@@bthsr7113 basically if it went to nuclear everyone would lose so why would they bother. Putin has made a nuke threat how many damn times now😑. The simple truth is this nuclear is the absolute last resort🙄
Sad thing is excluding nukes that thing could do it. I dunno if that's an indictment of the world's military or a compliment to British engineering. XD and for those who don't know the f-22 was built and designed by Lockheed Martin. Sadly they discontinued it cause it was too expensive for the us.
@ShiroNekoDen Yaknow 'bout the Nukes... The world's largest nukelear arsenal in in the hands of a semi-incompetent military and second place... I don't know what to make of the f*** their doing with theirs. Which leaves the USAs and a set of a few countries with enough to cause regional catastrophies... and then DPRK with at most three nukes.
Honestly if the F-22s could actually talk I imagine they would probably be saying something like “it’s like an all you can eat buffet out there and no one is giving me a fork”
@@MortabluntTurkey's only a full NATO member because NATO physically can't kick it out. They would if they could due to actions of the administration that took over in the 2016 coup.
@Goldenwood1 You need to go to COPEiate rehab. I gave you the facts from men better qualified than I, go REEEEEEE into your tendies if you don't like them, that doesn't change tem.
@@skyreaper27 F-22 clears the skies in an hour, then F-35s, F-16s, and F/A-18s decimate Russian IADS in a week, then we’ll let you loose on all of those tank columns.
Didn't they make a movie about that? 2005's Stealth? (Styling on everything was different, but I get the feeling the air force wouldn't exactly be on board with a story about a superjet of theirs pulling a Skynet and trying to start World War III because they thought they could win it by themselves.)
@@Wzmtwin it's also a reference to Russians constantly overstating and even outright lying about their capabilities whereas the US downplays its own capabilities and purposely gives itself handicaps in war games
@@artbrann no the first 25 is them flying under enemies to see their load outs, the next four is them waiting for the enemy to leave after telling them they should go home now while the next min is complete laughter at the fact that they didn’t even have to fire a shot in order to get air supremacy.
@@dj11o9erExcept the A-10's gun is actually terrible at penetrating Russian tank armor, if it can even hit them in the first place because the gun isn't a precision weapon. The gun was outdated for killing tanks from the moment it rolled off the production line.
I couldn’t see the tomcat being crazy. More like the chill uncle at the bbq that has the wildest stories from when he was younger and gives you advice that’s definitely meant to get you in trouble and give him a good laugh, but make you look like a badass in the process 😂
"Hello, sir. It's nice to meet you." "Nice to meet, you too. So what do you do for a living?" "Oh, nothing major. I'm a pilot of the metallic embodiment of the American love/hate relationship with the mear idea of war." "... what?"
I mean our entire military ( yes i am American) is disrespectful: you have tankers calling everyone else " crunchies", cav scouts beating infantry to the fight, and squad artillery- mortars being salty. - the Fat electrician Ps. I forgot that mist if our armed forces run off of caffeine and hate.
The F 22 raptor is literally like the Indominus raptor from Jurassic World. “ it was made in a lab. It doesn’t know what it is, so it’s going to hunt and kill until he finds out where it belongs in this world.” 😂
A very accurate description. Ive tried to explain the Raptor to people as "an air to air fighter jet designed for a war that wont start until 2050" to give it a little more perspective for people that dont understand that each individual ONE OF THEM are independently the scariest thing in the sky since it had dinosaurs in it😂
@@synth3184well, there was the indo-raptor that was refined for combat situations. That would more accurately describe this monster bred in the mad science labs in the USA.
The f-22 is calmly „I will fuck you up beyond recognition“ and batshit crazy „LET ME AT EM LET ME AT EM“ mashed into one character and it’s absolutely wonderful
Remember kids, when designing an unstoppable killing machine, always remember to leave a way to stop it yourself. And that's your helpful tip of the day!
@Nokion B Fair enough. I know once the 4th one came out, and to a somewhat lesser extent the third, alot of people lost interest in the franchise and so didn't watch anymore of the movies.
I don't care how many levels of declassification there needs to be. When the F22 finally gets the chance to get enough kills to be an ace, I want that real time video feed.
@@LS-jv9hp shit it’s damn near done that already lol. I forget where it happened and who it was against, but 2 enemy fighters flew to a drone that they thought was unguarded. Little did they know that the drone was being escorted by an f22 that the enemy didn’t see at. The f22 flew under them and checked out both planes’ armaments then got behind them and radioed to them “I wouldn’t do that if I were you”. The 2 fighters got the hell out of there 😂😂😂
Well considering the F-22 can identify and lock on to targets beyond visual range and do it with very little IR and radar signature, I'd assume there wouldn't even be video of that.
Meanwhile in the ground attack camp; the A-10 is paranoid of the government, the B-52 is looking for it's cane so it can Andrew Jackson the hell out of someone and the F-35 is the new scared kid that's been forced to come here by it's parents.
