Honest Game Trailers | Xenoblade Chronicles 3
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2022
- Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite video games: this week is the Xenoblade Chronicles 3!
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Honest Game Trailers | Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, Bailey Meyers, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Produced by: Max Song & Ryan O'Toole
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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Игры
“Barely legal teens go inside each other to save the world from the alphabet”
Is an upsettingly accurate summation of the plot
True
Not sure i wanna get that for what? 89.95 or 100 bucks...
The craziest thing is that the whole alphabet is not here in the base game.
@@Neonpiss187 50-60$ or so, but more importantly.... you're saying you'd want that if just cheaper?🤔
@@mycookiehasnonameBatman, I'm not the one splunking in robin's bussy
As a dude who hasn’t seen another human being in several weeks and has over 230 hours in Xenoblade 3, I can confirm that these characters are now my friends and family.
Human beings are overrated. They don't even have wings growing out of their heads
sameee
they should do an anime out of it!
i also had a thought of playing around with the model assets in blender if i can find the rips and make some wallpaper renders and stuff
Can confirm even when I go to work all I think about is Xenoblade 3
What is family again?
My brother told me that the protagonists are essentially a walking funeral service, and I have never been able to unsee it.
Your brother isn’t wrong in my opinion, I love the cast all the more for it anyway, haha.
“Killing your way through the alphabet”
LOL that’s so true… I love it
Starting from B, though. A’s oddly missing.
@@ricardorunos9782 dlc for sure for sure
@@ricardorunos9782 , Moebius A ends up being Albedo from Xenosaga, but with his backstory probably changed to fit into the Xenoblade 3 world.
@@williammalletman1870 That's the immortal masochist, right? If I read correctly, though, he hated that immortality.
@@ricardorunos9782 Clearly, A is actually Alvis, and he's doing his thing of just sort of watching.
"...if have to listen to how Lanz wants something meatier for the 4000th time" I feel this so much, for a while it felt like that was the line I heard after every other battle. It just doesn't quite have the same ring as "DON'T FORGET ME" though.
Nothing has the same ring as “Don’t forget me”. It’s unforgettable, and we couldn’t take it.
I still can't get over the fact that Nintendo got enough flack for the that line that they patched it up with an update.
"YER DUN!"
@@ryanbarham8464THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?
It's been 3 weeks since I last saw a human being and I already have 100 hours on the game. It's like this video was made for me.
Rookie numbers, 3 weeks and only 100 hours? Amateur.
Seriously, what'd you do with the remaining 404?
Same haha I'm 120 hours in
145 hours for me. I still need to do post game stuff
204hrs so far, at the last chapter doing side content
the timing of this video is immaculate
indeed
Why?
And they included a spoiler warning
@@Alex-oj7be honestly the youtube thing was ok but posting it on twitter was not a good thing to do by dunkey
but yeah, spoilers.
Whoever requested that he says "you got it on M for Mini but you have to turn it to W for Wumbo" is a blessed individual.
Now you've just made me want to see a duel between Moebius M and Moebius W.
"murdering your way through the alphabet" is a nice description of the game
HOLY S**T THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!
Now do an Honest Game Trailer for the first Xenoblade
...Did what ? An honest trailer about a game that has just released and is a expected exclusive ?
That surprises you ?
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 not that they did a trailer for the newest game in the series. That they did a trailer for a game in this series at all.
@@chain_links Oh, they haven't before ? That is truly incredible, because these games are fantastic in terms of riff material on how bloated and messy they are.
...At least Xenosaga has a normal non-headache-inducing gameplay. At the very least.
MAKE AN HONEST TRAILER OF LIVE A LIVE!
And the second!!
Please Say:
"I'm the girl with the Gall!"
YES
Sena, love to see it!
I never thought I’d see the day where honest game trailers makes a xenoblade video. I’m so glad this series is beginning to get the recognition it deserves
*yet this vid is still not meaty enough for lanz*
"Hear that Noah?"
Nothing will be meaty enough for my husband Lanz
@@morganadams2122 our husband*
@@brichoco2628 yes, you're right
He was literally trying not to complain the whole video
If you haven't played the game, dont look too closely whenever the class selection screen comes up
if you played the first 2 games, you cant escape the spoil
Damn too late...
Why? Never played one of these games so I'm clueless.
@@Nautilus512 to avoid spoilers, I guess
@@sjvm6024 thanks for the clarification 👍🏻
Game designer: carefully craft a world based on the geopolitical effects of the characters of all of the previous games but on the scale of millennia, so mostly hinted at or deducible only but definitely there.
Players: wow so there is no connection to any of the previous titles? why does it have the same name?
Yeah, its so wrong to say that there's little to no connection with the previous Xenoblade games, when literally have Melia and Nia here.
@@Renatim2009 isn’t the world based off the the ending of 2? I may be wrong but I assumed that’s what the ending of two was
@@austin2594 without going into too much, the world is based off both 1 and 2 endings.
@@austin2594 nope, it wasn't. Its a false theory proven with XC3.
