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The motivation is so obvious yet so baffling. Matt and Burk write shitty scripts, but are cheap to hire, therefore Sony lets them write pretty much any movie in whatever the fuck this universe is supposed to be, without any ambition other than profit and embracing the fact that these movies are made fun of rather than appreciated. It is just sad and pathetic.
I hope the suits at Sony also feel it deep in their soul then we won't get movies like this. I mean seriously the writers of Morbius getting their hands on another project, what were they thinking 😂.
Oh my God you are so right I’m getting really tired of stuck in in his butt kissing ways. He used to be more honest about his reviews and now he’s just trying not to get canceled when you stop doing what people started watching you for that’s when you really get canceled from within, I unsubbedfrom him too
Chris "Please, accept me Hollywood elite" Stuckmann. But seriously, the fact he doesn't want to criticise bad movies means he doesn't have any confidence on his own movie, either so he's thinking if his movie turns out to be bad, Hollywood will give him some grace.
@@everythingisawesome2903his whole "I don't want to 'bash' directors and artists" felt hypocritical, he doesn't do it out selfless but rather selfish reasons because he has a vested interest in apparently making it "big" in Hollywood so he doesn't want to "burn bridges" 🤡 All he did was to come across as pathetic apologist for bad filmmaking just to ingratiate himself to people who will never give a crap about him or even know of his existence at all. Like Nerdrotic said, he has no chance of ever rubbing elbows with Hollywood's elite, no matter what.
I unsubscribed him as well. Pretty much as soon as he said he wouldn’t give bad reviews anymore I was done. That’s not being a good critic then and I don’t respect that. If you want to make your film fine but don’t use it as an excuse to clearly try and gain favor for yourself. It was incredibly fake on his part and I was done. Chris is a good guy but he’s not a critic anymore.
At the very least, click on that NordVPN link. That'll help him continue to get sponsors when they see engagement so he's getting some money from having to sit through this trash heap of a film.
I AM SOOOO Glad you pointed out the miscue on the audio. I popped up in the theater looking around, ensuring I was not the only one seeing this. Spot on as usual.
Yeah that was nuts, I'm used to it when I watch dubbed foreign language films but this was supposed to be... well, I don't know. Maybe I'll decide in a few days what I saw.
Nice to see a reviewer sticking to his principles and not *stuck* in his duality to do critic movie while still be in the good papers of the big studios.
The one lesson Hollywood can never seem to learn Also, "You read what others had done and you took the next step, you didn't earn the knowledge for yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it."
Came back after watching Stuckmann's non-review. Years ago I bet my money on u and u didn't disappoint. A "mainstream" movie critic who's secretly on our side lol.
Please do a spoiler talk on this. Maybe there's a spoiler that will make this worth watching on matinee? Thanks for staying with us all these years Jeremy
Jahns could barely sugarcoat how bad this was and he's shilled before/downplayed how abysmal a film was in the past. Just goes to show people are fed up with how horrible movies are now and they refuse to lie about it unlike some delusional hacks.
“The Avarage piece of junk is probably more meaningful than (someone’s) criticism detonating itself” - I mean it’s from Ratatouille but the point still stands
The "garbage" line was the best. I have to admit: I was secretly hoping you'd just say "no" and shut off the recorder. I do like that you explain out what you wish they'd have done with this. I'm like 3 million years old and when I was 5, I started in on comics. I've been a huge comics fan forever. When 2008 Iron Man came out, I lost my mind with excitement. I've missed the last maybe 5-6 comic movies on purpose, maybe 10. I think I stopped around 2nd Shazam. (Deadpool 3, though).
I work at a local theater in a small city of 27,000 people. Opening night, 16 people at the first screening, 0, yes, zero at the second. Theater hold 112 people.
Jeremy... I trust your reviews more than anybody. You've saved me countless hours of time and a trunk load of money. Thank you for your sacrifice my friend.
Valentine’s Day tradition, for a while, has been seeing a Blumhouse flick. Since we are sans BH we were going to go with this one. Still love the theater and may still go for the experience but now I know what to expect. Keep up the great work. You’re one of the only guys I trust with these reviews.
