When Breath of the Wild Speedrunning Gets WEIRDER
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2020
- You thought Breath of the Wild Get Laid% was weird? you have no idea.
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#botw #breathofthewild #speedrun 
Игры
quarantine has us all feeling different
follow me on twitter lmao twitter.com/pointcrow
Sidon has a fan club lol
Hello do u reply
It's not quarantine, it's lockdown. Huge difference.
I don't know how to verify my account
Hey crow you should totally do a botw speedrun where you can’t turn around😂😂
Imagine being zelda and seeing link wake up after one hundred years just for the first thing for him to do is smash
I would like this, but you have 69 likes. That said, nice
I came back, and since it was no longer at 69, I liked it.
If I hadn't had any in 100 years I know what my first priority would be lmao
Same with Laid%
**laughs in super smash bros**
Dib Dab ouch.... banjo and kazooies first game since nuts and bolts was smashing.
“We’ve really been pushing the Zelda team to get the sequel to Breath of the Wild out as fast as possible, so that people stop making these degenerate speedrun categories”
-Doug Bowser, probably
@Super Iscool You act like those two things are mutually exclusive. :P
"We knew what was going to happen when we added it to the game."
- Eiji Aonuma, probably
It'll just get worse in the next game lmfao
Doug has no say on the games
@@nightwalker174 r/ wooosh
I appreciate Crow's patience explaining the same strats over and over every stream
Ikr
I think he does this to remind himself
It’s not patience persay but it’s good for new viewers so that’s y he does it
WhY cAnT u JuSt FalL dAmAgE cAnCeL oFf tHe PlaTeAu
@@teddyreddinger1916 BeCaUsE ThE GaMe WoN't AlLoW iT
When you have to pay 11600 rupees to get smashed
12100, gotta pay for the mask too
So prostitution?
That's only $159.47 USD, not too bad XD
@@SpartanFore How did you calculate that?
Luna Beekhuize, probably comparing to indian rupees
WHOAHHH%
Get to the part of the game where you find out about King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule
hes done that in like every run
Yeah, i know, he's so good at it
this is just any% run great plateau portion
we NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED crow to see this
@@SirHamSandwich9832 no, too many Es, and fortnite is a trashfire.
getlaid%, smash%
What's next? Ass%?
How fast can you get to the Silent Princess Memory?
wait actually hold up
Y E S.
hol up das illegal she was 17 at the time
@@thermonuclearexplosive shhhhhhhh shhh shh nintendo knew what they were doing
Tony Bishop FBI OPEN UP
Chad% upgrade a piece of armor to level 4 at all 4 fairy's and ''stay the whole day'' with Paya, and maybe even get the silent princess memory aswell as the mipha healing one.
I support your idea.
@@hbue.6361 no
more like zeus%
...get it?
YES.....TERDAY
@Ralph Yeet wait! you actually did it?!!!
Just get all the memories, so that you can recognize Zelda in the end and call it Waifu%. Please, I'm begging you!
Simp%
The category already exists. It is called "Best Ending".
Everyone knows that Mipha is the true waifu
Yes mipha is
Simp%
Seeing him run around with a half heart made me really anxious lol
Ikr
"The longer a game is out, the more depraved the speedrun categories get." - John F. Kennedy
Stop quoting me over every single video that is weird. I once said something to justify a thing I did.
-John F. Kennedy
Should have gone to the dude who literally pays you to find a fairy. Easy money right there
Smh didn’t that guy only give 500 rupees for a fairy that cost 1,000 then not give you a reward
@@milkyfries3172 he gives you 500 for the fairy that asks for 500 so that would have saved a bit of time since you only have to go to the stable that he flew over
Mackensie Bass are you talking about the fairy in kakariko? I was thinking about the 2nd fairy. He didn’t give me 500 more afterwards though, but I’m assuming its because I had to do it a different way
themajestic Unacorn no hes talking about a different thing. theres a guy named toren whos at the tabantha great bridge stable who would offer you 500 rupees to pay for a fairy. he cant do it himself because he cant trek the mountain
anna needs help that’s exactly what I was talking about- but he doesn’t give you the rest of the 500 for the fairy
The real smash%:
the only items (including food and materials) you're allowed to get are key items, travelers bow, boomerang, regular arrow, ancient arrow, champions tunic, hylian trousers, master sword, and hylian shield.
I get it. BoTW Link from Smash Ultimate.
