who the F**K ate my truffle pasta?? (w/ Carl Tart) | Perfect Person Ep. 71
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Carl Tart joins the show to take calls about white lies on a first date, a truecrime whodunnit about a truffle pasta, and what happens when your best friends mom dates your ex.
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Miles is an internet creator, comedian, and podcast producer, known for his work at The Try Guys, on The TryPod, as a commentator on Pretty Much It, and for being real cool
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Sometimes these callers need to be told the blunt truth, such as "why would anyone care whether or not you have your driver's licence, this is in fact a non-problem"
Miles I’d like to formally petition for an obnoxiously large palm frond to be used whenever the motion sensor light goes off - you keep it stationed at your chair to waft dramatically towards the light when it goes out
I second this👏👏👏
Third signature on the petition 😂
fourth!!!
fifth!
Love this idea!
Hi everyone I am salon 😂 thank you for your comments!! Also, they are married as of Friday the 13 😅
That's embarrassing for her..
Oh my god, i can't believe it! Stay the heck away from her as much as you can, something's not right with that woman! I hope the younger guy is OK
At this point it's none of your buisness. As everyone has mentioned how embarrassing for her 😬 but like your friend needs to have a serious conversation with her mother.
Oh my god
@@a_o011agreed!
as a woman that just turned 28, 'old hag' broke me lmao
😂
Youre telling me thing 2 just HAPPENED to book a plane right after this pasta went missing??
I guess I’m just a horrible person cause I’d keep that drivers license lie to myself til our 10yr wedding anniversary 😅
"The Lady doth protest too much...That sounds like some protest to me" dead 💀
If I’ve learned anything from crime shows it’s that the suspect always inserts themselves into the investigation 👀
The double “oohhh” to the best friend’s mom thing was pure gold.
now that the couch is gone every time it cuts to the wide shot i feel like they are sitting sooo close together. like they are playing footsie!
I am now hyper aware of this 😅😂
London reminds me of the college kids I saw outside of a bar on Halloween. I am 27 and I was with some friends and we were walking into a pub that had 30-50 yo patrons at the bar and a girl wearing a sexy riding hood costume was yelling at her friend, “I don’t want to go in there!!! There are OLD people at this bar.” I almost died 😂
Oh my god I forgot how much I LOVE Carl. He’s so fucking funny. Go listen to Olivia rodrigo? What? 😂😂😂😂
I absolutely loveee this guest his goals that he’s working on are literally the same as mine. I’m turning 32 on Monday and am finally able to cut off my toxic family for me because all I have had is me. I love this guest thanks for introducing us lol stay blessed
Happy early birthday!
@@bunnyfrosting1744 Aw thank you so much 😊!
London needs to check herself calling a 28 year old an older lady.
I interpreted it as “older than us” 😭
Right, roommate is an old hag but let's not body shame the boyfriend
i think she just meant in comparison to them
Carl Tart is a gem of a human!! Miles please look up Memphis Kansas Breeze if you've never heard it - Carl's singing is top notch
He sings a lot on XOXO Gossip Kings and its usually for a joke, and his gorgeous voice makes the joke even funnier lol
Miles im sure Josh from mythical would give you a sandwich history class🎉
He would also make an excellent guest on the show!
@@fullshewolf yes Josh is such a cluster of spectacular advice !
Manifesting this
Its wild bc I feel so old at 23 but being 28 is definitely young in my head. I cannot fathom thinking that 28 is the equivalent of middle aged lol.
Carl is a delight! I hope he comes back.
I’m a simple guy: I see Carl Tart on a podcast, I immediately click on it
The fart call , she also said they broke up with him because he farted and didn’t get her a Xmas gift so I’m sure he has red flags. It’s not just a farting problem. Lol
Miles your advice was sound & good I was just soooo distracted by my surroundings (also love that this podcast was posted the WEEK we broke up LOL) -fart girl
He did fart around me once before we broke up though!
was it as bad as the ex gfs were making it seem?
@@goldenglove99yes absolutely foul
You dodged a stinky bullet lol something tells me from what you said about the argument with his former ex (he told you the fart brought up how he didn’t buy her a Christmas present) that there was a lot more wrong with him than just his bowels 😂
The first caller: girl, you're only a few months away from your license! And you're not driving with him in the car. Do exactly what Miles said and turn it into a silly joke later, after you got your license. I know why it's bothering you, especially if you really like the guy, but try not to fixate on it too much as long as you been honest with him about everything else!
I also laughed my ass off at the whole Old Hag/Thing 1/Thing 2 mystery . Too funny!
The last call, HOLY SHIT! Theres some weird shit going on with that mom! I like older men and typically date within a 10-20 age gap from myself, but i'm definitely older and know my taste, but even I wouldn't do what that woman's doing!
I'm pretty sure Blueberry is a guy based on talking about the relationship being a gay relationship. Or at least just not a girl.
