Would you rather take 500k or a dinner with Jay-Z?
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- Опубликовано: 24 фев 2024
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I took the dinner. jay z ate his food in complete silence and left.
in hindsight it was an extremely valuable financial lesson
lmao
concept: dinner that doubles in Jay-Zs each day
we've done it. this is the final comment. no more comments are needed after this.
@@EeveeEuphoria and then everyone was like holy shit, there was never any more comments after this
@@EeveeEuphoria no half a car reference or secret subscribe room reference, FAR from the final comment tbh
@@icegod4849 The everyone were in remiss, there had never been a final comment but for this.
You could just eat Jay-Z
"Non-standard Jay Z's" is crazy good line. It's like when that one guy called dad a bootleg Simpleflips
vinny's been applying "non-standard" to a lot of things (ever since he saw the video on non-standard Simpsons) and it's funny every time
The introduction of Jay-V to the scenario added an entire new level of depth to the entire idea
You go to dinner with Jay-Z and the only business lesson he gives you is "You should have taken the $500k"
ever since this incident Simple's twitch chat has been full of nothing but non-standard Jay Z hypotheticals
What counts as a standard Jay-Z hypothetical?
Jay-Z @@StickPeeslosh
@@StickPeeslosh $500k or dinner with Jay-Z?
I'll take a dinner with Jay-B
SimpleFlips is a comedy genius. He'll say something that's a bit lame the first time, but when he brings it up like 10 minutes later, it's suddenly hysterical.
This moment has done irreparable damage to Simple's twitch chat. The catastrophic results may even rival that of the doubling penny
Could Jay-Z explain the doubling penny to us? I know he's knowledgeable, but I don't know if he's _that_ knowledgeable.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 he's the only one who can stop it. he'd know what to do
Jay-V has a lower LPM (lessons per minute) than Jay-Z, who is second to none. However, the greater timeframe of going to the beach rather than having dinner would make up for a significant portion of the difference. As you know, the Jay catalogue is sorted in reverse alphabetical order, starting with Jay-A, who has the lowest LPM of the Jay set. We can assume that one dinner with Jay-Z is equal to $500,000 USD, as they are presented as equal in the original offer; thus, it is equal to roughly 20-25 minutes of lessons. Now, assuming the order of the Jay catalogue is linear, and not logarithmic, we can divide $500,000 by 26 (the amount of Jays in the catalogue) to get the amount of money each dinner with each Jay should cost. This gives us roughly $19,230.77 increase for each Jay, meaning a dinner's worth of lessons from Jay-A would be equal to $19,230.77, $38,461.54 for Jay-B, etc. Now, Jay-V has the 4th highest LPM of the Jays, which would mean a dinner with Jay-V would be equal to $423,076.94. Now, the amount of time on the beach is unclear, but if we assume that it lasts at least twice as long as dinner, we can thus deduce that going to the beach with Jay-V is equal to $846,153.88. This, of course, does not account for the diminishing returns and lower amount of unique lessons received by Jay-V.
would you take the dinner with jay-Z or the honeymoon with jay-A
"chef kiss" Magnifico! ❤
You can have dinner with Jay-Z, but he'll pay you $500,000 if you don't learn any business life lessons from him.
"$500k!? But I wanted a dinner with Jay-Z!"
_"$500k can buy many dinners with Jay-Z."_
"Explain!"
_"Money can be exchanged for foods and advices."_
Genius. Take the $500K and then pay Jay-Z part of it to have dinner with him.
What if Jay-Z charges 501k for the dinner? Then you technically lost out on $1000 of value. He's a multibillionaire so it's only slightly insane as a hypothetical
You can take the dinner with Jay Zee, or the dinner with Jay Zed.
unlimited games but no bacon or dinner with jay-z
I can't believe this cuts off right before someone mentions dinner with Jay O
Either you pay me 1$ or else you have to have dinner with JayZ 500k times
I love how Vinny kept adding fuel to the fire
Let's say you're at the trolley tracks and you notice a trolley coming directly towards someone who has been tied to the tracks.
Do you hit the switch to prevent the trolley from hitting that person, or do you leave and go have dinner with Jay-Z to establish an alibi while evaluating his business acumen?
Some would say why not hit the switch to prevent the trolley from hitting the person and *then* go have dinner with Jay-Z, but these people must have already had dinner with Jay-Z at least once in the past to have such forbidden financial knowledge.
Source: friend of a friend had dinner with Jay-Z.
@@frankbrocker2963Did that friend-of-a-friend give you that advice for free? If so, they must not have actually learned that much, given that they missed out on $500K to get that knowledge and then told it to you for free.
