@@misterwolf3817I only do that with the mod that allows you to delay the final mission, since in the base game you basically have to choose between doing Legion's loyalty mission and saving half of the Normandy's crew
"Rally the crowd" option during Tali's trial is the funniest and the most epic one. Kal'Reegar literally calls the Admirals assholes like a fucking badass he is.
It's my favorite option, mostly for that and the in-universe reason of 'I can't be the only one to have this girl's back.' Time to teach the migrant fleet the power of Friendship.
I started crying when shepard had his eyes closed because of the lense flare, i was already laughing at the sqweeky floor sounds from Thane and i almost pissed myself
It's not as bad as having romanced Ash in the first one, then Tali and in ME 3 you bring them both on a mission together and start talking sexy to each other to Tali Lmao
I love RUclips comments. Someone posts a nice comment, someone says something mean/dumb, other people respond negatively, they delete their comment and now it looks like those people are berating the original poster for no reason.
the whole video is great but this part is where i cracked. i allways thought how incompetent guards are in a lot of places, here aswell with that entrance hole above their head, and damn, this parody made it hilariously true
3:57 Fun fact: What Pong said is correct. If someone is seriously injured, don't say anything along those lines or it may cause them to go into shock. _Granted,_ that was an Alien. But still.
to be fair his actions speak louder then his words and his actions were "yes nice batarian i will accept your kindness and drink this drink" **gets poisoned**
@@Kortlandt People still get mad at Ashley when she's in the right. It's completely reasonable for her to think aliens shouldn't have free reign in the Normandy's systems. After all Tali does help the quarians copy the Normandy's stealth systems
@@fitzviandraduivenab2790 in ME1 he wasn't the chosen VA, he was just given the script and he just read it out loud to make a guide for the official shepard VA. But they didn't find one and stuck with Mark, im so glad they did
1:39 among the fanbase, Jacob is the most disliked party member, ranking even behind Morinth. He's not just boring, but mechanically worse than Grunt, his advice at decision points is always bad, and to add insult to injury, he's a black dude looking for his missing father.
@@v6valkyrie Not just content with being a cheater and a token character, he's never interested in opening up properly past "Alliance stuff, I've moved on lol". He also justifies cheating with "It's been years, Shepard" and basically takes no responsibility for what he did. Man, even Morinth is a victim of her illness, whereas Jacob is just a victim of IDIOTIC writing.
Well it's no wonder Illusive Man dueled the Reapers into submission. His hand is filled with cards on the ban list, but most of all...he knows what Pot of Greed does!
The fact the confession of love conversation with tali is the most replayed part of this video by a decent margin really goes to show that everyone agrees she’s just the best
12:08 "The universe is a dark place, I'm trying to make it brighter before I die" I was laughing for 5 minutes man this is amazing. Having recently played through the trilogy, I enjoyed this so so much.
Damn right. I even tried a female sheppard run since ME2 and I couldnt even feel good about romancing someone else other than Tali even when she was not even an option for female Shep, I pulled a fucking asexual run lmao. Tali romance too stronk
@@alexferrier5732 the only reason I haven't played Legendary edition yet, Femsheps voice is so much better imo, but I can't just not romance Tali, and they haven't updated that mod for LE yet
@@Jdude281 they literally explain in the lore that no one really knows what Batarian citizens are like because they’re not allowed to leave their homeland. Not every Batarian can even be one of those shady things anyway. A society can’t run on that. More than likely most of those Batarians were slaves.
Honestly I was super sad when Garrus started just ignoring me and doing calibrations. I thought I was the only one who felt that way, and I thought I was the only one cracking jokes about the calibrations, but then I see everyone else getting sad and making calibration memes.
I laughed so hard I woke up both my cats and they started getting worried and came to me lol. Love your vids Pongsifu, your skills and humor are outta this Earth
Having never played this game, I find it difficult to determine which of the audio bits are legitimately part of the game and which are just memes. It makes this much better.
Master Pongsifu, I discovered your channel a week ago, first watched your Silent Hill 2 video. Gotta say, best discovery I ever made, you’re hilarious!