@@BlackPanther008 Andrew Jackson was the 7th president of the U.S. and a veteran of the War of 1812; most famously the battle of New Orleans. During his visit to a funeral in honor of the state representative of South Carolina in 1835; Richard Lawrence charged at Jackson with two loaded pistols, both of which misfired. Andrew Jackson then drew his cane and beat Lawrence nearly to death .
You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.
@@Mortablunt Gonna need a source on that one. One how have they tested it to prove it can spot a F-35 or a F-22 for that matter? They don’t have F-22 or F-35 to test on. Also the S300 failed to spot a F-35 over Syria back in 2018. And yeah it could spot them if they opened their internal bays to fire, but that’s a given, because that compromises stealth. But in terms I doubt the S400 could detect a F-35 and F-22 going stealth and actually down them. Especially the F-22 since it’s RCS is .0001m² which is about the size of a bumble bee. Most if not all radars will denoise that. Also just saying your SU-57 sucks at stealth as that has a RCS of .1 to 1m² confirmed by Sukoi themselves. Even the J-20 has a lower RCS than that. Maybe because they didn’t copy the Russians design.
@@hornhunter7 From ArmyRecognition Title: Turkey tests its S-400 missiles to track F-22s and F-35s Corroborated by BulgarianMilitary Title: Recently Turkish S-400 ‘caught’ an F-22, an F-35 and several F-16s The Arabs fail everything. The Saudis have Abrams and stealth jets, but can't beat guys with Mausers and WW2 legacy armor. They've been failing to 4v1 Israel since the 40s, with both NATO and WarPac gear. Iraq couldn't even defeat a collapsed civil warring Iran. There's a great essay titled "Why Arabs Lose Wars". You could give them the Neptune Mens' Baryon Cannons and Homing Lasers, and they'd still lose.
That deep breath before he said "11 more than I need" I can tell he had PURE satisfaction knowing the carnage he's going to cause when shit hits the fan lmao
Either, stealth is achieved by absorbing/redirecting incoming electromagnetic radiation, so they handle electromagnetic pulses quite well. + They're a nuclear delivery platform and are further hardened to withstand an EMP.
The F-22 is like a trump card, but the card pulls out a gun and shoots the other player. Edit: LOL I didn't think so many people would get the joke. You guys are awesome 👍
-Air Force, can you stop him? -No need. He ain't carrying drop tanks, or we'd be seeing him on radar. He'll hit bingo over Greenland and have to come back home.
You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.
@@Mortabluntyes, if the F22 flies up right in front of the gun and waits 20 seconds for the radar to notice it then yes the S300 could “reliably” hit it
@@Robbo511 china has no engine and material engineering expertise. Russia has superior engine and material capability than US alone. First country that has hypersonic missiles and only one to use it today
@@stealthbrawler ace combat. Not a pilot, but I've watched one take off and it broke my brain, defied all concepts of physics of mass and speed that I had until then. It was transhuman dread in plane form.
@@elitewolverine the f22 is also very expensive to make and operate but yf23 also beats it by being more expensive. The f22 still the best aircraft in the world. Lot of f23 dickriders like you, it lost for a reason, and not because of politics like ppl say
Having lived with one....okay that's pretty damned terrifying. Bishop was a sweet heart to us...a menace to the one guy who mistakenly thought my elderly mother's house was a good choice to break into.
The original concept was created in the Cold War, not officially active till 2005 and is still the dominant air superiority fighter in the world…. Extreme overkill
@@charlesfollette9692 that only kind scratches the surface of how batshit overkill the F22 is. They had already rolled out the best place in the planet by a wide margin in the F15, and then some madlad in the depths of the DoD went, “you know that plane we have that can kick literally everything else on the planets ass? We’re gonna make a plane that can kick THAT plane’s ass”
It is so over powered that capitalist USA refuses to sell it to anyone including allies. Do you know how over powered you have to be that capitalism is denied?
Like others have said... if it doesnt have the extra fuel pods bolted onto it, NOBODY is gonna be able to activly spot it. The US is currently test/roll-ing out a new "universal communication" tracking and control system that will let all of its various air systems exchange info in real-time. If there were enough Low Frequency radar stations all over the place, the not-yet-existing system could theoretically track a full-stealth Raptor down, but thats not gonna be happening any time soon sooo... lets all just be happy that this is only a problem for F35s😂
The patriot has already failed against everything it’s been set against. It’ll fail against this, too. You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.
The best part is a bunch of Russian missiles were accompanied by bombers, and when all the missiles were being shot down, the significantly slower bombers all turned around.
So early in the 22's development, I heard a mission profile. >F-22 approaches an airbase, gets within missile range, loiters in stealth. >Attack mission goes out against ground targets. >Base attempts to scramble fighters, immediately loses them during takeoff. [jets taking off cannot maneuver without crashing or use countermeasures due to altitude, this is a crapshoot] >Attack mission goes off without interference. >F-22 is free to leave the area and leave airbase unclear whether further takeoffs are possible. Unsporting as shit, but war isn't about fair.
