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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @youtubepolice4310
    @youtubepolice4310 2 года назад +26811

    “Are you happy to see me or is that a shotgun in your pants?”
    “Actually-“

  • @crescentcabbage8065
    @crescentcabbage8065 Год назад +5076

    “What are you carrying today?”
    “An F-22 raptor”

  • @iActuallyLiveinUtah
    @iActuallyLiveinUtah 2 года назад +2006

    "What are you carrying today?"
    *"A navy ship." ☠️*

  • @definitelyduse
    @definitelyduse Год назад +1353

    Bro pulled a Mossberg outta skinny jeans😂 He’s the MVP😂😂😂😂

  • @Jay2stone
    @Jay2stone 2 года назад +5380

    "Oh just a bazooka strapped to my back"

  • @NotJackAlderson
    @NotJackAlderson 2 года назад +3679

    “What are you carrying today?”
    “Oh, just the keys to my tank”

    • @farmsgrace341
      @farmsgrace341 2 года назад +15

      Tanks don't have keys.

    • @nameisntjamesdillysofckoff2765
      @nameisntjamesdillysofckoff2765 2 года назад +61

      @@farmsgrace341 Touch grass

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 2 года назад +2

      ALL MY INSECURITIES

    • @mazraelventacus914
      @mazraelventacus914 2 года назад +15

      *Store rumbles*
      What in Gods name is that?
      Oh? it's my perfectly legal Gustav railway cannon don't tell the ATF or big rail.

    • @cctj-ie7kq
      @cctj-ie7kq 2 года назад +3

      "𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙚"

  • @trollimusprime8521
    @trollimusprime8521 2 года назад +3074

    “Lary, what are you carrying today?”
    “The nuclear launch codes”

  • @9770G
    @9770G Год назад +196

    Guy with M17 pointed at his junk is brave af 😂

    • @Dixienormus-u8
      @Dixienormus-u8 10 месяцев назад +21

      I was thinking the same thing 😂 just putting it in and out of the holster must have the same intensity as disarming a bomb *drop of sweat runs down eye brow

    • @matthewherndon1776
      @matthewherndon1776 9 месяцев назад +7

      It's over if he's in a fist fight 😂

    • @xanaxhomie
      @xanaxhomie 8 месяцев назад +5

      Clearly you have no gun knowledge and just wanna look cool

    • @DocHudson420
      @DocHudson420 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@xanaxhomieclearly you have no knowledge of the ND’s they’re known for.

    • @xanaxhomie
      @xanaxhomie 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@DocHudson420 The M17 isnt known for ND's because they have a thumb safety

  • @148Reaper
    @148Reaper 2 года назад +1890

    "What are you carrying?" "Ohh just an RPG up the old prison purse."

    • @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419
      @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419 2 года назад +8

      No one in the video said that

    • @dylanelmore5070
      @dylanelmore5070 2 года назад +60

      @@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419 thanks captain obvious thought I missed one.
      This comment, like the original one, is something called "sarcasm". Any questions just ask

    • @marcomartinez1937
      @marcomartinez1937 2 года назад +10

      The best comment yet

    • @sweatkieth
      @sweatkieth 2 года назад +6

      Lmfao

    • @sweatkieth
      @sweatkieth 2 года назад +9

      @@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419 damn I thought I heard someone say that

  • @charlesjohnson1218
    @charlesjohnson1218 2 года назад +637

    " What are you carrying today ?"
    " Man I got my suppressed AK w/ M203 launcher ."

    • @thepeanut3126
      @thepeanut3126 2 года назад +17

      An m203 doesnt fit on an Ak, that would be the GP25

    • @charlesjohnson1218
      @charlesjohnson1218 2 года назад +1

      @@thepeanut3126 I seen one on Rambo 3 . That was a movie prop gun tho. But you're right.

    • @jaythelap6089
      @jaythelap6089 2 года назад

      If the M203 is not on an M4 then Iyon want it

    • @Bsebt
      @Bsebt 2 года назад +1

      @@thepeanut3126 I came to say this but you already said it, so I guess I just came.

    • @notalexzander2
      @notalexzander2 2 года назад +1

      @@thepeanut3126 I mean with a railed handguard or a bit of duct tape…

  • @kvlt22
    @kvlt22 2 года назад +9507

    Everybody must’ve been sitting with perfect posture that day lol

    • @THEGOLDENFAMY
      @THEGOLDENFAMY 2 года назад +108

      It’s a Friday!

    • @TexasMadeShooter
      @TexasMadeShooter 2 года назад +61

      🤣🤣 all i kept thinking!!

