Doctor Reacts To Surprisingly Accurate Medical Memes
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I can't believe we've already hit our 20th episode of Doctor Reacts To Medical Memes. I love reacting to these memes and I'm always so happy that we continue to find new ones that allow for some education to come along with the laughs. Today we talk about botox, pregnancy, baby food, caffeine, carpal tunnel syndrome, staff and PPE shortages, circadian rhythms, doing surgery outside like The Simpsons, insulin, tanning beds, skin cancer, nasal congestion, cramming for tests in med school, biochemistry, study tips, big pharma, oxytocin, bee allergies, epipens, cold medicine, night shifts, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, hearing aids, and as always... CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS.
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next job, my bf lol or friend with benefits hehe health benefits lol
omg i just read what i commented that comment under lol , mistakes were made!
Uhmmm HII mate
Hey! How are you? Hope you are good. I know you may never see this, but can you do an educational video on juvenile arthritis like JIA. I think that everyone should learn and be educated on this topic. Have a great day!
gross
6:05 When giraffes are born, the mother is standing up in case she needs to run away from predators. The height of the baby giraffe’s fall (5-6 feet) snaps the umbilical cord. Giraffes are pregnant for about ~15 months so the calf is developed enough stand almost right away…there saved you a Google search
Thanks, I was looking for this haha
legend
I only know this because of a recent MamaDrJones video about animal birth
Haha came to the comment section to find this. Thanks.
You’re doing the lord’s work 🙏
"We are truly infallible creatures. I don't know what infallible means." This just says it all, doesn't it?
Even the Pope is only infallible in certain highly limited circumstances on very particular items. Fallibility is one of our greatest strengths since so many of our advances were birthed from accidents.
@@rosieoutlook905 - And even the pope isn't infallible. Only the pope and his followers say so
Verbal irony at its finest LOL
I loved it ❤️
@@rosieoutlook905 The Prophet Muhammad said he and the Pope can throw hands whenever the "Holy Father" wants and he'll show him who's fallible. There's a reason they don't have any pictures of him. Not because they're not allowed, but because anyone who tried got put to sleep.
"In the end it doesn't even matter"
I'm proud of you for getting that one, that song is a classic.
🎵 one thing, I don't know why 🎵
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
I love that song
Ikr lol! Doctors do have a lot of humour after all.
FACTS!
"I dont like calling them Diabetics. Patients with Diabetes..." THANK YOU DR MIKE! I have struggled with this since I was diagnosed and am so thankful to hear this.
Why?
@@LethargicSquirrel because people are soft asf.
Ill just call you "possessor of diabetes"
Lord of the diabetes
@@LethargicSquirrel it can feel dehumanizing and implies that's your entire identity
Better be careful - an untreated sarcophagus in the esophagus is quickly gonna progress into a severe case of mummy in the tummy.
Extremely underrated comment right here
actually very funny what hahaha
What the heck this is literally so freaking funny, this needs more likes
Commenting for engagement to force the algorithm to appreciate this masterpiece comment
LOOL 😂🤣
"A racoon runs in and steals the appendix. Another big problem." The fact he could say that with a straight face kill me lol
But if the appendix is what they are removing, what's the problem?
@@johanrunfeldt7174 raccons havea lot od diseases that can touch the other organs thats not good
That ☠️me to
@@lavenderrbooks a
Oh yes, I have stolen many appendixes. (I joke around about being a raccoon and causing trouble dont mind me)
I love how serious he was when he said “A raccoon could come in and steal this person’s appendix.”
Thank you so much for liking my comment! Love you !
new boss
a*s grab
@@nightglide_ tf
Omg i was the 666th like 😳
Lol
I once asked my GP how he remembered the glycolisis cycle as I was approaching a cellular biology exam, which sadly included more biochem than I was prepared for. ""Glucose goes in, pyruvate comes out, MAGIC HAPPENS in the middle".
It was more than I remembered about it!
To be fair that's all a general practitioner really needs to know it's only people have extremely rare genetic conditions who have any interruption in that flow so you really just need to know what goes in and what comes out, and if you lack the output, it's that is the name of the cycle you look up to start testing.
Dr Mike: DON'T use your phone before bed
All of us: *watching his videos and educating ourselves at night on our phones*
I use my PC in the office. No bed phones for me!
Why are you calling me out like that?
😂😅
330am go brr
@@crowcove *Whew,* it's "only" 12:40 am here 🤣
I cant believe how someone can balance high quality healthcare with high quality videos and has an upload schedule this good. Keep up the good work Dr mike!
Uhh he's got a whole team helping. Lol
He has a producer, an Animator, a cameraman and most definitely an assistant
@@Nexis1701 The fact he has time to even do this as a doctor is amazing
He has a whole crew helping him.
productivity
fun
rest
you can only choose two...
