Random Farming Simulator (Failed) Bullshittery
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Bullshittery episode, but I failed to implement the moving text. Sorry folks. See the reason below.
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0:10 - Unknown source. 'The farmers daughter'.
2:11 - Red Alert 2 - In Deep
we are so lucky that these two arent responsible for food production in the world
+ペンドラゴンアルトリア. to be fairif a few billion went it would probably do the world some good
They have no basics in farming 😂
CrazyGunMan100
Edgy.
@@CrazyGunMan100 you are absolutly WRONG :D as we are produce more as we get more unless you are unable to find a location to step forward its allways better to have more population
only problem its causing is more pollution but we are progressing faster with more population to find solution to it too
(realizing person I am writing might be dead after all this time)
... I hope you read this :D
@@makaramuss The fact that you thought i might have died between my previous comment and now is indicative of a world that isnt doing as great as you want to believe.
Now I know why the UK relied so heavily on Imports
Marius B yup we do
jack Foster that's what he said
this joke is my fetish
Thats why we Irish are useful
@@user-xz9fw6lk3p until you run out of potatoes...
you know... this one moment i thought cyanide would be competent at something... and then he drowns a tractor
+Tritone Fascination "*all fuckups" from under siege 2 dark teritorry
well he is a national serviceman
How the fucking shit do you drowning a tractor
*first button-this is a missile launcher!
*second button-railgun?
Well to be fair it's Womble who can't drive a tractor or a harvester straight, so no wonder Cyanide got enough of this shit.
Soviet's fantastic editing. Cyanide's constant obvious lies. Soviet's lack of skill. Complete randomness.
*The perfect recipe.*
Serves 3.9 million. (At the time of this comment, and I'm probably not gonna update the numbers)
@@jamesbond3198 do it
@@jamesbond3198 4.4 million
@@orange1293 4.7 Million
@@bread3114 4.9 million
As a farmer this pains me
me to
You should be Thankful that they aren't in your place lol.
@@austriagamed9834 for a farmer you play a lpt of world of tanks
@@austriagamed9834 too*
@@alexandromorales3099 lot*
I LOVE IT - but it's just not the same without the goofy text for some reason...
THANK YOU!
+cathartic555 absolutely. unfortunately though, it didn't work out. I realised after 3 days or so of editing that the end result looked rubbish. So I had to switch off the text overlays to make it look halfway decent. Sorry about that.
SovietWomble Oh mate no worries, I appreciate the effort you put into these - makes them worth the wait!
+SovietWomble eh still fucking hilarious. Mad props for amount of effort you put into your videos mate
+cathartic555 Indeed.
A British guy and a Indian man walk into a farm
an*
@@JorgetePanete An British guy? ;-P
deelkar : *an Indian man
@@cypresswillow2591 whoooosh
@@vxyll4199 r/ihavereddit
The beautiful thing about the Farming Simulator games is that you can literally modify anything in the files.
Managed to make my car go 2.000 km/h.
5/5 Quick Delivery
@@tundralwhisper7345 lol
@@hubertkam7647 Watch GreyStillPlays Videos... he makes that 2000 look like child's Play
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
@@jenkinsfamily2229 Yah... all Famring Sim needs is a Full Liquer Bar
Cyanide:POWER!!!
*floors it and runs over his own blades.*
The Jeremy Clarkson method of harvesting
Speed and power
Still better than hammond's method of doin the thing, then sending it down a mountain
Remember when he had that rotorvator thing? Cye in the combine harvester reminds me of that
obly thing missing is him trying to fix it by just bluntly hammering it
Yeah but Cyanide didn’t plant dynamite in order to plow the field. He just used the missiles to blow up some 🐑
ZF Clan: Where driving in straight lines is an accomplishment worthy of praise!
4:17 It's just me or Soviet and Cyanide having fun actually makes me feel genuinely happy?
I feel the same way too
This is the hardest I've ever seen Womble laugh and it's amazing
Joel Heasman : it cured my loneliness....
You obviously haven't seen the clip where he had to cancel a stream because he was giggling to much after learning that a submarine was forced to breach surface and get discovered by the enemy because of "misuse of the new toilet".
asesino290 :
lol that one and when he was drunk. It even got funnier when the oldest ZF clan member trolled him.
@@asesino2903 What game was he playing? I have to watch that lol
"seen"? :)
close your eyes during the wheat care part
you will enjoy it
tank butt aproved
Lmao "you're spilling it"
"It's harder than it looks"
tank butt THAT JUST TURNED SEXUAL XD
"Just pour it"
"We've got to keep moving"
1:15 Cyanide's right, the plural of cabbage is most definitely cabbi.
