbeard2637
    @callsignfatbeard2637 9 месяцев назад +491

    I kind of don’t care how hard it is to make a movie. That doesn’t exempt them from harsh criticism when warranted.

    • @callsignfatbeard2637
      @callsignfatbeard2637 9 месяцев назад +26

      @@ethanbank1 because if they want me to pay money to go see it, they better make a good movie. It doesn’t matter how difficult the process was, only the end product. I’m not paying to see a movie simply to pay their salary, I’m there to be entertained. If it’s not entertaining, I’m not paying. Pretty simple, dude

    • @callsignfatbeard2637
      @callsignfatbeard2637 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@ethanbank1 I’d also add that it’s not the job of critics to make excuses for why a movie is bad. Nobody who sits through 90 minutes to 2 hours of idiotic drivel cares that that idiotic drivel was difficult to make. Criticism is ultimately a good thing

    • @Zorbonoult
      @Zorbonoult 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@ethanbank1 Please reconstruct your argument in something more coherent. What are you even saying? You do know that "aware" and "informed" are synonyms right? You are arguing a hypothetical situation without any evidence if it even applies to the movie here. What is the evidence in what capacity the studio affected the outcome of the movie? No one said the people who made the bad movie suck, just that the movie is bad. The main purpose of a movie is to entertain. If it fails to do that why should one's judgement be more lenient because of how hard it was to make? No one is yelling "Say the thing! Say the thing" - "Movie bad!" -"Yaaaay!", but for a coherent and argumentative opinion.

    • @Zorbonoult
      @Zorbonoult 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@ethanbank1​The current discussion is on the topic whether it matters or not if it was hard to make a movie. And my categorical answer same as the guy you first replied to is no. There are so many arguments to that. Just scroll down and skim through this video comment section and you'll find plenty examples.
      Now about studio meddling that you brought in unrelated to the first topic. I do not deny it. I want evidence in this particular case that it it the sole reason for "movie bad". And on that I'm not so sure. I don't know how you can call a video of someone painting a hypothetical situation proof?! Again without evidence.
      My evidence on the other hand is just as you said: I googled, read articles, watched interviews form the red carpet premiere even. There are interviews of the director being proud of their work on the movie. There is an interview of the writers on the red carpet explaining how they wrote the script. Also being factually wrong about the source material. I watched their previous work. There are interviews with the cast talking about the process. And none of this matters if the movie was good or bad.
      So I wouldn't put the blame solely on the studio. It was a team effort to produce this drivel. As a wise man said "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." or incompetence may I add.
      "My bad observation" - yes I know there are a lot of simpletons getting a lot of joy and satisfaction from blank statements as "movie bad". And a lot of viewer hungry reviewers ready to give it to them. Again that's not the main topic but something that you brought in the conversation. That's why I disregarded it.

    • @Zorbonoult
      @Zorbonoult 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ethanbank1 I would argue that you are the one struggling to stay on topic constantly steering the conversation and bringing points unrelated to it. The comment for the red carpet was to point out incompetence, mainly on the part of the writers. And the seeming pride of the end product - something I wouldn't expect from someone whose creative process was disrupted from the studio in a big way. If it was so egregious I would expect the creatives to express it in some way. Remember the whole Zac Snyder complaining and campaigning for the Justice League - Snyder cut? There are other instances of directors leaving projects like Scott Derrickson from Doctor Strange, Patty Jenkins form Thor, Edgar Wright from Ant-Man for example. Or maybe it was egregious meddling, but the creatives didn't care and rolled with it. Why? Maybe they didn't care to making a good movie. Or they are too incompetent to know what a good movie is?
      I would argue that everyone has plenty of stuff to care about daily. A lot of it is very serious stuff. And when someone goes to the cinema pays ticket and buys overpriced popcorn (or does does so for their entire family) usually expects to receive a good movie in return and escape their lives for a couple of hours. Not to receive the burden of caring about some arbitrary movie maker and how hard their job was. I produce stuff in my work every day. If it is bad and the client buying it complains they sure don't care how much sweat I poured into it or if my boss told me to make it that way. As it should be. Same goes for movie makers. All that matters in the end is the quality of the end product. And when I turn to a critic hoping to find out if it's worth my time and money I expect to find opinion backed by arguments. Not a story of studios bad - creatives good.
      "But reviewing these days goes beyond what you see and start blaming the people who made it.'"
      So people who made bad stuff should be exempt form criticism? Why wouldn't they carry responsibility for what they made? Because the studio forced them? - which I don't believe in this case. Just look at their great work until now: Morbius, Gods of Egypt, Dracula Untold. Plenty of dots to draw a line for the quality of their work. Or the studio meddled each and every time?

  • @JaketheMovieGeek
    @JaketheMovieGeek 9 месяцев назад +1490

    I love how he doesn’t even realize that by refusing to review the movie and saying he wants to keep his channel positive, he’s inadvertently telling us how much he really really hates it

    • @edwardrichtofen8530
      @edwardrichtofen8530 9 месяцев назад

      Exactly. It would be like introducing a friend group with “here is big dick Derrick, tall Tom and Jim.” By the fact you said nothing about Jim just say is you don’t really care for him.

    • @spikesya
      @spikesya 9 месяцев назад +124

      It's called the Anthony Fantano gambit. Also known as being a complete coward.

    • @gevoian
      @gevoian 9 месяцев назад +47

      and theres a difference between bashing a movie and giving constructive criticism, u can give constructive criticism, without it seeming like ur hating on it. idk how chris doesnt see that either, i missed the early days of this channel.

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@spikesya Anthony Fantano reviews are the worst ever. I can't stand that guy.

    • @dekai7992
      @dekai7992 9 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@spikesya A coward? How? The quality of the movie becomes irrelevant beyond highlighting that this studio treats their creatives and their source material with no respect whatsoever. Directly criticising the studio responsible instead of the people who had practically no control over it is the opposite of cowardice.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 9 месяцев назад +635

    I gotta say, ever since Chris stopped doing negative reviews of bad films I pretty much abandon the channel for any actual movie reviews. It's nice to see some deserved negativity when it's called for. I never wanted Chris to become a hate watcher or film hater, but he really needs to restore some balance to the channel.

    • @joebilly3719
      @joebilly3719 9 месяцев назад +44

      So why are you still here posting?
      His video here touches something no other has done. He explicitly tells you it is super easy to find regular reviews of this movie elsewhere, so instead he decided to do something different and that he feels, adds relavant extra discussion to the movie industry.

    • @gold_blond7956
      @gold_blond7956 9 месяцев назад

      @@joebilly3719stop gobbling his dong, sir

    • @hitman_s1
      @hitman_s1 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@joebilly3719 get ratioed, nerd

    • @byronhotchkiss3254
      @byronhotchkiss3254 9 месяцев назад

      so... is this not a review channel anymore?@@joebilly3719

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@joebilly3719 I think it was a well done video but my point is the channel overall. It used to be my main review channel, now I stick with Jeremy Jahns. I miss the brutally honest reviews before Chris started playing it safe.

  • @datacipher
    @datacipher 8 месяцев назад +520

    If you won’t give a negative review your positive reviews are meaningless. In addition, If you place all then blame on the studio for a failure, you better give them all the credit for a masterpiece.

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 6 месяцев назад

      Common now, that requires integrity. Don't expect a Hollyweird shill to have some.

    • @Nebol
      @Nebol 5 месяцев назад +5

      You're so wrong. First of all, it's not about not giving negative reviews. It's about not reviewing movies you don't like. How can you not get that? Jesus christ, dude.
      So what you're telling me is this: If I tell you my top 10 fav movies list, it's meaningless unless I also tell you my worst 10 movie list. Why would that be? It makes absolutely ZERO sense. My top 10 list is a damn good list of movies. You don't need to know that I hate Beyond Skyline (2017) to appreciate that I love Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. What the fuck are you talking about?

    • @datacipher
      @datacipher 5 месяцев назад +43

      @@NebolI don’t know if you’re just too obtuse to get the point or if your histrionic anger is blinding you, but: we all understand what he’s saying. Do YOU understand that if we already know he only gives positive reviews then we already know what his verdict is and there’s not a lot of point in listening to his review - other than potentially some self-gratification to hear another fan praise a movie we want to like? 💁🏻‍♂️ Calm down - and think.

    • @neo866
      @neo866 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Nebol Well yes you do if you're a reviewer you trust on to tell you what's good or bad ffs, so if he doesn't review something i can assume it's shit? so he can review every release every day for every film? if you review films it's not always about the good you have to review the bad but since Chris has become a "writer/director" he thinks he's above reviewing films on RUclips and again that's fine just close your account as a reviewer because you're clearly not what it says on the tin

    • @thatswedishguy638
      @thatswedishguy638 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Nebolwhere was that energy when AVGN didn't want watch Ghostbusters 2016?

  • @lukelaws3545
    @lukelaws3545 9 месяцев назад +888

    “I make movies now so I will not critique the movie”
    You can critique things with grace and love my friend.

    • @tasha7726
      @tasha7726 9 месяцев назад +57

      If you want a critique of Madame Web, there are dozens of videos on RUclips right now that does exactly that. I appreciate Chris's insight into the industry that keeps turning out such low effort movies like this one.

    • @TheGrades90
      @TheGrades90 9 месяцев назад +36

      It's not how he wants to spend his time. No reason to be insecure about his outlook.

    • @Iwatoda_Dorm
      @Iwatoda_Dorm 9 месяцев назад

      @@Lmkm456 “I really want to see him review Madam Web because…”

    • @W4TSKY
      @W4TSKY 9 месяцев назад +8

      Yes but if youre trying to break into an industry, it’s best not to loudly and publicly criticize anyone, no matter how much grace and love is given, especially before you even make something worthwhile yourself…
      This is a smart move by Chris. Tina Fey said something similar on a podcast recently because of the Ayo Edebiri situation.

    • @blazingmonolith4323
      @blazingmonolith4323 9 месяцев назад +40

      Coward behavior, dude is incapable of giving an honest opinion.

  • @fathorse8
    @fathorse8 9 месяцев назад +615

    This is just sad. How can anybody live like this, not ever being able to speak their mind because they're so terribly afraid somebody could be offended or it could damage their carreer.

    • @CB0915
      @CB0915 9 месяцев назад +22

      Trump 2024

    • @ColtenGriffin
      @ColtenGriffin 9 месяцев назад +10

      When you enter the industry, you completely understand why. I’m not saying it’s right, but people have no idea how it works until you’re actually in it. People talk. That’s it.