"Don't eat your friend's colon."
Well there go my weekend plans. Thanks Mike.
Hey, don't let your dreams be dreams
U h o h
@@thatonedude9269 LET YOUR DREAMS BE NIGHTMARES
@@kathrynryanclancy8437 sweet are made of these who am i to disagree
im doin that rn he was late
mike: "DONT use your phone before bed"
me: *literally watches a vid every night before i go to sleep AND sleeps with tv on*
Yes
Oh but that you actually mean you are not ready to go to bed like you keep your brain busy with noise in order not to sleep
@@gabrielabenitez2435 White noise :
6:13 "Are giraffes born in the neck?"
This man completed medical school. I'm glad we're all human.
It's more of a veterinarian joke, but the gynecologists will be sneering at him.
Can someone explain the meme?
@@naginiriddle7091 Think about how far off the ground a giraffe's torso is... they give birth standing up.
@@orlock20 reminds me of Momma Doctor Jones watching the clip of this
mike said "oesophagus pharaoh" with such confidence and not even a moment of hesitation
he was completely off when he said it but i can respect how quickly and naturally he said it
And next it would be a mummy in a tummy?
@@brianniehaus4217 or a sphinx in the larynx
How did you spell that right?
@@_lucky-moon_2056 autocorrect
@@IceCapCarnivore if I tried to type that autocorrect would say polar bear soup
"Tunnel Fishin'" is still the greatest pun Dr. Mike has come up with 😂
I liked it better than the actual answer lol 😄
I don't get it
Fishion*
@@MBLsidekicklike, tunnel vision, but pronounced weirdly lol
The beauty of this doctor is the learning and his brutal truth about his lack of knowledge. Then he takes us through the Journey of learning what he has forgotten or learning something new together. Not to mention his charisma and charity are over the board. And there is also Bear, Sam and Dan that makes us laugh even more.
I just looked up the giraffe giving birth thing, since giraffes give birth standing up, the baby giraffe can drop 6 feet to the ground, and it’s basically like sky diving out of a plane.
will da babeh survive da drop?
@@eeezzz9800 yes, yes they do. how.
@@rosynosyposy baby giraffes are simply immortal you cannot change my mind
@@jamieever4046 Ah, a *valid explanation*
@@rosynosyposy Actually, they have to be born standing up otherwise the flesh around them basically won’t allow them to breathe, so they brith by standing up so it pops
Dr Mike: trained medical professional
Also Dr Mike: Are giraffe babies born in the neck?
i dont get it either lol
He's a human doctor, not an animal doctor
@@jacobdavis6201 Giraffes are tall so it’s a long way down from where they exit
@@jacobdavis6201 Giraffe mothers give birth in a standing position, the babies literally DROP to the ground when born(and due the height of the giraffe's body); it's a pretty big fall.
yep usually a 6ft drop
Just wanted to share a story! I was babysitting two little girls who were both witches with all of the powers in the whole entire world (in the game of course). I (as their pet shape-shifting bear) died suddenly to see how they would react. Immediately, the 5 year old starts yelling "CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS!", (until her sister just used her "Alive again power") I asked why, and she said "Dr. Mike, duh. 🙄" Keep up the good work!
Thats crazy xD
That kid is gonna be a doc someday
Good job kid
🤣🤣🤣 cute 🥰
What did i even read
Ok per 8:15 I might be able to shed some light. My dad works in pharmaceuticals. He invented and holds the patents for transdermals such as Vivel, VivelDot, CombiPatch, and LidoCare among several others (yes bragging, I'm super proud of my papa). Vivel was named for the ingredients in it. VivelDot was named for the ingredients + Dot because it's as small as a dot, and at the time was the smallest medical patch to ever be created. CombiPatch *combines* two ingredients that had never been combined before and it makes a *patch* which was the first patch created to treat ADHD. LidoCare was named because it's Lidocaine that takes *care* of a painful area. When he's naming something it's usually a combination of what's in it + what it does, or else what's in it + something unique about it.
“Cannot copy files because no” should be an ADHD meme for sure
Autism meme could work, too. No interest, then blue screen.
@@Elora445 Me who has both (probably):
@@KingNedya
Like one of my brothers, then (diagnosed). Both disorders have so many things in common, so it's not surprising though.
That would be considered a Copying Mechanism.
@@Elora445 As far as I'm aware, ADHD and ASD don't really have things in common, it's just that ADHD as a disorder is a _very_ common "symptom" of ASD, and is in fact the most common co-existing disorder for someone with ASD to have.
As someone who works in a pharmacy, I totally understand the whole "drug name" thing - our patients are often expressing their amazement that we can pronounce the unpronounceable...