    • @marksc1929
      @marksc1929 2 года назад +41

      It was meant to be satirical… im pretty sure they carry , daily

    • @tanneradams20
      @tanneradams20 2 года назад +138

      It’s not hard when you’re skinny. My brother solely appendix carries and my fat ass is baffled

    • @evanf1443
      @evanf1443 2 года назад +39

      Yeah appendix wouldn’t be my first choice ever but especially not with a full size. I carry full size regularly but it tends to sit somewhere between 4 and 6 o’clock for me.

  • @josephdobson2773
    @josephdobson2773 Год назад +41

    I loved how he pulled that shotgun out of nowhere like GTA 😂

    • @jimf.1318
      @jimf.1318 4 месяца назад +1

      How do you think Niko did it?

  • @Dr.Dankerson
    @Dr.Dankerson 2 года назад +1308

    “What’d you bring to work today?” “Pulls Bazooka out of pants”

  • @cheezy_purp3545
    @cheezy_purp3545 2 года назад +637

    "What are you carrying?"
    "Oh nothing just a sniper rifle"

    • @Tm_37
      @Tm_37 2 года назад

      Nice one 😂

  • @bk_blaze718
    @bk_blaze718 2 года назад +1596

    Joe giving me "Baby Terminator" vibes ... Leather jacket and pulling shotguns outta nowhere 😂😂😂

    • @deangelothompson67
      @deangelothompson67 2 года назад +2

      He gone get gunned down trying to pull that shit out

    • @user-td1zo3tv9p
      @user-td1zo3tv9p 2 года назад +14

      What WAS disturbing about Joe was his (?) rolled up stretchy jeans I fear he borrowed from his wife/girlfriends side of the closet. Dude, WTF, Over?!? Let's BE a MAN or turn in your Man Card, Bro!! LMAO

    • @fistfirst7355
      @fistfirst7355 2 года назад +7

      He looks like Jeffrey dahmer

    • @Vipersshorts
      @Vipersshorts 2 года назад

      Shot gun he having a Daddy moment

    • @bobthesaucegod903
      @bobthesaucegod903 2 года назад +16

      @@user-td1zo3tv9p God reading your comment hurts no one acts like this stop being hate bait

  • @telo990
    @telo990 Год назад +34

    Joe waited his whole life for this moment 😂

  • @codycooper141
    @codycooper141 Год назад +1040

    “Walter what are you carrying today?”
    “37 pounds of crystal meth.”

  • @StormBringare
    @StormBringare 2 года назад +1668

    "I like to keep this handy for close encounters."
    Edit: nice to see so many Aliens fans!

  • @ReallyFrickinEasy
    @ReallyFrickinEasy Год назад +47

    Joe would bring the entire fridge to school lunch

  • @Wuqz
    @Wuqz 2 года назад +4266

    "I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher."

    • @miguelgarro1297
      @miguelgarro1297 2 года назад

      @@harold6603 love the racism but last I look it’s not people of color losing there mind, and acting in mass shootings.

    • @brighamruud5090
      @brighamruud5090 2 года назад +37

      @@harold6603 bruh…

    • @you69lariyanm66
      @you69lariyanm66 2 года назад +11

      @@brighamruud5090 ikr

    • @hairymanwich478
      @hairymanwich478 2 года назад +27

      @@harold6603 👴🏻

    • @SaccStomper
      @SaccStomper 2 года назад

      @@harold6603 people are still racist? Caveman shit

  • @MrXboy7870
    @MrXboy7870 2 года назад +1141

    " What are you carrying today? "
    " keys and few buttons from the submarine "

    • @maxphilly
      @maxphilly 2 года назад +5

      I have more keys and bigger buttons

    • @j.m6334
      @j.m6334 2 года назад +1

      @@maxphilly i have bigger buttons

    • @polishpat95
      @polishpat95 2 года назад +2

      From the submarine?
      Nope. From the anti tank Cannon!

    • @DrazCo88
      @DrazCo88 2 года назад

      @@maxphilly I have bigger buttons

    • @brianllamas3719
      @brianllamas3719 2 года назад

      No one actually gets the joke 😂 lol

  • @justamuffhugger6733
    @justamuffhugger6733 2 года назад +1832

    “What’d you take to work?”
    “Just the ol’ M1 Abrams”

    • @daniellj0114
      @daniellj0114 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @marioshroom1
      @marioshroom1 2 года назад

      Unzips his fly and it just falls out

    • @Therodaas
      @Therodaas 2 года назад +8

      Its medicinal!

