With the first story, if they continue trying to get in after the first attempt, I will generally respond "go away and come back with a warrant next time..."
I really hate people who don't get the hint when the sign clearly says occupied its frustrating especially when you can't relieve yourself properly due to the disruptions.
The military has very different rules. They take marriage very very very seriously. If there's any sign of infidelity whatsoever, you can get an article 15 where you lose your rank as well as your pay and you get kicked off of Base housing. It can be a really bad situation in the end for the person in the military who cheats. Also known as a Jody call.
It depends on people's rank. A lot of the military rug sweep infidelity. My husband has been in the army for 12 years now. He's told me quite a few horror stories. One of my close friends got screwed over by her marine ex husband. He didn't get disciplined at all.
Evidence can help. Guy on my sub came back from a 7 month deployment and his neighbor gave him an envelope of photos. His wife was having an affair. That's all it took for him to get everything in the divorce. We were 8n Connecticut which doesn't usually favor men in divorce.
Haha the one with the grandpa was good. He likes to have fun and that always makes it better when you take your fun revenge on them. Especially after a glitter bomb that you will never get fully cleaned up lmao!
3rd story- if the husband was caught committing adultery in any shape while in the military regardless of the branch the UCMJ does not take that lightly and pretty much always take the ex wife’s side and will give her everything… seen it many times
Story 12 - Try and do that here in Australia and you will find yourself in secondary screening. Doing exactly that which is being done there. Two lines for two separate areas of customs almost got intermingled, one was for 'declared' and one for 'non-declared' and I had this a-hole who got abusive claiming I had pushed into his line, I hadnt since the non-declared line I came in on came from a different direction and it was the final section so we had cards for that point had showed which line we should be in. So the nearby custom officer stepped up, checked cards, told the guy I was in the correct line and he needed to stay in his and went along sorting the line out again, they were putting up the tape to separate by that point. Well this guy kept mouthing off, not enough to be heard or understood, but enough to see he was talking. Well, my line was going quicker than his, for obvious reasons, and as I got to the top of my line before moving to the officers who checked the cards, I told the guy directing people quietly "That guy which was bitching about me, heard him saying to his partner that they hope they can get their bags through. Sounded really suspect, think they might have something with them." The guy got this sly smile and nodded, then quietly in his radio to the guy that came up checking the cards about a 'witness' saying the guy was saying suspicious things. As I got called to my spot, I heard the guy shouting and looked back to see four officers, including the one that card checked, ordering him out of the line and towards another line which was clearly labelled 'secondary inspection' and had me chuckling.
I was laughing so hard at this story. That man was a moron. How dumb can you be to move your MISTRESS on to base housing! The military has tons of rules about relationships. I'm so glad the op reported this to the so. I would have ratted the bastard out too.
People waiting for spots in lots where there are plenty of spaces available, just farther away, are such a pet peev of mine. This when I find myself going to leave a spot and end up with someone waiting for me to leave I will A) Busy myself on my phone, either with a phone call or video B) recline my seat and pretend to go to nap, temperature permitting or C) "realize I forgot something" and get out and go back in wherever I was leaving, or as far as I can anyway while maintaining sight of my car.
If the toilet is not the place to "LET IT GO", then where?If the other person comments that you farted in front of them, then merely state, " I didn't know it was your turn?" I know someone who moved out and took all the lighting cables, light bulbs, all house fuses, sink plugs and door handles, making sure to shut all doors on exiting. That was in 1980.
About the bathroom lady yes, it is completely acceptable to let it all out in the bathroom. Those are completely normal human bodily functions that although might be seen as uneducated in most situations, the bathroom is a free zone especially for them. And your home or if you are alone of course.
27:25 Not only that. Behavior like this can often indicate that the person in question doesn't have "clear conscience". Specifically if someone is anxious to get through the customs as quickly as possible, it typically is because they have something in their luggage that they should not. Like drugs, untaxed cigarettes or other illegal contraband. Or their papers are not in order. Hence the extra thorough checkup of that lady.
story 9 - I'm the exact opposite, I'm so socially awkward and very British that when I'm working (in a busy kitchen so this happens often) and i get bumped into by someone else i immediately say I'm sorry which earns me laughs from my coworkers for being like i am.
