nightmare girls birthday trip (w/ Jon Gabrus) | Perfect Person Ep. 64
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i love how one of the only men who’s ever called in has an absolutely unhinged watermelon crushing problem
Hahahaha it’s the best
@@PerfectPersonYou should pick up more call from Men, definitely a funny change. Like his actual real probably was to crush a watermelon 🤣👏🏽
@@MP-Vancity I think Miles has said in the past that he receives very few calls from men, His audience is overwhelmingly made up of women
This man also called in and had a nearly identical conversation with Jake Johnson and Gareth on their podcast We’re Here to Help… the farm and tarp were their ideas…
He 100% should make the melon doc
Of COURSE
@@PerfectPersonif he does, you should ask him if you can post a link to it for us
If someone said “Hey would you like a smoothie, it’s made with melons I crushed with my thighs” I don’t think there is any universe where I say no to that.
does the melon documentary guy have a youtube channel? THE PEOPLE NEED THIS DOC!
I wanna see the wizard Florida video!!!
Y’all are absolutely giving “did we just become best friends?!” energy.
😂😂 I’m so old. He said he bought a steam deck and I thought he meant a floor steamer until he compared it to a switch 🤣💀
I’m 26 and did not know what a steam deck is either so don’t feel too bad 😂 I was also thinking some sort of steam cleaner 😭
jon is probably my favorite guest that i didnt know beforehand, his energy is great
Strong disagree about the meal splitting "if you dont split evenly dont come to the dinner" assertion. Im in a career where i will always make significantly less money than my friends, and i can afford to go out and eat, but couldnt afford an equal split of the check. Should i never be able to go out for dinner with my friends because it is a slightly more complicated process to pay? Maybe its an American thing but at least for a European in my social circles, the idea that someone who makes less than the rest of the group shouldn't be involved in social activities that they can afford is rather classist.
American here! When my friends and I go out to eat, we all pay for our own items, we don’t split it evenly x amount of ways. Possibly a regional thing and/or age thing (I’m 26), or maybe it’s just friend group specific. 🤷🏻♀️
For real! I was so disappointed by that whole conversation. If I can afford to pay for myself why should I be excluded because I don’t have the funds to constantly pay more to split whole cost of others food? Like great for them that money isn’t an issue but damn. Just like that episode of friends when Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe finally stand up about the dinner splitting costs 💁♀️ like why am I paying $40 when I had a $10 sandwich and water? Why should I be excluded because I can’t pay for your food too 😭
Unironically very interested in the first guys documentaries, I love cool funny obscure stuff like that. First guy, if youre out there in the ether, have you posted these anywhere?
SAME
It reminds me of the guys who went to all of Margaritavilles or all of the Rain Forest Cafes but on a less grander scale, and I am here for it.
I desperately want to watch his documentaries
Whoever's making the watermelon doc, drop your socials and information!! I wanna watch the wizard one too!!!!! 💖💖
We need the link to the wizard store documentary
just because you can’t afford to split the check doesn’t mean you can’t join the group for dinner. that whole conversation really rubbed me the wrong way, and it sounds like it did for others, too. it’s like saying because you’re poor you can’t take part in these social gatherings. love the pod but hope you both take this input that many people are sharing!
I'm too close to a Karen dm right now. And it being right after he went solo is also worrying me FOR him but I'm upset AT him. Sigh. Heavy sighs all around.
I havent got to this part yet, but is splitting the bill an american thing? Im in canada, but we just pay for what we personally ordered. If im short on funds, ill go and order something tiny, or no food, and one drink or mocktails or whatever is more affordable. Ive never split the bill equally between the whole group? Unless maybe its pizza and everyone shares.
i think he was saying that it makes sense when people are low on funds or at different income levels to just pay for what they order, but if you have a group of friends at a similar income level and ordering/sharing food of a similar cost, it is more convenient to just split it equally. Were you getting something different from what he was saying?
to the watermelon guy: pls post this publicly. i would watch the fuck out of this documentary
i hope you have keith come for a perfect daddy episode
Watermelon guy called into ANOTHER pod, Miles! My worlds have collided and I’m in awe. 🤯
I loved this ep. Jon seems like the nicest person, and I loved their genuine moment at the end. It felt healing ngl, thank you Dr. Bonsignore.
