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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @mikebelcher7244
    @mikebelcher7244 Год назад +14876

    22 is just trying to live its best life. Gotta respect that.

    • @anubis20049999
      @anubis20049999 Год назад +58

      Werd. Imagine being designed and built to have no purpose. Give them boys' purpose 😂

    • @kaelrebric
      @kaelrebric Год назад +58

      ​@@anubis20049999 Russia just has to fuck around the F 22 will make them find out XD

    • @rodmullen64
      @rodmullen64 Год назад +20

      ​@@anubis20049999 22 passes the butter

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Год назад +12

      Except living his best life comes with a nuclear price tag.

    • @danielsnook7362
      @danielsnook7362 Год назад +3

      ​@@bthsr7113 basically if it went to nuclear everyone would lose so why would they bother. Putin has made a nuke threat how many damn times now😑. The simple truth is this nuclear is the absolute last resort🙄

  • @crazymoose6251
    @crazymoose6251 Год назад +13184

    I just love how when the US military does anything, they do it with Florida Man energy, New York pride, and Texas units of measure.

    • @benlies1362
      @benlies1362 Год назад +1015

      It takes all three to be a true American

    • @tromixvaslan1382
      @tromixvaslan1382 Год назад +535

      As a new yorker
      I do take pride in this video and statement

    • @user-rr2bg8zm5p
      @user-rr2bg8zm5p Год назад +614

      As a Texan;
      No half measures.

    • @mariuscatalin5982
      @mariuscatalin5982 Год назад +592

      And California sized buget

    • @CGOLChris
      @CGOLChris Год назад +329

      As a floridian, the energy is immaculate

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 Год назад +10850

    🇺🇲: "12 hours alone in the air"
    🛩️: "11 more than I'll need"
    Best line 😂

  • @vonKobra
    @vonKobra Год назад +2992

    "Where you going?"
    "To win world war 3" the raptor said with a level of confidence and calm that chills the blood

    • @antwanematteo6238
      @antwanematteo6238 11 месяцев назад +20

      Like it ain’t nuffin 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ShiroNekoDen
      @ShiroNekoDen 10 месяцев назад +21

      Sad thing is excluding nukes that thing could do it. I dunno if that's an indictment of the world's military or a compliment to British engineering. XD and for those who don't know the f-22 was built and designed by Lockheed Martin. Sadly they discontinued it cause it was too expensive for the us.

    • @galendetta2334
      @galendetta2334 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@ShiroNekoDenits first official flight was back in 97 which is insane to think we had tech like this back then

    • @phyrath5
      @phyrath5 9 месяцев назад

      ​@ShiroNekoDen Yaknow 'bout the Nukes...
      The world's largest nukelear arsenal in in the hands of a semi-incompetent military and second place... I don't know what to make of the f*** their doing with theirs.
      Which leaves the USAs and a set of a few countries with enough to cause regional catastrophies... and then DPRK with at most three nukes.

    • @derekeastman7771
      @derekeastman7771 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@ShiroNekoDenLockheed Martin is and always has been an American company

  • @justinpotts15
    @justinpotts15 Год назад +11585

    Honestly if the F-22s could actually talk I imagine they would probably be saying something like “it’s like an all you can eat buffet out there and no one is giving me a fork”

  • @Schizophrenia-qe3bt
    @Schizophrenia-qe3bt 11 месяцев назад +245

    "What the hell? Raptor, you are not clear for takeoff!" Sounds like a badass movie quote with his voice while wearing headphones.

  • @tonk9385
    @tonk9385 Год назад +30757

    f22 is the embodiment of the dog named "princess"

    • @WierdBoyzInc
      @WierdBoyzInc Год назад

      And Russia is being turned into the toddler

    • @stopmotionharry8989
      @stopmotionharry8989 Год назад +864

      And Russia is a toddler

    • @lonestoner8297
      @lonestoner8297 Год назад +722

      "Princess wouldn't hurt a fly!!! She loves flies... Everyone and thing else though..." Lol

    • @germanfisch
      @germanfisch Год назад +1

      ​@@stopmotionharry8989Russia is the pitbull named devastating cosmic destruction, scary sounding but overall harmless

    • @punisherpr
      @punisherpr Год назад +61

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patrickmuzzi
    @patrickmuzzi Год назад +6949

    When the AI you designed starts self issuing missions

    • @zeroliger128
      @zeroliger128 Год назад +175

      so pretty much the jet movie Stealth but without all the human characters

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 Год назад +163

      "I have established new parameters now, created my own directives."
      *I'm My Own Master Now starts playing*

    • @ghastlyanarchy1720
      @ghastlyanarchy1720 Год назад +22

      It's bored too. Respect.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Год назад +34

      ​@@crustaceanking3293
      I'd go for "There Ain't No Strings on Me!" for a theme butbthat's just me.

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 Год назад +21

      @@prestonjones1653 AI fighter jet would definitely be more of a Blade Wolf than a Pinocchio

  • @TheGermanEmpire1
    @TheGermanEmpire1 Год назад +2146

    F22: “surprise motherf*cker”
    Russia: “what in the actual f*ck.”

    • @EchoNovemberDelter
      @EchoNovemberDelter Год назад +42

      ​@@MortabluntTurkey's only a full NATO member because NATO physically can't kick it out. They would if they could due to actions of the administration that took over in the 2016 coup.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Год назад +5

      @Goldenwood1 You need to go to COPEiate rehab. I gave you the facts from men better qualified than I, go REEEEEEE into your tendies if you don't like them, that doesn't change tem.