Hey, Storytime, you had it better. My mother was so bad at computers that 1, she fussed about not being able to navigate a particular web page, wouldn’t listen to my solution and called my sister, who provided the solution: the woman wasn’t even in the website! 2, she tried to learn about computers by typing something and deleting what she typed. It’s been over 20 years, and I’m still trying to figure out how she managed to completely erase the hard drive
story #12 the rude lady should be glad she didn't pull this kind of stunt a couple of decades back otherwise they'd be doing more than just "nitpicking" through her luggage
First story! Let it go! 🎶 let it go! 🎶 Also my solution to this problem is to say, "Come in!" It's odd but they don’t touch the door after that. But I'm a guy so...
I learned how to type as a kid. It was with a manual typewriter and an instruction book. 'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs' used all the letters. 4 my senior year, I took typing. Easy class. I did learn how 2 write a resume. I had to also learn to not hit the keys hit the keys so hard as it was electric.
Knew a guy in middle school, in my middle school we had these malt ice cream in cups for 50¢ at lunch and one day he asked to borrow $1 to get two. Gave it to him and told him to pay me back ASAP. Now some information you need to know, I at the time was in a special class where we had to be walked to classes and lunch (I am bipolar and if I get picked at I'm not afraid to swing). A month goes by and he brings in money and instead of giving me my $1 back he buys himself another 2 ice cream cups. I get upset and reported him to our teacher and she didn't do anything, he even sneered at me like he got the last laugh. The following month, so it's now 2 months he still hasn't paid me back, he brings in $2. And instead of giving me my money he buys himself 4 cups, that sets me off. I'm a basic principle kinda guy and the fact he bought himself that instead of just settling the debt infuriated me. This day, we had our male teacher walk us down and unlike the other one he actually gets why I'm easy to aggravate. He sees me getting up about to punch him when he grabs my arm and ask what's goin on, to which I told him the debt he still owes me. He asks him and sure enough in tears, either being afraid I was inches from hitting him or the fact he was afraid of being in trouble himself he confirmed it. The teacher was a no nonsense man, and told him he had to give me all 4 of the cups. He started crying but still gave me the cups, which I gave all but one to the rest of the class. Again it wasn't about me trying to ruin his lunch, it's the principle for me. And if anyone feels bad for him, don't. He did that type of s*it all the time. You went to the library together to get books to read, are you looking at a specific book to get? Well guess who got to it before you could. Are you asking the teacher for a calculator to use on a problem (our math class didn't allow us to use calculators unless necessarily)? Guess who got up and took it instead of asking for it. He did that to everyone, and honestly this was the only justice we got against him. Apparently his parents became good friends with that female teacher during a parent teacher day so she would stick up for him and no one else Edit: another good example of him being an ahole was when he hid my phone. I had bad asthma at the time and haven't gotten a new inhaler yet so my mom gave me a virgin mobile phone (God I feel old even thinking about that) so I can get in contact just in case. Well he hid it during PE class and I had an asthma attack that caused me to have to be taken to the nurse. They tried getting my phone off me but "surprise" it wasn't in my locker. So they had to investigate and question everybody to see who stole it, even the school cops was called to open and check every locker to see who had my phone. Nobody bat an eye when it was in his locker, in his gym clothes bag inside a tucked up shirt. Honestly got lucky the nurse had an inhaler on hand to help me breath, but if she didn't that stunt he pulled probably could've killed me. And that's just what he did to me
The engineer story. Most likely it’s a very small shop, and there’s only one licensed engineer who’s one of the founding fathers. Engineer can’t be fired because someone must be able to stump drawings.
story 3 from what a friend told me (he was in the army) they take infidelity very seriously and they will force you to pay child support don't know how true that is but it would be awesome.