    • @drumsnroses3106
      @drumsnroses3106 2 года назад

      💀💀

    • @joshuametz3270
      @joshuametz3270 2 года назад +1

      Nice, but I think I got you beat... I take B-1 Lancer to work🤣🤣🤣

  • @hiwhatsyourname-u3h
    @hiwhatsyourname-u3h Год назад +17

    Bro got a whole ass shotgun in his prison wallet😂😂😂

  • @petearaiza2293
    @petearaiza2293 Год назад +352

    Her “your hard already” him “no it’s a shotgun”😂😂

    • @jcvwz
      @jcvwz Год назад

      😂😂😭

    • @jcvwz
      @jcvwz Год назад

      bro that shit is so unnecessary and would not be helpful at all if someone runs up tryna rob you w a handgun😂

    • @thisiconisactuallygoofysfa9960
      @thisiconisactuallygoofysfa9960 Год назад +1

      @@jcvwznah really?

    • @SargonPG3D
      @SargonPG3D Год назад

      @@jcvwzthe worst thing you could do in any stickup is to reach for anything other than your wallet. Unless your wallet is in the same relative spot and you can just quickdraw their ass

  • @izaisruiz9212
    @izaisruiz9212 2 года назад +629

    “What are you carrying today”
    “Oh, just a coked out chihuahua”

  • @Kmecha84
    @Kmecha84 2 года назад +1176

    "what are you carrying today?"
    "Shot off nuts"

    • @hottrod9504
      @hottrod9504 2 года назад +32

      Naw fr im not into this style of carrying

    • @mrfastlane45
      @mrfastlane45 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Richardv24
      @Richardv24 2 года назад +8

      I would never carry like that. I’m looking forward to have kids when I get older

    • @brasstacksboxing409
      @brasstacksboxing409 2 года назад

      @@hottrod9504 how u like to carry?

    • @MrJoeylj
      @MrJoeylj 2 года назад

      Exactly.

  • @ApeZombie
    @ApeZombie Год назад +11

    Joe casually becoming my favorite RUclips character

  • @dannop2562
    @dannop2562 2 года назад +519

    “Have a seat Joe.”
    “No thanks.”
    “Please, sit.”
    “I… just can’t. I mean, I really cannot”

    • @God0fGoofs
      @God0fGoofs 2 года назад +3

      @Rick Astley lmao so how'd the rest of that day of school go? 🤔

    • @Tupac229922
      @Tupac229922 2 года назад +3

      @Rick Astley Uh, somebodys gonna get visited soon...

    • @youtubepolice4310
      @youtubepolice4310 2 года назад +2

      @Rick Astley RUclips Police. I see that as a, absolute W.

    • @God0fGoofs
      @God0fGoofs 2 года назад

      @Rick Astley well how'd ya do? New highscore?

    • @MrGrace
      @MrGrace 2 года назад

      @Rick Astley thats not cool to joke about anymore. There are more than 40 school shootings per year now. It happens so often that the news doesn't report on them all. Lets be a little more sensitive.

  • @drippyvillager1522
    @drippyvillager1522 2 года назад +160

    homie pulled that shotgun outta no where 💀💀

  • @Activasz
    @Activasz 2 года назад +345

    "What are u carrying"
    "Just a Barrett M82"

    • @tokyo2moscow792
      @tokyo2moscow792 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂 the way I spit my coffee reading this

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 2 года назад +2

      If you are willing to be on the Wait-List-From-Hell the Serbu BFG-50a is lighter, more accurate, and more reliable than the M82. Reason that the Serbu was turned down by the military for the Barrett was when they asked Mark Serbu if he could produce 500 to 1000 a year for them he essentially said "No, and I don't want to be in a position where I could."

    • @ClaytonBigsby01
      @ClaytonBigsby01 2 года назад +1

      @@Jeremiah90526 based .

    • @Kevin-dt9xm
      @Kevin-dt9xm 2 года назад

      Everybody is out here debating 9mm or .45 for EDC, but im rockin the .50bmg

  • @YankJrShoots
    @YankJrShoots 4 месяца назад +3

    Joe need a psych eval 😂 everytime we see he he goes overboard .. JOE CHILL ! THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES YET! 😂😂

  • @saltmaltbh1870
    @saltmaltbh1870 2 года назад +198

    That last dude waited years for this moment

    • @tagmad0033
      @tagmad0033 2 года назад +1

      They all wait years!

  • @colinl3432
    @colinl3432 2 года назад +495

    “Arnold what are you carrying today?”
    *Arnold: Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.*

  • @abetobykakekapetum8828
    @abetobykakekapetum8828 2 года назад +239

    "What are you carrying?"
    "Oh I have my key of a launch code for a nuclear missile"

    • @Arthiem
      @Arthiem 2 года назад +3

      Fun fact from the cold war all the way up to 2013 the nuclear launch codes were 0000000 because Nixon wanted to be able to launch at a moments notice without any confusion relaying the numbers.

