When you pick Dinner with Jay Z over 500k

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  • @marketwizard8012
    @marketwizard8012 2 года назад +1679

    I was rolling when people actually said they’d rather have dinner with jay z

    • @lewyfranklin7036
      @lewyfranklin7036 2 года назад +11

      Where did people say this?

    • @marketwizard8012
      @marketwizard8012 2 года назад +120

      @@lewyfranklin7036 wanna be ambitious entrepreneurs on the internet cause they think the knowledge would be priceless

    • @dotmanmide
      @dotmanmide 2 года назад +6

      Yea, talking about 150ETH or dinner with Vitali. People picking dinner.

    • @marketwizard8012
      @marketwizard8012 2 года назад +3

      @@dotmanmide seriously bro hahahah

    • @BigPurp9
      @BigPurp9 2 года назад +39

      All he’d tell you is “sell drugs and also happen to be one of the greatest rappers of all time, anyone can do what I did”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Judah98
    @Judah98 2 года назад +2298

    "Hey man, we all got the same 24 hours." "Keep grinding." Lmao! 😆😂🤣

    • @yogiagario1765
      @yogiagario1765 2 года назад +46

      This guy is too jokes💀

    • @nimbvsalex2635
      @nimbvsalex2635 2 года назад +16

      That keep grindin had me 😭😭

    • @franksalz9114
      @franksalz9114 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @akashbharadwaj02
      @akashbharadwaj02 2 года назад +5

      @Lovegland he motivated the motivation coach?

    • @infamousdnt
      @infamousdnt 2 года назад +4

      @Lovegland you probably laugh at fart jokes stfu

  • @fungalale5989
    @fungalale5989 2 года назад +732

    "My favorite song is story of OJ"
    Jay Z: continues eating
    😂😂😂

    • @AS-kc4mg
      @AS-kc4mg 2 года назад

      i thought he is from the uk

    • @zz-ro4df
      @zz-ro4df 2 года назад +1

      @@AS-kc4mg who?

    • @swe4tless
      @swe4tless 2 года назад +1

      @@AS-kc4mg he is

    • @Imnotsemi
      @Imnotsemi 2 года назад +3

      Hes playing a white guy and the story of oj is littered with the n word

  • @Blissbb
    @Blissbb 2 года назад +43

    Jay Z: “You should’ve chosen the 500K”

  • @umarb7325
    @umarb7325 2 года назад +363

    I'd even take a $50 dinner voucher. Billionaires are notoriously stingy. Dude'll give you a free tshirt and one of his old albums and act like he did you a favour letting you breathe the same air.

    • @ta8258
      @ta8258 2 года назад +14

      Spoke the truth there

    • @purpleplantain374
      @purpleplantain374 2 года назад

      @@mr.shin.5138 my money, your problem right?

    • @venheartzeil3070
      @venheartzeil3070 2 года назад +7

      @@mr.shin.5138 you know a lot of billionaires?

    • @venheartzeil3070
      @venheartzeil3070 2 года назад +27

      @@mr.shin.5138 I know wealthy people. The CEO of my company is a billionaire. I don’t know him well but the interactions I’ve had with him were pleasant. My job is afforded to me through his actions and several other millionaires under him. I’m not ignorant so I don’t assume that every person in a certain tax bracket behaves the same way lol. It’s funny that you mentioned experience when you don’t know any of the people you speak of. 🤦‍♂️

    • @venheartzeil3070
      @venheartzeil3070 2 года назад +9

      @UCpxrWqlanYknxSlnMRULhmw I have worked for many more working class/upper middle class people in my lifetime than millionaires or billionaires. A high percentage of those people were absolutely awful. The things that you’re attributing to billionaires really fall under the umbrella of the influence of power on the human psyche.
      I really wish I could get specific here lol but lest I lose my job I’ll just say, this person doesn’t need to manipulate me or anyone else through kindness. I’m not naive enough to believe that this person is kind to everyone simply because they have been kind to me. But simply having money or being put in a position to affect the lives of others doesn’t make you inherently evil.
      You’re drinking the kool-aid here. It isn’t people like me that are being controlled, it’s the inverse. Your paranoia is only going to paralyze you. You only have so much life to live. Make your money and enjoy yourself. We all work for someone. Don’t be delusional and convince yourself that you’re not working for one of these ultra-rich people you’re afraid of simply because you’re too far down the ladder to meet them.
      If conspiracy theories aren’t leading you to financial freedom and ownership you’ve already lost. We can make a million connections between rich person A. rich lobbyist B. and shadow bank C. who funds the wars, but when the time comes they’re still convincing poor people to do the shooting. lol. It’s irrelevant. We all pay taxes. Everyone’s hands are dirty.