They go a lot further than that. There is also alimony and they have to pay for the wives medical for a certain amount of years… it’s not just the army it’s any branch of the military
Last story - guys like you descri oftenbed are generally pretty powerless anr oftentimes overlooked or ignored- -intentionally or not - in a lot of even mostly in other aspects of their lives. So they power trip in the one sphere in which they HAVE a lot of control. It's petty but it's all they got!
computer flashback: back when the P60 was the newest deal, my parents had one and i was still on my 386 that I had forever. My father would install countless programs that was advertised to improve win95's performance and whatnot to a point where my 386DX33 based system actually ran windows 95 faster than my parents Pentium P60. It took years before my father realized it's installing every efficiency software on the market at the time that when running at once throttled the system down to where it was nearly unusable.
If you go into a portapotty expecting anything but a terrible olfactory experience that’s on you. I’m not holding back if I need to let out some gas when I’m in one
I learned real young in the early 90's to type fast without errors. Purely to save my sanity whe my father or sister had to type reports or something. Their hunt and peck typing would give me migrains. My top speed at one point was 180wpm.
2:14 Having been in the military we had a few portapotties near our smoking area, the first month people tried to be proper and all that nonsense... after that we let it rip besides life's too short to walk around uncomfortable for proprieties sake. You could die at any moment, do you really want your last thoughts to be gotta hold in this fart?
With the first story, if they continue trying to get in after the first attempt, I will generally respond "go away and come back with a warrant next time..."
I really hate people who don't get the hint when the sign clearly says occupied its frustrating especially when you can't relieve yourself properly due to the disruptions.
Ha-Ha, that would have been a funny thing to see, when the person you said that to, comes back with not a warrant, but a police officer!!
The military has very different rules. They take marriage very very very seriously. If there's any sign of infidelity whatsoever, you can get an article 15 where you lose your rank as well as your pay and you get kicked off of Base housing. It can be a really bad situation in the end for the person in the military who cheats. Also known as a Jody call.
It depends on people's rank. A lot of the military rug sweep infidelity. My husband has been in the army for 12 years now. He's told me quite a few horror stories. One of my close friends got screwed over by her marine ex husband. He didn't get disciplined at all.
Evidence can help. Guy on my sub came back from a 7 month deployment and his neighbor gave him an envelope of photos. His wife was having an affair. That's all it took for him to get everything in the divorce. We were 8n Connecticut which doesn't usually favor men in divorce.
Haha the one with the grandpa was good. He likes to have fun and that always makes it better when you take your fun revenge on them. Especially after a glitter bomb that you will never get fully cleaned up lmao!
3rd story- if the husband was caught committing adultery in any shape while in the military regardless of the branch the UCMJ does not take that lightly and pretty much always take the ex wife’s side and will give her everything… seen it many times
Story 12 - Try and do that here in Australia and you will find yourself in secondary screening. Doing exactly that which is being done there. Two lines for two separate areas of customs almost got intermingled, one was for 'declared' and one for 'non-declared' and I had this a-hole who got abusive claiming I had pushed into his line, I hadnt since the non-declared line I came in on came from a different direction and it was the final section so we had cards for that point had showed which line we should be in. So the nearby custom officer stepped up, checked cards, told the guy I was in the correct line and he needed to stay in his and went along sorting the line out again, they were putting up the tape to separate by that point. Well this guy kept mouthing off, not enough to be heard or understood, but enough to see he was talking. Well, my line was going quicker than his, for obvious reasons, and as I got to the top of my line before moving to the officers who checked the cards, I told the guy directing people quietly "That guy which was bitching about me, heard him saying to his partner that they hope they can get their bags through. Sounded really suspect, think they might have something with them." The guy got this sly smile and nodded, then quietly in his radio to the guy that came up checking the cards about a 'witness' saying the guy was saying suspicious things. As I got called to my spot, I heard the guy shouting and looked back to see four officers, including the one that card checked, ordering him out of the line and towards another line which was clearly labelled 'secondary inspection' and had me chuckling.
Story 3 - SO means superior officer in this case, his boss
I was laughing so hard at this story. That man was a moron. How dumb can you be to move your MISTRESS on to base housing! The military has tons of rules about relationships. I'm so glad the op reported this to the so. I would have ratted the bastard out too.
Dad of the year didn’t lose custody because of love letters, he lost custody for offering to trade away his visitation for a video game.
