Feature History - First Opium War

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @FeatureHistory
    @FeatureHistory  3 года назад +403

    So turns out it's pretty hard to get a video out on time around the holidays!~
    CORRECTIONS/DISCLAIMERS
    -I guess this is technically a video made by a 20 year old cus I turned 20 while making it.
    -Some of the portraits are entirely fictional
    9:06 - Qishan was not put to death and was eventually pardoned.

    • @JulesBrunoJjBaggy
      @JulesBrunoJjBaggy 3 года назад +22

      Happy birthday 🥳🎉

    • @choppergunner8650
      @choppergunner8650 3 года назад +4

      Congo Crisis, Rhodesian Bush War or South African Border War plz?

    • @shadowfreak5859
      @shadowfreak5859 3 года назад +6

      Wow. You made the opium war vid at my age. I feel like I should do more. Inspired man.

    • @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc
      @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc 3 года назад +1

      Ok. While China's economy then was large, it was massively centred on agriculture. And post industrial revolution things had and did change.

    • @JulesBrunoJjBaggy
      @JulesBrunoJjBaggy 3 года назад +1

      @@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc and now they will surpass America in 2026

  • @petitponeydu7727
    @petitponeydu7727 3 года назад +1474

    wait a minute feature history was 15 years old when he started making such amazing youtube videos ? what the fuck am i doing with my life ?

    • @55Ironside
      @55Ironside 3 года назад +170

      Watching those amazing RUclips videos.

    • @petitponeydu7727
      @petitponeydu7727 3 года назад +99

      @@55Ironside that's a good point, thanks for making me feel less like a failure

    • @kingstarscream320
      @kingstarscream320 3 года назад +24

      It honestly hurts his credibility knowing he was just a kid.

    • @thomasemond2173
      @thomasemond2173 3 года назад +77

      @@kingstarscream320 Nah as long as the content is good

    • @petitponeydu7727
      @petitponeydu7727 3 года назад +57

      @@kingstarscream320 he made better animation than theodd1sout and jaiden animation and better videos while he was just out of middle school. A fucking hero

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 3 года назад +1214

    "the British obsession with tea..."
    ah, can relate
    "led them to sell hard drugs..."
    ah, can't relate

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 года назад +45

      I can

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 3 года назад +27

      That's what you tell your parents innit?

    • @hobog
      @hobog 3 года назад +9

      Made American independence easier to accept

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 3 года назад +12

      The brits are breaking bad but they ran out of tea

    • @0Doves0
      @0Doves0 3 года назад +5

      Tea is the Brit's addiction

  • @thePeterandByron
    @thePeterandByron 3 года назад +474

    Daoguang: Murders some dude who brought him bad news
    Also Daoguang: Wtf why would my guys lie that the war is going fine

    • @hydrakone
      @hydrakone 3 года назад +26

      Qishan wasn't really put to death but was pardoned later and reinstated as an official in 1842.

    • @prfwrx2497
      @prfwrx2497 3 года назад +38

      Arguably, Chinese Court culture killed the Chinese empire.

    • @Jake4595
      @Jake4595 3 года назад +20

      @@prfwrx2497 That's why the communists and the kmt wanted to eradicate the old courts. It was basically their own little world making decisions for a country they never really interact with.

    • @prfwrx2497
      @prfwrx2497 3 года назад +31

      @@Jake4595 ironically, the CCP today embraced court culture, laws are simultaneously stifling and lax at the same time, and it's enforced at the whims of party officials.

    • @MrWildcat28
      @MrWildcat28 3 года назад +7

      @@prfwrx2497 history repeats itself

  • @haddenthesquid3106
    @haddenthesquid3106 3 года назад +1392

    Wait we're you actually 15 when you made that video because if so you have talent beyond your years

    • @freidrichvonhanover9790
      @freidrichvonhanover9790 3 года назад +13

      Hmm... that could be interesting

    • @jacksonmacpherson6101
      @jacksonmacpherson6101 3 года назад +95

      Jesus christ I think I was 16 when I first saw that video...I gotta catch up.

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 3 года назад +39

      @@jacksonmacpherson6101 I was 14 when I watched it, I actually forgot it existed but remember everything that happened in it.

    • @DT2007
      @DT2007 3 года назад

      You were

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 года назад +1

      Easily impressed i see...

  • @akhenaten617
    @akhenaten617 3 года назад +863

    Ah yes the British get an entire country addicted to hard drugs for some tea

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 3 года назад +71

      Tea is the ultimate drug.