  • @zyzz9780
    @zyzz9780 2 года назад +91

    So basically he paid 500k for an Instagram quote

  • @RiseAboveWLove
    @RiseAboveWLove 2 года назад +318

    I’ve been binging soo hard on your videos lately! Thank you for all of the much needed laughs! 👌🏼🙏

    • @Nig4T-Wolf
      @Nig4T-Wolf 2 года назад +2

      Welcome to the club

    • @john_dzf
      @john_dzf 2 года назад +2

      @@Nig4T-Wolf Zeno Sama lol

    • @vegetabrah1889
      @vegetabrah1889 2 года назад +4

      @@john_dzf im the god here bro

    • @Blackridge.
      @Blackridge. 2 года назад +1

      @@vegetabrah1889 you aint nobody

    • @Blackridge.
      @Blackridge. 2 года назад +5

      @@vegetabrah1889 only one God there is.. Allah (Swt)

  • @CP-ok1gv
    @CP-ok1gv 2 года назад +436

    Looking back, I’d take the $500k, parlay that shit to a few billions and then Hov will be asking for a dinner WITH ME foh

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 2 года назад +4

      I'd take the 500k and put mostly everything in bitcoin and leave like 5 or 10k

    • @CP-ok1gv
      @CP-ok1gv 2 года назад +93

      @@silverreaps6803 you must have a 99-98% understanding of Bitcoin then.

    • @CP-ok1gv
      @CP-ok1gv 2 года назад +6

      @@silverreaps6803 😂

    • @abrahimali7167
      @abrahimali7167 2 года назад +83

      @@CP-ok1gv i dont like how people keep treating bit coin like some money glitch on gta

    • @tijjy327
      @tijjy327 2 года назад +10

      Bitcoin isnt that good to invest in. Theres many alt coins that will perform better

  • @jay-mistry
    @jay-mistry 2 года назад +54

    Been patiently waiting for your new stuff bro! Legend!

  • @deenaprice1524
    @deenaprice1524 2 года назад +151

    Oh, my goodness! Your Jay Z voice was so good!

    • @shawonr3325
      @shawonr3325 2 года назад +14

      lmao what. it was funny but not a good jayz voice lol

    • @Amneso
      @Amneso 2 года назад +4

      @@shawonr3325 U tripping

    • @oj397
      @oj397 2 года назад

      @@Amneso no he’s right

  • @DeejayEscoKenya
    @DeejayEscoKenya 2 года назад +55

    "cyamooon" He's finally uploaded

  • @PappaMustafa
    @PappaMustafa 2 года назад +153

    My Goree wife says she'll leave me for Gary the second she has a chance lol. Keep it up my man. Your effing hilarious

    • @stupid229
      @stupid229 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ena.5364just reminding

  • @yousafwazir286
    @yousafwazir286 2 года назад +57

    1:28 😂 his face at the end

  • @kenxn103
    @kenxn103 2 года назад +58

    Ive been waiting soo long till you drop something newww

  • @sarahn5715
    @sarahn5715 2 года назад +12

    Even Jay Z told you to take the 500k

  • @suave605
    @suave605 2 года назад +40

    Anyone else noticed how Apnaj uploads at the same time as MBbants?

    • @Kyrix1911
      @Kyrix1911 2 года назад +13

      RUclips algorithm prime time

  • @morthekingz.
    @morthekingz. 2 года назад +118

    This guy has the best australian accent

  • @mariyam4398
    @mariyam4398 2 года назад +6

    My, oh My! Are you the most underrated channel or what…! Super funny .Love your content.. Subscribed!!

