Stewart Lee - Rejected Fitness First Advertisements (& a dead mouse)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @Whatzzzz999
    @Whatzzzz999 4 месяца назад +17

    'Nothing punctuated by catastrophes' a very nice example of a Stewart Lee genius throwaway line.
    There are many of course, but I love this one!

  • @renatab8293
    @renatab8293 2 года назад +167

    This man's preparation is so meticulous. He has practiced the emphasis on every phrase in every sentence and makes it look spontaneous. He is hilarious yet has no gimmicks, no funny faces, no funny voices, no physical comedy, and he actually tries to make people dislike him! Wonderful!

  • @davidpowell8110
    @davidpowell8110 2 года назад +75

    Genius at work.

    • @sarahp871
      @sarahp871 2 года назад

      Dave, I commented to the Wong person.
      I agree with you.
      Only 31 likes!
      Have not seen this.
      👍

    • @kieranwalsh1241
      @kieranwalsh1241 2 года назад +2

      2 wongs don't make a wight...

    • @Katehowe3010
      @Katehowe3010 2 года назад

      Absolute genius!

  • @goldmrpenguin
    @goldmrpenguin 2 года назад +16

    Nothing punctuated by catastrophes ……. What a effing genius

  • @Gimp.The_Imp_Pimp
    @Gimp.The_Imp_Pimp 2 года назад +37

    Stu, being the best at what he does, which neither him, or his critics, know exactly what it is. (this an amalgamation of no less than THREE Stewart Lee's jokes, and a sentence I happen to agree with).
    Still, the "Coming over here" piece stands, on its own, as one of the greatest entertainment moments in TV history.
    TY for the upload.

    • @TheMaxxAwesome
      @TheMaxxAwesome 2 года назад +9

      THE BLOODY BEAKER-FOLK!

    • @pramitpratimdas8198
      @pramitpratimdas8198 6 месяцев назад +1

      I dont think its possible to know "exactly" what an work of art "is"

    • @phhiggins
      @phhiggins 4 дня назад

      Damn hugonots

  • @jlbradders
    @jlbradders 2 года назад +19

    Ha ha. Brilliant. I really love the fact that a lot of people don't 'get' him

  • @cuzned1375
    @cuzned1375 2 года назад +67

    “There are no pathologists small enough” made me spit my drink.

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад +1

      i christened that as to "nose coffee"

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад +2

      At least you didn't dit your sprink.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 2 года назад +1

      You can see him already smiling as he remembers that he's about to do the "na na no no" joke.

  • @comedyfish
    @comedyfish Год назад +9

    holy shit I saw a blurry me in the background in the audience! Weirdly exciting!!!

  • @ultimanecat3091
    @ultimanecat3091 2 года назад +53

    A mouseterpiece of comedy

  • @michaelrch
    @michaelrch 2 года назад +7

    That is some of the best Stu I have seen for a while.

    • @markawbolton
      @markawbolton Месяц назад

      The Blasphemy one is edgy and very funny.

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 2 года назад +79

    I've always liked the Macbeth soliloquy about how meaningless our individual lives are in the great scheme of things. It took Stewart Lee to apply it to a Fitness First ad.

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад +27

      The genius hides in the genius. Stu weaves Shake's words into the narrative so effortlessly that you don't realize what's happening until you're already lost in the beauty and profundity of the Bard's words. And then..
      ..free water bottle.

    • @marklinton1286
      @marklinton1286 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes of course.
      But....
      "Shakes"?
      How very dare you
      😂​@oliversomething

  • @stevecox7075
    @stevecox7075 2 года назад +8

    Brilliant performer.

  • @Mark-x3l
    @Mark-x3l 4 месяца назад +4

    Incredible work. The segue into the Shakespeare is beautifully constructed and handled, perfectly fitting. Like few others, Stewart Lee makes the point that this is performance, this is creativity, this is a work of art. And the bit about Dave Hill from Slade is decent too! :-D

    • @SanchoPeas
      @SanchoPeas 4 месяца назад +1

      Even the slow pause at the end of the soliloquy before the punchline, you can tell every millisecond is accounted for when it’s delivered

  • @meelanista838
    @meelanista838 4 месяца назад +2

    Stu you are genius and comedy great. After all these years i still agree f**k out of everything you say. Thanks for all the laughs

  • @stevenclark1973
    @stevenclark1973 3 месяца назад +1

    I'd say he's the best out there.. Genius.

  • @gwenelbro3719
    @gwenelbro3719 2 года назад +3

    All true and Dave Hill from Slade looks just like his description - brilliant.