    • @YoungStrokerTheBodySnatcher22
      @YoungStrokerTheBodySnatcher22 2 года назад +4

      @@Arthiem source: trust me bro

    • @ouzi9122
      @ouzi9122 2 года назад +1

      Hahahahahaha amazing

  • @jordanfamilysoblessed5604
    @jordanfamilysoblessed5604 2 месяца назад +3

    The guy who didn’t pulls his out like a cowboy is the real shooter😅

  • @zakaria600
    @zakaria600 2 года назад +692

    what are you carrying today?
    * grabs a claymore detonator out his pocket*

  • @tabiousboatright
    @tabiousboatright 2 года назад +517

    I love the grin on their face when he pulls out a shotgun.

    • @Soboba.Fett69
      @Soboba.Fett69 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/h_9ATQFgu9o/видео.html

    • @420jdb
      @420jdb 2 года назад +14

      He was that one quiet kid on class who didn't get pushed too far. Now he just waits for it at work

    • @MrFreeman406
      @MrFreeman406 2 года назад +2

      He is Mad Max 😉😉

    • @HeangKoing
      @HeangKoing Год назад

      Amazing

  • @chopboxstudios5420
    @chopboxstudios5420 2 года назад +414

    "what do you carry?"
    "*drops entire inventory*"

  • @dovahkiin6277
    @dovahkiin6277 2 года назад +294

    *Pulls a Panzer out of my pants* "I got this from my grandfather"

  • @chriscadena2219
    @chriscadena2219 Год назад +3

    “A Mossberg Shokwave!! You know, casual wearing”!! 😂🤣

  • @pbfunky8611
    @pbfunky8611 2 года назад +351

    Shotgun had no shells 😢 but it was hilarious to see him pull it out of nowhere, 😂 good stuff

    • @Cwc98.
      @Cwc98. 2 года назад

      Would u put a loaded shotgun in your pants

    • @anonymouse7394
      @anonymouse7394 2 года назад +4

      How can u even probably tell if it's loaded or not through a screen

    • @jasonn277
      @jasonn277 2 года назад +44

      @@anonymouse7394 no round was chambered when he racked it, and no round left the chamber when he racked it. That’s how you can tell it’s empty, plus you’d see the next shell sitting in the tube ready to go.

    • @__boo
      @__boo 2 года назад +5

      @@anonymouse7394 You would see a slight bit of red on most pump shotguns.

    • @pbfunky8611
      @pbfunky8611 2 года назад +3

      @@anonymouse7394 if you know you know 🤷 and if you don't know you do

  • @Abel-wb4xk
    @Abel-wb4xk 2 года назад +264

    What are you carrying today? Shawn- “ well today I got the pecker blaster 5000 on“ 😂😂😂

  • @Gatorade711
    @Gatorade711 2 года назад +659

    “What are you carrying today?”
    “A thermonuclear bo-

  • @roseyRedd
    @roseyRedd Год назад +4

    The guy wit the shotgun going places! 😂😂😂😂

  • @TroyWilkinson978
    @TroyWilkinson978 2 года назад +71

    Him - "what you carryin today?"
    Me - "Just a motorized Howitzer, you know, Fridaaays"

  • @forrome681
    @forrome681 Год назад +113

    "What are you carrying today?"
    "Just a Panzer lV."

  • @terryreyes1125
    @terryreyes1125 2 года назад +337

    "Just a casual little friday" 🤣🤣

    • @DeathLivezs
      @DeathLivezs 2 года назад +2

      shotgun love that u silly but definitely made the opponent shit when u whip that one out

    • @dancearoundtheworld5360
      @dancearoundtheworld5360 2 года назад

      black from the waste down 🗿

    • @mouseblackcat5263
      @mouseblackcat5263 2 года назад

      At 6'2 I unironicaly used to carry a Remington pistol grip 18" barrel shotgun in my BDU waistband when I did Mobile Concession and Vending as a Teen. (Couldnt carry a Handgun) and never had an issue with it along side my hip, even sitting down.

  • @thetruthhurts5596
    @thetruthhurts5596 2 месяца назад +2

    I like the way Joe is moving in these streets

  • @Kn_nick
    @Kn_nick Год назад +642

    The guy carrying the Shotgun is my entire personality

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr Год назад +8

      reddit the personality

    • @EsuZeno
      @EsuZeno Год назад

      School shooter?

    • @skiddlyd.244
      @skiddlyd.244 Год назад

      For sure. You’re definitely an unloaded shotgun kinda personality. Very dull.

    • @VinelandVinny
      @VinelandVinny Год назад

      You sound like a chronically online dork

    • @Deicide219
      @Deicide219 3 месяца назад

      I have the 12g mag fed version!

  • @AquaBinz
    @AquaBinz Год назад +278

    “Full size Friday, what’re you carrying?”
    *_the ABRAMS tank in his pocket_*

    • @tsarytsin
      @tsarytsin Год назад +1

      Shit, he's packing an A-10 Warthog.

