Madame Web - Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @JeremyJahns
    @JeremyJahns  9 месяцев назад +359

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    • @matodion
      @matodion 9 месяцев назад +3

      I bet you love The Marvels now uh?

    • @ace0135
      @ace0135 9 месяцев назад +3

      Man was channeling his inner Jim Carrey with that “Hot Garbage” delivery

    • @ZafoolTV
      @ZafoolTV 9 месяцев назад

      Tahar Rahim started in one of the best french movie, "A Prophet" (Un Prophète in french). Watch it and I garantuee you'll want to review it

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 9 месяцев назад +1

      No mention of multiverse? Hard to believe.

    • @captainanopheles4307
      @captainanopheles4307 9 месяцев назад

      Fuck me, a minute of insincere promo in an 8 minute video. You don't need all the money.

  • @evanniseventy702
    @evanniseventy702 9 месяцев назад +8782

    Is it weird I look more forward to a review of Madam Web than the actual movie itself?

    • @brendangibson926
      @brendangibson926 9 месяцев назад +238

      Not at all I think most of us feel that way. It's intriguing to know what people are gonna say about this movie

    • @autolosss
      @autolosss 9 месяцев назад +151

      Not at all. Sony made some of the blandest marketing for this film which is saying a lot for them.

    • @brendangibson926
      @brendangibson926 9 месяцев назад +76

      @autolosss8520 yeah the marketing was awful. The only reason anyone is going to see this movie is for Sydney sweeney or dakota Johnson

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 9 месяцев назад +88

      And then the pitch meeting

    • @petethehawk5186
      @petethehawk5186 9 месяцев назад +46

      Exactly who was actually looking forward to this crap?

  • @800Ms-k6n
    @800Ms-k6n 9 месяцев назад +3312

    You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web 😂

    • @artfire28
      @artfire28 9 месяцев назад +213

      They keep rewarding failures instead of unlearning from it. If they work at ROK or JPN, this won't be tolerated.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 9 месяцев назад +49

      I hope this becomes a big meme like morbius

    • @hipsterelephant2660
      @hipsterelephant2660 9 месяцев назад +53

      I hope not i hope it just becomes forgotten

    • @neoluthuli3254
      @neoluthuli3254 9 месяцев назад +21

      ​@artfire28 Been saying the same thing why th f will I hire someone who failed 😢

    • @MeesdeFilmliefhebber
      @MeesdeFilmliefhebber 9 месяцев назад +64

      The motivation is so obvious yet so baffling. Matt and Burk write shitty scripts, but are cheap to hire, therefore Sony lets them write pretty much any movie in whatever the fuck this universe is supposed to be, without any ambition other than profit and embracing the fact that these movies are made fun of rather than appreciated. It is just sad and pathetic.

  • @codybischoff1010
    @codybischoff1010 9 месяцев назад +2671

    I felt that “Hot garbage” quote deep in my soul

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 9 месяцев назад +41

      It gave me life

    • @ardent835
      @ardent835 9 месяцев назад +31

      I hope the suits at Sony also feel it deep in their soul then we won't get movies like this. I mean seriously the writers of Morbius getting their hands on another project, what were they thinking 😂.

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 9 месяцев назад +29

      That needs to be clipped and made a meme

    • @joe74509migo
      @joe74509migo 9 месяцев назад +48

      strong Jim Carey vibe on that quote

    • @trueLuminus
      @trueLuminus 9 месяцев назад +17

      Honestly, the "dogshit" quote was quite exquisite.

  • @aungthuhein007
    @aungthuhein007 9 месяцев назад +335

    Chris Stuckmann: I don't wanna talk about it.
    Jeremy: Dogshit!

    • @DevilFan669
      @DevilFan669 5 месяцев назад +2

      lol 😂 facts!!! Bro 😎

  • @moondawwg
    @moondawwg 9 месяцев назад +2467

    5:04 Jeremy: as for the villain...
    * a picture of Jeremy in a tuxedo appears *

    • @Meechkenzo2212
      @Meechkenzo2212 9 месяцев назад +186

      Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that 😭

    • @mightywizard7475
      @mightywizard7475 9 месяцев назад +196

      How did Jeremy not realize that he's in the movie?

    • @heeeeeresrossy
      @heeeeeresrossy 9 месяцев назад +92

      Was really hoping he would comment on the obvious likeness 🤣😂

    • @Peeps7468
      @Peeps7468 9 месяцев назад +72

      I thought Jeremy was joking and inserted a picture of himself 😂

    • @ammolator
      @ammolator 9 месяцев назад +13

      lmaoooo

  • @Thunderlips-60602
    @Thunderlips-60602 9 месяцев назад +951

    I loved that scene when the villain was like: “How did you know?” and Madame Web responded with: “I checked it on the web”. I had tears in my eyes…

    • @docsays
      @docsays 9 месяцев назад +17

      😆

    • @michaelohearn6616
      @michaelohearn6616 9 месяцев назад +53

      Did that actually happen? My God, that's awful.