Man don’t bother. You’d be wasting money. It’s genuinely one of the worst, if not THE worst superhero film of all time. Not in an interesting way either. It’s painful to look at, the editing is god awful and the fight scenes are dog shit
What's funny about the Raul Julia comparison, if they had kept the comic character design, that of crazed, shoeless, homeless guy in a tattered 3 piece suit, the character would have been the PERFECT vehicle for a theater trained actor to come in and just chew the scenery to bits. But that would have required better writers, casting, and foresight and self reflection on the part of the director.
I’m not gonna lie though the very, VERY first time I saw the very first trailer for this movie I was like “damn the bad guy in the movie really looks like Jeremy Jahns. Is he staking out an acting career now?”
Could still be, she wouldn’t be the first actor/actress to cross over. Russell Crowe who plays Zeus is also playing Kraven’s dad and Chiwetell Ejiofor is in Venom 3 though his character is currently unknown.
Towards the end of this review, I said "My Spider sense is tingling. He gonna say it, hes gonna say it" and he did. Dog shyt popped up on the screen. Ive been waiting for this moment.
I stopped the movie with 30 frikken minutes left to watch some revirlews.. i paused the movie at 70 mins and was like.. what do you mean im already an hour and 10 mins in... Jeremy.. i was ready to walk out of my own living room at 3 mins in, when she was all.. strong independent female, so sweetly thanking her protector for bringing her an umbrella... Also....... you deserve a cookie for the JC impression.. loved it as it was in progress Lots of comments about stucmann.. I ld rather say, thank you for still being here punching my tv all these years later.. it doesnt feel like 10 years but holy heck, you really just gotta remember. Jeremy did his way.. Also...'War horse, war horse here'.. just a forgotten line from a forgotten reviewer
After watching Chris Stuckman's ''review", the only good thing about this movie is that it showed us that Chris is a cheap sellout while Jeremy is one of the best reviewers left....
For real!! She is better as Black Cat bc she has the attitude & body. People are just too afraid of a sexy woman dressing up as her when BC has worn costumes that fully cover her chest & not show it off 🤣
I went and saw Lisa Frankenstein this Valentine's, and I do not regret a thing. Heathers meets Edward Sisscorhands, but it's batshit in the BEST WAY! See that instead, it's awesome 😂❤
Honestly, Jamie Lee Curtis would've made a great, more comics-accurate Madam Web. But everyone needs to be young for more of that all-audiences appeal and multi-film franchise potential. And really, Sony needs to just give up and let Marvel Studios make their "Spider-Man without Spider-Man" movies, because then Spider-Man can actually be in them and interact with these characters who are largely just supporting players in Spider-Man's orbit. It's like how Warner Bros. just kept pumping out Batman TV shows without Batman in them. It's really just a studio beating around the bush without coming out and saying what we're all thinking - these characters just aren't as interesting without the main character around.
It's funny given how much movies are desperate to push supposedly marginalised or minority characters and yet... old age? Nooo that's just not sexy or trendy enough.
I thought that the movie was trying to mix Cassandra Webb (the old Madame Web) and Julia Carpenter (the younger one). That's why I thought they made her young in this
Every time I see or hear any mention of Madame Web, I think of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. I prefer that version outside of the comics. She was also voiced by Stan Lee's wife, so there's that...
I was vaguely interested in this film because I don't care for Madame Webb as a character, based on my 90s Spiderman experience, and I was wondering what people saw in her that made them think a movie was a good idea. Loved the review, Jeremy, especially you overcoming your gag reflex in describing the garbage level of the script.
There was a point in time where I really thought Spider-Man would be treated better in the Marvel Cinematic Universe than he (and his world) is with Sony Pictures. At this point I don't know WHO would treat him (and his world) worse.
I'd say he definitely is being treated better in the MCU. The problem is that Sony are trying to make all these spin-off Spider-Man movies that aren't interesting people unless Spider-Man's in it and they can't use Spider-Man if he's in a different universe, unless you wanna do another multiverse movie but they shouldn't. They've already done it with No Way Home, people don't wanna see another one especially if this time it's with the Sony characters that a lot of people don't care about.
