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  • Опубликовано: 24 июл 2006
  • Loto loto !
    Presentador Poutremous !!!!
    Sminky pinky
    Specialle guesta : Paola Pink ! Scchorcio!
    At finalle, Jesse dietas : acornos!
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Комментарии • 129

  • @decgar07
    @decgar07 6 лет назад +40

    His little run around to the podium is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

  • @Foghat1961
    @Foghat1961 9 лет назад +87

    Love how you can just see the numbers in the boxes before he switches the lights

    • @Rhovanion85
      @Rhovanion85 6 лет назад

      I was thinking the same lmao

    • @karm42yn
      @karm42yn 5 лет назад +36

      El Presidente picked the numbers in advance.

    • @fruitcake4t
      @fruitcake4t Год назад +1

      its fixed??

    • @ZZombyWooff
      @ZZombyWooff Год назад +6

      come on, it was fixed, so that the el presidente won the milliounas of millious of pesonderas

    • @LettersAndNumbers300
      @LettersAndNumbers300 2 месяца назад

      On tv’s of the era it may have been invisible

  • @HiKennyS
    @HiKennyS 12 лет назад +65

    Can't help thinking the Loto Loto is rigged...

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 2 года назад

      I presume, as you could see the faint impression of the numbers going to be called already on the board, it was rigged.

    • @darrenclements
      @darrenclements 4 месяца назад +1

      Cumulonimbous !!

  • @MartinBradyRallyCoDriver
    @MartinBradyRallyCoDriver 6 лет назад +28

    That’s Numberwang!

  • @JayEey
    @JayEey 17 лет назад +28

    I'd love someone to piece together every Chanel 9 sketch ever. It'd be like watching the chanel 9 channel for real.

  • @salfordricuk3959
    @salfordricuk3959 6 лет назад +41

    I'd forgot how funny the fast show was rip Caroline

  • @hazrover
    @hazrover 14 лет назад +13

    Chanel 9 was my favourite bit of the Fast Show, genius show :D

  • @MarxistKnight
    @MarxistKnight 11 лет назад +24

    So 15 would be: Cinquicinquicincantacincantacantocantacantacinquentapentosmatosis

  • @donkeyshirt
    @donkeyshirt 17 лет назад +8

    Brilliant! Cheers for putting it up. The Fast Show was superb.

  • @olivercuenca4109
    @olivercuenca4109 8 лет назад +8

    When he comes on, I swear he's saying "Nice to see you, to see you nice!".

    • @oeokosko
      @oeokosko 6 лет назад +8

      He is. That whole entrance is a Bruce Forsyth parody.

  • @highten443
    @highten443 6 лет назад +18

    Mix-amitosis! 😂

  • @ZZombyWooff
    @ZZombyWooff Год назад +8

    I still can't believe they had Poaula Fisch as a special guest on that episode. I'm such a big fan of hers. I used to tape every weather show back in 1984. It was those years that VHS finally was cheap to buy in our country. I used to work in Military installation number 63 back in those years, so we had a bigger salary than a regular worksman. Sminki pinki. She had a small role in that some telenovela. cant remember the name. but anyways.

    • @MasterofSpiders
      @MasterofSpiders Год назад +3

      Chris Waddle et El Presidente I think it was.

  • @MrKoiking1
    @MrKoiking1 Год назад +7

    i remember in primary school i was running around shouting myxamatosis at people because of this and this one girl got absolutely fuirous with me because her rabbit died of it the day before

  • @Achtungmiche
    @Achtungmiche 16 лет назад +1

    One of my fave shows!

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 3 года назад +5

    Poutremos e Paula no mutlo nostalgio falia ethethethethethetheth jiorno kiddo ton multo especiale! Ton quéra Chris Waddle! 😁

  • @hazrover
    @hazrover 17 лет назад

    Loved the fast show, channel 9 was SOOO brilliant!!!!!