    • @SaviorMachine84
      @SaviorMachine84 9 месяцев назад +150

      I'm assuming this is a joke but at the same time, I'm not entirely sure...

    • @daddybonzi7545
      @daddybonzi7545 9 месяцев назад +54

      Surf the Web, Surf the Web!

    • @maxiguidetti7228
      @maxiguidetti7228 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@michaelohearn6616 I expect this is the baseline for the quality of this movie's writing

  • @RonellEvans
    @RonellEvans 9 месяцев назад +1395

    *Jeremys thumbnails always tells you everything you need to know. The actual review is just icing on the cake*

    • @RoyMust4ng
      @RoyMust4ng 9 месяцев назад +37

      I think it was SW Episode IX he put a really happy thumbnail and started the video apologizing for the troll image xD

    • @thefullmetaltitan9732
      @thefullmetaltitan9732 9 месяцев назад +24

      Except for his Rise of Skywalker review. He tricked us with that one.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@RoyMust4ng That was so funny

    • @RoyMust4ng
      @RoyMust4ng 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@LuisSierra42 I remember being so confused about seeing the thumb before watching the movie hahaha

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@thefullmetaltitan9732 your profile picture is pretty epic

  • @fightrudyfight5799
    @fightrudyfight5799 9 месяцев назад +242

    Gotta love Jeremy’s honest reviews not like Chris Stuckman’s biased reviews as of him becoming a film producer..

    • @Halauris
      @Halauris 9 месяцев назад +41

      Yeah I had to unsub from him.

    • @lsimon343
      @lsimon343 9 месяцев назад +37

      Oh my God you are so right I’m getting really tired of stuck in in his butt kissing ways. He used to be more honest about his reviews and now he’s just trying not to get canceled when you stop doing what people started watching you for that’s when you really get canceled from within, I unsubbedfrom him too

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 9 месяцев назад +46

      Chris "Please, accept me Hollywood elite" Stuckmann.
      But seriously, the fact he doesn't want to criticise bad movies means he doesn't have any confidence on his own movie, either so he's thinking if his movie turns out to be bad, Hollywood will give him some grace.

    • @jonascastejon5888
      @jonascastejon5888 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@everythingisawesome2903his whole "I don't want to 'bash' directors and artists" felt hypocritical, he doesn't do it out selfless but rather selfish reasons because he has a vested interest in apparently making it "big" in Hollywood so he doesn't want to "burn bridges" 🤡
      All he did was to come across as pathetic apologist for bad filmmaking just to ingratiate himself to people who will never give a crap about him or even know of his existence at all.
      Like Nerdrotic said, he has no chance of ever rubbing elbows with Hollywood's elite, no matter what.

    • @travissecrist4693
      @travissecrist4693 9 месяцев назад +38

      I unsubscribed him as well. Pretty much as soon as he said he wouldn’t give bad reviews anymore I was done. That’s not being a good critic then and I don’t respect that. If you want to make your film fine but don’t use it as an excuse to clearly try and gain favor for yourself. It was incredibly fake on his part and I was done. Chris is a good guy but he’s not a critic anymore.

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 9 месяцев назад +1392

    That 'hot garbage' line had so much Jim Carrey energy behind it.

  • @dday906
    @dday906 9 месяцев назад +625

    It's times like this where I feel bad for Jeremy, yet thankful for him being willing to sit through these kind of movies.

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 9 месяцев назад

      At the very least, click on that NordVPN link. That'll help him continue to get sponsors when they see engagement so he's getting some money from having to sit through this trash heap of a film.

    • @Kb-xq2ry
      @Kb-xq2ry 9 месяцев назад +8

      You go to work every day probably doing something you hate but feel sorry for the guy who makes triple what you make who watches movies for a living

    • @dday906
      @dday906 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@Kb-xq2ry bold of you to assume I'm doing something that I hate for a living. 😂

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 9 месяцев назад

      @@Kb-xq2ryare you stupid or do you just have no ability to regulate your emotions?

    • @BeastBQ
      @BeastBQ 9 месяцев назад

      @@Kb-xq2ry shhhh sad human, back to your hole

  • @purdueswash
    @purdueswash 9 месяцев назад +499

    I'll never forget when I saw this movie. I was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.

  • @LilMoco
    @LilMoco 9 месяцев назад +208

    Jeremy was shot in the movie and didn’t even mention being apart of this film. The definition of humble 🙏

    • @knowgo411
      @knowgo411 9 месяцев назад +9

      Seen another review of this & sore it was Jeremy as the villain!! 😂

    • @michael-4k4000
      @michael-4k4000 9 месяцев назад +13

      Jermey was SHOT? omg is he OK????

  • @monstermash1571
    @monstermash1571 9 месяцев назад +1476

    When even Sydney Sweeny in a tight latex Catsuit can't get me to the theateres, something is seriously wrong.

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 9 месяцев назад +75

      You know you can find all her scenes from Euphoria online right?

