When Breath of the Wild Speedrunning Gets WEIRD

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @PointCrow
    @PointCrow  4 года назад +1812

    Did you know you could do this in Breath of the Wild? Did you also know I have a Discord? (discord.gg/pYNzF3g)

  • @maxortiz8795
    @maxortiz8795 4 года назад +3715

    Ganon: "Tell me, who has slain the hero of the wild in my name? Who is this fine warrior?"
    "Umm... A normal random horse, my lord..."

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 3 года назад +186

      @MiloneMysteries It becomes Ganondorf's new steed.

    • @vexced8753
      @vexced8753 3 года назад +39

      @MiloneMysteries assistant to the regional manager

    • @khalilmartinez6063
      @khalilmartinez6063 3 года назад +7

      @@vexced8753 lol

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 2 года назад +60

      "When I got promoted, there were plenty of NEIGH-sayers, but this organization has seen STABLE growth ever since I took up the REIGNS."

    • @ryaidual7678
      @ryaidual7678 2 года назад +4

      @angel.mission you madlad

  • @reginaobrien8659
    @reginaobrien8659 4 года назад +7683

    “I watched your entire journey link.”

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 года назад +748

      "Nice c*ck."

    • @hairman6535
      @hairman6535 4 года назад +135

      @@nullpoint3346 lmao

    • @Michael_4608
      @Michael_4608 4 года назад +97

      Quinton Craig r/cursedcomments

    • @imnotkaiser
      @imnotkaiser 4 года назад +22

      Lmfao

    • @imnotkaiser
      @imnotkaiser 4 года назад +97

      “Hey, nice cock. I’d give it aaaaan 8.5 outa ten.

  • @TheLoneRipper1
    @TheLoneRipper1 4 года назад +6306

    Did you know that there is another reference in that quest? Durring the quest, Link can talk to the clothes shopkeeper, and one of the dialogue options is, "Nighttime activities?" And if you choose that option, the NPC replies, "it is none of your business what I do at night, *get a new pick-up line*
    I don't know what possessed Nintendo to put that in, but it had me laughing

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +650

      That's spoken by the character who basically hits on you when you first walk into the village, so I guess it's reasonable that she'd expect that. She's just surly during the quest because you track her to find out if she's a criminal and actually find out that she's going to the grave of her old boyfriend every night.

    • @chron874
      @chron874 4 года назад +339

      In Links Awakening the old gameboy version, in the german translation if you throw the dust on one of the elctroshock blobs you get a line akin to "Give me your juice i'll give you mine" and "Never without condom".

    • @CallaLily69
      @CallaLily69 4 года назад +42

      How do you get that??? Do you need to talk to her at night???

    • @TheLoneRipper1
      @TheLoneRipper1 4 года назад +156

      @@CallaLily69 no, there is a side quest in kakariko village that requires you to find who took the sheika heirloom, one of the suspects is the clothes shopkeeper talk to her after you sleep (in the same room) with Paya and you should see the dialogue

    • @theultimategamer3989
      @theultimategamer3989 4 года назад +94

      Continuing the theme, "Dammit" is said at least once in Breath of the Wild.

  • @rwang9589
    @rwang9589 3 года назад +2236

    reminder that impa and link were friends before the calamity... so that means in getlaid% is a speedrun to hook up with his friends granddaughter

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 3 года назад +77

      shhhh, no one can know

    • @NobaraGamezzz
      @NobaraGamezzz 3 года назад +31

      Yes they were but age of calamity isn't Canon so the events you see in age of calamity do not apply to link or impa at all.

    • @GenosseLuther
      @GenosseLuther 3 года назад +94

      @@NobaraGamezzz they didnt have the egguardian, its still possible that they were friends. I'd say almost everything in age of calamity is canon before the time travel happens beside the fact that both eggs speeded up the process.

    • @helenrennie1527
      @helenrennie1527 3 года назад +46

      @@NobaraGamezzz they still knew each other in the botw timeline

    • @FainactifFR
      @FainactifFR 3 года назад +15

      Fun Fact : Paya is actually in her 20s

  • @RaviofromsALinkBetweenWorlds
    @RaviofromsALinkBetweenWorlds 4 года назад +727

    Imagine waking Link up from a 100 year coma jus for him to get laid as fast as possible

    • @anch5697
      @anch5697 4 года назад +45

      100 years we’ll spent

    • @Spaghetti742
      @Spaghetti742 2 года назад +55

      I mean you ever bust after november? I cant IMAGINE what its like after 100 years. Hes gonna go back into the coma 😆

    • @finalbossofschool8724
      @finalbossofschool8724 2 года назад +5

      Relatable.