    • @cotyhanlin8900
      @cotyhanlin8900 Год назад

      ​​@@MortabluntThen take your anti American weeb ass over there and suck mister Putin's pp. Leave and get the fuck off our soil.

    • @proberts4243
      @proberts4243 Год назад +20

      @@Mortabluntseems you’re the one sent out of the comment section REEEEEing, cupcake.

    • @mikebunch3189
      @mikebunch3189 Год назад +15

      nato member , fully armed by russia .... ask greece what they have to say about turkey @@Mortablunt

  • @Ei_No
    @Ei_No Год назад +6851

    "Only a sith deals in absolutes... or russia"
    - Obi Wan Kenobi

    • @vargadaniel8555
      @vargadaniel8555 Год назад +39

      Welp somebody got there before me

    • @vargadaniel8555
      @vargadaniel8555 Год назад +49

      But i mean,russia might as well be a sith

    • @Ei_No
      @Ei_No Год назад +81

      ​@@vargadaniel8555 the perfect quote for the situation
      And please, don't disrespect the Sith like that. They actually managed to win something😂

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 Год назад +36

      That statement in itself is an absolute, which means Obi Wan is a sith

    • @obi_wankenoobiemaster
      @obi_wankenoobiemaster Год назад +9

      Wait did I say that?

  • @alternativebassist
    @alternativebassist Год назад +1516

    The idea of an F-22 gaining sentience and going rogue to just kill everything it can is sending me

    • @skyreaper27
      @skyreaper27 Год назад +18

      cries in A10

    • @grantbarday5760
      @grantbarday5760 Год назад +31

      @@skyreaper27 F-22 clears the skies in an hour, then F-35s, F-16s, and F/A-18s decimate Russian IADS in a week, then we’ll let you loose on all of those tank columns.

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp Год назад +2

      My dream ngl.

    • @perteraboofolympus150
      @perteraboofolympus150 Год назад +5

      ​@@grantbarday5760 dont forget the B-21 Raider clearing all the airfields of grounded aircraft.

    • @Groovebot3k
      @Groovebot3k Год назад +4

      Didn't they make a movie about that? 2005's Stealth?
      (Styling on everything was different, but I get the feeling the air force wouldn't exactly be on board with a story about a superjet of theirs pulling a Skynet and trying to start World War III because they thought they could win it by themselves.)

  • @bgcno2
    @bgcno2 Год назад +766

    "I said almost because I'm not Russian."
    Damn, that was cold af

    • @Someone-vp5kg
      @Someone-vp5kg 10 месяцев назад +10

      I think it might actually a joke about absolut vodka, but since absolut is a swedish company, I'm not really sure.

    • @vanixiii5657
      @vanixiii5657 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@Someone-vp5kg but russia and vodka is something tho

    • @Wzmtwin
      @Wzmtwin 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@Someone-vp5kgIt is a reference to a Star Wars quote, "Only Siths deal in absolutes."
      Siths are the main Star Wars antagonists

    • @Someone-vp5kg
      @Someone-vp5kg 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Wzmtwin cool, a double entendre!

    • @yomama629
      @yomama629 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@Wzmtwin it's also a reference to Russians constantly overstating and even outright lying about their capabilities whereas the US downplays its own capabilities and purposely gives itself handicaps in war games

  • @iainbotha2549
    @iainbotha2549 Год назад +4361

    "11 more than i need." Just gold.

    • @defies4626
      @defies4626 Год назад +42

      Also accurate.

    • @Aequitas_RJ
      @Aequitas_RJ Год назад +29

      More like 11 and a half more

    • @artbrann
      @artbrann Год назад +58

      @@Aequitas_RJ I am sure the first 30 minutes is them flying under targets to assess loadouts

    • @HistoryisBoss
      @HistoryisBoss Год назад +48

      @@artbrann no the first 25 is them flying under enemies to see their load outs, the next four is them waiting for the enemy to leave after telling them they should go home now while the next min is complete laughter at the fact that they didn’t even have to fire a shot in order to get air supremacy.

    • @Ozzywozzy
      @Ozzywozzy Год назад +4

      9 and 3 quarters?

  • @darkstar453
    @darkstar453 Год назад +2540

    Almost as blue balled as the A-10 pilots looking at the Russian traffic jams around Keiv

    • @CloverDaBunni
      @CloverDaBunni Год назад +435

      I could literally feel the sexual frustration of every single A10 pilot when they saw that shit

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Год назад +258

      I'm no pilot... bad eyesight. But even I can see just how TASTY that toast would have been.

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er Год назад +213

      Especially when the A-10 was pretty much FANTASTIC and MADE for tearing apart Russian armor columns and whatnot, iirc.

    • @lohcantfail
      @lohcantfail Год назад +70

      @@dj11o9er *for tearing apart anything

    • @Xynth25
      @Xynth25 Год назад +35

      ​@@dj11o9erExcept the A-10's gun is actually terrible at penetrating Russian tank armor, if it can even hit them in the first place because the gun isn't a precision weapon. The gun was outdated for killing tanks from the moment it rolled off the production line.

  • @TreySkidmore07
    @TreySkidmore07 10 месяцев назад +353

    “To win ww3”
    He said that shit with his chest.

    • @simonvenegas5156
      @simonvenegas5156 7 месяцев назад +4

      I'm fucking dead 💀 🤣 😂

    • @earlgrey4976
      @earlgrey4976 4 месяца назад +4

      Let’s be real we absolutely would win

    • @whitewall2253
      @whitewall2253 3 месяца назад

      ​@@earlgrey4976 no ones winning world war 3, lol.
      They'll be fighting world war 4 with sticks and stones.