SPOILER: we don't truly know how to say these things either, it's usually our best guess as well! We do appreciate the efforts made by the customers, and sometimes we get amusing (and frankly adorable) versions. I mean, I'll never forget the day I had a chap ask me for "disposable aspirin" 😆
My pharmacy is amazing! When I call and ask for a refill of my Lervferbuhflrrrpttzerb, they say "Ok, refill of Levocetirizine. Got it."
@@nytekeeper6861 the last time I had one that was hard to pronounce, I just spelled out like the first 4 letters and prayed the pharmacist would know which one it was. They did. Lol sounded flawless when they said it too!
*dispersible aspirin for those who want to know
one of the many reasons i'm having my kids take latin in high school. so much medical, pharmaceutical and chemistry terminology is based on latin. it also helps you figure out how to spell weird unphonetic words (like phonetic).
@@madhurimasaha3895 Thanks, as a non english speaker these references are often over my head
"We are infallible creatures."
I love how correctly he used that wrong.
I award you 50 interweb pointz. I LOL'd.
"Esophagus... pharoah." I'm dead 😂 he said it with such confidence too. Watching these is like seeing someone get updog'd over and over again
oh you just set a trap that is waiting to snap
Doctor Mike never gets jokes because while we all were looking at memes, he was actually studying lol
lol good point!
WhY'd YoU cAlL mE oUt-
I hAvE tO sTuDy FoR mY tEsT-
"My soviet father will hit me."
"Somehow that thoughtalways worked."
*Have you considered therapy of the non-physical kind?*
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS GONNA ASK ABOUT THAT!
😂 what doesn't kill us, gives us a dark sense of humor.
@@violettababenko4847 *laughs, while crying*
@@violettababenko4847 I should come with this warning label to explain my VERY dark and twisty mindset! Might just have to consider it for a possible future tattoo,who knows? I'm kinda surprised I've never heard this before. I love it, though!
2:54 My old chemistry teacher used to say something along the lines of:
"From the moment someone knows the risks/consequences of doing something bad/unhealthy/dangerous, it is their choice to still do that thing.
The real problem is when someone doesn't know the risks/consequences and still does the thing."
I'd like to somehow fit in something about who all is affected by those consequences/risks. There's a difference between jumping off a bridge by yourself and pulling someone down with you.
I echo what CaTastrophy427 said about how it's only their choice if it only affects them, but I also wonder how that motto accounts for people who know the consequences but refuse to believe they exist anyway?
Harm reduction is all about thorough info. We can't control people but we can make sure they have all the info to make an informed decision
@@IceMetalPunk They know, they do it anyway. Regardless of the reason, they were informed of the risks and chose to ignore said information. That's on them.
If someone is going go-karting, they are informed of the risk of crashing causing injuries before they begin. If they choose to continue and go onto the track, it doesn't matter if they decided it's a risk worth taking for the sake of fun (as most do) or if they believed it's not a real risk, either way, if they crash, that's on them... assuming the method and phrasing of that risk informance was sufficient. Saying "there's always a risk you'd crash and die you know" is greatly different to saying "X% of people who get into a go-kart end up crashing, and Y% of those end up with a broken bone or worse, with Z% being permanently injured or dead"
my channel may or may not be an example to this in some way, shape, or form.
One of the best things about Dr. Mike is that he’s showing us that no one is completely perfect and that we should expect all the lacks and just enjoy being a good human! Thanks, Dr. Mike 💚
When I was going through cancer treatments, it always bugged me when people would thank god any time something good happened, but blamed doctors any time something went wrong and not even think to thank the doctors and nurses that were actively saving my life. I made sure to always thank them when I wasn't in debilitating pain from the chemo, asleep or throwing up. Now when I go back for checkups, I always bring them a little memento to brighten their day.
@bocoy noiu ??????
@bocoy noiu what do u mean?
It helps to be specific about what you're thanking God for. Thanking Him for having access to skilled doctors, or for being born in an age where cures and treatments exist for things that used to kill everyone, etc. And then thanking the doctors and everyone involved in helping you. One can do both, yet sadly many Christians tend to skip the humans
@@SomeRUclipsTraveler it's not just Christians
That's thoughtful.
"If you look at yourself and you see that there's an improvement to be made, that's kind of healthy."
This is the kind of body positivity opinion we need.
I just passed biochemistry a week ago an I’ll be honest, it was the hardest thing in my university career so far.
Congrats to you!!🤩🥰
It goes up there with Organic Chemistry as a weed - out course. 😱😱😱
I still find it fascinating.
How about Intermediary Metabolism, eh?
@@ginnyjollykidd My Organic Chemistry teacher was an old hippie... Weed-out course is too accurate.
I was on track for biomedical engineering until I reached Organic Chem. After that course, I switched to computer science instead, and have been a software developer ever since 😂
Congrats. I barely basically didn't 😆😆😆😆. Long time ago and I know it's still hard.