    • @Leavekidsalone758
      @Leavekidsalone758 9 месяцев назад +64

      She is not pretty in my opinion. I don’t see it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Sebastian-np7uc
      @Sebastian-np7uc 9 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@Leavekidsalone758 let me guess its her teeth right?

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 9 месяцев назад +121

      @@Leavekidsalone758 You’re crazy.

    • @PsychedelicCubee
      @PsychedelicCubee 9 месяцев назад +178

      @@Leavekidsalone758it’s okay to be gay bruh

  • @chillpenguin7679
    @chillpenguin7679 9 месяцев назад +2336

    I still can't believe they actually had Madame Web say "It's webbin' time!"

    • @armandoarellano9327
      @armandoarellano9327 9 месяцев назад +31

      Nooooooo !!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @1and3ll
      @1and3ll 9 месяцев назад +33

      They did WHAT!?! 😮

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 9 месяцев назад +53

      almost want to watch it to confirm this, but NO

    • @thepraydone6636
      @thepraydone6636 9 месяцев назад +74

      And then she webbed all over the place

    • @MrClassicmetal
      @MrClassicmetal 9 месяцев назад +32

      I had tears in my eyes when she said that.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 9 месяцев назад +240

    Clearly you have the comedic timing and understanding of the craft.

  • @HeartbeatAtTheMovies
    @HeartbeatAtTheMovies 9 месяцев назад +49

    I AM SOOOO Glad you pointed out the miscue on the audio. I popped up in the theater looking around, ensuring I was not the only one seeing this. Spot on as usual.

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 9 месяцев назад +10

      I dunno why his lip sync was so out of sync. It drove me crazy!

    • @HeartbeatAtTheMovies
      @HeartbeatAtTheMovies 9 месяцев назад

      so annoying right!? And Sony wants us to take them seriously? Cant do it!@@roodick85

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 8 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah that was nuts, I'm used to it when I watch dubbed foreign language films but this was supposed to be... well, I don't know. Maybe I'll decide in a few days what I saw.

  • @LovableCutiess
    @LovableCutiess 9 месяцев назад +713

    Fell asleep during Morbius. Looking forward to my nap on this one. Love sleeping in theatters when its cold.

    • @twowords.1041
      @twowords.1041 9 месяцев назад +24

      I slept so amazingly well during Morbius too!!!!!

    • @kookofo
      @kookofo 9 месяцев назад +15

      yo actually though, it’s so comfy. maybe waking up for a minute or two from time to time, bliss

    • @harunotodoroki
      @harunotodoroki 9 месяцев назад +28

      Wow u must be rich to waste money like that

    • @gumball5024
      @gumball5024 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@harunotodorokievery party needs a pooper 🎉🎉🎉

    • @BloodedHero
      @BloodedHero 9 месяцев назад +3

      Lol I'd recommend getting a home there guys..

  • @FalkFlak
    @FalkFlak 9 месяцев назад +463

    When she said
    "Come with me if you want to web" and "hasta la vista, webby" we really felt that nostalgia.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 8 месяцев назад +1

      ...and then she proceeded to Madam Web all over the place!

    • @arnoldgarcia9277
      @arnoldgarcia9277 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ChineduOpara let that corny ass joke die already

  • @chomu_png
    @chomu_png 9 месяцев назад +290

    5:05
    For a single moment I thought that Jeremy was starring in the movie and was trashing on himself. I was immensely confused.

    • @myoman1977
      @myoman1977 9 месяцев назад +20

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Doomchild2XL
      @Doomchild2XL 9 месяцев назад +31

      I laughed pretty hard when the dude basically 80% looked like a dead ringer for Jeremy. 😅

    • @MrKodachii
      @MrKodachii 9 месяцев назад +22

      That side by side had me good. "was he in this? Is he trolling hard?"

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner 9 месяцев назад +10

      I was gonna comment about this! 🤣

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 9 месяцев назад +11

      That's how you know Jeremy has integrity. He's willing to shit on his own performance in hindsight.

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls 9 месяцев назад +34

    Nice to see a reviewer sticking to his principles and not *stuck* in his duality to do critic movie while still be in the good papers of the big studios.

  • @bestboy897
    @bestboy897 9 месяцев назад +326

    This was one of the funniest Jeremy reviews in a while

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 9 месяцев назад +768

    5:18 LOL the Villain looks like a discount Jeremy Jahns.🤣

    • @lc3670
      @lc3670 9 месяцев назад +8

      Was about to say that🤔

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 9 месяцев назад +7

      Jeremy Jahns is already a discount Chris Stuckmann

    • @MariusMooore
      @MariusMooore 9 месяцев назад +3

      While Cris Stuckman is a discount Chris Farley

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@MariusMooore I meant in talent, not appearance

    • @MariusMooore
      @MariusMooore 9 месяцев назад +1

      I meant more of a Matt Foley living in a van down by the river kind of way

  • @cstumpy51
    @cstumpy51 9 месяцев назад +291

    “ They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they *should* ”

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah Night Swim had that same problem 😂

    • @randalazawi2461
      @randalazawi2461 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah you know what they say
      " anyone CAN but that doesn't mean they SHOULD "

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 9 месяцев назад

      The one lesson Hollywood can never seem to learn
      Also, "You read what others had done and you took the next step, you didn't earn the knowledge for yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it."