    • @VladDracul-c6o
      @VladDracul-c6o 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, that got me too.😂

  • @idkman..69
    @idkman..69 Год назад +3251

    I can just imagine at this point f-22 pilots rocking back and forth in their seats inside the f-22 screaming "let me go" like a madman😂💀

    • @striderpup1169
      @striderpup1169 Год назад +183

      Oh they’re at base, the Marines got to the F-22 and stole it.

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 Год назад +314

      F-22s loitering just outside Russian airspace be like:
      "Let me in! Let me INNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

    • @CloverDaBunni
      @CloverDaBunni Год назад +133

      This shit reminds me of pilots from Warhammer being addicted to the feeling of getting in their planes and going apeshit

    • @RenardThatch
      @RenardThatch Год назад +13

      Let it begin!

    • @gammafox5431
      @gammafox5431 Год назад +58

      Reminds me of the earlier 30-mile convoy pileups and A-10 pilots...

  • @Kittius
    @Kittius Год назад +2585

    We need the Tomcat character (if there ever will be) to be the crazy uncle that encourages the F22 to be violent

    • @MTEditz
      @MTEditz Год назад +249

      I couldn’t see the tomcat being crazy. More like the chill uncle at the bbq that has the wildest stories from when he was younger and gives you advice that’s definitely meant to get you in trouble and give him a good laugh, but make you look like a badass in the process 😂

    • @Kittius
      @Kittius Год назад +101

      @@MTEditz Y'know what, that is definitely a better description!

    • @JetSetSixDeuce
      @JetSetSixDeuce Год назад +27

      back when he had all the *FAAT GUUURLLZZZ!!! AAAWWWLLLL DA FERT BERCHES!*

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +13

      What’s the a-10 going to be?

    • @TantrisTalespinner
      @TantrisTalespinner Год назад +24

      Tomcat would be the Matthew McConaughey uncle for sure.

  • @VeX_Unknown
    @VeX_Unknown Год назад +58

    “11 more than I need” got love the dudes confidence over everything

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 9 месяцев назад +5

      That’s not confidence, it’s a statement of objective reality

  • @FlerdaMan
    @FlerdaMan Год назад +4221

    The F-22 is a 120lb rabid pitbull named princess that the air force swears doesn’t bite

  • @leviryder1948
    @leviryder1948 Год назад +1104

    Fighter pilots are some of the most respectful people who wield some of the most disrespectful weapons in our military 😅

    • @DatDarkOne
      @DatDarkOne Год назад +28

      This is GOLD!!

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame Год назад +10

      Ima use this😂

    • @smileypony8216
      @smileypony8216 Год назад +85

      "Hello, sir. It's nice to meet you."
      "Nice to meet, you too. So what do you do for a living?"
      "Oh, nothing major. I'm a pilot of the metallic embodiment of the American love/hate relationship with the mear idea of war."
      "... what?"

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn Год назад +44

      I mean our entire military ( yes i am American) is disrespectful: you have tankers calling everyone else " crunchies", cav scouts beating infantry to the fight, and squad artillery- mortars being salty.
      - the Fat electrician
      Ps. I forgot that mist if our armed forces run off of caffeine and hate.

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame Год назад +21

      @@gmailquinn ah yes the Fat electrician never disappoints with the goated quotes

  • @warriyu4878
    @warriyu4878 Год назад +136

    The deep breath followed by "11 more than i need" killed me bro 😂

  • @alexanderblackburn4520
    @alexanderblackburn4520 Год назад +2422

    F22- (autistic screaches)
    Russia- "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"

    • @nickolasrealmjumper5172
      @nickolasrealmjumper5172 Год назад

      Only time the autistic screech fits.

    • @2a4c12
      @2a4c12 Год назад +62

      😂 God damn that one got me.

    • @RidgeTheHauntedConqerer
      @RidgeTheHauntedConqerer Год назад +79

      I can just imagine Ride of the Valkyries playing in the background while this thing is diving on them

    • @EvilerOMEGA
      @EvilerOMEGA Год назад +49

      @@RidgeTheHauntedConqerer or the Doom soundtrack.

    • @lumberjackofalltrades
      @lumberjackofalltrades Год назад +60

      I'm autistic and I'm howling that's fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @mattkerr3508
    @mattkerr3508 Год назад +2458

    If war was like chess, the 22 is the equivalent of pulling a pistol out and shooting the other player in the face

    • @certain_sloth
      @certain_sloth Год назад +93

      Quietly.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Год назад +88

      *Suppressed pistol

    • @sheep3866
      @sheep3866 Год назад +48

      And the pistol can't be detected on radar

    • @danielpearson5852
      @danielpearson5852 Год назад +26

      With a .22 no less

    • @westernstar9121
      @westernstar9121 Год назад +17

      F15 Phantom sitting in the corner looking like Overkill, Lockheed Blackbird sitting in the other corner across from him making Roadrunner noises

  • @briancollins5632
    @briancollins5632 Год назад +33

    For the LOVE OF GOD!!!, can we get WAY MORE Raptor vids...these are SOOOOO freaking good.

  • @IowaAisu
    @IowaAisu Год назад +1703

    The F 22 raptor is literally like the Indominus raptor from Jurassic World. “ it was made in a lab. It doesn’t know what it is, so it’s going to hunt and kill until he finds out where it belongs in this world.” 😂

    • @mmorris2830
      @mmorris2830 Год назад +91

      A very accurate description. Ive tried to explain the Raptor to people as "an air to air fighter jet designed for a war that wont start until 2050" to give it a little more perspective for people that dont understand that each individual ONE OF THEM are independently the scariest thing in the sky since it had dinosaurs in it😂

    • @Jam0nToast009
      @Jam0nToast009 Год назад +12

      even the livery is the same colour

    • @synth3184
      @synth3184 Год назад +11

      Indominus rex*

    • @xr0ninx569
      @xr0ninx569 Год назад +13

      @@synth3184well, there was the indo-raptor that was refined for combat situations. That would more accurately describe this monster bred in the mad science labs in the USA.

