Speedrunning Breath of the Wild, but it's totally wrong
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- Опубликовано: 5 мар 2020
- We take a completely normal speedrun, Go Home and Die%, and completely do it wrong. Turning a 4 minute speedrun into over an hour---and it's amazing.
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POINTCROW
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Outro animation by CE Designs
Artwork/Emotes by Kiwibii, Lycel, SSSucrose
Editting by / sniearrs 
Игры
What other crazy things do you think I should do? (and yes, I actually look for ideas here, that's where "Breath of the Wild without walking" came from)
Also, check out the unedited run on the VOD Channel: ruclips.net/video/45XxQLJC3x0/видео.html
PointCrow, you can’t tell me what to do.. but ok.
hey thanks for the shoutout, thats me
Have you done Botw without gliding?
Botw in the worst order possible?
Overload% (See how quickly you can overload the menu)
This is GoHomeAndDie%
The other one is just GoBackToSleep%
Or this is GetHomeandDie%
This deserves more attention
cioplasm majic or leavehomeandgetastickofflameandreturntoyourhouseanddie%
my mom could easily finish go back to sleep%
5moreminutes%
This is exactly what the speedrun should be. The shrine of resurrection was never "home." That would be like me living in my casket every day.
I thought about this too but I did come up with a maybe of whT this was that winning run, if the goal was to have link die in his own bed and the person used semantics since it is very bed like and he spent 100 years with that as his housing.... I'm just saying technically this could have been the runners fault for ruining the run for others doing what pointcrow did
Manuel Jaco Let's start a petition to change the category to what it _should_ be.
Wanna know how to make the run cooler and longer, 100% house and death
Goggles Luxio That would require completing the Champions' Ballad, and by extension the Divine Beasts, producing the scenario of:
Link has just proven himself to be worthy of the fifth Divine Beast. He has taken back all 4 of the other Divine Beasts, and the spirits of his former allies back him. So one could imagine their shock when, after hanging up the recovered photo in his home, he straight-up kills himself.
@@zekeram129 yknow, I was thinking more of a mad scramble for rupees, but that's a lot funnier
Watch the moderators look at the run and be like: "Well, he's right. He did go home and die. I guess all the other runs are obsolete, now."
Mythril's Glory I want this to happen
Check your likes
@@eekembookum Did you wake me up at 3 in the morning because the like counter said 420?
@@daltonhaglund949 of course i did my good sir and I'd do it again if i could
@@eekembookum... Well played, sun. Well played...
Sleep lightly.
the way I see it, you are the only one who did the run right so far
Same
So he won! Cool!
this was *exactly* what i wanted to comment
I know. The house in Hateno was the first thing I thought of when I saw it.
“The way I see it, the Jedi are evil.”
2:49
"Shrinerection"
-Crow
Shrine erection?
???
Lmao
[Insert morning wood joke]
@@mikiz1899 Insert 30 wood joke
I love the concept of perverting the intention of the speedrun- without the commentary it's like somebody heard the name of the speedrun, did what they *thought* it would be, and then went "wait was that not right??" and rushed to complete the official goal
I would definitely think of it like that if I didn't know
This reminds me of a story of I think Golden Eye 64 speedrun of a guy who was told "keep your nose to the grindstone" so he went through whole game staring at the ground, technically setting a record (shaving off seconds of even top record because game ran slightly faster with less loading) but no one liked since "it was boring" or something
@@colin3ds1 its a real thing: ruclips.net/video/FKkhzioZVD0/видео.html
To be honest, I would have done a Hateno house run and not the Shrine run.
To be honest, I would have done a Hateno house run and not the Shrine run.
Imagine being Zelda and watching link immediately kill himself after 100 years of waiting
“Link, you must stop ga-“
“Where’d he go?”
Link: Fuck you Zelda!
I had enough of this bullshit!
Yeet! (dies)
Link: Fuck you Zelda!
I had enough of this bullshit!
Yeet! (dies)
This dude’s personality is infectious. I love how much you love this game and how genuine you are. I know this is a silly video, so it might not mean a ton to you, but this is one of my favorite videos I’ve watched from any content creator in a while.
Thank you so so so much 😭😭
I agree this guy is a breath of fresh air. Thanks pointcrow
@@Chroniknight was that a fucking pun
Ur so right
GAY FOR U
this just makes more sense who considers the shrine their home its the spawn.
what the fuck are you trying to say?
@@ScatLuigi are you illiterate nigga?
@@ScatLuigi They're saying going to the actual home in Hateno makes more sense than going to the shrine in "Go Home and Die%". Why do you seem so upset lmao
@@Jay-sl9jo Because Christopher up there doesn't seem to know what periods or commas are.
commas dude, they're the difference between, "my favorite things are eating my family and going to the beach" and "my favorite things are eating, my family, and going to the beach."
