HR, What Is the Weirdest Crap You Have Seen?
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Human Resources Workers, What Is the Weirdest Crap You Have Seen?
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imagining a grown man skipping down a hall is amazing
I mean why not
That was the most pleasant of them all
At least he did something innocent, instead of beating off, or opening a brothel in the office.
I walk backwards down hallways at night and no I have not fell down stairs
I did it occasionally decades ago (bad legs now). It was fun.
I have mental health issues and at my lowest I've felt like people were purposely trying to sabotage me. It feels very real and it's scary
1:15 you forgot the worst part. They threw him a birthday, he had a panic attack, and they fired him for it. Iirc they Called it “unprofessionalism” or some other bs
That's so sad
The other day I got laid off and I had only worked there for 4 weeks. I phoned up every director and shouted at them, so irresponsible for hiring me when you clearly knew your financial situation was dire
My mother in law works as HR for a trucking company, she had to attend a deposition for unlawful firing because he tipped his truck, causing over $100,000.00 in damage and lost product, and was swiftly fired for. They then had to put "don't flip your trucks" in the employee manual because of this guy...🤦🤦🤦
Ummm, I doubt the worker say "today I think I will crash and flip over my vehicle,destroy 100k of freight and my vehicle and endanger my life".
I might understand if he was driving recklessly, or he was driving impaired.
@@kristinwiebold2433 Isn’t it funny how the company views something as disastrous as tipping a truck versus the real life complications as to how or why a truck could flip.
@@kristinwiebold2433 you don't just flip a truck.
99 % he was a terrible and unsafe driver.
@@YouAreStillNotablaze Or he was on a highway and a deer or moose ran out in front of him...
That happened to a friend on mine, he was on the Transcanada Highway going from Toronto to Edmonton and a Moose ran out in front of him.
He clipped the Moose with the front passenger corner of the truck and that destroyed the front bumper, wheel well and suspension system causing the truck to flip.
That has been the only accident he's ever had in 40 years of driving...
So no, not 99% he was an unsafe driver, shit can happen even to perfectly safe drivers...
Also, flaws in steer tires that cause them to blow at highway speeds easily can and do flip trucks and many tire flaws can't be seen with the naked eye...I had a steer tire blow on me once, fortunately I was on city streets doing 40 Kph (25 Mph) and was able to stop without crashing...the tire was 2 weeks old and had about 17,000 Miles on it, it had a slipped belt in it due to a manufacturing mistake that Quality Control missed and on the outside, looked perfect...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan So _yes_ , 99% he was a terrible driver, your friend being the ~1%, because the comment states they had to put _don't flip your truck_ in the damn employee agreement, not "excepting emergency situations you cannot avoid" because I'm sure that would have been defensible and their friends story wouldn't have been a story to tell.
Look, I don't like working. It fucking sucks, but jesus fucking christ if you're going to go get a job and go to it I can't even imagine just sitting down doing absolutely nothing but pretending to do that job for eight hours a day. It seems it'd almost be more work then just doing the crap you're supposed to be doing.
It sounds excruciatingly boring. Like even the most simple assembly line job would be preferable to that.
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 I'm wondering if that person had some sort of mental issue where they just checked out of reality and inside their head they were working but in reality they were just sitting doing nothing at all. With things like depression you can check out mentally and suddenly hours have passed.
Temporary employees. Had a supervisor ask us what we needed for special projects. He could see the whole floor from his office and knew we were all busting our butts. We told him it sounds like a couple of Saturdays work. He said, "Nope, I'm not coming in. I'll call the temp agency and get a "Renta Drunk"".
Future meetings. Him: "Ideas?" Us: "Renta Drunk". To this day I refer getting Temps as "Renta Drunks" and I'm a supervisor now.
I’d be so mad if I was hired somewhere only to be laid off shortly after. I’ve been looking for a true full time job for over 3 years.
09:30 In fairness that's exactally the kind of excuse I'd expect from someone on crack.
In the US you get taxed on money you make outside the US. So yes, the IRS cares about Canadian tax returns assuming the guy was a US citizen
I assumed that Canada has their own IRS.
@@allisond.46 they do, if you're a US citizen making money outside the US you get to pay taxes to the country you're working in AND taxes to the US
That first one is actually cute lmao
Little known fact, the one guy is afraid of comedians, not construction equipment or wild cats.
The one that included the guy who didn't empty out his colostomy bag, that one made me gag a bit. My father needed one after surgery on his colon to remove cancer, and even when it was taken off to be emptied/replaced (don't know all of the details since I didn't like to be in the area when that kind of thing was happening) it smelled *bad*. Not horrifically awful, but it was like a bad toilet trip times 3, so just the thought of a bag leaking with full knowledge of the person wearing it makes me shudder. That's supremely unsanitary and I'm gonna hazard a guess that guy would have gotten infections from the leaking contents of said bag.