  • @JakobusVdL
    @JakobusVdL Год назад +7

    I reckon his Fitness First ad's would work, who wouldn't join a Gym with a sense or irony?

  • @ediotism
    @ediotism 2 года назад +13

    That ending was so good

  • @gearlinkage
    @gearlinkage Месяц назад +2

    Listening to Stewart Lee has made me realise that there is no good reason for me to look after my physical fitness, as death is inevitable for us all, and any thing we do in between is just prolonging the agony. As a result, I have let myself go.

  • @collectivesartori
    @collectivesartori 2 года назад +11

    “And then this offer must END”. You’ve got to love Shakespeare

  • @bikingbirder2010
    @bikingbirder2010 3 месяца назад +3

    "Does it matter that this waste of time is what makes a life for you?" Frank Zappa Gregary Peccary.

  • @vintagethings9187
    @vintagethings9187 Год назад +5

    I love me some Stewart Lee but this one had me (and I refuse to minimise its funniness by abbreviating) laughing out loud!

  • @russtaylor2122
    @russtaylor2122 Год назад +35

    You'll never get to read it Stu, but after you're dead, your reputation as a room reading, comic genius will be huge...

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 2 года назад +26

    "An apple a day.. die anyway!"
    I take no credit for that, I was just overjoyed that I saw this on a T-Shirt last week. 🍏🤔

  • @sichere
    @sichere 2 года назад +95

    Stuart Little has let himself go.

    • @dickweeeeeeeeeed
      @dickweeeeeeeeeed 2 года назад +4

      ...class..

    • @vandolmatzis8146
      @vandolmatzis8146 2 года назад

      neat

    • @I7275-p2d
      @I7275-p2d Год назад +3

      You know you can actually get arrested and thrown in jail these days just for saying you’re Stuart Little?

    • @ackerjawaka1966
      @ackerjawaka1966 7 месяцев назад

      It's political correctness gone mad 😜

  • @josephasghar
    @josephasghar 2 года назад +24

    The problem with exercise adding years to your life is that it’s the final years, where you’ve let yourself go.

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад +12

      "They told me not smoking cigars would add 10 years to my life, but then I realized that was 10 years without cigars." - Mark Twain

  • @paddycampbell576
    @paddycampbell576 2 года назад +6

    A true comedy genius and the really funny thing is that he speaks the truth...
    WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE THAT MOUSE SOME DAY 🐭👍🏻🐁

  • @FlintSL
    @FlintSL 2 года назад +50

    I met Stewart Lee in 2009 in a shop near Guernsey that sold treadmills for mice. He was there conversing with the shopping assistant about the length of a piece of string, so I tapped him on the shoulder and asked for an autograph and he said, quick as a flash, he goes, "But you aren't even famous, mate."

    • @jaybones8457
      @jaybones8457 2 года назад +21

      I walked past him and his wife outside the British Museum about 10 years ago. Neither of us said anything. Nor his wife.

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 2 года назад +10

      @@jaybones8457 Was that his cool black, gay man, or his irish harridan real wife?

    • @jaybones8457
      @jaybones8457 2 года назад +12

      @@sprobablycancr4457 His Irish harridan wife I presume. Her withering glance was as cold and unwelcoming as Galway Bay in February. And she was carrying a shillelagh.

    • @neilonaniet
      @neilonaniet 2 года назад

      @@sprobablycancr4457 No, it would have been Bridget Christie ...

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 2 года назад +5

      @@neilonaniet Shame. I like his gay man wife. She has such a sardonic sense of humour.

  • @dermothealy2018
    @dermothealy2018 2 года назад +11

    That's a epic setup and he knocked out of the park with a bit of Shakespeare. Tremendous!

  • @melhoad5221
    @melhoad5221 3 месяца назад +1

    'Like a father substitute!' ❤

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 2 года назад +9

    Stu giving it to us straight like 100% Dave Hill from Slade in Birmingham under Thatcher in the 80s...

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад +3

      _Thatcher, Thatcher, Thatcher, Thatcher,_ the jungle canyon rope bridge snatcher!

  • @jelleludolf
    @jelleludolf 3 месяца назад +1

    This is artful.

