Biden Hires A Youth Interpreter

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  • Опубликовано: 17 апр 2024
  • President Biden is doing whatever it takes to improve his poll numbers among young people.
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  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 24 дня назад +210

    Don't pay attention to polls. VOTE!!

    • @Ian-ie3hy
      @Ian-ie3hy 24 дня назад +4

      this should go without saying..but nope not us 🤣

    • @parasite674
      @parasite674 24 дня назад +4

      I underestimated Trump and I didn't vote. That was the presidential election he won.

    • @joymcguire
      @joymcguire 24 дня назад +4

      @@parasite674 I successfully guilted my nephew to start voting after Bush v Gore. Votes do count- especially in close election cycles!

    • @henkthekiller
      @henkthekiller 24 дня назад

      What about all the times democrats voted against Biden during the primaries?

    • @wolfpacrule
      @wolfpacrule 23 дня назад +1

      exactly the poll is horrible, it's like saying Gen Z switched to flip phone, I was like WHERE and WHO.

  • @rogerlong5585
    @rogerlong5585 24 дня назад +172

    "Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive."

    • @hahah9650
      @hahah9650 24 дня назад +11

      #Airplane!QuotesFTW

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 24 дня назад +19

      The funnier part of that joke is how it's the wholesome mother from Leave it to Beaver speaking jive.

    • @KB-sv7fm
      @KB-sv7fm 24 дня назад +2

      Flight Attendant

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 24 дня назад

      ​@@KB-sv7fmwhoosh

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 24 дня назад +3

      Shit. (Translation: Golly!)

  • @HyperactiveNeuron
    @HyperactiveNeuron 24 дня назад +97

    What he needs is Obama's anger interpreter 😂

  • @actionshark8165
    @actionshark8165 24 дня назад +70

    Polls are misleading. Just vote!

    • @javaman7199
      @javaman7199 2 часа назад

      About polls, does anyone answer calls from unknown numbers anymore?

  • @stevetrockman204
    @stevetrockman204 24 дня назад +29

    I gotta skate. My mom’s picking me up.

  • @clickrick
    @clickrick 17 дней назад +3

    Damn, that's insanely well done!

  • @lynnheath4945
    @lynnheath4945 24 дня назад +68

    Having their own language is a way youth carve out an identity. It's a losing battle to try to speak it, since the whole point is that we can't.

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 24 дня назад +6

      I mean, the whole joke of this video is that Joe Biden is old and out of touch (when in reality he's just one of those things unlike someone else I won't name who is both).

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 24 дня назад

      Someone is missing the classroom 🙂

    • @LV-ii7bi
      @LV-ii7bi 24 дня назад

      I think you mean lingo.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 23 дня назад +3

      Yeah, I'm a hep cat who's groovy and far out, and even awesome at times, but sometimes finds things grody to the max for real, but, doesn't let it affect my rizz... ;-P

  • @stefanboster5728
    @stefanboster5728 24 дня назад +24

    Hard workin’ crew member gets some on-air time with lines for extra cash - sweet! 👍

  • @exilhamburger4802
    @exilhamburger4802 24 дня назад +13

    Sorry, the anger interpreter skit with Pres. Obama at he WHCD is still the standard for this kind of joke!

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 24 дня назад +19

    Haven't seen someone dab since 2017.

    • @jimadams8795
      @jimadams8795 23 дня назад +1

      Really? Stopped getting around?

  • @Tanlantas
    @Tanlantas 23 дня назад +11

    lol.. Its nice to be able to make fun of a sitting president without having to worry about him trying to wipe out your entire livelihood. All the more reason to keep Biden in, and trump out.

    • @dick8997
      @dick8997 19 дней назад

      Cause when he sees himself on TV he just goes... who's that guy

  • @mattgies
    @mattgies 24 дня назад +11

    Was that Robert Reich?

    • @pamr.429
      @pamr.429 24 дня назад

      No, but he was almost as old

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 24 дня назад

      So what?

    • @mattgies
      @mattgies 24 дня назад

      @@bwenluck9812 So what?

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 24 дня назад +10

    This is, of course, the wrong approach. If you want the support of a given demographic, you have to show that demographic that you _hear_ them; not that you can emulate their _slang._

    • @jodieirwin438
      @jodieirwin438 22 дня назад +4

      You may be taking that skit a bit too seriously. 😊

  • @itspersonal3351
    @itspersonal3351 24 дня назад +13

    Shocking, considering student loan forgiveness and omg the climate action! Literally saving our future. Massive Infrastructure investment, Record number of insured under Affordable Care Act, Taking on Big Pharma, record job growth, lowest unemployment in 50 years, producing more energy than we consume for the first time in history, clean energy investments. So many investments that will positively impact our future. We need more young ppl working social media bc Biden’s campaign reach online sucks. 😢 Also, needs help reporting the trolls. I love Biden 🥰💙