@@donazard8884 I feel like the Spider-Man MCU films are an anomaly. Especially No Way Home cause it along with Shang-Chi were the ONLY stunning films of phase 4. Wakanda Forever I'd say is great but not AMAZING. I'm just nervous about Marvel at this moment cause they NEED a banger and I hope Deadpool is it. I wouldn't want to see a Spider-Man in college trilogy with new villains UNLESS I knew for a FACT that Marvel can make good content CONSISTENTLY.
The way I’m never gonna watch this movie… But I was SO glad to hear Jeremy talk about it and I relish the possibility of a spoiler talk. Hearing people critique/discuss/rip apart bad movies>>>>>>>>>>watching bad movies (at least the ones that aren't really fun)
My girlfriend forced me to go to this movie and I ended up really enjoying it. Haters gonna hate. She then told me that the reason why she wanted me to go to this movie so bad(paid for everything), was that she was hearing really bad reviews on it and thought that I would think it was funny with how bad it was. Turned out good. I’m a bit of a major movie snob and I hate pretty much everything in theatres, to the point I don’t even bother looking at what’s playing anymore(Oppenheimer was torture), so I had never heard about this movie, and she told me not to look at any of the posters or anything that would tip me off to what we were about to watch, we also entered the movie five minutes late so that I purposely missed the title screen. It was good
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I bet you love The Marvels now uh?
Man was channeling his inner Jim Carrey with that “Hot Garbage” delivery
Tahar Rahim started in one of the best french movie, "A Prophet" (Un Prophète in french). Watch it and I garantuee you'll want to review it
No mention of multiverse? Hard to believe.
Fuck me, a minute of insincere promo in an 8 minute video. You don't need all the money.
Is it weird I look more forward to a review of Madam Web than the actual movie itself?
Not at all I think most of us feel that way. It's intriguing to know what people are gonna say about this movie
Not at all. Sony made some of the blandest marketing for this film which is saying a lot for them.
@autolosss8520 yeah the marketing was awful. The only reason anyone is going to see this movie is for Sydney sweeney or dakota Johnson
And then the pitch meeting
Exactly who was actually looking forward to this crap?
You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web 😂
They keep rewarding failures instead of unlearning from it. If they work at ROK or JPN, this won't be tolerated.
I hope this becomes a big meme like morbius
I hope not i hope it just becomes forgotten
@artfire28 Been saying the same thing why th f will I hire someone who failed 😢
The motivation is so obvious yet so baffling. Matt and Burk write shitty scripts, but are cheap to hire, therefore Sony lets them write pretty much any movie in whatever the fuck this universe is supposed to be, without any ambition other than profit and embracing the fact that these movies are made fun of rather than appreciated. It is just sad and pathetic.
I felt that “Hot garbage” quote deep in my soul
It gave me life
I hope the suits at Sony also feel it deep in their soul then we won't get movies like this. I mean seriously the writers of Morbius getting their hands on another project, what were they thinking 😂.
That needs to be clipped and made a meme
strong Jim Carey vibe on that quote
Honestly, the "dogshit" quote was quite exquisite.
Chris Stuckmann: I don't wanna talk about it.
Jeremy: Dogshit!
lol 😂 facts!!! Bro 😎
5:04 Jeremy: as for the villain...
* a picture of Jeremy in a tuxedo appears *
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that 😭
How did Jeremy not realize that he's in the movie?
Was really hoping he would comment on the obvious likeness 🤣😂
I thought Jeremy was joking and inserted a picture of himself 😂
lmaoooo
*Jeremys thumbnails always tells you everything you need to know. The actual review is just icing on the cake*
I think it was SW Episode IX he put a really happy thumbnail and started the video apologizing for the troll image xD
Except for his Rise of Skywalker review. He tricked us with that one.
@@RoyMust4ng That was so funny
@@LuisSierra42 I remember being so confused about seeing the thumb before watching the movie hahaha
@@thefullmetaltitan9732 your profile picture is pretty epic
That 'hot garbage' line had so much Jim Carrey energy behind it.
Right lol
2:30 😂
I died😂
It was smoooooaaakkkkiiin.😉
That's exactly who I was thinking about. Lol
Jeremy was shot in the movie and didn’t even mention being apart of this film. The definition of humble 🙏
Seen another review of this & sore it was Jeremy as the villain!! 😂
Jermey was SHOT? omg is he OK????