@@blueboy0853 yep
Flashbacks to the stealthfin trout stress during stream
Don’t forget them Talus’s and rupee grinding
Lemillion AMVs especially dying to that same one 3 times, beating it, not saving it, then dying from fall damage XD
spiderdude2099 yup
@@theonephoenix1748
Hdnd
Oh my gosh that took forever aaaa
"Sometimes boys need to become men"
*flashback to smallant1 saying "boys get girlfriends, men subscribe to smallant1"*
*Mista does not like the number at all*
D:
@@hoshismadnessindontlie8635 44444444444444444444444444
3:59 Have you seen the cutscene, what happens is anything but consensual
Straight up, all that is nonconsensual minus the fact that Link paid for his equipment to be upgraded
@@lbgreviews I MEAN, He paid for the Armour upgrade NOT GETTING RAPED BY A RULE 34 DRAG QUEEN-
@@teaganwillier-lauck638 do you know what a Drag Queen actually is or are you just regurgitating whatever the fuck you heard someone once say completely out of context?
That's why he had to put the disclaimer in
@@BooksandBuns Well it looks like what a drag queen would weaR
Imagine waking up after 100 years with no memory and the first thing you do is get pegged
I love how Link did his “I’m falling to my death” yell when the fairy took him under 💀
She was the oldest and a granny. Smh.
"Lets smash eachother" --PointCrow
The fact that I read both comments right when he said that triggered me
5:54 I just noticed that if Link has literally just his feet in the puddle, the water is dripping from his hair and arms.
He is a piece of paper
Paper Poseidon, the hero we needed
@@xTetraMuffinsx So his feet just detach instead of his body being soaked.
WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT NOOO WAAAYY ITS KING RHOAM BOSPHORUS HYRULE THE LAST LEADER OF HYRULE THERE'S NO WAY HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE I'M NOT LYING LIKE WTF HOW IS HE THERE HE'S DEAD
Auryn Petterson he is a spirit ? lol
@@randomguywitharandomname6588 I see your not a person of culture
This is an anonymous plot that old dude cannot be KING BOSPHERAMUS HYRULE
IS THAT KING BOSPHORAMUS HYRULE!?!?!?!?!??! NOO WAY NO NO NO NO NO!!!! HES DEAD LIKE OMG DUD THATS THE KING BOSPHORAMUS HYRULE LIKE HOLY CRAP HE WAS THE LAST KING OF HYRULE NO WAY OMG
ITS ACTUALLY HIM?!?!?!?
I'm Italian and I understand a word about three sentences of what you say, but nevertheless you are my favorite streamer
Topazio
Interesting story italian man
@@jaboiii7058 i think it's a sad story: my english is very bad
@@arielmantovani2913 My brother can speak Italian fluently, but the only word I know is topazio.
@@lunabeekhuizen8858 not pizza or pasta? 😂
I love how link screams the same way he does when you die falling off a shrine
I do love everyone comparing time zones while it's casually 7:42 pm Australian time lmfao
Another Australian here :)
As a fellow Australian I thank you for saying your good word, I know you will see this comment some time and when you do know I thank and appreciate you
nice a bunch of australians
Hello fellow australian
Hey I'm the late Australian
"we gotta be presentable" *proceeds to strip
So this is basically another version of the “Get Laid” speedrun, huh...
No this is smash%
No this is patrick
nintendo is so FAMILY FRIENDLY ,also i like how link yells when she grabs him
How about Wardrobe% where you try to get every outfit asap
It's up to you whether or not that includes the colour variations XD
Nice choice of pfp
when it’s literally 2:35 am but ur vibing anyway
You do realise that timezones exist?
It’s 7 50pm here in Australia
He is Pacific standard time. So for him it is 1:00
@@demonmonty30 idk bout Millie but i'm in Australia as well and i had some traditional sausages on a BBQ
Me: how weird can it get
Pointcrow: Weirder
Point crow in every video: THIS IS THE FASTEST IVE DONE GREAT PLATEAU
It feels like a piece of hylian armor would be easier to upgrade since you get 15 amber from fighting the taluses and there's less rng when killing bokoblins.
Dumb Hat percent: Get the Thunder helm permanently from Riju. Time starts when you can move and ends when you survive being struck by lightning (wearing helm, no cheating with fairies you mischievous bird).
what about ancient helm tho
@@Sillyvi115 thunderhelm def harder. You have to do naboris AND all of the geurudo side quests to get it
Rubber Armor upgraded twice lets you survive lightning too.
bruh when link got pulled into the fountain and he was screaming i died
damn did you get better
@@shanestaley6595 it’s been 10 months, I think this was permanent 😔✊
It's day 69 in quarantine and those speed runs are starting to look kinda... Hot
Btw, you should've done this wearing the rubber armor.
