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First caller said her relationship is a few months old. She shouldn't have even met this child yet, let alone be expected to take over communication with the ex. Sounds like bf doesn't want to be an active parent, at least where the ex is involved.
He is on Smosh (youtube channel) as well as their other channels Smosh pit and Smosh games. He is also a voice actor. He was also on the Disney channel back in the day.
Welcome to the club ! He streams on Twitch and he's a cast member and producer on the RUclips channel Smosh so you have plenty of content to look into ❤
Realizing the difference between smosh's and second try's humor codes. Smosh "yes, and" real hard a joke can go forever. Meanwhile, second try will do the awkward pause or awkward noise to exclaim on a joke. Both work so well!
The wrongest part of the first story for me is not that the caller has to deal with the ex (tho that is horrible) but that it's the THREE year old who is hearing her mom say awful things about someone she cares for. That is 100% unacceptable in my eyes.
oh god i hope the mom at least has the decency not to say that stuff in front of the kid, though i doubt she has that kind of tact from the sound of it
They should not be allowing the daughter to call her mom. It should be a redirect. It's super inappropriate and she's only been around a few months. The ex is that little girl's mother no matter what and it's disrespectful. It's also antagonizing the situation unnecessarily.
I'd like an April's fool episode where people just call in with their funny embarrassing stories and you just giggle so much that you need to piss your pants and gotta find a pool STAT.
so glad the piss story has become part of the rotation of stories along with sarah’s feet pic surprise party and miles’s roommate telling him go to sleep
Don’t ever be friends with someone hoping they’ll realize how great you are and date you. It’s the worst feeling knowing that when you realize they still don’t want you, you just drop them and stop being friends with them like it’s nothing. It sucks. And you suck if you do that. It’s selfish and if they find out most likely they’re gonna like you less. Edit: also saying “hey just so you know if you need someone to talk to I’m here regardless of the fact that I like you. I’ll leave you alone but I’m here for u if you need me” and then LEAVING them alone. Is 100% an ok thing to say
Pro tip ladies, if (god forbid) you ever piss yourself in public, apologize and say you have a UTI! UTIs can cause you to pee yourself and many people would be less inclined to judge you. It may even have been better for her to stick around instead of running away. If she went to a worker, told them what happened using the UTI excuse, and went to their bathroom to clean up, I bet the friend she was with and the walmart workers would have had a lot more respect for her lmao
DAMIEN NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HE IS MY FAV TALKER,, literally there's not a lot of people that I would listen to despite the content as I would with him. He is so polite, So demure and so wiseee !!! We Love You Damien. Keep on talking.
For the first caller: it's absolutely wonderful to have a good relationship with your ex and his spouse when kids are involved. It is possible. BUT, it can't truly happen until both parties have moved on with their lives and no longer have romantic feelings for that person.
No one here is talking about how she has only been with this bf for a couple months but is “so close” to the daughter and has painted and redid a bedroom for her? Mom saying “playing house” isn’t that far fetched in my opinion.
Yes, why aren’t more people talking about the fact that they’ve been dating for a couple months and the daughter is already calling her mom?? If they break up it’s going to be devastating and so confusing for that little girl.
@@kylefeely1355yes!! I just commented this and found these replies.. its kuh-raaaaazy to be called mom after a few months and claim the ex was the only narcissist
Really glad to see this thread. Even with older kids, I have some pretty firm rules about how long I have to be involved with someone before I even want to be mentioned as existing in someone's life to that kid!! I take Parenthood very seriously which is why I don't have kids of my own yet... I'm not interested in being some passing ship in the night in some poor kids life
Honestly the whole thing about learning to be yourself & not try to constantly appeal to everyone is so helpful. I relate a lot to Damien and seeing him flourish as himself has been really kind of cathartic, if that's the right word? Like sometimes I find myself halfway cringing (lovingly) because I'm like "oh if i were there i would have not said anything" but then i realize im having a fear response on his behalf and actually it was fine and beyond that, good and cool of him to talk abt his experiences and thoughts!
I love Damien! I can’t pick a “favorite member of Smosh”, but I’ll say that Damien is an integral part of what makes Smosh amazing to me and why I hyperfixate on it so much 😂❤
I’ve been inspired by a lot of people in my life creatively but Damien is the first person who inspired me to take better care of myself and I learned to be proactively kind to myself from him.