  • @TechProFury
    @TechProFury 9 месяцев назад +20

    So nice to have an honest reviewer that has great taste in films

    • @johnny.V03
      @johnny.V03 8 месяцев назад

      Unlike Chris Cuckman

  • @Mark-bc1ej
    @Mark-bc1ej 9 месяцев назад +357

    2:35 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey, I dig it 🤣

    • @willthebeast8002
      @willthebeast8002 9 месяцев назад +1

      I peed a little.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 9 месяцев назад +12

      "HOT GAHAHAHARRRRRRRRRBAGE!"

    • @RudiW1510
      @RudiW1510 9 месяцев назад +4

      For a moment I thought he morphed into Carrey, by using an AI filter.

    • @mattrollins7506
      @mattrollins7506 9 месяцев назад +1

      I actually said that out loud when he did that. So good.

  • @AlexAppleby
    @AlexAppleby 9 месяцев назад +277

    I laughed out loud when Jeremy showed the picture of the villain next to his own face. They could be twins!

    • @dnaglitchgaming6565
      @dnaglitchgaming6565 9 месяцев назад +19

      I thought the same shit

    • @RoseBaggins
      @RoseBaggins 9 месяцев назад +9

      Lol, right?? I was wondering if he would mention it!!

    • @dnaglitchgaming6565
      @dnaglitchgaming6565 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@RoseBaggins I thought he would at least cracked a joke about it too, like come on it’s your twin bro!

  • @deet917
    @deet917 9 месяцев назад +160

    Please do a spoiler talk on this. Maybe there's a spoiler that will make this worth watching on matinee? Thanks for staying with us all these years Jeremy

    • @oompie815
      @oompie815 9 месяцев назад +9

      Don't waste your hard earned money on this.

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 9 месяцев назад +3

      You only have so many hours in a day. Do not waste any of them on this trash

    • @BlueCheeseLucci
      @BlueCheeseLucci 9 месяцев назад

      Just wait for it to streaming if you really want to watch it

    • @gaydonaldtrump
      @gaydonaldtrump 9 месяцев назад

      People love hating on something. Thats why velma, the marvels, etc reviews are getting so much views.

    • @A_YouTube_Commenter
      @A_YouTube_Commenter 9 месяцев назад

      I fell asleep watching Morbius. I recommend it for the rest.

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 9 месяцев назад +50

    Came back after watching Stuckmann's non-review. Years ago I bet my money on u and u didn't disappoint. A "mainstream" movie critic who's secretly on our side lol.

  • @Blondie472
    @Blondie472 9 месяцев назад +296

    Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!😂

  • @Boncomics
    @Boncomics 9 месяцев назад +93

    2:38 LOL Was that a Jim Carrey impression? NAILED IT.

  • @вяитмии
    @вяитмии 9 месяцев назад +60

    I like how you essentially give us your verdict in the thumbnail but we still come in and watch

  • @vm1510
    @vm1510 9 месяцев назад +16

    U know the movie sucks when the actor that plays the main villain gives a bad review and uploads it to youtube

  • @rileymachelle4088
    @rileymachelle4088 9 месяцев назад +203

    7:57 YES. Please, Jeremy, I need a more of this review in my life

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 9 месяцев назад +230

    2:26 Jeremy pulling out the Jim Carrey impersonation with this one.

    • @Rywar309
      @Rywar309 9 месяцев назад +12

      I watched Liar Liar last night with my dad and immediately thought the same!

    • @tusharg8452
      @tusharg8452 9 месяцев назад +9

      Re-he-he-heally...

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 9 месяцев назад

      @@Rywar309 I have yet to see that movie.

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 9 месяцев назад +1

      I thought he nailed it

    • @00ammy00
      @00ammy00 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@bighand1530 Hilarious movie

  • @SlimRhyno
    @SlimRhyno 9 месяцев назад +77

    1:46 "Damaged Optimist" actually made me chuckle out loud, and my answer to almost every good movie question is The Princess Bride 😅

  • @justicehill6556
    @justicehill6556 9 месяцев назад +26

    I loved your performance as Ezekiel Sims. Bright future ahead!

  • @Gr33nazzan
    @Gr33nazzan 9 месяцев назад +257

    Congratulations on your acting debute 🎉🎉

  • @ChrisBrogan
    @ChrisBrogan 9 месяцев назад +80

    The "garbage" line was the best. I have to admit: I was secretly hoping you'd just say "no" and shut off the recorder. I do like that you explain out what you wish they'd have done with this.
    I'm like 3 million years old and when I was 5, I started in on comics. I've been a huge comics fan forever. When 2008 Iron Man came out, I lost my mind with excitement. I've missed the last maybe 5-6 comic movies on purpose, maybe 10. I think I stopped around 2nd Shazam. (Deadpool 3, though).