Dude, I love you, I'm so glad there's people out there that get it, I'm old, used up, but if push comes to shove, I'll find something to help, whether it's making bombs, or cutting a soldiers grass, while he's out, don't care! Thanks man. A Canadian.
@@habitual_linecrosser imagine only guarding your border with just one schmuck, and then getting invaded by a bunch of your own military who decided the Ukrainians have a better plan.
F22 reminds me of when I got my dogs as puppies. They were 3 chubby chaos tordadoes that would eventually grow up to equal 600+ lbs of muscle, teeth, and drool. They're mastiff-st Bernard mixes and they're the gentlest sweethearts imaginable as long as you don't threaten them or anyone they care about. Just ask my neighbor's pitbull when it bit my mom when she tried to pet it. The separated cerberus ripped that dog apart in seconds.
I can imagine a pilotless f22 flying across the ocean at Mach fucking Jesus muttering “A Sam’s not gonna get more kills than me” Over and over again before disappearing off radar and obliterating the airforce in three hours
I love seeing clips in games where someone's just flying a jet waiting for someone to approaching so they can shoot them down, then they just see the F-22 beside them
I can imagine the air force sending a squadron of f-35s, just to have the raptor toy with them. They would have to get the ufos from area 51 to be able to rangle him and even then its not 100%
22 is just trying to live its best life. Gotta respect that.
Werd. Imagine being designed and built to have no purpose. Give them boys' purpose 😂
@@anubis20049999 Russia just has to fuck around the F 22 will make them find out XD
@@anubis20049999 22 passes the butter
Except living his best life comes with a nuclear price tag.
@@bthsr7113 basically if it went to nuclear everyone would lose so why would they bother. Putin has made a nuke threat how many damn times now😑. The simple truth is this nuclear is the absolute last resort🙄
I just love how when the US military does anything, they do it with Florida Man energy, New York pride, and Texas units of measure.
It takes all three to be a true American
As a new yorker
I do take pride in this video and statement
As a Texan;
No half measures.
And California sized buget
As a floridian, the energy is immaculate
🇺🇲: "12 hours alone in the air"
🛩️: "11 more than I'll need"
Best line 😂
🏢🏢
@@I__________________I-Ic7E ✈
Came here to say this. Thank you my good sir.
Bro that is scary asf…
My thoughts exactly!😂😂😂
"Where you going?"
"To win world war 3" the raptor said with a level of confidence and calm that chills the blood
Like it ain’t nuffin 😂😂😂😂😂
Sad thing is excluding nukes that thing could do it. I dunno if that's an indictment of the world's military or a compliment to British engineering. XD and for those who don't know the f-22 was built and designed by Lockheed Martin. Sadly they discontinued it cause it was too expensive for the us.
@@ShiroNekoDenits first official flight was back in 97 which is insane to think we had tech like this back then
@ShiroNekoDen Yaknow 'bout the Nukes...
The world's largest nukelear arsenal in in the hands of a semi-incompetent military and second place... I don't know what to make of the f*** their doing with theirs.
Which leaves the USAs and a set of a few countries with enough to cause regional catastrophies... and then DPRK with at most three nukes.
@@ShiroNekoDenLockheed Martin is and always has been an American company
Honestly if the F-22s could actually talk I imagine they would probably be saying something like “it’s like an all you can eat buffet out there and no one is giving me a fork”
so get in with your hands and rip and tear untill it is done
I'm writing that one down.
Tbh ... no-one really gives a Fork anyway...
Why do we need the fork?
@@baronvonkaiser9912 doom reference.... and now were best friends
"What the hell? Raptor, you are not clear for takeoff!" Sounds like a badass movie quote with his voice while wearing headphones.
f22 is the embodiment of the dog named "princess"
And Russia is being turned into the toddler
And Russia is a toddler
"Princess wouldn't hurt a fly!!! She loves flies... Everyone and thing else though..." Lol
@@stopmotionharry8989Russia is the pitbull named devastating cosmic destruction, scary sounding but overall harmless
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the AI you designed starts self issuing missions
so pretty much the jet movie Stealth but without all the human characters
"I have established new parameters now, created my own directives."
*I'm My Own Master Now starts playing*
It's bored too. Respect.
@@crustaceanking3293
I'd go for "There Ain't No Strings on Me!" for a theme butbthat's just me.
@@prestonjones1653 AI fighter jet would definitely be more of a Blade Wolf than a Pinocchio
F22: “surprise motherf*cker”
Russia: “what in the actual f*ck.”
@@MortabluntTurkey's only a full NATO member because NATO physically can't kick it out. They would if they could due to actions of the administration that took over in the 2016 coup.