I loved that scene when the villain was like: “How did you know?” and Madame Web responded with: “I checked it on the web”. I had tears in my eyes…
😆
Did that actually happen? My God, that's awful.
I'm assuming this is a joke but at the same time, I'm not entirely sure...
Surf the Web, Surf the Web!
@@michaelohearn6616 I expect this is the baseline for the quality of this movie's writing
When even Sydney Sweeny in a tight latex Catsuit can't get me to the theateres, something is seriously wrong.
You know you can find all her scenes from Euphoria online right?
She is not pretty in my opinion. I don’t see it 🤷🏻♂️
@@Leavekidsalone758 let me guess its her teeth right?
@@Leavekidsalone758 You’re crazy.
@@Leavekidsalone758it’s okay to be gay bruh
I still can't believe they actually had Madame Web say "It's webbin' time!"
Nooooooo !!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
They did WHAT!?! 😮
almost want to watch it to confirm this, but NO
And then she webbed all over the place
I had tears in my eyes when she said that.
Gotta love Jeremy’s honest reviews not like Chris Stuckman’s biased reviews as of him becoming a film producer..
Yeah I had to unsub from him.
Oh my God you are so right I’m getting really tired of stuck in in his butt kissing ways. He used to be more honest about his reviews and now he’s just trying not to get canceled when you stop doing what people started watching you for that’s when you really get canceled from within, I unsubbedfrom him too
Chris "Please, accept me Hollywood elite" Stuckmann.
But seriously, the fact he doesn't want to criticise bad movies means he doesn't have any confidence on his own movie, either so he's thinking if his movie turns out to be bad, Hollywood will give him some grace.
@@everythingisawesome2903his whole "I don't want to 'bash' directors and artists" felt hypocritical, he doesn't do it out selfless but rather selfish reasons because he has a vested interest in apparently making it "big" in Hollywood so he doesn't want to "burn bridges" 🤡
All he did was to come across as pathetic apologist for bad filmmaking just to ingratiate himself to people who will never give a crap about him or even know of his existence at all.
Like Nerdrotic said, he has no chance of ever rubbing elbows with Hollywood's elite, no matter what.
I unsubscribed him as well. Pretty much as soon as he said he wouldn’t give bad reviews anymore I was done. That’s not being a good critic then and I don’t respect that. If you want to make your film fine but don’t use it as an excuse to clearly try and gain favor for yourself. It was incredibly fake on his part and I was done. Chris is a good guy but he’s not a critic anymore.
It's times like this where I feel bad for Jeremy, yet thankful for him being willing to sit through these kind of movies.
At the very least, click on that NordVPN link. That'll help him continue to get sponsors when they see engagement so he's getting some money from having to sit through this trash heap of a film.
You go to work every day probably doing something you hate but feel sorry for the guy who makes triple what you make who watches movies for a living
@@Kb-xq2ry bold of you to assume I'm doing something that I hate for a living. 😂
@@Kb-xq2ryare you stupid or do you just have no ability to regulate your emotions?
@@Kb-xq2ry shhhh sad human, back to your hole
I'll never forget when I saw this movie. I was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.
Underrated comment
Nice reference!
They removed the line from the movie :(
So much information
Remind me on "This is Katana" and " We should team up" lines
5:05
For a single moment I thought that Jeremy was starring in the movie and was trashing on himself. I was immensely confused.
I was looking for this comment
I laughed pretty hard when the dude basically 80% looked like a dead ringer for Jeremy. 😅
That side by side had me good. "was he in this? Is he trolling hard?"
I was gonna comment about this! 🤣
That's how you know Jeremy has integrity. He's willing to shit on his own performance in hindsight.
I AM SOOOO Glad you pointed out the miscue on the audio. I popped up in the theater looking around, ensuring I was not the only one seeing this. Spot on as usual.
I dunno why his lip sync was so out of sync. It drove me crazy!
so annoying right!? And Sony wants us to take them seriously? Cant do it!@@roodick85
Yeah that was nuts, I'm used to it when I watch dubbed foreign language films but this was supposed to be... well, I don't know. Maybe I'll decide in a few days what I saw.