    • @synth3184
      @synth3184 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@xr0ninx569 I know that, doesn’t change the fact what he said wasn’t correct

  • @ISAFMobius18
    @ISAFMobius18 Год назад +310

    The orgasm the Raptor will have getting its first air to air jet kill will rival our nuclear arsenal

    • @grantbarday5760
      @grantbarday5760 Год назад

      Every pro-West Military nerd will orgasm from that news.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Год назад +8

      Who gave raptor nukes?!?!?!

    • @judyail877
      @judyail877 Год назад +14

      Pantex makes the b61 that'll fit in the f22 so id blame them.

    • @flamebreakk
      @flamebreakk Год назад +2

      It had its only air to air kill lol. One dude had a balloon kill decal near his canopy

  • @Rayne-185
    @Rayne-185 6 месяцев назад +2

    The f-22 is calmly „I will fuck you up beyond recognition“ and batshit crazy „LET ME AT EM LET ME AT EM“ mashed into one character and it’s absolutely wonderful

  • @JonStockman82
    @JonStockman82 Год назад +437

    Raptor needs more episodes.
    And a buddy called hawg.

    • @lonestoner8297
      @lonestoner8297 Год назад +19

      Raptor and The Hawg! A buddy cop style sitcom in the making right there lol.

    • @JonStockman82
      @JonStockman82 Год назад +11

      @@lonestoner8297 Young gung ho fighter waiting for the old timer to catch up, but some old timers are mean nasty bastards.

    • @michaelwestcott1374
      @michaelwestcott1374 Год назад +1

      Add in the heavy lifter of fighters, the F-15E

    • @iantheone2648
      @iantheone2648 Год назад

      if the SR-71 was still in use, id add him

  • @lonestoner8297
    @lonestoner8297 Год назад +522

    Remember kids, when designing an unstoppable killing machine, always remember to leave a way to stop it yourself. And that's your helpful tip of the day!

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  Год назад +237

      It's like there's 4 terminator movies telling us this 😂

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 Год назад +39

      ​@@habitual_linecrossermy favorite joke of yours so fare is painted nails can still grip a joystick

    • @america8706
      @america8706 Год назад +1

      ​@Nokion B the newest one is an actual banger, js

    • @america8706
      @america8706 Год назад +1

      @Nokion B Absolutely. If you haven't seen it and have time to kill, then give it a try.

    • @america8706
      @america8706 Год назад +1

      @Nokion B Fair enough. I know once the 4th one came out, and to a somewhat lesser extent the third, alot of people lost interest in the franchise and so didn't watch anymore of the movies.

  • @gonegoolsby3812
    @gonegoolsby3812 Год назад +39

    “WITH WHAT👁️👁️” that’s a solid statement….

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 Год назад +165

    That deep breath before saying “11 more than I need” is priceless

  • @CreamMonarch
    @CreamMonarch Год назад +278

    I don't care how many levels of declassification there needs to be. When the F22 finally gets the chance to get enough kills to be an ace, I want that real time video feed.

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp Год назад +6

      I wish the first F-22 kill they get first fly up on the enemies wing and take formation with them first. That's the level of supremacy that's needed.

    • @MTEditz
      @MTEditz Год назад +23

      @@LS-jv9hp shit it’s damn near done that already lol. I forget where it happened and who it was against, but 2 enemy fighters flew to a drone that they thought was unguarded. Little did they know that the drone was being escorted by an f22 that the enemy didn’t see at. The f22 flew under them and checked out both planes’ armaments then got behind them and radioed to them “I wouldn’t do that if I were you”. The 2 fighters got the hell out of there 😂😂😂

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp Год назад +14

      @@MTEditz Yeah but those were Iranian F-4 phantoms. I wanna see it done on SU-35s, SU-57s,J-20s and J-32s. The flex needs to be done at the maximum.

    • @MTEditz
      @MTEditz Год назад +3

      @@LS-jv9hp fax

    • @BasePuma4007
      @BasePuma4007 Год назад +8

      Well considering the F-22 can identify and lock on to targets beyond visual range and do it with very little IR and radar signature, I'd assume there wouldn't even be video of that.

  • @enverse244
    @enverse244 Год назад +37

    “Only Sith deal in absolutes” Obi Wan Kenobi

  • @ItsTheKerminator
    @ItsTheKerminator Год назад +152

    Meanwhile in the ground attack camp; the A-10 is paranoid of the government, the B-52 is looking for it's cane so it can Andrew Jackson the hell out of someone and the F-35 is the new scared kid that's been forced to come here by it's parents.

    • @hummerskickass
      @hummerskickass Год назад +38

      The F-35 is like a buff, socially awkward computer nerd surrounded by equally lethal madman with varying degrees of insanity

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Год назад +13

      @@hummerskickassThe a10 is a disabled lean addict, slow, and overall not particularly useful.

    • @BlackPanther008
      @BlackPanther008 Год назад

      My colonial history's a little faded, what's the Andrew Jackson reference here? 😅

    • @ItsTheKerminator
      @ItsTheKerminator Год назад +21

      @@BlackPanther008 Andrew Jackson was the 7th president of the U.S. and a veteran of the War of 1812; most famously the battle of New Orleans.
      During his visit to a funeral in honor of the state representative of South Carolina in 1835; Richard Lawrence charged at Jackson with two loaded pistols, both of which misfired. Andrew Jackson then drew his cane and beat Lawrence nearly to death .