    • @AlexandrosMikhailov
      @AlexandrosMikhailov 9 месяцев назад +7

      Fun fact: America once fought a revolution over being able to do this! Well, that’s gone. Hopefully someday we’ll get it back.

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah he might as well just make comedy skits at this point.😂

    • @kane4013
      @kane4013 9 месяцев назад

      @@CB0915 That won’t help. People are willingly becoming more fragile and pathetic. No president can curb that without China-like despotism.

  • @KeytarArgonian
    @KeytarArgonian 9 месяцев назад +387

    Chris ~ ‘it’s not the writers fault!’
    The writers ~ ‘Literally the only reason we wrote the movie set in 2003 was to use the song Toxic’.

    • @pcb1175
      @pcb1175 9 месяцев назад +14

      Now the next question is was it the writers choice to include the song or the studio producers?

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 9 месяцев назад +5

      also to use Dakota Jones

    • @Dragonflee100
      @Dragonflee100 9 месяцев назад +2

      Didn‘t Toxic came out 2004?

    • @romelmunoz7957
      @romelmunoz7957 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@pcb1175apparently in an interview the director said that was one of her favorite songs and a fond memory growing up on that period of time...
      So maybe the writers did it to appease the director.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 9 месяцев назад +15

      Chris - "It's not the director's fault."
      Director - "This movie is my vision".

  • @JoeMikeGent
    @JoeMikeGent 9 месяцев назад +474

    Dude barely dipped his toes in the "biz" then says "he can only imagine" but makes a decision as if he got the deets directly from sources.

    • @johnwinston1499
      @johnwinston1499 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lmao

    • @foodcriticusa3407
      @foodcriticusa3407 8 месяцев назад +23

      He’s scared someone is going to bash his ‘film’ (read pet project) when (if) it comes out.

    • @Imbalanxd
      @Imbalanxd 8 месяцев назад +5

      so true. Ive only heard minor rumblings and whispers from people that somehow magically immediately disappear that sometimes studios interfere with movies in destructive ways.
      Somehow I think you find it a lot easier to believe this when it comes to movies with certain kinds of directors

  • @TheWisestWizards
    @TheWisestWizards 9 месяцев назад +352

    There is nothing disrespectful about giving a movie a bad review. I don't know why there is some need to dance around the issue.

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 9 месяцев назад +27

      I think he just doesn't have the ego to review bad movies harshly while also working in the industry since he's a newbie in the film industry. Compare to someone like Tarantino or Scorsese who have criticized tons of movies (particularly Marvel of course) but still managed to survive working in the industry because they have made tons of great movies before so it doesn't matter whether they criticized other movies or not as studio still want to work with them because of their massive experience in which Chris doesn't have that yet. At least that's how I see it 🤷

    • @unropednope4644
      @unropednope4644 9 месяцев назад +20

      He explained why at the beginning. If he starts ripping on movies, especially by new writers and directors, how will he look if his movie sucks when it comes out? People will have ammo to come at him and call him a hypocrite etc.

    • @TheWisestWizards
      @TheWisestWizards 9 месяцев назад

      An honest, fair, negative review of a movie is not ammo to call him a hypocrite if his own movie is bad. @@unropednope4644

    • @jebblottin92
      @jebblottin92 9 месяцев назад +36

      Chris is like a journalist who can't report on a story because they have a vested interest in squashing it. He sold his integrity for a chance to be a Hollywood director by being a suck up.

    • @ForceGhostAnakin
      @ForceGhostAnakin 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@unropednope4644 That does not mean he made the right decision, that just means hes not a confident filmmaker. Not being a confident filmmaker does not excuse you from being a bad critic.

  • @berraloks
    @berraloks 9 месяцев назад +402

    Quentin Tarantino knows how hard it is to make a movie and bashes bad movies all the fucking time

    • @irwinsolano6635
      @irwinsolano6635 8 месяцев назад +30

      Difference is Tarantino is a good filmmaker, while Chris is dogshit when it comes to making movies

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@irwinsolano6635 good filmakers aren't born. It's a skill you learn. Do you really think that Tarantino's very first m0vie ever that he shot in his backyward was box office hit worthy?

    • @Nebol
      @Nebol 5 месяцев назад +6

      So unless you bash bad movies you can't be a director, is that what you're saying? Grow up.

    • @CaptainRandom69
      @CaptainRandom69 5 месяцев назад

      @@Nebolare you actually braindead or something?

    • @ps3gamertagc021297
      @ps3gamertagc021297 5 месяцев назад

      That's because he's a man and Chris isnt

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 9 месяцев назад +360

    VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3)
    MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
    And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
    AVI ARAD ruined everything again, just like he ruined TASM
    And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB

    • @solarflame-he6cw
      @solarflame-he6cw 9 месяцев назад +14

      I never knew this tbh. I’m now not excited for venom 3 even though I loved venom 1 and I thought venom 2 was alright

    • @MrTragedious986
      @MrTragedious986 9 месяцев назад +14

      No it’s not Avi, it’s the guy from Transformers who can’t understand what’s canon or a reboot.

    • @Zombiesnyder13
      @Zombiesnyder13 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@MrTragedious986 I know that

    • @greggibson33
      @greggibson33 9 месяцев назад +20

      All films you mentioned are garbage.... actually worse than garbage.... they're content.

    • @defatgames2796
      @defatgames2796 9 месяцев назад

      Watch Venom 2 without the rose tinted glasses. The movie is horrible and a genuine embarrassment for Sony. People didn't speak up about how bad it was enough and still bought tickets, that's why Madam Webb and Morbius exist. Please call out bad movies even if you find something in it you can like​@@solarflame-he6cw

  • @BudJr
    @BudJr 8 месяцев назад +512

    So I should feel bad about sending rotten food back to the kitchen at a restaurant? Because running a restaurant is hard?

    • @sodeiku
      @sodeiku 8 месяцев назад

      stoopid, it's not even the same comparison
      of course you can send it back, you can choose to rant about it on the internet or not

    • @ParodyProductProductions
      @ParodyProductProductions 8 месяцев назад +45

      That’s a good analogy

    • @christopherm.1258
      @christopherm.1258 7 месяцев назад +8

      No, you just shouldn`t scream "Did your cook try to kill me?! Is he even a cook?! You should fire him and never let him cook in a restaurant again!" Mistakes get made.

    • @BudJr
      @BudJr 7 месяцев назад +35

      @@christopherm.1258 Yes. Everyone makes mistakes. Thats what critics are for. To point out the mistakes, and give suggestions about how to do better next time. You can’t just give excuses. Which is literally what Chris did this whole video. He just gave excuses for everything.

    • @christopherm.1258
      @christopherm.1258 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@BudJr Yes, I agree with you about critics being a help for storytellers to get better, but I I disagree with Chris just giving excuses for bad storytelling. He makes clear in the beginning off the video, that you can watch other videos for criticism of the movie, because he doesn`t talk about film criticism. He talks about movie studios beeing apathetic to writers, witch leads to movies like Madam Web. Sony is realy an ideal example for this problem. We know for YEARS that Sony doesn`t allow creativity in there movies. You can tell, because of how similar all there movies look and feel.
      He never talks about "criticizing is rude towards writers". He says, "studios interfere to much in the filmmaking process." Look at Sony, Disney, Marvel, Lucasfilm,...

  • @Gibbs316
    @Gibbs316 9 месяцев назад +708

    When it’s been 2 seconds and you haven’t told everyone your a filmmaker….Stuckmanized moment

    • @youfillmylifewithjello6661
      @youfillmylifewithjello6661 9 месяцев назад +33

      “Film maker”
      Notes from melody or whatever it was called was absolutely garbage.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 9 месяцев назад +12

      I always found that Stuckmanized thing creepy. Like ew dude!

    • @jp_jdn
      @jp_jdn 9 месяцев назад

      @@youfillmylifewithjello6661 it was ok. Auditorium 6 was decent so he’s definitely not a bad director

    • @1986BNick
      @1986BNick 9 месяцев назад

      shut up

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 9 месяцев назад +40

      He is also a critic who is terrified of criticism. He did that rewrite for BvS and hated the response he got.

  • @Mistashiba
    @Mistashiba 9 месяцев назад +713

    chris, you are a movie "critic". you can still appreciate the hard work and passion that went into a movie without needed to tip toe around the bad quality of products.

    • @ericmicke4130
      @ericmicke4130 9 месяцев назад +32

      How is "you know it's not worth even making a review of this movie but I have a different topic I can use this as a gateway to make a video" tiptoeing about the movie being bad? What he's implying here, which should be obvious is that of course he didn't like it, but he had nothing new to add on that front and in fact he disliked it so much it sparked an idea for a much better and more valuable video...
      How is that not critical enough?

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 9 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@ericmicke4130 can't appease these critcs who are mad a critic isn't critcal enough lmao

    • @562wiseguy
      @562wiseguy 9 месяцев назад +7

      When did he lose his spine?
      Now he doesn’t want to be critical when it’s his job

    • @visualsinfilm98
      @visualsinfilm98 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@ericmicke4130 I swear to god, these people haven’t even watched the video and see this as a rEviEW and that Chris is supposed to be a cRitiC

    • @gaydonaldtrump
      @gaydonaldtrump 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah. He doesnt make reviews anymore. Thats obivous

  • @Natedaskate
    @Natedaskate 9 месяцев назад +213

    “This will not be a review for Madame Web” … tells you everything you need to know. If it was a good movie he’d be gushing over it and suddenly it’s all about how awesome a job they did. But when it’s terrible “I’m not going to critique”
    Uhuh

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 9 месяцев назад +15

      He is a coward and a sellout

    • @Pedro_Le_Chef
      @Pedro_Le_Chef 9 месяцев назад +12

      Might as well stick to other reviewers like Jahns at this point. Stuckman has lost the plot.

    • @lonerebeI
      @lonerebeI 9 месяцев назад +1

      Sellout

  • @darkknight_za
    @darkknight_za 8 месяцев назад +261

    Take a shot every time Chris mentions that he's a film maker 😂

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 8 месяцев назад +25

      You trying to kill us??

    • @user-ez9bw4im4i
      @user-ez9bw4im4i 7 месяцев назад +10

      See here's the thing. He's not a film maker. He's not brought out an actual film with a budget over 100k.

    • @TonyTenor3000
      @TonyTenor3000 7 месяцев назад +8

      Or if you’re trying to quit drinking; take a shot every time you’ve met a person that knows who he is or has ever heard of or seen his “film.”

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@user-ez9bw4im4i That's both condescending and inaccurate. Congratulations.