People waiting for spots in lots where there are plenty of spaces available, just farther away, are such a pet peev of mine. This when I find myself going to leave a spot and end up with someone waiting for me to leave I will A) Busy myself on my phone, either with a phone call or video B) recline my seat and pretend to go to nap, temperature permitting or C) "realize I forgot something" and get out and go back in wherever I was leaving, or as far as I can anyway while maintaining sight of my car.
NEVER mess with Customs.
If the toilet is not the place to "LET IT GO", then where?If the other person comments that you farted in front of them, then merely state, " I didn't know it was your turn?" I know someone who moved out and took all the lighting cables, light bulbs, all house fuses, sink plugs and door handles, making sure to shut all doors on exiting. That was in 1980.
Story 3: Military or civilian courts are usually biased toward the woman, especially if a child is involved. The cheating didn’t help him either
About the bathroom lady yes, it is completely acceptable to let it all out in the bathroom. Those are completely normal human bodily functions that although might be seen as uneducated in most situations, the bathroom is a free zone especially for them. And your home or if you are alone of course.
Story 1: Always follow Elsa's advice...Let it Go.
It’s a bathroom/port-a-john what else are you supposed to do there!? Let it rip 👍
27:25 Not only that. Behavior like this can often indicate that the person in question doesn't have "clear conscience". Specifically if someone is anxious to get through the customs as quickly as possible, it typically is because they have something in their luggage that they should not. Like drugs, untaxed cigarettes or other illegal contraband. Or their papers are not in order. Hence the extra thorough checkup of that lady.
story 9 - I'm the exact opposite, I'm so socially awkward and very British that when I'm working (in a busy kitchen so this happens often) and i get bumped into by someone else i immediately say I'm sorry which earns me laughs from my coworkers for being like i am.
Any bathroom, I let go but only feel guilty if I'm a guest at a home.
portapotties always tend to stink so i tend to just put up with it if that's the only toilet available
Story 5: I think the manager handled it very maturely. He knew he was having a midlife crisis, and was very regretful of his decisions in life.
Hey, Storytime, you had it better. My mother was so bad at computers that 1, she fussed about not being able to navigate a particular web page, wouldn’t listen to my solution and called my sister, who provided the solution: the woman wasn’t even in the website! 2, she tried to learn about computers by typing something and deleting what she typed. It’s been over 20 years, and I’m still trying to figure out how she managed to completely erase the hard drive
Story 3 so means superior officer and since he’s military it would be handled differently than if they were both civilians
I wondered about that, since it wouldn't have the normal meaning
story #12 the rude lady should be glad she didn't pull this kind of stunt a couple of decades back otherwise they'd be doing more than just "nitpicking" through her luggage
First story! Let it go! 🎶 let it go! 🎶
Also my solution to this problem is to say, "Come in!" It's odd but they don’t touch the door after that. But I'm a guy so...
I learned how to type as a kid. It was with a manual typewriter and an instruction book. 'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs' used all the letters. 4 my senior year, I took typing. Easy class. I did learn how 2 write a resume. I had to also learn to not hit the keys hit the keys so hard as it was electric.
To quote from Beyblade, LET IT RIP!!!
Look, once you are inside the stall, you can let it all out, hold nothing, everyone outside be danmed.
