Regretting Your Children │ Stardew Valley
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2022
- Children are of no use in Stardew Valley, so it's a good thing we are allowed some late term terminations. Emily couldn't be happier.
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Then they haunt and attack you forever.
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Forever? How?
I can handle a couple of pigeons 😂
@@Hellbat_the_Destron not pigeons but flying dolls
The kids already do that the f*** is the difference
My kids won't freaking grow up. At this rate they'll be 5 years old after 5 years of me playing.
That's how it works they only stay in the toddler stage
@@wolfslayer1792 I thought your kids would grow up and move out of the house?
@@KiritoNoiharaQuartz no maybe in a future update but no
@{The Autumn Wind} I may give it a try maybe idk yet
they don’t grow up
Concerned ape: Kill your kids? i sleep
ComcernedApe: Kill your animals? i wake
There's a reason why its Concerned Ape not Concerned Kid
@@God_tf2knee slap worthy
Wait you can kill your animals?
@@dreamiinotdream730 there was a cut "butcher" profession, but if you want to kill them somehow you could just lock them outside.
@@zhaqihanifah4915 what?? i accidentally locked out animals and they got in anyways 😭😭?
Even Emily didn't want this, she seemed ecstatic whenever she found out they were gone
what do you mean SHE FUCKING WANTED THIS
And the first frame. She was OVER IT. 😂
My sister once got so freaked out by her kid! It was walking through walls, when she went to bed it was walking across the nighttime sky, and it disappeared for three days!😂
A yes the kid flying through the sky walking through the walls ahhh such a casual Sunday
Gotchya! Ahahahha my daughter once ate her brother! Ahahhahahajah
@@zunknownNo bro the kid can WALK TRHOUGH WALLS,DISSAPEAR AND FLY ITS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUY
Haha yeah they used to do that
@@niltonmurtha6497Not me casual scrolling through and finding this comment I got your reference and for that we are friends now Btw was the kids name Daniel?
its weird that your spouses make no mention of the kids being gone if you use the shrine (or even some consequence of like, losing a heart/friendship points with them) maybe it erases their memory of having kids
Considering the other shrine literally wipes everyones memory of u its probably doing it too with ur children
I mean memory modification would very much be a required feature to avoid having CPS and law enforcement show up investigating you for the unexplainable disappearance / potential murder of your young children...
@@KiotheCloudwait what other shrine?
@@Daycore_lovers The one you use to erase a divorced spouse's memory.
Dr: Sir you can't have an abortion after the children are already born
Him: we'll see about that I cast the Forbidden spell deletes fetus
My favorite spell, deletus fetus. Works all the time
deletus fetus.. it's in the name, guys. it only specifically deletes fetuses, not full grown children 😭😭 try casting deletus kiddus its meant specifically for kids.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@pogdog86Cast Infant Incineratium
I JUST REALIZED RHE FUCKING FARMWR IS SANS IM GONNA THROW MY PHONE ON THE SIDEWALK
Please don't.
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I wish at a certain point they become old enough to help out on the farm
i've never hated or regretted having kids in the game. i love seeing them running around the house 😂
I simply wish there were more children interactions or something
@@zunknown 🤨
@@zunknown
@@aelspectodon't make it seem like the person is a pedophile. Kids aren't mindless machines. They have a personality. It would be cool to see kids actually be useful in the game.
@@aelspectohe meant like taking your kids anywhere and bring them with you everywhere and have a long range of dialogue
I always thought that if they weren’t gonna grow up at least we should be able to play little games with them
Emily be like: "Well, I had terrible labor pains. But I don't mind losing my kids"
Anyone noticed Wictarion is wearing Sans' outfit?
I was just about to comment that lmao
Plus flowey's laugh and the sound of getting one of mettaton quiz questions right were both used
I'm so glad it's not just me who noticed!
@@EaterOfGeese And Chara’s theme
yesss exactly
Wtf thats literally my character lol boy am i basic
Uhh... sands undertale?
If you want your kid to be actually usefull name them item id codes
Example: [74][434]
[74] is for prismatic shard and [434] is for stardrop.
Sometimes when your spouse say their name they give you the item :)
This guy has the sans drip
Man…I wish I could just do that with my responsibilities.
This is a certified stardew valley post game moment
It's funny nobody noticed the player is rocking the Sans fit
Wait, why is father dressed as… SANS ?!
I accidentally divorced my spouse and got him back and because of that, they don't even remembered the children they had with my character. And now Im trying to get rid of them. Oof
Emily's dance:
Boody shake, double middle fingers
That’s why she’s the best
Dude pulled "fetus deletus" on them
Huh, mommy must have done this to daddy, he never came back from the grocery store :(
*dramatic speaker voice like in the one meme*
'Goodbye you little shits.'
Good thing that I didn't turn my kids into a dove.
Players: What do I do lord?