    • @shitisbigtime
      @shitisbigtime 5 месяцев назад

      I am writing this comment as I draw my last breath from playing this drinking game

  • @joyalshaji2730
    @joyalshaji2730 9 месяцев назад +752

    The Madame Web of movie reviews

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 9 месяцев назад +22

      LMAO

    • @blankname6629
      @blankname6629 9 месяцев назад +19

      This guy had a series on this channel called hilaracity where all he did was point and laugh at bad movies

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 9 месяцев назад +2

      Well said!

    • @rfgator22
      @rfgator22 9 месяцев назад

      The Transformers: Last Knight of youtube comments.

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@rfgator22 The Last Airbender movie of roast attempts.

  • @robi-wan8964
    @robi-wan8964 9 месяцев назад +457

    I was robbed at gunpoint once. But even though the outcome was so bad and I got robbed of my money, I'm not gonna talk about that.
    Instead, I'm going to focus on how much hard work that robber did. He had to buy the gun, dress in all black, wait for me in the bushes, summon up the courage to do it...I'm so proud of him after all the effort he went to.

    • @Vamatt99218
      @Vamatt99218 9 месяцев назад +32

      😂

    • @pisasupayani
      @pisasupayani 9 месяцев назад +27

      You are absolutely brilliant bro. Excellent analogy 😂😂😂😂
      In fact, the madam web movie producers did infact rob their movie goers of their money.....

    • @axionlightedge6108
      @axionlightedge6108 9 месяцев назад +12

      Im feeling pretty inspired by all of his hard work 😂 *theme song plays*

    • @bonvct
      @bonvct 9 месяцев назад +4

      Lol im dead

    • @pisasupayani
      @pisasupayani 9 месяцев назад

      I hope that guys like Chris stuckmann realise that they come off as pretentious twits when they say " oh, I am a film reviewer who is above film reviews".

  • @proudsaiyanprince2651
    @proudsaiyanprince2651 9 месяцев назад +756

    Imagine if Chef Gordon Ramsey approached Kitchen Nightmares the way Stuckmann approaches movies.

    • @schlubopbeebop886
      @schlubopbeebop886 9 месяцев назад +225

      "Hey guys, that dish you are making is a dish I grew up with, so I have a lot of personal nostalgia with it. I too want to become a chef, and I don't want to burn any bridges, so instead of criticizing your dish I'm just gonna suck you off. Courtesy of NordVPN"

    • @TA-zq3ez
      @TA-zq3ez 9 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@schlubopbeebop886 that was perfect 😂

    • @tylerphillips6523
      @tylerphillips6523 9 месяцев назад +13

      This comment deserves way more likes lol

    • @artjunkie3416
      @artjunkie3416 9 месяцев назад +5

      I saw Kitchen Nightmares and I one episode Gordon kick out one of the owners of the restaurant. The people who was putting the money to make the food was the problem, his interference in the kitchen was ruining everything. So Ramsey call out the guy and kick out his ass. The same Chris is doing here. Call out the people who put the money and is ruining this movies by don't letting the people in production "cooking" with freedom.

    • @practiceyourart
      @practiceyourart 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@schlubopbeebop886 LOL

  • @stevemorrison5227
    @stevemorrison5227 9 месяцев назад +68

    Some of my favorite critics of all time have been some of my favorite writer/ directors of all time. Ask Quentin Tarantino if he has any opinions on movies.

  • @RazorwireReviews
    @RazorwireReviews 9 месяцев назад +381

    Critic says "I'm not here to critique anything" 😂

    • @saifalam2030
      @saifalam2030 9 месяцев назад +5

      He criticised Sony in whole video. Fix your ear

    • @biscuitboi9478
      @biscuitboi9478 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@saifalam2030”Sony bad” isn’t as deep of a criticism as many people here, you included, seem to think it is.

    • @edwardrichtofen8530
      @edwardrichtofen8530 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@saifalam2030and ignored the writer and director. Cause I’m sure if there was no studio meddling it those idiots would have made a masterpiece.

    • @saifalam2030
      @saifalam2030 9 месяцев назад

      @@biscuitboi9478 You are here to watch someone bashing movie not critism. You are just hater. He point out where Sony put a Pepsi logo on final fight scene. No writer will write that a fight in front of Pepsi logo. In remi spiderman movie sony included venom, George lucas, Cappola, Scorcase said many time studio tried to ruin their flims. It is what Chris just said. You maybe were here to watch someone else getting insulted.

    • @saifalam2030
      @saifalam2030 9 месяцев назад

      @@edwardrichtofen8530 The comment is sponsored by Sony. So you were the guy who laughed at Dc after they casted Heath ledger for joker and Robert Pattinson as batman. You just want people down because you boss rips you down on regular basis on your shifty job, your friend treat your like trash. Now you want see other people getting ready shitty treatment . Normie 🍵

  • @savy4266
    @savy4266 9 месяцев назад +1331

    It’s a shame to see Chris not having fun with bad movies anymore

    • @FelixM86
      @FelixM86 9 месяцев назад +82

      well, there hasn't been a good "so bad its good" movie in recent history. most movies are just bad studio dreck

    • @savy4266
      @savy4266 9 месяцев назад +233

      @@FelixM86 he actively avoids being negative to movies since he got in the industry

    • @titanguy7316
      @titanguy7316 9 месяцев назад +50

      I know he feels the way he does, but taking one terrible movie to task for its own major faults isn’t going to take away your “above-it-all, I’m-an-artist-too” understanding we have on the channel’s direction as is moving forward.

    • @adamlouie1503
      @adamlouie1503 9 месяцев назад +14

      @savy4266 when you subject yourself to that many bad movies with a negative mindset going into a movie and coming out, it affects you in the long term

    • @jj68
      @jj68 9 месяцев назад +122

      He is scared to death of hurting feelings now...Basically a movie simp.

  • @zachlim5211
    @zachlim5211 9 месяцев назад +853

    The old Chris would have made a hilariocity review of this movie.

    • @timmyb7734
      @timmyb7734 9 месяцев назад +72

      He grew up and that boy became a man, a bad man, the kind of man we were warned about as kids, the one who offers sweets and a fun ride with the no consequences if we keep secrets and look away at things we are not meant to see or talk about with anyone. You either die a hero, or your live long enough to see yourself become the creepy guy in blacked out van type of villain.

    • @Vamatt99218
      @Vamatt99218 9 месяцев назад +8

      Actually that would be better than bashing a bad movie which he doesnt want..... So i'm not sure why he doesnt go that way to stay as a critic cause right now his channel confuses me.

    • @thisshouldbeentertaining3386
      @thisshouldbeentertaining3386 9 месяцев назад +21

      @@Vamatt99218 The thing is .... He's no longer a ((critic)) a critic would be critical of bad movies and even critique parts of good movies. He has basically said he only wants to be positive now. To me that just makes you a glorified paid shill movie reviewer. His reasoning is pathetic. Because he now knows the troubles and difficulties of making a movie. So he doesn't want say anything negative about other people's projects.🤦 Plenty of award winning directors have praised other people's work and have shat on other's work. Tarantino is one of them. Pretty sure he knows all the troubles and difficulties of making a movie.

    • @evi4128
      @evi4128 9 месяцев назад +2

      Production studios and companies would like nothing more than everyone to adopt his mentality. Say nothing bad about our crappy products, only praise what you like. @WaltRight

    • @evi4128
      @evi4128 9 месяцев назад +2

      @WaltRight first of all relax. second i'm agreeing with you. Deep breath, now exhale.

  • @wesside-333
    @wesside-333 8 месяцев назад +338

    Movie critic refuses to criticize movie, sells crappy psychotherapy instead. Did you know he made a movie?

    • @TonyTenor3000
      @TonyTenor3000 7 месяцев назад +12

      Never heard about it.

    • @dominiccourtois4415
      @dominiccourtois4415 6 месяцев назад +9

      No, he thinks it’s just a better use his time to discuss how the movie industry contribute to the suck. I mean there are hundreds if not thousand of rage bashing reviews of this move. A video trying to analyze how the crappy studio movie industry keeps creating these kind of movies is something worth more of everyone’s time

    • @NoneShallDefyMe
      @NoneShallDefyMe 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@dominiccourtois4415
      Except he spends most of the video talking about how he made his own movie instead of actually talking about how the studios interfere and ruin creators.
      Of course, none of this actually matters. The creators are terrible and this movie would've been bad regardless. There's tons of movies that were butchered by studio interference, but he decides to white knight for the one movie with terrible creators, unenthusiastic actors, and an awful scripts.
      What a brave hero lol

    • @swiftblaqness
      @swiftblaqness 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@dominiccourtois4415I agree with what you're saying but we all know the real reason why he's doing it. He doesn't say anything about any movie now that's bad the only reviews of movie if he likes it so he doesn't have to say anything negative but in the case of this when it was such a huge movie he had to review it so he chose to just give a non review which is even worse.

    • @binayshrestha7132
      @binayshrestha7132 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@dominiccourtois4415Video literally starts saying ,"I don't know how hard it is to make a movie under studio system" and you are saying you liked it coz he is trying to discuss or analyze how the studio contributes on making worst movies.
      Since u liked what he is talking about can u explain how studio contributes to making the movie worse.

  • @sirfriendzone1228
    @sirfriendzone1228 9 месяцев назад +294

    I love the story of Blazing Saddles... the studio told Mel Brooks that he had to cut virtually everything out of the movie that made it great. He listened to them, then almost completely ignored them because his contract said he had the final say.
    That's the reason we got one of the greatest comedies of all time.

    • @breesybird9207
      @breesybird9207 9 месяцев назад +15

      I never loved Blazing Saddles as much as others but that’s awesome

    • @Nixx0912
      @Nixx0912 9 месяцев назад +8

      It's good to be king ❤

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 9 месяцев назад +4

      Mel Brooks is a legend!

    • @Artemise7799-cg8pg
      @Artemise7799-cg8pg 9 месяцев назад +5

      Which cannot 100% ever been replicated on these times of modern sensibilities.

    • @paulw858
      @paulw858 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I'm sure that happened.

  • @Misterparodeez
    @Misterparodeez 9 месяцев назад +2016

    Translation: guys I’m trying to work in Hollywood now

    • @zod4365
      @zod4365 9 месяцев назад +31

      You didn't watch the video

    • @greendusk93
      @greendusk93 9 месяцев назад

      @zod4365 Half of these dumb mfs didn't. Lol, mad cuz a man giving a perspective.