Y'know, that actually gives me an idea: Jay-Z dinner pyramid scheme. After the dinner with Jay-Z, you won't have as many lessons to share as he does, but you could still charge someone, say, $100K for a dinner with you. After five of those you've made back the money you missed out on. The people who had dinner with you can do the same as well, but of course with diminishing returns at each level of separation from the source (that being Jay-Z himself).
@@ZachAttack6089 Ah, my friend of a friend did give me that advice for free, but they actually don't need money because they were the glass of orange juice at the restaurant Jay-Z was drinking. According to the glass, he was just muttering precious financial advice under his breath as he took big gulps. Trust me, if you think that's surprising to hear now, when my friend said their friend was here only to take out a glass of orange juice from the fridge, the first thing I said was-- and I kid you not-- "You're orange juice!"
That said, from my limited financial knowledge, I can surmise that perhaps my friend's friend would collude in MLM practices. I mean, it's kind of shady for a glass of orange juice to be at a restaurant and someone's house at the same time, but I'm technically not supposed to be telling you this. At least not without charging $100K first.
I love that you asked Thor on the palworld competition
And then again during block wars
Would you rather have dinner with Jay-Z or double it and give it to the next person?
They’ll be looking for guys that took the 500k
You can get D from Jay-D, or you can have breakfast with Jay-Li (their cousin from Hong Kong) for 200 dollars
isnt it "Lee" more often in HK?
He is literally OBSESSED with this thought experiment
I must thank simple for also giving us the desert island unlimited games but no games gambit
You GOTTA understand though, $500K is more than I've had in my entire life PUT TOGETHER. That and I've literally never heard of Jay-Z other than from Simpleflips.
but think about it, now Jay Z can teach you who Jay Z is. That’s like a bonus life lesson
Would you rather take $500k or have dinner with a penny that doubles in size every day?
Jay "V" was a plot twist that I was not expecting, and it made me choke on my drink
i love that jayz himself said that you would get nothing from going to dinner with him. but i love more that this has evolved so far past the actual value of a dinner with jayz but the potential for nonstandard jay zs and possibly learning abstracted high level concepts from jay z spinoffs
What if Jay-Z wants to have dinner with you more than once
At some point that'd have to equate 500k
Dinner with Jay-M who gives you advice on how to speedrun Mario 64.
I'll take a dinner with Jay-O
heartbroken that this didn't include "That's Ludacris! do you think Jay z would find that funny"
two things:
1) as a non-serious fan (watch like once a year), simpleflips is beyond funny. i was laughing this entire video
2) i take the dinner tbh.
I love that vinny of all people is playing along with tihs
Jay-Z business recommendation would be to take the $500,000.
When even Jay-Z tells you to take the $500K instead of dinner with him, you know how one sided this question is. $500K no questions asked.
Yeah if you're a billionaire who wants to hide his success 👀
one hour with jay z but you can never meet jay v
Didn’t Jay-Z even say you shouldn’t take the dinner with Jay-Z? Just take the money? 😆
He knows that if it became common wisdom and everyone did it, it would lose its rarity, and thus its value, making him worthless.
These are the kind of lessons you could learn if you dined with Jason Zed.
I feel like Jay Z would just call you stupid if you turned down 500k
Have Jay-Z for dinner, or have 500k dinners with Jay-Z
new Jay just dropped
If you think Jay-V is bad, wait till you hear of Jay-C
Thank you Simpleflips for posing the greatest Would you Rather on my birthday. I'll probably take a dinner with Jay Z.
I didn't know this was an ACTUAL thing that was going on and not something Simple devised to make conversation, which is insane.
But do the life lessons also help with playing Mario?
Join a Jay-V basketball team, or eat dinner with a JV basketball team that has 500k members
id rather eat 500k basketballs for 1 lunch with Jay-V
I really need to know what happened during a stream for Simple to get so fixated on a meme from 2019
Every dinner with Jay-Z is personalized
I asked Google Gemini what all the most famous Philosophers would say to this question. Even other people like Albert Einstein etc.
The real question is if the waiter makes you and Jay-Z sit in the worst seats in the restaurant do you muster up the courage to ask for the unused window seats or do you just let it slide?
would you rather take dinner with jay-z or dinner with jay kay
i mean i am rather greedy... i might take that 500k
Id take the dinner with Jay-O ngl
Screw dinner with Jay Z, I want brunch with Jay V.
His business advice is probably way better than anything that poser Z could give you.
nonstandard Jay Zs 😭
500k of what?
There is 6 SimpleFlips laughs
0:12 0:25 0:40 1:20 1:28 1:37
Never heard of this guy so i take 500k. This topic feels like i am watching another dacoobers episode