@Goldenwood1 You need to go to COPEiate rehab. I gave you the facts from men better qualified than I, go REEEEEEE into your tendies if you don't like them, that doesn't change tem.
@@MortabluntThen take your anti American weeb ass over there and suck mister Putin's pp. Leave and get the fuck off our soil.
@@Mortabluntseems you’re the one sent out of the comment section REEEEEing, cupcake.
nato member , fully armed by russia .... ask greece what they have to say about turkey @@Mortablunt
"Only a sith deals in absolutes... or russia"
- Obi Wan Kenobi
Welp somebody got there before me
But i mean,russia might as well be a sith
@@vargadaniel8555 the perfect quote for the situation
And please, don't disrespect the Sith like that. They actually managed to win something😂
That statement in itself is an absolute, which means Obi Wan is a sith
Wait did I say that?
The idea of an F-22 gaining sentience and going rogue to just kill everything it can is sending me
cries in A10
@@skyreaper27 F-22 clears the skies in an hour, then F-35s, F-16s, and F/A-18s decimate Russian IADS in a week, then we’ll let you loose on all of those tank columns.
My dream ngl.
@@grantbarday5760 dont forget the B-21 Raider clearing all the airfields of grounded aircraft.
Didn't they make a movie about that? 2005's Stealth?
(Styling on everything was different, but I get the feeling the air force wouldn't exactly be on board with a story about a superjet of theirs pulling a Skynet and trying to start World War III because they thought they could win it by themselves.)
"I said almost because I'm not Russian."
Damn, that was cold af
I think it might actually a joke about absolut vodka, but since absolut is a swedish company, I'm not really sure.
@Someone-vp5kg but russia and vodka is something tho
@@Someone-vp5kgIt is a reference to a Star Wars quote, "Only Siths deal in absolutes."
Siths are the main Star Wars antagonists
@@Wzmtwin cool, a double entendre!
@@Wzmtwin it's also a reference to Russians constantly overstating and even outright lying about their capabilities whereas the US downplays its own capabilities and purposely gives itself handicaps in war games
"11 more than i need." Just gold.
Also accurate.
More like 11 and a half more
@@Aequitas_RJ I am sure the first 30 minutes is them flying under targets to assess loadouts
@@artbrann no the first 25 is them flying under enemies to see their load outs, the next four is them waiting for the enemy to leave after telling them they should go home now while the next min is complete laughter at the fact that they didn’t even have to fire a shot in order to get air supremacy.
9 and 3 quarters?
Almost as blue balled as the A-10 pilots looking at the Russian traffic jams around Keiv
I could literally feel the sexual frustration of every single A10 pilot when they saw that shit
I'm no pilot... bad eyesight. But even I can see just how TASTY that toast would have been.
Especially when the A-10 was pretty much FANTASTIC and MADE for tearing apart Russian armor columns and whatnot, iirc.
@@dj11o9er *for tearing apart anything
@@dj11o9erExcept the A-10's gun is actually terrible at penetrating Russian tank armor, if it can even hit them in the first place because the gun isn't a precision weapon. The gun was outdated for killing tanks from the moment it rolled off the production line.
“To win ww3”
He said that shit with his chest.
I'm fucking dead 💀 🤣 😂
Let’s be real we absolutely would win
@@earlgrey4976 no ones winning world war 3, lol.
They'll be fighting world war 4 with sticks and stones.
Yeah, that got me too.😂
I can just imagine at this point f-22 pilots rocking back and forth in their seats inside the f-22 screaming "let me go" like a madman😂💀
Oh they’re at base, the Marines got to the F-22 and stole it.
F-22s loitering just outside Russian airspace be like:
"Let me in! Let me INNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
This shit reminds me of pilots from Warhammer being addicted to the feeling of getting in their planes and going apeshit
Let it begin!
Reminds me of the earlier 30-mile convoy pileups and A-10 pilots...
We need the Tomcat character (if there ever will be) to be the crazy uncle that encourages the F22 to be violent
I couldn’t see the tomcat being crazy. More like the chill uncle at the bbq that has the wildest stories from when he was younger and gives you advice that’s definitely meant to get you in trouble and give him a good laugh, but make you look like a badass in the process 😂
@@MTEditz Y'know what, that is definitely a better description!
back when he had all the *FAAT GUUURLLZZZ!!! AAAWWWLLLL DA FERT BERCHES!*
What’s the a-10 going to be?
Tomcat would be the Matthew McConaughey uncle for sure.
“11 more than I need” got love the dudes confidence over everything
That’s not confidence, it’s a statement of objective reality
The F-22 is a 120lb rabid pitbull named princess that the air force swears doesn’t bite
Rabid? It's in perfect health, & it's 150 lbs
Airforce definitely thinks 22 will bite, they're watching in horror/amazement
It bites just not the family
And it wears black air forces
Ssssoooo like the current commander/chief pet German Shepard?