    • @KingOIIy
      @KingOIIy 2 года назад +9

      Not rusty in the slightest

    • @TrainWreckYT
      @TrainWreckYT Год назад

      Link POV:
      Ah, I'm finally awake! Now, WHO WANTS TO F ME

  • @kalilawhite
    @kalilawhite 4 года назад +8780

    You can tell they didn't sleep because Link still only has 1/2 heart.

    • @dorbacal
      @dorbacal 4 года назад +1513

      maybe he just likes it rough

    • @chriskagero4583
      @chriskagero4583 4 года назад +693

      Maybe it was trash and link didn’t finish

    • @petergriffin9683
      @petergriffin9683 4 года назад +683

      Link was just too weakened after that “sleep”

    • @MrSilverfab
      @MrSilverfab 4 года назад +62

      @@dorbacal hmmm

    • @cadenmyers1982
      @cadenmyers1982 4 года назад +64

      Underrated comment alert

  • @sirmeowser7407
    @sirmeowser7407 4 года назад +3425

    PointCrow normally: messes up. PointCrow when he’s doing get laid percent: best run ever

    • @Otterlier
      @Otterlier 4 года назад +61

      Sirmeowser chad%

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 4 года назад +70

      Guess he really wanted to get laid

    • @borutsu4818
      @borutsu4818 4 года назад +86

      The man's got his priorities straight

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 3 года назад +6

      I want to like this comment but I don't want to ruin the 666 likes

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 2 года назад +9

      Sounds like a guy with his priorities in order.

  • @blossom2237
    @blossom2237 4 года назад +3111

    I think my favorite moment out of all of this is when the horse handed eric a fat F

    • @cordeliajackson8615
      @cordeliajackson8615 4 года назад +45

      Homie got K.Oed by a damn horse

    • @thdfx2849
      @thdfx2849 4 года назад +60

      Imagine that happening in an any% run

    • @greensunglasses2722
      @greensunglasses2722 4 года назад +29

      The horse is from Wisconsin

    • @versuszoro_2955
      @versuszoro_2955 4 года назад +1

      Look at your likes

    • @ThumbsTup
      @ThumbsTup 4 года назад +2

      666 likes... it would be a shame... if something were to... happen

  • @persebunny
    @persebunny 3 года назад +182

    I love how his fastest time on great plateau is on the run where he’s trying to get laid

  • @ehodges11
    @ehodges11 4 года назад +474

    Imagine a horse walking by link being the reason hyrule was destroyed

  • @IanOPadrick
    @IanOPadrick 4 года назад +3298

    Smallant definitely has me thinking 'BTB' stands for 'Bounce That Boy' before remembering what it actually means

    • @kale_salad
      @kale_salad 4 года назад +233

      Wait, it doesnt mean bounce that boy...

    • @total_kayhem5193
      @total_kayhem5193 4 года назад +417

      @@kale_salad it means "bullet time bounce" but it's "bounce that boy" we all know that

    • @horseeatsdogfood5721
      @horseeatsdogfood5721 4 года назад +159

      “WE BOUNCE THAT BOI!!”

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +197

      Also I actually have no idea why Boomy Zoomy still isn't the accepted technical term for a wind bomb

    • @CallaLily69
      @CallaLily69 4 года назад +9

      It doesn't mean that??? What does it mean???

  • @sucrosevt
    @sucrosevt 4 года назад +3089

    Ohhh so when people tell me to go get a life and get laid, they mean I need to learn how to SPEEDRUN. Wow, that makes so much more sense, thank you very much, Point Crow! :)

    • @johiahdoesstuff1614
      @johiahdoesstuff1614 4 года назад +57

      @@refrigeratorclub4212 That's kinda a teensy bit rude.

    • @Bumbassery
      @Bumbassery 4 года назад

      Hey I know you

    • @thevioletbee5879
      @thevioletbee5879 4 года назад +15

      @@refrigeratorclub4212 I am not Asian.

    • @orionl.8491
      @orionl.8491 4 года назад +12

      @@refrigeratorclub4212 goose have simple goal
      Goose cause chaos
      That is all

    • @bigboibandy2980
      @bigboibandy2980 4 года назад +1

      @@thevioletbee5879 ok sir

  • @beesha6209
    @beesha6209 4 года назад +2425

    When I heared the title I thought the objective would be getting to that massage brothel in Gerudo town. Little later I thought of the rapy fairies. There are quite some ways to get laied in this game.

    • @mariliaishida1680
      @mariliaishida1680 4 года назад +23

      Belinda Uhl which brothel?

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 4 года назад +96

      @@mariliaishida1680 the inn

    • @beesha6209
      @beesha6209 4 года назад +419

      @@goggles8691 Right. In many inns you can get some special kind of bed. The one in Gerudo town has a "special spa treatment" with vers ... interesting ... sounds in the cutscene.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 года назад +139

      Nah that's not a brothel. She just finds out Link's little secret.

