Random Farming Simulator (Failed) Bullshittery

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Bullshittery episode, but I failed to implement the moving text. Sorry folks. See the reason below.
    Streaming at - / sovietwomble
    Patreon - / sovietwomble
    Facebook - / sovietwomble
    Twitter - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    0:10 - Unknown source. 'The farmers daughter'.
    2:11 - Red Alert 2 - In Deep

Комментарии • 2,1 тыс.

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky 8 лет назад +6214

    we are so lucky that these two arent responsible for food production in the world

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 8 лет назад +41

      +ペンドラゴンアルトリア. to be fairif a few billion went it would probably do the world some good

    • @martynaskerdokas8438
      @martynaskerdokas8438 5 лет назад +6

      They have no basics in farming 😂

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 лет назад +8

      CrazyGunMan100
      Edgy.

    • @makaramuss
      @makaramuss 5 лет назад +1

      @@CrazyGunMan100 you are absolutly WRONG :D as we are produce more as we get more unless you are unable to find a location to step forward its allways better to have more population
      only problem its causing is more pollution but we are progressing faster with more population to find solution to it too
      (realizing person I am writing might be dead after all this time)
      ... I hope you read this :D

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 5 лет назад +5

      @@makaramuss The fact that you thought i might have died between my previous comment and now is indicative of a world that isnt doing as great as you want to believe.

  • @DrHasenpuschel
    @DrHasenpuschel 8 лет назад +7770

    Now I know why the UK relied so heavily on Imports

  • @JohnF0X
    @JohnF0X 8 лет назад +3095

    you know... this one moment i thought cyanide would be competent at something... and then he drowns a tractor

    • @SlavSuperstar
      @SlavSuperstar 8 лет назад +9

      +Tritone Fascination "*all fuckups" from under siege 2 dark teritorry

    • @vertikil
      @vertikil 8 лет назад +2

      well he is a national serviceman

    • @allamericanfrogdragonborn4486
      @allamericanfrogdragonborn4486 6 лет назад +2

      How the fucking shit do you drowning a tractor

    • @neelampankaj578
      @neelampankaj578 6 лет назад +5

      *first button-this is a missile launcher!
      *second button-railgun?

    • @asterixobelix20
      @asterixobelix20 5 лет назад +4

      Well to be fair it's Womble who can't drive a tractor or a harvester straight, so no wonder Cyanide got enough of this shit.

  • @2ndbrid
    @2ndbrid 8 лет назад +3789

    Soviet's fantastic editing. Cyanide's constant obvious lies. Soviet's lack of skill. Complete randomness.
    *The perfect recipe.*

    • @jamesbond3198
      @jamesbond3198 5 лет назад +28

      Serves 3.9 million. (At the time of this comment, and I'm probably not gonna update the numbers)

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 4 года назад

      @@jamesbond3198 do it

    • @orange1293
      @orange1293 4 года назад

      @@jamesbond3198 4.4 million

    • @bread3114
      @bread3114 4 года назад

      @@orange1293 4.7 Million

    • @wyvern2037
      @wyvern2037 3 года назад

      @@bread3114 4.9 million

  • @johnchapin17
    @johnchapin17 6 лет назад +3458

    As a farmer this pains me

  • @cathartic555
    @cathartic555 8 лет назад +4270

    I LOVE IT - but it's just not the same without the goofy text for some reason...

    • @rugaothegreat
      @rugaothegreat 8 лет назад +103

      THANK YOU!

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +693

      +cathartic555 absolutely. unfortunately though, it didn't work out. I realised after 3 days or so of editing that the end result looked rubbish. So I had to switch off the text overlays to make it look halfway decent. Sorry about that.

    • @cathartic555
      @cathartic555 8 лет назад +249

      SovietWomble Oh mate no worries, I appreciate the effort you put into these - makes them worth the wait!