+Hakkar6993 1 Jewish priest is called a Rabbage
+Ian Asman hahaha
+Ian Asman
Sabbage
Hakkar6993 ACTUALLY the plural of cabbage is cabbages. Only words that end in -us (cactUS) have plural suffix -i
I was dying throughout the wheat harvest segment
That moment the NPC'S have better walking animation than the players
World of Tanks bullshittery? You can kill your own platoonmates without consequence.
+Marlem Dont think so, i "accidentally" placed a superheavy japanese tank ontop of my friends tank..... i went blue, didnt get punished for that, except that i got his repairbill and a flashy "wtf?" from the enemy team XD
Halla95 sometimes their reaction is all that's needed
true XD
+Marlem I got labelled purple in World of Warships because some tard on my team kept sailing into my torpedoes. But it is funny when the other team is like "Wut..."
Yup, i get rammed too many times, im even trying to make it hard for the enemy to hit me, but my teammates? "lets sail straight forwards into mountains and not look where were going so that when the only good player is doing evasive maneuvers we shoot at him instead"
everysingle time....
Been here since the Beginning, your still the funniest gaming channel on RUclips
what channels are funnier then!!??!!
The PMV Laboratory cyanide
you're*
My god, Womble's laugh is the best thing ever, couldn't stop smiling. I swear, there's no greater combination than Cy and Womble. (x
Womble: "You're spilling it."
*Proceeds to turn directly into the combine harvester and push it with the tractor
"It's harder than it looks!"
*Literally only need to press W once the harvester is lined up"
To be fair, it's rather generous to call it a jumping animation in the first place ^^ 0:29
HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE CYANIDE TO FUCK THINGS UP FROM 0 TO 100 1:43
4 seconds by my estimate. Which is approx 3.7 seconds longer than usual 😂
at least cyanide can drive in a straight line. i pray to god that womble does not have a driving license the way he´s driving
Womble and Cyanide like this make me wonder what they’d be like playing Stardew Valley Co-Op.
"Dont harvest me!!" - Cyanide.
:)
I would really love a series of cy and womble just trying really random game genres
All are online but They are doing that, unfortunately womble doesnt upload his streams
2:24
Soviet:hang on is that a plane?
legit plane flies over my house
*SOVIETWOMBLE* is definitely the only RUclipsr I _don't mind_ waiting for with uploads!! :)
Y’all are giving me a six pack from laughing so damn hard XD
Shoutout to that Red Alert 2 soundtrack
THANK YOU!!!
YEEESSS
Love red alert 2. I play in map 14? And then build a navy and attack because the bots don’t make boats
I find it amazing how even without the moving text, a video on *Farming Simulator* can be still so amusing.
"It's harder than it looks."
Since turning 45, that's been my standard excuse, too. 😂
Welcome to another 7 minutes of Soviet dying of laughter
'Me included'
"Go forward!"
"You suffer from dyslexia!"
I am currently learning how to edit like you, it took me 2 hours for a 1-minute video. I appreciate your work Womble.
Just wish they did more for this game.
Womble can drive a tank, but cant drive a tractor! kkkkkk
This is what I love you look at him playing games like arma and he’s actually pretty decent at it, then you see him play a simple game like this and he’s an absolute dickhead
fucking while watching this a add poped up and all it said was thinking is key
6:27, Thats my last name. Great video btw absolutely loved it.
Watching Clarkson's Farm reminded me of this absolute gem of a video
I like how Cyanide puts on a semi British accent while talking to Soviet and then when he gets really excited sounds Singaporean.
This guy makes even Farming Simulator fun
Carlos Moreno it is fun if you play the game properly
6:42 "Would you like me to plow you!"
Cy's "AND THEN THERE'S THIS" had more contempt than any other sentence ever
This gave me flashbacks to yet another old RUclips gold video from ten years ago; «Farming Simulator Mad Skill».
Though this actually seemed more stable than Sseth.
"And then there's this..!
Sacralidge!"
He would know.
Cows. need I say more?
That is the worst jumping animation
Minecraft: sweats profusely
If there was any video I could watch for the first time again, it'd honestly be this one
Having watched Clarkson's Farm this video is very accurate
I've never heard Soviet wheeze this much in on video
"And then there's this..."