"A raccoon could come in and steal the persons appendix' not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear but boy did it make me laugh.
It's somewhat reassuring to hear "one of my nostrils usually doesn't work" from a doctor because one of mine is also that way. It always feels narrower than the other and I've often wondered if I have a deviated septum.
I have the same thing happen to me whenever I go to sleep, but the problem is that it always moves to whatever side I’m sleeping on. For example, it’ll often start in my right nostril, so I’ll try falling asleep on my left side. Then a few minutes later, my left nostril gets clogged/stuffy, so I go back to my right side. It’s an endless cycle until I fall asleep.
It's because it is normal. Humans only breathe out of one nostril at a time
@@k1ngkaos252 we never said it wasn't normal?? We're just remarking on our experiences. Also, what you've brought up has to do with the cycle of breathing. While that may very well be true, a deviated septum is another issue entirely. A deviated septum affects the amount of air that gets through a nostril, not which nostril(s) you breathe through. For some people that means side sleeping, mouth breathing, snoring, and common stuffy noses. Not necessarily all "normal" issues in this context.
@@MJheartly why so serious
@@k1ngkaos252 I'm calling bull. Some people breathe out of both nostrils or none at all cuz they're mouth breathers
5:49 As a type 1 diabetic, I always like to describe it like “Yeah I have type 1 diabetes because my beefy immune system became a dipshit one day and confused my beta cells for flu bugs or something and committed genocide against them and now my pancreas is traumatized”
Our immune systems basically have a mind of their own 🙄
Lol!
@@courtneytatefigueroa1172 you're not wrong, really. It's not impossible for your immune system to one day attack the coating on your nerves thus resulting in paralysis and even death.
wanna run that by me again? lol
I used to think because of Med School that doctors were all highly intelligent. Thank you Mike for shining light on this for me.
Dr Mike without fail always taking 3x the amount of time a normal person would take to understand any sort of pun will always be amusing
As someone who wears glasses, the condensation one is so true. Especially waiting for the bus on cold day and I put my mask on just to keep warm.
Ugh, yes!! The worst. I get anti-fog spray from Amazon. It works wonders.
LASIK was perhaps the best thing I ever did for myself. Amazing. I know not everyone can do it, but if possible, I can't recommend it highly enough.
~12 years on, my eyesight is getting worse (I'm also at the age where that's a thing), but it's still amazing. Did I mention that I can't recommend it highly enough? I wore glasses & contacts from 5th grade on through most of my life, so I understand all of the frustrations. Finally went through with the procedure and... AMAZING (did I say that?).
Just in case: I can't recommend LASIK highly enough. If you can, try it. It will change your life (and no, I'm not getting paid for this. Just a random guy that can see without having to search for glasses on the top of his head/between mattress & headboard/set down at random location in house never-to-be-found again).
OMG, same!
From one bespectacled person to the other: bend your nose clip better.
What you want to do (with disinfected hands of course) is to bend the top of the nose clip into a round shape with your thumb before putting the mask on. When you take a fresh mask out of the pack, that part is bent in a way too sharp angle.
Bend your nose clip so it looks kinda like the curve of the normal distribution before you put it on and it's going to be much better. If you don't pre-bend, the fit is never really tight because just pressing the clip to your nose doesn't work as well as actively pre bending it with your hands.
@@TheFeldhamster I normally do that. It’s the fabric ones we have that fog up my glasses. Especially the ones my mom made that don’t have a bendable nose piece.
Dr Mike, such a smart man who regularly impresses me with his knowledge.......doesn't get the Giraffe joke.
I read that giraffes need the impact of hitting the ground to open their airways and breathe. Might be wrong but it's interesting.
@@saltedpork6929and breaking the cord.
Im going to be honest, you’re one of the main reasons why I want to be a doctor. Right now I’m working hard so I can apply to college with all the requirements but man..I never thought I’d be that interested in medicine without you
I hope you make it, good luck!
same here, I hope you can make it, good luck from Spain
Wishing you the best of luck. You got this!!
You got this 👍
You will succeed, you got this!!!
The carpel tunnel meme had me dying lol. Sam's laugh (and Mike's face) just made it all the more hilarious.
These videos automatically make me happier and healthier
Same
Yeah
All I can think of is good for you, you look happy and healthy
Same
Laughter IS good medicine, after all.
2:15 Is actually a natural thing to happen. One of your nostrils always has a slightly worse flow than the other, and it switches sides every few hours. The reason is there are certain smell particles which need a bit longer on the receptors to be registered, and there are ones which need only whizz by, and they will create a signal instantly. If you have a very fast airflow, you are skipping the slow particles, and if you are going too slowly, you might risk suffocation, so you have both at the same time, but not always at the same place.
