@@hayleyhellbound9513 yeah exactly, i felt like he might have been taking the opportunity to blame her, she def has to tell the dog owners about this like right away
I'm dying at the juxtaposition between their potential explanations and this thread. Truly a man v woman moment😂😂😂 Also, I'm not making fun of anyone here, I am a woman and I was also sketched out by this potential. There are plenty of rich families who cut off unstable children who are just waiting for an "in."
@@dahleeah3167 you’re actually really close! its short for narcotics agent, or at least it used to be. Naturally the term was then shifted from meaning that literally to being the shorthand for a police informant. Now its used interchangeably with snitch, rat, tattle etc
Dog babysitter: I wouldn’t hire you again to watch my animals and house again if you didn’t tell me there was an unexpected visitor who then stays at the house. He might not even be there kid lol
I thought the same thing! Like were there family photos he was in or something? I wouldn’t believe him just off the bat. Probably have even gone inside before calling the owners
That was my first thought. Seems so weird the way he's going about things. For all she knows it could be a teenager that just knows the family to know that they were leaving for a vacation.
My first thought about the first caller who’s dog sitting was… how does she know that he’s actually the son? I think it was entirely a safety issue. She showed up to a house that was supposed to be empty and a random young guy is in the house claiming to be the son… 🚩
as someone who does overnight catsitting, DEFINITELY narc, for all of the things Miles said but also liability wise if you leave the house + the dogs in a certain condition and then the son does something (like throws a party, or leaves the door unlocked/open and a dog runs away) then you could be held liable
In no way can I imagine a woman having a strange man she doesn’t know living in the house she’s staying at and that be ok. If you CARE about your own safety tell ur boss like omg??? Love Jay for insisting that it’s weird all the way around ❤
Belinda, not to freak you out but ten years ago a new boyfriend was telling me he loved me in his sleep..and now we’re married with 2 kids. You’ve been warned 🤷🏻♀️
Number one should def Narc. How do you know that he is their son and not just some rando?? Girl you should have double checked with the people that hired you.
The last four minutes of this made me feel much better about a situation that's been gnawing at my insides for a few weeks. I didn't want to say hi to someone that I knew, but decided to. Went up to them, said 'hi how's it going?" and they literally said 'you were mean to me before so it'll take some time to get over'. In that incident (and I know it sounds so innocuous and small, but I get in my head a lot) opening my circle sent me into a spiral of self-doubt. HOWEVER, hearing you talk about people in your life that are good at engaging people and how much you both make it seem like you admire that quality in someone has helped me heal from that interaction. Thanks!
I enjoy seeing people laugh together. Thanks for that! I also liked the casual long-boy stretch to reach the light sensor. Another great episode. Thanks, Miles & Jay! This podcast makes my life better.
Miles, my rival in christ, you have evolved. So have we. It's truly fascinating to see such a mental giant take such leaps beyond their homeworld of the sound we shant speak of. For years it has haunted the nether realm, and it may no longer. However, we have come across our greatest foe yet, the noise of....record scratches... Although the sound can be quite fitting, your ill-fitted attempts at appropriating such noises to affect their abilities across the sound waves in which gather in my ear for my ear hole to listen to, 2 is too many. 12 is far too many. For Miles, you have gone too far. We will never forget. We will never surrender. 🖖
Thought I clicked on the Halloween episode by accident haha! That shirt is... amazing, I love it so much. I think I need to get one of those puppies for myself.
I used to pet sit and I've had experiences like this lol. This one rich lady sometimes her daughter would be there and would have already scooped the litter boxes and I'm like "This is my job???"
Been going through it for the last month but especially this week and am so grateful for this pod. I know it’ll make me laugh and be able to see the light in things, even if only for the length of the video. This pod is so ridiculous in the best and greatest way 💐
I had to pause the video when the first caller said they were dogsitting Leonbergers because holy cow they are phenomenal dogs. I worked at a family friend's farm who bred them and they are actual bear cubs who are gentle giants, 10/10 would recommend dogwatching them for rich people, just know that you will be amassed in fur.
