Seems about right. I don't put soy sauce on everything though. I use sriracha sauce. I am also convinced that all my out of date food will eventually evolve into something very delicious. I just have to be patient.
Okay. I may be lazy and dirty... But my GOD do people actually live like that?! I'll at least wash my fucking plates when I need one, and throw away expired food!
+Moist Von Lipwig good piont but my neighbor lives like that and wow you should see his new sports car yet he never cleans anything and you can see straight into his house from the road
+A Koala with Shades I cook and it's good, but I'm no chef. I usually just mix in whatever I feel would go well with what I'm making. For instance, I recently added some jerk seasoning to a pot of spaghetti. It was spicy, but good.
+BigSirZebras I don't see the issue with eating out of pot if your cooking for yourself (and you know you won't have guests at a later date), though I still use a plate because I have the habit.
Naaah dude youre fine but you should try looking at yourself and your falt through the eyes of a stranger sometimes otherwise you could end up like that dude in the vid.
In college/uni I found out that I actually washed dishes when I'm drunk, so it all kinda worked out; thinking back, writting essays was much easier when I was drunk too...hmm staying off the bottle for the last year seems like it was a bad idea now.
zemorph42 The lowest I got would be a merit but I got distinction* a bunch of times in the begining, then I quit drinking for a while. (British grading system, think merit as being C+ to B+ and Distinction star (or *) as A to A+). That being said after I wrote those drunk essays I naturally edited them sober, admittedly I occasionally had to cut out stupid sentences like "I want a cookie". Needles to say I burnt out in my last year and just gave up, that's a whole 'nother thing and I refuse to touch alcohol when I'm depressed y'know?
As the Lumiere in my high school's "Beauty and the Beast", I admire the attention paid to the original song. And as someone who studies theatre, I admire the dinner suggestions...they'll come in handy when I'm living alone and in poverty.
I think this might apply more to bachelorettes. 1 rule: the hotter a young woman, the filthier she lives. Proven more than once. With very few exceptions.
from what i have seen being a slob is set on a porabola. really attractive and really unattractive people tend to be slobs and the more inbetween you are the more your in the middle. Though i also believe there are exceptions to every rule.
my sister lives even worse than this and all because she is to lazy to find a shop but begs my parents for money. And as soon she has money she spends it on useless stuff ( junkfood, alkohol, clothes....)
Riley Collins I'm right there with you. The urge to clean after watching this video has nothing to do with your gender and everything to do with how you live your life. My place may get a little cluttered from time to time but the common areas are always clean, and the kitchen and bathroom are spotless. The only thing I can identify with in this video is the lack of pants. My motto is " Home is where the pants aren't."
ok everybody, prepare for the opinion of a real bachelor..... 1. i dont do dishes, i have paper plates/bowls, with plastic forks, spoons and knifes...... 2. milk is definately good after the expiration date, just sniff if before you drink.... 3. there are things in my fridge that are probably 6 months old and i just forgot it existed..... 4. if there isnt a stain on my shirt or paints, and they dont stink.... they are still ok to wear.... i dont own underwear (makes the whole pants thing sound worse doesnt it?).... and 5..... my cooking level is somewhere along the lines of calling and ordering, to throwing it in the microwave and looking at the back of the box and trying to find heating instructions..... and i love this life ^-^
Rarity Belle ehhh i really could care less.... i dont care for marriage or kids, im just living my life how i like to live it, i drink my beer, play videogames, and live off of the GI bill and some disability from injuries from when i was in afghanistan.... i see way too many people who are miserable when they are married, many tell me that the single life is better, so im just going to stay like this
Your coffee maker is your best friend! Ever made soup with it? Ever since I was a kid my parents would clean out these yogurt, sour cream, etc and use them for storing leftovers!
Very nice done on the animation Collegehumor! A specially the guy, it made the clip very nice with his floating and elastic moves. I liked it very much, I'm even close to become as filthy as he but I can relay to others. Well done!
That was the most amazing animation to come out of CollegeHumor for a very... VERY long time (Probably even the only one). Excuse me while I chug this expired milk and eat moldy pizza.