I remember proposing and routing out this category after I found out that go home and die% was a joke, then promptly getting told that nobody would put over half an hour into a joke category like this.
well who's laughing now!
That’s a W
And also, there's Getting Over It's Meme% category where it has to be as long as possible with at least 50% being GOI
@@laurinneff4304 the wr is a single frame lmaooo
It is heavily implied by the game that that is Link's old house before the shrine of resurrection anyways. This is lore friendly, ya did good! ;P
The other runs will be taken down
Where is it ever implied that the SoR is Link’s old house? I’ve seen about every story thing in the game twice and I’ve never ever seen anything to even remotely suggest that the SoR was his house
@@swordsmancs From what I remember a few of townsfolk talk about the abandoned house, stating nobody has lived there for a long time and that they decided to tear it down finally when they could not discern the owner. Bottom of page 376 of Creating a Champion talks about Link's origins to possibly be Hateno, while using the image of Link standing in front of that very house. Since this is official material, even a hint is pretty telling.
@@swordsmancs not the SoR, they mean the house you buy. it's heavily implied that it was link's house 100 years ago before he went to live at the castle as Zelda's appointed knight.
@@swordsmancs not SoR duh
Tron Lightbike run: Can to beat BotW without ever crossing your own path? And if that's too easy, can you beat the 4 divine beasts without ever crossing your own path? Or how many shrines can you get without crossing your own path?
This idea. I like it.
this is an awesome idea!!
Oh that's fun! How do you keep track tho? Is there a mod?
Melissa King heroes path on the map, it comes with the DLC
That’s an awesome idea
I would love to see the reaction of the moderator who verifies this.
Link is like "i need to buy a house fast, and putting on pants is too slow"
Well, at least Bolson probably appreciates it. Doubt most realtors would sell a house to someone not wearing pants.
Man, i had that "die" speedrun day one. Controller bugged and ran me off the cliff immediately after the opening cinematic.
I did not survive.
💀
💀
Not gonna lie, you’re the only one who did the speedrun *right* in my eyes.
I can just imagine Zelda watching this in disdain
Sees title
Me: of course
literally no one: Finishing all the speed runs for fun
PointCrow: Finishes them them all for our sake
Also PointCrow: creating more speed runs just for our entertainment
dude, every time crow smiles i copy him without realizing
his smile is contagious
@@Kate-nu5qz no joke
Dude, every time I view a comment I like it without realising
I'd like your comment but you have 69 likes
Edit: Rip
@@legionarmatay4399 let's get it to 341 then
The post commentary crow was pretty poggie woggie
I love pointcrows chanel
2:49 “to die... in the shrine of erect- shrine of resurrection”
Thanks, I love it.
I think the category should be “go back to sleep” when you die In the shrine on the resurrection thingy
what you do is actually what i thought this speedrun was and should be about
Tbh, I think this has potential to be an actually cool run when optimized.
Since you've done the most wholesome run, now do the most unwholesome: Go to to every stable, register a horse, and immediately kill it.
_Malanya says you’ll regret that_
Dont forget the part where you get the camera rune and fill it pictures of payas ass then get naked and stand on impa and crouch spam
Nooo!! 😭
Then you have to resurect them lol
Animal cruelty%
4 lynel guts and 1 restless cricket makes a potion you can sell for over 3k rupees if I'm not mistaken. Don't know if that's faster than talus farming though.
PointCrow: so there's this speed run I couldn't possibly fail
Well I'm gonna do it wrong.
Me: Not the content I thought I wanted wanted but it's definitely what I needed
Is there a food speed run? Like, fastest to make all the recipe posters and recipe side quests.
Or complete the compendium by taking a selfie with each item/animal/monster.
Erin I like the compendium idea, imma try to do that
Isn't the second part of 100%?
Food% anyone?
There is a bread% but i dont know of any other food runs
Do a 69% speedrun.
Yea
Ironic how this comment has 69 likes.
still perfect
@@SupRemE-en2xp let's get it to 420
I hath brought it to 131. Help get it to 420z
This- of *all* of Crow’s runs- is the “first try run”. It’s hilarious to me
3:40 (in chat)
Get a horse with 5 *yahs*
Honestly when he said Go Home and Die i thought it was gonna be to go back to links house and die as the actual speed run
I like how he cut when he fell off the plateau talus, stellar editing
This version of the run is far more interesting than the actual run. More room for routing and strategies.
16:21 “Give me the extra inch chat, I need it”
It never gets old.
Alternate title: Frick this I'm not saving the world
i have no idea how i stumbled on your channel but you're doing hylia's work, my dude
Honestly this should have been how this category works in the first place.
This run is longer than any%
That’s hilarious
When I heard the % name, I actually thought you had to buy the entire house to finish the run.
I was 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
"The Shrine of Erection"
-Crow, Point
And this. This video finally lets me understand the famous speed run animation.