    • @omarsabir1210
      @omarsabir1210 9 месяцев назад +211

      ​@@zod4365I did. He only blames Sony as the big bad guy. But the writers have a horrible track record. That's not Sony's fault. The director is incompetent. This is their first feature length film. It's amateurish as hell. Not Sony's fault. The acting sucked. Everyone is phoning it in. Not Sony's fault. I can go on and on.

    • @ericsilva-gomez2481
      @ericsilva-gomez2481 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@omarsabir1210Didn’t Sony approve it?

    • @purplebutterfly314
      @purplebutterfly314 9 месяцев назад +32

      How is he trying to work in Hollywood when he's openly calling out the studios that would potencially be his bosses?

  • @ronaldeliascorderocalles
    @ronaldeliascorderocalles 9 месяцев назад +1299

    Fans: Why dont you use Spider-Man in your movies? You could make billions!
    Sony: Why make billions if we could make... *MILLIONS!*

    • @arkeshn729
      @arkeshn729 9 месяцев назад +105

      Sony: Why make billions if we could lose... MILLIONS!

    • @OGMillyMillz_
      @OGMillyMillz_ 9 месяцев назад +12

      Chris grew up with Madame Web 🕸️

    • @ThePFD518
      @ThePFD518 9 месяцев назад +42

      Morbillion

    • @protoform001kikira2
      @protoform001kikira2 9 месяцев назад +4

      Nah that's Hollywood in general

    • @harbushy
      @harbushy 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ThePFD518underrated coment!

  • @ErikVanRent
    @ErikVanRent 8 месяцев назад +507

    This guy really wants people to know he made a film.

    • @thefinalboss2403
      @thefinalboss2403 7 месяцев назад +8

      He's worth 3 million and needed his viewers to fund it...
      Shouldn't you be willing to put skin in the game if this is your "dream career"?

    • @TonyTenor3000
      @TonyTenor3000 7 месяцев назад +14

      I thought he was joking… Dude doesn’t come across as a creative person - then again, very very very few critics are.

    • @benjix5500
      @benjix5500 6 месяцев назад +19

      a film that struggled to find a festival for its premiere and a distributor... I think he is scared to be critical because he knows he can't make anything but steaming shit himself

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 месяцев назад +5

      lol yea. Big "AS A BISEXUAL WOMAN OF COLOR..." energy

  • @mattmark94
    @mattmark94 9 месяцев назад +1073

    "I have to talk about this..."
    Proceeds to not talk about this.

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 9 месяцев назад +45

      Common Modern Stuckmannized L

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 9 месяцев назад +36

      Maybe he was saying he has to talk about the thing he talked about.

    • @infinitedm5396
      @infinitedm5396 9 месяцев назад +30

      Commenter misses the point entirely of what a video is about.

    • @Ray03595
      @Ray03595 9 месяцев назад +10

      its getting ridiculous watching some of his vids. All so he can be treated nicely when his film eventually releases.

    • @1986BNick
      @1986BNick 9 месяцев назад

      SHUT UP

  • @cabbytabby
    @cabbytabby 9 месяцев назад +151

    Isn’t the “challenge of making a movie” true with any movie in existence? They’re all challenging and many put effort into them. If you can’t criticize a movie for being a bad film because “people worked hard on it”, then there ARE NO BAD MOVIES!

    • @zod4365
      @zod4365 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's not the only thing he said. He also mentioned the behind the scene hustle that's happening and that we should show them what YOU want with your dollars. Unfortunately, judging by these comments, it's a bunch of "bots" afraid to have their own opinion. They would rather be told what to like, go along with others, and hop online to join the dumpster fire. That's not showing or proving anything. So, on goes the show...rinse and repeat.

    • @caleidoo
      @caleidoo 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, that line in the beginning about him having the privilege of making an indie film and not being "under the studio system...." I mean, whoever made or worked on Madame Web, could easily make an indie movie or go back to to indie scene. They surely have the know how and know enough people. Instead, they decided to work for company X and follow their guidelines or whatever. Nobody forced them to do anything. That part was just weird.... as if people earning millions for working in a system they picked.... are a victim or have way way more difficulties compared to starters trying to or making an indie movie from scratch... come on....

    • @IMRavnos
      @IMRavnos 9 месяцев назад

      @@zod4365he mentioned the fanfiction going on behind the scenes in his own mind. He is doing the wussification thing : shit on the movie, but blame it on faceless nameless corporation overlords in black suits forcing directors, actors and writers to make bad movies. What a wussy. Just call out the BAD writing, BAD acting and BAD directing.
      Newsflash : if an actors performance is cringe and the dialog is bad, the blame goes to the Writer, Director and Actor. Not Mr. sony Studios Handler man in sunglasses forcing an actress to do a bad job and forcing a writer to write poorly or a director to ignore the asinine dialog and cringe acting.
      This is the kind of video you make when you are afraid of being blacklisted, which is odd, as I could see blacklisted occurring more from blaming the “studio” and letting the talent and creatives 100% off the hook in order to satisfy a fanfiction in hour own bloated head.

    • @spikesya
      @spikesya 9 месяцев назад +3

      It's true of almost everything in life. Building a house is difficult, but refusing to be critical of a shoddily designed house because one fears they may be ostracized from the carpentry business would be instantly laughed at & rightly labelled as pure cowardice.

  • @hyroproto4364
    @hyroproto4364 9 месяцев назад +1343

    Chris..If you have a conflict of interest in this field, and cannot even criticize a movie..then what are we doing dude?

    • @druxpack8531
      @druxpack8531 9 месяцев назад +113

      He’s grifting on the back of his prior work.

    • @attentionbajoranworkers4408
      @attentionbajoranworkers4408 9 месяцев назад +29

      We’re making low effort short form videos on the internet that can be most generously described as “cinema journalism”!

    • @user-ly2ll5od1r
      @user-ly2ll5od1r 9 месяцев назад +28

      this is not a madame web review, are you purposely dense? Everyone seems purposely dense in this comment section. There are a billion videos that are criticizing this movie already, there are a quintillion memes that even homeless bums who don't have a smartphone know about already, who will benefit if Chris just regurgitates what everyone is already saying? He said way more in this video than Jeremy Jahns has ever said in his entire pathetic youtube career with his cringe tequila glass and a bath-robe saying
      "uhh this scene happened and it was bad, but this scene happened and that was cool, but then that scene happened and that was uhhh... bad, please liek and subscribe"
      I think it's way more productive and interesting that he adresses the whole sony/hollywood conveyer belt garbage instead of regurgitating what everyone on planet earth already knows. The abundance of bad reviews for these types of movies are exactly why these types of movies are still being made. Bad reception is still reception, the reason this movie exists is solely because people kept talking about Morbius, if everyone had just kept their mouths shut, madame web wouldn't exist.

    • @Lanooski
      @Lanooski 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@user-ly2ll5od1r finally some semblance of sense down here. the way entire "communities" are trying to nudge him back in a direction he's already done to death and no longer feels like doing is insane. it's literally cancel culture.

    • @joefelix3574
      @joefelix3574 7 месяцев назад +75

      My apologies I thought this was a review channel not a blow Hollywood channel

  • @pn9468
    @pn9468 8 месяцев назад +110

    If something's bad, just say it.

  • @Sireth
    @Sireth 9 месяцев назад +550

    Red Letter Media also knows how hard it is to make a movie. They still call out piles of shit when warranted.

    • @markussharkus6727
      @markussharkus6727 9 месяцев назад +64

      RLM is actually a good youtube channel though

    • @Sireth
      @Sireth 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@markussharkus6727 One of the best.

    • @thehacker4012
      @thehacker4012 9 месяцев назад +6

      Have RLM actually made a movie, though? Because they best known for known for b*tching about modern Star Wars and modern Star Trek as opposed to you know, creating anything.

    • @TravisKlappe-TheRealRedHood
      @TravisKlappe-TheRealRedHood 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@thehacker4012 umm so is Chris...?

    • @thehacker4012
      @thehacker4012 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@TravisKlappe-TheRealRedHood Er no, he isn't. He got his start with negative review about the Dragon Ball movie. But he eventually evolved beyond that, but RLM, haven't evolved at all.

  • @nathnaeltsegaw7263
    @nathnaeltsegaw7263 9 месяцев назад +321

    This was sad to watch. I guess i won't ever come back to the channel of a movie critic who won't actually criticize a movie.

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 9 месяцев назад +25

      He hasn’t been doing it for a while - where you been?

    • @JohnDavidSullivan
      @JohnDavidSullivan 9 месяцев назад +5

      Dilly dallying bs

    • @user-x7dc2pq7n
      @user-x7dc2pq7n 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@firstlast9846 Probably busy having a life

    • @rift0tripper
      @rift0tripper 9 месяцев назад

      Come back when you learn to upload a profile picture "7263"

    • @JohnDavidSullivan
      @JohnDavidSullivan 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@rift0tripper fair but he doesn’t need a profile picture to comment

  • @Knightice765
    @Knightice765 9 месяцев назад +324

    You dont need to bash them, just tell the truth in a respectful way.

    • @diamondheadify-v5i
      @diamondheadify-v5i 8 месяцев назад +11

      Exactly! You can be honest while being respectful.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 8 месяцев назад +13

      That's the thing, he even refused to do constructive criticism so no one bash his movie when it comes out. He is a spineless coward and a hypocrite.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 8 месяцев назад

      Bashing is needed

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 8 месяцев назад

      @@diamondheadify-v5iyou can also insult and people can change accordingly to avoid those insults it’s called shame

    • @TheSMR1969
      @TheSMR1969 8 месяцев назад

      How is it truth ? It's just opinion

  • @Taunocturna
    @Taunocturna 8 месяцев назад +55

    Its pretty easy tell what is actually going. You want to get into the film industry and you're afraid if you are critical of their work, they won't call you back. Well they won't call you back if they don't respect you. Nobody respects a critic that refuses to be critic. Good luck funding that next film without an audience.

  • @faresz8928
    @faresz8928 9 месяцев назад +73

    You should add "movie apologist" to your bio

  • @tahurahossain6012
    @tahurahossain6012 9 месяцев назад +243

    Truly one of the reviews of all time

    • @internziko
      @internziko 9 месяцев назад +9

      Lmao!!! .. Perfection

    • @pastramiking6874
      @pastramiking6874 9 месяцев назад +4

      He says in the opening minutes of the video that this is NOT a review

    • @RetroCrisis
      @RetroCrisis 9 месяцев назад +2

      I couldn't agree more

    • @billylebullyhunter7366
      @billylebullyhunter7366 9 месяцев назад

      @@pastramiking6874🤤

  • @miroslavmajoros4020
    @miroslavmajoros4020 9 месяцев назад +742

    You can tell a movie is bad when Chris has a therapy sponsor in the video 😂

    • @CoolioBeans
      @CoolioBeans 9 месяцев назад +19

      Correction: you can tell the review is bad when...