  • @Finitial
    @Finitial 2 года назад +1

    been waiting for an upload

  • @utubered613
    @utubered613 2 года назад +1

    Been waiting for you to drop sum 😁

  • @rez1k199
    @rez1k199 2 года назад +5

    The Goat is back 🐐

  • @silverreaps6803
    @silverreaps6803 2 года назад +4

    Yooo the legend is finally back

  • @hafeezrafiq5239
    @hafeezrafiq5239 2 года назад +1

    Finally the legend uploaded 🙌🔥

  • @kalimul2143
    @kalimul2143 2 года назад +10

    FINALLY good day when i come home and see apnaj upload

  • @shxdowvfx504
    @shxdowvfx504 2 года назад

    The goat is back

  • @kng_kevn
    @kng_kevn 2 года назад +87

    Take the 500k and get Tidal, the man even said himself "But I'm tryin' to give you a million dollars worth of game for $9.99"

  • @happynappyable
    @happynappyable 2 года назад +3

    " Hey man we all got the same 24 hours, keep grinding and work hard, OK" LMBAO

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 2 года назад +1

    You're brilliant, mate.

  • @nvr1222
    @nvr1222 2 года назад

    Goat dropped

  • @demnnnja8841
    @demnnnja8841 2 года назад +1

    Caught me off guard real bad LMAO

  • @Driver20418
    @Driver20418 2 года назад +2

    funny video bro, keep it up bro!!!!! :)

  • @m.2sho143
    @m.2sho143 2 года назад +1

    shataapp bruv 🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭 this guy is jokes man

  • @nzzz6292
    @nzzz6292 2 года назад

    Bhai bohot badhiya.....sahi hai

  • @ketchard
    @ketchard 2 года назад +6

    I cant relate but I still laugh at the acting

  • @redcurtainclub
    @redcurtainclub 2 года назад +3

    Ahhh man its so true man, like literally what can he say in that time ffs

  • @yol3209
    @yol3209 2 года назад +3

    Not the Australian accent 😂😂😂😂

  • @kanubhaivala6361
    @kanubhaivala6361 2 года назад +1

    Increasing ENGAGEMENT ✌️

  • @escobar_patron
    @escobar_patron 2 года назад

    Lol my favorite youtuber

  • @ruthespiritu502
    @ruthespiritu502 2 года назад +3

    WTF that Aussie accent is great ya had me fooled m8

  • @sirzechsquasar
    @sirzechsquasar 2 года назад

    Woohoo 🤣😂 cyamon. The return of the Mac daddy

  • @grindstack4047
    @grindstack4047 2 года назад +1

    This guys a genius

  • @_YEEZUS_
    @_YEEZUS_ 2 года назад +2

    My guy Predicted the Molly may thing

  • @davidpetrea7720
    @davidpetrea7720 2 года назад

    My man is bare confident

  • @BikeRush
    @BikeRush 2 года назад +1

    Hes back ooof

  • @ChiniBaba096
    @ChiniBaba096 2 года назад +6

    You gotta choose the dinner and then rob Jay-Z for his jewelry 🤔💰💰

  • @zakali4195
    @zakali4195 2 года назад +2

    The new Zealand south African accent😂🤣

  • @sirzechsquasar
    @sirzechsquasar 2 года назад +6

    Lol brilliant advice 😂🤣 people should stop moving like their 24 is actually whatever hours a week is cause man ain't on that multiplication ting

  • @ali_291
    @ali_291 2 года назад

    I can’t fucking wait for this 😂😂😂

  • @zoro_the_navigator8822
    @zoro_the_navigator8822 2 года назад +48

    Nailed the aussie accent

  • @A_S996
    @A_S996 2 года назад

    LOL the way the video cuts off 😂

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
    @nadirbaitsaleem7270 2 года назад +2

    This is so topical, how'd you make it that fast 😂

  • @ali_291
    @ali_291 2 года назад +1

    This is fucking funny af😂😂😂

  • @casteltheghettomonk4392
    @casteltheghettomonk4392 Год назад +1

    Ether 🔥🥵🐐

  • @ITzSa3d
    @ITzSa3d 2 года назад

    500k well spent

  • @abrahimali7167
    @abrahimali7167 2 года назад +8

    He would have nailed jz if his voice went deeper

  • @AK-ti6lk
    @AK-ti6lk 2 года назад +2

    Please do more!!!

