Clock is Ticking on Trump, Congress Takes on TikTok & Jeff Goldblum Teaches Kids About Dinosaurs
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- Опубликовано: 22 мар 2023
- We got an unexpected visit from a tornado yesterday, the Sweet 16 round of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament is underway and the folks up in Spokane, Washington are very committed to this fairytale that they are a real school, lawmakers from both sides are deciding whether TikTok should be banned in the United States, Jimmy explains TikTok to people that don’t know what it is, the CEO appeared to try and convince Congress that TikTok is not a threat to our national security, Donald Trump’s lawyers have reportedly told him that if he gets indicted in New York he should be prepared to lose the case, Trump lashed out at Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg on Truth Social, Trump’s chief Republican rival Ron DeSantis is busy waging a culture, and Jeff Goldblum leads a field trip to the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles to learn about dinosaurs.
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"Holden Hiscock raised an objection." that killed me.
I want to go to a museum with Jeff Goldblum.
I’d go anywhere with that magnificent being!
@Jennie Kelly: i too, and i wanna be 5 years old when it happens.
TY
Yes..and wearing that shirt!
The kids were fabulous! But Jeff Goldblum is hilarious! I would go see the dinos with him!
There needs to be a regular segment of Jeff Goldblum with the kids; he's freaking hilarious 🤣🤣
Thanks, Jimmy! Jeff Goldblum is as charming and charismatic as can be! He must be an amazing Dad to his boys.
Jeff Goldblum is just the best
Jeff Goldblum would be the perfect host of a children's show.
Agree!
You mean a children's uh uh uh show.
He is a kid at heart.
He does need a show!
I agree. That would be a great show for kids that parents would watch.
Jeff Goldblum is one of those celebs that transcended just being a famous actor into being famous for just being himself, Jeff Goldblum. I can tell over the years, he's amused by the reaction the public has to him just being himself, and he's obviously having a lot of fun with it. What a legend!
Can Jeff interacting with kids be a monthly event, it's hilarious and heart warming
I could watch Jeff with the kids as an actual show, adorable.
I just hope that the guy who drives DJT to jail is named Brandon … 😝
Lol
So we all can say...
Pure gold dude! 😂
"The walls are closin' in" -Season 7 Episode 4
@@10percentJoe Yeah no worries, these gullible dumbed down and brainwashed morons will keep eating the lies and never learn. I really admire their patience though:))
The Jeff Goldblum segment was brilliant and those kids were fantastic.
Jeff and those kids were so funny. Thank you, I needed cheering up.
Jeff Goldblum with kids wins the week on RUclips!
Until desantis outlaws talking about evolution in Florida Schools...it only takes one crazy angry parent to get people fired.
That was a great segment with Jeff Goldblum and the kids!!!
When the dinosaur came after the kids, it was hilarious.
@Tommy so you just troll for...Trumpy?...
@@Tommy-fo4gb Your comment tells me that you are!
@@Tommy-fo4gb What a sad life you have Tommy. Nobody here will think any less of you if you decide to join the rest of us in reality. Leave the MAGA cult, get deprogrammed. 😊
@@janicecastellanos8091
You should see Jeff Goldblum in the movie Deathwish with Charles Bronson 💙💛
I feel like we missed Jeff Goldblum is a comedian. He could even probably be a comic. His timing is stellar.
Even at their age, I would have went nuts knowing I was going to attend a lesson taught by Jeff Goldblum! He's more than just a great actor, he's a wonderful person bursting with positive energy.
Pretty sure Jeff would say "would have gone nuts"
😂 kids today dont know flintstones
30 years ago, a guy that I worked with said that when the Warner Bros. Stores opened, they thought that the big seller was going to be The Flintstones. They were surprised that Scooby Doo sold more than the modern stone-age family.
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure
It's my belief that Jeff Goldblum is not of this nation, nor if this planet, and possibly not even of this dimension. He is a gift from the universe comprised of ethereal joy, sensuality, wonderment, and delight.
True dat!
There can only be one Grandmaster
I literally started to scroll down to comments and this was the first thing that popped into my head before I read it lol
He made nerds attractive.
I loved the Jeff Goldblum segment. I laughed the entire time.
Jeff Goldblum is the best. His timing is impeccable.😂
A friend of mine, Lee actually was one of the Flintstone animators. And she worked on the Jetsons, too!!! A fun lady who helped create Scoobie-Doo, as well.
Awesome!
Then she is a national treasure too! 🎉🎉🎉
@@randhirparbhunath8843 And a friend of hers worked on the original Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs by Disney. Lee told me millions of painted cells were used in creating Snow White. And sometimes paint was used and sometimes actual cosmetics, such as lipstick and eye shadow, were used. These animators all know each other. It is a sorority of sorts.And I actually know a prominent lady who was involved with reviving Bugs Bunny. I kid you not!
@@classicalaid1 Not to be a killjoy, but it's cels (short for celluloid), not cells. Clear celluloid sheets were the substrate for the painted images.