    • @Userxo87
      @Userxo87 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@CoolioBeanswhat

    • @jgjcreations7393
      @jgjcreations7393 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dragonhead99
      @dragonhead99 9 месяцев назад +1

      You got nothing to do. That why you pick on youtubers you don't like.

    • @godferbidd6262
      @godferbidd6262 9 месяцев назад

      It's like he's leaving us hints throughout the video. His mouth doesn't say to not watch it, but his clues and eyes scream DON'T WATCH IT!

  • @Spaceman_Sp1ff
    @Spaceman_Sp1ff 8 месяцев назад +120

    This is why movies suck now. Filmmaking has become one big circle jerk where nobody who wants to be part of the industry is allowed to speak their mind and say “Wow! That movie absolutely sucked”.
    As long as people in the industry keep burying their heads in the sand and pretending that audiences are to blame for not liking shoddy movies the industry will continue to burn.

    • @beloved-child
      @beloved-child 6 месяцев назад +5

      Underrated comment, so we'll stated

  • @Bigbiohazurd
    @Bigbiohazurd 9 месяцев назад +51

    You can give a negative movie review without bashing people. Everyone that works on movies works hard but some people just really suck at it. Stating that fact is not bashing.

    • @Lmkm456
      @Lmkm456 9 месяцев назад +2

      He didn’t mind using the title and the imagery to make a dollar on RUclips and his advertising

    • @FrostbiteDigital
      @FrostbiteDigital 9 месяцев назад

      Too bad he didn't do that with George Lucas... Chris has no integrity

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@FrostbiteDigitalStuckmann made his career out of bashing George Lucas, what did you expect!?

  • @southerngrailsauctions
    @southerngrailsauctions 9 месяцев назад +359

    Nothing wrong with calling out garbage when you see it. Pure honesty is refreshing these days.

    • @FunTime-ke4vw
      @FunTime-ke4vw 9 месяцев назад +13

      it is what it is maybe chris too afraid to criticizing other filmakers...

    • @Anderson-f4t6c
      @Anderson-f4t6c 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@FunTime-ke4vwAre you really a movie critique if you are so scared to criticize movie???

    • @jameswilliams-zr8co
      @jameswilliams-zr8co 9 месяцев назад +3

      this movie was horrendous lol such idiotic characters and dialog, should've never been made

    • @cashewnuttel9054
      @cashewnuttel9054 9 месяцев назад +9

      You don't want honest opinions. You want opinions that reinforce your opinions.

    • @southerngrailsauctions
      @southerngrailsauctions 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@cashewnuttel9054 Not generally, I enjoy being challenged. 😁

  • @danielsliwa1045
    @danielsliwa1045 9 месяцев назад +1042

    I really miss old Chris :/ His videos are so sanitized now, that one can’t get Stuckmanized anymore ..

    • @nu-metalfan2654
      @nu-metalfan2654 9 месяцев назад +58

      @danielsliwa1045. Yeah the moment Chris started to change was when he decided to not do a Worst Movies Of The Year list, I forget what year that was, maybe 2018?. Then when Covid hit he just flat out stoped reviewing movies he felt was going to be bad.

    • @developingtank
      @developingtank 9 месяцев назад +64

      It’s almost like one could get unsub-manized

    • @diogoredes
      @diogoredes 9 месяцев назад +22

      I guess the reality is that this is not a film critic channel

    • @nu-metalfan2654
      @nu-metalfan2654 9 месяцев назад +37

      @@diogoredes But it used to be. Chris was a movie reviewer from about 2011 up until 2018 ish, and was an entertaining one.
      It was around 2018 ish that Chris decided to not do anymore Worst Movie Of The Year lists because Chris started to think that bashing directors and writers wasn’t right, even though Chris should know that no one should ever be exempt from criticism.
      And about the time Covid hit Chris started to not review any movie he felt was going to be bad.

    • @joebilly3719
      @joebilly3719 9 месяцев назад +24

      He can, but he already explained why he instead would focus on positive things. The internet has become a sess pool of exaggerated criticism and negativity, there are full channels almost fully dedicated to that, the critical drinker style, and they do that because they know drama and polemic draws a lot of attention, it generates clicks. Put a "it is trash", "killing our childhood heroes, "woke garbage" in cap and yellow in your thumb and get a tons of clicks. Instead of this, Chris decided to focus more on the possitive aspects and the things he really loves, and to help smaller or less well known movies and creators. And Chris know that, due to that, due to not appealing to our natural drive for drama and polemic, he would loose clicks and money, and yet decided to do it anyway because he rather do what he loves. He stills does criticism, this entire video is pointing problems in the industry, but he did so without curse and buzz words, without making a fuzz about it.
      If, after knowing all this, you still rather watch exaggerated content made to feed of polemic, rather than nuansed and calm discussion, go watch things like critical drinker and get out of here.

  • @grungyasscinema
    @grungyasscinema 8 месяцев назад +91

    I don't understand the notion that the film industry is above harsh criticism. The world has enough slackers, scammers, and politicians, Chris, we don't need you to follow in their footsteps.

    • @toxicchatman8975
      @toxicchatman8975 8 месяцев назад +12

      He’s only doing it because he thinks he has a chance in the film industry

    • @sidhanthmuralidhar8963
      @sidhanthmuralidhar8963 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@toxicchatman8975not just him , could be anyone

    • @creationzikaz4836
      @creationzikaz4836 4 месяца назад

      @@toxicchatman8975 Which is understandable but he should start a new channel then as it certainly clashes with his current pursuit.

  • @3choblast3r4
    @3choblast3r4 9 месяцев назад +355

    Don't you have an entire series called "hilarocity" where you essentially laugh at bad movies. It's OK to call something bad, bad. I don't gaf how "tis so sad for the nepobaby Hollywood film maker who got paid a fortune and works for a billion dollar studio"

    • @darkfire7660
      @darkfire7660 9 месяцев назад +27

      The last hilarocity was 3 years ago.

    • @3choblast3r4
      @3choblast3r4 9 месяцев назад +71

      @@darkfire7660 That explains why I haven't been watching Stuckman for the past few years. Holy hell, I've tried watching a few other videos. It's so sanitized and boring. He has gone way too deep into the "I'm a filmmaker too, I would be devastated if people made fun of my movie so I"m never, ever laughing at another persons garbage" hole.. hope he comes to his senses.
      The nepobabies in hollywood will be fine if we laugh at their horrible decisions.

    • @michiel1162
      @michiel1162 9 месяцев назад +19

      Yeah I don't get it either, he reviewed The Phantom Menace, his 'worst' film ever, a movie with infinitely more original ideas, music and better visuals (even though it's still a dogshit movie) than Madame Web. But Madame Web he refuses to dissect, i just don't get it

    • @valadao
      @valadao 9 месяцев назад +5

      He stopped a long time ago.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 9 месяцев назад

      @@3choblast3r4 Stuckmann is a hack. He always was, but he's less subtle about it now. If you actually watch the movies he reviews, you'll realize pretty quickly that a chunk of his complaints in the reviews don't really hold water. He only half pays attention because he's busy scribbling down notes to put in his review, misses exposition, then complains about things that were cleared up in the exposition he missed.
      He pretty much always took the "safe" (popular) opinion on movies, especially blockbusters. The nonsense he came up with to explain why he liked Episode 1 as a kid but not as an adult was peak popularity-surfing. "It was 'cause, y'know, it was a new Star Wars movie and we just loved Star Wars. It took years for us to finally realize it was, y'know, bad! I call it being Phantom Menaced!" And a few weeks later he's riding Disney's D with Episode 7 even though it's half as good as 1. He claims to be a fan of films and series he demonstrably hasn't seen. He got the murderer for Friday the 13th wrong, even though it was a classic twist to a classic horror film.
      The fact he thinks he can make quality movies when he can't even make quality reviews is just who Stuckmann is.

  • @justanotherday5833
    @justanotherday5833 9 месяцев назад +620

    "i used to criticize my politicians and my government for their shitty policies. But now that i myself am running for office, ive realised how hard it is to be a politician. Therefore i shall never criticise my opponent even if they do something that straight up insults the concept of democracy JUST because theyre also a politician. Like me. I hope that the next time i fuck up no one criticises me as well"
    This is how you sound like, Chris.

    • @darnellcharles6576
      @darnellcharles6576 9 месяцев назад +32

      OMG u nailed it, great analogy

    • @brad6817
      @brad6817 9 месяцев назад +14

      Literally

    • @proudsaiyanprince2651
      @proudsaiyanprince2651 9 месяцев назад +20

      Soulless. You can always see it in the eyes.

    • @marshallartsentertainment3741
      @marshallartsentertainment3741 9 месяцев назад +9

      What are you all gossiping about? This is a lame analogy. Get off this bandwagon before it's too late.

    • @SP8inc
      @SP8inc 9 месяцев назад +3

      So what? He's wrong to want to move on with his life, do something else? He would be a hypocrite if he still reviewed movies as a critic. He wants to be a paid filmmaker, and he just spent 16 minutes spilling crap to the people he hopes will hire him one day.

  • @scorpiothegreat1
    @scorpiothegreat1 9 месяцев назад +596

    “Without criticism there are no coaches. Without addressing the need for change, change does not occur. Only the coward fears criticism.” - Remeous

    • @Pige0nTheKid
      @Pige0nTheKid 9 месяцев назад +19

      Which is why it is so fantastic that Chris has provided a succint, informative professional critique of an industry problem and even given his audience a way they can help to change one of the causes of the issue.

    • @AdeptWit
      @AdeptWit 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@Pige0nTheKid I came here for a critique on Madame Web. Was I misled?

    • @someguycp
      @someguycp 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@AdeptWit this video is not solely about madame web. this video uses madame web as an example to talk about the actual topic of the video: studio meddling

    • @AdeptWit
      @AdeptWit 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@someguycp Ah, I see. So clickbait. Classy

    • @someguycp
      @someguycp 9 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠@@AdeptWitactual clickbait would be if chris went out of his way to call this a review. the problem is that you were expecting one thing (a review) when chris made another thing (an analysis of studio meddling)

  • @jorboforyou
    @jorboforyou 25 дней назад +4

    The fact the cast has criticized this movie more than Stuckmann speaks volumes.