  • @bryoncontreras8083
    @bryoncontreras8083 2 года назад +152

    The guy carrying the shotgun made me laugh😂😂😂

    • @ctuan13
      @ctuan13 2 года назад +5

      *"Firearm" according to the ATF

    • @jiggnorth3593
      @jiggnorth3593 2 года назад +1

      That was the goal

    • @theallseeingarmpit5519
      @theallseeingarmpit5519 2 года назад +2

      Me to, I mean look at those rolled up pants!

    • @pulaski1
      @pulaski1 2 года назад +1

      @@ctuan13 Yup, the "absolutely _not_ a shotgun!" 😆

    • @christian6381
      @christian6381 2 года назад +1

      Started cackling with "mosberg" and "carrying" in the same sentence

  • @lt.petemaverickmitchell7113
    @lt.petemaverickmitchell7113 2 месяца назад +3

    Judging by Joe’s jeans and shoes, I wouldn’t have guessed he was a shotgun guy 😂

  • @thevibedoctorphd
    @thevibedoctorphd Год назад +110

    Imagine mugging a guy and then he pulls a shotgun on you like it's gta

    • @stevendungan6136
      @stevendungan6136 Год назад +1

      Have you not seen the machete belts plus I can carry a Glock 17 in my pocket and u not noticed it lol

    • @bananasmcduck630
      @bananasmcduck630 8 месяцев назад

      In skinny jeans too

  • @toyotaprius8275
    @toyotaprius8275 2 года назад +745

    “Stay strapped or get clapped”
    -Abraham Lincoln probably

    • @flounder2760
      @flounder2760 2 года назад +1

      Im stealing this.

    • @JustJefe_
      @JustJefe_ 2 года назад +12

      Doubt it was him bro got smoked

    • @RekLaw43
      @RekLaw43 2 года назад +4

      @@JustJefe_ 😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that comment to get me through the rest of my work day!

    • @Xxrayy
      @Xxrayy 2 года назад +2

      My girls stays strapped but it's a different kind of strap

    • @dylan2860
      @dylan2860 2 года назад

      he probably said it to god all things considered lol

  • @maxkreuzer
    @maxkreuzer 2 года назад +90

    "What are you carrying?"
    "15kg of explosives"
    ".....Wha-"
    "Mutually assured destruction on a personal level"

  • @isaacmorris625
    @isaacmorris625 Год назад +1

    It's the posing like they never expected the camera man for me

  • @Goat-tb9re
    @Goat-tb9re 2 года назад +330

    "What are you carrying today"
    "Just a Chucky doll holding a kitchen knife"

  • @GasBabyDee58
    @GasBabyDee58 2 года назад +400

    : What are you carrying today?
    **pulls a whole draco out of pants**

    • @juniorlindo5489
      @juniorlindo5489 2 года назад

      I died 😂

    • @Down2GetGuap
      @Down2GetGuap 2 года назад

      Lol😂

    • @khudeerkhdier5226
      @khudeerkhdier5226 2 года назад +4

      Thats a whole shotgun not draco bud

    • @Catfish.Knudsen
      @Catfish.Knudsen 2 года назад +2

      Yea I mean ur able to carry a long barreled ar 15 in ur sweatpants concealed but u gotta take the stock & scope/ iron sights off (@ least for me) so it’s p inaccurate & shit but idk if that’s still better then having just a pistol🤷🏾‍♂️ still a 5.56/223. Even a Draco will fit (7.62x39). Maybe for walkn around the block or down to the store or sum. Still would rather jus keep a ar in my car

    • @trillwill3258
      @trillwill3258 2 года назад +3

      @@khudeerkhdier5226 he meant that as a joke take it as one bud

  • @Bobbie-l6n
    @Bobbie-l6n 8 месяцев назад +1

    The third guy was the only responsible carrier he didn't needlessly draw his weapon for no reason

    • @FuegoNews
      @FuegoNews 5 месяцев назад +1

      It was a sig you gotta be careful touching those things

  • @Blackheart_618
    @Blackheart_618 2 года назад +104

    "Is that a 20 guage mossberg shotgun in your pants or you just happy to see me?"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paisano316
    @paisano316 2 года назад +29

    “What are you carrying?”
    “Oh, just an AC-130 gunship circling overhead.”

  • @josepena1675
    @josepena1675 2 года назад +199

    “Oh you wanna rob me?? Well I got something for you!” Proceeds to pull out the shotty🤣

    • @bestkickz2464
      @bestkickz2464 2 года назад +1

      Ohhh you gonna do me like that?? OK cool, first just let me get this lint out of my pocket… GUN COMPARTMENT!