Bro I just found your channel a few days ago and I’ve been hooked, how tf does this only have 500k views? This is a meme masterpiece, as is the rest of your work
17:58 I feel related most at this one, out of all the bar in Mass Effect 2, I accidentally press talk to the bartender I was like "no" but in the end "you know what, a shot won't be bad" and yeah....
I've played through this game too many times to know that the boss fight lens flare is new. And HOLY SHIT it is atrocious! It's like they were deadlocked on deciding what they could do to visually improve the game so they put their options on a roulette and some wiseass put "MORE LENS FLARE!" as one of the options thinking it was so stupid there's no way they would go ahead with it.
Finally platinumed the series a few months ago. The insanity run in 2 is what caused my insanity. Lol. This was a fun vid on such a serious franchise. Thanks for sharing and for the laughs!
Why is this the first time I’m discovering this gem of a channel?! I thought I was subbed to all the hilarious ME-parody-type channels. The editing was on point, my gosh, I couldn’t stop laughing.
I can't believe I didn't see these 3 ME videos of yours before. I don't laugh easily but you had me laughing so much while watching them, I laughed so much at this one especially that I was almost gasping for air due to the heavy laughter. The Batarian clip at 2:10 kills me every time.
I can't remember where I seen it, either on RUclips or Reddit but someone mentioned that they'd love to see Vorcha squad mate but every time he dies he gets replaced by a new Vorcha and I gotta say I'd love to see, like genuinely, even if it's just for one mission, it would be so awesomely hilarious
I will always romance Tali as male-shep and Garrus as fem-shep. Tali is just too adorable and Garrus is just awesome. That and the romances make me tear up when you say your final goodbye to them in ME3😭
First playthrough went with Miranda (never played 1) Got to 3 like "awesome my save carries stuff over. Can't wait to see how the relationship gets effected." First time Ashley comes on screen: "well see ya Miranda"
Ashley's the worst, she constantly questions Shepard decisions, complains about everything and is a space racist, but the kind that goes "I'm not racist... But..." Which also makes her a hypocrite, in ME1 she's unbearable, even if you're nice to her she's always on bitch mode, and when Garrus, a literal space cop, gets in the ship she's all "i'm keeping an eye on him, he could steal our stuff"
She’s a super space racist in the first one, hates our homie garrus, hates wrex even more, she’s only okay with tali. Kinda hard liking her if you played the first one.
I saw the notification pop up in the morning and was waiting all day to get off of work and watch this. I would definitely pay $20 a month for this content. Definitely better than a Netflix sub.
Team Tali
@ThreeToast Sloth 😐 -150 social credit for you 👎
@@Pongsifu This aint china, and team Milf is the way to go anyway
Based Pong
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
Based
The initial Miranda butt shots couldn't be deleted as they were a vital part of Project Lazarus. Cerberus couldn't be sure he'd get up without them.
It got *something* up with him alright-
It's too valuable an ASSet to lose!
@@222CBK222 careful Shepard! That ass is fatter then it looks!
@@LordShaggy97 DAMN that thing is big...
@@KornyeEast fucking manslayer 😂
Shepard: "Tali would never bring a live geth to a quarian flotilla."
Legion in the back: "We can back his statement."
The only way I play tali's mission is with bringing Legion. Just to mess with quarrians.
Tali is literally the only good reason to broker peace between the Quarians and the Geth.
@@misterwolf3817 Admirals:YOU DARE TO, AHH WTF IS THAT THING!!!
I mean, technically it was Shepard who brought Legion with him, not Tali so… he wasn't lying.
@@misterwolf3817I only do that with the mod that allows you to delay the final mission, since in the base game you basically have to choose between doing Legion's loyalty mission and saving half of the Normandy's crew
I love how we didnt see Grunt a single time. Just Danny Devito krogan
We did see him dead the first time he used him tho. :D
7:25 you see his left arm😂
Wait, so that wasn't grunt but actually Danni DeVito? I cannot tell them apart
I don't know why, but god damn it. Thane's squeaky shoes fucking killed me.
same with me lol
you and me both. 😂 i can't breathe, no seriously i can't i think i need to visit the doctor.
Same. It shouldn't be so god damn funny but it is somehow.
It's the same as the scientist one he does too. Sand in the eye!
My favorite gag was the Star Wars transition from the Mass Relay.