Clearly you have the comedic timing and understanding of the craft.
Hhh
Well
Nice
Editing
Bien
When she said
"Come with me if you want to web" and "hasta la vista, webby" we really felt that nostalgia.
...and then she proceeded to Madam Web all over the place!
@@ChineduOpara let that corny ass joke die already
5:18 LOL the Villain looks like a discount Jeremy Jahns.🤣
Was about to say that🤔
Jeremy Jahns is already a discount Chris Stuckmann
While Cris Stuckman is a discount Chris Farley
@@MariusMooore I meant in talent, not appearance
I meant more of a Matt Foley living in a van down by the river kind of way
So nice to have an honest reviewer that has great taste in films
Unlike Chris Cuckman
Fell asleep during Morbius. Looking forward to my nap on this one. Love sleeping in theatters when its cold.
I slept so amazingly well during Morbius too!!!!!
yo actually though, it’s so comfy. maybe waking up for a minute or two from time to time, bliss
Wow u must be rich to waste money like that
@@harunotodorokievery party needs a pooper 🎉🎉🎉
Lol I'd recommend getting a home there guys..
This was one of the funniest Jeremy reviews in a while
Agreed
Yes lol
6:20 😭
2:35 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey, I dig it 🤣
I peed a little.
"HOT GAHAHAHARRRRRRRRRBAGE!"
For a moment I thought he morphed into Carrey, by using an AI filter.
I actually said that out loud when he did that. So good.
Nice to see a reviewer sticking to his principles and not *stuck* in his duality to do critic movie while still be in the good papers of the big studios.
“ They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they *should* ”
Yeah Night Swim had that same problem 😂
Yeah you know what they say
" anyone CAN but that doesn't mean they SHOULD "
The one lesson Hollywood can never seem to learn
Also, "You read what others had done and you took the next step, you didn't earn the knowledge for yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it."
I laughed out loud when Jeremy showed the picture of the villain next to his own face. They could be twins!
I thought the same shit
Lol, right?? I was wondering if he would mention it!!
@@RoseBaggins I thought he would at least cracked a joke about it too, like come on it’s your twin bro!
2:26 Jeremy pulling out the Jim Carrey impersonation with this one.
I watched Liar Liar last night with my dad and immediately thought the same!
Re-he-he-heally...
@@Rywar309 I have yet to see that movie.
I thought he nailed it
@@bighand1530 Hilarious movie
Came back after watching Stuckmann's non-review. Years ago I bet my money on u and u didn't disappoint. A "mainstream" movie critic who's secretly on our side lol.
I like how you essentially give us your verdict in the thumbnail but we still come in and watch
2:38 LOL Was that a Jim Carrey impression? NAILED IT.
1:46 "Damaged Optimist" actually made me chuckle out loud, and my answer to almost every good movie question is The Princess Bride 😅
U know the movie sucks when the actor that plays the main villain gives a bad review and uploads it to youtube
Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!😂
5:04 that's just Jeremy Jahns wearing a tuxedo
It is lol
Please do a spoiler talk on this. Maybe there's a spoiler that will make this worth watching on matinee? Thanks for staying with us all these years Jeremy
Don't waste your hard earned money on this.
You only have so many hours in a day. Do not waste any of them on this trash
Just wait for it to streaming if you really want to watch it
People love hating on something. Thats why velma, the marvels, etc reviews are getting so much views.
I fell asleep watching Morbius. I recommend it for the rest.
Stuckmann, this is what a real review looks like.
He’s gone downhill since he removed the acoustic outro.
@@Missab4000 He's gone down hill since he removed his balls.
Jahns could barely sugarcoat how bad this was and he's shilled before/downplayed how abysmal a film was in the past. Just goes to show people are fed up with how horrible movies are now and they refuse to lie about it unlike some delusional hacks.
“The Avarage piece of junk is probably more meaningful than (someone’s) criticism detonating itself” - I mean it’s from Ratatouille but the point still stands
But his video wasn't a review of this movie though. It was using it as an example of bad studio interference...