Every week I count down til Wednesday for a new episode. It's my favorite thing to listen to right now.
Gabrus on the show! Amir's been on, now we just need Jake, Emily and Murph to guest/NADDPOD crossover for my collegehumor reunion dream to be complete
Emily on this podcast would be 🔥 advice so out of left field you'd never see it coming
emily and miles would be so worlds colliding for me and i need it
I now see a timeline where Miles could show up on Dungeon Court andi need it
Don’t forget our boy Caldwell, can you imagine the goofs?!
This is the best idea I’ve ever heard. Miles with the NADDPOD crew would be incredibly amazing.
“Life is a periodic table, full of elements” 🥼👩🔬
What a lovely guest Jon Gabrus was! Thanks for the introduction, Miles!
i'm not sure about miles's perfect person status anymore after the discourse about splitting the bill. personally i think people should pay for what they eat, unless everyone is sharing everything at the table. but mostly it just matters that you are friends with a similar mindset to prevent the bill conversation becoming an argument.
I'm genuinely paused after that part sitting here shocked lol. Which takes a lot to do on the internet but like wtaf?? I'm on disability right now and all my friends are the no you come pay what you can let me upgrade you sort. I don't usually let them but sometimes would if I'd feel guilty forcing them into bad seats or something for e.g. And I've tried SO many times to be like nah I'll just sit this out love you guys and they get hella upset at that suggestion. That's just so crazy to me.
To add: it's been the reverse with us too and I always picked it up. You're friends not business partners like. I'm all worked up and not doing this eloquently but w.e. E.g. one of my oldest friends gave me a plus one to her wedding in the hopes it would make it easier for me to come. She didn't think I'd manage any gifts or cash at all. We did, but she basically ate cost paying me to come to her wedding in her mind. And not having me there was not even a thought to her. Again I don't expect that shit and I honestly hate it. So I get the mentality they're talking about regarding people of the same income structure being petty (though same bracket does NOT mean same expenses ahem) but the poor friends don't come to dinner thing was whoosh. I'm so turned off. And I pay for premium on patreon. This being his second pod out after leaving to go solo is idk man it might go wrong.
@@saruhhhh I had to rewatch cause they literally then started talking about how they are okay with eating the cost and fully paying for someone else’s meal and more specifically the restaurant picked would allow them to do the whole everybody splits cause we are all sharing and I don’t think that’s craziest especially cause they explained that in their friendships they so that and then to comment he seems he’ll get something expensive when they just said they’ll eat the cost and okay with paying more is interesting
@@jemabirdsaying “it might go wrong” because Miles had one lame take is kind of insane lmao
@tatumfowler8362 is this your first day on the internet? Like one tiny blip especially right when someone launches can cause wild ripple effects we all know that so idk why y'all are @-ing me as if I invented that phenomenon like...??
Thanks for hanging out with me while i feed & bathe my 6 month old! ❤
I need to see the melon documentary.
Just got done watching on Patreon (for the first time wheee) and I have to say that Get Real really helped me out this week. Ive been unmotivated after a few months of unemployment and struggling to see any silver linings, but the comment about all the cups of decaf coffee on the porch still to come gave me some needed hope. Love y'all as always ❤
Also... About Time is a great movie indeed!!!!!!!!!
another idea relating to the thunder-thighed melon crusher: get inside one of those giant clear hamster balls for a cool effect and easy clean up 😌
EXCUSE ME?!!!! Miles and Gabrus?? I may die of happiness
Day one listener, first time commenter, and first time weeping during the Get Real segment. Currently finding myself in a when-it-rains-it-pours situation, not knowing when the clouds are going to clear, and this was such a good reminder to just feel some sunshine and drink some coffee. Now I just need to befriend somebody with a porch. Great episode! 💛
Also listen to rainbow by kacey musgraves I always give a listen when I’m feeling stuck, it reminds me to feel what I need to feel but let it go when it’s time, such a good song, sending good vibes and prayers your way friend, sorry you’re in a rough season right now
I’m obsessed with the first caller holy shit
Omg Gabrus and Miles!! The crossover I didn’t know I needed
I think Miles and the perfect person crew need to team up with Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds from We’re Here to Help because they both talked to the watermelon man! I listened to both eps today and thought I was hallucinating a ridiculous problem!