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 4 года назад +97

      @@BJGvideos it can't include looking at link's penis while also not being a brothel

  • @ksc3495
    @ksc3495 4 года назад +117

    Calamity Ganon: *waiting in the castle to defeat Link*
    Link: F*cking yeets himself back and forth across the sky

  • @CaptainWobbs
    @CaptainWobbs 4 года назад +128

    Crow: “I love that BTB, it’s so SPEEDY!”
    Game: *Is running at 0 FPS*

  • @CursedOcelot
    @CursedOcelot 4 года назад +2729

    Run aside, I think it would've been fun to actually get to protect Paya instead of a time skip.

    • @jackbeavis
      @jackbeavis 4 года назад +88

      Yeah I was looking forward to it

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 4 года назад +215

      Would it have something to do with certain high temperature caffeine-containing beverage?

    • @Plasticityy
      @Plasticityy 4 года назад +11

      ikr

    • @KoyasuNoBara
      @KoyasuNoBara 4 года назад +54

      @@4Roman204 There's a reference I haven't heard in a while

    • @Error-zm4ee
      @Error-zm4ee 4 года назад +85

      yea....protect....

  • @skdword
    @skdword 4 года назад +1030

    that pokemon story explains so much as to where crow got his patience from

    • @subrisubrika5652
      @subrisubrika5652 4 года назад +12

      It's bullshit you can't control pokemon over level 20 without the rock gym badge.

    • @austinjohn2879
      @austinjohn2879 4 года назад +14

      Subri Maybe his Pokémon just didn't obey him he can still hit but other turns the Pokémon doesn't respawn or it's like sword and shield were you can level your starter lvl100 and it will still obey you idk look it up

    • @subrisubrika5652
      @subrisubrika5652 4 года назад

      @@austinjohn2879 I'm just saying it would be unlikely he'd get to level 50

    • @CptObvious
      @CptObvious 4 года назад +75

      @Subri Subrika The obedience mechanic only applies to "outsider Pokemon," which are Pokemon you get from trades or events. Your starter Pokemon and any Pokemon you catch will always obey you regardless of level. It's a mechanic to prevent players from trading in a high-level Pokemon from another game and easily beating the game (even though the games aren't that hard to begin with). What specifically defines an outsider Pokemon in FR and LG is any Pokemon with a Trainer ID, Secret Trainer ID, or Original Trainer name that does not match the player's.

    • @devinmounce1838
      @devinmounce1838 4 года назад +1

      The Pokémon story is shit and it makes me really wonder why he even told that story.. what does he gain from telling a lie, unless he thinks we are all stupid..

  • @jonahbutterfield5792
    @jonahbutterfield5792 4 года назад +180

    I thought of a fun speed run idea I’d love to see: The road well traveled run
    Rules are once you leave the great plateau you can not leave or run off a road. If you slightly go off but immediately get back on (such as if on a horse it naturally runs slightly off trail but you pull it back on the road) than you’re fine. But going off trail intentionally isn’t allowed
    Roads in towns and buildings connected to roads are fine
    Goal: the run ends when link has walk over every road on the map. Side paths and towns included. (Can use hero path to see where he hasn’t gone to yet)
    I’d image finding a horse and surviving some areas would be very hard since you can not leave roads for any reason after leaving the plateau and I think it be a fun one to see

    • @lee.bythesea
      @lee.bythesea 2 года назад +3

      ohh actually that's really cool

    • @jonahbutterfield5792
      @jonahbutterfield5792 2 года назад +5

      @@lee.bythesea right? Perhaps it could end with following the road to Ganon and beating the game. Be hard cause you have to find gear off the side of the road. Perhaps say 10meters off road is your limit for the challenge

    • @lee.bythesea
      @lee.bythesea 2 года назад +1

      @@jonahbutterfield5792 yeah yeah good point

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv 2 года назад +5

      minor sidenote: after a certain amount of walking, heros path deletes older steps to clear storage for new steps, so you might not know what all youve actually covered

    • @jonahbutterfield5792
      @jonahbutterfield5792 2 года назад +7

      @@MrGuy-xq5uv If it does it after such a long time this challenge wouldn’t be enough. My main game still shows my first steps in game and I’ve almost covered every inch of the map.

  • @tjjordan4207
    @tjjordan4207 Год назад +71

    Now I'm imagining Zelda checking in to see what's taking him so long.