You can't sue for satirical covers of original music. Weird Al talked in depth about it in a podcast i listened to a while back. Basically as long as its in satire and the lyrics are original you can do whatever song your heart desires.
he later died that week from food poisoning
His body was found in a puddle of rancid milk and top ramen.
???? ???? next to what police believe to be a moldy Pizza although they could not be sure.
Seems about right. I don't put soy sauce on everything though. I use sriracha sauce. I am also convinced that all my out of date food will eventually evolve into something very delicious. I just have to be patient.
+thatsnotagoodidea Hehe.
maybe this was how fermented cheese was created
Everything tastes oh so yum, with no tastebuds on your tongue! 1:03
Okay. I may be lazy and dirty... But my GOD do people actually live like that?! I'll at least wash my fucking plates when I need one, and throw away expired food!
+Ivan Leo or he could just be just lazy
+Chris DaSilva True, but the former is just a little more likely
+Moist Von Lipwig good piont
but my neighbor lives like that and wow you should see his new sports car
yet he never cleans anything and you can see straight into his house from the road
+Chris DaSilva Then he's just lazy.
+Moist Von Lipwig exactly
i don't get why this video isn't more popular its one of the best college humor animations.
We've preemptively unplugged all our office phones.
Do you the lyrics for the song
This proves you can find anything on youtube
or that theres some good stuff here
not everything, I tried searching a thing, but it said, no result
***** i found a result
great I'm looking forward to college
just learn how to cook
Clorox Bleach ramen should do
You in college yet?
Dude the sausage party sequel looks amazing
Thumbs up for the men who can cook.
Gearoid Molyneux
I know, it's depressing...
+A Koala with Shades I cook and it's good, but I'm no chef. I usually just mix in whatever I feel would go well with what I'm making. For instance, I recently added some jerk seasoning to a pot of spaghetti. It was spicy, but good.
He can cook. Instant ramen.
+A Koala with Shades Cooking is a man's job!
NO COOK REAL MAN NO COOK
holy shit. i just ate ramen out of straight out of the pot i cooked it in and used a shirt as a pot holder. i gotta get my shit together.
+BigSirZebras I don't see the issue with eating out of pot if your cooking for yourself (and you know you won't have guests at a later date), though I still use a plate because I have the habit.
+BigSirZebras yeah, i do that too. often when i'm on my own. Less stuff to wash you kow. I'm lazy like that. :)
Naaah dude youre fine but you should try looking at yourself and your falt through the eyes of a stranger sometimes otherwise you could end up like that dude in the vid.
Look at your likes (jul,6,2022 likes:69)
wtf was in that potato chip?...
you don't want to know.
Sperm cells
that wasn't chips, but hardcore drugs
Everything.
It's a miracle he's still alive at this point...
lol i am just seeing this right after i was in my school production of Beauty and the Beast
If I took a drink for every time College Humor made a masturbation joke I'd have alcohol poisoning
please never let this be me
you don't have a choice!
Too late
We all get there at some point
In college/uni I found out that I actually washed dishes when I'm drunk, so it all kinda worked out; thinking back, writting essays was much easier when I was drunk too...hmm staying off the bottle for the last year seems like it was a bad idea now.
What kind of grades did your "drunk essays" earn?
zemorph42
The lowest I got would be a merit but I got distinction* a bunch of times in the begining, then I quit drinking for a while. (British grading system, think merit as being C+ to B+ and Distinction star (or *) as A to A+). That being said after I wrote those drunk essays I naturally edited them sober, admittedly I occasionally had to cut out stupid sentences like "I want a cookie". Needles to say I burnt out in my last year and just gave up, that's a whole 'nother thing and I refuse to touch alcohol when I'm depressed y'know?
I like how the chinese takeaway says no on it
I also noticed that xD
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Damn, that must be some powerful mold!
LSD is actually derived from a fungus, maybe that was growing on the crisp.
He's probably behind on his bills, too. Guess he'll have to move back in with his parents in a few months or so.
+Liuhuayue I was thinking he would have to move to a hospital because of the rotten milk and the salmonella cookie dough.
As the Lumiere in my high school's "Beauty and the Beast", I admire the attention paid to the original song. And as someone who studies theatre, I admire the dinner suggestions...they'll come in handy when I'm living alone and in poverty.