  • @SkullRabbit13
    @SkullRabbit13 9 месяцев назад +50

    i can honestly say i don't remember seeing any ads for this.... maybe now i know why.

  • @micahdewitt5110
    @micahdewitt5110 7 месяцев назад +6

    That “hot garbage” quote deserves an Oscar in itself.

  • @CleanCT-
    @CleanCT- 9 месяцев назад +210

    Gotta say that was a hella smooth way into the ad

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 9 месяцев назад +7

      He went to the Brett Cooper school of ad segue

    • @zacharyneely
      @zacharyneely 9 месяцев назад

      Lame

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 9 месяцев назад +1

      Ad what Ad
      I don't know what you're referring to

  • @jonathanmartin3767
    @jonathanmartin3767 9 месяцев назад +50

    I work at a local theater in a small city of 27,000 people. Opening night, 16 people at the first screening, 0, yes, zero at the second. Theater hold 112 people.

    • @verskarton
      @verskarton 9 месяцев назад +3

      I feel bad for your local theater.

    • @boom-wu9ux
      @boom-wu9ux 9 месяцев назад +3

      Damn it was that bad?😂

  • @mrgrinch13
    @mrgrinch13 9 месяцев назад +87

    I felt like they hired Sweeney to get all the guys who've seen her, um, au natural, into the theaters and for little more.

    • @erikfinkel2717
      @erikfinkel2717 9 месяцев назад

      Never heard of her

    • @Eleven984
      @Eleven984 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@erikfinkel2717she is from euphoria a sexy actress.

    • @erikfinkel2717
      @erikfinkel2717 9 месяцев назад

      Never heard of euphoria (Yes, I know it's a word and what it means) @@Eleven984

    • @socialyawkwardandrew7673
      @socialyawkwardandrew7673 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Eleven984 She just has big bewbahs

    • @Chris-gw2xg
      @Chris-gw2xg 9 месяцев назад +1

      She is in this movie? Didnt even know that lol

  • @todesque
    @todesque 9 месяцев назад +158

    Stuckmann, this is what a real review looks like.

    • @Missab4000
      @Missab4000 9 месяцев назад +15

      He’s gone downhill since he removed the acoustic outro.

    • @todesque
      @todesque 9 месяцев назад

      @@Missab4000 He's gone down hill since he removed his balls.

    • @spndusk2362
      @spndusk2362 9 месяцев назад +7

      Jahns could barely sugarcoat how bad this was and he's shilled before/downplayed how abysmal a film was in the past. Just goes to show people are fed up with how horrible movies are now and they refuse to lie about it unlike some delusional hacks.

    • @Thedarkknight2244
      @Thedarkknight2244 9 месяцев назад +4

      “The Avarage piece of junk is probably more meaningful than (someone’s) criticism detonating itself” - I mean it’s from Ratatouille but the point still stands

    • @moviereedviews
      @moviereedviews 9 месяцев назад +4

      But his video wasn't a review of this movie though. It was using it as an example of bad studio interference...

  • @22freedom33
    @22freedom33 9 месяцев назад +62

    5:04 that's just Jeremy Jahns wearing a tuxedo

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 9 месяцев назад +1

      It is lol

  • @AxtonStarling
    @AxtonStarling 9 месяцев назад +96

    never change Jeremy. especially your rating system

  • @kimberlyhughes7281
    @kimberlyhughes7281 9 месяцев назад +82

    Wait, What! Jeremy isn’t Spider Guy? It almost feels like Jeremy is roasting himself!

  • @randallmiller3162
    @randallmiller3162 8 месяцев назад +7

    I love Jeremy, always honest and no shilling. And that Playstation trophy reference, classic!!!

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 9 месяцев назад +70

    2:58 That song fits so well as time goes by

  • @davidcarbee8720
    @davidcarbee8720 9 месяцев назад +50

    Valentine’s Day tradition, for a while, has been seeing a Blumhouse flick. Since we are sans BH we were going to go with this one. Still love the theater and may still go for the experience but now I know what to expect. Keep up the great work. You’re one of the only guys I trust with these reviews.

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 9 месяцев назад

      Man don’t bother. You’d be wasting money. It’s genuinely one of the worst, if not THE worst superhero film of all time. Not in an interesting way either. It’s painful to look at, the editing is god awful and the fight scenes are dog shit

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 9 месяцев назад +4

      I miss having completely disposable income. Like I wish I could just literally throw money away like you're about to do. 😂😂😂

  • @MCR123321
    @MCR123321 9 месяцев назад +33

    Stunning and brave that Jeremy sat through this movie to bring us this review.