  • @DenimDucky
    @DenimDucky 4 года назад +605

    I love how he did the whole get laid run without clothes, and he didn’t even mention that till the end

    • @Mc-Nintendo
      @Mc-Nintendo Год назад +3

      500 likes and no comments! Ima change that

  • @sirpineapple2486
    @sirpineapple2486 4 года назад +650

    7:31
    " *gasp* PAYA! Hello!"
    "Eugh"

  • @JeremiahJ-wv1vn
    @JeremiahJ-wv1vn 4 года назад +2012

    This whole video is able to make the joke
    Gf: Come over babe
    Bf: I cant
    Gf: I'm home alone
    Bf: the whole video

    • @michaeljames6737
      @michaeljames6737 4 года назад +31

      My friend you are legend

    • @JeremiahJ-wv1vn
      @JeremiahJ-wv1vn 4 года назад +5

      @@michaeljames6737 thanks

    • @snowbrute9036
      @snowbrute9036 4 года назад +2

      janco random nice Jotaro 👍

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 4 года назад +26

      It's more like
      Gf: Come over babe
      Bf: I cant I just got alive again
      Gf: Someone stole my grandma's ball
      Bf: video

    • @kray7920
      @kray7920 4 года назад +1

      @@EatAnOctorok wow so funny the "joke"you described it legit the game very cool

  • @asianguy5028
    @asianguy5028 4 года назад +58

    With how many times he said “this is the fastest I’ve ever done this part” it’s clear that he is motivated as we all should be

  • @benpecto.benpecillton
    @benpecto.benpecillton 2 года назад +38

    Zelda: "I watched your entire journey link"
    Link: "Entire journey?"

    • @JoacoG11
      @JoacoG11 Год назад +1

      I mean, she never told him to stop

  • @BethanyMisty
    @BethanyMisty 4 года назад +559

    I cannot stop laughing at the horse kicking you oh my god

  • @UndernetChara
    @UndernetChara 4 года назад +901

    Zelda: "Why did it take you so long? I could have died while fighting off Ganon."
    Link: "I know. I could have been even faster if Hyrule didn't stop to freaking load every 5 seconds."

    • @JugularJohn
      @JugularJohn 3 года назад +20

      Zelda: *YOU WHAT?!*

    • @Tunic_
      @Tunic_ 3 года назад +13

      @@JugularJohn but wouldn't she know? After all she *saw his entire journey*

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 2 года назад +32

      @@Tunic_L: "Wait... Did you see, _everything?"_
      Z: "...Maybe."
      ****Later, telepathically ****
      Z: "I didn't tell you to _stop."_

    • @finalbossofschool8724
      @finalbossofschool8724 2 года назад +12

      Link: I needed to... Train my hammer.... Combat... Skills.. First.
      Zelda:... I literally saw you the entire time.
      Link: oh shit, uhhh, no witnesses!
      (shoots Zelda with a bomb arrow)

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Год назад

      @@Kevin-jb2pv Wait, was she into it as much as he was?

  • @tsukitaropotato
    @tsukitaropotato 4 года назад +659

    You should make merch that says "Thats Speedy!" I would buy that

    • @jackbeavis
      @jackbeavis 4 года назад

      Omg same

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 4 года назад +11

      We also desperately need a "Guess we're walkin'!" shirt.

    • @goldenjolteon3010
      @goldenjolteon3010 4 года назад

      I agree with this statement

    • @ky.000
      @ky.000 4 года назад

      Let's go!!!

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 4 года назад

      First try!

  • @abbadox315
    @abbadox315 4 года назад +44

    7:28 thought it said "current location: Simp"

  • @DestroyerApollyon
    @DestroyerApollyon Год назад +28

    The way she acts less timid and scared around Link, and the way she looks at Link after the fact 100% proves they slept together.

    • @ReadilyAvailibleChomper
      @ReadilyAvailibleChomper Год назад +1

      Is this like a joke for the video or do you like actually mean this?

    • @DestroyerApollyon
      @DestroyerApollyon Год назад +2

      @@ReadilyAvailibleChomper it was a joke in bad taste, we all know link doesn't have anything under the hood.

    • @ReadilyAvailibleChomper
      @ReadilyAvailibleChomper Год назад

      To be fair, the way she looks back at him while walking away gives me “See you next time babe~” vibes

  • @leahgrifall4086
    @leahgrifall4086 4 года назад +457

    I thought get laid % would be sleeping in a water bed at Zora’s domain or getting a massage in gerudo town

    • @dededeletethis9940
      @dededeletethis9940 4 года назад +55

      Sleeping in a water bed? *there are only children in there you sick fu-*

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 4 года назад +27

      Or getting a massage in Goron city 😏

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 4 года назад +15

      @@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 or the Rito-Down bed in Rito Village

    • @thefoodyscarecrow7391
      @thefoodyscarecrow7391 4 года назад +16

      Or getting smooched by da fairy on the 3rd upgrade xD

    • @dianesheafor0598
      @dianesheafor0598 3 года назад +1

      @@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 that that scares me more than ganon

  • @mateogoron
    @mateogoron 4 года назад +90

    5:03 I love how Eric looked up at one of his monitors as the old man paraglides down ahaha

  • @edwinharbauer2260
    @edwinharbauer2260 4 года назад +24

    17:32 Link, Paya is afraid, ClAp ThEm ChEeKs

  • @jumpkicking
    @jumpkicking 4 года назад +28

    Paya: Please hurry inside.
    PointCrow:

    • @finalbossofschool8724
      @finalbossofschool8724 2 года назад +1

      Link: instructions unclear, just slept with paya.
      Impa:... What.

