Doctor Reacts To Awkward Medical Memes Ep. 16

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @drawingabyss
    @drawingabyss 3 года назад +12761

    I had a shirt that said "I don't trust atoms, they make up everything." My chemistry professor thought I was funny

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +23514

    *Sees a joke*
    Me: _Doesn't laugh_
    Doctor Mike: That's punny _laughs_
    Me: _Laughs along_

    • @adib3049
      @adib3049 3 года назад +186

      What is punny🙃

    • @vaibhavpindikura3841
      @vaibhavpindikura3841 3 года назад +444

      W H Y A R E Y O U E V E R Y W H E R E ?

    • @darius7022
      @darius7022 3 года назад +191

      This isn’t anime you’re not supposed to be here 🤣

    • @olavapedersen6049
      @olavapedersen6049 3 года назад +94

      Ah, there you are again sir

    • @moonie2119
      @moonie2119 3 года назад +125

      Dude ur literally mr worldwide

  • @selinaa19
    @selinaa19 3 года назад +5564

    "The sun is a giver of life."
    No one:
    Dr Mike: _cHlOrOpHylL_

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 года назад +1835

      When I watched this back I fell off my chair. What’s wrong with me?

    • @ninjakitty5126
      @ninjakitty5126 3 года назад +105

      @@DoctorMike lol dont even know

    • @honeyb.21
      @honeyb.21 3 года назад +132

      @@DoctorMike Absolutely nothing, you are perfect 👌🏻

    • @Doodfood.
      @Doodfood. 3 года назад +33

      Doctor Mike when I read this I fell of the toilet 😂

    • @MilesJ.
      @MilesJ. 3 года назад +17

      @@DoctorMike it’s too good, man. 😂

  • @Old_Mortality
    @Old_Mortality 2 года назад +565

    Doctor mike: "No electronics before bed!"
    Me: watching doctor mike to help me fall asleep

  • @Alma-ev3yd
    @Alma-ev3yd 3 года назад +8364

    "the corona virus doesn't care if you smell like lavender" officially my new favourite quote

    • @freddyl0055
      @freddyl0055 3 года назад +58

      But the smell tho

    • @ineedmydowntime6993
      @ineedmydowntime6993 3 года назад +45

      Lol, as an Aspie, I do say that essential oil-obsessed anti vaxxers are definitely stupid.

    • @skye387
      @skye387 3 года назад +57

      I love the smell of lavender (and the fact that it help gets me away from mosquitoes) but seriously? Prevent Corona? Geez, they're making things up.

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 3 года назад +6

      😂

    • @jesshasnofilter
      @jesshasnofilter 3 года назад +15

      Mine is "I did an average" "So, you were wrong"

  • @SartorialDragon
    @SartorialDragon 3 года назад +2202

    “The Corona Virus doesn't care if you smell of lavender!” TRUE WORDS

    • @akashvk787
      @akashvk787 3 года назад +11

      To karens

    • @mellow9545
      @mellow9545 3 года назад +6

      I was about to say that🤣🤣

    • @fmdmackan
      @fmdmackan 3 года назад +3

      That statement made my day!

    • @dragonfireproductions790
      @dragonfireproductions790 3 года назад +9

      Did you know that was an old concept from the bubonic plague where they put nice smelling stuff to get rid of the "bad air"? Yea that's how plague doctors thought about it. I use essential oils to make my room smell nice

    • @yizanklovaka4563
      @yizanklovaka4563 3 года назад +2

      Actually its been proven that essential oils are a part of keeping safe i always send my children on way to school with essential oil to protect from illness

  • @ArranitM
    @ArranitM 3 года назад +915

    "cHlOrOpHyLl!?" I'm dead 😭😂😭😂

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet Год назад +162

    Sam's commentary makes these videos so much funnier. Seeing the fact that they actually have fun making this content really makes it better.

  • @iburk3968
    @iburk3968 3 года назад +1705

    Doctor Mike during a funeral: CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @mahismelodies3685
      @mahismelodies3685 3 года назад +21

      Why did this make me laugh

    • @hisham363
      @hisham363 3 года назад +6

      @@mahismelodies3685 bc he wrote it three times I didn't laugh though

    • @flaminglego3669
      @flaminglego3669 3 года назад +25

      And perhaps a little epinephrine

    • @zy6360
      @zy6360 3 года назад +10

      @@flaminglego3669 can’t forget the epinephrine

    • @elijahabishekraj1018
      @elijahabishekraj1018 3 года назад +12

      i had a nightmare where doctor mike said DEFRILBILATOR, DEFRIBILITOR, DEFRIBILITOR

  • @javian636
    @javian636 3 года назад +1016

    Can we appreciate how dr mike can save lives,do talk shows,have a dog ,have a RUclips channel, provide us with medical accuracy, and still be cute doing it all like not him being a modern day superman

    • @renekumar8290
      @renekumar8290 3 года назад +17

      Yasss dr mike doing multitasking better than I ever could!!!

    • @seandunoon
      @seandunoon 3 года назад +12

      I like how you said "modern day Superman" implying that superman was once real.

    • @KitKatPlayZz01
      @KitKatPlayZz01 3 года назад +2

      Me to lol

    • @yeet3279
      @yeet3279 3 года назад +1

      @@seandunoon he was (in our imagination)

    • @somethingidk3801
      @somethingidk3801 3 года назад +4

      while i sit in bed and watch

  • @allymills7089
    @allymills7089 3 года назад +291

    As someone who is stuck studying at 3am as a pre-med, things get stressful. However this really made me smile :)

  • @susanhansen8790
    @susanhansen8790 Год назад +95

    dr.mike is a hufflepuff. he's super kind and caring and funny. change my mind. he also works super hard.