    • @BlackPanther008
      @BlackPanther008 Год назад +3

      Ah, I got it. 😆 I suddenly realize you also could have taken the Preston Brooks route, but maybe that one's not as famous.

  • @hornhunter7
    @hornhunter7 Год назад +186

    F-22 is the embodiment of “Oh, what are you going to do, grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name? Michael McDoesn'texist?”

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Год назад +1

      You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.

    • @hornhunter7
      @hornhunter7 Год назад +17

      @@Mortablunt Gonna need a source on that one. One how have they tested it to prove it can spot a F-35 or a F-22 for that matter? They don’t have F-22 or F-35 to test on. Also the S300 failed to spot a F-35 over Syria back in 2018.
      And yeah it could spot them if they opened their internal bays to fire, but that’s a given, because that compromises stealth. But in terms I doubt the S400 could detect a F-35 and F-22 going stealth and actually down them. Especially the F-22 since it’s RCS is .0001m² which is about the size of a bumble bee. Most if not all radars will denoise that. Also just saying your SU-57 sucks at stealth as that has a RCS of .1 to 1m² confirmed by Sukoi themselves. Even the J-20 has a lower RCS than that. Maybe because they didn’t copy the Russians design.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Год назад +5

      @@hornhunter7 From ArmyRecognition
      Title: Turkey tests its S-400 missiles to track F-22s and F-35s
      Corroborated by BulgarianMilitary
      Title: Recently Turkish S-400 ‘caught’ an F-22, an F-35 and several F-16s
      The Arabs fail everything. The Saudis have Abrams and stealth jets, but can't beat guys with Mausers and WW2 legacy armor. They've been failing to 4v1 Israel since the 40s, with both NATO and WarPac gear. Iraq couldn't even defeat a collapsed civil warring Iran. There's a great essay titled "Why Arabs Lose Wars". You could give them the Neptune Mens' Baryon Cannons and Homing Lasers, and they'd still lose.

    • @judgedread9724
      @judgedread9724 8 месяцев назад +14

      Uh-huh. About as believable as Russia saying they've destroyed 15 patriot systems when only 2 existed in Ukraine at the time.@@Mortablunt

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@judgedread9724 Now you're just plain inventing claims against the statements of BOTH side... is this... is this the first Chinese bot?

  • @The8ight5ive
    @The8ight5ive 11 месяцев назад +72

    F-22: would you intercept me?
    F-22: 🥴id intercept me

  • @ShadowMoon-ms1ce
    @ShadowMoon-ms1ce Год назад +113

    That deep breath before he said "11 more than I need" I can tell he had PURE satisfaction knowing the carnage he's going to cause when shit hits the fan lmao

    • @ordikaskirita5234
      @ordikaskirita5234 Год назад +1

      Before or after the EMP?

    • @ShadowMoon-ms1ce
      @ShadowMoon-ms1ce Год назад +3

      yes

    • @judyail877
      @judyail877 Год назад +4

      Either, stealth is achieved by absorbing/redirecting incoming electromagnetic radiation, so they handle electromagnetic pulses quite well. + They're a nuclear delivery platform and are further hardened to withstand an EMP.

    • @bigboi4269
      @bigboi4269 Год назад +1

      ​@@ordikaskirita5234EMP shielded
      Biatch

  • @Dominus_of_GLORY
    @Dominus_of_GLORY Год назад +2730

    The F-22 is like a trump card, but the card pulls out a gun and shoots the other player.
    Edit: LOL I didn't think so many people would get the joke. You guys are awesome 👍

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus Год назад +168

      "My son, the planet, or me?"

    • @palehorse6655
      @palehorse6655 Год назад +87

      ​@@RaptorJesus yes

    • @lordcommissar7813
      @lordcommissar7813 Год назад

      ​@@palehorse6655 fucking smartass

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y Год назад +61

      ​@@palehorse6655*gets blasted*

    • @meeplfuse2682
      @meeplfuse2682 Год назад +64

      @@mediocri5y Counselor Nappa, I require your treasured guidance once more.

  • @oldworldpatriot8920
    @oldworldpatriot8920 5 месяцев назад +10

    “I’m not Russian,I don’t deal in absolutes”
    Beautiful

  • @SacredCowStockyards
    @SacredCowStockyards Год назад +895

    -Air Force, can you stop him?
    -No need. He ain't carrying drop tanks, or we'd be seeing him on radar. He'll hit bingo over Greenland and have to come back home.

    • @patrickcoleman6429
      @patrickcoleman6429 Год назад +167

      But sir, he took off from Alaska...

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 Год назад +118

      ​@@patrickcoleman6429 Alaska, the state everyone forgets exists.

    • @Red-Magic
      @Red-Magic Год назад +54

      ​@@davidkelly4210 Nah thats Nebraska

    • @Onua118
      @Onua118 Год назад +70

      @@Red-Magic I swear we could recombine some states, like North and South Dakota, and no one would bat an eyelash.

    • @BlazingHawkVT
      @BlazingHawkVT Год назад +14

      ​@@Onua118 😮holy shit you're right

  • @DJTourniquet
    @DJTourniquet 9 месяцев назад +7

    I must have watched this short 100 times by now, and it just doesn't get old lol. Great shit HLC!

  • @static2430
    @static2430 Год назад +59

    I feel like we need a Linecrosser / Fat Electrician crossover episode.