    • @iskender1327
      @iskender1327 3 года назад +26

      @@markhenley3097 well said- from a Turk

    • @dale6947
      @dale6947 3 года назад +7

      We would do far worse for just one cuppa

    • @casuallatecomer7597
      @casuallatecomer7597 3 года назад +16

      UK: _" To fuel my drug addiction, I'm going to give you a drug addiction!"_
      Qing China: _" Nǐ shuō shénme?_
      _Begun, the Opium Wars have_

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 3 года назад +4

      You don't realise just how much we fucking love tea

  • @Ivandcc1
    @Ivandcc1 3 года назад +724

    the biggest plot twist is that i have been learning more history from a 19 year old than alot of my 40+ years old teachers

    • @theRealBased1492
      @theRealBased1492 3 года назад +6

      Its called Wikipedia

    • @Shizelfizel1234
      @Shizelfizel1234 3 года назад +65

      Mostly cause your teachers have a set curriculum they have to teach, and this guy can make a video on any topic he wants. You’re still in school so you don’t get it, but there’s a major difference between a youtuber and a teacher.
      But also, you’re clearly looking things up to learn further outside of the classroom. That’s good, but it’s obvious why you’re learning more because you choose to do so. It’s like if I went to Wikipedia to read some historical articles and went “wow Wikipedia is teaching me more than my teachers are.” Like yeah no shit cause you’re choosing to further your education on your own. And I can almost guarantee you’re doing that because history peaked your interest in school.

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 3 года назад +3

      RUclipsrs make better historians and educators than in actual schools.

    • @AB-or1uz
      @AB-or1uz 3 года назад +8

      @@Shizelfizel1234
      Right? Looking back and reflecting on my time from kindergarten to high-school, many of my history teachers were actually quite enthusiastic of their work. But when I was younger, I was just a brat who just wanted to just pass the class and play COD4 (and every subsequent sequel after that). I used to blame my teachers for a poor to mediocre education, but looking back at it now, my own lack of passion for history at the time has allowed me to forget most of what I learned.
      Going through college has made me appreciate the fact that learning done under my own initiative is more fulfilling.

    • @alexiscambridge8679
      @alexiscambridge8679 3 года назад +1

      @@Shizelfizel1234 Yeesh fucking chill

  • @wackypacky6917
    @wackypacky6917 3 года назад +131

    I still can't believe that the reason Hong Kong exists is because Britain when Breaking Bad over some leaf water

    • @jacobduggan8008
      @jacobduggan8008 3 года назад +22

      Hong Kong was the Pearl of the Orient.
      Pearls are formed from sand infecting the tissue of the inside of a clam.
      Some of the most beautiful things in the world are made in an unhealthy process.

    • @f.b.i4737
      @f.b.i4737 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0R2JCVLrYaU/видео.html

  • @RukoDamo
    @RukoDamo 3 года назад +266

    How to make tea cheaper
    Step one: Destabilize a country by giving the poor drugs
    Edit: ayo off topic but the old Opium wars video is gone
    Edit of the edit: wait no it's just unlisted

    • @fahim102
      @fahim102 3 года назад +8

      "Well, that escalated quickly"

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 3 года назад +2

      Good news, tea is now cheap everywhere!

    • @patrickbasedman8532
      @patrickbasedman8532 3 года назад +3

      I love how your pfp says CIA and you’re talking about drugs lol

    • @PaulO-re4xx
      @PaulO-re4xx 3 года назад

      The old one is on the bottom of his channel

    • @pingun96
      @pingun96 3 года назад +1

      I wish he wouldnt remove his old videos. They are great and really show how much he's changed over the years. Wish he'd keep both.

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 3 года назад +161

    I know you just remade the video, but I would have talked about the discontent with the Qing and the Qing's defeat helped fuel the Taiping rebellion. The Taiping rebellion was an enormous conflict where more potentially more Chinese died than World War One, and it's often forgotten in the West. It was briefly mentioned as instability at 12:40 but it jumped to the West demanding more, and I believe it deserves a mention.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 3 года назад +8

      Would have been nice to mention that Zexu got all the blame for loss of the territories in the beginning and was exiled. He was eventually given a governorship, but his career never truly recovered.