    • @villian_deku_and_shigaraki
      @villian_deku_and_shigaraki 9 месяцев назад +8

      Well, I would say he's a bit of Hufflepuff and a bit of ravenclaw, but I guess I get how you might think that he's more of a Hufflepuff

    • @Fragmented_Mask
      @Fragmented_Mask 9 месяцев назад +4

      I too identify as a.. Huffleclaw... Ravenpuff? XD

    • @loganandhollymullins1064
      @loganandhollymullins1064 9 месяцев назад +6

      Dr mike: what house am I in
      The Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF

    • @Winterschild14
      @Winterschild14 8 месяцев назад +5

      Me looking through the comments just to see what potterheads actually think.
      I know absolutely nothing about harry potter lol

    • @Psycho_edits6.6.6
      @Psycho_edits6.6.6 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Winterschild14I DAMAN you watch it(idk how to spell)

  • @Maaaa_n
    @Maaaa_n 3 года назад +1095

    Idk why but I keep looking at his teeth like they’re so perfect

    • @animalover608
      @animalover608 3 года назад +15

      Now I am too. 😂

    • @louisehine1
      @louisehine1 3 года назад +34

      Most of him is perfect tbh.

    • @amany3072
      @amany3072 3 года назад +5

      Imagine being a dentist actually analyzing their alignment and hue 🤣

    • @Rorakate
      @Rorakate 3 года назад +1

      Hey now I can’t stop 😞

    • @cydvicious88
      @cydvicious88 3 года назад +4

      Idk why but I keep looking at all of him, he's so perfect lol 😆

  • @hasitdawnedonyou
    @hasitdawnedonyou 3 года назад +4888

    I once met a doctor with the most beautiful cursive handwriting. I was soooo shocked literally speechless. I could read everything 😱

    • @meenatuladhar1865
      @meenatuladhar1865 3 года назад +247

      What other lies have I been told by the council

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 3 года назад +220

      I am planning to become a doctor and my handwriting is good , so I hope they will accept me in med school with that handwriting.

    • @cact-ow3771
      @cact-ow3771 3 года назад +92

      I can read doctors handwriting as I have grown up with my mum being a nurse. She leaves lists of jobs to do before she goes to work for us and I have to translate itt for my neighbour sometimes

    • @popbearc3421
      @popbearc3421 3 года назад +21

      Thats so rare

    • @aeyelashbug6311
      @aeyelashbug6311 3 года назад +20

      I can't read cursive either so...

  • @mrrainbow8638
    @mrrainbow8638 3 года назад +1960

    THE SMIRK IN DOCTOR MIKES FACE WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO SAY CHEST COMPRESSIONS KILLED ME 🤣

    • @mrrainbow8638
      @mrrainbow8638 3 года назад +36

      Also for people wondering, time stamp is 3:31

    • @Straws_in_Berries
      @Straws_in_Berries 2 года назад +9

      @@mrrainbow8638 i just saw that scene as i read that comment

    • @wivvaboiii_8765
      @wivvaboiii_8765 2 года назад +18

      Well if it killed you… CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @itsytyt5192
      @itsytyt5192 2 года назад +3

      כי

    • @vestorlock4113
      @vestorlock4113 2 года назад +2

      ITS FUNNNY ASF

  • @linkfan1019
    @linkfan1019 3 месяца назад +15

    0:57 you’re a Hufflepuff a kind person, very loving very generous and a very honest friend

  • @Leo-cd2ho
    @Leo-cd2ho 3 года назад +829

    “Body starts clicking when you stretch at age 26 or 28”
    *me at age 14* “ummm... I guess I’m 26 now”

    • @lenascharnreitner2739
      @lenascharnreitner2739 3 года назад +19

      26 and you‘ve never driven a car, drank at a bar or started a career in any way.... what a looser!!
      jk

    • @VaivaPaula95
      @VaivaPaula95 3 года назад +5

      I'm 26 and I tried to stretch. Yet to hear any noise :| But for reals, when you're supposed to hear it? Where should it come from?

    • @VaivaPaula95
      @VaivaPaula95 3 года назад

      @simp for oikawa Oh. Thanks.

    • @hominidan
      @hominidan 3 года назад +22

      Don't worry, it's the synovial fluid changing pressure in the joint capsule and it's normal. Also, I'm a random guy from the internet who just googled this, why would you trust me?

    • @hominidan
      @hominidan 3 года назад +14

      @simp for oikawa Thank you, kind cartoon alien bug

  • @caitlynkazmiruk6756
    @caitlynkazmiruk6756 3 года назад +1386

    “This is a scene from Harry Potter, this is like a giant.” Dr. Mike, that is a Troll...❤️

  • @littlemissperfect7766
    @littlemissperfect7766 3 года назад +1405

    "Yur a wizard Harry"
    "I'm a wOt"

    • @joshuabang1437
      @joshuabang1437 3 года назад +55

      “You’re 1 Joule per second, Harry”
      “I’m a watt?”

    • @rebekahstramel
      @rebekahstramel 3 года назад +4

      ngl its actually "Harry yur a wizard" from the books but u do u

    • @littlemissperfect7766
      @littlemissperfect7766 3 года назад +6

      @@rebekahstramel Bro- ruining it

    • @megjinze1302
      @megjinze1302 3 года назад +1

      @@allegrawong9719 There was no joke lol

    • @ikimiyu
      @ikimiyu 3 года назад

      w

  • @insaneperson.
    @insaneperson. 2 года назад +328

    Doctor: you have to take one of these pills everyday for the rest of you life
    Patient: but there's only 3 pills doctor
    Doctor: *exactly*

    • @Cup0fTea44
      @Cup0fTea44 2 года назад +5

      😂

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic 2 года назад +2

      That was in another video haha

    • @jaskrolor
      @jaskrolor Год назад +1

      i dont get it

    • @Newt_theWeird0
      @Newt_theWeird0 Год назад

      Girl that doctor is a savage

    • @ririlub
      @ririlub Год назад +3

      @@jaskrolor it means the patient has 3 days to live

  • @edsayshey3314
    @edsayshey3314 3 года назад +794

    Person: Hey you’re studying for a doctorate, can you look at this?
    Me: it’s...an art doctorate

  • @virtapiirileikki
    @virtapiirileikki 3 года назад +3803

    Disturbing thought: there is no skeleton inside of you. Since your consciousness is located in your brain... You are inside of a skeleton.