@@Cakalank
SPOILER WARNING-
wait how? If anything I would’ve thought that Xb3 proved the theory right, at the end of 2, the go through a rift to a new world where the titans merge with the land, at the end of 1, the titans are fallen making a single land mass, and in 3, you see both the titans body parts from 1, and the remains of the titans from 2
I'm so happy that Xenoblade Chronicles is getting the attention it deserves..
I can't make out if you're saying this in a good way.. Or a bad way.. And i love it! Lmao!
then be prepared this is the new "Fire Emblem" game for Nintendo:(
@@edbon7062 Is that a bad thing?
I only got the first game because I wanted to get to know shulk better since I main him in smash. After being close to 100%ing the game, I think it's safe to say that I am not a fan of JRPGs
@@airtiger4577 if you don't liked jrpgs why did almost 100% the game bro lol
We need an honest game trailer for the first two games and xenoblade chronicles x. As a xenoblade fan this is an offensive crime😭
I think this video has convinced me not to care about anyone's opinion. I had my 250 hours of fun.
But man, they hit that perfect line of not actually laughing at the game. Great stuff.
Beat it last night after 293 hrs; immediately started NG+ on hard...
Would have been better if they had laughed at it.
Keep it up, hit up the rest of the Xenoblades!
At first I thought you said "your weepiest friend for weeks", and honestly it still made sense.
Dude XC3 had be balling all the way through
@@adminbrave4938 me too. That ending hits hard af.
I mean this is the series where one game, X, takes 300-600 hours to 100% and having played that game I can confirm it takes forever to grind out
Don't let the bath scene in this video fool you. That was probably the most tasteful bath/hot springs scene I have ever seen come out of Japan. It manages to set the tone and character dynamics very well.
It's also kinda important for narrative contrast shortly after.
Remember the scene where the boys were embarrassed to change in front of the girls?
Vahndam was the snake (Ouroboros is literally a snake) and the stone was the forbidden fruit.
@@Confron7a7ion7 bruh
@@Confron7a7ion7 this sounds so gross out of context
Don't be fooled like this dude. Xenoblade 2 had a more tasteful hot springs scene than 3 did. Memes just made 2's look worse, when there was overall more nudity in 3's bath scene than 2's.
@@OxygenC2 2's bath scene was also used for important foreshadowing.
It actually took me 3 weeks to see everything I wanted to see of this game...
That was so accurate that it's scary...
Someone at Fandom was that dedicated. Just wild
What’s the chance we can please get an honest trailer of the first one?
I've always wanted them to do an Honest Trailer for XC1. Especially once the Definitive Edition came out
Please say: "Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars."
Say "Death to all who oppose me!"
Bruh
The gods of Chaos demand that you make an Honest Trailer for the Total War: Warhammer trilogy
Hey! I did see another human being during my initial 150 hours of this game!
I had to go get food a few times, so i got to interact with the cashier at the supermarket...
Just came here to drop my like, they finally did a Xenobalde Honest Trailer!!
Now if you excuse me I still have to finish this long ass game ...
"Big Honking Tiddles!" Absolutely master class
I'm not gonna lie, I miss the big honking tiddles of XC2, they were great and XC3 feels a little lacking because of a general lack of it outside Eunie, Ethel and Monica.
Dub > sub
Hey, we ain't missing that last part; we've got Ethel and Monica for that.
@ʙ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ lanz too ayo
This game has consumed my soul and shot my dog.
And I love it for it.
Love XC3, it's my favorite of the series. So happy they talked about it in a mostly positive way!
...positive way...?
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Thats why they said "mostly"
Or can you like, not read.
@ʙ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ ᴇ ꜱ ᴛ
Ah yes, the sheep mentality.
Accept all positivity, reject all negativity. The negatives are all jokes anyways, best to not take it seriously. 🤓
That being said; I swear, too many communities are allergic to even the smallest amount of criticsm*. Like they get sad when even minor stuff like "animation look stiff." hurts a fans' own feelings.
Bunch of goofs.
@@introvertedwall44 No one is saying that, even the people who liked it have said that graphics and side quests could be better and the skills system could be less complicated, like in this video too, but the story really keeps you going anyway
Scientist: "Why is there a clone girl with wings on her head?"
Weeb scientist: "Because!!!"
Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
Do Silent Hill.
I haven't seen one of these in a while and this is a GREAT way to find it again
Amazing video !
Thank you so much for making this I love this series!
(ps please can you do xenoblade 1 at some point.)
2:12 hey that's me.. even now in new game+ on hard mode trying to avoid most regular enemies, I still have to delevel my party all the time to not get overleveled.
way funnier and accurate than dunkey vid, thank you that was perfect
I 100% agree lol
Now we just need to wait for a Splatoon 3 Honest Game Trailer.
This was great, haven’t laughed like that in a while.
"Soldiers that are Clones that only live for a Decade" - So basically the plot to Bladerunner
Still dunno what made the lucky 7 so special i mean it could cut everything but that was about it right?
3:41, oh please it took me 1 week to beat this game.
Please say "Born in a world of strife, against the odds, we choose to fight. BLOSSOM DANCE!!!"
Please say "Yaas! Eunie's da boss!"