I find that if I sleep on my right side, my left nostril clears. If I sleep on my left side, my right nostril clears. However since I had surgery for an inverted papilloma, both nostrils are absolutely fantastic.
@@HighHolyOne That used to be me when I ran the air or the heat. Now I just run a fan or an electric blanket, & never had the problem since.
@@sunshine3914 dunno if it's the healthiest way to go about it, but I just have a benadryl when that occurs.
Then again, I live in the South, where the pollen laughs at the gods.
Awesome!
@@sabrecrafted7409 I'm in Minnesota same issue
The real question is : how the hell do you do all those things while STILL being a doctor ? How many hours does your day have ? Mine's only 24 and it's not enough for all I do (which is only like a half of yours)
I was wondering the same thing!
I think his editor does all the work, and they sit for like 45min to do the takes for the video, and that is it. So, I don't think it is that hard to keep up with youtube videos with someone editing and creating your video ideas.
@@josephdahdouh2725 but like still after working for who knows how many hours and having to then film for 1hour+ while being so energetic and he also has to approve all the videos which means looking over the video and everything so it’s still pretty hard
24. I just use all the time. I'm a cafe owner, a d.i.d system of 10, a foster parent, an older sibling and gay. ez.
My suspicion is twofold:
1) Teamwork
2) There is a fairly new genetic mutation. People who carry it don't need more than 4 hours or sleep or so. That would explain a lot.
Doctor Mike's videos are the best way to learn and have fun at the same time
Watching Mike trying to make the connections is funnier than the actual memes 😂
7:04 thats normal brain thinking, an adhd brain will do exactly the same but afterwards start thinking of random things instead of learning the stuff.
The ADHD brain can also sometimes think way too hard and not be able to think of anything but the SLIGHTLY INCORRECT GRAMMAR FOR SOME REASON.
if you can’t tell, this has happened to me.
No
Why u describing me right now😭
I'm a biomed student here in the UK, I'm currently studying my biochem module. Nice to know I'm screwed 😂. thanks for the vids mike
I'm in my last year of biochemistry. It was a trap.
May the odds be ever in your favor
Bio major. This semester we apparently got the best biochem grades in years... probably because it was an online exam and we could use our scripts and all (still wasn't that great).
@@maddystruthers5860 Congrats for powering through. It's my first year and I'm already wondering if I should go deeper into that trap 😂. May I ask what you're planning on doing after? (Looking for inspiration)
I’m struggling here in gen chem, you poor soul
I relate to that meme about working 12-13 hour overnight shifts. I’m a corrections officer and I work 12 hours overnight shifts. The struggle is REAL
It’s crazy how someone can be so smart yet take forever to get these memes 😂😂 but to be fair my brain also went to ‘tunnel fision’ first
That's because he's a doctor not a professional memer lol
@@JimmyBoosterCrate I mean most of these are common sense but okay
I figure it's lack of sleep at the end of a long day with no days off for long streches at a time. I've been overworked pretty hard and gotten the same way until I was out of burnout.
Fun fact: the “dominant” nostril changes about every 3 to 6 hours so one is always less "activate" than the other. :) (If I remember this correctly.) Not sure what this is called, but it’s a thing.
Edit: It's every 3 to 6 hours as someone pointed out, not 8 minutes as I sloppily recalled.
Now I keep paying attention to this and I think I just forgot how to breathe!
It changes every three to six hours. Not every eight minutes.
Saw this on QI a number of years ago. Pretty funny seeing the panelists sitting there with a napkin stuffed up one nostril.
I have this issue from when I was a kid and I have got used to it, one of my 1 nostrils get completely blocked and one more fun fact it maybe be or maybe not work for you - when my right nostril is blocked and then if I sleep facing my left down then my right blocked nostril opens and this same thing works for the opposite side for me
@@jaypagare both of my nostrils get blocked and then I can't breathe but that happens like once or twice a year and I have gotten used to it.
Oh my god, the part about it being normal to hate the sound of one’s own voice on recordings!!! THANK YOU!!!! I hate the sound of my voice and I thought I was weird for it😩😩 look ma, I’m normal!!!
It is somewhat universal to hate the sound of one's voice. That's because it sounds so different than what we perceive it to be.
I sound like a chipmunk on speed 🐿️😂
@Aryan Banyal I’ve been a singer basically my whole life. Choirs, solo, voice lessons, the works. I hate hearing myself singing on recordings much worse than I hate hearing my talking voice. Idk if that’s a widely shared feeling but I wouldn’t be surprised if it were.
@@lkf8799 I feel like I sound like a slightly pubescent 15 year old boy😂
With microphones, the proximity effect causes a bass boost the closer you are to them. Now consider your ears are really close to your mouth and larynx, but around a corner so they get the bass through you but don't get the treble as much.
Doc Mike is proof that you can be both very smart and also an airhead in the best way.