    • @finalbossofschool8724
      @finalbossofschool8724 2 года назад

      Link: instructions unclear, just slept with paya.
      Impa:... What.

  • @red.40
    @red.40 4 года назад +130

    11:54 I like how no one realized that his twitch chat was dissing youtube chat

    • @red.40
      @red.40 4 года назад +1

      A B no I didn’t even know who Pointcrow was before this video

    • @suguri2075
      @suguri2075 4 года назад +6

      Pot calling the kettle black.

    • @rverusu
      @rverusu 4 года назад +5

      "RUclips is kinda gay"

    • @clarelay5032
      @clarelay5032 4 года назад +2

      Say goodbye to 69 likes.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 года назад

      @@clarelay5032 you monster

  • @Ugotmilkshakes
    @Ugotmilkshakes 4 года назад +453

    Before quarantine my friend came over and said hey I’ve been watching this really cute nerd speed run BOTW and I was like oh show me and we discovered we have both been watching you for months together without knowing .

    • @doodadsdandy
      @doodadsdandy 3 года назад +28

      @@OrbitalGambit my man. what are you on about lmaoooo

    • @OrbitalGambit
      @OrbitalGambit 3 года назад +8

      @@doodadsdandy im on meth give me a break ok 😫

    • @strawburrymilk195
      @strawburrymilk195 3 года назад +9

      @@OrbitalGambit are you ok? Something’s a little off here

    • @richardlindquist4061
      @richardlindquist4061 3 года назад +1

      @@OrbitalGambit lmao newbie

    • @atxbee
      @atxbee 2 года назад

      @@OrbitalGambit virgin

  • @JosephGuy72
    @JosephGuy72 4 года назад +750

    Paya lost it on purpose for link's Master Sword.

    • @onelovelylilidiot4959
      @onelovelylilidiot4959 4 года назад +48

      I beg you, shut the fuck up

    • @Alex-hj2jd
      @Alex-hj2jd 4 года назад +43

      They should make a get laid side quest in BOTW 2 or DLC.

    • @stress1300
      @stress1300 4 года назад +18

      @@onelovelylilidiot4959 laidguage please

    • @onelovelylilidiot4959
      @onelovelylilidiot4959 4 года назад +9

      Christopher Ochoa
      What are you gonna do? Sue me?

    • @baduux
      @baduux 4 года назад +37

      @@onelovelylilidiot4959 Yes we will, I'm tracking you down as I type this. Be afraid.

  • @phoenixgemini42
    @phoenixgemini42 4 года назад +270

    You know, I never thought of this scene implying sex.

    • @labbim7399
      @labbim7399 4 года назад +27

      I would agree but I played this before I got the "birds and the bees" talk

    • @AmyStache
      @AmyStache 4 года назад +20

      You're to innocent for this place

    • @labbim7399
      @labbim7399 4 года назад +32

      Dida Garcia lol I go to a public school in the U.S. and lets just say that everyone there is as innocent as El Chapo

    • @AmyStache
      @AmyStache 4 года назад +3

      @@labbim7399 I was talking about the other guy but yeah...

    • @phoenixgemini42
      @phoenixgemini42 4 года назад +15

      @@AmyStache definitely not. I just don't think this scene is referring to sex.

  • @theonlyrussianhere8144
    @theonlyrussianhere8144 3 года назад +7

    7:30 Pointcrow: PAYA! HELLO!
    Also Pointcrow: Bumps straight into Paya.

  • @davidtheroamingmusician2174
    @davidtheroamingmusician2174 4 года назад +356

    Crow: Does a trick for the first time.
    Chat: *sleep*
    Crow: I don't like bagels.
    Chat: WHATl, WTF, YOU HAVE SINNED, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
    Never change twitch chat, never change.

  • @SilverDrMario
    @SilverDrMario 4 года назад +457

    This was a funny stream 10/10 streamer would moderate for him again

    • @Plasticityy
      @Plasticityy 4 года назад +2

      hehe

    • @ericg2007
      @ericg2007 4 года назад +6

      He doesn’t like bagels. Can you ban him?