  • @ChristophelusPulps
    @ChristophelusPulps 9 месяцев назад +5

    I forgot this movie was a thing until you reminded me. Thanks for taking one for the team.

  • @TchHry
    @TchHry 9 месяцев назад +44

    When the in video add is better then the movie?
    Bravo Jeremy

  • @errorinn8834
    @errorinn8834 9 месяцев назад +14

    Jeremy... I trust your reviews more than anybody. You've saved me countless hours of time and a trunk load of money. Thank you for your sacrifice my friend.

  • @TwalePear
    @TwalePear 8 месяцев назад +5

    So glad you addressed the fact that you look like the villain 😅

  • @Skelovane
    @Skelovane 9 месяцев назад +134

    2:30 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey! 😂

  • @ravenshrike
    @ravenshrike 9 месяцев назад +34

    What's funny about the Raul Julia comparison, if they had kept the comic character design, that of crazed, shoeless, homeless guy in a tattered 3 piece suit, the character would have been the PERFECT vehicle for a theater trained actor to come in and just chew the scenery to bits. But that would have required better writers, casting, and foresight and self reflection on the part of the director.

    • @thekrazyhatter5063
      @thekrazyhatter5063 9 месяцев назад +1

      Which I think that Raul Julia Son would of been a Perfect Spider Jerusalem
      Which you described spider perfectly

  • @micahdewitt5110
    @micahdewitt5110 7 месяцев назад +5

    6:33 is how I imagine the pitch meeting for this movie went

  • @YoyoMane-ii6nc
    @YoyoMane-ii6nc 9 месяцев назад +64

    “I’ll help you I’ll save you but only if I’m getting under paid for it” is hilarious

  • @tylerjames7986
    @tylerjames7986 9 месяцев назад +57

    The thumbnail is all I need to know about the movie lol 😂

  • @Alfrebaut
    @Alfrebaut 9 месяцев назад +21

    I loved when Madame Web did the record scratch, then she said, "It's Webbing Time," and then Morbed off into the sunset.

    • @wfm445
      @wfm445 9 месяцев назад +1

      I loved when she said I see web people

    • @Alfrebaut
      @Alfrebaut 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@wfm445 Truly one of the moments of all time.

  • @elavarasu1921
    @elavarasu1921 9 месяцев назад +5

    After watching Chris Stuckman's ''review", the only good thing about this movie is that it showed us that Chris is a cheap sellout while Jeremy is one of the best reviewers left....

  • @braddecker1857
    @braddecker1857 9 месяцев назад +60

    I was never planning on watching this. Thank you for doing the hard part.

    • @ryantrent2114
      @ryantrent2114 9 месяцев назад +1

      It looked good on paper....

    • @trollingboy9729
      @trollingboy9729 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ryantrent2114not really 😂

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 9 месяцев назад +2

      All female cast=box office bomb

    • @Mike-h8m
      @Mike-h8m 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@SuperPeterok Madame Web doesn't even made $100 million yet and it's a horrible movie.
      Top Gun Maverick and Barbie both made $1.5 billion.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 8 месяцев назад

      @@Mike-h8m I will not give Tom cruise my money or view ever

  • @mikeyoung2099
    @mikeyoung2099 9 месяцев назад +190

    Jeremy, your lip saying part is hilarious 😂

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 9 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, he did it perfectly! Lolol! I had to replay that part several times, it was so so accurate!

    • @culverp1138
      @culverp1138 9 месяцев назад +2

      He did another hilarious version of this in his Phantom Menace review

    • @mikeyoung2099
      @mikeyoung2099 9 месяцев назад +2

      @peytonculver8799 oh man 👨 😪 😢 ❤️ love it then! and still love it now!

  • @ChibsterofNurgy
    @ChibsterofNurgy 9 месяцев назад +54

    Thank you for your sacrifice, JJ. We didn't need it, but you did it anyway.

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 9 месяцев назад +1

      the hero we didn't deserve

  • @blackheartaesthetic4432
    @blackheartaesthetic4432 9 месяцев назад +5

    I’m not gonna lie though the very, VERY first time I saw the very first trailer for this movie I was like “damn the bad guy in the movie really looks like Jeremy Jahns. Is he staking out an acting career now?”

  • @ronjohnson6916
    @ronjohnson6916 9 месяцев назад +37

    I got the essence of the review from the thumbnail. Well done.

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 9 месяцев назад +143

    Sydney Sweeney would’ve been a cool black cat…..

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 9 месяцев назад +30

      The movie would have better if she wore less clothes

    • @lunar-studios
      @lunar-studios 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@wespapes2054 isnt it funny dakota is more successful when she does that too

    • @Evoker23-lx8mb
      @Evoker23-lx8mb 9 месяцев назад +3

      Could still be, she wouldn’t be the first actor/actress to cross over. Russell Crowe who plays Zeus is also playing Kraven’s dad and Chiwetell Ejiofor is in Venom 3 though his character is currently unknown.