  • @Joshua_Arena
    @Joshua_Arena 2 месяца назад +1

    "What are u carrying today"?
    Me: A-10 Warthog fighter jet

  • @YTSTK89
    @YTSTK89 2 года назад +495

    "What are you carrying today?"
    "Oh, just the codes to the football"

  • @Ndnxnsnsn
    @Ndnxnsnsn 2 года назад +171

    “Is that a mossberg shockwave in your trousers or are you just happy to see me ?”

    • @robertt261
      @robertt261 2 года назад +2

      Actually-

    • @NoMaskTj
      @NoMaskTj 2 года назад

      lmfaoooooooooooooooo

    • @medigjl4
      @medigjl4 2 года назад

      "Maybe it's both, wanna find out?"

    • @williambrucesanders6878
      @williambrucesanders6878 2 года назад +1

      Yes yes I am . I actually bought this lil guy in June almost done customization 😁🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿

    • @Ndnxnsnsn
      @Ndnxnsnsn 2 года назад +2

      “Either way you’ll be taking a shot to the chest “

  • @troyraymund8256
    @troyraymund8256 2 года назад +51

    What are you wearing today?
    Me: 4 IED’s strapped to my chest

  • @mrstargazing4580
    @mrstargazing4580 3 месяца назад +1

    "What are you carrying ?"
    : umm an RPG-7 ... y'know just a casual thursday.

  • @mikkelsmikkel8070
    @mikkelsmikkel8070 2 года назад +252

    “What are you carrying today?” “Emotional baggageeeee”

  • @khylesamuelkimmelanio688
    @khylesamuelkimmelanio688 Год назад +88

    *"What are you carrying today?"*
    *"A C-RAM"*

  • @felipesalas6389
    @felipesalas6389 Год назад +1

    Between the leather jacket and the shotgun, that last guy was dressed up like The Terminator

  • @mr._durden_
    @mr._durden_ 2 года назад +137

    “Matt, what are you wearing?”
    “It’s Nerf or Nothing”
    “Get dressed”

  • @TapRackTyler
    @TapRackTyler 2 года назад +34

    “Just a Mossberg Shockwave” 🤣🔥🤘🏼

  • @CarbonBeing88
    @CarbonBeing88 2 года назад +62

    "Brick, where'd you get a grenade?"
    "I don't know."🤣🤣

  • @elsingon7464
    @elsingon7464 3 месяца назад +2

    You always leave the best for LAST !! 😂😂

  • @kalvinflowers6178
    @kalvinflowers6178 2 года назад +39

    Something about muzzling my junk just sit right. I’m definitely a hip carrier.

    • @jzombie82
      @jzombie82 2 года назад +6

      Sad how far I scrolled to see this comment and it only has 15 likes

    • @collinb.8542
      @collinb.8542 2 года назад

      I'm not even old enough to carry nor do I own a handgun but I'm rly trying to figure out how I'm gonna conceal on the hip. I plan on HOPEFULLY being able to save up for a Wilson Combat EDC X9 by 21, but then I have no idea how to conceal it since I'm a very skinny dude.

    • @dtdlilcoold
      @dtdlilcoold 2 года назад

      @@jzombie82 because it's a common way to carry. You get used to it.

  • @budgie825
    @budgie825 Год назад +620

    When you sit at the weird table during school lunch

    • @MikeC_3
      @MikeC_3 Год назад

      Definitely smell like sweat and shit covered with Old spice

    • @lebendesam
      @lebendesam Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @elhugeo
      @elhugeo Год назад +5

      a genius of dark comedy you sir

    • @fluffycuddles8008
      @fluffycuddles8008 Год назад +2

      *quiet table*

    • @oalmikee1234
      @oalmikee1234 Год назад

      Please think about that ie school .all people care about schools and that statement just got me to say,this point.have a good day be safe.thank you for your time reading

  • @johnny_wrench
    @johnny_wrench 2 года назад +33

    "What are you carrying?"
    "Oh just the GAU-8 from an A10. It's Full Size Friday, right?"

  • @adnanhimaloy3665
    @adnanhimaloy3665 Год назад +1

    The worst area for a maniac to create a mass shooting.

  • @htx_jp9746
    @htx_jp9746 2 года назад +52

    “Just your casual Friday” 💀

  • @KittyGamer1514
    @KittyGamer1514 Год назад +90

    "What are you carrying?"
    "Uh... A Makarov, one in the pipe, 8 in the magazine, and seven extra mags."

  • @anthonyvlogs01
    @anthonyvlogs01 2 года назад +379

    “What’re you carrying today?”
    “Oh just the weight of depression killing me slowly everyday” :,)

    • @geoffblevins977
      @geoffblevins977 2 года назад +8

      Don't go to McDonald's they got fake nuggets

    • @gregwatruba4541
      @gregwatruba4541 2 года назад +7

      @@geoffblevins977 and the ice cream machine is broken.