    • @f.b.i4737
      @f.b.i4737 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0R2JCVLrYaU/видео.html

    • @f.b.i4737
      @f.b.i4737 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0R2JCVLrYaU/видео.html

    • @bruhyoulowontime9009
      @bruhyoulowontime9009 3 года назад

      Yo nice seeing you here Ghost

  • @DenTheGodKing
    @DenTheGodKing 3 года назад +140

    Damn the heroin needle practically fell out of my arm when he said he’s 19

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 года назад +11

      Dammit Dolan, doin drugs again?

    • @f.b.i4737
      @f.b.i4737 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0R2JCVLrYaU/видео.html

  • @edwardhoptrough9933
    @edwardhoptrough9933 3 года назад +40

    When reading Julia Lovells 'The Opium War', I honestly found it unbelievable how many times the Emperor and his court were: 1) Entirely lied to about how the war situation was going by generals and officials scared to be killed if they told the truth (fun fact: during that first capture of Canton, Qishan was basically the first person to say that the British had won any battles, probably a large part of why he was put to death); and 2) entirely unaware of geopolitics and smugly assured of Imperial supremacy, like during a late stage of the war the Daoguang Emperor had to demand maps and an explanation of who the hell these 'British' were.

    • @kelvin950120
      @kelvin950120 3 года назад +13

      Qing dynasty at that time was so ignorant to the point that they were pretty much in denial. lmao Any Civilisation out of China at that time was considered barbarian, simply because of their blind faith in Mandate of Heaven.

  • @董家琪
    @董家琪 3 года назад +41

    Your pronunciation of Chinese names and words is very good. Thank you for covering this part of our history without bias. Gratefully, a Chinese fan of your work.

  • @BlueHero112
    @BlueHero112 3 года назад +94

    Britan: Dear China would you like to participate in some jolly trading?
    China: No Savage foreigner go away
    .........
    Britan: Alright hard drugs it is

    • @f.b.i4737
      @f.b.i4737 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0R2JCVLrYaU/видео.html

    • @bob69927
      @bob69927 3 года назад +1

      Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
      ruclips.net/video/utk-v_eIcUk/видео.html

  • @harrybuller8985
    @harrybuller8985 3 года назад +374

    Top three drug kingpins:
    3. Amado Carrillo Fuentes
    2. Pablo Escobar
    1. Queen Victoria

    • @ChevyChase301
      @ChevyChase301 3 года назад +36

      4. Ronald Reagan

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 года назад +15

      @@FranzAntonMesmer Come full circle

    • @ChevyChase301
      @ChevyChase301 3 года назад +5

      @@FranzAntonMesmer Biden? Don’t you think if that was true they would have picked someone with more mental capacity? And if he was a puppet he would redeploy all US forces in Japan and Korea on day 1 which won’t happen

    • @ADogNamedStay
      @ADogNamedStay 3 года назад +3

      @@ChevyChase301 commies don't have any mental capacity, thats why they're commies.

    • @Hideyoshi1991
      @Hideyoshi1991 3 года назад +5

      @@FranzAntonMesmer that's a real nice Game Theory m8.

  • @damianrodriguez7165
    @damianrodriguez7165 3 года назад +218

    He's 19, he looks atleast 24

    • @p9ul133
      @p9ul133 3 года назад +13

      2020's been a hard year y'know

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 3 года назад

      Hey!
      I'll be turning 24 in a little over a week, ya know.

    • @f.b.i4737
      @f.b.i4737 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0R2JCVLrYaU/видео.html

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 3 года назад

      Oh shit, I feel awful

  • @deidara_8598
    @deidara_8598 3 года назад +13

    You're 19 and making such detailed, concise, and graphically beautiful historical presentations? You're going places. You'd make a damn fine History professor/documentary film director. Keep honing your craft, you'll be rich one day.

  • @grandcrashout
    @grandcrashout 3 года назад +64

    Britain: hey china, buy something from us
    China: nah dude, we already got everything

    • @Captain_Yorkie1
      @Captain_Yorkie1 3 года назад +21

      Loads naval cannons
      Britain: I said buy something from us.
      China: No
      Britain: Ok.........BOOM!!!!!

    • @danielboyas7645
      @danielboyas7645 3 года назад +7

      Everything except modern weapons and ships to protect your ports.