Damien is one of my favorite people in the entire world. So introspective, so wise, & so genuinely funny. I also loved that he slipped into a VA voice as soon as the music came on in the last segment. But it was still so so real & intelligent. Miles, PLEASE have him on again!
There's something about Perfect Person that just feels so wholesome and I love it. They never judge the callers, provide validation, and genuine advice while keeping it comedic and fun.
That first caller needs to not have someone else’s child call her “mom”. Especially having dated less than a year. Damien literally compliments her “emotional intelligence” but she fails to realize what she is doing to that kid. I’m willing to bet that she and her boyfriend have broken up. The only person losing is the child.
I think a lot of what Damien is talking about is limerance as well. I fall hard for people and its obsessive and all-encompassing, and requires a lot of self restraint to not be a creep or ass
I started my period when i was really young and was so thankful that the "lost and found"( usually just hand-me-downs from the consignment store) always had jeans of any size i was a plus size kid and the pants were way too long but it helped me from running around in bloody jeans all day
This video literally made my week. Longtime Miles Nation member, just actually found Damien like two weeks ago through a random Reddit story read video suggested to me by RUclips. Grateful to see this fun and intelligent collab.
This is my first time seeing this channel but I know who Mr. Haas is. I'm subscribed to the Smosh channel and watch it regularly. Damian seems like a genuinely good person. He comes off as very intelligent and well rounded. Definitely someone anyone could have an intellectual conversation with, a serious conversation, or getting advice from and you would come out of it feeling better. People like that are hard to find. I need to watch this channel more. I definitely enjoyed it.
First story just off the bat: dad shouldn't be allowing the daughter to call her mom. The girlfriend has only been around a few months in their lives. And the daughter is only 4. Super inappropriate.
late to the party, but i peed myself at a music festival in Hungary while Justin Bieber was singing Baby. i tried booking it to the bathrooms but it was too late. i was so angry at myself in the moment but it's now my funniest story to tell. love the show and was stoked to see Damien!
Wild that it took Damien being on a non-Smosh set for me to realize more and more how much of an anime character he's been turning into. :o E-boy cybergoth indeed.
so glad that im not the only one who has damien haas bits rotating around in their head rent free like truly the amount of vocal stims that come from this man is wild
I think the main problem with piss girl is the coworker's friends probably had to clean up her piss in the walmart. If I watched someone piss in my friend's place of work and then run away without taking any sort of accountability for it, I would not want to be friends with that person.
This is honestly the first time I reacted when I saw the podcast pop up on my home page. Damien!!! Ahhhhh! Just started listening so I'm looking forward to the rest lol.
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Now Miles just needs to be on Smosh Reddit Stories and I can die happy
And Shane needs to be invited onto this show 😅
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Oh my god Miles would be an astounding guest on SMOSH Reddit Stories.
why can’t we @ pages here, youtube needs to start stealing better features
I NEED DAMIEN TO BE A RECURRING GUEST!! 🙌
Yes pls
LOVE HIM
ikr he was incredible
Ya he’s so funny
YES PLEASE
Let's rotate through to whole Smosh cast for Perfect Person. I feel like Shayne would love this too. So excited for this!
i’d love an angela episode! i think it would be so chaotic it would be amazing 🤣🤣🤣
@AlexandriaSimos Yes! Angela, Amanda, Chanse, Noah, and Shayne I feel like would all thrive here 😂
Shayne pulling out the psychology degree, he'd be great at this
I agree Shayne would be great on here!
@@AlexandriaSimosI’ve got good news for you 😂😂
I think Damien might be the Perfect Guest.
I really like Damien when he is able to showcase how intelligent, thoughtful, and well spoken he is. I wish that was utilized more on Smosh.
His reddit episodes are such a breath of compassionate fresh air!
First caller said her relationship is a few months old. She shouldn't have even met this child yet, let alone be expected to take over communication with the ex. Sounds like bf doesn't want to be an active parent, at least where the ex is involved.
Damien is actually so so so smart and I really respect this added insight.
You two are so natural together and I love it
I have no idea who Damien is but he was SO engaging and quick and thoughtful and charming and now I have a new crush. Ugh.