There are three options with the dog sitting story: 1. The parents do have a son and expected him to be there but forgot to mention it. 2. The parents do have a son but are he is NOT supposed be there because he has moved out or been kicked out. 3. The parents do not have a son so he's definately NOT supposed to be there. Options 1 and 2 are the most likely, but in case it's option 2 or 3, she should totally covertly snap a photo of him and send it to the parents. My money's on option 2 honestly. She should definately NOT ask the son how long he is going to be there because if he is a threat she won't want him to know she's concerned.
omg so agree on the cringe part, my ex best friend used to tell me about her and her friends talking about me and calling me cringe. to my face!! who does that!
I️ gotta say, this is one of those times where it’s painfully obvious that cis men don’t deal with the same safety concerns as women. She should NOT talk to the “son” first. She knows nothing about this strange man who just showed up at the house, doesn’t know if he’s volatile or has access to weapons. & He clearly knows the house better than she does. Not the best advice.
I'm thinking it was implied that she knew he was the son, probably from family pics or something. I mean it's a weird situation all around, but not everything is a true crime podcast story
@@victreebel170 I️ agree with you that not everything is a true crime podcast story. I️ work in the criminal justice field and understand that random violent crime is not as common as we think. However, I️ still don’t think it’s wise to engage with a stranger you are randomly in a house with when you don’t know anything about them. And don’t get me wrong, I️ love Miles. But it’s also helpful to remember that people have different lived experiences when they are giving advice
Caller one should ask for a bonus for babysitting the kid and his friend. No, actually she should tell the parents in case he throws a party or breaks something and she gets blamed!
I also will say about things being called "cringy" reddit really made me hate the term cringe, i just remember seeing things get called cringe that are not cringe and it's weird.
also for the first one, no one has addressed this yet, but whats the point of her dog sitting if the son and gf are there, i know maybe the parents don't know, but that's weird the whole point of dog sitting is no one else is there to do it.
The son is probably an idiot/inattentive, or they hired her before realizing he’d be there and still wanted her to get the paycheck she was counting on. I used to babysit for a couple and the husband was home about 90% of the time I was there, the wife just didn’t trust him to take care of the baby alone (but 18 year old me was!) soooo stuff like that definitely happens.
but i know what it might be, this kid didn't want his parents to force him to house sit george and pearl, so he wants to be there without the responsibility
Belinda most likely won’t see this, but wanted to share anyway. It sounds unhinged, but my spouse and i told each other “i love you” 2 weeks in, and we’ve been together for almost 7 years - married for 2. If it feels right, keep with it, but if it DOESN’T, it’s totally fine to gtfo. TRUST YOUR GUT 🖤
My question about the sleep talker....... does he say anything else besides sweet nothings about you? Doesn't the average sleep talker say the most random stuff? If he doesn't I would 100% think that he is doing it intentionally either out of anxiety of been rejected.
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the lore of miles and jay sleeping in beds next to each other for a summer is killing me
permanent sleepover
‘miles, miles…..who do you like?’
The outrage at 27:26 at the guy not offering to share the garlic bread was perfect, another absolutely flawless episode all around
Is she sure the dog owners have a son? True crime brain is wondering if he's squatting or something
Oh my GOD
The entire time I’m like “what if they don’t allow their son around and he’s stealing the shit with someone to blame also on the premises”
@@hayleyhellbound9513 yeah exactly, i felt like he might have been taking the opportunity to blame her, she def has to tell the dog owners about this like right away
That’s EXACTLY where my brain went! 😰
I'm dying at the juxtaposition between their potential explanations and this thread. Truly a man v woman moment😂😂😂 Also, I'm not making fun of anyone here, I am a woman and I was also sketched out by this potential. There are plenty of rich families who cut off unstable children who are just waiting for an "in."
She should absolutely narc. There’s just too many safety concerns and general uncomfortable vibes in that situation.
Sorry I’m showing my age but what the flying fadoodle is NARC? Narcotics doesn’t make sense.