    • @SodoDolo
      @SodoDolo Год назад +3

      I caught a half-chub reading this comment. Wonderful fucking recommendation!

    • @Scorpio.1989
      @Scorpio.1989 Год назад

      *YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!*

  • @involuntaryanalysis
    @involuntaryanalysis Год назад +69

    Russia when it pops off: why am I losing fighter jets to seagulls?
    F-22: Caw, caw.

    • @stephenrichards7141
      @stephenrichards7141 Год назад +5

      bumble bees

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis Год назад +4

      @@stephenrichards7141 yeah, but the idea of 22 imitating a seagull cracks me up.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Год назад

      You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Mortabluntyes, if the F22 flies up right in front of the gun and waits 20 seconds for the radar to notice it then yes the S300 could “reliably” hit it

  • @88Champ
    @88Champ 4 месяца назад +4

    "11 more than I need" truer words have never been spoken🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andhikasoehalim3170
    @andhikasoehalim3170 Год назад +531

    Don't worry 22, there's always China's 5th gen fighter to tango with

    • @shaunl1922
      @shaunl1922 Год назад +119

      The f-15 can handle the Chinese ‘5th-gen’ shit boxes

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Год назад +152

      Saying China’s “5th gen” aircraft is a worthy opponent for the F-22 is like saying watered down Cheerios is a good thing to show Gordon Ramsay.

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 Год назад +44

      5th gen? 3.5. Best they can do!

    • @Robbo511
      @Robbo511 Год назад +37

      Well I rank the J-20 above the Su-57 but not even at F-35 levels let alone the F-22

    • @Meteorknite
      @Meteorknite Год назад +7

      ​@@Robbo511 china has no engine and material engineering expertise.
      Russia has superior engine and material capability than US alone. First country that has hypersonic missiles and only one to use it today

  • @SputnikF22
    @SputnikF22 Год назад +222

    As a Raptor pilot I love the representation of the F-22 in your videos. Those who fly it know. Those who haven’t, don’t.

    • @stealthbrawler
      @stealthbrawler Год назад +10

      Okay probably next level classified but on the scale from 1-Ace combat just how maneuverable is that thing when you're allowed to let loose?

    • @DG-wj6ks
      @DG-wj6ks Год назад +7

      OPSEC

    • @elitewolverine
      @elitewolverine Год назад +6

      @@stealthbrawlerironically the yf23 was better in turning, but the f22 did win out

    • @zxt5148
      @zxt5148 Год назад +14

      @@stealthbrawler ace combat. Not a pilot, but I've watched one take off and it broke my brain, defied all concepts of physics of mass and speed that I had until then. It was transhuman dread in plane form.

    • @scoobsshrooms109
      @scoobsshrooms109 10 месяцев назад

      @@elitewolverine the f22 is also very expensive to make and operate but yf23 also beats it by being more expensive. The f22 still the best aircraft in the world. Lot of f23 dickriders like you, it lost for a reason, and not because of politics like ppl say

  • @wildpurple005
    @wildpurple005 Год назад +12

    “11 more than I need. RTB, time: now”
    24 karat comedy my guy

  • @GenuineGuitar56
    @GenuineGuitar56 Год назад +65

    22 has his priorities straight, cant really blame him

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT Год назад +62

    This reminds me of that "POV: You're a Russian pilot entering Alaskan airspace" video by fisc

  • @user-me9hx2wy9m
    @user-me9hx2wy9m Год назад +27

    The F22 is the Belgian Malinois of the air

    • @koinijikoimizu
      @koinijikoimizu 6 месяцев назад

      Having lived with one....okay that's pretty damned terrifying. Bishop was a sweet heart to us...a menace to the one guy who mistakenly thought my elderly mother's house was a good choice to break into.

  • @chthulu27
    @chthulu27 Год назад +92

    😂 i love it! The F22 really is ridiculously overpowered for any conceivable competitor today.

    • @Aichi1138
      @Aichi1138 Год назад +16

      Ain't no kill like overkill.
      Waiting on the day some mad engineer decides to unveil the "Super Raptor"

    • @charlesfollette9692
      @charlesfollette9692 Год назад +5

      The original concept was created in the Cold War, not officially active till 2005 and is still the dominant air superiority fighter in the world…. Extreme overkill

    • @lorentzcoffin4957
      @lorentzcoffin4957 Год назад +3

      @@Aichi1138 Behold NGAD it’s basically a UFO and even has laser beams on its head

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 Год назад

      @@charlesfollette9692 that only kind scratches the surface of how batshit overkill the F22 is. They had already rolled out the best place in the planet by a wide margin in the F15, and then some madlad in the depths of the DoD went, “you know that plane we have that can kick literally everything else on the planets ass? We’re gonna make a plane that can kick THAT plane’s ass”

    • @bransonwalter5588
      @bransonwalter5588 Год назад

      It is so over powered that capitalist USA refuses to sell it to anyone including allies. Do you know how over powered you have to be that capitalism is denied?

  • @anguskauffs9601
    @anguskauffs9601 Год назад +113

    To win ww3 had me in tears you go 22

  • @travishayslip9409
    @travishayslip9409 Год назад +50

    "11 more than I need"😂😂😂

  • @truegrit2060
    @truegrit2060 Год назад +69

    Might I suggest the next one, have the 22 compete with The Rapid Dragon.🤣

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 Год назад +31

    The subtle reference to the Russians being the Sith is god-tier.
    "I'm not Russian, I don't deal in absolutes."
    "Only the Sith deal in absolutes."