He doesn't have enough time to get that in a speed run
@@bsmith1604 yeah bc he'll need it covering his whole body for the great fairies 🤙🏼
Definitely, with the size of the fairies…
When you were at the temple of time and launched off it cut to an ad after you said "damnnn that was-" and it was a weird anime game ad and I was so confused I thought it was a part of the video lmao
in the first second I'm dying, no build-up at all just "we're doing smash%"
Stud%+ includes laid %, smash %+ (you have to fully upgrade a piece of armour at each great fairy), and the mipha healing memory, and the silent princess memory
(btw i thought of a couple of these but other people have said the memories)
Thot run: Electric Boogaloo
💣Juice💣
bread
Tag 2: Electric Boogaloo
Grian?
Grian
Well I guess after a hundred years of no action I’d also be in a rush to get smashed.
8:25 Starving for rupees, thirsting for great fairies.
I wonder if farming gormet meat and then selling it, waiting at a fire, selling more etc would be another method that could be done in this speed run?
I found recently that stealth elixirs sell for good money, 300-700 depending on quality. I made a bunch with fireflies and 4 monster parts each, but I also varied between common and higher quality parts, including Hinox toenails and teeth.
Also, there's an NPC walking around the Goron village that buys gems for more than the other shops, but only 10 at a time, and only the specific gem she wants at the time... Might be a useful strat.
You sounded like Mario when you said 'Topazio' lmao
Thats funny. Topazio is topaz in italian
@@ogreboi2954 ironic lol
Taleisha Belle no he just said it in a semi Italian accent
Super Topazio Odyssey
I just heard him say that lol
When I saw smash % I thought it meant get him his exact smash load out. Which might also make for an interesting speedrun
Crow, you should do a 100% run of all Taluses, Hinox, and Moldugas (for Kilton's medals)!!
Should have called this the thirsty speed run.
Somebody seriously needs to get this man on tinder.
Stfu
Me: being in many streams and thereby knowing what's happening
Also me: watching the whole video to support my boy Erik
Everyone talking about time zones, this was released at a nice 12:00 here in Sweden XD
LMAO IT WAS 6AM WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION
Crow: has nice original content
Me: YES
Crow: has the most generic outro in the world
Me: *where did it all go wrong*
Speedrun Challenge: Misterious Old Man% run starts when you wake up in the shrine of resurrection, and ends when you find out who the old man is.
I really liked this video because it was both fun and informative, you were explaining what you were doing and why, especially the glitches.
do the longest speedrun ever: TRUE 100%, so upgrade ALL armor to +4 etc. etc
17:40 thats beedle and you cant tell me otherwise
Zelda: what took you so long?
Link: i was smashing the fairies
Zelda: you're cheating on me!?
I love how the game has its sequel soon and still there is no glitch for easy rupees
What about the guardian glitch?
there's a spot you can continually spawn farosh and get tons of horn shards to sell
8:17 Link: oh god I'm late!
Sorry im late everyone.
Ok, of to fight a huge rock beast
CROW DO THE CURSED CONTROLLER CHALLENGE!!!! Its where you switch up all your buttons so say A takes a picture and b usez you bow juat all the buttona are mixed up (og idea by MrNiceGuy)
Thats a good idea
I thought failboat did it first
@@louiepikmin3184 ehhh probably, i just saw MrNiceGuy do it so i thought he was first
You should do a stone talus run. Where the run ends when you beat all of the sTone talus
Crow: botw speed runs are weird
Zelda: HOW DARE YOU LINK!
Link: he made me do dat
Lol 😂
Link: and, hey, can you blame me?!
Zelda: [[triggered]]
I watched the stream and the most stressful part was stealthfin trout
why am i watching how a man is trying to be as fast as possible to get smashed by a giant lady
Idk if you'll ever run this again, but if you do there's a guy outside of Tabantha Bridge stable that gives you 5000 rupees for the express purpose of giving them to a great fairy.
thanks this will be useful for money for ancient amor
So, in other words, this is a speedrun to find all four Great Fairies then upgrade one piece of gear to max level?
That’s exactly what it is, but they always gotta pervert it to get views :/
@@zacjohnson452 pervert it lol , it’s a joke chill
No, it’s smash% XD
@@zacjohnson452 it is a joke category lol, what else are you going to call it “upgradepieceofarmortolevel4%”
@@purtlethetenguin why did I read that as "upgrade peace farmer"
Pointcrow, love its 4AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING
Have you met my good friend time zones?