@@dahleeah3167it’s like tattletale
@@dahleeah3167 you’re actually really close! its short for narcotics agent, or at least it used to be. Naturally the term was then shifted from meaning that literally to being the shorthand for a police informant. Now its used interchangeably with snitch, rat, tattle etc
It’s his actual house tho
@@mmmm-co4dche doesn’t live there anymore
i love how there was no real intro here - just two pals giggling for 10 minutes . my kind of content
update - outro is just as good
Dog babysitter: I wouldn’t hire you again to watch my animals and house again if you didn’t tell me there was an unexpected visitor who then stays at the house. He might not even be there kid lol
I thought the same thing! Like were there family photos he was in or something? I wouldn’t believe him just off the bat. Probably have even gone inside before calling the owners
That was my first thought. Seems so weird the way he's going about things. For all she knows it could be a teenager that just knows the family to know that they were leaving for a vacation.
This pod is peak listen to while washing the dishes core
it is an absolute honor
They have never been cleaner 🧼
I listen to this while on my exercise bike.
I love that they speak with the same cadence, true friendship
LITERALLY WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
My first thought about the first caller who’s dog sitting was… how does she know that he’s actually the son? I think it was entirely a safety issue. She showed up to a house that was supposed to be empty and a random young guy is in the house claiming to be the son… 🚩
right?! like at least check 😭
My boy Miles is giving Halloween in January with that fit
pumpkin jack o’lantern looking man
I think it’s safe to say we NEED a dog sitter update 😂 ‼️
as someone who does overnight catsitting, DEFINITELY narc, for all of the things Miles said but also liability wise if you leave the house + the dogs in a certain condition and then the son does something (like throws a party, or leaves the door unlocked/open and a dog runs away) then you could be held liable
The "son" not offering the garlic bread was the nail in the coffin for me. We need an update!
Such an easy snack to share, too 🤧
In no way can I imagine a woman having a strange man she doesn’t know living in the house she’s staying at and that be ok.
If you CARE about your own safety tell ur boss like omg???
Love Jay for insisting that it’s weird all the way around ❤
That loud pop in the ear story was freaking hilarious! I’ve definitely been on both ends of that situation 😂
The energy of this episode and the dynamic was so good. Like laughing at a sleepover at the end.
the vibes are always immaculate when jay is on the pod
at no point when describing “the incident” did i guess what jay was gonna do
Belinda, not to freak you out but ten years ago a new boyfriend was telling me he loved me in his sleep..and now we’re married with 2 kids. You’ve been warned 🤷🏻♀️
Number one should def Narc. How do you know that he is their son and not just some rando?? Girl you should have double checked with the people that hired you.
Totally totally. I would have called them and said, "There's some guy in the house??"
Happy New Year! The dynamic duo is back! Shoutout to our Anxiety King, Lord Jay Putnam 👑
Jay and Miles are one of my favourite combos 😂
“It was not that traumatising.” is going to be a GIF.
this is my kind of content, just so wholesome, feels more like hanging out with two of your friends, just so comforting
The last four minutes of this made me feel much better about a situation that's been gnawing at my insides for a few weeks. I didn't want to say hi to someone that I knew, but decided to. Went up to them, said 'hi how's it going?" and they literally said 'you were mean to me before so it'll take some time to get over'. In that incident (and I know it sounds so innocuous and small, but I get in my head a lot) opening my circle sent me into a spiral of self-doubt. HOWEVER, hearing you talk about people in your life that are good at engaging people and how much you both make it seem like you admire that quality in someone has helped me heal from that interaction. Thanks!
The say less bit in the outro had me cackling
Was looking for this comment loool 😂
Miles out here being a persimmon. I love it.
I enjoy seeing people laugh together. Thanks for that! I also liked the casual long-boy stretch to reach the light sensor. Another great episode. Thanks, Miles & Jay! This podcast makes my life better.
gotta say if i were dogsitting and their son showed up i would be, frankly, mortified and unable to exist
Awww, Belinda and her guy are so sweet and adorable! I'm rooting for them !
me too!!
Miles, my rival in christ, you have evolved. So have we. It's truly fascinating to see such a mental giant take such leaps beyond their homeworld of the sound we shant speak of. For years it has haunted the nether realm, and it may no longer. However, we have come across our greatest foe yet, the noise of....record scratches... Although the sound can be quite fitting, your ill-fitted attempts at appropriating such noises to affect their abilities across the sound waves in which gather in my ear for my ear hole to listen to, 2 is too many. 12 is far too many. For Miles, you have gone too far.