  • @cripesclassworks5654
    @cripesclassworks5654 2 месяца назад +2

    And yet, that mouse has made his mark on life - on our lives - not just a ripped thread in the fabric of the universe

  • @jayneallisonlaity9891
    @jayneallisonlaity9891 2 года назад +5

    LMFAO.... NO NO NANO.......GENIUS

    • @tysond1500
      @tysond1500 2 года назад +2

      Just in case this reference gets old as well: No Limit (2 Unlimited).
      ruclips.net/video/r6FVk2k4qsM/видео.html

  • @vandolmatzis8146
    @vandolmatzis8146 2 года назад +1

    Thank you Oliver.

  • @errolreilly
    @errolreilly 2 года назад +27

    Greatest stand up of all time quoting a tiny bit of Shakespeare for comedic effect. Fan F$£@ing Tastic.

  • @Simonmarg1976
    @Simonmarg1976 2 года назад +5

    This is just so good

  • @interestedlen8823
    @interestedlen8823 2 года назад +7

    It's an over-applied appellation these days, but he is a genius. I don't say this lightly. He just is.

  • @benjaminmartyn4699
    @benjaminmartyn4699 2 месяца назад

    Ahahahahahahahah oh my God he’s a genius, and so am I because I like him

  • @ismith9826
    @ismith9826 2 года назад +4

    fantastic ending !!!!!!

  • @Dave-xp7wd
    @Dave-xp7wd 2 года назад +6

    I'm here because he slated Ricky Gervais's Afterlife. Had no idea who he was prior to this

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 2 года назад +12

    Norman Lamont has let himself go.

  • @franzherflek4116
    @franzherflek4116 3 месяца назад +1

    Stewart lee is ......getting himself together
    ..

  • @Stone2home
    @Stone2home 2 года назад +1

    I'm amazed.

  • @quitethevoyeur
    @quitethevoyeur 2 года назад +1

    I got there just before the punchline but it still made me laugh

  • @rikurodriguesneto6043
    @rikurodriguesneto6043 2 года назад +2

    That's an example of what they call bathos. :D

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 2 года назад +2

    "Fitness First, Box Later".

  • @ThorntonValiant
    @ThorntonValiant 2 года назад +2

    Very clever guy.

  • @dt2184
    @dt2184 2 года назад +26

    I can't get my head around why the comedy vehicle got cancelled
    It's some of Lee's best work.
    This clip is hilarious...I hope more of them pop back up on youtube.

    • @jonmurray2350
      @jonmurray2350 2 года назад

      I'm hoping it ran over him.

    • @jackholder7979
      @jackholder7979 2 года назад +6

      Comedy vehicle was brilliant but unfortunately the people who make these TV decisions won't understand the depth to Lee's unique comedy. Probably not seen as diverse enough, real shame very few things worth watching on TV now 😓.

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад +28

      It was the unfortunate combination of award winning and cheap to produce. Who wants that?

    • @croftstickcroftstick4333
      @croftstickcroftstick4333 2 года назад +1

      I think it was because he slated the BBC

    • @lukeadv
      @lukeadv Год назад +5

      @@jackholder7979 Or it's just a pragmatic choice to give 80% of people what they sort-of want, rather than 20% of people what they desperately want,

  • @TheVicar
    @TheVicar 2 года назад +20

    Maybe Morrisey could have saved Peloton

    • @thewielloyd988
      @thewielloyd988 4 месяца назад

      I was looking for a gym, and then I found a gym.
      And heaven knows I'm miserable now

  • @Oooo-bi7bi
    @Oooo-bi7bi 2 года назад +7

    Such a moving story. It’s nice to be reminded of Dave Hill. Slade the Oasis of the day. Noddy is Noel, Dave is Liam. Except Slade we’re creative and original.

  • @LuDux
    @LuDux 2 года назад +2

    Eskimo face from late 1980s to mid-1990s crossover band Eskimos and Egypt. based out of Manchester, has let himself go

  • @Ken_oh545
    @Ken_oh545 2 года назад +6

    In a biography of Dave Hill from Slade the ghostwriter assists him reveal he labours under a lasting delusion. Namely, that Slade were as musically influential as The Beatles and were somehow hard done by, overlooked by an unreceptive world. Thank you for reminding me of Dave Hill from Slade.

    • @stateofmind91
      @stateofmind91 2 года назад +4

      Fun fact - I attended the same school as him and my Dad used to drink in the same pub as Noddy Holder...
      There really are few things to humble brag about when you grow up in the Black Country...

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 Год назад

      @@stateofmind91 ah come on. You've probably met a sheep.

    • @Whatzzzz999
      @Whatzzzz999 4 месяца назад +1

      The fact that anyone anywhere even knows who 'Dave Hill from Slade' is or was amazes me...