"Rally the crowd" option during Tali's trial is the funniest and the most epic one. Kal'Reegar literally calls the Admirals assholes like a fucking badass he is.
i will make sure to save on the migrant fleet mission so i can do that
I just imagine Kal'Reegar wearing a cunningly knit hat under his helmet.
I wonder if his rifle has a name...
It's my favorite option, mostly for that and the in-universe reason of 'I can't be the only one to have this girl's back.' Time to teach the migrant fleet the power of Friendship.
@@rhoetusochten4211 The man they call Kal
Hot Take: There should have been a chance to bang Kal'Reegar
"...the angriest sex of my *ADULT* life." Do we need to talk?
🤣
the fact that he did it because Garrus is busy calibrating instead of talking to him 🤣🤣🤣
I mean. If you ever done it yourself you know exactly what he means
@@xaga8794 I think the concerning word is "adult".
I started crying when shepard had his eyes closed because of the lense flare, i was already laughing at the sqweeky floor sounds from Thane and i almost pissed myself
"I'm sorry--I couldn't hear you over the lens flare." LOL. 😂
If I have to pick between the lancing eye pain version or the Miranda's butt version, it's one of the easiest choices I've ever made.
@@bad-people6510 Yeah, I have no idea why everyone defaults to the Legendary edition. So much has been lost. :(
Imagine getting a table thrown at you by a 9 foot tall giga chad alien and you wake up to your boyfriend and his ex staring longingly at each other
then Sheppard adds: We'll bang, OK?
And panting
Cut to Tali drowning her sorrows at the bar (like in ME3)
@@Grivehn "Can't have you both?"
It's not as bad as having romanced Ash in the first one, then Tali and in ME 3 you bring them both on a mission together and start talking sexy to each other to Tali Lmao
The fucking N7 facemask killed me. It's the little 2 second gags that really get me.
LITERALLY
I died on that part 🤣
"I need to cry but my foundation was 48 DOLLARS!" That was the one line that made me laugh a little too hard
Nothing makes me laugh more than Pongsifu's videos his editing skills are godly
And how is that a problem?
cool guy ok buddy
I love RUclips comments. Someone posts a nice comment, someone says something mean/dumb, other people respond negatively, they delete their comment and now it looks like those people are berating the original poster for no reason.
@@xdurch0 what you typing about?
The thumbnail for the 1st game, specifically Shepard's smile, I don't know why, but just frickin' kills me.
11:25 oh my god those fucking shoe-squeaks had no right to make me laugh that much, best assassin in the galaxy xD
Reminds me of basketball players. I watched that scene three times.
the whole video is great but this part is where i cracked. i allways thought how incompetent guards are in a lot of places, here aswell with that entrance hole above their head, and damn, this parody made it hilariously true
It fucking killed me I swear to God
I was drinking water when I just see Thane with *them squeaky ass shoes*
3:57 Fun fact: What Pong said is correct. If someone is seriously injured, don't say anything along those lines or it may cause them to go into shock. _Granted,_ that was an Alien. But still.
Pongsifu: Ashley is so racist!
Also Pongsifu: All batarians are annoying and insult me!
Bray's alright. But yeah, otherwise, screw em.
to be fair his actions speak louder then his words and his actions were "yes nice batarian i will accept your kindness and drink this drink"
**gets poisoned**
Thats how u join the team
Well can’t get mad when it’s all true
@@Kortlandt People still get mad at Ashley when she's in the right. It's completely reasonable for her to think aliens shouldn't have free reign in the Normandy's systems. After all Tali does help the quarians copy the Normandy's stealth systems
12:33 For anyone who says Mark Meers isn't a good VA, this BIOTIC GOD is voiced by him and he is the best character in the trilogy.
Mark meer is a really good voice actor, he also voiced Baeloth from Baldur's Gate.
He voices so many characters. All of the Voluses, and Hanars are voiced by him really cool
Mark Meer's voice in ME1 is pretty lackluster compared to Jen Hale's, but he stepped up his game in ME2 and ME3 alot
@@fitzviandraduivenab2790 in ME1 he wasn't the chosen VA, he was just given the script and he just read it out loud to make a guide for the official shepard VA.
But they didn't find one and stuck with Mark, im so glad they did
Does he voice Bardock in TFS DBZ?????