7:57 YES. Please, Jeremy, I need a more of this review in my life
2:58 That song fits so well as time goes by
The "garbage" line was the best. I have to admit: I was secretly hoping you'd just say "no" and shut off the recorder. I do like that you explain out what you wish they'd have done with this.
I'm like 3 million years old and when I was 5, I started in on comics. I've been a huge comics fan forever. When 2008 Iron Man came out, I lost my mind with excitement. I've missed the last maybe 5-6 comic movies on purpose, maybe 10. I think I stopped around 2nd Shazam. (Deadpool 3, though).
I loved your performance as Ezekiel Sims. Bright future ahead!
Congratulations on your acting debute 🎉🎉
“I’ll help you I’ll save you but only if I’m getting under paid for it” is hilarious
I felt like they hired Sweeney to get all the guys who've seen her, um, au natural, into the theaters and for little more.
Never heard of her
@@erikfinkel2717she is from euphoria a sexy actress.
Never heard of euphoria (Yes, I know it's a word and what it means) @@Eleven984
@@Eleven984 She just has big bewbahs
She is in this movie? Didnt even know that lol
I love Jeremy, always honest and no shilling. And that Playstation trophy reference, classic!!!
Wait, What! Jeremy isn’t Spider Guy? It almost feels like Jeremy is roasting himself!
i can honestly say i don't remember seeing any ads for this.... maybe now i know why.
2:30 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey! 😂
That “hot garbage” quote deserves an Oscar in itself.
Stunning and brave that Jeremy sat through this movie to bring us this review.
I work at a local theater in a small city of 27,000 people. Opening night, 16 people at the first screening, 0, yes, zero at the second. Theater hold 112 people.
I feel bad for your local theater.
Damn it was that bad?😂
6:33 is how I imagine the pitch meeting for this movie went
Jeremy... I trust your reviews more than anybody. You've saved me countless hours of time and a trunk load of money. Thank you for your sacrifice my friend.
Valentine’s Day tradition, for a while, has been seeing a Blumhouse flick. Since we are sans BH we were going to go with this one. Still love the theater and may still go for the experience but now I know what to expect. Keep up the great work. You’re one of the only guys I trust with these reviews.
Man don’t bother. You’d be wasting money. It’s genuinely one of the worst, if not THE worst superhero film of all time. Not in an interesting way either. It’s painful to look at, the editing is god awful and the fight scenes are dog shit
I miss having completely disposable income. Like I wish I could just literally throw money away like you're about to do. 😂😂😂
Gotta say that was a hella smooth way into the ad
He went to the Brett Cooper school of ad segue
Lame
Ad what Ad
I don't know what you're referring to
I forgot this movie was a thing until you reminded me. Thanks for taking one for the team.
never change Jeremy. especially your rating system
What's funny about the Raul Julia comparison, if they had kept the comic character design, that of crazed, shoeless, homeless guy in a tattered 3 piece suit, the character would have been the PERFECT vehicle for a theater trained actor to come in and just chew the scenery to bits. But that would have required better writers, casting, and foresight and self reflection on the part of the director.
Which I think that Raul Julia Son would of been a Perfect Spider Jerusalem
Which you described spider perfectly
When the in video add is better then the movie?
Bravo Jeremy
I’m not gonna lie though the very, VERY first time I saw the very first trailer for this movie I was like “damn the bad guy in the movie really looks like Jeremy Jahns. Is he staking out an acting career now?”
Sydney Sweeney would’ve been a cool black cat…..
The movie would have better if she wore less clothes
@@wespapes2054 isnt it funny dakota is more successful when she does that too
Could still be, she wouldn’t be the first actor/actress to cross over. Russell Crowe who plays Zeus is also playing Kraven’s dad and Chiwetell Ejiofor is in Venom 3 though his character is currently unknown.
Don't give Sony any more ideas. They need to stop and make good movies, not superhero movies.
@@lironyaniv8501not begging for a Black Cat movie she should play Black Cat in Tom Holland’s universe.
Jeremy, your lip saying part is hilarious 😂
Yeah, he did it perfectly! Lolol! I had to replay that part several times, it was so so accurate!
He did another hilarious version of this in his Phantom Menace review
@peytonculver8799 oh man 👨 😪 😢 ❤️ love it then! and still love it now!