    • @brandoku7003
      @brandoku7003 2 года назад +3

      @@geoffblevins977 and their big macs are basically a glorified salad with a little bit of beef

    • @merloponty7776
      @merloponty7776 2 года назад +4

      Damn bro, that must be heavy😬. There's a guy called Jesus who can help you carry it for free😎. If you're ever interested, he'll help you!

    • @geoffblevins977
      @geoffblevins977 2 года назад +1

      @@merloponty7776 my Jesus is Black

  • @MuhammadSaadKhan-e8g
    @MuhammadSaadKhan-e8g 3 месяца назад +1

    Last one was fucking good 🔥😅

  • @Eca-Tube
    @Eca-Tube 2 года назад +42

    Robber(tries to rob store) them “ you came at the wrong day it’s full size Friday”😂😂😂

    • @jamesdukes597
      @jamesdukes597 2 года назад +1

      my experience from gta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bornwisedistruction
      @bornwisedistruction 2 года назад +1

      Right day for the guys in the shop celebrating FF🤣

    • @WcDame
      @WcDame 2 года назад +1

      Imagine the panic 😂😂 gonna be ducking behind cover like “These dudes been shooting for a long time man they gotta reload right”

    • @Eca-Tube
      @Eca-Tube 2 года назад

      @@WcDame 😂😂😂

  • @sethgt1234
    @sethgt1234 2 года назад +18

    I love how the 3rd guy doesn't want to blow his balls off. I know that they all had good finger placement and all, but I don't want to ever have the chance of something happening, so I don't pull anything out of holster unless necessary. Like putting on / taking off for the day, or having to actually use it. ( which I hope I will never need to use it )

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 2 года назад

      It has happened…
      I've read news stories about guys shooting their junk with _a carry fail._
      Just look at all the videos of 'shooting yourself in the leg' with a standard side holster and extrapolate.

    • @lemonsqweezy9532
      @lemonsqweezy9532 2 года назад

      @@casbot71 precisely why I'll never carry a gun pointed at my dick and femoral artery.

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 2 года назад +50

    “What are you carrying?”
    Me: The weight of my father’s disapproval.

    • @Yotikzz
      @Yotikzz 2 года назад +2

      No1 cares 💀

    • @tuzcan-
      @tuzcan- 2 года назад

      @@Yotikzz kinda like your keyboard reviews nobody cares

  • @rree1514
    @rree1514 Месяц назад

    Last dude is literally a video game character carrying weapons like that in plain clothes

  • @whomagoose6897
    @whomagoose6897 2 года назад +137

    I wonder if the girlfriend of the last guy with the Shockwave will ask, "is that a shotgun? Or, you just glad to see me "

    • @GCM.
      @GCM. 2 года назад +6

      A gun that big is either compensating for the lack of ability to grow a full beard or something else in the pants. She already knows it's a shotgun she doesn't have to ask.

    • @steadly3668
      @steadly3668 2 года назад +12

      Well he is wearing her pants..

    • @Scaar420
      @Scaar420 2 года назад +1

      @@steadly3668 😂

    • @H20watertime
      @H20watertime 2 года назад

      Yoooo🤣🤣😂

    • @dantelibretatis5473
      @dantelibretatis5473 2 года назад +1

      You mean his boyfriend?

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino Год назад +303

    You guys are putting a lot of trust in those holsters. The family line depends on it 😂😂

    • @joebone3151
      @joebone3151 Год назад +5

      The one with m9 nah that is military pistol safer then any glockenspiel on earth it had to replace th 1911 which is the safest pistol on earth the berreta is second to non except the 1911. Also those glocks jam and melt all the time after a 3rd or 4th magazine not good for battle

    • @ValhallaAMV
      @ValhallaAMV Год назад +13

      ​@@joebone3151glocks melting sfter 3 or 4 mags? .... source?
      Also, anyone who uses a good IWB holster will tell you it's way safer than you think.

    • @jordanturner509
      @jordanturner509 Год назад +4

      In no expert but im pretty sure the holster won't stop a bullet just stops you pulling the trigger a piece of tape would be sufficient as long as nothing can get in front of the trigger

    • @jessebarnett4205
      @jessebarnett4205 Год назад

      @@joebone3151 Joe how does it feel to be that stupid. I have straight up put hundreds of rounds through my Glocks back to back hundreds of times. The Navy Seals toss a M9 in the trash while picking up a 19x but you know better than tier 1 operators right because you shot an aggressive chicken once 😂😂😂

    • @jessebarnett4205
      @jessebarnett4205 Год назад +8

      @@ValhallaAMV For every person who says something like a M9 is safe to carry that way I will show you an E-1 with a negligent discharge. Every time I want to say only Democrats are stupid I remember the last conversation I had in a gun thread 😂😂😂. Thanks for calling out BS. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot individuals 🤣