Miles, I feel like it’s such a testament to you how I always end up absolutely loving every single new guest host you have on, even if I’m not previously familiar with them, because you have such incredible chemistry and warmness with literally everyone!
I haven't listened yet but oh my god Gabrus is a huge get, Miles!!!!!
3% rent increase?! I live in Oregon and a bill was just passed that landlords can only increase no more than 10%. Before the bill went into place, my landlord raised my rent by almost 15%.
That is absolutely horrific and I am so sorry.
i need a sugar daddy so i can afford to join patreon because i need more miles content in my life
Yeah, I would not be covering an Air BnB cost for a day I am not there and my friends who I travel with regularly once or twice a year would never ask that of me, nor would I ask that of them. She needs to say something to her friends.
This episode is my first little treat of the day ~
Having flashbacks during this chat about group events to my shitty ex-friends who were selfish and tried to rip people off left and right and couldn't give a single shit about anybody else's experience but their own to the point where one "friend" ended up giving me permanent organ damage and chronic health problems then ghosted me 😳 ...cue Get Real chat about letting things go 😂😂😂
Unpacking my flirty Trader Joe's while listening. 🎉💜
I don't understand the thing about paying for the whole table? I guess in Canada it's different because having separate bills is just assumed by servers and they keep track... America is weird, man.
What a great way to start my morning
Skipping the group dinner bc ur too poor when you could 100% just keep ur bill separate pay for whatever u can personally afford and still be included, is such a wildly privileged narrow minded take to me.
Like I’m definitely sure there was no malice behind it. But I’m personally so glad that I have friends with money and without a lot of money where we all understand that we can still include everyone even those not as fortunate simply bc we enjoy each others presence.
Where there’s a will there’s a way.
I’m very positive that it’s just ignorance maybe you’ve not been in the position where you had to think creatively to make sure everyone was included but it’s not hard to do so if u just take the time to think. That is if you care enough to include everyone.
Maybe ur not that close to ur poorer friends idk. 🤷♀️
Strongly agree, and it seemed very classist to me (poor friends shouldn't do the thing they can afford to do because it makes paying slightly more inconvenient)
That remark made it really hard for me to finish the episode. And this isn't the first time that age was being used as common denominator for wealth. I am very happy for Will and everyone on this podcast that their lives are going well but it would be nice to aknowledge every now and then that their reality isn't a universal experience. I am also pretty sure there was no malice behind it but I would be lying if I said it didn't sting.
@@hightidemidafternoon honestly agree on it stinging a bit. So glad you mentioned them using age as a factor bc I’m close to their age and don’t have the same privileges as them. I still have my privileges don’t get me wrong but they’re are definitely farther ahead than me in life, and where they implied someone should be financially around their age. And that’s not saying that I’m not working hard to get where there at but realistically that’s gonna take time.
Getting too used to a specific type of lifestyle. Need a shift in mindset seeing Different perspectives & timelines. If that even makes sense.
@@hightidemidafternoon it's also so dang opposite to what they say their beliefs are and the advice they usually give that it shook me a weird amount honestly
@@jemabirdit’s was one call, I don’t think questioning somebody’s beliefs over saying don’t go to dinner is bad like some people wouldn’t go if they didn’t have the money and I don’t think that’s a bad thing
caller #1 PLEASE drop the link to your wizard shaped building documentary I need it like air
I liked this "get real" section a lot. Gratitude and presence in the little things.
I needed this Get Real sooooo badly. 😢 hugs all around. Being present is so hard yet nothing else matters. ❤❤❤ Thanks Jon. I’m gonna be 40 in Feb and on bp meds already too.
Damn, never heard of Jon Garbus before this episode, but he brought the energy I needed this sunday morning! Great episode as usual!
the first call has to be the best call on perfect person to date lmfaooo
I’ve been looking for new documentaries to watch! Thanks so much Jon 💗 anyone else pls drop your favorite documentaries or docuseries
Jon was awesome! Loved having him on the podcast!
just needed to mention that frozen food items should be thawed in cold water, not hot. hot water can thaw things unevenly and cause bacteria to grow while it’s thawing
I just made some homemade chicken carbonara for the first time and I'm proud of it. Thanks to Miles for the inspiration to start doing things I wouldn't normally do
one of my fav episodes!