It took a lot of manpower to run an animation show back in that day. I was personally raised on classic comics. It was Donald Duck, Uncle Scrooge, and the triplets Huey, Dewy, and Louie. DuckTales before they were animated.
My goodness, Jeff Goldblum gets more hilarious with each passing year lol
@@Adatoode weird
@@Adatoode Ummm, you seem creepy...🤮
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If anybody hasn't seen it, Jeff Goldblum was on Conan's podcast a few months ago and it was... a unique episode. I laughed so much that people were staring at me on the metro.
I thought he was hilarious in “Thor: Love and Thunder”.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for getting us through these insane times!
Time to start binging Jeff Goldblum again. I wish I was more like him. But their can only be ONE.
I love how Jeff went from being an actor to a national icon
He didn't.
This was the strangest and most unexpected celebrity progression and I'm living for it.
@@juliebraden6911 true, he is still both.
i like how innocently he looks around for confirmation after he says the gag-names
Ha. Gag. I see what you did there
This comment works just as well for the Jeff Goldblum bit.
Whoever came up with "To Catch a President" is a genius. That series should have been running since 2020, if not 2016.
Thank you Jimmy and Jeff. I really needed something to lift me up this evening and THAT did it. I literally was laughing with tears in my eyes at the same time. You're both national treasures.
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As a Spokanite, Its so fun hearing JK joking about our city😂
Ok; Jeff Goldblum with kids needs to be a recurring segment now!
I want to go to the museum with Jeff :)
Jeff Goldblum is as great as ever. Loved this!
Jeff Goldblum is comedic gold! More, more more!
Loved the segment with the children in the museum! The innocent questions from them!
How come Jeff Goldblum doesn't have a show where he talks about science? That Last bit was extremely fun
He has his own show on Disney+. It’s in the National Geographic part.
He has a show on disney. I like him, didnt like the series. Not my thing
Jeff Goldblum is too cultured for America 😆😆❤❤
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure. Because he's not acting. He really is this guy.
I’m unreasonably happy that I got the Modigliani question right. I’d love to go to any kind of museum with Jeff Goldblum.
Jeff just Dino and dashed 😅
“ Didja know that Florida HAS high schools?” I literally LOL’d on that one🤪
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I am so JEALOUS of those kids! Jeff Goldblum is beyond AWESOME!!!
The perfect explanation of what TikTok is. 😂😂😂😂
Called for them all to be removed from office…… how does he think this has even a remote chance of happening?? What a buffoon.
Thanks for the laughs Jimmy.
Jeff Goldblum’s exit! Epic!🤣
The TikTok bit was genius
Damn Jimmy, that's the most hands-down best illustration of what tik-tok is! That's one of the funniest things you've done in awhile!!!
That was actually super funny lol.
He killed it in this monologue. The guy is a machine.
Why are you damning Jimmy? You meant “Damn, Jimmy, that’s,” etc.
Plz ban it it is very toxic. American can’t have any as in China
I think his writers might have bitten that a little from Ryan George. Look him up on RUclips.
Glad that I never downloaded Tik Tok! Some things are better to just say no thanks to.
Jimmy doing his Don Jr impersonation at the start... Hands waving everywhere. 😂😂😂
Jeff Goldblum even makes the RUclips comment section a friendlier place. 😊
I want Jeff to guide me through the museum, as well😅😂😂
we need this dinosaur show to be a thing 😁😍
Rhythm changes... It's rhythm changes
Lol I love Jeff Goldblum
The dinosaur that appears at 12:00 scared the Hell out of my daughter when we went to that museum. The kids were all in the front of the show area while us parents were at the sides and back. I was sitting on the bench when the dinosaur appeared. She bolted from the front and ran to me and hid under the bench I was sitting. It was hilarious! I got a good picture of all of it. Great memories! We might have to go again.
K I was wondering if that was real! Thought it was CGI at first lol 😂
I absolutely adore Jeff Goldblum!❤️❤️❤️
"That was the most perfect trial ever," future Trump says from Rikers.
😂😂😂 Let’s hope so!
Looks like it's not happening. You need more than "orange man bad" to indict someone.
Tic tock 🤡
this morning (Friday), Tiny Tot all capped that he wants "death and destruction" at his arrest protests (not peaceful!)...
if any of the rest of us did this WE WOULD BE ARRESTED immediately...
Can someone please grow a pair!
@@jeffw1267 many criminal cases open. Still time for it to happen. He has not gotten away with it until he wins all court cases amd we know how bad he does in court. Some 600 loses since 2018.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Jeff Goldblum. What a fascinating character and being. Beautiful, fun, and talented actor.
This started with the darkness but ended up being one of the most uplifting videos I've ever seen. God bless the Bloom!
Aw, 😍to have Jeff Goldblum teach ME about dinosaurs🦖 when I was 9 🦕.
Jeff Goldblum is really funny
I think we need a Jimmy-hosted Science Bob + Jeff Goldblum collab!!! With the kids too please :)
OMG Jeff Goldblum is a classic!! He makes me laugh to tears all the time. LOVE YOU Jeff!!!!!