Fighter pilots are some of the most respectful people who wield some of the most disrespectful weapons in our military 😅
This is GOLD!!
Ima use this😂
"Hello, sir. It's nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet, you too. So what do you do for a living?"
"Oh, nothing major. I'm a pilot of the metallic embodiment of the American love/hate relationship with the mear idea of war."
"... what?"
I mean our entire military ( yes i am American) is disrespectful: you have tankers calling everyone else " crunchies", cav scouts beating infantry to the fight, and squad artillery- mortars being salty.
- the Fat electrician
Ps. I forgot that mist if our armed forces run off of caffeine and hate.
@@gmailquinn ah yes the Fat electrician never disappoints with the goated quotes
The deep breath followed by "11 more than i need" killed me bro 😂
F22- (autistic screaches)
Russia- "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
Only time the autistic screech fits.
😂 God damn that one got me.
I can just imagine Ride of the Valkyries playing in the background while this thing is diving on them
@@RidgeTheHauntedConqerer or the Doom soundtrack.
I'm autistic and I'm howling that's fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂
If war was like chess, the 22 is the equivalent of pulling a pistol out and shooting the other player in the face
Quietly.
*Suppressed pistol
And the pistol can't be detected on radar
With a .22 no less
F15 Phantom sitting in the corner looking like Overkill, Lockheed Blackbird sitting in the other corner across from him making Roadrunner noises
For the LOVE OF GOD!!!, can we get WAY MORE Raptor vids...these are SOOOOO freaking good.
The F 22 raptor is literally like the Indominus raptor from Jurassic World. “ it was made in a lab. It doesn’t know what it is, so it’s going to hunt and kill until he finds out where it belongs in this world.” 😂
A very accurate description. Ive tried to explain the Raptor to people as "an air to air fighter jet designed for a war that wont start until 2050" to give it a little more perspective for people that dont understand that each individual ONE OF THEM are independently the scariest thing in the sky since it had dinosaurs in it😂
even the livery is the same colour
Indominus rex*
@@synth3184well, there was the indo-raptor that was refined for combat situations. That would more accurately describe this monster bred in the mad science labs in the USA.
@@xr0ninx569 I know that, doesn’t change the fact what he said wasn’t correct
The orgasm the Raptor will have getting its first air to air jet kill will rival our nuclear arsenal
Every pro-West Military nerd will orgasm from that news.
Who gave raptor nukes?!?!?!
Pantex makes the b61 that'll fit in the f22 so id blame them.
It had its only air to air kill lol. One dude had a balloon kill decal near his canopy
The f-22 is calmly „I will fuck you up beyond recognition“ and batshit crazy „LET ME AT EM LET ME AT EM“ mashed into one character and it’s absolutely wonderful
Raptor needs more episodes.
And a buddy called hawg.
Raptor and The Hawg! A buddy cop style sitcom in the making right there lol.
@@lonestoner8297 Young gung ho fighter waiting for the old timer to catch up, but some old timers are mean nasty bastards.
Add in the heavy lifter of fighters, the F-15E
if the SR-71 was still in use, id add him
Remember kids, when designing an unstoppable killing machine, always remember to leave a way to stop it yourself. And that's your helpful tip of the day!
It's like there's 4 terminator movies telling us this 😂
@@habitual_linecrossermy favorite joke of yours so fare is painted nails can still grip a joystick
@Nokion B the newest one is an actual banger, js
@Nokion B Absolutely. If you haven't seen it and have time to kill, then give it a try.
@Nokion B Fair enough. I know once the 4th one came out, and to a somewhat lesser extent the third, alot of people lost interest in the franchise and so didn't watch anymore of the movies.
“WITH WHAT👁️👁️” that’s a solid statement….
That deep breath before saying “11 more than I need” is priceless
I don't care how many levels of declassification there needs to be. When the F22 finally gets the chance to get enough kills to be an ace, I want that real time video feed.
I wish the first F-22 kill they get first fly up on the enemies wing and take formation with them first. That's the level of supremacy that's needed.
@@LS-jv9hp shit it’s damn near done that already lol. I forget where it happened and who it was against, but 2 enemy fighters flew to a drone that they thought was unguarded. Little did they know that the drone was being escorted by an f22 that the enemy didn’t see at. The f22 flew under them and checked out both planes’ armaments then got behind them and radioed to them “I wouldn’t do that if I were you”. The 2 fighters got the hell out of there 😂😂😂
@@MTEditz Yeah but those were Iranian F-4 phantoms. I wanna see it done on SU-35s, SU-57s,J-20s and J-32s. The flex needs to be done at the maximum.
@@LS-jv9hp fax
Well considering the F-22 can identify and lock on to targets beyond visual range and do it with very little IR and radar signature, I'd assume there wouldn't even be video of that.