Been waiting for this😩
No way!!! Gabrus?! Oh man this is gonna be great
Great guest today Miles!!
the fact you love "About time" as much as I do just makes me love ya more Miles
Umm Miles, excuse you, watermelon smoothies are good. Smoothie King (Ohio classic) makes a watermelon smoothie all summer, and has even inspired me to blend watermelon into my smoothie. Very good with Vega protein red smoothie blend. Not sponed.
I haven’t seen Gabrus on anything since I used to watch Guy Code. Good to see him still doing his thing.
i haven’t had a microwave in 7 years and i love it tbh
Best documentary is crip camp
Getting ready to dye my hair needing long content and youtube says "well looky here..." 😢❤
Ok i love how into the conversation (as was i) miles was in the end. No corny music you know they were both in the moment ❤
We want more Jon G!!!! ❤
I'm going to need more information regarding where I can find the wizard building documentary.
6:30 my ears are ringing
earliest I've ever been 😭
HE’S MAXING OUT HIP ABDUCTORS AND THEY SAY HE CANT DO IT?!?? Also, you don’t have to crush it in your apartment. I’m fact you probably shouldn’t! It would make a more aesthetically pleasing video of you did it outside just in the good green grass of your apartment complex or park or something.
Doing it in the apartment is the part of the conundrum that made the least sense. Lol
The lightbulb conspiracy, great doc about a lightbulb oligopoly
i'm having my costanza worlds colliding moment tysm
I paid for an extra night of a trip that I never agreed to but I agree w Miles - we're in our 30s and it didn't make sense to make a fuss over it. I am not thrilled but it's the cost of getting something that fits lots of people and keeping friends happy.
A thousand walks with a friend 🩷🩷
my cat's name is Mojojojo thank you for the recognition
Oh yeah around 12:00, Jon is total bear bait. Haha.
Bubble is yellow 😂
I have been hoping for this cross over since you’ve been with headgum! Hope that means you’ll be on high & mighty
The guy should definitely make a watermelon crushing doc, and Miles, you have to follow up with him and get us the sweet sweet link to the documentary
MIles, you don't even know how many times I listened to the trypod, GP, YCSWU and my ears perk up when you talk about About Time and Lucky Number Slevin. I would just like to argue about Tim being manipulative as mentioned earlier. I don't think he is bc that is actually the first lesson he learns when he finds out he can travel back in time... NO matter how many times he goes back to woo Margot Robbie (his first love) it really never worked, and when he goes back in time to meet cute with Mary, (besides the first date) it had been disastrous but they always had a connection, SO, even if he tried to manipulate time to get his dream woman, it wouldn't have worked unless it was meant to. So,, I disagree that some say he was manipulative bc, you can see after they had kids, there is no amount of manipulation or calculation that could fake the relationship they had and with the kids. A person can only pretend to be something else 3 months max. True colors will ALWAYS show.
btw, all of your guests are as cool as you are.
I would watch the shit out of that melon documentary!
Yes duuuuude I also bought a steam deck
I can’t be the only one who knew who he was when he brought up the wizard stores video right
and a Three Body Problem mention??????? love the ep as always miles
Okay yeah, coming back to this and glad that people are calling out the "splitting the check" comments. It seems like so many things that are commonplace manners in the rest of the US just dont exist in LA and its very jarring. If a friend told me I had to skip dinner because i only had enough to get salad then theyre a bad fucking friend. Love the show but lmao
26:39 literally fuck Brady. I felt that so hard, as a person who has had a Brady imposed on me and my vacay.
if you’re regularly getting ripped off by your friends bc you split the bill instead of paying for your own stuff… please communicate with your friends that this is not a sustainable thing for you and/or get new friends. personally i do not assume that the homies will pay for me or that i’ll pay for them; i will clarify with them way before the check arrives.