    • @willpunch4food
      @willpunch4food 8 лет назад +57

      +SovietWomble eh still fucking hilarious. Mad props for amount of effort you put into your videos mate

    • @templarcat5378
      @templarcat5378 8 лет назад +1

      +cathartic555 Indeed.

  • @trafficconeslav7601
    @trafficconeslav7601 5 лет назад +1721

    A British guy and a Indian man walk into a farm

  • @derweiehelge9087
    @derweiehelge9087 4 года назад +249

    The beautiful thing about the Farming Simulator games is that you can literally modify anything in the files.
    Managed to make my car go 2.000 km/h.

    • @tundralwhisper7345
      @tundralwhisper7345 4 года назад +18

      5/5 Quick Delivery

    • @cheezdoza5552
      @cheezdoza5552 4 года назад

      @@tundralwhisper7345 lol

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 года назад +8

      @@hubertkam7647 Watch GreyStillPlays Videos... he makes that 2000 look like child's Play

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 4 года назад +1

      Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 года назад +4

      @@jenkinsfamily2229 Yah... all Famring Sim needs is a Full Liquer Bar

  • @That_Doctor_Del_Fella
    @That_Doctor_Del_Fella 7 лет назад +1265

    Cyanide:POWER!!!
    *floors it and runs over his own blades.*
    The Jeremy Clarkson method of harvesting

    • @AbhinavKumar-vy7kx
      @AbhinavKumar-vy7kx 4 года назад +17

      Speed and power

    • @tundralwhisper7345
      @tundralwhisper7345 4 года назад +26

      Still better than hammond's method of doin the thing, then sending it down a mountain

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 года назад +3

      Remember when he had that rotorvator thing? Cye in the combine harvester reminds me of that

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 3 года назад +1

      obly thing missing is him trying to fix it by just bluntly hammering it

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 3 года назад +3

      Yeah but Cyanide didn’t plant dynamite in order to plow the field. He just used the missiles to blow up some 🐑

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 6 лет назад +172

    ZF Clan: Where driving in straight lines is an accomplishment worthy of praise!

  • @SimplyDuker
    @SimplyDuker 4 года назад +116

    4:17 It's just me or Soviet and Cyanide having fun actually makes me feel genuinely happy?

  • @joelheasman7735
    @joelheasman7735 8 лет назад +525

    This is the hardest I've ever seen Womble laugh and it's amazing

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 5 лет назад +5

      Joel Heasman : it cured my loneliness....

    • @asesino2903
      @asesino2903 5 лет назад +25

      You obviously haven't seen the clip where he had to cancel a stream because he was giggling to much after learning that a submarine was forced to breach surface and get discovered by the enemy because of "misuse of the new toilet".

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 5 лет назад +7

      asesino290 :
      lol that one and when he was drunk. It even got funnier when the oldest ZF clan member trolled him.

    • @jerichomirador4379
      @jerichomirador4379 5 лет назад +5

      @@asesino2903 What game was he playing? I have to watch that lol

    • @brawler4456
      @brawler4456 4 года назад +4

      "seen"? :)

  • @archivehans
    @archivehans 8 лет назад +488

    close your eyes during the wheat care part
    you will enjoy it

  • @Hakkar6993
    @Hakkar6993 8 лет назад +163

    1:15 Cyanide's right, the plural of cabbage is most definitely cabbi.

    • @RaiohTheHunter
      @RaiohTheHunter 8 лет назад +72

      +Hakkar6993 1 Jewish priest is called a Rabbage

    • @AkshatSTR8EDGE
      @AkshatSTR8EDGE 8 лет назад +2

      +Ian Asman hahaha

    • @WarTex
      @WarTex 8 лет назад +28

      +Ian Asman
      Sabbage

    • @invalide
      @invalide 7 лет назад +3

      Hakkar6993 ACTUALLY the plural of cabbage is cabbages. Only words that end in -us (cactUS) have plural suffix -i

  • @danielrogers7378
    @danielrogers7378 8 лет назад +373

    I was dying throughout the wheat harvest segment

  • @tirpitz177
    @tirpitz177 5 лет назад +70

    That moment the NPC'S have better walking animation than the players

  • @Marlem2
    @Marlem2 8 лет назад +759

    World of Tanks bullshittery? You can kill your own platoonmates without consequence.