Knew a guy in middle school, in my middle school we had these malt ice cream in cups for 50¢ at lunch and one day he asked to borrow $1 to get two. Gave it to him and told him to pay me back ASAP. Now some information you need to know, I at the time was in a special class where we had to be walked to classes and lunch (I am bipolar and if I get picked at I'm not afraid to swing). A month goes by and he brings in money and instead of giving me my $1 back he buys himself another 2 ice cream cups. I get upset and reported him to our teacher and she didn't do anything, he even sneered at me like he got the last laugh. The following month, so it's now 2 months he still hasn't paid me back, he brings in $2. And instead of giving me my money he buys himself 4 cups, that sets me off. I'm a basic principle kinda guy and the fact he bought himself that instead of just settling the debt infuriated me. This day, we had our male teacher walk us down and unlike the other one he actually gets why I'm easy to aggravate. He sees me getting up about to punch him when he grabs my arm and ask what's goin on, to which I told him the debt he still owes me. He asks him and sure enough in tears, either being afraid I was inches from hitting him or the fact he was afraid of being in trouble himself he confirmed it. The teacher was a no nonsense man, and told him he had to give me all 4 of the cups. He started crying but still gave me the cups, which I gave all but one to the rest of the class. Again it wasn't about me trying to ruin his lunch, it's the principle for me. And if anyone feels bad for him, don't. He did that type of s*it all the time. You went to the library together to get books to read, are you looking at a specific book to get? Well guess who got to it before you could. Are you asking the teacher for a calculator to use on a problem (our math class didn't allow us to use calculators unless necessarily)? Guess who got up and took it instead of asking for it. He did that to everyone, and honestly this was the only justice we got against him. Apparently his parents became good friends with that female teacher during a parent teacher day so she would stick up for him and no one else
Edit: another good example of him being an ahole was when he hid my phone. I had bad asthma at the time and haven't gotten a new inhaler yet so my mom gave me a virgin mobile phone (God I feel old even thinking about that) so I can get in contact just in case. Well he hid it during PE class and I had an asthma attack that caused me to have to be taken to the nurse. They tried getting my phone off me but "surprise" it wasn't in my locker. So they had to investigate and question everybody to see who stole it, even the school cops was called to open and check every locker to see who had my phone. Nobody bat an eye when it was in his locker, in his gym clothes bag inside a tucked up shirt. Honestly got lucky the nurse had an inhaler on hand to help me breath, but if she didn't that stunt he pulled probably could've killed me. And that's just what he did to me
The engineer story. Most likely it’s a very small shop, and there’s only one licensed engineer who’s one of the founding fathers. Engineer can’t be fired because someone must be able to stump drawings.
Thanks for the stories. Have a good night
story 3 from what a friend told me (he was in the army) they take infidelity very seriously and they will force you to pay child support don't know how true that is but it would be awesome.
They go a lot further than that. There is also alimony and they have to pay for the wives medical for a certain amount of years… it’s not just the army it’s any branch of the military
A toilet is a toilet for a reason. You do toilet things there. Just because someone else is there doesn't mean you should hold anything in.
Last story - guys like you descri oftenbed are generally pretty powerless anr oftentimes overlooked or ignored- -intentionally or not - in a lot of even mostly in other aspects of their lives. So they power trip in the one sphere in which they HAVE a lot of control. It's petty but it's all they got!
computer flashback: back when the P60 was the newest deal, my parents had one and i was still on my 386 that I had forever. My father would install countless programs that was advertised to improve win95's performance and whatnot to a point where my 386DX33 based system actually ran windows 95 faster than my parents Pentium P60. It took years before my father realized it's installing every efficiency software on the market at the time that when running at once throttled the system down to where it was nearly unusable.
If you go into a portapotty expecting anything but a terrible olfactory experience that’s on you. I’m not holding back if I need to let out some gas when I’m in one
Trying to trade the kid for xboxes is cold af
I learned real young in the early 90's to type fast without errors. Purely to save my sanity whe my father or sister had to type reports or something. Their hunt and peck typing would give me migrains. My top speed at one point was 180wpm.
2:14 Having been in the military we had a few portapotties near our smoking area, the first month people tried to be proper and all that nonsense... after that we let it rip besides life's too short to walk around uncomfortable for proprieties sake. You could die at any moment, do you really want your last thoughts to be gotta hold in this fart?
I'm the same way with typing, but I'm only 32, i never had the chance to learn properly
So where's the title story?
Of COURSE you can pass gas in any type of bathroom. Dumb question.
Did you forget the hacker's story?
Storytime, the SO in the story mean Senior Officer not Significant Other. Haha
The military story it's Senior Officer not Significant Other as the abrieviation SO...
Why hold it in
People bump into me every day don’t even look back or say excuse me and it’s all ages 1 out of a hundred say anything
Funny
This title needs changed. All of these are petty revenge. None are are pro revenge.
I think you mislabeled the video. Most of this is petty revenge
Super random, but is there anyway to get a women's v-neck "ree army" shirt in the merch?
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Lmaoooo funniest one yet!
Lol no story 10?
How is this pro revenge?
Hate the time-consuming fading and showing the next text. Too time consuming and not worth my time to see any more of your videos