  • @troublemakertime2.036
    @troublemakertime2.036 3 года назад +1574

    Dr.Mike: “Your body has a mind of its own”
    Me: i mean. Technically it does. The brain.

  • @katlicks
    @katlicks 2 года назад +65

    2:00 We need Doctor Mike to react to the injuries in the TF2 Meet The Team videos, especially Meet The Medic.

  • @angdee5223
    @angdee5223 3 года назад +865

    Dr Mike: 'a nebulizer that nebulizes.'
    Me: Hmm, yes this floor here is made out of floor.

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 года назад +39

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @cinnamon_t6727
      @cinnamon_t6727 3 года назад +7

      @@eleanorcooke7136 beat me to it xD

    • @ienarii6123
      @ienarii6123 3 года назад +7

      *if you go to hell you will literally burn in hell*

    • @remingtonplayz1488
      @remingtonplayz1488 3 года назад

      R/repost

    • @VendettaCe
      @VendettaCe 3 года назад +1

      @@eleanorcooke7136 together we can stop this.

  • @andii-
    @andii- 3 года назад +448

    dr. mike is a hufflepuff bc it’s obvious how much he’s
    a) a hard worker
    b) values kindness
    c) is kind
    d) is loyal
    hybird house is huffleclaw :)

    • @Ellie_amanda
      @Ellie_amanda 3 года назад +7

      I would say so too... but somehow i get a slight aura of Slytherin in there. But the nuances dont always determine the house, it’s the choises and the majority of the personality

    • @Kawaii_Potato-zg8ti
      @Kawaii_Potato-zg8ti 3 года назад

      Yes :>

    • @bubbub1932
      @bubbub1932 3 года назад

      That is exactly what I was thinking

    • @yen_edxts
      @yen_edxts 3 года назад

      Fr tho

    • @Kawaii_Potato-zg8ti
      @Kawaii_Potato-zg8ti 3 года назад

      @Stay Sane im a slytherpuff

  • @SweetiesSys
    @SweetiesSys 3 года назад +3116

    I literally JUST had my gallbladder out a few weeks ago, and that was the CUTEST thing I’ve ever seen 🥺

    • @novocaine09
      @novocaine09 3 года назад +170

      My surgeon gave me the picture, and my 3 year old took it EVERYWHERE. He finally lost it and got so upset, we took him and got a second copy 😂

    • @jonaskennedy
      @jonaskennedy 3 года назад +40

      Yess. Fellow non gallbladder havers

    • @outvantage23
      @outvantage23 3 года назад +11

      Ravenclaw

    • @oDogg0206
      @oDogg0206 3 года назад +27

      he maked those

    • @imahotmess872
      @imahotmess872 3 года назад +5

      @M M that’s funny!

  • @zainab2023-y7t
    @zainab2023-y7t 7 месяцев назад +10

    2:06 and 3:41 was my favorite 😭😭💀
    "MM KLORIFYLE?!???"
    "MMITOKONDRIA?!!"

  • @laibazia4945
    @laibazia4945 3 года назад +278

    Idk from where does Dr. Mike get such great medical memes. I feel like I'm looking at the wrong ones.

    • @Rein_
      @Rein_ 3 года назад +6

      reddit there is even a dr. mike subreddit

    • @adzlyfe8592
      @adzlyfe8592 3 года назад +1

      Check science memes page on fb

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 3 года назад

      Reddit

  • @tallulahd582
    @tallulahd582 2 года назад +2005

    He’s a hufflepuff. Not sure why exactly, but alone his laugh is pure serotonin.

    • @soumiliraradical5340
      @soumiliraradical5340 2 года назад +178

      My opinion is that he is a Ravenclaw. He is so knowledgeable and smart🤓. But he could be a Hufflepuff too.

    • @kandace323
      @kandace323 2 года назад +73

      Big Hufflepuff Energy

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage 2 года назад +18

      Definitely.

    • @Im_Gonna_crash_out
      @Im_Gonna_crash_out 2 года назад +59

      I say both Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff but if I had to choose I would say Hufflepuff

    • @queeenie
      @queeenie 2 года назад +50

      Ravenpuff energy tbh

  • @Kidusy4
    @Kidusy4 3 года назад +368

    Dr Mike: "Do you know how you revive someone after a flatline??"
    Me:*Inhales* 3:33

  • @Seaweedbrain1124
    @Seaweedbrain1124 6 месяцев назад +2

    2:28 they are tech decks and I love them

  • @Emily_M.
    @Emily_M. 3 года назад +503

    Dr Mike: "I'd raise the age of clicking noises to 28"
    My body: *has been making clicking noises since age 13*
    Me: 😳

  • @TheBabe6300
    @TheBabe6300 3 года назад +232

    “I maked these”
    I’m hyper hyperventilating cause of laughter and cuteness

    • @strawberrycoolatta
      @strawberrycoolatta 3 года назад +2

      hyper-ultra-hyperventilating

    • @juliakercsmar6587
      @juliakercsmar6587 3 года назад +1

      My gallbladder def gave me some trouble but this cartoon one is adorable🥰

  • @Naseem384
    @Naseem384 3 года назад +262

    5:14 “And your own body has a mind of its own”
    No no, he’s got a point.

    • @amazinggrace5387
      @amazinggrace5387 3 года назад +6

      It took me a second to understand

    • @jjtrejo4125
      @jjtrejo4125 3 года назад +1

      he said your fat has a mnd of its own, right?