  • @PricefieldPunk
    @PricefieldPunk 9 месяцев назад +253

    I get what Chris is saying but i still wish he gave movie reviews on bad movies or the Hilariousity reviews. They were so entertaining

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 9 месяцев назад +9

      It's just not fun anymore

    • @bozzutoman
      @bozzutoman 9 месяцев назад +36

      He's trying to be in the industry. Can't bite the hands that might sign your checks.

    • @myesha_shadd
      @myesha_shadd 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@bozzutomanexactly smh, he became neutral in his opinion

    • @loansharks47
      @loansharks47 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@bozzutoman This video is him bashing the type of entities that would sign his check, so that doesn’t add up. He just doesn’t like to bash fellow moviemakers.

    • @kickass12121
      @kickass12121 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@TS-rz9jw”wokeness” or “having a professional career” are not the same thing

  • @air-kon
    @air-kon 9 месяцев назад +602

    I don't wanna get stuckmanized anymore

    • @carncats07
      @carncats07 9 месяцев назад +28

      "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck"

    • @j-555
      @j-555 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@carncats07 what you're referencing is the reason he stopped criticizing anything lmao. he was so mind f**ked by the mockery of his batman v superman rewrite that his balls shrank i.e. his self confidence and "edge." i thought he sucked even when he would bash movies because he always tried to critique the logic of plots, but he was really bad at it. He was so arrogant and self deluded he thought he could write a better scene than whoever wrote bvs. he learned he wasn't one of the Coen's lost brother, threw a hissy fit in an attempt to save face, went soft and the rest is history.

    • @karnage985
      @karnage985 9 месяцев назад +3

      Oh you visit from the Grizzy echo chamber?

    • @commentmaster_666
      @commentmaster_666 9 месяцев назад +1

      CUCKmanized.

    • @BrianClarkpharmd
      @BrianClarkpharmd 9 месяцев назад +4

      Channel quality has definitely taken a hit

  • @billnguyen4148
    @billnguyen4148 9 месяцев назад +693

    "Don't ask questions. Just consume product and be excited for next product."

    • @juaerez69
      @juaerez69 9 месяцев назад +18

      Love those RLM fellas!

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo 9 месяцев назад +23

      And that is how movies like this exist.

    • @ObKeeng
      @ObKeeng 9 месяцев назад +3

      What he meant at 10:30

    • @murdock283
      @murdock283 9 месяцев назад +1

      That’s right Susan.

    • @TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      @TheOneManWhoBeatYou 9 месяцев назад +15

      "Go away now!"

  • @VorticieFilms
    @VorticieFilms 7 месяцев назад +50

    Not about bashing films?
    You have a "Hilariocity Review" playlist that is dedicated to MOCKING movies you personally find bad.

    • @schnubbel76
      @schnubbel76 5 месяцев назад +17

      That was the old Stuckmann. When he was honest and a real person. Nothing of the great movie critic is left. The real Chris Stuckmann is gone.

  • @lahenriquees
    @lahenriquees 9 месяцев назад +204

    I miss hilariocity reviews... Up until 2017 this channel was golden with the bad and good reviews, but the bad ones had a special place in my heart. RUclips really isn't what is used to be.

    • @mgloco88
      @mgloco88 9 месяцев назад +7

      *Getting Stuckmanized.

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 9 месяцев назад +2

      The problem is RUclips is all bad movie reviews lol.

    • @edwardrichtofen8530
      @edwardrichtofen8530 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@Anthonycheesman33 so because we have millions of videos on how the Nazis were wrong we should have videos being positive about them? Maybe there is a lot of negativity….. cause it’s bad.

    • @edwardrichtofen8530
      @edwardrichtofen8530 9 месяцев назад

      @@zogwort1522 going to have to start making positive videos… too much negativity on this subject….

    • @Jordo246
      @Jordo246 9 месяцев назад +3

      I don't think Chris Stuckmann is representative of RUclips as a whole 😂

  • @jordno
    @jordno 9 месяцев назад +257

    This just feels like someone worried they're gonna burn bridges if they say a film is bad as a director and not a critic.

    • @chapman2001
      @chapman2001 9 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah no shit bc it is lmao

    • @gislieinarsson412
      @gislieinarsson412 9 месяцев назад +4

      obviously.

    • @darkwoods1954
      @darkwoods1954 9 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly

    • @rift0tripper
      @rift0tripper 9 месяцев назад

      Y'all done sucking each other off to listen to what he is saying?

    • @MajinBuu91
      @MajinBuu91 9 месяцев назад +6

      That’s why i can’t take him seriously anymore, money is more important then saying the truth…

  • @MrRjsnowden
    @MrRjsnowden 9 месяцев назад +138

    Chris one of the reasons some films are so bad is that for some reason we refuse to give creators criticism. Constructive criticism should be welcomed and maybe even required. With out it we'll keep getting subpar movies etc. I don't know why we've strayed away from providing criticism.

    • @birdiewolf3497
      @birdiewolf3497 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah. That is hardly a reason. I don’t see how it’s about creators not receiving criticism. Like in what reality do we think these creators have too much freedom to do what they want even if the idea is terrible and no one is telling them their ideas suck? Mind you they literally got the scripts from the Morbius guys and they ain’t ever made a movie anyone has liked yet somehow has not impacted their ability to get work, it has not stopped studios from trusting them with this mid sized budgets. We not gonna sit here and say that it was the lack of critique that produced madame web. Like how many times have people gone in on Sony? And they don’t seem to be getting any better. So who is this dog and pony show for?

    • @MrRjsnowden
      @MrRjsnowden 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@birdiewolf3497 I think two things can be true at the same time. It can be both studio control and not providing creators with constructive criticism.

    • @needlessmoose8055
      @needlessmoose8055 9 месяцев назад

      this whole comment section is constructive criticism of a RUclips creator but you think the problem is creators not receiving constructive criticism?? Film, RUclips, whatever, artists/creators face far FAR more criticism now than literally any other time.

    • @birdiewolf3497
      @birdiewolf3497 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@MrRjsnowden I just don’t see how that is really happening. I mean first off there are tons of reviews of madame web from both professionals and amateurs. Where is this refusal to give creators criticism coming from? Where are you seeing this deficit?
      I personally think if we want to talk about the state of criticism I think it makes more sense to discuss the polarization. You have those that just want to hate the work, and those that swear blind allegiance to work. And everyone hates the people in the middle and no one wants to listen to them. There is also the fact that creatives insulate themselves amongst those that swear their blind allegiance, so they never really need to grow or change. There is just too much access to everyone thoughts and opinions. Anything constructive gets lost in the sea of nonsense. It’s just so funny because I follow this one lady that talks pop culture and pop music and it’s hilarious to see her get dragged for being a stan or a hater for the same artist on a given day. She’ll highlight their strengths and call out their weaknesses and people genuinely struggle to comprehend it and it doesn’t make her popular. So we don’t need more criticism. I think we just need more people to shut the fuck up. I think if we stopped people from trying to fit in and impress their side, it would give space for more balanced voices to thrive. And if the creative couldn’t rely on their cult to make them feel better about their work, they might push themselves to do better.

    • @birdiewolf3497
      @birdiewolf3497 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@needlessmoose8055 Exactly! Like I’m looking around like is there somehow a lack of criticism being launched at Madame Web? I’m very confused. It would be one thing if you couldn’t find many reviews on this film and Chris came in with this. But the facts most of the folks in the comments already knew the movie was bad or assumed the movie was bad, and wanted the man to come out and participate in this ritualistic dunking on the film. And he didn’t see the point in that, especially if he didn’t really have any particular insights about the film to share with the class.

  • @BackInBlack123
    @BackInBlack123 3 месяца назад +8

    To his point, no one should criticize anything at all because someone made that thing and put effort towards making it. As an example say you hated the food in restaurant, so you or food critic won’t criticize it because someone put efforts to make it. How idiotic the logic is?

  • @YasdanySuarez
    @YasdanySuarez 9 месяцев назад +314

    This is the Dragonball Evolution of Spiderman movies and you can't criticize it...

    • @danielz-v4083
      @danielz-v4083 9 месяцев назад +11

      Years ago Chris posted a video saying he wanted to change the “vibe” or style of his channel. I remember he said something akin to negative reviews slowly affecting his love to movies or something like it and that he felt it would be better to focus on good and positive reviews. Not ignoring that bad movies exist, but acknowledging that it’s way more important to give proper attention and feedback to good ones rather than Millions of views in shit talking a movie and be negative about it, giving it more attention.
      I like this personality, imo we should be more like that. Like, Madame Web and Morbius shouldn’t have been NEARLY talked as much as they did. Not to mention the amount of RUclipsrs getting on the that view train is insane.

    • @jacksonorlady1367
      @jacksonorlady1367 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@danielz-v4083 no one read all these weird cope. not even me

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@jacksonorlady1367 Noticed this guy is defending Chris on every video that criticizes him with that same copy paste.

    • @jacksonorlady1367
      @jacksonorlady1367 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Trazynn Cant read eh? So you just make it up. Must've been a lot of words to call like 5 comments "every video". Used to say positive things till I realized these werent actually movie critique. Glad Im less associated with his dullard base now.

    • @danielz-v4083
      @danielz-v4083 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Trazynn I wrote a few different comments on the same one video. Why you gotta lie to try to diminish someone? Weird thing to do

  • @Pink.andahalf
    @Pink.andahalf 9 месяцев назад +576

    Bro literally said he's incapable of criticizing a movie. Impressive, since I always assumed that was his job.

    • @Heywoodjablome1964
      @Heywoodjablome1964 9 месяцев назад +54

      He sold out and abandoned his audience a long time ago.

    • @clarissagafoor5222
      @clarissagafoor5222 9 месяцев назад

      ​@Heywoodjablome1964 yet here you are!😂😅

    • @xxxxxx7469
      @xxxxxx7469 9 месяцев назад +10

      When did he say that? Can you find the timestamp?

    • @kbeck8167
      @kbeck8167 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Heywoodjablome1964 true...

    • @johnshepard8556
      @johnshepard8556 9 месяцев назад

      How do these idiots have millions of subscribers

  • @holyarchangelmichael
    @holyarchangelmichael 9 месяцев назад +215

    Madame Web is a terrible movie. Let's just make that clear. I don't think acknowledging that is the same thing as bashing the director. The writers are primarily to blame here. Sony also deserves plenty of blame for hiring writers who have a track record of terrible scripts to write this movie.