He is on Smosh (youtube channel) as well as their other channels Smosh pit and Smosh games. He is also a voice actor. He was also on the Disney channel back in the day.
i have news for you - there's about 6 years worth of content on smosh for you to obsess over
Welcome to the club ! He streams on Twitch and he's a cast member and producer on the RUclips channel Smosh so you have plenty of content to look into ❤
I don’t know him either but liked him instantly
That's how it usually happens with Damien
Damien posesses an insane amount of knowledge on a variety of subjects from multi decades. He's so talented and also a genuinely caring human.
"insane amount of knowledge on a variety of subjects" that's the autism baybeeeeee (i say as a fellow autistic tehehe)
Damien is actually insanely wise. His advice is killer.
Damien needs their own podcast, "Damien Says". The emotional intellegence is soooooo attractive.
Realizing the difference between smosh's and second try's humor codes. Smosh "yes, and" real hard a joke can go forever. Meanwhile, second try will do the awkward pause or awkward noise to exclaim on a joke. Both work so well!
nail on the head!!
Second Try are comedians and Smosh are theatre kids
there’s a lot of [insert joke that doesn’t quite land] and then “(clicks tongue) uh… let’s cut to an ad” on the trypod
We like Damien please ask him to come back :)
The wrongest part of the first story for me is not that the caller has to deal with the ex (tho that is horrible) but that it's the THREE year old who is hearing her mom say awful things about someone she cares for. That is 100% unacceptable in my eyes.
oh god i hope the mom at least has the decency not to say that stuff in front of the kid, though i doubt she has that kind of tact from the sound of it
They should not be allowing the daughter to call her mom. It should be a redirect. It's super inappropriate and she's only been around a few months. The ex is that little girl's mother no matter what and it's disrespectful. It's also antagonizing the situation unnecessarily.
I'd like an April's fool episode where people just call in with their funny embarrassing stories and you just giggle so much that you need to piss your pants and gotta find a pool STAT.
Would love to
What an unexpected crossover.
But I could not be happier
Wet
Very unexpected but it makes sense
how? it literally could not make MORE sense that he’d be here💀
Miles picked the last call just so he could tell us about him pissing himself as a child again 😭
so glad the piss story has become part of the rotation of stories along with sarah’s feet pic surprise party and miles’s roommate telling him go to sleep
Damien is the perfect trifecta: Smooth radio voice, funny, wise. Please have him on again!
“Your safety is not contingent on how others feel about you” absolutely tore me up… I needed to hear that. Thank you Damien. Thank you.
damien is such a great and unexpected surprise! starting a (perfect) petition to get shayne topp next
Wait but these two... The chemistry? I hope this is not a one time thing!!
The first few minutes with these guys felt like an Olympic pingpong of topics and jokes 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t ever be friends with someone hoping they’ll realize how great you are and date you.
It’s the worst feeling knowing that when you realize they still don’t want you, you just drop them and stop being friends with them like it’s nothing. It sucks. And you suck if you do that.
It’s selfish and if they find out most likely they’re gonna like you less.
Edit: also saying “hey just so you know if you need someone to talk to I’m here regardless of the fact that I like you. I’ll leave you alone but I’m here for u if you need me” and then LEAVING them alone. Is 100% an ok thing to say
I just started watching so I don't know what this is in reference to but it feels directed at me
big brain advice
“I’ve never pissed myself in public” ok flex? Way to make the rest of us feel bad
"when you see stupid pants" ❤
Dying for this crossover. Now just get Angela and miles in the same room and I’ll die
Hope the ghost realm is in party mode right now 🎉
My dream situation is having meaningful discussions with Damien Haas.
I gasped when I saw Damian! This episode is gonna be awesome 🖤
This is so unexpected but I’ve never been more excited for anything in my life
Pro tip ladies, if (god forbid) you ever piss yourself in public, apologize and say you have a UTI! UTIs can cause you to pee yourself and many people would be less inclined to judge you. It may even have been better for her to stick around instead of running away. If she went to a worker, told them what happened using the UTI excuse, and went to their bathroom to clean up, I bet the friend she was with and the walmart workers would have had a lot more respect for her lmao
I love Damien! He really gives thoughtful feedback on situations. He's a pretty perfect person
I like that the first caller responded with Shut Up right after smosh fame was said whether it was conscious or not
damien needs to be a regular guest! you play off each other so well & it's perfect parts hilarious, earnest, and wise
This episode was made for me!!!!! I love when the Try Guys universe and Smosh universe overlap!
nothing will ever beat jackie’s try guys roast
SAME words colliding!!