  • @yocheesyhahaha4087
    @yocheesyhahaha4087 4 года назад +198

    I bet 100 years ago link never thought he’d be doing this

    • @finalbossofschool8724
      @finalbossofschool8724 2 года назад

      Hey, his nut has been swimming in his balls for 100 years, it's like a 100 year long No nut November.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 года назад +10

      He was planning it all in his comma. He never lost his memories He just pretended to make his plan easier

  • @eastoncummings3081
    @eastoncummings3081 4 года назад +19

    8:10 Imagine purah just seeing link glide all the way down there so fast

  • @james8616
    @james8616 4 года назад +38

    “And ‘protect her’”
    *moves head weirdly
    “Protect her”

  • @felipemendonca6969
    @felipemendonca6969 4 года назад +44

    6:41 Ganon horse confirmed.

  • @JDT2309
    @JDT2309 4 года назад +56

    This is what happens if you stare at paint, you get scarred from the things you see

  • @MarntchManatee
    @MarntchManatee 4 года назад +47

    Paya gave link that top tier 🧠 it refilled his hearts and bought em right back down to half

  • @sirprincethelancer7433
    @sirprincethelancer7433 4 года назад +8

    “Thanks for staying by my side even though you’re on the brink of death.”

  • @chariiteee
    @chariiteee 4 года назад +23

    I would love to see the clip of you actually finding out the old man is king rhoam for the first time 😂😂

  • @illusionaryheart3325
    @illusionaryheart3325 4 года назад +211

    “Wisconsin is the worst state”. I live in Florida and can tell you this is false

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 4 года назад +11

      Atleast Florida isn't as bad as California

    • @illusionaryheart3325
      @illusionaryheart3325 4 года назад +9

      Xavier Rodriguez I’ve never lived in California but frim what I understand, that’s a valid statement

    • @MintsyMilky
      @MintsyMilky 4 года назад

      Heyyy Florida friends

    • @nathannolte4333
      @nathannolte4333 4 года назад +1

      Oof I've lived in both of those states.
      Love me with all of my heart though!

    • @iamcuthulu316
      @iamcuthulu316 4 года назад +1

      Indiana exists.

  • @baranorak4080
    @baranorak4080 4 года назад +63

    We're all waiting patiently for the $1000 for the most (un)wholesome Zelda speedrin competition

  • @masterwings50
    @masterwings50 4 года назад +19

    6:42 horse said you aint getting laid today lol

  • @todaysoxygenisokay1315
    @todaysoxygenisokay1315 3 года назад +27

    This video is the definition of the "when she say's she's home alone" meme.

  • @LP-cx4jq
    @LP-cx4jq 4 года назад +8

    Normal players:Link and Zelda are in Love
    PointCrow fans:hold my heirloom

  • @ShiriusuNH
    @ShiriusuNH 4 года назад +55

    Funny how fast his run was going when the reward was getting laid kek

  • @technorazor976
    @technorazor976 4 года назад +40

    After hearing that he dislikes cream cheese and bagels, I can never look at him the same way again.

    • @patmurph7769
      @patmurph7769 3 года назад +3

      And says chunky peanut butter is better than smooth peanut butter

  • @emilyblair4867
    @emilyblair4867 4 года назад +206

    Wow, animal crossing looks different

    • @pinpuff6457
      @pinpuff6457 4 года назад

      Emily Keating LMAO

    • @yayayayaya2561
      @yayayayaya2561 4 года назад +2

      It's link awakening, are you dumb

    • @Zero-rm7fp
      @Zero-rm7fp 4 года назад +4

      Animal crossing?
      I thought its minecraft

    • @horseboi984
      @horseboi984 4 года назад +1

      Thought it was doom eternal

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 года назад +1

      Thought this was Persona 2 Electric Boogaloo...

  • @dachking6657
    @dachking6657 4 года назад +35

    Even though I’ve never tried it, I’ll defend the celery/salsa thing. It’s literally a vegetable covered in another vegetable. I don’t see how that’s gross.
    Not liking bagels/cream cheese is inexcusable though.

  • @WoodymC
    @WoodymC 4 года назад +12

    The fairy quoting Homer Simpson: "It's not leaking, ..." --- "...it's OVERFLOWING!!!"

  • @davidhalim3942
    @davidhalim3942 4 года назад +119

    The second most pleasant speedrun in the community

    • @kilometerbob2662
      @kilometerbob2662 4 года назад +4

      whats the first

    • @scooote9478
      @scooote9478 4 года назад +8

      @@kilometerbob2662 the dog percent maybe i guess?
      i dont really know something else that everyone
      considers pleasant

    • @kiranaun9593
      @kiranaun9593 4 года назад +14

      @@kilometerbob2662 Good boi percent for sure

    • @davidhalim3942
      @davidhalim3942 4 года назад

      @@kilometerbob2662 Dog percent

    • @Enderdude722
      @Enderdude722 3 года назад +4

      Dog wit da butter on him%

  • @kawaii_strong
    @kawaii_strong 4 года назад +30

    I feel like the armor upgrades should've been included in the get laid %. I mean some of those cutscenes are... Intense. Lmao

    • @xian2themax
      @xian2themax 3 года назад +1

      That would take forever and not be enjoyable

  • @waterboi8686
    @waterboi8686 4 года назад +103

    speedrun to farlands minecraft

  • @TRoller927
    @TRoller927 4 года назад +13

    From a movie called Dogma:
    "Were they sent to hell?"
    "Worse... Wisconsin!"