We will never forget. We will never surrender.
🖖
Thought I clicked on the Halloween episode by accident haha! That shirt is... amazing, I love it so much. I think I need to get one of those puppies for myself.
my cat is FREAKING OUT over the "werewolf" sounds 🤣
WOOOO happy new years, perfectionists!!!!
Absolutely had to come over from Spotify just to get the visual element of the intro.
I'm only 13 minutes in and I'm already HOWLING. I freaking love when Jay is a guest on PP!
I used to pet sit and I've had experiences like this lol. This one rich lady sometimes her daughter would be there and would have already scooped the litter boxes and I'm like "This is my job???"
😂 my cat just came running into the room after your impression. Shes so confused.
it was so realistic lmao
Wow way to start off the year Miles! 10 out of 10
you and your hot friend have fire chemistry. 🤙
This was my favorite episode in a while…no cap
“I feel hot-I feel hot the way I’m dancing”
WRITE THAT DOWN
There's something about the episodes with Jay or Eric Striffler - whenever they are in, it's just hilarious and so nonsensical, I love it 😂❤
Been going through it for the last month but especially this week and am so grateful for this pod. I know it’ll make me laugh and be able to see the light in things, even if only for the length of the video. This pod is so ridiculous in the best and greatest way 💐
This podcast was insanely funny and made me so happy 😂. Say less
first ep of 2024 with JAY??? HAPPY FRICKIN NEW YEARRRRR
jay and miles have such great chemistry, it's so unique!
I had to pause the video when the first caller said they were dogsitting Leonbergers because holy cow they are phenomenal dogs. I worked at a family friend's farm who bred them and they are actual bear cubs who are gentle giants, 10/10 would recommend dogwatching them for rich people, just know that you will be amassed in fur.
Starting off the show, Miles that shirt is truly fabulous and you look confidant and fun in it
damn. the worst thing i’ve ever done in my sleep was randomly yell “shut up” to my dad
My crush on Jay continues
I had a dream last night that Miles invited me to be on the podcast but only the platinum one
Glad I'm not the only one having weird parasocial dreams about RUclipsrs 😂😂😂
The energy is immaculate what perfect silly people 🥰💯
HOLY FLUFF I HAVE A LEONBERGER AND HES MY BESTEST BOI and yeah, he's 156lbs of love ❤️
Also miles great job being in silent pain
Y'all are precious
Me in Australia listening to Miles' story: dude, why didn't you get checked to see if you need stitches?
My brain: 'Murica
the ben and emil shoutout at the end YES!!!! please bring them back if you can, we love pay pigs!!!
Miles, you're looking dapper!
This is my favorite ever Get Real segment. It'll keep me coming back to this episode for years to come. I'd also like to say less. 😂
I feel like I learned so much vocab in this ep will def be saying “bedraggled” all the time
I want jay to be a permenant member it’s like two miles I love it
loved the shirt, probably the highlight, 10/10 episode
The title is giving raunchy version of ‘Macbeth’ except it’s sleep-talking instead of sleep-walking.
idk what this brand of man is but I think it’s my type
My guy JAY P and Miles’ dynamic is just 🤌 Also the sleep talker defensiveness after kinda waking is sooooo real
Miles how could u not put the dog pic on the screen. What does this rich ppl's dog look like!
The anecdote about Jay sleeptalking made me belly laugh, my cheeks hurt!
There are three options with the dog sitting story:
1. The parents do have a son and expected him to be there but forgot to mention it.
2. The parents do have a son but are he is NOT supposed be there because he has moved out or been kicked out.
3. The parents do not have a son so he's definately NOT supposed to be there.
Options 1 and 2 are the most likely, but in case it's option 2 or 3, she should totally covertly snap a photo of him and send it to the parents. My money's on option 2 honestly. She should definately NOT ask the son how long he is going to be there because if he is a threat she won't want him to know she's concerned.