  • @Brundall525
    @Brundall525 11 лет назад +17

    25 = Jaxie-Cinquicinquicincantacincantaca­ntocantacantacinquentapentos

    • @stevem4330
      @stevem4330 3 года назад +1

      .... Five... LOL

    • @taotoo2
      @taotoo2 2 года назад

      I think it would actually be the other way around

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 5 лет назад +13

    There must be about 200 balls in that big globe. I've just done the maths. 6 numbers called out of a possible 200 balls give the odds of winning the big prize at over 82 billion to 1 against.

    • @FallNorth
      @FallNorth 4 года назад +2

      You're not considering the possibility some balls may be duplicated, and the rules somehow allow this.
      Also no number goes above 20 implying this.
      So, as a tester of your probabilistic analysis skills, assuming that there are are say 40 allowed numbers and 200 balls so 5 of each, what is the probability of choosing 6 numbers and getting every number that comes out correct? :)

    • @TheLambLive
      @TheLambLive 3 года назад +2

      You must be talking nonsense, the odds are superb,, El Presidenté manages to win every week.

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 3 года назад

      @@FallNorth Why wouldn't you just have one of each number, not 5 of each? I suppose the previous numbers called not being above 20 might suggest there are some duplicates.

  • @darrowby1972
    @darrowby1972 11 лет назад +9

    It IS foreign TV especially Greek TV

  • @duncr
    @duncr 13 лет назад +1

    Fantastico!

  • @cutmeyemaya
    @cutmeyemaya 16 лет назад +1

    ahh memories, best show of the 90s!!

  • @spliefer
    @spliefer 16 лет назад +5

    i love how the numbers are visible before the raffle :D

  • @luizsa8300
    @luizsa8300 5 лет назад +2

    Absolutely hilarious.

  • @andrewdemetrius8090
    @andrewdemetrius8090 6 лет назад +7

    GRABBA DA BALLS!

  • @peterdixon7975
    @peterdixon7975 8 месяцев назад

    In my perfect dream island Channel 9 is an actual TV channel.
    It would have re-runs of Eldorado on at lunchtime.

  • @QFIhawkman
    @QFIhawkman 16 лет назад +4

    0:46 - He does a little half hearted attemp at the 3-2-1 Ted Rogers thing! Brilliant. Jacksie!

  • @marshalllucky
    @marshalllucky 10 лет назад +11

    sminky pinky bang bang .........

  • @JS-fk9oj
    @JS-fk9oj Год назад +2

    I love his Ted Rogers-esque hand gesture.

  • @MrEvers
    @MrEvers 9 месяцев назад

    it's not even over the top, this was just how live tv shows were in the 90s, all those "Chanel 9" programs felt so real...

  • @mr2gti
    @mr2gti 17 лет назад +5

    They so need to bring this back. The BBC have brought back so much other stuff, as have ITV, but this is the stuff legends are made of!.

    • @My2Cents1
      @My2Cents1 5 лет назад +3

      Would never work. You can't be politically incorrect anymore. Can't make fun of foreigners and their language and "funny-'cause-it's-true"-cultural lameness. If they brought it back it would be a bunch of homogenized rubbish. And... sadly, Caroline Aherne is no longer with us.
      EDIT... and I just realized you wrote this post 12 years ago. Man RUclips sure is getting old.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 2 года назад

      You can’t do it without Caroline.

    • @acciid
      @acciid 2 года назад

      Actually you can be politically incorrect. People said you couldn't back then either. And this isn't politically incorrect. It's taking the piss out of foreign TV. The bit at the start could easily have been Bruce Forsyth.

  • @PottsPunto
    @PottsPunto 12 лет назад +5

    Jacksey!

  • @ptekptek
    @ptekptek  17 лет назад

    LOL! That's right! I didn't noticed before.

  • @KKAkuoku
    @KKAkuoku 13 лет назад +8

    JACKSIE....my fav. British swear word ever!

  • @grundie
    @grundie 17 лет назад +1

    You can see the numbers before they are drawn!