    • @elizawulf8180
      @elizawulf8180 20 дней назад

      I think if Biden did the following (and News reported on it), the following could help:
      -Double his number/size of National Monuments (from 5 to 10)
      -Expand eligibility and expand coverage for Medicare & ACA (for self-employed, part-time, and disabled workers - improving coverage for gig economy workers & independent creators)
      -Rejoin the Trans-Pacific Partnership
      -Push for Israel to allow international effort to evacuate of children in Gaza
      -Propose action to criminalize Stochastic Terrorism, Cyberstalking, Doxxing, SWAT-ing, and Deepfakes
      -Designate several Far-Right Hate Groups as Gangs
      -Launch an Investigation to suspend/remove police with ties to known Hate Groups

    • @SLaccount
      @SLaccount 8 дней назад

      It's because of israel, there's no mystery

  • @ECKSDEEEExD
    @ECKSDEEEExD 24 дня назад +50

    I love President Joe Biden

  • @JeanNuttall-hp7rz
    @JeanNuttall-hp7rz 23 дня назад +9

    Polls are crapola 😂

    • @javaman7199
      @javaman7199 2 часа назад

      About polls, does anyone answer calls from unknown numbers anymore?

  • @clockwork8548
    @clockwork8548 16 дней назад +1

    How do ya do, fellow kids!

  • @thegamingrailfan7905
    @thegamingrailfan7905 23 дня назад +5

    How do you do fellow kids

  • @annarose3354
    @annarose3354 23 часа назад

    And I wonder how much he likes what he's hearing

  • @carolloos4424
    @carolloos4424 21 день назад +1

    Biden is amazing

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 24 дня назад +11

    I can respect that because I can barely find the patience to understand what young people are saying. I gave up years ago.

    • @SuperStella1111
      @SuperStella1111 24 дня назад +3

      Oh look everyone. An original old person.

  • @honestcomments8053
    @honestcomments8053 21 день назад +1

    I don't believe it.....he is not in 40s for his approval rate...he must be polling very low because we are worse off the we were 4 years ago.
    Gas and food and pretty much everything else has gone up and product quantity has shrunk. Gas prices 5 dollars a gallon. Crime is up.

  • @kiriuxeosa8716
    @kiriuxeosa8716 15 дней назад

    Can I get a youth translator because I didn't understand any of that!

  • @Mischievous_Muse-nd8gy
    @Mischievous_Muse-nd8gy 19 дней назад

    That's probably not a bad idea! After all that birth certificate guy Orange Flush always talks about had an anger interpreter and it worked so well, so did Michelle! 😂😈

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v 24 дня назад +2

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @hankterreros223
    @hankterreros223 24 дня назад +1

    Cool!

  • @anthonyhurtado7358
    @anthonyhurtado7358 22 дня назад

    💙💙💙Vote For Peace💙💙🇺🇸💙VOTE BLUE💙🇺🇸💙

  • @johnnythomas6723
    @johnnythomas6723 19 дней назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jtilton5
    @jtilton5 21 день назад

    Would have been better if they got Steve Buscemi to do it.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 24 дня назад +3

    MUSIC⚡BAND

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v 24 дня назад

    Dear stivie and al good dear friends ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @theconstanttraveler903
    @theconstanttraveler903 21 день назад +1

    supporting a genocidal ethnostate in committing a genocide doesn't generally vibe with the youth vote

  • @RH-nc8uu
    @RH-nc8uu 24 дня назад

    From current... It's a turkey driving and Youbird not ewwwbird would be better

  • @___beyondhorizon4664
    @___beyondhorizon4664 День назад

    Its also about the Gaza genocide, the younger generation doesn't get their news from mainstream media.

  • @jamesengstrand9600
    @jamesengstrand9600 17 дней назад

    I was going to vote for Biden but after he said that women's rights should be decided by the states not him. He doesn't want to do that but he thinks someone should tell women what they can and cannot do. Maybe the states should think about women's voting rights. THEY HAVE TO LEARN THIER PLACE! (PLEASE READ WITH SARCASM)

  • @omalor
    @omalor 24 дня назад +2

    That was the weakest intro ever.

  • @youtubecensors5419
    @youtubecensors5419 23 дня назад +2

    Who knew intentionally tanking the economy would irritate young people?

    • @aninewforest
      @aninewforest 22 дня назад +2

      @youtubecensors
      OPEC does exactly that whenever a Democrat is running for reelection.

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy 24 дня назад +5

    I've never answered a poll. And I don't know anyone who has

  • @mboatrightED300
    @mboatrightED300 23 дня назад +4

    Dude, just call for a ceasefire and use funding as leverage to get it, is this that hard?