Last story sounds like the dudes coming back to rob you guys. 😬
I worked for a company and I was pregnant in the first trimester and didn’t want to announce yet but instead of morning sickness I had all day sickness. One of my supervisors figured it out because she was in the bathroom when I literally ran in to throw up. Everyone was in a meeting with a VP and I knew I was going to throw up, I kept saying that I needed to go the bathroom and the supervisor said I should be allowed to go. He got pissy and said no I really tried everyone said I just kept getting greener and greener. I was also standing right next to him. I ended up throwing up on his very expensive Italian shoes for about a minute and nearly passing out. That was a spectacular end to a meeting that was only a quarter done.
Nice shot, but next time maybe aim a little higher and thoroughly soak his pant leg...
Bonus points if you can nail his smartphone holster (while the phones in it of course)...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan this was about 32 years ago smartphones didn’t exist and I think I may have gotten the bottom edge of his pants legs but I only remember the shoes because that was an accidental direct hit.
12:56 incorrect assumption. If the man is an American citizen who is illegally making money in Canada, then the IRS still requires the person to file with them.
I think he watched the old batman cartoons, the joker was a criminal but not even he wanted to be in trouble with the IRS lol
@@velvety2006 what I am saying is that the United States is the only country that taxes the money of its citizens living and working in other countries. If he is a United States citizen he would have to file every year, even on money illegally obtained.
Good afternoon. Skipping down the hall would be even better if he were singing " we're off to see the wizard". Have a great day
10:45 "How do you tell someone that their perception isn't reality?"
"Stop lying." Done.
I think it's time to start working in HR
5:42 jeeze ppl, you dont ask to do such things. if someone absolutely needs to know , you tell them, not ask them. and if you catch flak for it, you TELL them you are going home to start looking for a new job.
I had a friend who got fired and would clock in for over a month and hide under her desk till end of shift so wouldn’t get caught.
Worked with a guy who brought in a cake(all decorated up) on his birthday & proceeded to charge money for each piece. Another insisted that she had been abducted by aliens on numerous occasions and at least sometimes been "violated" by them!
I have never been drunk, but I have heard of too many stories were a drunk person smears fecal matter all over.
I can sort of understand missing the missing the toilet and vomiting in a different place in the bathroom.
I wasnt drunk but ended throwing up in the sink.
I’ve thrown up in sinks before, but I was sober.
Dave deserves a promotion 😂
Thank you for not commenting first.
A few stories later, "wax on wax off" was mentioned. Dave whacks on, and whacks off
LMFAOOO. the story of the would be hire accidentally snorting Coke thrown off of a bridge was it. I had to pause to stop laughing so hard.
I had a coworker who said he was late because the trolley had a flat tire
@@velvety2006 please tell me you guys had him try to explain that lol.
@@nonyabiznez38 I think he got a scolding from the bosses and no they did not believe him, funnily enough, if he had just said 'there was some trouble with some people that had not paid' none had batted an eye. and that's how i started to learn to pick out the coworkers that do not want to work and not to bother with them.
I hired a girl one day, the next day I car to work and my boss calls me in the office. He says I don't think the new girl will work out. She apparently called HIM, instead of me, she tells him she has a yeast infection and her vagina itched........
First story gave me the boost I needed
Dave v Ben was the best one
Not HR, but when my contract was ending at the Navy Base, (contractor was not resigned) I was asked to train a guy from a different part of the base to do my job. Now, most of the time you'd hear about the person losing their job clocking out and quiet quitting? I just wasn't built that way, my ADHD ass had to be doing something, so it was actually hard for me to hand work off to him. The thing was, this asshole wouldn't do it.
He was an older guy who had been a government employee for years and had no fear of losing his job. So, he just... _didn't work_. i had never run into a quietly belligerent person in my 22 years, so I was just like :Pikachu face:. He didn't say anything, he just silently allowed me to explain my job, and when I sent him off to do it himself, he just didn't. Then my contact would come in for the finished work... and it wasn't done. I eventually realized that he was spending all of his time on chat forums (this was before Facebook), and his computer faced the supervisor's office.
Keep in mind this was a job involving military personnel. We're talking about sailors being able to take leave and get to their next duty station and getting their pay. Stuff that had to be done in a timely manner. This guy did not give a _shit_! He was being paid to be there, and as far as he was concerned that was all he was going to do *be there*.
Weirdest thing: erratas
Haha hilarious response to 14:34 “after visiting p sites, it’s only fair to grab one’s things”
Ahh yes my major I’m about to finish and will work until retirement, I’m nervous but excited haha
9:30 ok someone put that in a movie or give me the cash to do it that is to good to not be in one:)
I thought this could worse it wasn't
this simply cannot worse
LOL who knows; I may end up changing my channel name to my Minecraft gamertag
Dude was scared of bobcats? Ill kick a bobcat like a football. A mountain lion or cougar on the other hand, your not kicking that thing anywhere
does anyone know what the background music orsong is
Reasonable request compared to all the hijinks I've read so far.
I am like number 408
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