Huh, you may be right, Miles did call her She, so it may have added to confusion. So i'm not sure?@@adventureinthesea
look as long as the guys you’re dating didn’t literally know you when you were a minor, i think you’re good. i feel like that’s what makes the situation so weird
this is the only thing i look forward to every week
calling a character from a call “old hag” is craaazy
Totally think it was Thing one. She texted off group chat. Seemed like she was the one wanting the most information. Or was the boyfriend of the roommate.
I think Thing 1 is the person with the boyfriend over and one or both of them ate the pasta and are trying to cover it up
If he doesn't buy you a Christmas present, you don't have to put up with his farts 45:28
The fact that we aren't all demanding Iffy & Karl on for Miles Court - that's the judgment from a perfect person we need.
miles doesnt wanna say it but that friends mom groomed that ex boyfriend... she knew him at 16!!! maybe legal where you are but very weird
I'm less than 60 seconds in and can already tell this will be a great episode
Carl Tart dream guest. this is my super bowl
Miles: detective, judge, jury, and executioner. Abolish the death penalty - except for when pasta is involved.
I know we were clowning on the white lotus theme song request, but Sofi Tukker actually has a great house remix of that theme song that would've been perfect for a DJ
Only a minute or so in, and the line about “I’m usually not challenged”. I’m CACKLING😂
Edit: at 31, I’ve learned that I am an old hag
the Ify callout! He would be such a good guest.
yeah he'd be so great!!
i would love him as a guest in general but ALSO he needs to come on if only to respond to the allegations against him bc shitting in another person's bathroom is wild
The first caller definitely cannot keep it to the grave if it’s already haunting them
Yeah I don’t get the big deal is with just telling the partner lol
Omg I loved this episode. You gotta bring Carl back at some point because he was an absolute pleasure.
Carl made me burst out laughing all throughout the episode, what a funny guy!
The flatmate stealing food triggered me so bad. In my final year at university I had a similar situation but I was broke and living in overpriced accommodation with people with rich parents. I complained 3 times about it as I didn't have money to replace it. I ended up moving but the nicer people in the flat told me a month later they found out who it was as he started stealing their stuff.
Love Carl Tart!! Such a great guest and energy for this episode. 😂
I totally relate to the drivers license lie, sometimes it's so easy to just say yes to questions like that when you're nervous. I told an almost identical lie and later ended up marrying the guy I told it to. I then completely forgot about it until we were getting car insurance together and he needed to know what year I got my license. It's okay girl! ❤
What a fun guest! I'm totally checking out that Gossip Girl podcast
Do it!!! I've never watched Gossip Gir, and have no desire to, not my thing lol. However, Carl and his co-host Lamar are truly gems and you'll laugh so hard! Listen to grown men talk about the crazy things the "teenagers" are doing is seriously such a day brightener!
@@alyssaferry600 do you know where I can find the podcast? I tried searching 'Carl Tart' on RUclips but couldn't find his podcast 💔
@@miss_aylaHey! idk if you found it already but it's the channel "XOXO, Gossip Kings" :D
I’ve been laughing about “protein shits hit different” for the past 2 hours!
Carl’s cool af for knowing what yakult is
Justice for the White Lotus theme song girl
LOVED Carl and yalls chemistry. Great episode!
rare 4 call episode let's go
i just got to the final call why the hell was the truffle pasta used for the title
😊
I don’t know the guest but I really like him! He has great energy and advice. Bring him back pls! 🙏🏼
Miles please never change this format or the amazing guests. Carl is perfect
CARL TART! Love him on Grand Crew! 🙌🏾❤️
That last call is too relatable as someone whose mom is like that 😩
Miles i literally started another video that I’ve been meaning to watch. Saw you uploaded and quite literally could not stop thinking about the fact that you uploaded. Stopped the video 2 minutes in and just went to watch yours.
No thoughts just “miles uploaded” 😂
honestly feels great to know that miles has a black dude in his life willing to deadpan hit him with a "how so?" points there fs lol hopping fellow POC agree
Listening to this as I chase my tiny flock of chickens to medicate them. 😂💕
AW THIS MADE ME SMILE
ALSO I HOPE THEYRE OKAY
Are the chickens normal sized? How tiny is the flock? I'm weirdly invested.