  • @shadekingston7279
    @shadekingston7279 2 года назад

    I swear! 🤦🏾‍♀️ 🤣🤣

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 2 года назад +1

    It's a business meeting

  • @ping1318
    @ping1318 2 года назад +1

    aussie indian accent lmaooooo

  • @satyamdatta107
    @satyamdatta107 2 года назад

    wait a sec...... jay-z sounds like Nas here.......i see what u did there :smirk:

  • @SharonThinks
    @SharonThinks 2 года назад

    Taking the 500k lmao here’s my bank details. Jay Z can wait

  • @Amy_DayTrader
    @Amy_DayTrader 2 года назад

    🤣😂🤣..I'm dying🤣

  • @Elizabeth-jk4yj
    @Elizabeth-jk4yj 2 года назад

    Where is the previous video? Deleted? 200k

  • @mgr6393
    @mgr6393 2 года назад

    he remembered his account password

  • @deletedelete7862
    @deletedelete7862 2 года назад +6

    1 guy said he'd take the 500k and invest 490k in Bitcoin 😂

  • @rakansaeed4335
    @rakansaeed4335 2 года назад

    You are the best

  • @messy-
    @messy- 2 года назад

    Lol ApnaJ and girlhefunny both doing this skit

  • @dholaholics
    @dholaholics 2 года назад

    Hahaha that’s jokes 😂😂

  • @ebelesaurus2
    @ebelesaurus2 2 года назад

    Even HE said take the 500k

  • @mohammedfarhaan5928
    @mohammedfarhaan5928 2 года назад

    This guy is 2 funny

  • @hassan.hadier
    @hassan.hadier 2 года назад

    well u took ur time xD

  • @notmusic952
    @notmusic952 2 года назад +1

    We here

  • @natashanatasha6062
    @natashanatasha6062 2 года назад

    Jeremy sounds Aussie 🤣

  • @sketraj8635
    @sketraj8635 2 года назад

    Lovely

  • @quaweeguy
    @quaweeguy 2 года назад +1

    Why does Jay Z sound Australian? LOL

  • @Ace__Matic
    @Ace__Matic 2 года назад

    He’s back!!!

  • @Mainlyrock__1017
    @Mainlyrock__1017 2 года назад

    Say less

  • @khurumniaz3684
    @khurumniaz3684 2 года назад +9

    Your kiwi accent is amazing lol😂

    • @nero9445
      @nero9445 2 года назад +3

      Kiwi accent? It sounds more Australian, just what I would expect from a mercedes fan smh.

  • @lacaaglacaag8903
    @lacaaglacaag8903 2 года назад

    Looool bro made a video of this

  • @Red_Ryan_Red
    @Red_Ryan_Red 2 года назад

    Investment dinner lol

  • @sameer.247
    @sameer.247 2 года назад

    Real ones know this video idea is from the Dan and Kaz kwengface daily duppy reaction video

  • @kriptik1000
    @kriptik1000 2 года назад

    Molly mae in disguise 😂

  • @Vxneji
    @Vxneji 2 года назад

    im confused

  • @thomasellis6683
    @thomasellis6683 2 года назад

    It's been too much time

  • @bossman6136
    @bossman6136 2 года назад +1

    Cmonnnn

  • @landcruiser29
    @landcruiser29 2 года назад

    Noice

  • @diva6592
    @diva6592 2 года назад +1

    Make the videos atleast 5 minutes long bruv

  • @rakansaeed4335
    @rakansaeed4335 2 года назад

    Haha haha true

  • @gurvindermaan1433
    @gurvindermaan1433 2 года назад

    how are you not verified?

  • @SeanKennardRN
    @SeanKennardRN 2 года назад +1

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sarfarazahmed7989
    @sarfarazahmed7989 2 года назад +1

    Jay z was after all out for a deeena! Your drink choice wasn't good enough which forced the deal to be abandoned 😆 😆 funny though...

  • @TheBuryza
    @TheBuryza 2 года назад +2

    This actually made me mad at the real Jay Z cuz its kinda true xD

  • @IT-nl3ll
    @IT-nl3ll 2 года назад

    I don’t understand this at all lol

  • @bradhurd9842
    @bradhurd9842 2 года назад +1

    Lmfao

  • @rendrofye
    @rendrofye 2 года назад

    😂🤣

  • @ricanzombie5731
    @ricanzombie5731 2 года назад

    I never understood how people would choose 2 have dinner wit him than get 500k..im getn that 500k n flipn that shit

  • @hari._nn
    @hari._nn 2 года назад

    32 views with 53 likes as soon as he dropped ☠️

  • @SupplanterBeatsTv
    @SupplanterBeatsTv 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohnMattiaDillinger
    @JohnMattiaDillinger 2 года назад

    Lol

  • @1LORDKEYNES
    @1LORDKEYNES 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂💠💠💠