Hearing Dr. Mike mispronounce and incorrectly used words he doesn’t know just because it “sounds right” is the funniest thing ever. My husband does the same thing and I rarely correct him anymore because I know what he’s trying to say. We are all definitely fallible 😁
The rock is definitely genetically gifted, he's simoan and his entire family was jacked. If you look at pictures of his grandpa he's just as jacked as the rock was early on. However he definitely is juiced now.
Exactly, when you see him as a teen he was already massive
His clones.
Samoan* but yes people from that part of the world are blessed muscles and/or height. Every person I’ve met who is from Tonga has been at least 6”
Its also nice to remember that his father was also a gifted athlete. So if your father was massive and your mother's side grandfather was also massive. Good chance you have genes for being massive.
There's a photo of the rock in the 6th grade and he looked like an undercover 30 year old detective.
Dr Mike: "narcissists think they're perfect"
Also Dr. Mike: "I'm a comedic genius"
Mike not getting jokes and Sam laughing at Mike not getting jokes gives me life lol. It's okay, he can get away with "cute but stupid" pretty easily :P
Dr mike is so caring and makes everyone feel good about themselves- he’s a good quality doctor
9:05 fun fact, on long unskipable ads, you can press the little i button, report it for being repetitive and boom it’s gone. Takes about 5 secs so like it’s skipable ad. Don’t use it on short ads though or RUclips may get suspicious.
~8:26 Bear looked mildly offended when you said he smelled gross.
My circadian rhythm is gone at this point, I stay awake all night and sleep during the daytime I’m effectively nocturnal
The “a ratcoon runs in and steals the appendices” had me laughing on the ground
"ratcoon" i'm dead
it's raccoon btw
@@montymole2 It may be intentional.
@@montymole2 and it's appendix too lol
He said it so calm too💀💀💀
@@Johnny_Sweatpants nah bro has multiple of those
I love the moments where Mike is trying to puzzle out what a meme says and the camera dude is super entertained
Same lol
To be fair to the Rock, just looking at a picture of him at age 15, it’s fairly clear that his body has had *wild* chemistry going on inside it ever since puberty hit him like a freight train.
True. Plus his father and grandfather were wrestlers, same build.
He had breast reduction surgery too. Dude's genetics are wild.
He is on steroids. Though that physique does not come without tons, and I mean TONS of blood, sweat and tears.
He does have great genetics, but you've got to be completely dense to think he's not taking some juice of some sort.
Puberty hit him like Mike tyson
I work for a company that administers Medicaid benefits. I'm on the publications team - we work with pharmacy folks a lot. I'm absolutely convinced that pharm companies use Scrabble tiles to create drug names. It's madness!
6:55 OMG! Reminds me of my Biology Exam in high school.
A little context first, since I’m Danish and go to school in Denmark.
1. We call High School, Gymnasium here (we also have something called high school, but that’s different).
2. Our High School/Gymnasium is typically/standardly 3 years and after Folkschool/Grade School (aka after 0th to 9th or 10th grade)
3. Subjects or ‘classes’ (such as Biology, History, English, etc.) come in A, B, and C level, which tells how many years you have it, and at what ‘level’ (like how ‘hard’). A being all 3 years, B 2 years, and C 1 year.
4. Around 3rd G (3rd year) you have to raise a C subject to B, a B subject to A, and a new C subject to add.
5. Grades are numbers, and kinda weird. They are as followed (from lowest to highest); -3, 00, 02, 4, 7, 10, and 12. Getting 4 is like average, although 02 is the minimum passing grade, 7, and 10 are pretty/really good grades, with 12 being the best/highest. 00 is failed of course, and -3 is so bad that you can only get it by literally not showing up and not notifying of it, with very very few exceptions where you’re so bad that you might as well not have shown up (I have a story of getting that too).
So, the story:
I had raised Biology from C to B, and our small class (we were only like 6 I think) drew Biology as one of our exams. Now I enjoy biology, part of why I decided to raise that to B, but I did also dread one subject to get for the Exam, and since oral exams work by you drawing one of the subjects you’ve had during the year and then getting like... I think for Biology it’s like 15 or 30 minutes to prepare after you’ve drawn your topic.
I went in and drew the topic I absolutely did not want, and I’d consider my worst one of the ones we’d had (it was the female menstrual cycle btw). I went into the preparation room and prepped the best I could, which was not a lot. I spent the majority of the time dreading the whole thing, hoping to get an 02, and considering it very lucky if I get a 4.
Time comes for me to go in and present, I do, and I’m basically screaming internally the entire time, then comes the ‘voting’ as it’s called between my teacher and our censor (forgot to mention but a Censor is a teacher from another school there to ensure the exam is fair and the students’ teacher isn’t playing favourites).