Its times like these that make me really mad at how inept you guys are but at the same time im laughing my ass off
5:34 - “No don’t harvest me!!” - Cyanide
Oh my word I died! Reminded me so much of Clarksons Farm series on Prime 🤣
ZF Clan dedicated server for Farming Simulator incoming
I love this I play farming SIM 2017 and watching this reminds me how how non simple this game series is because these two "simpletons" are having a "hard time" still funny as he'll tho.
I play 17, 18, and 19!
“And then there’s THIS. SACRELIGE” absolutely crippled me
1:01 They predicted COVID-19 and had Social Distancing prepared
Hello soviet womble i like your vids a lot its always funny you are an great youtuber some ads to make money wont ruin everyting make yourself some money for that hard work... and plz notice me i never get noticed by youtubers :''d
+SPectrE TUN He has patreon for that.
Mathias Hillmann Ye but when he throws ads in he can make some money you know and he will have patreon!
0:29 I can't understand why are you laughing that's how real farmers jump
"Your shitting it out the back! Don't we need to pick this up?" No thats just straw. That stays there. The wheat (the stuff your harvesting) stays in the combine (The giant thing you were driving). Fuck me and my farm experience.
Finally a game where SovietWomble can give back to the motherland
Me laughing at the fact that they did it manually when they can hire someone to do it for them
This is one of the few sovietwomble videos without subtitles
This was the most painful FS video I have ever seen but at the same time I love it!
This. Is. A. 60. Dollar. Game.
(It was released full-priced at $60) WHAT... THE FUCK?!
I've been gardening for 2 years now and seeing this...
I feel sorry for the time farmers have spent cultivating and growing their crops just to be harvested in this manner. 🙏🏻
this reminds of that Top Gear episode, James, Jeremy and Richard all hashed it up trying to make a beautiful garden.
Cabbage, cabbi
Rabbage, rabbi?
Didn't even notice the text was missing lol Cyanide and Soviet are just amazing together. THe rest are a lost cause :D (Nah joke whole ZF os cooh but mainly soviet and cyanide)
I have covid-19 and I lost my taste but womble and cy's farming video helps me to recover it.
0:10 wheres tht from?
Game dev: *did not put in jumping animation
Sov and Cy: Dis is the worst jumping animation ever
That short burst of RA 2 music brought back memories of V3 Launcher spam...
Good times....
Seeing this as a someone that plays farming simulator a lot this is even more funny to watch
Think I've got the wrong Clarksons farm
Its not failed if it's a bullshittery episode
Love Red Alert OST played when those missilies were being shot
i've never heard womble and cyanide have so much honest fun- never heard womble go into that octive of a laugh before lol
It's funny when you mentioned how Cyanide looked like he was walking like he needed to shit while I was heading to the bathroom to take a shit lol
I started watching you before like few weeks,and you guys are funny af..Keep up the good work..
I bet Cyanide is actually on cyanide whenever you are recording
Lazor He wouldnt be on that for very long. lol
you guy's are bad famers
In order to be the worst jumping animation ever it would have to actually be a jumping animation
Only the best can make a farming game funny.
You guys should play more dead by daylight
that game sucks so bad
William Lowry that's your opinion. Imo this game sucks, but you don't see me complaining.
@@acid388 But, aren't you complaining about it with this comment?
No, I am not complaining I just said it sucked and isn't something that I would really want to watch. I just created a suggestion that I would like them to play more of
@@acid388 Hahaha no i get you man, i was just joking. :D
Proof that any game if fun with friends. Fallout 76 still sucks
is*
Ha thanks
you got 500k subs ask your "girlfriend" out
So Cyanide abandons the product on some random road, drives a tractor into the ocean then steals a different one. Sounds like a typical ZF operation.
After he said the walking animations look like you have to take a shit I couldn't stop seeing it.
If I could double the like, I would hit it 100 times more X'DDDDDDDD
soviet, your laugh is amazing and contagious XD
Oh my god I'm laughing my ass off with Cyanide and Womble, this is so much fucking fun :DDD
i have never laughed so much watching a video game... hahaha love it.. I come from a farming background,.. I could see my old man loooooosing his shit if I screwed up like that.. sooo funny :)
Never saw someone get so excited and enthused about farm equipment
Woah that red alert music was so a cool touch...
This is what would've happened if Arthur had lived and joined John at Beecher's Hope
Name a more iconic duo
I think that sim actually has a setting for how fast crops grow, so yes. You can rent a dedicated server and have your -weed- wheat grow in real time.
but I wanna grow weed....
Come one come all! See Womble's complete inability to travel in a straight line!
I'm not entirely sure Soviet wasn't drunk, he was as giggly here as he was in the CS:GO bullshittery.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week