I love how zelda waited for 100 years for link to awaken as the last hope,than he proceeds to die by suicide XD
I’d probably off myself too if I woke up to find a world where everything wants to kill me, can you really blame Link?
*starts a run that is meant to be valid to submit by the end but reinterprets the title* *praises someone in chat for coming up with that idea 24 minutes in as if it wasn't already the plan*
I think he initially wanted to end it at the hateno death and the first part was edited in
could you do a tutorial on windbombing? I've been trying to figure it out for ages but I just keep blowing myself up
Why do none of these videos have a "let's go!" counter? You need a Let's Go counter
You are so entertaining. Also I just got BOTW and have been binging your vids, I hope to be an ounce as good as you one day!
thank you!! I'm not good at BOTW though, just REALLY persistent
Peeped you on Polygon today. Story about no walk run. Nice
The "buy new home and die, but get homesick and die again."
you have become a daily watch for me some few weeks ago just subscribed now because i've never thought I would be this much into zelda speedrunning, but I think its because of you doing the speedruns, you seem like a really cool guy
So happy I stumbled on your channel! I can’t stop binging all of your content in my free time (which for me is a miracle since I have a short attention span lol). Keep up the great work, really love your the content and the way you interact with your audience👌🏻
Just to put this out there, the fastest way to get rupees by far is to grab any royal guard weapon, go to the Riverside stable, overload the menu with multishot bows and shock arrows, and then equipment desync the royal guard weapon to any other weapon. Then you just speak to Parcy over and over and get infinite rupees extremely quickly
1:44 Chat: “Link really just said 5 more minutes” 😭🤚
After going back to the leaderboards for this category, almost 4 years after this video has been posted, I can confirm that other people are still doing this speedrun wrong, b/c we ALL know that PointCrow's route is the TRUE "Actually Go Home and Die%" run.
Congrats, I just saw an article about your no-walking playthrough
I can just imagine a moderator dying of laughter while watching this
This guys enthusiasm through out all of it is just amazing
2:48 this man was about to say *" Shrine of Erection"*
I propose a new category: "buy a house and die".
“Because.. I just wanna get better at this.”
Thank you for a wholesome inspiring moment there. That was pure :) you’re awesome man. Keep workin hard
I'm kind of disappointed that it uses the resurrection bed your verstion makes so much more sence for the speedrun's name
I only just recently discovered you and I am really enjoying your content. You are an enjoyable person to watch and you really enjoy what you do. Keep it up man!
I remember being at this stream, but didn’t get to see all of it, love you Crow! Best streamer
yo I was in the middle of watching the VODS for this when I got the notification
keep doing what you are doing crow!
PointCrow: Requires you to die in the shrine of ere- resurrection
All of us: *We heard that*
I like how there's a specific category for the Breath of the Wild speedruns called "Go home and die". Honestly, best name for it.
I love wholesome people like this it’s more fun to watch
This is the epitome of “you know what? I will!”
I'm doing this speedrun when I call my teacher mom
Imagine your Zelda and you just see link running then committing suicide and resetting the save.
Honestly, I thought of the same thing where you would buy and get the house and die in there but it sucks how you still have to die in the Shrine of Ressurection
I think this is the first time I’ve heard PointCrow happy to die in a game 😂
Crow, you and Smallant are literally the best streamers. You guys are just so awesome! ☺️❤️👏
Always love you're videos so entertaining!!!!
IMAGINE AFTER HE DID THIS, THE RULES WERE "GLITCH LESS"
This video actually made me laugh out loud 😂
God I love pose-commentary Crow.
I want to see some footage of crow playing botw for the first time
I was here for this stream but fell asleep before you even got to the first stone talus (it was like 3am in the UK). Glad I know now!
I like the post-film point crow
Only PointCrow could take a 4 minute run and make it well over an hour long.
that post recording commentary was actually very helpful to understand the context of the rest of the video.
Lol I was wondering how my WR video got 5.5k views xD I actually love the concept a lot, great video dude! :D
This channel is just the best
Homeowner% actually sounds really cool
American Dream%
Seeing the thumbnail and the category I was surprised that this wasn’t the legitimate way of doing this speedrun
This is legit so amazing
It’s really sad that a year (or more) later this run isn’t there.
Just found your channel and immediately subscribed. You are just too adorable :D
Bear% where you ride a bear as fast as possible
congrats on the polygon article! it's was in my Google news notifications this morning lmao
Your videos make doing my projects and homework so much better
Not Katie ie not doing them at all
Mr.ShadowKnight you got me
every time you do a run that involves any%ing the great plateau, you say that it's the fastest you've ever done it, and you wanna know what?
YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT
This man runs through Talusus I run away from talusus
This is honestly way better than actual go home and die%. Routing wood and stuff? hell yes
Subscribed, love it 👍👍👍
You're so nerdy I love it!
Ahh he never ceases to amaze me