I love this game its so good
How dare you hit me with that "Gurugamesh" clip, after so many years of not seeing it.
Not played the game yet (played the first two). Will i be spoiled on anything if I watch this?
You guys ever going to do a video for Godhand? Capcom needs to remake that
Glad you did a trailer for this game. Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition as well, maybe? Please?
other xenoblades: I need my party alive to do full damage via power of friendship
Xenoblade x: my party died again, oh well
That's a Rare Doodad right there
Why no mention of Xenogears? You should definitely do that one
With all the digimon references you make, I'm surprised you've never done a trailer on it. Maybe the Cyber Sleuth games.
I just started the game 3 days ago and I have like 20 hours init already does anyone know when this game ends
I will save this and watch it in another month or two when I finally finish the dang game! 65 hrs in and still in chp 4...works and school have been crazy but still I thought I'd make better progress!
Well book a therapy session in the near future... you’ll need it
Called out with the loading screen bit. I feel seen.
I'm surprised there wasn't a single Morbius joke in the whole video.
Must have taken a lot of self control not to throw one out.
"A dude who hasn't seen a human face out side of his own reflection in the loading screens, in actual weeks" "we all remember shame" fml
Please make an Honest Game Trailer for the "AI: The Somnium Files" games.
Please do a vermintide honest trailers, especially with Darktide coming out soon!
Make an Honest Trailer for PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC
In response to that last segment, I raise you Ethel and Mommy-ca Vandham
meanwhile Xenogears needs more love, it is the granddaddy after all.
I love this game! Beat it a couple of days ago and i'm still going, i'm at like 154 hours. Best in the series no doubt!
Please say, "Bwahaha! People might get old, but victory sure doesn't!"
- Custom Officer (Dynasty Warriors 9: Empires)
0:12 wait that's the cast of Chainsaw Man
One day I'll play this game along with the other two before it... BUT you know what I have played? Alan Wake of course, which y'all still need to do an honest trailer for ☺️ cya next week.
Say: "Behold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath" Aces trailer maybe next week?
I mean I played day 1 when it came out and barely beat it yesterday. So ive been playing it for a month exactly haha. Its accurate to me barely seeing anyone
Life begins and ends with Nu. I’ll never forget that from Chrono Trigger.
“Big honkin’ tiddles!”
Has this dude met Monica?
Wooohooo. All I am missing now is an Aviary Attorney Honest Trailer,
Do an Honest Game Trailer for Transformers: War for Cybertron and Transformers: Fall of Cybertron.
Hey, noticed you haven’t done hollow knight. Please?
Heh this guy still does videos. I remember him from way back.
Great video. When make an another persona honest game video.
I broke my ribs and hand. So I actually haven't seen other people for two month already. And it still took me 4 weeks to beat this game. So yeah the 7 month joke was not a joke. It would've taken me so much if I was in a good health.
I'm so honored to have my comment featured in the intro!!!
Thanks for the upload would love to see xenogears from ps1 days please and thank you
You chose Eunie's line about Lanz. . .over Sena's?
Thank you for the video.
Pretty sure I'm too late, but I'll throw my request out there. The Cycle Frontier, This is a free to play PVEVP that really suffered during launch due to cheaters, though now there's a lot less cheaters, the games having trouble pulling in it's old players. But their is hope, you, you can help raise awareness for this absolute gem of a game, what do you say?
3:20 if all you're seeing is "Cool!", you do need to get better at chain attacks though
You Rock!
*Thanks for the Content* !
I’m not ashamed of XC2
XC2 was designed by a Hentai artiest!!!!!
@@orangeslash1667 Your point? A lot of different artist had their hand in the game.
@@Santoryu90 Im just saying that's the reason they fan service is ridiculous even by Anime standers.
@@orangeslash1667 I think people exaggerate that. It’s a case of judging a book by its cover.
@@Santoryu90 indeed
Please do an honest game trailer for "cult of the lamb next"!!!
4:40 I'm sure that's not missing entirely -> M_ n _ _ a
It's a miracle my nintendo switch still functions after finishing xenoblade chronicles 2, given how many times I chucked it at a wall
OMG FINALLY A XENO GAME
I am surprised they didn't talk about the hour and half long fight at the end
I would love to see HGT cover an older rpg like Earthbound.
OMG the Xenosaga games. Even when I was watching DBZ and Gundam Wing every day, I stil, couldn't get through those cut scenes.
Why Did The Mortuary Assistant And Mortal Kombat 11 Got Age Restricted?
They Needed To Be Non-Age Restricted
Took me 160 hours to do every quest available at the time and his the credits. That's an average of a little over five hours a day for 31 days. Just have a few endgame bosses left to do and I'll have completed everything.
Can you please say: “I’m the girl with the gall” for the next video
Please say: "hang on a sec, I need to fight these ninjas."
Please say: "I replaced all of the soda in the vending machine with dynamite and I'm going to detonate it when The Roadrunner™ goes on his lunch break."
4:40 it’s not missing. It’s there.
Didn't expect this to come.
I was playing Xenoblade Chronicles 3 while listening to this video.