I love Damien. I've been watching perfect person longer than smosh, but he is so real and wears his heart on his sleeve. What an amazing person!
Love how serious Damien took giving advice
DAMIEN NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HE IS MY FAV TALKER,, literally there's not a lot of people that I would listen to despite the content as I would with him. He is so polite, So demure and so wiseee !!! We Love You Damien. Keep on talking.
For the first caller: it's absolutely wonderful to have a good relationship with your ex and his spouse when kids are involved. It is possible. BUT, it can't truly happen until both parties have moved on with their lives and no longer have romantic feelings for that person.
No one here is talking about how she has only been with this bf for a couple months but is “so close” to the daughter and has painted and redid a bedroom for her? Mom saying “playing house” isn’t that far fetched in my opinion.
Yes, why aren’t more people talking about the fact that they’ve been dating for a couple months and the daughter is already calling her mom?? If they break up it’s going to be devastating and so confusing for that little girl.
@@kylefeely1355yes!! I just commented this and found these replies.. its kuh-raaaaazy to be called mom after a few months and claim the ex was the only narcissist
Really glad to see this thread. Even with older kids, I have some pretty firm rules about how long I have to be involved with someone before I even want to be mentioned as existing in someone's life to that kid!! I take Parenthood very seriously which is why I don't have kids of my own yet... I'm not interested in being some passing ship in the night in some poor kids life
I see Damien I watch it. Simple.
Gosh i hope we get to see Jordan Adika and/or Jarvis Johnson in those seats one day
Yessssss please
guess what?
this aged well
Favorite episode of the podcast so far! Damien is just such a joy of a person, and I'd love for him to be a reoccurring guest
Honestly the whole thing about learning to be yourself & not try to constantly appeal to everyone is so helpful. I relate a lot to Damien and seeing him flourish as himself has been really kind of cathartic, if that's the right word? Like sometimes I find myself halfway cringing (lovingly) because I'm like "oh if i were there i would have not said anything" but then i realize im having a fear response on his behalf and actually it was fine and beyond that, good and cool of him to talk abt his experiences and thoughts!
Damien needs a podcast! If for no other reason than because it’s so nice to hear from someone who has learned great ways to navigate anxiety. 😊
I’ve really come to admire Damien after videos where he is responding to deeper topics. He’s very smart and emotionally intelligent
Damien is my comfort person, for sure. He restores faith in humanity constantly.
i fucking love damien. his part at the end aboyt safety is something i so deeply needed to hear
I love that the boyfriend in the car was so chill about the whole situation lol
Damien brings such good energy, not to mention so much wisdom and humor. The chemistry between you two was amazing!
Miles needs to start selling greeting cards
This is actually perfect. The amount of times this man has suggested an oddly specific greeting card as a solution absolutely warrants some merch
love this idea and boosting this comment
They can go for miles
Omg I am so stoked for this combo. Worlds colliding lol
Miles, if you ever needed a permanent duo… this could be your advice dream team.
I love Damien! I can’t pick a “favorite member of Smosh”, but I’ll say that Damien is an integral part of what makes Smosh amazing to me and why I hyperfixate on it so much 😂❤
This was such a great combo! So playful and funny, but also really thoughfuI. Hope Damien comes back to the pod again!
Love this! As another recently diagnosed persona with ASD, this crossover made me so happy!
"It's gotta be Tummysire? Tummysi? Tummysire?" I'm dead.
I’ve been inspired by a lot of people in my life creatively but Damien is the first person who inspired me to take better care of myself and I learned to be proactively kind to myself from him.
Damien's _perfect_ for this. Also, something about the mic setup but the echo on Damien's voice 😍
Damien is one of my favorite people in the entire world. So introspective, so wise, & so genuinely funny. I also loved that he slipped into a VA voice as soon as the music came on in the last segment. But it was still so so real & intelligent. Miles, PLEASE have him on again!
There's something about Perfect Person that just feels so wholesome and I love it. They never judge the callers, provide validation, and genuine advice while keeping it comedic and fun.