  • @irishbloke99
    @irishbloke99 11 лет назад +3

    Numbero Uno Resulto por sminky pinky!

  • @waynestuntface
    @waynestuntface 16 лет назад

    and what good has come out of poland?

  • @WornGlobe
    @WornGlobe 10 лет назад +8

    Three

  • @Impulze08
    @Impulze08 13 лет назад

    The description says Paola Pink but he says Fisch?

  • @johnnoipswich7239
    @johnnoipswich7239 Месяц назад

    This is why life was better then.

  • @helipeek2736
    @helipeek2736 2 года назад

    JACKSIE was the last one of mine to pop out too

  • @remeclerk
    @remeclerk 14 лет назад +1

    got a cat I called 'Scorchio'

  • @Arfa_Tunn
    @Arfa_Tunn 15 лет назад

    El Presidente!!!!

  • @bernhardtsen74
    @bernhardtsen74 15 лет назад +1

    Paula!

  • @sirdigbyminge1639
    @sirdigbyminge1639 10 месяцев назад

    @2:23 Jesse's hand gestures remind me of Mike Spilligan. ✌️

  • @joshbessey9647
    @joshbessey9647 10 лет назад +1

    1:58 PAULA!!!!

  • @dfhwze
    @dfhwze 14 лет назад

    0:46, too funny for wordz !

  • @Akendolfr
    @Akendolfr 14 лет назад

    JACKSIE!

  • @PogoStuiterbal
    @PogoStuiterbal 14 лет назад

    If it were the 70's

  • @L0v3L05T
    @L0v3L05T 11 лет назад +1

    you just don't get it...

  • @TheRyanExperiment
    @TheRyanExperiment 15 лет назад

    aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • @gexay
    @gexay 16 лет назад

    bit harsh! What about the beatles? lol

  • @twostrokedowse
    @twostrokedowse 14 лет назад

    Sminky pinky!!

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 5 лет назад +1

    Bonjour, hello and goodbye

  • @PogoStuiterbal
    @PogoStuiterbal 14 лет назад

    "foreign television?"

  • @Henkkanen
    @Henkkanen 13 лет назад +2

    Grappa da balls.. xDDD

  • @carlh429
    @carlh429 6 лет назад +2

    eh numero bonus? ehh...PAOLA!!!

  • @edwardhumphries205
    @edwardhumphries205 6 лет назад +7

    Myxomatosis lol lol 😂

  • @kahah2
    @kahah2 14 лет назад +6

    Heth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth

  • @angiegenius
    @angiegenius 12 лет назад +2

    1:02 sminky pinky

  • @thelastdetail1
    @thelastdetail1 Год назад

    Literally, TV in Argentina...

  • @mrportfolio9119
    @mrportfolio9119 2 года назад

    “Three”

  • @ptekptek
    @ptekptek  15 лет назад +6

    I don't know. But it must be the same reason why I don't find the series "Friends" funny although many people seems to like it... ;)

    • @oeokosko
      @oeokosko 6 лет назад +8

      Nah. Friends isn't funny because it's written by a committee of smartarses. This is only funny if you like the absurd, the silly, the piss-taking. I do. The Fast Show is effing hilarious. BTW, everythng about the presenter's entrance is a parody of British TV gameshow host Bruce Forsyth (the pose, the "Nice to see you; to see you nice!")

  • @TobiasDuncan
    @TobiasDuncan Год назад

    Just FYI , if acorns are not prepared properly , they can be poisonous. I know you might want to be like the cool guy on TV and try it, but its just not safe.
    Also scortchio

  • @jondoglegs7124
    @jondoglegs7124 4 года назад

    Bruce poutremos forsythe!

  • @wollywotsit
    @wollywotsit 3 года назад

    Looks a bit like where the trololololo video was filmed

    • @theothermagneticaesthetic
      @theothermagneticaesthetic 2 года назад

      I wouldn't be surprised if that song were a big hit in the country this is set in

  • @Ignorant303
    @Ignorant303 14 лет назад

    Mixamatosa!!