    • @emberguard5009
      @emberguard5009 3 года назад +3

      @@jjtrejo4125 he said that, but he also said your body has a mind of its own

  • @ExpiredMochi.
    @ExpiredMochi. Год назад +12

    2:23 That picture of doctor Mike when he was ten he looked so serious lol

  • @Luzura_01
    @Luzura_01 3 года назад +718

    My brother went around for several weeks talking about how there are monsters inside us. We were all concerned about his view of himself till he went into detail about skeletons and how they are evil Halloween monsters.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 3 года назад +27

      Welp... Sounds like time for a re-run of "Army Of Darkness"... ;o)

    • @escaramujo
      @escaramujo 3 года назад +27

      Well, that's how my cousin starte, she was 5. Now she is a pathologist.

    • @des363
      @des363 Год назад +2

      You are inside of a skeleton

    • @Kimplowe
      @Kimplowe Год назад +1

      OMG I'm dying right now!

    • @catebrooks6779
      @catebrooks6779 Год назад +1

      What and all the billions of micro things that live in and on us to let us function???😮

  • @bluetube364
    @bluetube364 3 года назад +865

    Dr. Mike: You have a friggin skeleton inside of you.
    My inner voice: Don’t do do it. I swear to god don’t you dare.
    Me: ... kinky.

  • @relitin
    @relitin 3 года назад +206

    Dr Mike talking about the finger skateboards and me freaking out because my four-year-old nephew wanted one so bad and now doesn't wanna play with anything else!! There is hope after all!

    • @adib3049
      @adib3049 3 года назад +6

      You got heart lucky one🤟

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  • @ThePokeMusicLover
    @ThePokeMusicLover 9 месяцев назад +2

    7:01 We love that photo of Mike! The pink looks amazing on you.

  • @cinnamonrose7657
    @cinnamonrose7657 3 года назад +546

    “cHLoRophYLL?!” I’m legally dead now 😆

    • @andresnunez6293
      @andresnunez6293 3 года назад +7

      Like the other man said, "I was unprepared." I died

    • @okay187
      @okay187 3 года назад +3

      I subbed to his channel because of this-

    • @azudaiohfan
      @azudaiohfan 3 года назад +3

      He said this as I read ur comment

    • @jencypetersen3410
      @jencypetersen3410 3 года назад +2

      And then the “mitochondria” 😂😂😂

    • @Nightmareloves13
      @Nightmareloves13 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahahha😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 had me right then and there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nopenope4848
    @nopenope4848 3 года назад +124

    this is the best series on this channel 100%

  • @mimi99829
    @mimi99829 3 года назад +265

    In my first year of Med School a Professor asked us what we should do if someone's heart stops and it's a non shockable rhythm. Somebody already said Chest Compressions, so I added "Give them Epinephrine". The Prof looked at me funny and said: "Right, but here we call it Adrenaline" (I study in Austria btw) and in that moment I knew that he knew that I had all my medical knowledge from american Medical Dramas and Dr. Mike

    • @kimberlyceulemans6015
      @kimberlyceulemans6015 3 года назад +9

      Lmao XDDD That would be me XD But lucky you, it was still your language XD If I were in that situation, it is a whole other language and I have no idea what I am talking about since I have no clue what the words are (and I am not a med student whatsoever aahahah) XDDDD
      I wish you lots of luck in whatever you are doing right now!

    • @mimi99829
      @mimi99829 3 года назад +12

      @@kimberlyceulemans6015 well actually we speak German here, I just translated it to English for this comment xD
      But thanks :D

    • @whendydargis1260
      @whendydargis1260 3 года назад +5

      Wait, I thought epinephrine was adrenaline, and norepinephrine was noradrenaline? Have I been wrong for years..?

    • @queeneileen6752
      @queeneileen6752 3 года назад +9

      @@whendydargis1260 no I don't think you're wrong, it just said that in Austria (German speaking) you wouldn't say epinephrine but adrenaline. So it's the same, just different name/language

  • @Lunar-Eclipse-Gamez
    @Lunar-Eclipse-Gamez 9 дней назад +1

    that “and cLoRoPhiLl” got me dying 💀✨😭

  • @im_in_your_closet2630
    @im_in_your_closet2630 3 года назад +747

    “there’s a skeleton INSIDE YOU”
    Me: *crying✋😭🔫*

    • @m.g.m8342
      @m.g.m8342 3 года назад +9

      I was more focused on the stare he gave. Like, it was terrifying but I re-watched it.

    • @DarkAngel1117_
      @DarkAngel1117_ 3 года назад +7

      oh my GOD theres a SKELETON INSIDE ME?!?!??!!??!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @alphateam9936
      @alphateam9936 3 года назад +11

      Technically if you are the brain, then your inside the skeleton..

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 3 года назад +2

      And one day, it's going to get out

    • @im_in_your_closet2630
      @im_in_your_closet2630 3 года назад +1

      @@wessltov NOOOOOOO

  • @hopeduality9484
    @hopeduality9484 3 года назад +415

    "The coronavirus doesn't care if you smell like lavender"
    I died 💀💀💀💀

  • @RathOX
    @RathOX 3 года назад +6499

    Hufflepuff

  • @_Meandco_
    @_Meandco_ Год назад +21

    2:13 we all were sam we all were

  • @destanystockman5289
    @destanystockman5289 3 года назад +188

    Was yelling at my TV the other day "CHEST COMPRESSIONS" "CHEST COMPRESSIONS" "CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!"

    • @alissachaeli23
      @alissachaeli23 3 года назад +1

      Literally same!!! 🤣🤣

    • @FaithMcCaffrey
      @FaithMcCaffrey 3 года назад +1

      Lol i cant watch medical dramas, cop dramas, military movies or firefighting dramas with my husband because he'll be yelling chest compressions too lol

    • @nikoletahanakova8573
      @nikoletahanakova8573 3 года назад

      I do the same. Or when they are doing it wrong on TV, me and my partner are both yelling at TV: "You are doing it wrong!"

  • @phoenixjklin
    @phoenixjklin 3 года назад +309

    "A skeleton is inside you"
    Oh Mike, WE are inside our skeletons.