  • @auronkardek
    @auronkardek 4 года назад +10

    5:21 WHAT IT'S
    IT'S ACTUALY THE KING OF HYRULE ??? OMG LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @chrisryan9251
    @chrisryan9251 4 года назад +6

    5:47 I love seeing him mad, best clip.

  • @tobs__
    @tobs__ 4 года назад +30

    *now I know what link does when he’s on a sugar rush*

    • @tobs__
      @tobs__ 4 года назад +1

      Botw Link リンク yep. You heard that.

    • @dawnmint
      @dawnmint 4 года назад

      ;-;

    • @tobs__
      @tobs__ 4 года назад

      Botw Link リンク Suuurrreeee

    • @tobs__
      @tobs__ 4 года назад

      Botw Link リンク *well I Mean, you’re lucky that you actually did crap than me getting stiff joints Keeping Ganon sealed.*

  • @thecraftiest0892
    @thecraftiest0892 4 года назад +6

    6:42 is the funniest thing I've ever seen in botw lol

  • @eijiroukirishima1600
    @eijiroukirishima1600 4 года назад +4

    10:47 WHEN I SAY MY JAW DROPPED-

  • @XEAZUR
    @XEAZUR 3 года назад +6

    Imagine being zelda and seeing link slowly wake up to pick up the sheikah slate, clip through a wall, literally beat the shrines in seconds, to obtain the paraglider to then get laid with another girl

  • @ilipadskillz5699
    @ilipadskillz5699 4 года назад +37

    Jeez, what do people do to think of new speedruns.... zelda sure aint happy after this

  • @quicksilver5789
    @quicksilver5789 4 года назад +10

    Its funny is how theirs one reference in the journal of various worries in the corner, were the “lonely arrow girl” wished link would come by and, “nock an arrow for her” cuz its been WAAAY too long.
    And paya got him first.

  • @versuszoro_2955
    @versuszoro_2955 4 года назад +16

    "we did it with link without clothes" i wish i could've saw what link did without crow getting demonitized

  • @asky-ne7yz
    @asky-ne7yz 2 года назад +6

    I love how sleeping with a girl takes longer than defeating an ancient king of evil who put in danger a whole civilization

  • @homied9294
    @homied9294 4 года назад +3

    8:55
    “say cheese!!~”
    aww

  • @mooglefluff
    @mooglefluff 4 года назад +4

    8:50 that was so wholesome aw

  • @ЦветелинаЦветанова-л5п

    Some of y'all never going to complete that speedrun

  • @OnlyHopeRemainsTTV
    @OnlyHopeRemainsTTV 3 года назад +8

    I wish this had taken 19 more seconds, so he could've completed it in 69 minutes.

  • @ahuman2791
    @ahuman2791 4 года назад +6

    That pokemon fire red story was absolute gold. Also how do you talk to chat AND speedrun the game at the same time? You're a multitasking god lmao.

    • @finalbossofschool8724
      @finalbossofschool8724 2 года назад

      (current) profile name: a human
      (current) profile picture: a zora
      Hmmmm, thats not right.

  • @damiensmidt6708
    @damiensmidt6708 4 года назад +3

    First speedrunner I've ever seen whose ego isn't completely blown out of proportion, and doesn't look like they're dying inside, and actually funny! What a glorious day

  • @saphire2473
    @saphire2473 4 года назад +28

    I was eating a bagel when you said you don’t like them

    • @patmurph7769
      @patmurph7769 3 года назад

      And I was eating smooth peanut butter when he said chunky peanut butter is better

  • @rambro654m8
    @rambro654m8 4 года назад +12

    "I don't like bagels they're just bread" yeah well maybe because you are missing the key ingredient!!!

  • @zt8003
    @zt8003 4 года назад +6

    Chat when he leaves: Father don’t go. please

  • @yoshisaur2693
    @yoshisaur2693 4 года назад +8

    You should try dropping the bookshelf into death mountain someday, it's hard but I almost did it once.

  • @rockbender3
    @rockbender3 3 года назад +4

    I love that video games allow you to do things that you could never accomplish in real life.