    • @intelligencia-co2fu
      @intelligencia-co2fu 23 дня назад +1

      Missed the news? He's done it constantly short after the war started. Do you think Blinken is traveling around and having talks bc he's bored in D.C.? 🤦

    • @mboatrightED300
      @mboatrightED300 23 дня назад

      @@intelligencia-co2fu Lol, no he hasn't, he's at most called for temporary pauses to allow hostage exchanges, then reasserted that Israel has a right to defend itself. Sending out Blinken to negotiate is nice, but this stops if we just turn off the cash flow, something Biden has twice bypassed congress to avoid.

    • @BobHaijerJr
      @BobHaijerJr 21 день назад

      @@intelligencia-co2fuBiden picked up the phone told bibi to allow aid in or we will BEGIN to restrict money and weapons. That was enough. Just the threat. Biden could do more

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 24 дня назад +15

    "I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary."
    -Grandpa Biden

    • @OriginalCaliKitty
      @OriginalCaliKitty 24 дня назад +10

      That's OK, the young'uns always think they'll never get old and left behind... until they do. (If they're lucky.) They can't imagine it now, but their grandkids will definitely laugh at them.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 24 дня назад

      @@OriginalCaliKitty - assuming trump hasn't killed us all by then. #project2025

    • @godfreypigott
      @godfreypigott 24 дня назад +1

      Kids: 'What does "with it" mean?'

    • @smoothrocky1847
      @smoothrocky1847 23 дня назад +3

      “I’ve been their age but if they keep ‘that’ up then they may not live to be mine.” - Every senior

  • @hundredfireify
    @hundredfireify 23 дня назад +1

    He's so old it's painful to watch. Not that trump is any better by a far stretch. Sanders looks in better shape, even though he's older..

    • @intelligencia-co2fu
      @intelligencia-co2fu 23 дня назад +1

      President Biden still has a sharp mind. He's got lots of experience and diplomatic skills, and is surrounded by qualified and competent people. So nothing 'painful' about him.

  • @disastermaster1413
    @disastermaster1413 24 дня назад +2

    Biden had a mom she dated moses no cap.

  • @craigw1701
    @craigw1701 24 дня назад +5

    or... Stop supporting genocide? 🤷‍♂

  • @nighthellcat2732
    @nighthellcat2732 23 дня назад +1

    ...Dabbing tho? It's not 2013

  • @PurplePotash
    @PurplePotash 24 дня назад +2

    Let's give all the money to Ukraine while inflation is going insane at home.

  • @413smr
    @413smr 23 дня назад

    One says up one day, another says down the next. What's the damn point of polls?

  • @jameswierdchannel744
    @jameswierdchannel744 22 дня назад

    Somebody needs to change the Presidents diaper

  • @Boomers4Zoomers
    @Boomers4Zoomers 23 дня назад +1

    Vote for change, vote Cornel West 🎉

  • @commentz-1
    @commentz-1 23 дня назад +2

    Vote 3rd party .
    Don't vote for genocide.

    • @intelligencia-co2fu
      @intelligencia-co2fu 23 дня назад

      The genocide still going on in Ukraine?
      A vote for a third party is a vote for Trump!!!

    • @aninewforest
      @aninewforest 22 дня назад +3

      Voting third party will hand the reigns of power to Trump, whose views on these things is infinitely bloodier. How do you think he got elected in '16? It was those third party votes.

    • @commentz-1
      @commentz-1 22 дня назад +1

      @@aninewforest no matter what .. not voting for any of them .. 3rd party I will go.

    • @aninewforest
      @aninewforest 22 дня назад

      @@commentz-1 You're a closet Trumpster, obviously. Just going about it indirectly.

    • @BobHaijerJr
      @BobHaijerJr 21 день назад

      @@aninewforestyou could tell Biden to stop supporting genocide. Or convince 60% of the population to show up to the polls which is already hard to do. Good luck 👍

  • @davidslayer
    @davidslayer 24 дня назад +3

    the kids have empathy fatigue.

  • @Evadooker
    @Evadooker 22 дня назад

    this is not funny

  • @dessahusek5556
    @dessahusek5556 20 дней назад

    Young ones are not the smartest😊

  • @dick8997
    @dick8997 19 дней назад

    Wow hysterical amazing writers

  • @catoyz
    @catoyz 16 дней назад

    What happened to Stephen Colbert? 🙏Be well and don't get Khashoggied.

  • @user-sv5op9xl8y
    @user-sv5op9xl8y 23 дня назад

    Trickledown theory - ruclips.net/video/acBTjxCtOjg/видео.htmlsi=upDiIfP_l4_b5FO2

    • @aninewforest
      @aninewforest 22 дня назад

      Kudos. You must have magic powers. RUclips never lets me post a link...