I loved when Madame Web did the record scratch, then she said, "It's Webbing Time," and then Morbed off into the sunset.
I loved when she said I see web people
@@wfm445 Truly one of the moments of all time.
"In the end, nothing really matters." That [Lincoln Park] reference had me rolling AF!
The thumbnail is all I need to know about the movie lol 😂
😂
I got the essence of the review from the thumbnail. Well done.
Towards the end of this review, I said "My Spider sense is tingling. He gonna say it, hes gonna say it" and he did.
Dog shyt popped up on the screen. Ive been waiting for this moment.
I stopped the movie with 30 frikken minutes left to watch some revirlews.. i paused the movie at 70 mins and was like.. what do you mean im already an hour and 10 mins in... Jeremy.. i was ready to walk out of my own living room at 3 mins in, when she was all.. strong independent female, so sweetly thanking her protector for bringing her an umbrella...
Also....... you deserve a cookie for the JC impression.. loved it as it was in progress
Lots of comments about stucmann..
I ld rather say, thank you for still being here punching my tv all these years later.. it doesnt feel like 10 years but holy heck, you really just gotta remember. Jeremy did his way..
Also...'War horse, war horse here'.. just a forgotten line from a forgotten reviewer
Still haven't watched the.. climactic ending.. why do I feel like I'm not missing out..
Thank you for your sacrifice, JJ. We didn't need it, but you did it anyway.
the hero we didn't deserve
I was never planning on watching this. Thank you for doing the hard part.
It looked good on paper....
@@ryantrent2114not really 😂
All female cast=box office bomb
@@SuperPeterok Madame Web doesn't even made $100 million yet and it's a horrible movie.
Top Gun Maverick and Barbie both made $1.5 billion.
@@Mike-h8m I will not give Tom cruise my money or view ever
5:00 I thought Jeremy was flexing that he was in this movie for a second
After watching Chris Stuckman's ''review", the only good thing about this movie is that it showed us that Chris is a cheap sellout while Jeremy is one of the best reviewers left....
Why Sony didn't make an R-Rated Black Cat movie with Sydney Sweeny, the world may never know....
For real!! She is better as Black Cat bc she has the attitude & body. People are just too afraid of a sexy woman dressing up as her when BC has worn costumes that fully cover her chest & not show it off 🤣
Because the want to sell toys
Save Black Cat for amazing spider man 3 I feel
Bring back sexy women on screen
@@littlesparrow303she should play black cat in the MCU.
“Avengers…?! That would NEVER work as a movie.” 😂😂
I went and saw Lisa Frankenstein this Valentine's, and I do not regret a thing. Heathers meets Edward Sisscorhands, but it's batshit in the BEST WAY! See that instead, it's awesome 😂❤
Look funny! 80s vibe, Cold Bodies meets Edward Scissorhands for sure 😂
@SynnJynn Yes! Just know, it is a DARK comedy. My friend described it perfectly as, "morbid comedy, casual murder" hense the Heathers comparison.
So glad you addressed the fact that you look like the villain 😅
Thanks Jeremy for the heads up!
"As long as I'm being underpaid for it" LMFAO
As someone whos watched Jeremy since his amazing spider-man review (I was 13) it feels like an event to have him talk half hearted sony spider-stuff.
Honestly, Jamie Lee Curtis would've made a great, more comics-accurate Madam Web. But everyone needs to be young for more of that all-audiences appeal and multi-film franchise potential.
And really, Sony needs to just give up and let Marvel Studios make their "Spider-Man without Spider-Man" movies, because then Spider-Man can actually be in them and interact with these characters who are largely just supporting players in Spider-Man's orbit. It's like how Warner Bros. just kept pumping out Batman TV shows without Batman in them. It's really just a studio beating around the bush without coming out and saying what we're all thinking - these characters just aren't as interesting without the main character around.
It's funny given how much movies are desperate to push supposedly marginalised or minority characters and yet... old age? Nooo that's just not sexy or trendy enough.
No, there shouldn’t be any Spider-Man spin-offs, PERIOD!
Marvel Studios doesn’t own the movie rights to anything Spider-Man
Including Spider-Man himself
They have to ask Sony’s permission to use him
@@HardlyQuinn Shows how hypocritical SJWs are.