    • @alanthielking6527
      @alanthielking6527 3 года назад +28

      We are both inside AND outside our skeletons.

    • @ashleytheblindvisionary907
      @ashleytheblindvisionary907 3 года назад +20

      So, like a skeleton sandwich.

    • @phoenixjklin
      @phoenixjklin 3 года назад +6

      @@alanthielking6527 I was thinking more about our brains, but yeah I guess you’re right :’D

    • @ronkbytheblok
      @ronkbytheblok 3 года назад +1

      wait what ? like an exoskeleton? why am i so lost??

    • @naveen5126
      @naveen5126 3 года назад +13

      @@ronkbytheblok he means all the internal organs that control all the essential activities are inside the skeleton. YOU ARE A BRAIN. YOU ARE PILOTING A BONE MECH WITH MEAT ARMOUR.

  • @vashkilroy4079
    @vashkilroy4079 3 года назад +41

    I never knew I needed to hear Dr. Mike say "Those are dope beats" so much until now

  • @EmmaMaeJunebug
    @EmmaMaeJunebug Год назад +16

    “The sun is a giver, like of life…
    And
    No one could have prepare me for that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @EmmaMaeJunebug
      @EmmaMaeJunebug Год назад +1

      I meant to say “‘And Chlorophyll’” 🤦🏻‍♀🤦🏻‍♀🤦🏻‍♀

  • @queenduckiee6305
    @queenduckiee6305 3 года назад +636

    “What hp house do I belong in?”
    Definitly raven claw, or hufflepuff

    • @someonedumb3483
      @someonedumb3483 3 года назад +25

      The houses that barely show in the movies ._.

    • @KiwiBubbles5
      @KiwiBubbles5 3 года назад +9

      Yea that was my reaction too!

    • @um4327
      @um4327 3 года назад +25

      Rawenclaw because of how smart he is definitely

    • @Ash-us3gs
      @Ash-us3gs 3 года назад +23

      Hufflepuff

    • @GlowStickGreg
      @GlowStickGreg 3 года назад +3

      @Aname yea but he is smart and witty

  • @khris_goodman
    @khris_goodman 3 года назад +194

    “Your body has a mind of its own”… Dr. isn’t that my brain?

    • @bellarosenthall6216
      @bellarosenthall6216 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @khris_goodman
      @khris_goodman 3 года назад

      I know!! I was washing dishes when I heard him say this and all I could do was laugh.

  • @katarinavinter
    @katarinavinter Год назад +4

    I love the voice distortion when you said “CuTe” and “ChLoRoFyL”

  • @aliasc-4185
    @aliasc-4185 3 года назад +225

    her: where did you learn to do that thing I like?
    him: *does frontside 180 ollie with fingerboard*

  • @XxTR1D
    @XxTR1D 3 года назад +1018

    What if your doctor all of a sudden told you they play with skateboards using their fingers with no context

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 года назад +303

      Haha I think that’s kinda cool 😂

    • @time2livelife
      @time2livelife 3 года назад +15

      If I was the kind of person to write thirst tweets, I’d make a comment about this.

    • @robob5332
      @robob5332 3 года назад +12

      @@DoctorMike real question is can you pop an ollie 🤨

    • @iansomerholder4416
      @iansomerholder4416 3 года назад +3

      @@DoctorMike Doctor you’ve been my favorite doctor and am always happy being with you, I’ll be much more happy if you could just respond to me I beg you🙏

    • @iansomerholder4416
      @iansomerholder4416 3 года назад +1

      @@time2livelifeHello sarah

  • @nightingale-d3e
    @nightingale-d3e 3 года назад +236

    "Wanna hear a joke?"
    "Sure"
    "Having a girlfriend for 1 year"
    *"I dont get it"*
    "Exactly."

  • @eklhaft4531
    @eklhaft4531 2 года назад +6

    1:15 It gets really freaky when you try to remove the skeleton.

  • @chelseathorpe4473
    @chelseathorpe4473 3 года назад +415

    “The corona virus doesn’t care if you smell like lavender” I’m crying 😂

    • @cengo8327
      @cengo8327 3 года назад +5

      XD

    • @Cuylar
      @Cuylar 3 года назад +3

      I read this comment as he said it lol

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      @elliottwei2393 3 года назад

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      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
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  • @svenkrisenberg6684
    @svenkrisenberg6684 3 года назад +359

    Me who’s 16 and creaks with every move: _nervous laughter_

    • @ellievergo6354
      @ellievergo6354 3 года назад +17

      You and me both

    • @salmagehad8442
      @salmagehad8442 3 года назад +10

      Me at 19 😂

    • @Jinglesbellez
      @Jinglesbellez 3 года назад +11

      I started at 16 and I’m 25 now. When he raised it to 28 I was like oh boy I got 3 more years till it gets even worse 😭

    • @kaylalitteral2129
      @kaylalitteral2129 3 года назад +10

      Me at 15 whose creaking started at 13/14 year old....

    • @julialarsson153
      @julialarsson153 3 года назад +5

      Yeah.. I'm 20 soon and my pelvis/hipbones cracked when I got out of bed this morning xD

  • @ldunham447
    @ldunham447 3 года назад +299

    If I were a chem teacher, I would put that wet floor sign and molecules outside my class and give extra credit to whoever laughed. I think it’s an amazing joke.

    • @mayeonn
      @mayeonn 3 года назад +2

      Can you explain it to me, please??

    • @adamt4742
      @adamt4742 3 года назад +7

      @@mayeonn they are water molecules

    • @vratislavsvejda824
      @vratislavsvejda824 3 года назад +9

      Do you know why are white bears soluble in water?
      Because they are polar.