(also it’s not just drinkers/non-drinkers price difference. any dietary stuff can have drastically different prices, like beef versus alt meat substitutions for example, or burger versus salad, one person getting entree+drink+dessert and another getting appetizer+drink, etc. unless i have a convo with my friend before any food order has been placed, like if we have not had some sort of “hey i can’t afford this right now, can you spot me and i’ll pay you back at x time” convo, then i am under the impression that i will pay for my food, and they will pay for theirs.)
i will gladly cover the homies if they ask!! i just could not stand the Shift in this episode when miles and jon went on about having to just split the bill and “keep the peace” with friends. like no, unless everybody orders the exact same thing, then the individual order totals are going to different, and maybe it’s not As big of a deal if it happens a handful of times,, but if it happens Every Time you go out for dinner with friends… that shit adds up quick.
I thought I was the only one who watched Tickled. What a fucking WILD doc.
If his place is in West Hollywood or in LA but was built before a certain year, it’s automatically rent control.
Drop wizard doc, plz (anyone? Doxxing is bad, but like Google didn't help)
Oh wow, I don’t know how I didn’t recognize Jon’s voice. I used to listen to High and Mighty
Currently on the part about watermelon guy and am wondering how something else beat this to the title
The second girl calling in because she feels weird abt her friends planning the trip without her and the boys focusing on her (also valid & present) money concerns, and she was probably sitting there going “…why did I call a podcast hosted by a man about this??”
Gabrus?! 😲
47 seconds ago is crazy
I guess Miles just assumes we all know who his guest is. No introduction at the top of the show and no mention in the description. 🤔
I was wondering about that as well. Out of all of the guests he has had from other Headgum shows, this person has been one of my favorites, but his name isn't in the title or anything. Maybe he's one of the more popular Headgum hosts, but I'm typically not a podcast listener. The Try Guys and Perfect Person are exceptions. I know nothing at all about Headgum. So no additional info doesn't help me learn who this person is or what their show might be about or anything.
soooo refreshing to hear a male caller! for some reason almost all the female callers all sound the same lol
I NEED Emily Axford on this show
Why did I think it was Jack black
ARE YOU TWO BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE WHY NOT IF NOT
44:10
Just relistened to the ep and the comments are taking the “ split the bill” to seriously especially after they explained how in their friend groups specifically doing meal events where they are sharing of saying the would also eat the cost for a friend
I'm a patreon subscriber and I'm dirt poor on disability at 30 recently. First episode I couldn't finish and I usually relisten over and over during chores or anxiety, it's ma lil comfort pod. But that shit about poor friends... You done messed up with this one Miles. Regardless of intent it not only upset but hurt and confused a lot of us cause that seems so opposite to you usually. I'm pissed but also care and you just went out on your own, so don't ignore this mistake, make sure to address it and have it be a blip and a learning experience rather than having it alienate a big chunk of your followers just as you start out on your new journey.
All your comments essentialy saying him going on his own is bad is so weird especially cause this pod was always his own also I think instead of making YT comments maybe dm him in a nicer tone cause he didn’t say the worst thing in the world and why would you feel wrong when he said split the bill it’s what a lot of friend groups also that was them just talking about their situations and less about the caller
@gritt9354 I think you should probably reread my comments as they're quite literally saying the opposite?
I’m probably gonna be the first and only shady comment because Miles Nation is splendid and kind but this guy talked my ear off.
Nothing against him, obviously idk him, and he’s all positivity but goddamn. When you add the cold open on Patreon it was nearly 25 mins of not-that-worth-it tangents.
I think it’s just that some guests get into their rapport with Miles and aren’t as familiar with the show as they could be so they get excited and forget that the show is not a chat/interview show, and that it’s supposed to be more caller oriented.
But I know this isn’t about me, and obviously there’s worse issues to have so, please don’t read into this comment too much. I just needed to express that I’m a bit exhausted after this ep. 😅 I understand that this is fully a “me” issue and this is not actually a criticism, I’m just whining, because I did still enjoy him as a guest.
I hear you tbh. I actually really enjoyed this episode with Jon but I did find myself wishing there were more callers, and I think it would be good for the patrons to be getting either an extra caller (instead of a cold open) or just cut more of the building rapport convos out for the patrons so it goes more directly into the call. But there are some eps, like the one with Zack a couple weeks ago, where I was like, damn they've been talking for a while.
But at the end of the day this is Miles' show and ofc I support it! I appreciate that we can have these constructive convos 😊
Maybe he could do part 2 with his guests where they just answer more calls because they've already been introduced in a previous ep