    • @lironyaniv8501
      @lironyaniv8501 9 месяцев назад +5

      Don't give Sony any more ideas. They need to stop and make good movies, not superhero movies.

    • @DOOMStudios
      @DOOMStudios 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@lironyaniv8501not begging for a Black Cat movie she should play Black Cat in Tom Holland’s universe.

  • @monstermash1571
    @monstermash1571 9 месяцев назад +40

    Why Sony didn't make an R-Rated Black Cat movie with Sydney Sweeny, the world may never know....

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 9 месяцев назад +5

      For real!! She is better as Black Cat bc she has the attitude & body. People are just too afraid of a sexy woman dressing up as her when BC has worn costumes that fully cover her chest & not show it off 🤣

    • @kelvinbrank4756
      @kelvinbrank4756 9 месяцев назад

      Because the want to sell toys

    • @Cometzone12
      @Cometzone12 9 месяцев назад

      Save Black Cat for amazing spider man 3 I feel

    • @TheMasterQuests
      @TheMasterQuests 9 месяцев назад

      Bring back sexy women on screen

    • @garrettmurphy2447
      @garrettmurphy2447 9 месяцев назад

      @@littlesparrow303she should play black cat in the MCU.

  • @Oz.Camper
    @Oz.Camper 9 месяцев назад +8

    Thanks Jeremy for never Stuckmanizing us and keeping it 100

  • @KouD3Graw
    @KouD3Graw 9 месяцев назад +14

    5:00 I thought Jeremy was flexing that he was in this movie for a second

  • @mickeyhart7507
    @mickeyhart7507 9 месяцев назад +19

    I went and saw Lisa Frankenstein this Valentine's, and I do not regret a thing. Heathers meets Edward Sisscorhands, but it's batshit in the BEST WAY! See that instead, it's awesome 😂❤

    • @SynnJynn
      @SynnJynn 9 месяцев назад +2

      Look funny! 80s vibe, Cold Bodies meets Edward Scissorhands for sure 😂

    • @mickeyhart7507
      @mickeyhart7507 9 месяцев назад

      @SynnJynn Yes! Just know, it is a DARK comedy. My friend described it perfectly as, "morbid comedy, casual murder" hense the Heathers comparison.

  • @RMRsavvy
    @RMRsavvy 9 месяцев назад +22

    “Avengers…?! That would NEVER work as a movie.” 😂😂

  • @natrullan1
    @natrullan1 9 месяцев назад +28

    You look like the villain 😂😂

  • @drizzo4669
    @drizzo4669 9 месяцев назад +18

    Towards the end of this review, I said "My Spider sense is tingling. He gonna say it, hes gonna say it" and he did.
    Dog shyt popped up on the screen. Ive been waiting for this moment.

  • @FineFictMen
    @FineFictMen 9 месяцев назад +53

    I like the part where Madame Web said, "It's webbin' time!"

  • @PointlessProd
    @PointlessProd 9 месяцев назад +2

    As someone whos watched Jeremy since his amazing spider-man review (I was 13) it feels like an event to have him talk half hearted sony spider-stuff.

  • @trueflip25
    @trueflip25 9 месяцев назад +24

    Thanks Jeremy for the heads up!

  • @ricardostokes-x2p
    @ricardostokes-x2p 9 месяцев назад +51

    Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 9 месяцев назад +48

    There was a point in time where I really thought Spider-Man would be treated better in the Marvel Cinematic Universe than he (and his world) is with Sony Pictures.
    At this point I don't know WHO would treat him (and his world) worse.

    • @donazard8884
      @donazard8884 9 месяцев назад +12

      I'd say he definitely is being treated better in the MCU. The problem is that Sony are trying to make all these spin-off Spider-Man movies that aren't interesting people unless Spider-Man's in it and they can't use Spider-Man if he's in a different universe, unless you wanna do another multiverse movie but they shouldn't. They've already done it with No Way Home, people don't wanna see another one especially if this time it's with the Sony characters that a lot of people don't care about.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@donazard8884 I feel like the Spider-Man MCU films are an anomaly. Especially No Way Home cause it along with Shang-Chi were the ONLY stunning films of phase 4. Wakanda Forever I'd say is great but not AMAZING. I'm just nervous about Marvel at this moment cause they NEED a banger and I hope Deadpool is it. I wouldn't want to see a Spider-Man in college trilogy with new villains UNLESS I knew for a FACT that Marvel can make good content CONSISTENTLY.

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheRibottoStudios
      They’ve never been consistent, it’s always been ups and downs, and if you want some more bangers there’s Loki and MoonKnight.

    • @ZEHAHAHA9697
      @ZEHAHAHA9697 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@donazard8884you might like it, but I hate Homecoming and Far From Home. They felt pretty mediocre, I almost had more fun Amazing with Spider-Man.

    • @tomgu2285
      @tomgu2285 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ZEHAHAHA9697
      ... They are great movies lmao easily one of the best spiderman movies.