    • @mayeonn
      @mayeonn 3 года назад

      @@adamt4742 Oooo! Thanks!! :)))

    • @mayeonn
      @mayeonn 3 года назад

      @@vratislavsvejda824 😂😂😂

  • @Hjahaiainai
    @Hjahaiainai 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:36 nails
    2:03 you're so wrong
    "cHlOrOpHyLl"
    2:47 I fell their
    3:01
    3:09 funny punyi 3:25 CHEST COMPRESSSIONS I CALLED IT
    3:40 "mItOcHrOnDrIa"
    4:43 rhythm run campaign
    5:25 explanations rhymes cleverly constructed card ❤
    5:47 hehe 🎉
    5:55 yeah sure buddy totally 👍💀💀🙄
    6:12 lol that laugh voice 😂
    6:46 wise
    6:57 best photo.
    7:29 decent diagram

  • @kaiiikaiii21
    @kaiiikaiii21 3 года назад +225

    7:55
    “I would raise it to 28”
    Me who’s a teen and my body clicks anytime I move: Well my warranty is expiring early

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 3 года назад +4

      Same.

    • @jayshannonmiller5052
      @jayshannonmiller5052 3 года назад +8

      My friend who's 20 has ankles that sound like bags of chips crinkling when she moves them. We say she's made of rice crispies.

    • @chinmustache6420
      @chinmustache6420 3 года назад +1

      My body used to click when I was 14, now it sounds like Rice Krispies

    • @jadebear0717
      @jadebear0717 3 года назад +1

      Nah, you’re normal. I think everyone experience it starting in their teens lol.

    • @marrianangelikasanramon1156
      @marrianangelikasanramon1156 3 года назад +1

      same...

  • @rishi_1003
    @rishi_1003 3 года назад +170

    _Hufflepuff_
    1) Kind natured
    2)Very Helpful
    3) Wholesome
    4) Confident

    • @sinnvolltasche2169
      @sinnvolltasche2169 3 года назад +5

      And worships hard work

    • @constancemc
      @constancemc 3 года назад +2

      On the other hand, he is kind of the dark haired Weasley triplet right? Fred, George and Mikhail

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 3 года назад

      @@constancemc Mikhail?

    • @MellSayzHi
      @MellSayzHi 3 года назад

      It's his full name he's russian born, I didn't know either til I saw it on his scrubs

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 3 года назад

      @@MellSayzHi Oh you're talking about the doctor Mike, I thought it meant that there was another Weasley I forgot about...

  • @marychace1011
    @marychace1011 3 года назад +422

    I'm surprised your tattoo doesn't say, "Chest Compression, Chest Compression, Chest Compression".

    • @taniaphillips3124
      @taniaphillips3124 3 года назад +14

      That will be the chest tattoo!

    • @-_James_-
      @-_James_- 3 года назад +28

      Surely a tattoo on the chest should just say “in case of emergency, compress here”.

    • @Jenzrocks91
      @Jenzrocks91 3 года назад +4

      @@-_James_- 🤣 that would be awesome 🤣

    • @sane1792
      @sane1792 3 года назад +3

      Lol😂

  • @1N54N3
    @1N54N3 2 года назад +30

    Doctor Mike: "What house do I belong in?"
    95% of his viewers: "...mine?"

    • @kelseawelsh3595
      @kelseawelsh3595 Год назад +1

      This comment made my day

    • @Kimplowe
      @Kimplowe Год назад +1

      That's how I'm feeling right now go to Google and look up doctor Mike and go to pictures and you'll see why

  • @mia1535
    @mia1535 3 года назад +182

    in movies/series med students are medical geniuses who can perform a whole surgery in the middle of the wood with sticks 😂

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 года назад +76

      Haha I’ve never said it better myself!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      @@DoctorMike I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear mike

    • @luffeevee
      @luffeevee 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku I'm not Dr. Mike, but if you haven't, then go to a doctor first of all, just saying causeof how you wrote it it kinda seemed like you maybe hadn't, though I assume you did already but just in case

    • @maricruzcastillo2229
      @maricruzcastillo2229 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@DoctorMikeSometimes it makes me laugh a lot when you say something that makes you laugh a lot too 🤓

  • @kipperk.469
    @kipperk.469 3 года назад +411

    “Your body has a mind of its own.”
    Yes, yes it does Dr. Mike.

  • @franfb7934
    @franfb7934 3 года назад +275

    I’m 13 and my body makes sounds when I stretch since when I was 11, I am what you call expiring

    • @nininyoko13
      @nininyoko13 3 года назад +14

      Feels bad man

    • @spring.04
      @spring.04 3 года назад +36

      Same here. Currently 18 and can't remember a time when my body didn't make sounds while even walking or hurting

    • @edenrosenberg9141
      @edenrosenberg9141 3 года назад +8

      Same...

    • @izanagi2488
      @izanagi2488 3 года назад +2

      Same bro.

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 3 года назад +4

      I have knee pain randomly when I’m literally a teenager, why am I like 80 years old

  • @StarshineLuna-jq4ep
    @StarshineLuna-jq4ep Год назад +3

    ‘Your body has a mind of it’s own’. Yup, fax 😂

  • @marquinrobesmusic
    @marquinrobesmusic 3 года назад +353

    Nobody:
    Not even a dead patient:
    Doctor Mikhail: M i T O c h O n D r i A

  • @petesmith147
    @petesmith147 2 года назад +459

    "How come after age 26 your body starts clicking?"
    Dr. Mike: "I would raise that to 28."
    Me: "I'm 20 and that's been happening for 3 years..."

    • @chloejoseph4942
      @chloejoseph4942 2 года назад +29

      dw its been since 5th grade for me 💀💅

    • @nanochad2979
      @nanochad2979 2 года назад +67

      @@chloejoseph4942 we've been trying to reach you about your body's extended warranty

    • @rhino7899
      @rhino7899 2 года назад +14

      That started at 13 for me 0-0

    • @hannah.kate.
      @hannah.kate. 2 года назад +5

      10 years old for me, yay hypermobility

    • @hervis_daubeny152
      @hervis_daubeny152 2 года назад +3

      Since I was 8

  • @katieholt4356
    @katieholt4356 2 года назад +312

    The last time I had the hammer test to the knee, I couldn’t stop laughing. The person who was about to do it was kinda weirded out by how I found it funny. Seriously the hammer taps that spot and your leg goes, “Weeee!”