The voting takes about 5-10 minutes and I get called in. I sit, dreading getting only 02 and when my teacher then tells me I got 7, I actually asked him “Are you serious?” in disbelief, and he confirmed it. To say I was relieved and pleasantly surprised is an understatement. I expressed my joy and excitement over the grade and told them how I felt so bad about the entire thing and was sure I’d only get 02 and that I thought I’d be lucky to get a 4, and then I get the grade ABOVE that.
chads who had the time to read it all
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“I like wrinkles. It shows wisdom.” Everyone ever, with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome: “Yeah, me, too. And that’s why I hate looking decades younger, especially when the rest of my body is constantly breaking…”
I actually know two people who have EDS, and I’m questioning whether or not I have it too.
@@OTGamer95 there are some great Facebook groups that are super helpful with trying to work that out!
Lol ohh I totally get this! I love that I don't have wrinkles BUT I'd rather have wrinkles that everything being damaged.....
I have it!! I'm a 32year old nurse looking after elderly patients, and honestly there are days my body creeks more and doesn't work as well as theirs!
As someone scheduled to see a multi system specialist in 2023 after both my rheumatologist and my orthopedist have up on diagnosing my failing joints and sagging skin... this comment hit hard.
I had a patient goto 4 tanning salons in two hours. She had to be sent to stonybrook burn unit for third degree burns. Basically the ER doctor told her she was cooking her self internally . 😳
Literally not possible unless she mistook a microwave oven for a tanning bed. UV light only penetrates micro meters into the skin.
@@-Devy- that's still inside
09:04 - That's why in Germany every "Fahrschüler" that is on the way to become their drivers license has to get an "Erste Hilfe Kurs" (Lecture in First Aid) to learn about CPR and other First Aid related stuff like bandages, signs for broken bones or strokes (BEFAST!!!!). We also learn the "stabile Seitenlage" (stable lateral position) if the patient isn't conscious but breathing.
8:32 When Mike doesn’t realise it is a parody on a song hahaha
Hey Doc, I've just started my pre med journey and its all because of you. Felt lost at a certain point until I came across your vids and found what I want do in life. I've just really wanted to give you my thanks for really helping me and giving me hope in life. I know the journey for this is not easy so I'm really hoping I can pull through with this. Going to try my absolute best. Again thank you!
We need more Dr. Alvarez in FL... you'll enjoy that clinical/hospital confusion after med school.
7:07 fear is the greatest motivation
Hahaha! @8:02, Zyrtec the Almighty!! So funny!! My dad and I used to joke that Lipitor sounded like a good evil character name!!!
6:15 I wanted SO BAD to see how you understand this meme XD
Giraffes give birth while standing and thier legs are like 1-2 meters, so baby giraffe starts life by falling.
You figuring out the IT meme literally made my day 😂😂
My ADHD, pun loving, fast running brain screams every time our dear Doctor Mike cannot connect the dots with the jokes (or takes longer to get them) but at the same time huge cheers for genuinely trying. Also tunel fish-ion was BRILLIANT. Made me happily cackle :D
my non native english speaking brain does the same.
A racoon just runs in and steals the appendix got me dying 😂
The first one reached me on a whole emotional level. That sir, is pain.
he's cute when he doesn't get it. for real, if we were friends i'd be telling him odd jokes all the time just for his confused face.
Yeah but with an ugly guy not getting the joke is a different story no? 😂😂
6:52
Mike wasn’t motivated to learn and become a doctor
*this enraged Mike’s father, who punished him severely*
Oof Oversimplified :D
Let’s motivate him with a controlled shock
"Then, everything changed when the Father Nation attacked."
LMAOOOOO
OH NO ITS THE - 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I actually really like what my current pill bottles do-- regular kid safe lock on bottom and simple screw on lid if you flip it over. So if you need the lock great and if no kids or pets you can just twist easier😊
4:57
i save d by giving it CPR
My thoughts exactly 💀
@@renee_ray9483 SAME
DPR
Hahaha the paleness comment is spot on. One of our patients saw me walking down the hall (under fluorescent lighting, no less), and he asked my coworker if something g was wrong with me because I was so pale. Nope, just four years of night shift.
6:11 imagine a little 1.80 m giraffe falling from 5.2 m height. The little giraffe must be your height or more, Dr Mike😐
The sky diving birth help the baby giraffe to start breathing, and just because the calf is huge, nature is crazy
Edit: the fall also severs the umbilical cord and if the mother gives birth sitting down, it could damage the calf's neck
I just say I'm Irish. I'm Native American too but the European genetics won in terms of coloring.
Not in the medical profession but I've been working overnight security for 5-6 years now, I make paper look tan and frequently yell at the sun for hurting my eyes
6:40: Watch me whip, watch me neigh-neigh.