This Get Real segment was a STRUGGLE 😂
That was such a good Be Real. Thank you guys
The orange shirt is 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥
omg so agree on the cringe part, my ex best friend used to tell me about her and her friends talking about me and calling me cringe. to my face!! who does that!
I would 100% narc on the house sitting guest... I'm not bunking with strangers
The point as a dance move is so smart, Miles!
why does jay have such good style
Probably best episode to watch high, hands down, no cap. SAY LESS! 😂 dead.
Best Get Real segment yet. #SayLess
I️ gotta say, this is one of those times where it’s painfully obvious that cis men don’t deal with the same safety concerns as women. She should NOT talk to the “son” first. She knows nothing about this strange man who just showed up at the house, doesn’t know if he’s volatile or has access to weapons. & He clearly knows the house better than she does. Not the best advice.
I'm thinking it was implied that she knew he was the son, probably from family pics or something. I mean it's a weird situation all around, but not everything is a true crime podcast story
@@victreebel170 I️ agree with you that not everything is a true crime podcast story. I️ work in the criminal justice field and understand that random violent crime is not as common as we think. However, I️ still don’t think it’s wise to engage with a stranger you are randomly in a house with when you don’t know anything about them.
And don’t get me wrong, I️ love Miles. But it’s also helpful to remember that people have different lived experiences when they are giving advice
Caller one should ask for a bonus for babysitting the kid and his friend. No, actually she should tell the parents in case he throws a party or breaks something and she gets blamed!
Awww Belinda is so cuteee ❤️ I hope she’s happy
I have a crush on jay in his cardigan to be real
the first call is a good plot for a rom com between suzanna and freshman. or a slasher too ! the dogs stay intact tho for gods sake
Them calling Leonbergers Lee-ahh-n bergers is so funny 😂😂😂 Lee-uhnberger, they're not named after Leon 😂😂😂
We love vodka sauce
I also will say about things being called "cringy" reddit really made me hate the term cringe, i just remember seeing things get called cringe that are not cringe and it's weird.
Miles looking like he’s going to kids choice awards 😎 what a hottie
I'm still searching for that sound cloud singer. Lmao
also for the first one,
no one has addressed this yet,
but whats the point of her dog sitting if the son and gf are there,
i know maybe the parents don't know,
but that's weird the whole point of dog sitting is no one else is there to do it.
The son is probably an idiot/inattentive, or they hired her before realizing he’d be there and still wanted her to get the paycheck she was counting on. I used to babysit for a couple and the husband was home about 90% of the time I was there, the wife just didn’t trust him to take care of the baby alone (but 18 year old me was!) soooo stuff like that definitely happens.
"we gotta start saying chao more!" .....the eye roll we all simultaneously did .. smh
Dressing like a tomato? Tomato’s aren’t orange haha they’re red 😂 silly goose
There are tomatoes of many colors, including bright orange. Probably like more red in person tho
big uncle roger energy Myles on the fit !!
but i know what it might be, this kid didn't want his parents to force him to house sit george and pearl, so he wants to be there without the responsibility
I FUCKING LOVE LEONBERGERS
35:26 this is so reminiscent of the time I had a boyfriend that would whisper similar things in my ear while I slept after we’d been dating for a week
But like the sane version
Belinda most likely won’t see this, but wanted to share anyway.
It sounds unhinged, but my spouse and i told each other “i love you” 2 weeks in, and we’ve been together for almost 7 years - married for 2. If it feels right, keep with it, but if it DOESN’T, it’s totally fine to gtfo. TRUST YOUR GUT 🖤
Please have Joyce Louis-Jean as a guest
My question about the sleep talker....... does he say anything else besides sweet nothings about you? Doesn't the average sleep talker say the most random stuff? If he doesn't I would 100% think that he is doing it intentionally either out of anxiety of been rejected.
Miles looks like a dope character in a thriller with that cool shirt.
Anyone else think of that long long man commercial when they talked about dancing? 😂
NO WAY i have the same exact dream all the time-running from homeless john hurt
Not everyone is on the same vibe as you sometimes we shell ourselves off is to protect our energy