    • @halla9538
      @halla9538 8 лет назад +25

      +Marlem Dont think so, i "accidentally" placed a superheavy japanese tank ontop of my friends tank..... i went blue, didnt get punished for that, except that i got his repairbill and a flashy "wtf?" from the enemy team XD

    • @Marlem2
      @Marlem2 8 лет назад +18

      Halla95 sometimes their reaction is all that's needed

    • @halla9538
      @halla9538 8 лет назад +2

      true XD

    • @BonziBuddy.
      @BonziBuddy. 8 лет назад +10

      +Marlem I got labelled purple in World of Warships because some tard on my team kept sailing into my torpedoes. But it is funny when the other team is like "Wut..."

    • @halla9538
      @halla9538 8 лет назад +7

      Yup, i get rammed too many times, im even trying to make it hard for the enemy to hit me, but my teammates? "lets sail straight forwards into mountains and not look where were going so that when the only good player is doing evasive maneuvers we shoot at him instead"
      everysingle time....

  • @daviddiesdas
    @daviddiesdas 8 лет назад +465

    Been here since the Beginning, your still the funniest gaming channel on RUclips

    • @Acid_8501
      @Acid_8501 6 лет назад +1

      what channels are funnier then!!??!!

    • @yuval1168
      @yuval1168 6 лет назад +1

      The PMV Laboratory cyanide

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 лет назад +1

      you're*

  • @SophiaSomething
    @SophiaSomething 8 лет назад +61

    My god, Womble's laugh is the best thing ever, couldn't stop smiling. I swear, there's no greater combination than Cy and Womble. (x

  • @ianaddison6277
    @ianaddison6277 3 года назад +9

    Womble: "You're spilling it."
    *Proceeds to turn directly into the combine harvester and push it with the tractor

  • @firen777
    @firen777 6 лет назад +15

    "It's harder than it looks!"
    *Literally only need to press W once the harvester is lined up"

  • @sandercohen5543
    @sandercohen5543 6 лет назад +8

    To be fair, it's rather generous to call it a jumping animation in the first place ^^ 0:29

  • @jakubd8990
    @jakubd8990 8 лет назад +87

    HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE CYANIDE TO FUCK THINGS UP FROM 0 TO 100 1:43

    • @finlayclarke2621
      @finlayclarke2621 8 лет назад +32

      4 seconds by my estimate. Which is approx 3.7 seconds longer than usual 😂

    • @Alegost1
      @Alegost1 8 лет назад +12

      at least cyanide can drive in a straight line. i pray to god that womble does not have a driving license the way he´s driving

  • @scribesorcerer4967
    @scribesorcerer4967 5 лет назад +15

    Womble and Cyanide like this make me wonder what they’d be like playing Stardew Valley Co-Op.

  • @phoenix4267
    @phoenix4267 8 лет назад +24

    "Dont harvest me!!" - Cyanide.

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 4 года назад +13

    I would really love a series of cy and womble just trying really random game genres

    • @B2.Benedajenzo
      @B2.Benedajenzo 4 года назад +1

      All are online but They are doing that, unfortunately womble doesnt upload his streams

  • @ernest196
    @ernest196 7 лет назад +6

    2:24
    Soviet:hang on is that a plane?
    legit plane flies over my house

  • @NathanVMountain
    @NathanVMountain 8 лет назад +40

    *SOVIETWOMBLE* is definitely the only RUclipsr I _don't mind_ waiting for with uploads!! :)

  • @keeganfirecloak4695
    @keeganfirecloak4695 5 лет назад +29

    Y’all are giving me a six pack from laughing so damn hard XD

  • @mikeburnette9241
    @mikeburnette9241 7 лет назад +45

    Shoutout to that Red Alert 2 soundtrack

    • @omgsam7185
      @omgsam7185 6 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU!!!