  • @joebananas113
    @joebananas113 13 лет назад

    like 4 acorns

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +2

    0:22 - 0:34

  • @darrenclements
    @darrenclements 3 года назад

    Parts of this sound like simlish from the Sims :)

  • @bennewnham4497
    @bennewnham4497 Год назад

    Boutros boutros ghali. Chris Waddle

  • @Malcos68
    @Malcos68 15 лет назад +1

    it's lasts longest because people remember it - and some things are so bad they become good

  • @vin7977
    @vin7977 3 года назад

    I have won with the owl

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад +3

    0:11 Bruce Forsythe reference.

  • @kerstmanneke82
    @kerstmanneke82 16 лет назад

    scylla: probeer: "kijk eens op de doos" "spike" en "de vloek van vlimovost"

    • @peternuyttens4820
      @peternuyttens4820 2 года назад

      Heb ik allemaal gezien: schitterende televisie, zou herhaald moeten worden! Maar The Fast Show staat voor mij eenzaam aan de top.

  • @Rhovanion85
    @Rhovanion85 6 лет назад

    This week I have been mostly eating acorns LMFAO

  • @screaminggingin83
    @screaminggingin83 14 лет назад

    Mixamatosis! HAHAHAHAHA isn't that Rabbit killer\poison?
    I love his "epic" run into the stage!

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Год назад

      It's a disease that kills rabbits. It's been used to control (ie cull) wild rabbit populations in the past.

  • @lukaszek89
    @lukaszek89 11 лет назад +1

    Spanish, Portugese, Greek yes. But not Polish.

  • @izika1982
    @izika1982 17 лет назад +1

    english humor... hehehe

  • @LettersAndNumbers300
    @LettersAndNumbers300 9 месяцев назад

    Subtitles spanish lol

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад

    Brilliant piss take of Lotto.

  • @fruitbag
    @fruitbag 15 лет назад

    i dont get it...

  • @kolothosapollonia-chanel9573
    @kolothosapollonia-chanel9573 3 года назад +1

    Loto loto esta numeros impossoblios. Heth eth eth eth sminky pinky con Paola Fischa utilizando gizmo batteries not included. Bono estente ~

  • @grundie
    @grundie 14 лет назад

    @gjk1965 Wow, I never realised it was a comedy(!)
    Maybe seeing the balls before they are drawn is part of the bloody joke?

  • @se18doug
    @se18doug 17 лет назад

    ff ff chris wodle

  • @kmfw72
    @kmfw72 15 лет назад

    No, Polish - he should have mentioned our jobs market - if there weren't any jobs, the Poles wouldn't come here.

  • @gryjss9167
    @gryjss9167 Год назад +1

    Beuono Estente, welcome, benjouir , hello and goodbye to Lotto Lotto . 🤣🤣

  • @mcjeff1234
    @mcjeff1234 15 лет назад

    i hated this sketch,why is it that the ones you hate last the longest,they would go back to this several times during an episode,i get what its supposed to be as i used to get galavision on the old sky buts it not funny,classic show though

  • @My2Cents1
    @My2Cents1 5 лет назад +2

    This was from a time before political correctness, when you could still make fun of foreigners without everyone having a shit-fit...

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 3 года назад +3

      This was from a time before tedious wankers were constantly having a shit-fit every time they imagine that everything was better back in their day.

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 2 года назад

      Have you not watched comedy lately? sketch shows still do that.
      BTW they weren't making fun of foreigners, this was an amalgamation of Brits watching TV whilst abroad and even if it was offensive who would actually call up to complain?! The language is purposely comedy gibberish so can't possibly offend anyone

  • @ItsYaBoyle
    @ItsYaBoyle 14 лет назад

    channel nine neus was better

  • @bolshevikproductions
    @bolshevikproductions 10 месяцев назад

    Boutros Boutros-Ghali