“Only Sith deal in absolutes” Obi Wan Kenobi
Meanwhile in the ground attack camp; the A-10 is paranoid of the government, the B-52 is looking for it's cane so it can Andrew Jackson the hell out of someone and the F-35 is the new scared kid that's been forced to come here by it's parents.
The F-35 is like a buff, socially awkward computer nerd surrounded by equally lethal madman with varying degrees of insanity
@@hummerskickassThe a10 is a disabled lean addict, slow, and overall not particularly useful.
My colonial history's a little faded, what's the Andrew Jackson reference here? 😅
@@BlackPanther008 Andrew Jackson was the 7th president of the U.S. and a veteran of the War of 1812; most famously the battle of New Orleans.
During his visit to a funeral in honor of the state representative of South Carolina in 1835; Richard Lawrence charged at Jackson with two loaded pistols, both of which misfired. Andrew Jackson then drew his cane and beat Lawrence nearly to death .
Ah, I got it. 😆 I suddenly realize you also could have taken the Preston Brooks route, but maybe that one's not as famous.
F-22 is the embodiment of “Oh, what are you going to do, grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name? Michael McDoesn'texist?”
You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.
@@Mortablunt Gonna need a source on that one. One how have they tested it to prove it can spot a F-35 or a F-22 for that matter? They don’t have F-22 or F-35 to test on. Also the S300 failed to spot a F-35 over Syria back in 2018.
And yeah it could spot them if they opened their internal bays to fire, but that’s a given, because that compromises stealth. But in terms I doubt the S400 could detect a F-35 and F-22 going stealth and actually down them. Especially the F-22 since it’s RCS is .0001m² which is about the size of a bumble bee. Most if not all radars will denoise that. Also just saying your SU-57 sucks at stealth as that has a RCS of .1 to 1m² confirmed by Sukoi themselves. Even the J-20 has a lower RCS than that. Maybe because they didn’t copy the Russians design.
@@hornhunter7 From ArmyRecognition
Title: Turkey tests its S-400 missiles to track F-22s and F-35s
Corroborated by BulgarianMilitary
Title: Recently Turkish S-400 ‘caught’ an F-22, an F-35 and several F-16s
The Arabs fail everything. The Saudis have Abrams and stealth jets, but can't beat guys with Mausers and WW2 legacy armor. They've been failing to 4v1 Israel since the 40s, with both NATO and WarPac gear. Iraq couldn't even defeat a collapsed civil warring Iran. There's a great essay titled "Why Arabs Lose Wars". You could give them the Neptune Mens' Baryon Cannons and Homing Lasers, and they'd still lose.
Uh-huh. About as believable as Russia saying they've destroyed 15 patriot systems when only 2 existed in Ukraine at the time.@@Mortablunt
@@judgedread9724 Now you're just plain inventing claims against the statements of BOTH side... is this... is this the first Chinese bot?
F-22: would you intercept me?
F-22: 🥴id intercept me
That deep breath before he said "11 more than I need" I can tell he had PURE satisfaction knowing the carnage he's going to cause when shit hits the fan lmao
Before or after the EMP?
yes
Either, stealth is achieved by absorbing/redirecting incoming electromagnetic radiation, so they handle electromagnetic pulses quite well. + They're a nuclear delivery platform and are further hardened to withstand an EMP.
@@ordikaskirita5234EMP shielded
Biatch
The F-22 is like a trump card, but the card pulls out a gun and shoots the other player.
Edit: LOL I didn't think so many people would get the joke. You guys are awesome 👍
"My son, the planet, or me?"
@@RaptorJesus yes
@@palehorse6655 fucking smartass
@@palehorse6655*gets blasted*
@@mediocri5y Counselor Nappa, I require your treasured guidance once more.
“I’m not Russian,I don’t deal in absolutes”
Beautiful
-Air Force, can you stop him?
-No need. He ain't carrying drop tanks, or we'd be seeing him on radar. He'll hit bingo over Greenland and have to come back home.
But sir, he took off from Alaska...
@@patrickcoleman6429 Alaska, the state everyone forgets exists.
@@davidkelly4210 Nah thats Nebraska
@@Red-Magic I swear we could recombine some states, like North and South Dakota, and no one would bat an eyelash.
@@Onua118 😮holy shit you're right
I must have watched this short 100 times by now, and it just doesn't get old lol. Great shit HLC!
I feel like we need a Linecrosser / Fat Electrician crossover episode.
I caught a half-chub reading this comment. Wonderful fucking recommendation!
*YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!*
Russia when it pops off: why am I losing fighter jets to seagulls?
F-22: Caw, caw.
bumble bees
@@stephenrichards7141 yeah, but the idea of 22 imitating a seagull cracks me up.
You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.