I thought that the movie was trying to mix Cassandra Webb (the old Madame Web) and Julia Carpenter (the younger one). That's why I thought they made her young in this
Every time I see or hear any mention of Madame Web, I think of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. I prefer that version outside of the comics. She was also voiced by Stan Lee's wife, so there's that...
Yes the most anticipated movie everyone one I know never spoke about.
I was vaguely interested in this film because I don't care for Madame Webb as a character, based on my 90s Spiderman experience, and I was wondering what people saw in her that made them think a movie was a good idea. Loved the review, Jeremy, especially you overcoming your gag reflex in describing the garbage level of the script.
I like the part where Madame Web said, "It's webbin' time!"
2:28-2:35 this is iconic 😂
I lost it and laughed really hard 😂
Can someone make that a GIF? XD
Jeremy is doing his own after credit scenes now?! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Find it funny he pulled up that image of the "spider guy" and didn't immediately say "Oh look, it's me. Jeremy!" lol
"I don't know who the villain is." Looks like Jeremy in a suit. haha
Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!
Thank you for your honest review. Saved my family and I two hours of our lives.
we thank jeremy for taking the hit for us!
why does the villain look like Jeremy
There was a point in time where I really thought Spider-Man would be treated better in the Marvel Cinematic Universe than he (and his world) is with Sony Pictures.
At this point I don't know WHO would treat him (and his world) worse.
I'd say he definitely is being treated better in the MCU. The problem is that Sony are trying to make all these spin-off Spider-Man movies that aren't interesting people unless Spider-Man's in it and they can't use Spider-Man if he's in a different universe, unless you wanna do another multiverse movie but they shouldn't. They've already done it with No Way Home, people don't wanna see another one especially if this time it's with the Sony characters that a lot of people don't care about.
@@donazard8884 I feel like the Spider-Man MCU films are an anomaly. Especially No Way Home cause it along with Shang-Chi were the ONLY stunning films of phase 4. Wakanda Forever I'd say is great but not AMAZING. I'm just nervous about Marvel at this moment cause they NEED a banger and I hope Deadpool is it. I wouldn't want to see a Spider-Man in college trilogy with new villains UNLESS I knew for a FACT that Marvel can make good content CONSISTENTLY.
@@ribottostudio
They’ve never been consistent, it’s always been ups and downs, and if you want some more bangers there’s Loki and MoonKnight.
@@donazard8884you might like it, but I hate Homecoming and Far From Home. They felt pretty mediocre, I almost had more fun Amazing with Spider-Man.
@@ZEHAHAHA9697
... They are great movies lmao easily one of the best spiderman movies.
The way I’m never gonna watch this movie…
But I was SO glad to hear Jeremy talk about it and I relish the possibility of a spoiler talk.
Hearing people critique/discuss/rip apart bad movies>>>>>>>>>>watching bad movies (at least the ones that aren't really fun)
My girlfriend forced me to go to this movie and I ended up really enjoying it. Haters gonna hate. She then told me that the reason why she wanted me to go to this movie so bad(paid for everything), was that she was hearing really bad reviews on it and thought that I would think it was funny with how bad it was. Turned out good. I’m a bit of a major movie snob and I hate pretty much everything in theatres, to the point I don’t even bother looking at what’s playing anymore(Oppenheimer was torture), so I had never heard about this movie, and she told me not to look at any of the posters or anything that would tip me off to what we were about to watch, we also entered the movie five minutes late so that I purposely missed the title screen. It was good
At 2:30, he goes full Jim Carrey. You never go full Jim Carrey.
(Just kidding. Great vid, as always!)
That was one of the smoothest transitions into a "word from our sponsor" that I've ever seen.
I want more of you doing acting Jeremy! Like that Matrix thing you did! Clearly you have the comedic timing and understanding of the craft.
He literally did Jim Carrey when he said 'Hotttttttttt....Garbage!!!!
The verbal slide in to product placement was sublime. Fun review as well
And the fact that Jeremy looks like Ezekiel Sims makes it even better
One of the few critics out there with Integrity . May jahns never want to dream about making films one day