  • @elveganocordobes6708
    @elveganocordobes6708 9 месяцев назад +2

    The guy playing the villain actually looks pretty much like you

  • @adil9772
    @adil9772 9 месяцев назад +33

    2:28-2:35 this is iconic 😂

    • @computron100
      @computron100 9 месяцев назад +2

      I lost it and laughed really hard 😂

    • @sadistikalchemist
      @sadistikalchemist 9 месяцев назад +1

      Can someone make that a GIF? XD

  • @javierburgos9975
    @javierburgos9975 9 месяцев назад +20

    Yes the most anticipated movie everyone one I know never spoke about.

  • @MrBuckNasty_2911
    @MrBuckNasty_2911 9 месяцев назад +8

    Thank you for your honest review. Saved my family and I two hours of our lives.

  • @theengineer704
    @theengineer704 9 месяцев назад +3

    "In the end, nothing really matters." That [Lincoln Park] reference had me rolling AF!

  • @gmanmp1821
    @gmanmp1821 9 месяцев назад +12

    I am so happy that at least we can fast forward through the ads

  • @Turtle3000
    @Turtle3000 9 месяцев назад +8

    "I don't know who the villain is." Looks like Jeremy in a suit. haha

  • @Kwistoweeish
    @Kwistoweeish 9 месяцев назад +15

    Jeremy is doing his own after credit scenes now?! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @Axxidous
    @Axxidous 9 месяцев назад +2

    Find it funny he pulled up that image of the "spider guy" and didn't immediately say "Oh look, it's me. Jeremy!" lol

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 9 месяцев назад +22

    Sony has an entire arsenal and inventory of what movies they can make involving Spider-Man characters yet they always choose the weirdest routes. The concept for this is good on paper but so far from what we've seen it's looking like an Arrowverse TV show.

    • @GLBizzie
      @GLBizzie 9 месяцев назад +3

      Even the Arrowverse was better than during the first 3 years than this lol

  • @sjorspolling8275
    @sjorspolling8275 9 месяцев назад +9

    Every time I see or hear any mention of Madame Web, I think of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. I prefer that version outside of the comics. She was also voiced by Stan Lee's wife, so there's that...

  • @tytamtew7990
    @tytamtew7990 9 месяцев назад +14

    I want more of you doing acting Jeremy! Like that Matrix thing you did! Clearly you have the comedic timing and understanding of the craft.

    • @amy_yoshikawa
      @amy_yoshikawa 9 месяцев назад

      He literally did Jim Carrey when he said 'Hotttttttttt....Garbage!!!!

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 3 месяца назад +2

    we thank jeremy for taking the hit for us!

  • @KP-rs5tu
    @KP-rs5tu 9 месяцев назад +12

    "As long as I'm being underpaid for it" LMFAO

  • @RanjitSouri-PinkFloydPiano
    @RanjitSouri-PinkFloydPiano 9 месяцев назад +26

    That was one of the smoothest transitions into a "word from our sponsor" that I've ever seen.

  • @furyofthefilmfan
    @furyofthefilmfan 9 месяцев назад +7

    One of the few critics out there with Integrity . May jahns never want to dream about making films one day

  • @mightbealvi
    @mightbealvi 7 месяцев назад +2

    And the fact that Jeremy looks like Ezekiel Sims makes it even better

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 9 месяцев назад +58

    Honestly, Jamie Lee Curtis would've made a great, more comics-accurate Madam Web. But everyone needs to be young for more of that all-audiences appeal and multi-film franchise potential.
    And really, Sony needs to just give up and let Marvel Studios make their "Spider-Man without Spider-Man" movies, because then Spider-Man can actually be in them and interact with these characters who are largely just supporting players in Spider-Man's orbit. It's like how Warner Bros. just kept pumping out Batman TV shows without Batman in them. It's really just a studio beating around the bush without coming out and saying what we're all thinking - these characters just aren't as interesting without the main character around.

    • @HardlyQuinn
      @HardlyQuinn 9 месяцев назад +7

      It's funny given how much movies are desperate to push supposedly marginalised or minority characters and yet... old age? Nooo that's just not sexy or trendy enough.

    • @thedestroyer2alltrolls411
      @thedestroyer2alltrolls411 9 месяцев назад +1

      No, there shouldn’t be any Spider-Man spin-offs, PERIOD!

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 9 месяцев назад

      Marvel Studios doesn’t own the movie rights to anything Spider-Man
      Including Spider-Man himself
      They have to ask Sony’s permission to use him

    • @thedestroyer2alltrolls411
      @thedestroyer2alltrolls411 9 месяцев назад

      @@HardlyQuinn Shows how hypocritical SJWs are.

    • @WaltDevil060
      @WaltDevil060 9 месяцев назад

      I thought that the movie was trying to mix Cassandra Webb (the old Madame Web) and Julia Carpenter (the younger one). That's why I thought they made her young in this

  • @andrewzach1921
    @andrewzach1921 9 месяцев назад +19

    The verbal slide in to product placement was sublime. Fun review as well