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 4 года назад +1

      YEEESSS

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 4 года назад +1

      Love red alert 2. I play in map 14? And then build a navy and attack because the bots don’t make boats

  • @altomotto3790
    @altomotto3790 7 лет назад +2

    I find it amazing how even without the moving text, a video on *Farming Simulator* can be still so amusing.

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 Год назад +1

    "It's harder than it looks."
    Since turning 45, that's been my standard excuse, too. 😂

  • @markooz635
    @markooz635 5 лет назад +15

    Welcome to another 7 minutes of Soviet dying of laughter
    'Me included'

  • @iAnFitz92
    @iAnFitz92 8 лет назад +8

    "Go forward!"
    "You suffer from dyslexia!"

  • @01lucwin
    @01lucwin 7 лет назад +2

    I am currently learning how to edit like you, it took me 2 hours for a 1-minute video. I appreciate your work Womble.

  • @KodyCrimson
    @KodyCrimson Год назад +2

    Just wish they did more for this game.

  • @manaco8440
    @manaco8440 6 лет назад +24

    Womble can drive a tank, but cant drive a tractor! kkkkkk

    • @torakunoichi
      @torakunoichi 3 года назад

      This is what I love you look at him playing games like arma and he’s actually pretty decent at it, then you see him play a simple game like this and he’s an absolute dickhead

  • @BeMad4M3XD
    @BeMad4M3XD 8 лет назад +40

    fucking while watching this a add poped up and all it said was thinking is key

  • @harmonyburke459
    @harmonyburke459 8 лет назад +7

    6:27, Thats my last name. Great video btw absolutely loved it.

  • @hognelarsenrhme1703
    @hognelarsenrhme1703 7 месяцев назад +1

    Watching Clarkson's Farm reminded me of this absolute gem of a video

  • @nehemiahyen9087
    @nehemiahyen9087 5 лет назад +1

    I like how Cyanide puts on a semi British accent while talking to Soviet and then when he gets really excited sounds Singaporean.

  • @cemv10
    @cemv10 6 лет назад +6

    This guy makes even Farming Simulator fun

    • @Josh-d6j4b
      @Josh-d6j4b 5 лет назад

      Carlos Moreno it is fun if you play the game properly

  • @MrQwe147
    @MrQwe147 6 лет назад +8

    6:42 "Would you like me to plow you!"

  • @Michael-zt8rk
    @Michael-zt8rk 3 месяца назад

    Cy's "AND THEN THERE'S THIS" had more contempt than any other sentence ever

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 2 года назад

    This gave me flashbacks to yet another old RUclips gold video from ten years ago; «Farming Simulator Mad Skill».
    Though this actually seemed more stable than Sseth.

  • @midnight_matter8707
    @midnight_matter8707 7 лет назад +5

    "And then there's this..!
    Sacralidge!"
    He would know.
    Cows. need I say more?

  • @aceofaces1944
    @aceofaces1944 4 года назад +8

    That is the worst jumping animation
    Minecraft: sweats profusely

  • @kadinallan2436
    @kadinallan2436 2 года назад

    If there was any video I could watch for the first time again, it'd honestly be this one

  • @G.R.Buchheister
    @G.R.Buchheister 3 года назад +2

    Having watched Clarkson's Farm this video is very accurate

  • @muckanaghederdauhaulia7813
    @muckanaghederdauhaulia7813 5 лет назад +4

    I've never heard Soviet wheeze this much in on video

  • @ActionJacksonMan
    @ActionJacksonMan 4 года назад +5

    "And then there's this..."