    • @kingbugszy
      @kingbugszy 2 года назад +15

      Funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks for giving me a little laugh.

    • @katieholt4356
      @katieholt4356 2 года назад +7

      And not that winter is approaching, I’ll have even more funny remarks up my sleeve.

    • @katieholt4356
      @katieholt4356 2 года назад +2

      And not that winter is approaching, I’ll have even more funny remarks up my sleeve.

    • @katieholt4356
      @katieholt4356 2 года назад +2

      And not that winter is approaching, I’ll have even more funny remarks up my sleeve.

    • @katieholt4356
      @katieholt4356 2 года назад +1

      And not that winter is approaching, I’ll have even more funny remarks up my sleeve.

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred Год назад +2

    1:43 That's what Sniper did after Mike passed off Medic as a ghostbuster

  • @sacredsyrena680
    @sacredsyrena680 3 года назад +78

    He didn't notice that on his pokemon card, his weakness is Grass - a reference to his relationship with his plant XD

  • @selinaa19
    @selinaa19 3 года назад +144

    Dr Mike: "you have a fReAkIn sKeLeToN inside you!"
    My skeleton: "yeah, just hiding in this neat meat coat."

  • @sophia4530
    @sophia4530 3 года назад +234

    Everyone: Making comments about the video
    Me: Still wondering if Bear got a little kitty 😺

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 года назад +155

      Not yet, still up for consideration :) what are your thoughts?

    • @fruzsinasoter5255
      @fruzsinasoter5255 3 года назад +12

      @@DoctorMike it would be nice

    • @sophia4530
      @sophia4530 3 года назад +19

      @@DoctorMike it would be nice for Bear cause he such a friendly newf.

    • @aamnasaleem4999
      @aamnasaleem4999 3 года назад +12

      @@DoctorMike the zoo will be complete!

    • @aadyamishra312
      @aadyamishra312 3 года назад +6

      @@DoctorMike would love to see a teacup kitty🐱 😺

  • @JaymeJay-vu7qd
    @JaymeJay-vu7qd 7 месяцев назад +1

    7:55 this meme reminds me of how when my cat yawns, her jaw would make a click sound. My cat is nearly 14 years and, she is starting to get arthritis in one of her legs. Maybe in her jaw too but, I’m unsure of it.

  • @Some_guy_passing_by
    @Some_guy_passing_by 3 года назад +138

    My surgery teacher once said , " Do you know why Gall bladder exists??? To make stones , so that we surgeons can earn our bread and butter ."

    • @TheSammymaus
      @TheSammymaus 3 года назад +3

      I had my gallbladder removed a month ago. They had to make the cut bigger, because there were so many stones in it that it didn‘t fit through. I guess your teacher was right... 😉

    • @Some_guy_passing_by
      @Some_guy_passing_by 3 года назад +2

      @@TheSammymaus oh. I wish you are healed nicely now. 😊

    • @TheSammymaus
      @TheSammymaus 3 года назад

      @@Some_guy_passing_by thank you! I‘m on a good way. Have a great weekend!

    • @Ari-xh6nr
      @Ari-xh6nr 3 года назад +1

      this is it... I've found the most wholesome thread on the internet

  • @sane1792
    @sane1792 3 года назад +377

    Doctor: "You know what you have inside of you?"
    Me: Thinking worst possible cases and thinking I am going to die!
    Doctor: You have a freaking skeleton inside you!
    Me: "You gave me a heart attack in my kidney!"

    • @petitebaje
      @petitebaje 3 года назад +7

      Not the kidney!!

    • @ArchaosAngel
      @ArchaosAngel 3 года назад +11

      @@petitebaje It's okay you have a spare lol

    • @UtkarshxKaushik
      @UtkarshxKaushik 3 года назад

      🤦‍♂️😲😂

    • @veduagarwal3785
      @veduagarwal3785 3 года назад +7

      Le babu bhaiya: kya jamana aa gya hai re baba....pehle heart mein heart attack hota tha ab toh kidney mein bhi hota hai😂

    • @ileasha13
      @ileasha13 3 года назад

      No n C’ :

  • @KPuckett2
    @KPuckett2 3 года назад +310

    Me: Dr. Mike is definitely a Ravenclaw.
    Dr. Mike: Whenever they personify organs and make them cute, it makes me want to hug them. Especially when they "make" these.
    Me: ......Hufflepuff....

    • @racheldupuis9558
      @racheldupuis9558 3 года назад +5

      Exactly my thoughts 😅😂

    • @emilyeulitt63
      @emilyeulitt63 3 года назад +11

      He is most definitely a Hufflepuff. The Slytherin in me just knows.

    • @caljones
      @caljones 3 года назад +2

      @@emilyeulitt63 right?

    • @loujainalhalabi9282
      @loujainalhalabi9282 3 года назад

      Hahaha, yes!!

    • @Aika240
      @Aika240 3 года назад +3

      Haha people who enjoy knowledge can also appreciate cute but I agree he's a hufflepuff

  • @shaunadoran6050
    @shaunadoran6050 Год назад +1

    When ever doctor Mike says
    CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    He’s always giving he’s desk one handed
    Chest compressions lol

  • @shiomicchi7247
    @shiomicchi7247 3 года назад +448

    "The coronavirus doesn't care if you smell like lavender"
    I'm stealing that

  • @mariamzriek2026
    @mariamzriek2026 3 года назад +47

    I love how he explains and corrects every meme 😂❤

    • @adib3049
      @adib3049 3 года назад

      I also love that fact

  • @elizathesimp
    @elizathesimp 3 года назад +355

    me: *crying*
    my friend: why are you crying
    me: *stares at them* mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...

