Careful documentation and CCTV video would go a long way toward getting Jane fired for theft of wages. Saying you're at work while cameras show you left is a nice juicy court case.
Regarding other people's pregnancies: Unless they tell me, it's none of my business in the first place. Touching a stranger and asking abut a pregnancy? That wouldn't even occur to me as marginally acceptable. Big no-no.
Yeah, I'm with you on never assuming a woman is pregnant. One lady down the street kept losing hers in spontaneous abortions, it was very sad. Happily, my dad and stepmom warned me early on, so I knew not to say anything. As I grew older, and heard more stories, such as not being pregnant, just fat, or whatever the reason was, I decided to never assume. Most times I've guessed correctly, but by keeping it to myself, also removed possible hurtful comments between us.
Story 8: OP is totally in the clear, because he could just say it was old fuel to be taken to the dump for safe disposal. What are they gonna do? Admit they stole it thinking it was good fuel?
I am currently 23 weeks almost 24 weeks pregnant and I had the friend of my husband's ex try to rub my belly and I blocked her hand. Somehow she thought being the friend of my husband's ex made it ok for her to touch me. The only people allowed to rub my belly is my husband, my bio son, and my 3 step kids.
Divorce best revenge would be to report to the IRS that she has not been living with him since marriage, and that she is not living with him since that date. They will go after him for the difference in tax, and any benefits he claimed as well.
I'm worried about my reputation. Instead of telling people that I don't really make trucktons of money, I'm just going to beg them all to pay my bills for me. It's fool-proof. They'll pay for everything and still think I'm rich.
Divorce lawyer story: Wow! I don't know the reason(s) for the divorce, but OP's ex is an idiot. Didn't she at least skim over the paperwork to check the important bits (like monthly earnings) for accuracy? Had the filing been accurate, people would have known her earnings from that so what's the deal with going back to the court with accurate numbers? But given this lawyers "work", I'd be filing a complaint with the Bar Association! When my wife was pregnant, we would call the kids our "two-legged" tumors.
Yup I’m a paralegal in a family law office and the ex needs to go to the bar. An independent arbitrator will be assigned typically another lawyer from the area to go through everything and they will rip this lawyer apart decide how much should have actually been charged and likely sanction the lawyer.
is Florida that much different from the rest of the country when it comes to garnishments? i live in Tennessee and know from past experience that while they can and will take up to 25% of your wages, they don't base it on what you report as your regular income. it is based on your actual income. A garnishment order is sent to your employer, and they deduct 25% of your take home pay and send it to the debt collector. The only exceptions are if the remaining amount is less than 25% of your wages (obviously) or if deducting 25% will leave you with less than a certain amount. Here I think it is between $270 and $275, but I don't recall the exact amount. that way the person being garnished still has something to live on (as if one can actually live off that amount).
gas OP, is doing them a favour by teaching them a life lesson. If they are going through life stealing from others left and right - sooner or later they would steal from the wrong person. We had that happen close where i live, and the thief got a scare when someone threw a handgranade into his living room. They made sure nobody was at home..... this time.
Be careful when mixing diesel and gas. Gas in an enclosed container is too rich to explode. Diesel is too lean. Combined, it can be the right mixture to be explosive. It doesn't take much diesel to generate a smoke screen. Keep it below a 1:8 ratio for best results.
@@thomasewing2656 it depends how much. Back in the early 80s, I followed advice from 'how to keep your vw alive' that involved pouring diesel into the carb to loosen carbon buildup. Produced an amazing smoke screen.
Story 6- it's sad that there are still countries where people like that male can grow up with no sense of responsibility, thinking they're owed a partner and wealth and their partners, former partners, and children deserve no consideration or respect. I'm not saying you have to fawn over an ex, but if they are raising your kids, you ought to pay the child support at LEAST for the sake of those kids.
The last story’s OP is completely justified. It’s the same situation as the porch pirate piss story-play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He did karma’s job.
story 3: if the OP was particularly cruel they could use cat, or even worse fox piss, I've been told by some they'd rather drink skunk spray then get a nose full of fox pee stank
After using fox pee as a rabbit repellent I have to agree, that smell was able to get past the respirator (graded for caustic chemical fumes) I was using.. nasty stuff
Had a rude customer at where I work give an overweight co-worker of mine shit for being fat. Her response was 'Nope tumor not expected long to live" and the dude screwed off looking like she just kicked his balls. She was just cackling. Side note she doesn't have cancer or anything she just doesn't put up with shit.