  • @thebravest2332
    @thebravest2332 6 лет назад +1

    Its times like these that make me really mad at how inept you guys are but at the same time im laughing my ass off

  • @LorriiBailey
    @LorriiBailey 3 года назад

    5:34 - “No don’t harvest me!!” - Cyanide
    Oh my word I died! Reminded me so much of Clarksons Farm series on Prime 🤣

  • @shootersam
    @shootersam 8 лет назад +6

    ZF Clan dedicated server for Farming Simulator incoming

  • @RidgeJLycan
    @RidgeJLycan 7 лет назад +25

    I love this I play farming SIM 2017 and watching this reminds me how how non simple this game series is because these two "simpletons" are having a "hard time" still funny as he'll tho.

  • @micklegge852
    @micklegge852 2 года назад

    “And then there’s THIS. SACRELIGE” absolutely crippled me

  • @jerichohermoso4323
    @jerichohermoso4323 3 года назад +1

    1:01 They predicted COVID-19 and had Social Distancing prepared

  • @ticklemybutholemickuchanhe1000
    @ticklemybutholemickuchanhe1000 8 лет назад +7

    Hello soviet womble i like your vids a lot its always funny you are an great youtuber some ads to make money wont ruin everyting make yourself some money for that hard work... and plz notice me i never get noticed by youtubers :''d

  • @stathis9713
    @stathis9713 4 года назад +16

    0:29 I can't understand why are you laughing that's how real farmers jump

  • @kare2much
    @kare2much 7 лет назад

    "Your shitting it out the back! Don't we need to pick this up?" No thats just straw. That stays there. The wheat (the stuff your harvesting) stays in the combine (The giant thing you were driving). Fuck me and my farm experience.

  • @BrianLausDuttyTunes
    @BrianLausDuttyTunes 7 лет назад +1

    Finally a game where SovietWomble can give back to the motherland

  • @elflee3446
    @elflee3446 5 лет назад +4

    Me laughing at the fact that they did it manually when they can hire someone to do it for them

  • @gamjam7065
    @gamjam7065 5 лет назад

    This is one of the few sovietwomble videos without subtitles

  • @nathanzittle3822
    @nathanzittle3822 6 лет назад

    This was the most painful FS video I have ever seen but at the same time I love it!

  • @vexatious7857
    @vexatious7857 7 лет назад +4

    This. Is. A. 60. Dollar. Game.
    (It was released full-priced at $60) WHAT... THE FUCK?!

  • @mommydiegroe1716
    @mommydiegroe1716 4 года назад

    I've been gardening for 2 years now and seeing this...
    I feel sorry for the time farmers have spent cultivating and growing their crops just to be harvested in this manner. 🙏🏻

  • @loganthomas3575
    @loganthomas3575 2 месяца назад

    this reminds of that Top Gear episode, James, Jeremy and Richard all hashed it up trying to make a beautiful garden.

  • @rock53355
    @rock53355 8 лет назад +7

    Cabbage, cabbi
    Rabbage, rabbi?

  • @ivaka141
    @ivaka141 8 лет назад

    Didn't even notice the text was missing lol Cyanide and Soviet are just amazing together. THe rest are a lost cause :D (Nah joke whole ZF os cooh but mainly soviet and cyanide)

  • @fausto123
    @fausto123 3 года назад +1

    I have covid-19 and I lost my taste but womble and cy's farming video helps me to recover it.

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 6 лет назад +3

    0:10 wheres tht from?

  • @SpaceST6
    @SpaceST6 2 года назад

    Game dev: *did not put in jumping animation
    Sov and Cy: Dis is the worst jumping animation ever

  • @vilespring
    @vilespring 8 лет назад

    That short burst of RA 2 music brought back memories of V3 Launcher spam...
    Good times....