Seeeee my VEST , SEE MY VEST , made of real Gorilla Chest :D
RazorTreewise See this SWEATER ? there's no better than authentic Irish Setter XD
matthew whalen
Like my LOAFERS? former Gophers XD
+RazorTreewise And these undies from Ted Bundy! No, don't laugh, it's not that funny!
+Kagayaite Yami That's....that's horrifying...
***** :'(
I would delete my comment but I'm too lazy.
Sausage party is looking pretty good. I should see it.
Wow the animation here is just BEAUTIFUL! Amazing job CH really well done!
And then I realise my schools play that’s mandatory is Beauty and the best
My life without my mom,,,
I think this might apply more to bachelorettes. 1 rule: the hotter a young woman, the filthier she lives. Proven more than once. With very few exceptions.
Actually, I think that there are quite a lot of exceptions. My friends and I are all single but we are also very neat. Slobs just... Are sickening...
from what i have seen being a slob is set on a porabola. really attractive and really unattractive people tend to be slobs and the more inbetween you are the more your in the middle. Though i also believe there are exceptions to every rule.
Do some people really live like this?
yep
I'm a bachelor, my apartment's mildy messy and would occasionally have the strong odor of cat piss.
It's awesome
I'm a bachelor and live alone and I live better than this
my sister lives even worse than this and all because she is to lazy to find a shop but begs my parents for money. And as soon she has money she spends it on useless stuff ( junkfood, alkohol, clothes....)
I love how he just goes with it and seems mildly confused through the whole thing
I loved that sponge. "I smell because I haven't been changed in a whole year." XD
1 of my favorite scenes in the song
Was expecting for this to end in a smash cut to him lying in a corner, drooling and and feverish with severe food poisoning
11 yr old me: *laughs at this*
18 yr old me: *has become this*
Watching this is making me wanting to clean my whole house.
I feel bad for that sponge
0:41 "Pull up chair or beanbag. On your lap a jazz rag..."
Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha!
Damn you spell check! You've failed me again! lol
Although a jazz rag might be interesting. Improvised masturbation, anyone?
I think the bottle says jizz rag
I miss the old college humour. Sketches are fine but the animations were always quality!
My womanly impulses to clean and fix are intensifying. ;w;
Riley Collins Every sane human being no matter how lazy or dirty should have the urge to clean when they see that mess.
Riley Collins I'm right there with you. The urge to clean after watching this video has nothing to do with your gender and everything to do with how you live your life.
My place may get a little cluttered from time to time but the common areas are always clean, and the kitchen and bathroom are spotless. The only thing I can identify with in this video is the lack of pants. My motto is " Home is where the pants aren't."
Riley Collins *gets up from horrendous mess* Well hello, beautiful.
Riley Collins Come over to my apartment. I'll give you whatever cleaning supplies you need
Women can't fix shit
so when was this guy dumped?
formander Nattotha dumped?
this would be every normal dude nature habitat XD
unless OCD, thank you very much.
"normal" XD
"bachelor" or "college kid"? xD You never think you'll get like this but we all do.
First I laughed... then I realised how familiar this is...
It's unreal how close this psychedelic montage is to my life. Get out of my head, Collegehumor
So instead of a curse it's a 23 year old man being lazy. I love it.
This was truly spectacular, well done CH
ok everybody, prepare for the opinion of a real bachelor..... 1. i dont do dishes, i have paper plates/bowls, with plastic forks, spoons and knifes...... 2. milk is definately good after the expiration date, just sniff if before you drink.... 3. there are things in my fridge that are probably 6 months old and i just forgot it existed..... 4. if there isnt a stain on my shirt or paints, and they dont stink.... they are still ok to wear.... i dont own underwear (makes the whole pants thing sound worse doesnt it?).... and 5..... my cooking level is somewhere along the lines of calling and ordering, to throwing it in the microwave and looking at the back of the box and trying to find heating instructions..... and i love this life ^-^
That's probably why you are single
Rarity Belle i dont want to make a big deal out of it...... but you have "imperfections are perfect
Just pointing out facts
Rarity Belle ehhh i really could care less.... i dont care for marriage or kids, im just living my life how i like to live it, i drink my beer, play videogames, and live off of the GI bill and some disability from injuries from when i was in afghanistan.... i see way too many people who are miserable when they are married, many tell me that the single life is better, so im just going to stay like this
midget_killer777
Depends on who you're married to, dude.