  • @chicken2323
    @chicken2323 4 года назад +7

    You know it’s a real pointcrow speedrun if he forgets to do the shrine

  • @iloveumorethananything
    @iloveumorethananything 4 года назад +84

    CREAM CHEESE IS THE BEST CHEESE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTT.
    I literally eat cream cheese on its own without anything else it’s so good.

    • @iloveumorethananything
      @iloveumorethananything 4 года назад +18

      WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT LIKE BAGELS EITHER!!!!! BRUH WHATTT WHAT GOES ON W YOUR TASTE BUDS

    • @Plasticityy
      @Plasticityy 4 года назад +2

      lotus bro I love bagels

    • @masterwings50
      @masterwings50 4 года назад +3

      Cream cheese is good but i would eat it by itself that’s sickening

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 4 года назад +4

      I'm more of a "stand-alone white cheddar" person myself, but cream cheese on bagels is fucking awesome.

    • @Alex-hj2jd
      @Alex-hj2jd 4 года назад

      Nasty

  • @cassielmoon8070
    @cassielmoon8070 4 года назад +11

    When this popped up on my Fyp, I Bursted out laughing, 😅😂 Another great video Crow, Thanks for the awesome content, stay safe!

  • @johnnyjoestar477
    @johnnyjoestar477 3 года назад +4

    Zelda watching her crush sleep with another girl before she can confess: *visible depression*

    • @Boltylool506
      @Boltylool506 3 года назад

      Bro 🤣

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa 3 года назад

      @Isabelle Ivask You're forgetting about the girl from Twilight Princess who loses her memory...
      Yes, I don't like Link x Zelda.

  • @saulcuthbertson7248
    @saulcuthbertson7248 4 года назад +13

    No one:
    Botw speedrunners: that was SPEEEDY!

  • @BJGvideos
    @BJGvideos 4 года назад +4

    Unusual snack combination here--popcorn with mustard. Me and my sister got that from a babysitter.
    Bagels CAN be good but ugh so many people make them too dense.

  • @matthewbeats3458
    @matthewbeats3458 4 года назад +5

    When Point-crow says Wisconsin is the worst state and you have lived there all 15 years of your life and can’t even deny it. Feels bad man (we do have good forest tho)

    • @fatimahernandez670
      @fatimahernandez670 4 года назад

      Same bruh was born in Colorado but moved to Wisconsin when I was a few months old. Lived in the same old town near Madison for as long as I lived. Ngl it is kinda boring. The dells and the forests are cool tho 😳

  • @hellothere729
    @hellothere729 4 года назад +10

    Next video: beating botw without turning on my switch

    • @adamyusuf1805
      @adamyusuf1805 4 года назад

      *insert Lenny face cuz I can’t type it so the is the best I can do*

  • @jpogabe1950
    @jpogabe1950 3 года назад +1

    5:34 That's going to be my yearbook quote lol

  • @DashB-ee9ty
    @DashB-ee9ty 3 года назад +1

    When u see that one chat message that says “Sidon is hot? Have you guys not seen Daruk??” LOL

  • @reddragun0813
    @reddragun0813 4 года назад +4

    My favorite part was when he he said "Paya! Hello." and she went 'Ungh'

  • @BlizzBobm
    @BlizzBobm 2 года назад +5

    Bro after he got the BTB on the blue bokoblin I accidentally bounced all the way to to 15 minutes and literally thought I traveled in time.

  • @Archabolt
    @Archabolt 4 года назад +4

    Actually, soloing with your starter pokemon is a fast way to complete the game.
    More interesting is sending a pokemon with surf ect. into a new pokemon black/white file. The only barrier to going to p 2 lab is high level wild/ trainer battles. The game doesn't block you using HMs for not having badges.
    I found it a fun challenge, with underleveled pokemon. I wonder how many people know it isn't badge locked, I haven't seen any discussions on it.

  • @NoyzBocks
    @NoyzBocks 4 года назад +1

    dude, fuck the gameplay these conversations are phenomenal lmfao

  • @joshuawaugh1052
    @joshuawaugh1052 3 года назад +2

    10:54
    Eric: *says he doesn't like bagels and cream cheese sucks*
    Me: *suddenly has a British accent* You monster

  • @jonnyducker
    @jonnyducker 4 года назад +8

    Speed run idea: TRON Lightbike Challenge: can you beat the game without ever crossing your own path as shown by the Hero's path? And if that's too easy, can you beat the divine beats? How many shrines can you beat? For extra bragging points, no teleporting (except the stuff that happens automatically in cutscenes). You have to walk or ride everywhere.

    • @wgar7970
      @wgar7970 4 года назад +2

      jonnyducker Like the game snake?

    • @jonnyducker
      @jonnyducker 4 года назад +1

      @Terminal : Sure, like snake with an infinitely long tail. That might be a more recognizable comparison than TRON.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 года назад

      You could never go to the same place twice then.