7:21 Seems as though it's the very same folk who are doing the stealing, not just randoms taking the opportunity. Otherwise the trap box would still get taken.
*sigh* yeah I learned I had an 8lb tumor in my abdomen shortly after some lady asked me if I was pregnant. Apparently, the tumor had this creepy habit of only protruding if I flexed juuuust right, so it looked like a freaking chest burster alien trying to come out. Then if I moved it would suck back in. Scared the bejeepers out of my GP when I went to a wellness woman appointment just days later. She had to go looking for it with her hands when it disappeared, and then I had to have a sonogram and a CT scan to figure out where it was, what it was attached to and how it hid itself (spoiler, in my pelvic bone).
@@ShanghaiShuguangAnshabu You can drive to Alaska. Had some friends in San Diego who drove up every other year. And as for Hawaii, you can get there by cruise ship. Very nice vacation. But I get your point replying to fishy z saying they drive everywhere.
"6 A fool's lips give him strife, and his mouth invites a beating. 7 A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul." - Proverbs 18:6 - 18:7
Careful documentation and CCTV video would go a long way toward getting Jane fired for theft of wages. Saying you're at work while cameras show you left is a nice juicy court case.
If you steal gas it is 100% on you for whatever it does to your car.
Regarding other people's pregnancies: Unless they tell me, it's none of my business in the first place. Touching a stranger and asking abut a pregnancy? That wouldn't even occur to me as marginally acceptable. Big no-no.
Yeah, I'm with you on never assuming a woman is pregnant. One lady down the street kept losing hers in spontaneous abortions, it was very sad. Happily, my dad and stepmom warned me early on, so I knew not to say anything. As I grew older, and heard more stories, such as not being pregnant, just fat, or whatever the reason was, I decided to never assume. Most times I've guessed correctly, but by keeping it to myself, also removed possible hurtful comments between us.
Story 8: OP is totally in the clear, because he could just say it was old fuel to be taken to the dump for safe disposal.
What are they gonna do? Admit they stole it thinking it was good fuel?
I am currently 23 weeks almost 24 weeks pregnant and I had the friend of my husband's ex try to rub my belly and I blocked her hand. Somehow she thought being the friend of my husband's ex made it ok for her to touch me. The only people allowed to rub my belly is my husband, my bio son, and my 3 step kids.
Jane wanting the client info is a big red flag.
Divorce best revenge would be to report to the IRS that she has not been living with him since marriage, and that she is not living with him since that date. They will go after him for the difference in tax, and any benefits he claimed as well.
I'm still laughing at Rocky and Bullwinkle.
They were absolute morons.
Tries to beat gas prices, sinks thousands into new cars/repairs instead
I'm worried about my reputation. Instead of telling people that I don't really make trucktons of money, I'm just going to beg them all to pay my bills for me. It's fool-proof. They'll pay for everything and still think I'm rich.
Works for the 1% somehow...
Certain conmen and conwomen make a very comfortable living this way.
Divorce lawyer story: Wow! I don't know the reason(s) for the divorce, but OP's ex is an idiot. Didn't she at least skim over the paperwork to check the important bits (like monthly earnings) for accuracy? Had the filing been accurate, people would have known her earnings from that so what's the deal with going back to the court with accurate numbers? But given this lawyers "work", I'd be filing a complaint with the Bar Association!
When my wife was pregnant, we would call the kids our "two-legged" tumors.
Yup I’m a paralegal in a family law office and the ex needs to go to the bar. An independent arbitrator will be assigned typically another lawyer from the area to go through everything and they will rip this lawyer apart decide how much should have actually been charged and likely sanction the lawyer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten cop said “ it’s not a tumor, not a tumor at all!!!”
is Florida that much different from the rest of the country when it comes to garnishments? i live in Tennessee and know from past experience that while they can and will take up to 25% of your wages, they don't base it on what you report as your regular income. it is based on your actual income. A garnishment order is sent to your employer, and they deduct 25% of your take home pay and send it to the debt collector. The only exceptions are if the remaining amount is less than 25% of your wages (obviously) or if deducting 25% will leave you with less than a certain amount. Here I think it is between $270 and $275, but I don't recall the exact amount. that way the person being garnished still has something to live on (as if one can actually live off that amount).
gas OP, is doing them a favour by teaching them a life lesson. If they are going through life stealing from others left and right - sooner or later they would steal from the wrong person. We had that happen close where i live, and the thief got a scare when someone threw a handgranade into his living room. They made sure nobody was at home..... this time.