Currently, waking up in da middle of night to study for exam, but finding procrastination with youtube is much desirable
Just wanna point out that this totally applies to women too XD
this is the best thing college humor has made in a long time
I actually know young women who live like this.
Yep, me. Not that bad though!
What's that sound? Oh, it's Disney spinning in his grave....ROFLMFAO!
Nobody:
Everyone in 2020:
Dude, the flash artists who worked on this video are awesome!
Your not a bachelor if you haven't made noodles and boiled eggs in a kettle once, lived off popcorn for a week or used a margarine lid as a plate.
Your coffee maker is your best friend! Ever made soup with it?
Ever since I was a kid my parents would clean out these yogurt, sour cream, etc and use them for storing leftovers!
+Amy Molnar (4NeonFun) Looks lie they should make a 'Be my bacheloret' video as well.
Man i need to stop taking acid before breakfast *grabs beer bottle and chugs*
who's here in 2019
19 and moving to an apartment close to my college tomorrow. This video is a food warning
I mean good
The dude looks like Shaggy Rogers.
So THIS is where that song from sausage party came from!
god damnit. now im sad again.
This is the kind of video that I originally imagined collegehumor would post
Why does he remind me of Bucky Barnes?
The hair, maybe?
Most likely, nice to know what he was up to in Bucharest lol
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this is very disney,College humour,kudos to you,really nice animation.
He killed himself that night
Very nice done on the animation Collegehumor! A specially the guy, it made the clip very nice with his floating and elastic moves. I liked it very much, I'm even close to become as filthy as he but I can relay to others.
Well done!
Eat while stressed, eat while stressed, put diabetes to the test. . .
Better than the beauty and the beast production I literally just watched at school
my roommates XD
This made me want to watch beauty and the beast!!!
ew, I feel like i want to barf
Note to self: Find recipes on YT, clean every Sunday, find new girlfriend
this was awesomely disgusting and depressing.
never have I felt so at ease with my current situation
I lost it at 'I am older' xD
Somehow this is the funniest thing ever
That was the most amazing animation to come out of CollegeHumor for a very... VERY long time (Probably even the only one). Excuse me while I chug this expired milk and eat moldy pizza.
That’s super depressing and funny at the same time because he doesn’t have anyone to be with him
"Uncooked hotdogs - WHAT A TREAT!!" xD lmao Priceless.
Living on my own for 2 months now I can vouch that this is how some things go. Like the dishes, the fridge and the condoms.
This is amazingly well done, very nice work!
Reminds me of my old apartment when I was in college. I miss those days.
this is one of the greatest things i've ever seen!
And remember the phone is the only good thing working. Plus a missing charger at 1%
The best ending would of been, that he realizes how he is living and cleans his place.
Your new to CH, aren't you?
That part where they say cereal for every meal it’s just like a rags to Rich’s sims series 😌🤪
It would be awesome to have a small series out of it.
You can't sue for satirical covers of original music. Weird Al talked in depth about it in a podcast i listened to a while back. Basically as long as its in satire and the lyrics are original you can do whatever song your heart desires.
Cant stop watching this. Love the sponge though
This guy would be the zombie type of roommate you'll have in college
The animation in this one seems better than the others
aww man, can"t believe that im living this video
Wow best video!!! Do more Disney infused music videos!!! :D
This was amazing, I wonder how many people will get the reference?
You know food is old when it's starts moving and singing.
So their message was a little depressing, but LOOK at that animation! Its so fucking beautiful!!!
The animation is really good in this one.
just a random small clip from walt disneys trip in college
By far.. Amazing. That should be on tv...
Plot twist he's drunk and it was all an illusion
What an utterly fantastic hilarious and twisted parody! MAGIC!!! :D
This hit way too close to home
Besides everything singing and dancing this is depressingly accurate to my own life
I'm sad, because this is quite a good description of my life.
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