  • @willsum61
    @willsum61 2 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @stephenrhughes
    @stephenrhughes 8 месяцев назад +1

    That bloke who writes Ricky Gervais' jokes has let himself go.

  • @rattylol
    @rattylol 2 года назад +2

    That mouse let himself go.

  • @patgee2139
    @patgee2139 2 года назад

    Good show!

  • @johnanthonycafe2993
    @johnanthonycafe2993 3 месяца назад

    I’m so glad Stewart brought up Dave Hill from
    Slade. Sloth or mouse - take your pick.

  • @letyvasquez2025
    @letyvasquez2025 Год назад

    An apt recipient of a rapidly devaluing obituary

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 2 года назад +2

    James Cordon enjoyed this

  • @Birminghamesports
    @Birminghamesports 2 года назад +4

    The real truth and irony about exercise is on the day you die you will never know if it ever did you any good at all? I think Stewart understands that irony .... The same applies if you smoke and drink whisky to excess in your life ... That's why life is just a subject to laugh and joke about above anything ... This guy is good though, he's a clever comedian and they are always the greatest 👏

  • @philipstevenson5166
    @philipstevenson5166 2 месяца назад

    lab mice do get post mortems sometimes. a service provided by very small university vets

  • @adude9882
    @adude9882 3 месяца назад

    tbo if I was Stewart Lee's mouse I'd have chucked myself on a cheese grater or something.

  • @eleven864
    @eleven864 2 года назад +1

    Is he the voice of the hamster from Creature Comforts?

  • @WORKERS.DREADNOUGHT
    @WORKERS.DREADNOUGHT Месяц назад

    Not only can I see why he didn't get the Fitness First gig, I can see why he never made pathologist (that's not how it works, Stu...)

  • @derekspitz9225
    @derekspitz9225 2 года назад +9

    Thane of Cawdor has lit himself goo.

    • @interestedlen8823
      @interestedlen8823 2 года назад +2

      We should all let ourselves goo now and then.

    • @ShangHighRoller
      @ShangHighRoller Год назад +3

      I saw the Thane of Glamis on a bus today. He looked depressed, and fat.

  • @CalvinKlown
    @CalvinKlown 2 года назад

    I see John Brower Minnoch has given up on the diet.

  • @YourLocalGP
    @YourLocalGP 2 года назад +2

    Grant Shapps has let himself go

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 2 года назад

    No limits have i am sure, let themself go

  • @rudilator2178
    @rudilator2178 2 года назад +4

    If it's good enough for Douglas Adams I'm gonna sign up to a gym.

  • @walkonhotcoals1277
    @walkonhotcoals1277 2 года назад +4

    Steven Gaitley has really improved himself.

  • @richardmartin1519
    @richardmartin1519 Год назад

    The thinking person's comedian. Pure brilliance, but the audience is still the problem.

  • @MissInformati0n
    @MissInformati0n 2 года назад +1

    Can someone explain the no no nano joke?

    • @GrantTregellas
      @GrantTregellas 2 года назад +2

      No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no theres no limits. Google that and you will find out.

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 2 года назад +2

      You'll need to read Wittgenstein and Sutter Cane, to properly 'get it'.

    • @TheTonyLazarus
      @TheTonyLazarus Год назад

      No

  • @MegaGreatpretender
    @MegaGreatpretender Год назад

    Simon Pegg had left himself go

  • @garethmacdonald8106
    @garethmacdonald8106 2 года назад +2

    Fitness last isn't a better idea tho Stu.

  • @thomasstokes5799
    @thomasstokes5799 2 года назад +1

    what's the no no nano joke?

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад +1

      There is no no no nano joke. No no, no no no, no no no nano joke.

    • @MisterM2402
      @MisterM2402 5 месяцев назад

      It's referring to the song No Limit by 2 Unlimited, a hit from 1993 which means it's a very up to date pop culture reference.

  • @davemarsh4497
    @davemarsh4497 5 месяцев назад

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @deputyvanhalen6386
    @deputyvanhalen6386 2 года назад +10

    Jan Michael Vincent has let himself go!

    • @airfixx_8952
      @airfixx_8952 6 месяцев назад

      Then again; it's the best Ernest Borgnine has looked since Airfwolf.

  • @siep6922
    @siep6922 2 года назад +1

    They don't do pathology reports for rodents.
    Love it.

  • @LeonGillMusic
    @LeonGillMusic 2 года назад +4

    I saw Stewart Lee a couple of years ago.
    He was on a bus and he looked fat and depressed..