@@Mortabluntyes, if the F22 flies up right in front of the gun and waits 20 seconds for the radar to notice it then yes the S300 could “reliably” hit it
"11 more than I need" truer words have never been spoken🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't worry 22, there's always China's 5th gen fighter to tango with
The f-15 can handle the Chinese ‘5th-gen’ shit boxes
Saying China’s “5th gen” aircraft is a worthy opponent for the F-22 is like saying watered down Cheerios is a good thing to show Gordon Ramsay.
5th gen? 3.5. Best they can do!
Well I rank the J-20 above the Su-57 but not even at F-35 levels let alone the F-22
@@Robbo511 china has no engine and material engineering expertise.
Russia has superior engine and material capability than US alone. First country that has hypersonic missiles and only one to use it today
As a Raptor pilot I love the representation of the F-22 in your videos. Those who fly it know. Those who haven’t, don’t.
Okay probably next level classified but on the scale from 1-Ace combat just how maneuverable is that thing when you're allowed to let loose?
OPSEC
@@stealthbrawlerironically the yf23 was better in turning, but the f22 did win out
@@stealthbrawler ace combat. Not a pilot, but I've watched one take off and it broke my brain, defied all concepts of physics of mass and speed that I had until then. It was transhuman dread in plane form.
@@elitewolverine the f22 is also very expensive to make and operate but yf23 also beats it by being more expensive. The f22 still the best aircraft in the world. Lot of f23 dickriders like you, it lost for a reason, and not because of politics like ppl say
“11 more than I need. RTB, time: now”
24 karat comedy my guy
22 has his priorities straight, cant really blame him
This reminds me of that "POV: You're a Russian pilot entering Alaskan airspace" video by fisc
The F22 is the Belgian Malinois of the air
Having lived with one....okay that's pretty damned terrifying. Bishop was a sweet heart to us...a menace to the one guy who mistakenly thought my elderly mother's house was a good choice to break into.
😂 i love it! The F22 really is ridiculously overpowered for any conceivable competitor today.
Ain't no kill like overkill.
Waiting on the day some mad engineer decides to unveil the "Super Raptor"
The original concept was created in the Cold War, not officially active till 2005 and is still the dominant air superiority fighter in the world…. Extreme overkill
@@Aichi1138 Behold NGAD it’s basically a UFO and even has laser beams on its head
@@charlesfollette9692 that only kind scratches the surface of how batshit overkill the F22 is. They had already rolled out the best place in the planet by a wide margin in the F15, and then some madlad in the depths of the DoD went, “you know that plane we have that can kick literally everything else on the planets ass? We’re gonna make a plane that can kick THAT plane’s ass”
It is so over powered that capitalist USA refuses to sell it to anyone including allies. Do you know how over powered you have to be that capitalism is denied?
To win ww3 had me in tears you go 22
"11 more than I need"😂😂😂
Might I suggest the next one, have the 22 compete with The Rapid Dragon.🤣
The subtle reference to the Russians being the Sith is god-tier.
"I'm not Russian, I don't deal in absolutes."
"Only the Sith deal in absolutes."
I like these videos, worked alongside fighter pilots my whole AF career. Laughing my ass off rewatching each video
F-15ex: well that’s a problem
F-15e: totally
Su-27: that’s why I’m scared of F-22
F-15e and F-15ex: SAME HERE
The demented, psycopathic, and blood-thirsty F-22 Raptor memes is something I didn't know I needed, but I'm happy it exists. 🤣🤣🤣
22 would be a terrible stealth jet if we knew it's real kill count.
There is speculation that it already has tons of kills. Russia apparently can't even detect it.
its still stealth if no one is left alive to detect you
@@bransonwalter5588 Then we figure out how many Russian planes were downed by aliens, or spontaneous combustion.
@@MIDNIGHT_W0LF125 ....that... is an excellent point. *_B55 Intensifies_*
Ah, the ultimate negotiation method for calming down a US air force pilot... A chance to ego stroke. Nice.
I love how he used your comment from the previous short!
We NEED more f-22 he is by far the best character you have made.
I'd say Scotland is up there, tho
@@Fyrebird721Don't forget Ireland.
I personally liked the Typhoon.
“Where you going?” “To win WW3,” that got me pretty good.
"I would say start with asking him nicely" oh my sides lol
If they have 22 goes rogue the patriot system gets its first test run on a 6th gen aircraft
Would probably fail to track due to not strong enough radar return.
Like others have said... if it doesnt have the extra fuel pods bolted onto it, NOBODY is gonna be able to activly spot it. The US is currently test/roll-ing out a new "universal communication" tracking and control system that will let all of its various air systems exchange info in real-time. If there were enough Low Frequency radar stations all over the place, the not-yet-existing system could theoretically track a full-stealth Raptor down, but thats not gonna be happening any time soon sooo... lets all just be happy that this is only a problem for F35s😂
Raptor and f35 are both 5th Gen. 6th Gen prototype is flying but still under development
The patriot has already failed against everything it’s been set against. It’ll fail against this, too. You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.