    • @RawbeardX
      @RawbeardX 9 месяцев назад +11

      we live in a world where neither the director, nor the writer, nor any involved actor have any influence on the quality of a Sony movie. it is ok to rip into these. that is why the people involved start doing it right during the marketing phase. it is just garbage and not because of what the people making it did, or could have done. it was always going to be a piece of shit, even if directed by the best, starring the biggest legends, written by God Himself. Sony will Sony.

    • @bigdreams5554
      @bigdreams5554 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yes that's what's wrong with society... Too chicken to give/receive the tough love feedback when it's needed. This movie is objectively bad. Not subjective. If these directors, actors, studios are professional, then they can take the bitter truth, and a bad review. Movie is bad. Nothing personal. Tired of clickbait YT videos and unnecessary drama. It's not deep.. this movie is bad

    • @the7percentsolution
      @the7percentsolution 9 месяцев назад +1

      They need to scrap Kraven like what happened to that Batwoman movie and just sell the film rights for Spider-Man back to Marvel. Too many people think these crappy Sony Marvel movies (excluding Spider-verse) are part of the MCU.

    • @TheSaladin777
      @TheSaladin777 9 месяцев назад +7

      The writers are not to blame they wrote exactly what the studios and producers asked for, you always need to remember this. Think of it in terms of “bad” books. The writers aren’t bad, they’re just writing to the lowest common denominator e.g marvel / Sony fans

    • @amirparsi4165
      @amirparsi4165 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@TheSaladin777I'm sorry man but the writers have really dropped the ball here, when the movie lacks a coherent story or even an interesting dialog, writers are to blame.

  • @James-Alai
    @James-Alai 5 месяцев назад +14

    It's his pretentiousness that really made me stop enjoying his content. Dude made a low budget movie and thinks he's a big shot. He's a RUclipsr that made a movie and not the other way around

  • @caseythreephoto
    @caseythreephoto 9 месяцев назад +131

    I remember reading an article in Premiere Magazine back in 1997. It was an article about the making of Good Will Hunting. Miramax was executive producing and Gus Van Sant was hired to direct. Harvey Weinstein brought on Lawrence Bender (Quentin Tarantino's producing partner) to basically keep Van Sant under surveillance and prevent him from doing whatever he wanted. I guess things were getting so bad with Lawrence that Van Sant finally confronted him and said directly to his face "You don't have a creative bone in your body and I just want to punch you!". I guess Bender backed off, and the film went on to become a critical success and win 2 Academy awards.
    This pops into my brain whenever I hear something like this - about studio Executives who feel like they need to micro-manage and interfere with every creative decision. We need more Gus Van Sants.

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 9 месяцев назад +2

      Speaking of Gus Van Sant, what has he been doing lately? Last time he made a movie was 2018 with Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara that gain a critical success, I wonder where is he now

    • @caseythreephoto
      @caseythreephoto 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@800Ms-k6n excellent question! He's currently co-directing and executive producing a television anthology for FX called Feud: Capote vs. The Swans, created by Ryan Murphy and starring Naomi Watts, Demi Moore and Chloe Sevigny. It's not by any means a theatrical movie, but it's work nonetheless. Hope he makes a return to making proper films one day, but when you've been in the game for more than 30 years, a bit of a break is always welcome. Have a nice day!

    • @JasonDuaineHahn
      @JasonDuaineHahn 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yup, pretty much trying to justify their jobs. Unfortunately, happens everywhere with management.

    • @YUJIZ-q7p
      @YUJIZ-q7p 9 месяцев назад

      LL

    • @Leprutz
      @Leprutz 9 месяцев назад

      The only solution I see is: Studios should shut the fuck up and just give us creative people their money. Full stop.

  • @lauraschachte4162
    @lauraschachte4162 9 месяцев назад +360

    Just a thought. If we are supposed to see and pay for movies that are good, doesn’t that mean we need honest critiques about both good AND bad movies, so we know which ones to see and which to avoid? I don’t see a negative review as a bad thing. It’s necessary thing to make sure the future has more good ones.

    • @phantomspider8083
      @phantomspider8083 9 месяцев назад +12

      He doesn’t think negative reviews are a bad thing, but since he is now a filmmaker he’s not going to partake in negative reviews.

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 9 месяцев назад +42

      @@phantomspider8083 then he shouldn't be a critic

    • @charlie172011
      @charlie172011 9 месяцев назад

      @@rustyshackleford6035 He is a youtuber. It's his channel. He can make whatever content he wants with it.

    • @themoviereviewernextdoor5327
      @themoviereviewernextdoor5327 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@rustyshackleford6035 exactly, a critic critiques films and doesn't kiss ass

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@phantomspider8083 yup a typical ass kisser. Instead of being honorable and fair... this dude is WEAK

  • @wishmakr
    @wishmakr 9 месяцев назад +683

    So, my take away from this is, if this was a good movie, he would be praising it, but because he is making excuses to stay away from saying its bad, then he must have thought it was really bad. I wonder if when he gets a bad meal at a restaurant he says, "Well, my steak was poorly cooked, and the waitress was very unattentive, but they worked really hard, so i forgive them. "

    • @eldritchmorgasm4018
      @eldritchmorgasm4018 9 месяцев назад +43

      Yeah, he talked a lot, without saying much.
      What he said isn't wrong, probably, but talking about a movie, without talking about a movie, and the video's title is he has to talk about this (without talking about it), is kind of a joke, right?
      I heard elswhere this "review" would be interesting, that's the only reason I came back here.
      They didn't lie, and I even did learn something. How NOT to talk about something.
      To be fair, this could be just the beginning, but after that a "real" review should follow.
      Otherwise it's a big nothing-burger...

    • @piotrjeske4599
      @piotrjeske4599 9 месяцев назад +5

      And if it is bad it is really the blame of the chains board of directors, who are evil .

    • @hlatsir3155
      @hlatsir3155 9 месяцев назад +6

      Thank you, we only want to hear about the movie not how politics affected affected how the movie was made!!!!

    • @hlatsir3155
      @hlatsir3155 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@eldritchmorgasm4018 Facts he is a politician now.

    • @todesque
      @todesque 9 месяцев назад +10

      @wishmakr Brilliant analogy! This channel used to be a must-watch for me. Now Stuckmann is just some guy I used to know.

  • @lofipiggy7718
    @lofipiggy7718 8 месяцев назад +117

    The king of beating around the brush.

  • @nnewdle
    @nnewdle 9 месяцев назад +585

    From the outside looking in, I think Chris won't "trash" a bad film in hopes that IF his film is bad, he'd be given some grace.

    • @ModerateLeftist89
      @ModerateLeftist89 9 месяцев назад +66

      That’s what I think it really is. For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you.

    • @michiel1162
      @michiel1162 9 месяцев назад +9

      yeah i thought the same

    • @nnewdle
      @nnewdle 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@ModerateLeftist89 my metaphor is, if you're a restaurant owner and you go and eat at someone else's restaurant and the food is bad, then it shouldn't be recommended, doesn't matter how hard the cooks work in the back. We don't eat food thinking how hard someone worked on it, we can only see and judge what's in front of us. Doesn't make you negative, a hater, or bitter if you dislike something.

    • @ModerateLeftist89
      @ModerateLeftist89 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@nnewdle I agree there is a respectful way to criticize

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 9 месяцев назад +7

      This what I think as well tbh

  • @austinmcclellan9890
    @austinmcclellan9890 9 месяцев назад +586

    “Pay for movies that are good” well that’s kind of what we rely on you for Chris, to tell us if a movie is worth seeing or not.

    • @isaacvandervelde3876
      @isaacvandervelde3876 9 месяцев назад +48

      If the movie was good he would have said it. He never once recommended this movie and basically said dont waste your money. Any other movie that chris gives praise to is one worth considering if its worth your time and money. He never praised this film

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 9 месяцев назад +17

      There's a ton of great critics on YT. Like MauLer and Chris Gore from Film Threat.

    • @JasonSteel-hk2tx
      @JasonSteel-hk2tx 9 месяцев назад +48

      Which is exactly why his argument is bullshit. He spends the entire video saying, “Pay for movies that are good, show these studios to put more effort in.”
      But then refuses to critique this movie in any shape or form. Which is literally how people know WHEN TO NOT SEE A MOVIE. He’s just contradicting himself.
      God ever since he started making movies he’s gotten too soft and afraid. Sad really.

    • @NathanDrakeTheGreat
      @NathanDrakeTheGreat 9 месяцев назад +35

      Jeremy Jahns is way more reliable. Fun fact: he hasn't given a positive review to a single movie released this year so far. Quite telling of the industry right now.

    • @antonphd
      @antonphd 9 месяцев назад +9

      If someone says they are only going to talk about movies they like, then if they don't talk about a movie that means that they didn't like the movie.
      And you already knew that, so, what are you complaining about?

  • @INRamos13
    @INRamos13 9 месяцев назад +735

    This is the participation trophy of movie reviews.

    • @proudsaiyanprince2651
      @proudsaiyanprince2651 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@TimmyJay-uk6nrweak. 😆

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@TimmyJay-uk6nr That is a passive argument. You either control the narrative or it will control you.

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 9 месяцев назад

      is his film will turn out to be a disaster the people will be extra pissed because he "was" a movie reviewer. @@TimmyJay-uk6nr

    • @melodic_ez0657
      @melodic_ez0657 9 месяцев назад +5

      0:25 literally one of the first thing he says it's that the video is NOT a movie review

    • @nal101
      @nal101 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@TimmyJay-uk6nrWhat a thin-skinned individual then.

  • @burtbiggum499
    @burtbiggum499 8 месяцев назад +106

    He just sounds like hes afraid of people criticizing his movie

    • @DMRCapitalHill
      @DMRCapitalHill 7 месяцев назад +6

      That fear your talking about comes from his JW past.

    • @DeeWunnHybrid
      @DeeWunnHybrid 3 месяца назад

      Scared money don’t make money tho lol he needs to know that

  • @CloudMountainJuror
    @CloudMountainJuror 9 месяцев назад +105

    Not saying how bad it is actually speaks volumes to how bad it is, more than saying how bad it is would actually express. It’s like a horror movie monster obscured in shadow - the less detail you see, the more work your imagination does, and the more horrific it feels.

  • @billydent2
    @billydent2 9 месяцев назад +1372

    He is not a Film Critic . He is a Film Praiser. Every Film gets a Participation Trophy.

    • @jgjcreations7393
      @jgjcreations7393 9 месяцев назад +19

      😂😂😂

    • @gentlerat
      @gentlerat 9 месяцев назад +49

      At what point does he praise this movie?