1:39 among the fanbase, Jacob is the most disliked party member, ranking even behind Morinth. He's not just boring, but mechanically worse than Grunt, his advice at decision points is always bad, and to add insult to injury, he's a black dude looking for his missing father.
@@v6valkyrie L M A O
And his daddy is pimpin out forced-into-retard women to his officers on an island. For. Eight. Years.
Man, I remember the days when Ashley and Kaiden were in contention for most hated teammate
@@v6valkyrie Not just content with being a cheater and a token character, he's never interested in opening up properly past "Alliance stuff, I've moved on lol". He also justifies cheating with "It's been years, Shepard" and basically takes no responsibility for what he did. Man, even Morinth is a victim of her illness, whereas Jacob is just a victim of IDIOTIC writing.
Makes sense. At least you get to kill Morinth in 3 and she doesn't taint the Normandy's memorial wall.
The thane sneaker squeak was gold
10:12 Zaaed isn't a serial killer, he's a bounty hunter.
Serial killing is just his hobby.
😭😭😭
Well it's no wonder Illusive Man dueled the Reapers into submission. His hand is filled with cards on the ban list, but most of all...he knows what Pot of Greed does!
Ban list?
@@xaga8794 oh yea, so many cards we grew up with are banned from regulated play
@@nicholasdonin1465 WHY?
@@xaga8794 I got no idea. Doesn't seem like a fun game anymore.
Them fucking nerds loves to break yugioh
The fact the confession of love conversation with tali is the most replayed part of this video by a decent margin really goes to show that everyone agrees she’s just the best
Ah yes, bumbling, cute, awkward Tali gets you everytime. Fecking moe as hell.
12:08 "The universe is a dark place, I'm trying to make it brighter before I die"
I was laughing for 5 minutes man this is amazing.
Having recently played through the trilogy, I enjoyed this so so much.
Tali is best girl. I seriously can't bring myself to ever romance anyone else
Damn right. I even tried a female sheppard run since ME2 and I couldnt even feel good about romancing someone else other than Tali even when she was not even an option for female Shep, I pulled a fucking asexual run lmao. Tali romance too stronk
I tried to romance a different female characters in different gameplay, but Tali is so cute and i can't myself but picked her often.
I both agree and am the 69th like for this comment, so a double win
@@alexferrier5732 the only reason I haven't played Legendary edition yet, Femsheps voice is so much better imo, but I can't just not romance Tali, and they haven't updated that mod for LE yet
Miranda for me
"Get on top and spell 'Quarian' with those hips" had me smiling!
eat this
Sounds weird. I’m not one.
Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't get it.
26:48 - 26:50 That's a well editing and pretty clever dude, good job!
Does anyone know sauce?
@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 Helluva Boss, episode "Spring Break". This show is free on RUclips
15:28 - I love the, "Oh. Good," he responds with. The humorous thing with the Volous is the way he talks, like a mechanical Christopher Walken.
Disappointed we didn't get to see the genocide of 300,000 "innocent" batarians, but still... great memes.
bruh why you put innocent in quotations
@@joepolitics1218 Because just about every Batarian you're ever going to run into is either a slaver, a pirate or some other shady thing.
@@Jdude281 they literally explain in the lore that no one really knows what Batarian citizens are like because they’re not allowed to leave their homeland. Not every Batarian can even be one of those shady things anyway. A society can’t run on that. More than likely most of those Batarians were slaves.
"it wasnt genocide but a pesticide"
-last recorded part of comander Sheperd trial defence speach, before recording was interrupted by Reaper invasion
@@Jdude281 Thats racist
I wish that the algorithm gracefully smiles upon your videos. They don't get what they deserve and as always you've made a masterpiece.
Honestly I was super sad when Garrus started just ignoring me and doing calibrations. I thought I was the only one who felt that way, and I thought I was the only one cracking jokes about the calibrations, but then I see everyone else getting sad and making calibration memes.
The neuron activation in monke meme with Miranda and Tali cracks me up every time lol
The whole Tali romance lock scene absolutely killed me with the “my dick” part 😂
same😂
Anyone got the source for this meme?