    • @iheartdaftpunk
      @iheartdaftpunk 3 года назад +6

      You're name is exactly my middle name except no "the Simp"

    • @gxdxh6252
      @gxdxh6252 3 года назад +2

      Your friend: 🗿

    • @vinnydaq13
      @vinnydaq13 3 года назад

      And midiclorians are the powerhouse of the Jedi. The more you know ...

  • @silverhoney6969
    @silverhoney6969 8 месяцев назад +1

    After my 20th Dr Mike video 3:48 and hearing “chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions” I ask myself does he say that in every video!? As I am dying from lack of air, laughing silently much too hard. 😂

  • @janaloff
    @janaloff 3 года назад +231

    new fave quote _ever_ : the coronavirus doesn't care if you smell like lavender 🤷‍♀️

  • @tzipporahshmurak8167
    @tzipporahshmurak8167 3 года назад +189

    "The corona virus doesn't care that you smell like lavender 😂"

  • @a_simpysimp5260
    @a_simpysimp5260 3 года назад +218

    "There's a skeleton INSIDE YOU!" I dunno but it sounds so horrifying the way you said it

    • @Hedges813
      @Hedges813 3 года назад +5

      @Tawfik amine ok, wtf?

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 3 года назад

      Noooooooo!

    • @DiviNazuphus
      @DiviNazuphus 3 года назад +1

      It's wrong too, you are your brain, inside your skull. You are inside the skeleton.

  • @Psycho_edits6.6.6
    @Psycho_edits6.6.6 8 месяцев назад +1

    5:09 I have been doing this for NOTHING 😢

  • @JadeDeLaLuna
    @JadeDeLaLuna 3 года назад +73

    " CHEST COMPRESSIONS "
    " CHEST COMPRESSIONS "
    " CHEST COMPRESSIONS "
    " and perhaps a little epinephrine"
    had me dead lmaoo

  • @lilithravenwood7356
    @lilithravenwood7356 3 года назад +141

    "what house am I?"
    *Without a second thought* Hufflepuff....you sir are the most huffley hufflepuff that has ever huffled and puffed on this earth!
    Edit: oh my gosh, so many hufflepuffs!! I'm glad you all agree but I must disappoint you all and say I'm not a hufflepuff myself haha, tho I think you all are wonderful and glorious people (as are the other houses too). Hope you all have an awesome day!!
    -much love from your neighborhood Slytherin

    • @padoco73
      @padoco73 3 года назад +10

      Agree 100%
      For anyone who wants to argue for the other house they think he's in...Hufflepuffs can be smart, too.

    • @bellarosenthall6216
      @bellarosenthall6216 3 года назад +1

      Yessirrr

    • @shannarchy
      @shannarchy 3 года назад

      Same thought!

    • @nesargent
      @nesargent 3 года назад +4

      I scrolled just to find this comment to make sure someone said it. Totally agree!

    • @maddy5243
      @maddy5243 3 года назад +1

      Takes one to know one (I had t s exact same thought and I am a full on Hufflepuff) 🦡

  • @trinitymulder71
    @trinitymulder71 3 года назад +562

    Mike: There is a skeleton INSIDE YOU
    Me, an intellectual: You are your brain and are thus YOU are INSIDE of your skeleton

    • @avy8601
      @avy8601 3 года назад +47

      Thats very interesting cuz we think of ourselves as a being on earth but its actually
      a high-power thinking device inside bones

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 3 года назад +22

      @@avy8601 this is getting weirder, yet it still so true

    • @mariamneal9013
      @mariamneal9013 3 года назад +19

      WHY?!?!?! why did you get me on this thought process? Now I'm gonna be questioning everything.

    • @totallynameless8861
      @totallynameless8861 3 года назад +14

      So we're in a mech?

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 3 года назад +12

      No, you are not your brain
      You are your body
      The brain is part of your body
      It may be the core, but not all there is to your conscious existence.... take endocrine glands as an example, if you need one
      Short story short... you are the skeleton

  • @mostlyghostey
    @mostlyghostey 6 месяцев назад +1

    I divorced my gallbladder because it was a good for nothing free loader. I have never been more happy to be rid of an internal organ.
    But actually while I was deciding to have the gallbladder removal surgery I saw the “I maked these” gallbladder comic and I felt so bad for my gallbladder I put off having the operation for a couple years. (Among other things. It was my first operation and I was really scared but the comic definitely contributed)
    When they did pull my gallbladder out, on the HIDA scan it was shown to be working normally but I still had symptoms, all the liquid inside my gallbladder was congealed into dark clumps. Which honestly explained all my symptoms.

  • @BurntIntoOblivion
    @BurntIntoOblivion 3 года назад +123

    "The coronavirus doesn't care if you smell like lavender"
    I need that on a shirt

    • @splashandbash7769
      @splashandbash7769 3 года назад

      I need them printed on my handkerchief thingies to throw them to karens
      I hate karens

  • @loonylovegood5572
    @loonylovegood5572 3 года назад +108

    He would definitely be a hufflepuff. Kind, humble, and hardworking.

    • @betka5791
      @betka5791 2 года назад +8

      he's also clever. I feel like he'd be a hatstall between hufflepuff and ravenclaw.

  • @imjustgdcg96
    @imjustgdcg96 3 года назад +278

    Meme: "Harry Potter and the COVID-19 test"
    Doctor Mike: "This is a scene from "Harry Potter", right?"
    Me: Yes, the water is made up of water.

  • @winneasterlin2918
    @winneasterlin2918 2 года назад +8

    Dr mike be like
    Dying: chest compressions
    Gun shot: chest compressions
    Headaches: chest compressions
    Covid: CHEST COMPRESSIONS

  • @lyndsaybernice9932
    @lyndsaybernice9932 3 года назад +822

    Mike is literally how people would imagine a good looking doctor would look like