  • @DrHouseTechHouse
    @DrHouseTechHouse 2 года назад +38

    "what u carrying today?"
    - aaahh just my m60 with extra belts

  • @jovanedwards3589
    @jovanedwards3589 Год назад +2

    the dude in the leather always got that gangster shit

  • @clarkberrie9045
    @clarkberrie9045 2 года назад +431

    funny how Joe had a shotgun, isn't that Brandon said you needed🇦🇺

    • @JBVantage1
      @JBVantage1 2 года назад +11

      Yeah a double barrel 🤣 that’s a tactical shotgun

    • @clarkberrie9045
      @clarkberrie9045 2 года назад +21

      @@JBVantage1 that must be the mythical AR 14.

    • @elachakamikaze9356
      @elachakamikaze9356 2 года назад +4

      @@JBVantage1 lol no it's not a shotgun it's a firearm

    • @elachakamikaze9356
      @elachakamikaze9356 2 года назад

      @@JBVantage1 if it was a shotgun it'd be illegal

    • @elachakamikaze9356
      @elachakamikaze9356 2 года назад +3

      @@JBVantage1 just recently bought one it's not double barrel either

  • @bisonthomas3533
    @bisonthomas3533 Год назад +17

    “What are you carrying today?”
    “Oh nothing just the infinity gauntlet”

  • @tyler70878
    @tyler70878 2 года назад +45

    "What are you carrying today?"
    "Oh just the passwords to the pentagon with the launch codes to the nuclear warheads"

  • @yahbuddy827
    @yahbuddy827 Год назад

    M17 is where it’s at. So damn accurate

  • @ViralityG
    @ViralityG 2 года назад +13

    I'd be terrified to have a gun constantly pointing at my manhood lol

    • @WeaponizedAutismiii
      @WeaponizedAutismiii 2 года назад +5

      Have a good holster and you don't got to worry about it

    • @dannyf4447
      @dannyf4447 2 года назад +2

      And keep your booger finger of the boom switch

    • @jamessmothers4414
      @jamessmothers4414 2 года назад

      Yeah I carry in the back. I can’t get comfortable front carrying in most my clothes. I’ve always carried rear.

    • @dannyf4447
      @dannyf4447 2 года назад +1

      @@jamessmothers4414 : for me, depends on the circumstances and what I’m doing. Then that will determine the best location. Some cases I don’t look for comfort, I want effectiveness.

  • @jaylonforeman1968
    @jaylonforeman1968 2 года назад +28

    “What are you carrying today “
    “Oh nothing , jus couple nuclear launch codes”

  • @Captain00Chaos
    @Captain00Chaos 2 года назад +32

    "What are you carrying today?"
    "Just the weight of regrets from past choices I've made it life"

  • @Chicky_Lumps
    @Chicky_Lumps Год назад +2

    I'm legitimately impressed how well that shotgun hid in his clothes. He probably had to walk pretty stiff though...

  • @leothekitten9810
    @leothekitten9810 2 года назад +36

    “What are you carrying today”
    “Oh just my casual M240”

  • @a.b.m6502
    @a.b.m6502 2 года назад +57

    "what are you carrying"
    "idk but it's pointed towards my family jewels so no worries"

    • @ParadoxISPower
      @ParadoxISPower 2 года назад +2

      A gun cannot fire without a bullet in the chamber, don't be afraid of gun's its people that are scary.

    • @lrom5445
      @lrom5445 2 года назад +6

      @@ParadoxISPower It's good to have a healthy fear of guns, in my opinion. You hear stories about people who shoot themselves while cleaning their firearms or doing something stupid. That's because they lost that fear at some point.
      I've never like appendix carry. Any of those guns could have been chambers. I don't want to have to rack the slide before shooting in a tense situation, so I carry with one in the pipe.

    • @1cyw0rdk04
      @1cyw0rdk04 2 года назад +5

      ​@@ParadoxISPower if you carry on an empty chamber, you're a fool, IMHO.
      Guns in good condition don't fire without the trigger being pulled, which is why you don't handle it more than needed. only one of those guys didn't draw to show his gun, I know it's for a video, but if there's no threat, your gun should stay holstered at all times.

    • @austindavis1456
      @austindavis1456 2 года назад +1

      @@ParadoxISPower if you're carrying a gun, a bullet needs to be in the chamber FYI. The average gunfight lasts only 3.5 seconds and you will not have time to rack the slide in that time.

    • @MakeItUpAsIGo
      @MakeItUpAsIGo 2 года назад

      @@austindavis1456 very true, however IDF never has an issue with Israeli carry.