@@joojilso9971 PLEASE IM DESPERATE
@@joojilso9971 It's called my pee pee by supered
@@joojilso9971 the dance gif? can't find it either
I laughed so hard I woke up both my cats and they started getting worried and came to me lol. Love your vids Pongsifu, your skills and humor are outta this Earth
10:40 "i am assuming direct control".. of this dance floor, buddy. hilarious edit, Pong :)
I almost died laughing 😂
" how many people did you piss off, garrus?" Had me in stitches :)
garrus: yes
@@bruhgod123 I reeeeally had to work at it.
Having never played this game, I find it difficult to determine which of the audio bits are legitimately part of the game and which are just memes.
It makes this much better.
Play Mass Effect.
Master Pongsifu, I discovered your channel a week ago, first watched your Silent Hill 2 video. Gotta say, best discovery I ever made, you’re hilarious!
I busted out laughing at the fact you just had Squeaking happen whenever Thane took a step.
I AM SO NOT ABLE TO BREATHE
Thane I PREFER TO * SQEAK SQEAK * MOVE SILENTLY * SQEAK SQEAK SQEAK *
Bro I just found your channel a few days ago and I’ve been hooked, how tf does this only have 500k views? This is a meme masterpiece, as is the rest of your work
27:23 Honestly the Courtney Gears reference was definitely a perfect selection for a Reaper theme
6:08 That was excellent on your part. That was hands-down hilarious.
The "Eat this" at Tali's black out scene before the collector base mission had me dying xD
Mmmm, cake.
Shepard must've been a fucking legend in bed if she was willing to risk death for some fun with him 🤣
Every true man of culture falls in love with Tali the same way, finding her adorable.
I've never seen any of your videos before this one, but that bit at 16:20 is the exact same thing that happened to me, subbed.
10:06 I like how you picked the two craziest sons of bitches for your team this time.
I love Tali ❤ She's such a nerd, but adorable, like a adorkable.
So, did you look it up? Was the bossfight lensflare a new addition?
We need answers!!!
Yep. The light was always there but they clearly made it way more obnoxious now.
the lens boss fight is so hard i cant get past it can someone give me tips
@@bruhgod123 Just shoot at the glowing eyes
@@zafelrede4884 what glowing eyes everything is glowing
Just got out of the gym, now I got something to kick back and relax to. Fantastic timing
You truly amazing, like editing and jokes are something different from others, keep it up dude
Your shepard's face makes me want to side with the Reapers.
FOUL
17:58 I feel related most at this one, out of all the bar in Mass Effect 2, I accidentally press talk to the bartender I was like "no" but in the end "you know what, a shot won't be bad" and yeah....
I've played through this game too many times to know that the boss fight lens flare is new. And HOLY SHIT it is atrocious! It's like they were deadlocked on deciding what they could do to visually improve the game so they put their options on a roulette and some wiseass put "MORE LENS FLARE!" as one of the options thinking it was so stupid there's no way they would go ahead with it.
Finally platinumed the series a few months ago. The insanity run in 2 is what caused my insanity. Lol. This was a fun vid on such a serious franchise. Thanks for sharing and for the laughs!
ME2 Insanity is rough. Congrats on the platinum!
10:47 your edits are so quick and they catch me off guard so much! Yet they are funny everytime!
I love the thumbnail. Seeing a turian smile is adorable
Flat out some of your best editing so far man, keep at it!
These edits had me rolling great video man
Ngl I want that zaeed mask that thing is sick
Also I was eating during the than scene so congratulations on almost killing me with dumb noises
Why is this the first time I’m discovering this gem of a channel?! I thought I was subbed to all the hilarious ME-parody-type channels. The editing was on point, my gosh, I couldn’t stop laughing.
I was just thinking about when this would get uploaded as I finished another ME1 playthrough. What perfect timing!
Nothing better then jacob yelling he's invincible when he activates barrier then takes a rocket to the face and goes down, he's useless
2:18 has the perfect lip synchronization XD
Probably the funniest/highest quality mass effect video I've seen, bravo
I NEEDED THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC LOCKDOWN! OH GOD, MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!
Only Steve Blum could unashamedly ask someone to call him a "pee pee piss boy" and still somehow sound badass.