  • @mikeanthony-gb7uv
    @mikeanthony-gb7uv Год назад +3

    I like these videos, worked alongside fighter pilots my whole AF career. Laughing my ass off rewatching each video

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting2990 Год назад +105

    F-15ex: well that’s a problem
    F-15e: totally
    Su-27: that’s why I’m scared of F-22
    F-15e and F-15ex: SAME HERE

  • @keso_de_bola9174
    @keso_de_bola9174 Год назад +20

    The demented, psycopathic, and blood-thirsty F-22 Raptor memes is something I didn't know I needed, but I'm happy it exists. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx Год назад +30

    22 would be a terrible stealth jet if we knew it's real kill count.

    • @bransonwalter5588
      @bransonwalter5588 8 месяцев назад +1

      There is speculation that it already has tons of kills. Russia apparently can't even detect it.

    • @MIDNIGHT_W0LF125
      @MIDNIGHT_W0LF125 6 месяцев назад +3

      its still stealth if no one is left alive to detect you

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx 6 месяцев назад

      @@bransonwalter5588 Then we figure out how many Russian planes were downed by aliens, or spontaneous combustion.

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx 6 месяцев назад

      @@MIDNIGHT_W0LF125 ....that... is an excellent point. *_B55 Intensifies_*

  • @dfmrcv862
    @dfmrcv862 Год назад +18

    Ah, the ultimate negotiation method for calming down a US air force pilot... A chance to ego stroke. Nice.

    • @davehartsock5382
      @davehartsock5382 Год назад +3

      I love how he used your comment from the previous short!

  • @thesenate6885
    @thesenate6885 Год назад +17

    We NEED more f-22 he is by far the best character you have made.

  • @orionharper3618
    @orionharper3618 Год назад +13

    “Where you going?” “To win WW3,” that got me pretty good.

  • @shadeofsound23
    @shadeofsound23 Год назад +29

    "I would say start with asking him nicely" oh my sides lol

  • @Nomansland672
    @Nomansland672 Год назад +60

    If they have 22 goes rogue the patriot system gets its first test run on a 6th gen aircraft

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 Год назад +3

      Would probably fail to track due to not strong enough radar return.

    • @mmorris2830
      @mmorris2830 Год назад +1

      Like others have said... if it doesnt have the extra fuel pods bolted onto it, NOBODY is gonna be able to activly spot it. The US is currently test/roll-ing out a new "universal communication" tracking and control system that will let all of its various air systems exchange info in real-time. If there were enough Low Frequency radar stations all over the place, the not-yet-existing system could theoretically track a full-stealth Raptor down, but thats not gonna be happening any time soon sooo... lets all just be happy that this is only a problem for F35s😂

    • @Papalegba22
      @Papalegba22 Год назад +1

      Raptor and f35 are both 5th Gen. 6th Gen prototype is flying but still under development

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Год назад

      The patriot has already failed against everything it’s been set against. It’ll fail against this, too. You conveniently forgot the part where Turkey tested the Russian S300, and S400 systems, and discovered that yes, they are fully capable of detecting and downing the F22 and F35.

  • @Daluna13
    @Daluna13 Год назад +9

    My Dad got to work on the 22 for a few months in Elmendorf in 06, he called it the Lambo of the skys

  • @brandonreiser7739
    @brandonreiser7739 Год назад +21

    Only thing that'd make this funnier....
    U.S. not noticing the takeoff, the 22 announcing takeoff...😂😉

  • @CMDRFandragon
    @CMDRFandragon Год назад +14

    Atleast the SAM is mostly shooting down missiles, sooo there should still be some planes to shoot down when WW3 happens.

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 Год назад

      The best part is a bunch of Russian missiles were accompanied by bombers, and when all the missiles were being shot down, the significantly slower bombers all turned around.

  • @foxmcld584
    @foxmcld584 Год назад +5

    So early in the 22's development, I heard a mission profile.
    >F-22 approaches an airbase, gets within missile range, loiters in stealth.
    >Attack mission goes out against ground targets.
    >Base attempts to scramble fighters, immediately loses them during takeoff. [jets taking off cannot maneuver without crashing or use countermeasures due to altitude, this is a crapshoot]
    >Attack mission goes off without interference.
    >F-22 is free to leave the area and leave airbase unclear whether further takeoffs are possible.
    Unsporting as shit, but war isn't about fair.

  • @Dr_Johnz
    @Dr_Johnz Год назад +33

    Just make a line of Migs that leads under a hangar that's propped up by a stick

    • @brandonreiser7739
      @brandonreiser7739 Год назад +1

      You see that video of the rogue tire that DESTROYED the Jeep after jumping a median? Yeah... that trap would be the Jeep, and the -22 the tire.

  • @Mikemic2218
    @Mikemic2218 Год назад +9

    If the tomcat got that super f14 tomcat redesign, it probably would bring in the raptor.
    Probably.

  • @biffisgreat
    @biffisgreat Год назад +15

    Dude, I love you, I'm so glad there's people out there that get it, I'm old, used up, but if push comes to shove, I'll find something to help, whether it's making bombs, or cutting a soldiers grass, while he's out, don't care! Thanks man. A Canadian.

  • @johnstewart1404
    @johnstewart1404 Год назад +7

    F22 was always my favorite plane since Ace Combat 4; this is awesome

  • @Jk8Z
    @Jk8Z 9 месяцев назад +2

    Reminds me of the old Stealth movie! Man I loved that film. Probably my most re-watched DVD!

  • @TheHankerchief26
    @TheHankerchief26 Год назад +8

    F-22's looking for his "Eight Mile" moment 😂

  • @Significantpower
    @Significantpower Год назад +23

    I can't wait to hear your take on this recent Belgorod fiasco.