  • @honeybeebadger
    @honeybeebadger 2 года назад

    Eskimo face from the 90’s

  • @peterburgess5520
    @peterburgess5520 2 года назад +3

    VaughnToulouse has let himself go.

  • @markcornwell1499
    @markcornwell1499 Год назад +1

    Elon Musk has let himself go

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 2 года назад +1

    Paw Rugg from _The Hillbilly Bears_ has let himself go.

  • @dontaskme7004
    @dontaskme7004 Год назад +2

    Being healthy only adds time to the sh!t end of your life. You don't get extra years for your teens 20' 30's or any of the good years, you're just prolonging suffering during the slow decay... Sweet dreams.

  • @klinikle5445
    @klinikle5445 4 месяца назад +1

    The irony is that if he'd gone to Fitness First a few times, he might still be with us.

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 2 года назад +1

    Fitness First;
    Because it helps when you're being chased.

  • @dmucky5186
    @dmucky5186 2 года назад

    I keep hearing about this guy as I’ve never heard of him. Is her trying to copy Ricky Gervais??

  • @malkchatters1046
    @malkchatters1046 2 года назад +6

    Stephen Mulhern has let himself go.

  • @sheepbaba
    @sheepbaba 2 года назад

    I do-did nJoi that. Fatness Mouse clearly...

  • @jonmurray2350
    @jonmurray2350 2 года назад +2

    Michael Fenton Stevens has let himself go.

  • @stevejones3868
    @stevejones3868 2 года назад +2

    He's actually morphing into Freddie Starr.

    • @jonathanphillips5514
      @jonathanphillips5514 2 года назад +2

      Freddie Starr has let himself go

    • @stevejones3868
      @stevejones3868 2 года назад

      @@jonathanphillips5514 😂

    • @stevejones3868
      @stevejones3868 2 года назад

      @@jonathanphillips5514 I suppose the real question is whether a cynical joke about a vastly overrated TV personality (Corden) is funnier than a short, psychotic looking man wearing L and R denoted Wellingtons on the wrong feet, while dressed as Hitler.
      The answer, of course, is obvious

    • @jonathanphillips5514
      @jonathanphillips5514 2 года назад

      @@stevejones3868 Once of those stories are false

    • @ackerjawaka1966
      @ackerjawaka1966 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@jonathanphillips5514not only that he ate my f-cking hamster aswell 😜

  • @LuDux
    @LuDux 2 года назад

    0:41 dramatic hamster has let himself go

  • @PlattLaneEnd
    @PlattLaneEnd 4 месяца назад +1

    Both Dave Hill from Slade and Morrissey have let themselves go.

  • @andygriffiths7934
    @andygriffiths7934 2 года назад +1

    LOVE IT ❤️ MR LEE XXX

  • @richyrich2344
    @richyrich2344 2 года назад +2

    Dave Hill from Slades let himself go.

  • @S7EVE_P
    @S7EVE_P 2 года назад +1

    Is it my imagination or is this two different audiences?

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад +1

      I never would've noticed but if you compare 0:21 and 3:30, there does seem to be different people upfront. I guess they did two (or more) shows and edited them together. Everything on TV, after all, is fake.

  • @LuDux
    @LuDux 2 года назад +1

    Don Hertzfeldt has let himself go

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething  2 года назад

      Which reminds me: if you've never seen _It's Such A Beautiful Day_, you should really rectify that. It is the product of dedication, love, and genius.

  • @stephen3511
    @stephen3511 2 года назад +15

    He’s no Michael McIntre, but still funny.

    • @ivorsmith3999
      @ivorsmith3999 2 года назад +12

      You're right, he's no Michael McIntyre, because Stuart is funny.

    • @helipeek2736
      @helipeek2736 2 года назад +3

      Anyone who inhabits the funny circle of the Venn diagram of comedy could not be Michael McIntired.

    • @miked1869
      @miked1869 2 года назад

      Certainly he's not as popular as Michael McIntyre. He doesn't have people queuing up to buy his latest DVD - like captured partisans digging their own mass grave.

    • @snakeplissken526
      @snakeplissken526 2 года назад +1

      Thank God!

    • @gerrabath
      @gerrabath 2 года назад +1

      You cheeky cheekster.

  • @Whatzzzz999
    @Whatzzzz999 4 месяца назад

    I'm amazed that someone as meticulous as Stewart Lee would misquote Macbeth.
    The actual quote is:
    'Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace FROM DAY TO DAY
    To the last syllable of recorded time;'
    etc...