It was getgianni
It was Gianni Matragano, fool
bruh, this is honestly what everyone needs after a crappy work week. Pongsifu got us covered
Joker in ME1: *leads the entire Alliance fleet against Sovereign*
Joker in ME2: *laser beam go brr*
16:54 wrex says what we're all thinking
Bro your editing style is amazing and so is your personality, easy sub
your editing is hilarious as ever. omg, this is great stuff hahahahahahaha
I can't believe I didn't see these 3 ME videos of yours before. I don't laugh easily but you had me laughing so much while watching them, I laughed so much at this one especially that I was almost gasping for air due to the heavy laughter. The Batarian clip at 2:10 kills me every time.
This has to some of the best work you've done man, lmao.
The wait makes me want to really enjoy every second of the videos
I just watched 2 year's worth of your content in the past 2 days. I NEED MOAR!!!
Here before 1m subs. You're one of the best channels out there.
12:05 that face mask killed me. Looks like a scene from a real old 80-90s funny movie. We are just missing Leslie Nielsen or Lloyd Bridges.
I literally just watched the first mass effect video last night lol. I’m so excited for this
I can't remember where I seen it, either on RUclips or Reddit but someone mentioned that they'd love to see Vorcha squad mate but every time he dies he gets replaced by a new Vorcha and I gotta say I'd love to see, like genuinely, even if it's just for one mission, it would be so awesomely hilarious
I swear Pongsifu u have the best edits on youtube!
8:18 😂😂😂
Totally caught me off guard
Daaaang you really upgraded your meme editing quality from the last Mass Effect episode, was laughing my ass off
Team Garrus. Instant like from my heart. Gonna watch while I drink pee. I mean tea
top tier memes, as usual. another great video pongsifu
Good to see you back.
Just the thing to brighten my day: a new Pongsifu video.
Another great video to rewatch for the month. How does this man know exactly what meme to use for every video?
It Totally worthed waiting for . Thank you mrPong
I will always romance Tali as male-shep and Garrus as fem-shep. Tali is just too adorable and Garrus is just awesome. That and the romances make me tear up when you say your final goodbye to them in ME3😭
12:00 to 12:08 caught me off guard and I actually did a spit take. Kudos pongsifu
The N7 coof mask, awesome!
Omg that Courtney Gears song took me back to the good old days!
Pongsifu you absolute god!
First playthrough went with Miranda (never played 1)
Got to 3 like "awesome my save carries stuff over. Can't wait to see how the relationship gets effected."
First time Ashley comes on screen: "well see ya Miranda"
Yea you clearly never played 1 if you chose Ashley “I can’t tell the aliens from the animals” Williams over Miranda the first chance you got. XD
Ashley's the worst, she constantly questions Shepard decisions, complains about everything and is a space racist, but the kind that goes "I'm not racist... But..." Which also makes her a hypocrite, in ME1 she's unbearable, even if you're nice to her she's always on bitch mode, and when Garrus, a literal space cop, gets in the ship she's all "i'm keeping an eye on him, he could steal our stuff"
She’s a super space racist in the first one, hates our homie garrus, hates wrex even more, she’s only okay with tali. Kinda hard liking her if you played the first one.
@@The_Oatmeal_Man isnt Williams like besties w Wrex and Garrus in ME3?
@@b.lazing9923 she's not racist. She's "anti-racist"
I saw the notification pop up in the morning and was waiting all day to get off of work and watch this. I would definitely pay $20 a month for this content. Definitely better than a Netflix sub.
I don’t care what anyone says. These lines are 100% canon in Shepard’s mind rn 18:34
Shepard was pretty racist in the first one and really hates batarians.
"This is my PEPE~"
SMACK SMACK
Tali: ("Thank the Creator he's decently equipped.....")
First video I've ever seen of yours. Instant sub
9:06 Dude. For a moment I imagined pong doing a video on the best action shooter of the trinity.
One day I'll make a boomer shooter compilation video.... one day. I love them too much not to.
Mint
3:22 Whatcha doin up there Jacob?
Ahh this brings me back to the old days when I had time to replay Mass Effect 2 4 times in a month.
I just found your content through this video and I already love you.
The N7 facemask almost made me spit out my food. Was not expecting that.
"sorry I couldn't hear you over the lens flare" lost it.