  • @chieldonkers8377
    @chieldonkers8377 6 лет назад

    Seeing this as a someone that plays farming simulator a lot this is even more funny to watch

  • @Colin88Callum36
    @Colin88Callum36 3 года назад +2

    Think I've got the wrong Clarksons farm

  • @dragongamer4610
    @dragongamer4610 7 лет назад +6

    Its not failed if it's a bullshittery episode

  • @machberet4884
    @machberet4884 3 года назад

    Love Red Alert OST played when those missilies were being shot

  • @LinusKnight
    @LinusKnight 7 лет назад

    i've never heard womble and cyanide have so much honest fun- never heard womble go into that octive of a laugh before lol

  • @safetytheflamewolf
    @safetytheflamewolf 7 лет назад

    It's funny when you mentioned how Cyanide looked like he was walking like he needed to shit while I was heading to the bathroom to take a shit lol

  • @racha420
    @racha420 8 лет назад

    I started watching you before like few weeks,and you guys are funny af..Keep up the good work..

  • @Ganbalf
    @Ganbalf 7 лет назад +3

    I bet Cyanide is actually on cyanide whenever you are recording

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 лет назад +14

      Lazor He wouldnt be on that for very long. lol

  • @kingzog5619
    @kingzog5619 7 лет назад +9

    you guy's are bad famers

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 6 лет назад +2

    In order to be the worst jumping animation ever it would have to actually be a jumping animation

  • @commenter24
    @commenter24 4 года назад +1

    Only the best can make a farming game funny.

  • @acid388
    @acid388 8 лет назад +9

    You guys should play more dead by daylight

    • @williamlowry3199
      @williamlowry3199 7 лет назад

      that game sucks so bad

    • @acid388
      @acid388 7 лет назад +4

      William Lowry that's your opinion. Imo this game sucks, but you don't see me complaining.

    • @meesie120
      @meesie120 6 лет назад

      @@acid388 But, aren't you complaining about it with this comment?

    • @acid388
      @acid388 6 лет назад +1

      No, I am not complaining I just said it sucked and isn't something that I would really want to watch. I just created a suggestion that I would like them to play more of

    • @meesie120
      @meesie120 6 лет назад

      @@acid388 Hahaha no i get you man, i was just joking. :D

  • @kevinmarkham6385
    @kevinmarkham6385 5 лет назад +4

    Proof that any game if fun with friends. Fallout 76 still sucks

  • @RobinGKegel
    @RobinGKegel 8 лет назад +8

    you got 500k subs ask your "girlfriend" out

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 года назад

    So Cyanide abandons the product on some random road, drives a tractor into the ocean then steals a different one. Sounds like a typical ZF operation.

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 7 лет назад

    After he said the walking animations look like you have to take a shit I couldn't stop seeing it.

  • @AemesIsMe
    @AemesIsMe 7 лет назад

    If I could double the like, I would hit it 100 times more X'DDDDDDDD
    soviet, your laugh is amazing and contagious XD

  • @3GM65D
    @3GM65D 8 лет назад

    Oh my god I'm laughing my ass off with Cyanide and Womble, this is so much fucking fun :DDD

  • @xxblatxx
    @xxblatxx 7 лет назад

    i have never laughed so much watching a video game... hahaha love it.. I come from a farming background,.. I could see my old man loooooosing his shit if I screwed up like that.. sooo funny :)

  • @warsaw3784
    @warsaw3784 7 лет назад

    Never saw someone get so excited and enthused about farm equipment

  • @robbierob106
    @robbierob106 8 лет назад

    Woah that red alert music was so a cool touch...

  • @radiofuel2733
    @radiofuel2733 3 года назад

    This is what would've happened if Arthur had lived and joined John at Beecher's Hope

  • @hollypilgrim8334
    @hollypilgrim8334 6 лет назад

    Name a more iconic duo

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 5 лет назад

    I think that sim actually has a setting for how fast crops grow, so yes. You can rent a dedicated server and have your -weed- wheat grow in real time.

  • @LetumComplexo
    @LetumComplexo 5 лет назад

    Come one come all! See Womble's complete inability to travel in a straight line!

  • @tkb667
    @tkb667 5 лет назад

    I'm not entirely sure Soviet wasn't drunk, he was as giggly here as he was in the CS:GO bullshittery.

  • @firefightingguy9427
    @firefightingguy9427 6 лет назад

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all week