The lady who rubbed the pregnant women's belly got off Scott free. She was lucky the pregnant lady didn't put her to the floor!
Be careful when mixing diesel and gas. Gas in an enclosed container is too rich to explode. Diesel is too lean. Combined, it can be the right mixture to be explosive. It doesn't take much diesel to generate a smoke screen. Keep it below a 1:8 ratio for best results.
It’s a little worrying that you know that…still, I know how to make napalm…
I'm told that putting any diesel fuel in a gas-only car wrecks the engine totally. It won't run, let alone smoke. What's the scoop?
@@thomasewing2656 it depends how much. Back in the early 80s, I followed advice from 'how to keep your vw alive' that involved pouring diesel into the carb to loosen carbon buildup. Produced an amazing smoke screen.
Story 6- it's sad that there are still countries where people like that male can grow up with no sense of responsibility, thinking they're owed a partner and wealth and their partners, former partners, and children deserve no consideration or respect. I'm not saying you have to fawn over an ex, but if they are raising your kids, you ought to pay the child support at LEAST for the sake of those kids.
The last story’s OP is completely justified. It’s the same situation as the porch pirate piss story-play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He did karma’s job.
story 3: if the OP was particularly cruel they could use cat, or even worse fox piss, I've been told by some they'd rather drink skunk spray then get a nose full of fox pee stank
can attest. fox urine is worse that cat.
After using fox pee as a rabbit repellent I have to agree, that smell was able to get past the respirator (graded for caustic chemical fumes) I was using.. nasty stuff
@@dovahkiinsadventures7632 I feel like I'm lucky to not know what fox piss smells like, but I've heard all about it
The only thing that would have been better for Opie to do than mess with the gas cans is to put a locking gas cap on the neighbors vehicle
I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich...I tell you! Pssst can I borrow some money for my lawyer.
One of the guards at work asked me if I "was with child". I said, no just fat.
Had a rude customer at where I work give an overweight co-worker of mine shit for being fat. Her response was 'Nope tumor not expected long to live" and the dude screwed off looking like she just kicked his balls. She was just cackling. Side note she doesn't have cancer or anything she just doesn't put up with shit.
The reitrement story was great, beware of what you put in writing, it's binding and can comeback to bite you.
7:21 Seems as though it's the very same folk who are doing the stealing, not just randoms taking the opportunity. Otherwise the trap box would still get taken.
*sigh* yeah I learned I had an 8lb tumor in my abdomen shortly after some lady asked me if I was pregnant. Apparently, the tumor had this creepy habit of only protruding if I flexed juuuust right, so it looked like a freaking chest burster alien trying to come out. Then if I moved it would suck back in. Scared the bejeepers out of my GP when I went to a wellness woman appointment just days later. She had to go looking for it with her hands when it disappeared, and then I had to have a sonogram and a CT scan to figure out where it was, what it was attached to and how it hid itself (spoiler, in my pelvic bone).
Op on the last one it was just self made Justice
P bomb? Add some asparagus
What is with all these evil demon attorneys
My car is diesel and I've been waiting for someone to siphon gas out of. No luck yet
Who the f takes their shoes off in public?!?!
I dont have a passportand have no need to leave the us..i drive no matter where i go
You should visit Alaska and Hawaii.
@@ShanghaiShuguangAnshabu You can drive to Alaska. Had some friends in San Diego who drove up every other year. And as for Hawaii, you can get there by cruise ship. Very nice vacation. But I get your point replying to fishy z saying they drive everywhere.
"6 A fool's lips give him strife, and his mouth invites a beating. 7 A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul." - Proverbs 18:6 - 18:7
I like the videos as background noise, but can you tone it down on the mid roll ads? A few are fine, but its almost worse than cable.
last story isnt on op. he didnt actually do anything. hes not the one stealing gas.....................................
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President Trump’s boxes of classified reports as well as nuclear info 😂 that’s gonna leave a mark on your resume.
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