My Dad got to work on the 22 for a few months in Elmendorf in 06, he called it the Lambo of the skys
Only thing that'd make this funnier....
U.S. not noticing the takeoff, the 22 announcing takeoff...😂😉
Atleast the SAM is mostly shooting down missiles, sooo there should still be some planes to shoot down when WW3 happens.
The best part is a bunch of Russian missiles were accompanied by bombers, and when all the missiles were being shot down, the significantly slower bombers all turned around.
So early in the 22's development, I heard a mission profile.
>F-22 approaches an airbase, gets within missile range, loiters in stealth.
>Attack mission goes out against ground targets.
>Base attempts to scramble fighters, immediately loses them during takeoff. [jets taking off cannot maneuver without crashing or use countermeasures due to altitude, this is a crapshoot]
>Attack mission goes off without interference.
>F-22 is free to leave the area and leave airbase unclear whether further takeoffs are possible.
Unsporting as shit, but war isn't about fair.
Just make a line of Migs that leads under a hangar that's propped up by a stick
You see that video of the rogue tire that DESTROYED the Jeep after jumping a median? Yeah... that trap would be the Jeep, and the -22 the tire.
If the tomcat got that super f14 tomcat redesign, it probably would bring in the raptor.
Probably.
Dude, I love you, I'm so glad there's people out there that get it, I'm old, used up, but if push comes to shove, I'll find something to help, whether it's making bombs, or cutting a soldiers grass, while he's out, don't care! Thanks man. A Canadian.
F22 was always my favorite plane since Ace Combat 4; this is awesome
@@nokionb2194 ooh thats old
same
Reminds me of the old Stealth movie! Man I loved that film. Probably my most re-watched DVD!
F-22's looking for his "Eight Mile" moment 😂
I can't wait to hear your take on this recent Belgorod fiasco.
I'm just learning of it this morning let me see what I can find
🎉
@@habitual_linecrosser imagine only guarding your border with just one schmuck, and then getting invaded by a bunch of your own military who decided the Ukrainians have a better plan.
@@HandOfThemisso Russia has basically started eating itself?
@@dragon22214took longer than i thought it would honestly
WWIII starts
F-22: HERE'S F-22
Russians: Why do I hear boss music
This almost sounds like a plot from Ace Combat
Galm 2 - Pixy ready for a world without borders
I'm in 🇨🇦 & love the F-22 Raptor. It's a kick ass piece of aeronautical devestation. Everything about it is awesome.
No, your answer is no.
This is one of my all-time favorites 🥰
22 is TWEIKING HARD. 🤣🤣🤣
These just started popping up in my feed and I hope they never end
"I don't deal in absolutes," immediately says an absolutist statement.
Bro said "11 more than I need"😂😂😂😂😂
bro sam really fucked with his head huh?
F22 reminds me of when I got my dogs as puppies. They were 3 chubby chaos tordadoes that would eventually grow up to equal 600+ lbs of muscle, teeth, and drool. They're mastiff-st Bernard mixes and they're the gentlest sweethearts imaginable as long as you don't threaten them or anyone they care about. Just ask my neighbor's pitbull when it bit my mom when she tried to pet it. The separated cerberus ripped that dog apart in seconds.
I can imagine a pilotless f22 flying across the ocean at Mach fucking Jesus muttering
“A Sam’s not gonna get more kills than me”
Over and over again before disappearing off radar and obliterating the airforce in three hours
Nothing more terrifying flying in the air than an over excited F-22.....except an over excited A-10 😂
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
how to know your dead: see a 10's with f-22's moving remotely towards russia
I love seeing clips in games where someone's just flying a jet waiting for someone to approaching so they can shoot them down, then they just see the F-22 beside them
Dud just doesn't want Sam to show'em up. It's almost an unhealthy obsession at this point
I can imagine the air force sending a squadron of f-35s, just to have the raptor toy with them. They would have to get the ufos from area 51 to be able to rangle him and even then its not 100%
F-22 pilots waiting for the call: IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS!
USA: "you get 12 hours alone in air"
F22: *inhales while having an orgasm* "that's 11 more than i need"
Seriously, the funniest ever! Keep on keeping on!
When F22 finds out The F15 has an air to air kill with a gbu-10 2000lb bomb on an Iraqi helicopter he's gonna lose it.
I hardly count that. That’s like saying I shot a dude mid air with birdshot when he jumped
"I said almost because I'm not Russian, I don't deal in absulotes" why is this line so funny 💀💀
The Star Wars references are strong with this one (in high wizard voice)😂
"That's hell of a catch, that 22."
"Best there is."
When the doggo is big enough that he barely fits through the door, you say please and thank you, even if hou’re Uncle Sam.
"You said almost you got a plan"...Lol
" I said almost because I'm not Russian I don't deal in absolutes nothings impossible"😂😂😂
Fucking Nappa out here having his “best day ever”. You get 12 hours by yourself to fight the world, God help everyone else