    • @rift0tripper
      @rift0tripper 9 месяцев назад +17

      You sound like a hurt fan

    • @zanderkahres8112
      @zanderkahres8112 9 месяцев назад +38

      @@gentlerathe praises film makers of the film for doing what they do rather than tearing them down. Film praiser

    • @davidmun1601
      @davidmun1601 9 месяцев назад +9

      When does Chris praise this movie?

  • @RevanJJ
    @RevanJJ 9 месяцев назад +567

    This video should be archived as the definition of what access journalism does to someone.

    • @my-king
      @my-king 9 месяцев назад +40

      So true.

    • @SteveHylton1969
      @SteveHylton1969 9 месяцев назад +24

      Perfectly said

    • @joebilly3719
      @joebilly3719 9 месяцев назад +25

      He can, but he already explained why he instead would focus on positive things. The internet has become a sess pool of exaggerated criticism and negativity, there are full channels almost fully dedicated to that, the critical drinker style, and they do that because they know drama and polemic draws a lot of attention, it generates clicks. Put a "it is trash", "killing our childhood heroes, "woke garbage" in cap and yellow in your thumb and get a tons of clicks. Instead of this, Chris decided to focus more on the possitive aspects and the things he really loves, and to help smaller or less well known movies and creators. And Chris know that, due to that, due to not appealing to our natural drive for drama and polemic, he would loose clicks and money, and yet decided to do it anyway because he rather do what he loves. He stills does criticism, this entire video is pointing problems in the industry, but he did so without curse and buzz words, without making a fuzz about it.
      If, after knowing all this, you still rather watch exaggerated content made to feed of polemic, rather than nuansed and calm discussion, go watch things like critical drinker and get out of here.

    • @brandongers
      @brandongers 9 месяцев назад +6

      @RevanJJ Explain? What you said doesn’t make sense.
      I see no one actually knows what access journalism is. Shocking…

    • @gamer-px5cu
      @gamer-px5cu 9 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@joebilly3719You live in the world of delusion.

  • @Glitcher2000
    @Glitcher2000 5 месяцев назад +18

    This is the most 'nothing' commentary I've seen on a movie. You've become an apologist for screenwriters and directors the world over, demonizing studio execs and refusing to acknowledge creative shortcomings wherever they're prevalent.

  • @junkyard014
    @junkyard014 9 месяцев назад +221

    This just had me thinking about my favorite movie Se7en. The studio had more uplifting ending for that movie initially but sent David Fincher the wrong script which contained the shocking ending we ultimately got. When the studios refused to go for it, Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman (along with Fincher) stepped in and said they go with the dark ending or they won’t do the movie at all.
    We got a memorable ending because the cast and crew fought for it.

    • @kipsmithers8816
      @kipsmithers8816 9 месяцев назад +3

      I had no idea. I am enlightened 🫶

    • @jameswilliams-zr8co
      @jameswilliams-zr8co 9 месяцев назад +6

      thats why studios are so clueless and need to stop interfereing with director's visions, i mean alien 3 was horrible too

    • @chaelwright8450
      @chaelwright8450 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jameswilliams-zr8cothe assembly cut of Alien 3 is quite good and you can see Fincher's talent. Fox and the producers didn't know what they wanted. One of the scripts had Ripley landing on a planet made of wood inhabited by space monks. They were sometimes giving him script pages on the day of the shoot.

    • @jesseowenvillamor6348
      @jesseowenvillamor6348 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@chaelwright8450if Newt still died in that version, it is still disappointing

    • @GeahkBurchill
      @GeahkBurchill 9 месяцев назад +5

      Let’s also remember that _Snakes on a Plane_ was the *working* title, but when the filmmakers began to consider changing the title, Sam Jackson told them he would _walk off the project_ unless they kept the title.
      History was made and we received that immaculate film with that _perfect_ title.

  • @benchick12
    @benchick12 9 месяцев назад +1123

    “I cooked eggs once, so now I can’t tell you if a restaurant is any good” - Food Critic

    • @ton.hoz09
      @ton.hoz09 9 месяцев назад +18

      Lmaoo

    • @chriskrahn
      @chriskrahn 9 месяцев назад +95

      Hes scarred cause his own movie might suck

    • @RealKingGore
      @RealKingGore 9 месяцев назад +18

      precisely..

    • @thisshouldbeentertaining3386
      @thisshouldbeentertaining3386 9 месяцев назад +31

      Kind of. He's saying because he has now made a very small budget movie. He now knows all the difficulties of making a movie. So he doesn't want to be critical of movie's anymore. 🤦 That's the whole thing about being a movie critic/reviewer. If you don't want to be critical of a movie even when it warrants criticism. Than maybe you shouldn't be reviewing them at all.

    • @thisshouldbeentertaining3386
      @thisshouldbeentertaining3386 9 месяцев назад +18

      Going off of Chris's logic where you shouldn't be critical. Then how would let's say a highschool baseball coach , Coach and help any of his players improve. Coach couldn't tell any of the players the things they are doing wrong or how to improve upon what they are doing. All because he knows how hard it was to play baseball and because he wants to only be positive and not hurt any feelings.

  • @PoopdeckPatty
    @PoopdeckPatty 8 месяцев назад +12

    criticism isn’t a bad thing in itself. Refusing to criticize anything constructively is flat out wrong. You’re literally a movie CRITIC, so either critique or don’t.

  • @marmagd1
    @marmagd1 9 месяцев назад +252

    "How do I earn money by being a coward"
    a lesson by Chris Stuckmann

    • @jwroot
      @jwroot 9 месяцев назад +21

      I can see the fear in his eyes.

    • @seaofflowers.
      @seaofflowers. 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jwroot he genuinely looks like he hasn't slept for 4 days & sobbed right before this video

  • @scopedad
    @scopedad 9 месяцев назад +241

    Chris has reduced himself to being a living breathing link to Jeremy Jahns channel lol

    • @scopedad
      @scopedad 9 месяцев назад +45

      @@TimmyJay-uk6nr not at all quite the contrary. his movie reviews are superior

    • @Sensorium19
      @Sensorium19 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@TimmyJay-uk6nr If "Karma" was a euphemism for for industry softball and quid pro quo, then yes.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@TimmyJay-uk6nr Ah yes, Chris Stuckmann, the White Knight.

    • @lonerebeI
      @lonerebeI 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@nhagan001 Lmao the white knight

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@TimmyJay-uk6nr unironically - the more you avoid something, the more likely you are to get it.
      Not to mention Meet Doug Walker. He is the guy that is made fun of a lot of time: From the way how his youtube personality is like, from crappy business practices and responce that his company gave, to those practices (in fact for the last one he is still not forgiven and actually, this is one of the reasons, why a lot of people wouldn't like to be associated with him) and of course for his reviews themselves (not to mention movies, but that's a wormhole for another time).
      Guess what he does? Laughs along, because as he himself said "Wouldn't that be hypocritical, if I were offended, by "Oh those people make fun of my art", when my entire career launched, because of me making fun of others art".

  • @BreadMane
    @BreadMane 9 месяцев назад +285

    A movie critic who refuses to critique a movie.
    Chris needs use his sponsers like "Better Help"

    • @aviergaz1199
      @aviergaz1199 9 месяцев назад +12

      That the point.,
      He's no longer a movie critic since he started to be a movie maker himself.

    • @naz6james570
      @naz6james570 9 месяцев назад +4

      On his defense, he did stated on 0:25

    • @BreadMane
      @BreadMane 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@aviergaz1199 when i subbed to this channel was because of movie reviews. Bait and switch? Its like going to McDonald's to get a BigMac, but they serve you vegan pizza instead

    • @aviergaz1199
      @aviergaz1199 9 месяцев назад +1

      @BreadMane
      He talked about this change in he's channel. Who ever is disappointed about this, should have go to somewhere else.

    • @dpguarnero
      @dpguarnero 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@aviergaz1199 Will do thanks

  • @peteypaul7877
    @peteypaul7877 8 месяцев назад +23

    Wow you sold out. Too scared to criticize a film? The actors sucked the writing sucked and the overall directing was bad. Definitely gonna lose more subscribers for chasing the money.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 8 месяцев назад +3

      He has already lost more than 10k subscribers over this.

    • @peteypaul7877
      @peteypaul7877 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@everythingisawesome2903 ooo wow damn yeah I just unsubscribed. He's literally doing what every woke person in Hollywood does. Sells himself to get recognition/fame/ money/ opportunity

  • @OMAHA16
    @OMAHA16 9 месяцев назад +621

    "You're not a chef, so you can't criticize the meal you paid money for"

    • @Miloproductions1
      @Miloproductions1 9 месяцев назад

      Ur missing the point jackass. It’s like if a talented semi famouschef got hired/signed a deal to make recipes and signature dishes, for say, a commercial chain restaurant, and the chef then proceeds to showcase all these well crafted signature dishes, and the CEOs, people who have no idea about food, and just money say, ya know what, we don’t like that. Please do something more like this, and use these ingredients instead, and this and that, etc.

    • @TibiConstantine
      @TibiConstantine 9 месяцев назад +36

      What do you mean H2S04 is bad for your skin? You are not a chemist.

    • @kato093
      @kato093 9 месяцев назад +25

      I'm not a mechanic or a pilot, I can't criticize the Asian woman that just bumped 5 cars and a light pole while parking in an empty car park.

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 9 месяцев назад

      I feel like eating food, and watching a movie aren't quite the same thing...

    • @kato093
      @kato093 9 месяцев назад

      @@PetProjects2011 that is the same thing 😂
      It's all about taste and opinion. You can have a critic eating some random disgusting trash and saying it's good because its unique and has a particular taste because some chef made it and they are just pretentious.
      There's chefs that don't critique others foods because it wouldn't be fair.
      There's critics that just judge things on what they like and enjoy, without looking at the dumb presentation and difficulty to make the food, giving a nice fried chicken a better score than some escargot with sauce from baby albino goat and hand picked berries from the mountaintops of Mt everest during a blood moon on the date 6/6/66.
      And then there's normal people that eat normal stuff and know what they enjoy and is what makes the 99.99% of the profits of restaurants.
      Then there's madame web, a piece of 2$ raw meat, served while the feminist banshees "sing" to you by screaming like crazy people, while plopping red paint from their vaginas (yes. The feminist banshees that scream like crazy people is real. Yes, the feminist "artists" that make "art" by putting paint in their vaginas and then letting it plop on the ground on top of a canvas, is real as well).