First day of my adhd meds I've worked out for an hour, did all the dishes and here is my wonderful reward. I love these men so much 😢😂❤
"This isn't high school anymore, you can piss yourself in Walmart" 😂😂
Do not have time to watch right now but I am engaging to reward this behavior (guests I like)
I love damien, he’s a funny funny boy with interesting things to say, and I love when I see him on other shows!
Damien and Miles together is ICONIC
NO WAY!!! i was just watching a smosh video when i got this notification, this ep is gonna go so hard
Damien is so amazing. He speaks in such a beautiful way and you can tell that his inclusiveness and kindness is so genuine.
The amount of times Damien’s little comments made me snort laughing is actually embarrassing
I loved Damien. His energy was IMMACULATE with yours. Bring him back!!!! Great episode ❤
That first caller needs to not have someone else’s child call her “mom”. Especially having dated less than a year. Damien literally compliments her “emotional intelligence” but she fails to realize what she is doing to that kid. I’m willing to bet that she and her boyfriend have broken up. The only person losing is the child.
I love Damien! He's so thoughtful and insightful. I hope to see him more on the pod.
I think a lot of what Damien is talking about is limerance as well. I fall hard for people and its obsessive and all-encompassing, and requires a lot of self restraint to not be a creep or ass
For all you deep smosh lore fans: It feels so appropriate that I'm watching this while drinking vanilla milk :)
I started my period when i was really young and was so thankful that the "lost and found"( usually just hand-me-downs from the consignment store) always had jeans of any size i was a plus size kid and the pants were way too long but it helped me from running around in bloody jeans all day
This video literally made my week. Longtime Miles Nation member, just actually found Damien like two weeks ago through a random Reddit story read video suggested to me by RUclips. Grateful to see this fun and intelligent collab.
Two minutes in and this guest is GREAT lol
Well sorry if “playing house” is the only way your child will be fed
I just love Damien's voice and how he speaks.
I found this podcast 5 random episodes ago and every episode is amazing and chaotic. This is getting me through study for my coursework
They gave that girl in college such good advice, truly ❤
1:10:58 ITS THE ADVICE THAT WILL GO FOR MILES
I know I am late to the party but I love this duo ❤
This is my first time seeing this channel but I know who Mr. Haas is. I'm subscribed to the Smosh channel and watch it regularly. Damian seems like a genuinely good person. He comes off as very intelligent and well rounded. Definitely someone anyone could have an intellectual conversation with, a serious conversation, or getting advice from and you would come out of it feeling better. People like that are hard to find. I need to watch this channel more. I definitely enjoyed it.
Damn, Damien is wise as hell
Damian saying yea is everything I need rn
This is the best crossover! Damien needs to come back.
First story just off the bat: dad shouldn't be allowing the daughter to call her mom. The girlfriend has only been around a few months in their lives. And the daughter is only 4. Super inappropriate.
Damien is such a gem. I saw his name and clicked on the podcast. I like the format. I may listen more.
late to the party, but i peed myself at a music festival in Hungary while Justin Bieber was singing Baby. i tried booking it to the bathrooms but it was too late. i was so angry at myself in the moment but it's now my funniest story to tell.
love the show and was stoked to see Damien!
5:14 watching this after the new Mozart drop is crazy
"Did you say there was a puddle?" Well you don't piss yourself if you gotta piss a LITTLE lol
Why did this just show up on my feed! This is an amazing pairing!!!
Wild that it took Damien being on a non-Smosh set for me to realize more and more how much of an anime character he's been turning into. :o E-boy cybergoth indeed.
the ending get real convo is sooooooo true and something i needed to hear right now! you're not for everyone, and that's OK!
so glad that im not the only one who has damien haas bits rotating around in their head rent free like truly the amount of vocal stims that come from this man is wild
THE JOY I FELT SEEING DAMIEN
I think the main problem with piss girl is the coworker's friends probably had to clean up her piss in the walmart. If I watched someone piss in my friend's place of work and then run away without taking any sort of accountability for it, I would not want to be friends with that person.
Man I love Damian
This is better than whatever i was watching, thank you
I loved this one! As soon as damien started talking I thought "i cannot WAIT until the get real segment" and it didn't disappoint.
This is honestly the first time I reacted when I saw the podcast pop up on my home page. Damien!!! Ahhhhh! Just started listening so I'm looking forward to the rest lol.