Fun fact:I just found out I was gifted to non-stop grow,Every second and milsecond I grow...I will be a giraffe soon
4:50 I mean - he probably wake up very fast now 🤣🤣🤣
7:58 My dad aced biochemistry, he was so good at it that he taught a lot of his colleagues!
wow, thats amazing!
Aussie pharmacist here! It would be so amazing to see you have a clinical pharmacist on your channel, we are so under represented and our importance has been so underestimated for the longest time.
I loved the glove snapping back at the e dude’s face. Instant Karma!
Dr. Mike: What other job do you recommend me to have?
Me: My husband
*proceeds to laugh way too much at my own answer*
Same ❤
This was my exact answer too😂
Had to scroll too far to find this comment lol
Seeing Dr Mike trying to figure out memes that reference song lyrics is like watching Dora the Explorer. You find yourself shouting at the screen when it takes them multiple times to figure out what it says..frustrates me everytime lol. But you're still one of my favorite content creators :) love your vids!
Wow exact reference lol 👌 👏
@@aishwarya.lnarasimhan8248 haha thanks. It is how I feel though lol
I realized the bit about drug names a few years ago, and now whenever I play a fantasy game I always use them as my character's names. Because they always fit perfectly and it's a lot easier than trying to come up with one.
“Cocaine! Use the line attack with your sword!” “Will do marijuana!”
Oh, you’re talking about medicine..
lol I love this! "Check out the great mage Aspirin" 😂😂
Great videos Dr Varshavski!
In 2017 I had really bad flu, after that my nose would not stop dripping. Doctor said that it was post nasal drip. It was still dripping two months later and I had bad headaches every morning. After several trips to my doctor I got an ENT appointment.
The ENT consultant tested the drips and the next day I had to go back for a cranial MRI.
The drips were ceberospinal fluid and I had a hole in the meninges at the back of my sinuses.
When I had the bad flu it probably caused viral encephalitis, and the swelling of my brain broke some thin bones between the brain and sinus, tearing a hole in my meninges. Some brain tissue had been pushed out of the hole. I had to have urgent surgery, as having your brain exposed at the back of your nose is very dangerous.
I had a three and a half hour operation to patch the hole with fascia taken from my left leg.
I lost a bit of brain tissue in the surgery. The surgery was done with tools up my nose. That was painless when I came round, but my leg where the fascia had been taken was very painful.
Wow! Hope you heal well, good luck.
Ain’t that just the way 🤔 - some other dumb thing hurts worse than the thing fixed, like getting a wicked raw throat from the intubation tube, but your stitches don’t even hurt that bad.
@@margauxjones1485 Thanks, I still get twinges from my left leg, I needed to use a walking stick for a couple of years after the surgery.
I found out recently that such repair to the meninges used to be done using meninges harvested from a cadaver, this was stopped because of the potential risk of prion disease.
@@SheWhoWalksSilently age, 5, hit chin on bricks whilst falling, got stitches, worst pain in my life I felt
So you literally blew your brains out when you blew your nose.
YES MORE MEDICAL MEMES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
The one about cough medicine wizards, here's a list:
Zyrtec the Allmighty (Original)
Mucinex the Mad
Delsym the Wise
Robitussin the Furious
😂
Melatonin the Stoick would be another good one
Claritin the All-Smelling
Vyvanse the Villainous
Isn't zyrtec just cetryz backwards like from cetirizin?
I feel extremely extremely lucky that both organic and biochem came pretty easily to me (I graduated with a chem degree so it helped that I loved the subject matter). Lots of people I knew who wanted to go into medicine struggled with it and plenty failed and re-took it, so I got into tutoring and TAing as quickly as possible to try and help as many people as I could. If Dr Mike struggled that hard with biochem and he’s out here doing this well now it’s possible for anybody :) chem blows but your DREAMS DONT
The idea of a racoon stealing an appendix is adorable and terrifying at the same time.
One time when my sister was getting ready for college and she put totes on the porch since my living room is small. She failed to mention that in one of those totes were chocolate and snack. One day, the neighbor phones my husband and tells him that there's someone on the porch. My husband calls me and tells me to look on the porch. I'm not the whole way down, it's dark and I look over to see a raccoon giving me a creepy look with chocolate bars in each hand. It was terrifying. The darkness does something to those animals. I was not happy with the mess I had to clean up. My sister's response: "I put the that tote on the bottom." Me: "Thumbs! They have thumbs and can move stuff!". She was so mad that she had to go to the store and buy more chocolate, lmao.
the heck is adorable about an animal with very disturbing grabby hands with sharp claws ripping out someone's organs? lol
Tunnel Fishion. Well done Mike. I'm glad Sam approved too. Some of these are really funny
Thanks
Okay, given how casually he mentioned it, there's no way he didn't watch someone lose an appendix to a racoon in med school.