things i quote (usually) daily (inspired by

[@pretzelgoldfish]

i hate how half of this video’s length is kyle gordan

[@bearnamedpublius]

kyle gordon is so silly (i quote the “im an italian catholic, don’t you get it?” about hourly)

[@pretzelgoldfish]

@@bearnamedpublius i do the “this is where i live with my 9 sons” and “aw, gee whizz, if only i weren’t so demented”

[@a.person.somewhere]

i quote where’s my martini all the time

[@willeats]

“AND NOW HE FELL DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAYYYYYYY🫨🫨🫨”
😂😂

[@Rori_Does_Arts]

Brother, I quote musicals all the time. 😭 (Mostly Heathers & RTC) BUT THE KYLE GUY IS SO FUNNY HOW COME I NEVER SEE HIS STUFF?? I will now be using "HE'S... HE'S... A HOMOSEXUAL!! RUN!!!" & "We put her in the Looney bin, and now she behaves!" Daily.

[@jadelemonade]

LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO SCRAP😭

[@pretzelgoldfish]

hepatitis hepatitis?

[@jwechols86]

Yup I made this alcohol in my bathtub it might make me blind but… it’s also poison
I love kyle

[@dollydoesart]

WHERE’S MY MARTINIIIIIIII?!?!?!!?!?!?

[@pretzelgoldfish]

@@dollydoesart son! if you don’t tidy up, i’m gonna take my anger out on you!

[@Sillylilguy73]

HELP I LOVE RTC AND KYLE GORDAN

[@OctoJuice]

RIDE THE CYCLONE FAN SPOTTED
PJO SPOTTED
LEGALLY BLONDE SPOTTED

[@neeks.di.schuyler]

WHAT TEH SFAXJ