ConcernedApe: *Destroy the child. Corrupt them all.*
I hope they make are updated that the children moving out of the house and are Maximum how many children you can have
How is there 4,000+ views but not a single comment on this masterpiece 😭🤚 welp time to change that
They are all busy turning their children into doves
There is a lot of views now
Ima go cry now-
Elliott and i have 2 beautiful children that i would never DREAM of turning into doves!
Bro got sans costume.
Blue jacket with white thirt inside. Black pants and pink slippers. While Undertale Music playing
Why is your character wearing the Sans drip? Because those children just got dunked on I'd wager?
I just realized the farmer looks like Sans
“Pay _child_ support”? What _child?_ I never had a child????
**noises of disappearing children in the background**
So this is what happened to my older sibling…
Never regretted having kids in the game bc it takes sooooo long for the spouse to ask you if you want a baby😢
Bro took a rainbow rock over kids
I think concernedape needs to add a feature where kids grow up actually, right?
Well, I mean there's a mod for it and just use SMAPI and the boom you have growing toddler mod. But how about those platform where you cannot mod? They can't use any mods for the normal stardew game.
So it should be realistic that these kids grow up, interact to town, go to library to learn, became teen and have their own farmhouse (not necessarily a neighboring house but just leave the house)
this feature should be included in real life
I like the kids in the game, but I'm sad that they can't grow up. It would be neat if the could grow up, move out, and then you can start the game over playing as one of them and you're the grandpa passing the farm down to them.
Doll: so you choosen DEATH?
The devil:This way!
I wish stardew would get a kids update and actually make them more different and some what useful
Should have made an option to have them help around the farm
People with kids- man I wish that existed.
Nobody noticed that he's wearing the same clothes as Sans
"...Wanna buy another cat?"
"Let's make it two."
F E T U S D E L E T U S
bro has that sans drip
Emily putting herself through 2 kids to only have them disappear and not care about em
Megalovania plays.
How to do a crime without doing a crime
SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS ON SANS- HE SACRIFICED HIS KIDS TO FLOWEY- 💀
Same. Did it once for the achievement and never again.
They turned their kids into doves. I'm surprised that Emily agreed to that. I thought she was going to get mad.
Thought the player was Shane at first and wondered why he was bald
Human sans doesn't exist
Clint: Ask us for help to win over Emily
Us: we married Emily
Clint: 😐
“Yeah you don’t do nothing, so ima just disown you”
The flowey laugh💀😭💀😭
They need a school updata fr for the kids growing up mechanic
They come back to haunt you, literally
I wish they would age past toddlers and go to school with penny jas and vincent that would be so cute
Low key thought Shane got a weird ass haircut
Not the Emily side eye, that’s why I love her ❤
The title was what got me the most lol
The Undertale/Deltarune ost and the Sans skin...
They're going to haunt you forever until you get tired from your game and then start a new one
This is why Krobus is the only choice.
It would be cool if there was an option to give your child to adoption then maybe someone from the village can adopt them and you can see the kids on their house
That's some steven king shining stuff happening there good lord 😂
it'd be a nice feature to see them play around on the farm
Lol the man is wearing Sans clothes lol
Bro is cosplaying sans
Now they are cursed and gonna haunt and attack you
The fathar: "Free from childreeeen🎉🥳".
I could never 😢😭 I love my kid (haven't had the second one yet) so much and I always give her love as soon as I wake up. Sam is a great Dad to Cassette too.
I'm confused, concerned, and everything in between
yea my crib room is now just a library room (its book shelves, a chest filled with artifacts and fossils & a bone mill)
Yeah uh... I don't blame them cause having kids in Stardew Valley sucks especially if all they do is just run around and get into places. They don't usually grow up anyways so it's no use having them.
Now they are gonna repeat the process over and over again
i have no idea why im getting stardew valley content when i searched for terraria guides like 4 times 😭
I only regret them bc they only grow till 3 and it wont let me put outfits on them only hats. Gets kidna boring when they don't grow up
The look of these kids haunts me, lol. But I still couldn't do it because of how my husband, Sam, keeps on mentioning how he loves his children T_T
I kept saying no to Sebastian when he asked to make a baby and I felt so bad that I kept saying no so I eventually agreed. Now, I haven't played the game in months because I regret agreeing to having a baby.
Blud think he's sans
Is enough RUclips for today 💀
Does anyone else notice that his outfit looks like Sans
I noticed after the Flowey laugh
I did that one with Harvey after divorcing him and it traumatized me
The flowey laugh...
regretting your wife
That one will go live on 24/2/2023.
When tou realize hes sans from undertale
the pallette town theme ❤
I don't even know what stardew valley is about but RUclips is pretty much telling me to go buy it at this point...
sans core farmer.
Я слишком добрый, я не смогу убить игрового ребëнка, если он меня даже не оскорбил
Anyone else notice he got the sans outfit goin on
Why he got that sans drip 😭
I wish life was this easy
THE GUY IS SANS??!?!
+ Megalo Strike Back and sound from the correct answer in Mettaton's quiz