Same!
He was really good in the movie Deathwish.
Jimmy, you taught a lesson. Only an old schooler could appreciate it.
Dinosaur segment was SO Cute!
Love the kid that just sat there with the dinosaur right in front of him
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Hi, my name is Jimmy Kimmel and I'm obsessed with Donald Trump. He's all I think about and I can't stop talking about him.
He's a comedian. Making fun of a moron provides unlimited material...tRumps the biggest and best-est of them all. Bigly.
That segment with Jeff Goldblum and the children had me howling with laughter. 🤣😂🤣😂
I LOVE Jeff Goldblum!!! The man is so hilarious and fun to watch...but most fascinating of all......no cavities. 🤣
Matt Gaetz’s mistress is so upset about Donnie’s upcoming indictment she’s considering quitting middle school.
Oh-oh....
@Mike Oxbig kiddydidler: and ashley's so giddy she letting papa joe back in the shower and hunter will be celebrating with his niece at meth house!
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN MUTT
@@MRick-cd1kr troll
😂 Good One! Are you auditioning for a job writing for Kimmel?
The kids at the museum with Jeff Goldblum are so smart. What America needs is lots of smart people like these kids. Yayyyy!!!
I love it when Trump screams out his pain in all caps! Love it!
That poor girl when she saw the dinosaur! Jeff, wow! made me laugh.
Thank-you Jimmy, Guillermo & staff , always look forward to watching your’ show especially the monologue. Cheers from 🇨🇦
Great show! Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, and the crew! 🤗💙💙💙
I can't stop myself...what was the reason the T-Rex store needed more help? Wait for it...they were, ahem, short handed!
Jimmy you are a treasure! Thanks for keeping me laughing!😂👏🇨🇦
That TikTok explanation was 🔥🔥🔥
Cliff Duphiney wrote the song for the Flintstones. He was my painting teacher. He also played the organ for Liberachi. A multi-talented man
Mad respect for Mr. Jeff Goldblum!! It would be a joy to meet, even have lunch or dinner with him.
I'll bet he leaves you with the bill while he goes out a back door.😂
Ah I always love the Bart Simpson moment in IRL. They make my life complete. 😂
Tiktok CEO segment was hilarious ❤😂
There were no roads in the paleolithic, but that dinosaur.. uh.. found a way.
Donnie’s attorneys spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a nearby park bench after him. The bench is suing for defamation.
That's f'ing funny!
6 month old fake account.
Don Knotts family is suing for Defamation for Having the same name as him
But you know Donnie changes attorneys like changing diapers?
@@pietrojenkins6901 Weeeell that depends.
We love Jeff ❤ such a gentle and funny character, and clearly on the same level as children 😂
Once again Jeff Goldblum's featherlight wit charms us into a state of equilibrium.
Have ALWAYS LOVED Jeff Goldblum...since The Fly anyway 😊
Pre Fly:.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978
W Donald Southerland, Leonard Nimoy.
Goldblum is supposedly a member of Mensa, as is his previous spouse, Geena Davis
I never saw the show, but I remember the ads for "Ten-Speed & Brown Shoe"
We can doom an gloom sadness an lonely yet we must try as Jimmy will keep us laughing at it all 😅
I so loved the Jeff Goldblum segment!! Thanks - I smiled the WHOLE TIME watching it!
you are all killing it . satire is powerful medicine
Yeah, sort of. 40 years of biting Lefty satire did nothing to stop the zombies on the Right from taking over though. Nero played a lyre while Rome burned, and the Left did stand-up.
He had BETTER have actually bought that stuff for those kids😶
We have to know the truth!
I would assume the show did LOL
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Jeff Goldblum is probably pretty comfortable, I'm sure a couple hundred or thousand (at most), bucks in gift shop toys wouldn't set him back much, so I'd say odds are at or near 100%.
@@abortretryfail9350 while that is most likely true in this case, rich people do not think like the rest of the population.
Jeff, Jimmy and friends, that was great. You mase my night. ty
The look on that guy's face when he said "Holden Hiscock" is priceless!😂🤣
Jimmy every guy in jail is slapping his forehead, saying, why didn't I think of that. 😂
I'm so happy to have existed at the same time as Jeff Goldblum.
Again, made my night! I work a very challenging job w youth and look forward to laughing w u every night!!
They probably need a laugh, too.
What a wholesome man Jeff is! ❤️
Jeff goldblum is a genius. Edit: side note.. I want that Dino sweater he’s wearing. That’s amazing
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗❤️👍
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@Mr.Remarkable 94 you liked your own comment, lmaooo so sad
@@mr.remarkable9410you liked your own comment 😂 SAD
he's funnier than seth meyers .. but that's a very low bar.
Time is ticking for us all actually.
But loving each minute!
Bravo and the audience is still laughing their heads off.
Time keeps on ticking ticking ticking…
@@BClocals you wold still love every minute if you knew you're ticking down towards death?
once Tick Tock eats you its OFF TO NEVERLAND