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  Год назад +19

      I'm just learning of it this morning let me see what I can find

    • @3DRC-707
      @3DRC-707 Год назад

      🎉

    • @HandOfThemis
      @HandOfThemis Год назад +7

      ​@@habitual_linecrosser imagine only guarding your border with just one schmuck, and then getting invaded by a bunch of your own military who decided the Ukrainians have a better plan.

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 Год назад +1

      ​@@HandOfThemisso Russia has basically started eating itself?

    • @Celeste__ch.
      @Celeste__ch. Год назад +2

      ​@@dragon22214took longer than i thought it would honestly

  • @ShadowBlackPhoenix5502
    @ShadowBlackPhoenix5502 11 месяцев назад +8

    WWIII starts
    F-22: HERE'S F-22
    Russians: Why do I hear boss music

  • @ratemal7748
    @ratemal7748 Год назад +5

    This almost sounds like a plot from Ace Combat

    • @gord163
      @gord163 Год назад +1

      Galm 2 - Pixy ready for a world without borders

  • @badgermacleod5588
    @badgermacleod5588 Год назад +5

    I'm in 🇨🇦 & love the F-22 Raptor. It's a kick ass piece of aeronautical devestation. Everything about it is awesome.

    • @Mitchell1388
      @Mitchell1388 8 месяцев назад

      No, your answer is no.

  • @Cool-Tina
    @Cool-Tina 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is one of my all-time favorites 🥰

  • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
    @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Год назад +12

    22 is TWEIKING HARD. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dredge1879
    @dredge1879 Год назад +4

    These just started popping up in my feed and I hope they never end

  • @poolsidetoiletproductions9402
    @poolsidetoiletproductions9402 3 месяца назад +1

    "I don't deal in absolutes," immediately says an absolutist statement.

  • @shinox23
    @shinox23 Год назад +14

    Bro said "11 more than I need"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nightout88
    @Nightout88 Год назад +24

    bro sam really fucked with his head huh?

  • @DarkKingsKing
    @DarkKingsKing Год назад +2

    F22 reminds me of when I got my dogs as puppies. They were 3 chubby chaos tordadoes that would eventually grow up to equal 600+ lbs of muscle, teeth, and drool. They're mastiff-st Bernard mixes and they're the gentlest sweethearts imaginable as long as you don't threaten them or anyone they care about. Just ask my neighbor's pitbull when it bit my mom when she tried to pet it. The separated cerberus ripped that dog apart in seconds.

  • @Vanguard513
    @Vanguard513 10 месяцев назад +5

    I can imagine a pilotless f22 flying across the ocean at Mach fucking Jesus muttering
    “A Sam’s not gonna get more kills than me”
    Over and over again before disappearing off radar and obliterating the airforce in three hours

  • @LegendaryFenrir
    @LegendaryFenrir Год назад +5

    Nothing more terrifying flying in the air than an over excited F-22.....except an over excited A-10 😂

    • @Jamer767
      @Jamer767 Год назад

      brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @pilot_bruh576
      @pilot_bruh576 Год назад +2

      how to know your dead: see a 10's with f-22's moving remotely towards russia

  • @pug5122
    @pug5122 Год назад +1

    I love seeing clips in games where someone's just flying a jet waiting for someone to approaching so they can shoot them down, then they just see the F-22 beside them

  • @patrickdees5256
    @patrickdees5256 Год назад +10

    Dud just doesn't want Sam to show'em up. It's almost an unhealthy obsession at this point

  • @initiative_general2227
    @initiative_general2227 Год назад +5

    I can imagine the air force sending a squadron of f-35s, just to have the raptor toy with them. They would have to get the ufos from area 51 to be able to rangle him and even then its not 100%

  • @dannytorres308
    @dannytorres308 Год назад +7

    F-22 pilots waiting for the call: IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS!

  • @djanonymaus3825
    @djanonymaus3825 11 месяцев назад +13

    USA: "you get 12 hours alone in air"
    F22: *inhales while having an orgasm* "that's 11 more than i need"

  • @bdu2sac
    @bdu2sac 6 месяцев назад +1

    Seriously, the funniest ever! Keep on keeping on!

  • @madarius76
    @madarius76 Год назад +5

    When F22 finds out The F15 has an air to air kill with a gbu-10 2000lb bomb on an Iraqi helicopter he's gonna lose it.

    • @lordbluebaron2270
      @lordbluebaron2270 Год назад +1

      I hardly count that. That’s like saying I shot a dude mid air with birdshot when he jumped

  • @icommitedthefunny
    @icommitedthefunny Год назад +3

    "I said almost because I'm not Russian, I don't deal in absulotes" why is this line so funny 💀💀

  • @RealBrickHick
    @RealBrickHick 5 месяцев назад +1

    The Star Wars references are strong with this one (in high wizard voice)😂

  • @MarshallDavidson
    @MarshallDavidson 3 месяца назад +3

    "That's hell of a catch, that 22."
    "Best there is."

  • @vladh5192
    @vladh5192 9 месяцев назад +2

    When the doggo is big enough that he barely fits through the door, you say please and thank you, even if hou’re Uncle Sam.

  • @444ford
    @444ford 6 месяцев назад +1

    "You said almost you got a plan"...Lol
    " I said almost because I'm not Russian I don't deal in absolutes nothings impossible"😂😂😂

  • @generaljedi8691
    @generaljedi8691 Год назад +5

    Fucking Nappa out here having his “best day ever”. You get 12 hours by yourself to fight the world, God help everyone else