@@LongRiverOtter I have 15 right now, they're my first chickens! I got them this spring. I have 5 regular sized ones, 7 silkies which are small and floofy (please go Google silkie chicken, it'll make your day!), and I recently got 3 silver sebrights! The sebrights are SO TINY! They're like parrot sized! One of my silkies is a rooster, and so is one of my sebrights. They're all just now starting to lay their first eggs and it's so fun! I don't even eat eggs! 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤣
@@rayrunn Thank you!! They got worms from the wild birds who come to the yard, so I had to give dewormer for the first time. 😝🤣
You can’t convince me caller #2 wasn’t Anna Delvey
London over explaining her very common accent and journey shared by probably millions of third culture kids was so charming. I probably know about 100 girls with that exact journey give our take a few years difference in the moves.. idk why she thought anybody would be able to identify her 🤣
The second this comes on im captivated every time. The chemistry in this conversation though is immense and i love the ~vibes~
My husband farted in front of me approximately 3 days into dating 😂
This has become my new fav episode
I’m sorry I’m 9 minutes in and laughing out loud. WHITE LOTUS THEME SONG!!!!!hahahahaha
all of my perfect person and comedy bang bang fans MAKE SOME FREAKING NOISE!!!!!!!!!
Currently dealing with food theft at work from my own desk. The fucking AUDACITY of supposed ADULTS. UGHHH.
I walked into the break room at an old job and found a coworker sitting there eating my lasagna. Like hello 😂😂😂
@@rayrunn What happened?!
Damn, first Gabrus, now Cart Tart? Major snaps!
Blueberry is so adorable omg
miles!!!!!!! come visit Rochester PLEASE!!!!!! do college shows!!! perfect person live!!!!!
Calling 28 "old" is actually so insane
Have Carl back! He was great!!?
I absolutely LOVED Carl as a guest pls bring him back on PP
Listening as a 28 year old 🥲
SAME
If it makes you feel any better, i'm 42 so i'm definitely an old hag 😂
Food stealing was the largest issue I ran into when I had 3 roommates. That and 3 of us liked the thermostat set at 68, and the other liked coming out and setting it at 76.
omg clicked before i listened and made truffle pasta last night - I'd be pissed too if someone ate mine! 😫
Calling the 28 yo roommate old hag was triggering
“Triggering” is a pretty strong word for something like this. Have you gone to therapy for this?
Same lol! I'm 28 and turn 29 in two days, and I was close friends with people this age and into their early 30s when I was 23. It's a maturity thing for a 23 year old to look at a 28 year old and think they're so much older or different in some way.
Also, to clarify, I don't think it makes a 23 year old immature if they don't have older friends, and I also recognize that the 28 year old roommate asked the caller and her friends to quiet down at 10:30 on a Saturday night, which obviously had an impact on the caller's perception of said 28 year old. But I also think Miles and Carl had every right to make the little sarcastic jabs they did about the 5 year age gap being so huge since the caller originally framed things with that sort of tone.
@@jennyw5904have you ever heard of a joke?
@@livjm them using “old hag” was a joke in the first place. “Triggering” isn’t something you should joke about, especially with strangers on the internet.
After this episode I immediately went to gossip kings too and it is now one of my other favorite podcasts
OMG Medianoche's are SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I need that girl to really pressure her boyfriend into farting in front of her and then instantly ghost him forever
I love Carl wow
I am 28 years old and tbf my body does feel like that of an old hags, so I can’t even be angry
Miles while you're working through Headgum podcast hosts, you GOTTA get Kevin T. Porter on the pod.
I usually listen to the podcast on Spotify but sometimes I click on the RUclips link too just so Miles gets those numbaaaas
I am so late to the party, but I definitely omitted the fact that I lacked a driver's license from a romantic prospect till long long after I had secured that license and got my man. In fact I left out that detail till we'd been married, maybe a year? 😂
carl is such a funny guy! I'm glad that i know he exists now : )
lmao, hotboxing before a podcast
Just started PT for my shoulders which have been fucked up as long as I can remember, would 10/10 recommended
really buried the lead putting the pasta as the title
i will say, it's a joke/stereotype thing in the gay community to not know how to drive or have your drivers license. so it's possible blueberry's man was asking in that context?
Damn now I’m craving a medianoche lol
we LOVE the medianoche in miami 🥰
loooooovvvveee carl. give him a mic and 30 hours of my time fR
not the yakult recommendation lol
Give me the history of sandwiches
Hey Miles! Loved the episode! Just so you know, I don't think the uncommon goods sponsor link is working? Or at least I couldn't get it to work for me
Keep the cameo style telephone. Good show.
Davinky
I loved grand cru. Was so bummed it got cancelled
funniest intro to date
Jesus, a 28 year old is "old hag"?! I'm 35, what am I 😂😂
When I was in college, I remember that people in their 30s and 40s were pretty indistinguishable to me. Now that I'm 33, I've just accepted that I'm truly into my "community elder" years at my local gay bar 😂🧡🫡
You really need to have the Ned's Declassified pod crew on here. They'd eat this shit right up
Rough episode for 28 year olds lol
38:24
The howling rusty gate noise is never not funny
100% partners need to be comfortable in front of each other, but if the ex was upset about it happening during sex and not getting a christmas present, there was other things going on in his previous relationship that he is either oblivious of or avoiding by blaming the farts. idk doesn't sound like it's just that they are rancid af