_time zones_
I was trying to do a BTB from the temple in master mode, but couldn’t even land it. The wind bomb from Woodland Tower worked way better anyway. I got way closer to the sanctum then boosted rather than knocked off by a guardian.
Finally a break from this torture
I'm gonna have to save this and watch it with my boyfriend when quarantine is over lol
Theres a side quest at zora's domain and he gives you 3 diamonds for 15-20 luminous stone. He's close to the entrance (I did it a while ago for making the daybreaker, so I dont really remember)
Never use twitch before but I love your contents so much and will go subscribe after figuring out how to use twitch lol!!! Just caught up with all previous videos!!
Pointcrow, you never disappoint. I thought the quest for violation ended, it had only begun.
I question why i’m awake- it’s 4am
I’m happy with how quickly your channel has grown I’ve only been watching your videos for like 2 weeks and you’ve gained like 20k subs or something like that over here on RUclips
Crow: *"This speedrun is tough"*
LMAO
Pointcrow 99% of the time: nice and funny
Pointcrow when my mom walks in: SMASH PERCENT
Why dont you do super smash %, where you get all of the things that link has at his disposal when fighting in smash.
Watched the full VOD, might aswell watch the video.
I don't know if you did this or not but in the tabantha bridge stable is a guy with a sidequest where you need to find the great fairy. After you've agreed to this boy you get 500 rupies from him.
“THIS IS WHERe YOU CUT THE YT VIDEO”
was that person wrong? slightly off, but not entirely, hm?
Ts?
@@picosystem69yearsago86 not sure what the timestamp is
New challenge: Chad% - Requirements: Bang all possible girls in hyrule
Congratulations on 100k Eric
Holy crap! Your channel has blown up! I was here since 14.7k subs and your content has gotten better and better!
I love how my knee jerk reaction to this is to immediately check link's age to make sure it's not pedophilia. He's 17. I've now made this video very uncomfortable for myself when I really didn't need to
The fairies also aren’t technically human, despite the appearances :D
Also, technically link is over 100 years old so yknow
@@purtlethetenguin and the loli is actually 1000 years old
How many things did link smash before saving Zelda just wondering
You’re way too creative! Keep it up with these speed runs :)
I saw your channel because of the ring fit speedrun and started bigg big e watching your videos, you seem like a really good guy. Also try getting 1st place in ring fit speedrun!!!
I'm pretty sure there's stealthfin trouts in a river right outside of Zora's Domain
Wow honestly so ungrateful
(For anyone who wasn’t on the stream It’s a joke)
The vastness of this game can't be overstated. Imagine if you hadn't played 1000 hours like PointCrow and trying to play the game without a map. You'd get lost SO often, haha.
What about a Harem%/Playboy%(whichever people like more)? Where you need to smash EACH of the great fairies once AND get laid from Paya before then saving Zelda so you can smash her when the credits begin to roll. Thus, ending the run.
imagine speed running smash percent in real life where you start from birth
Who do a whole bunch of glitches to make the run faster like clipping out of the womb
savagclub4life wind bombing out the hospital
@@caesarshamon9742 LMFAOOOOO
@@jamiefordyce8670 BTBing off of teachers to skip school
Me: wow I’m definitely gonna be first!
My horrible WiFi: ima bout 2 end dis mans whole career
If it makey you happy. RUclips literally said that this was uploaded 28 minutes ago when the video popped up on my front page. RUclips also says your comment has been posted 29 minutes ago. So RUclips is telling me your comment is a minute older than the video itself lol. (I mean, I probably just clicked on the video the second that the minute changed xd)
:U for me it said there was a communication error
Boy hunts down magical rock monsters to farm jewels to get enough money to sugar daddy a magical fairy that enchances clothing in a world where there are robot octopus monsters and motorcycles.
Zelda walking in to heaven : this is nice
Zelda sees fairys
Zelda:so I see you let anybody in here
Zelda and fairys start fighting
Link:DONT START THAT IN HERE
This dude is really try'na get the click from the 12 year old's 😎
Based on your profile pic it works
@@coler4084 i'm fucking 16, don't judge a book by it's cover..
@@coler4084 the fact that you can't draw for shit
I clicked for the speedrun
(insert joke about being early)
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@@blueboy0853 (Insert very confused reply to the reply replying to the reply replying to the reply)
That One Gamer (insert absurdly confusing reply to the reply replying to the reply replying to the reply replying to the reply)
Zelda: sooo all you did while I was holding off Ganon is THIS???!! Such a player
Link: someone’s jealous 😏😏😏
PointCrow is my entertainment while I wait in the laundry every saturday.