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 года назад +3

      @@danielboyas7645 no shit we are just simple rice bois

    • @f.b.i4737
      @f.b.i4737 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0R2JCVLrYaU/видео.html

    • @moranii1843
      @moranii1843 3 года назад

      @@danielboyas7645 You dont need to seethe so much, bong

  • @ermytanio7111
    @ermytanio7111 3 года назад +26

    Trump: What we gonna do, their a huge trade deficit against China
    British: Hold my Opium

  • @harrybuller8985
    @harrybuller8985 3 года назад +57

    Britain, the original Pablo Escobar

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 3 года назад

      Governments are merely a mafia controlling a state

  • @aidancostell4395
    @aidancostell4395 3 года назад +5

    Been watching your stuff for a while and I especially love your videos on civil war-ish events like yugoslavia and the troubles. Any chance you’re planning on making a video about the bush war in the future?

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 года назад +40

    **

  • @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731
    @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731 3 года назад +25

    We’re never going to get that video about the second Boer war are we

  • @RicardoAlmeidatm
    @RicardoAlmeidatm 3 года назад +3

    Wait a gotdang second. You were 15? And your videos were this high quality. Dude, congrats.

  • @maxwellschmidt4498
    @maxwellschmidt4498 2 года назад +1

    You have some serious talent starting these at 15. Best animated history youtube channel

  • @Michael-mh2tw
    @Michael-mh2tw 2 года назад +2

    Qing Emperor: *Kills anyone who returns with bad news*
    Qing Emperor: 'Now, tell me how the war is going'

  • @ktheterkuceder6825
    @ktheterkuceder6825 3 года назад +11

    British addiction to tea is legendary.

  • @shartstanker2086
    @shartstanker2086 3 года назад +4

    Damn you were 15 when you got into this. Your artwork is amazing, keep it up!

  • @adamallen1097
    @adamallen1097 3 года назад +7

    Historian Mark Felton is doing a very good audio series about this on RUclips

  • @tylermiller4412
    @tylermiller4412 Год назад +1

    Hello, Not sure if you will see this but I wanted to let you know that I have really been enjoying your videos. They have helped me learn more about history that I thought was boring when I was in school.

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 3 года назад +3

    I'd always love to see more about pre feudal era Japan. I don't know if that subject interests you, or if that subject lends itself to your format of video's, but I know I'm not the only one who would love it if you did some stuff about that.

  • @StratfordWingRider
    @StratfordWingRider 3 года назад +3

    Damn, between 15 & 19 I wish I was as well spoken and intelligent as you. Well done dude. This is a great channel.

  • @georgebettasso1395
    @georgebettasso1395 3 года назад +1

    Awesome documentary on the First Opium War.

  • @EbonySaints
    @EbonySaints 3 года назад +37

    Clicked faster than an addict in an opium den with a kilo of China white.

  • @alectait2593
    @alectait2593 3 года назад

    Had no idea you were so young. I actually blieve your videos are the most focused and concise of there kind on RUclips. The level of effort is evident. Hope you carry on with it into the future. Proper job

  • @collin1061
    @collin1061 3 года назад +29

    Fancy some opium ol chang? This is not a request just so you know my Chinese friend

  • @Doochos
    @Doochos 3 года назад +2

    Mark Felton has an excellent multi episode series on the subject on his channel

  • @Kraflyn
    @Kraflyn 3 года назад +1

    so... first opium war is curiositystream.... interesting... but spoken more softly than the rest of the video... so very well done!

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 3 года назад +3

    Britain:How dare China not take me drugs

  • @gnewsome
    @gnewsome 3 года назад +5

    China: We gave you gunpowder centuries ago!
    British Navy: Yes. And now we're giving it back to you today.

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes 3 года назад +3

    I’ve always thought you were a professional group of mid 20 year old people but you’re 3 years younger than me! What a world we live in

  • @amanshukla8758
    @amanshukla8758 3 года назад +2

    I still can't understand why this channel doesn't have more subscribers

  • @Toopydroppymoopy
    @Toopydroppymoopy 3 года назад +1

    Loved the video but a big thing I feel was forgotten was the the Qing actually seized opium in Indian as well and there illegal seizures of British good inside British territory was a big factor for war

  • @panzerfaust5046
    @panzerfaust5046 3 года назад +6

    "Once in a while we find nature's rare gift"
    Opium?

  • @erickzuniga3113
    @erickzuniga3113 2 года назад

    Hey! Sounds like you might need to tweak the compressor's settings sounds like the attack comes on a bit awkward with cuts on the bass and treb. Use a combo of microphones to avoid that pop and make them go into 1 group channel

  • @theyankeesamurai23
    @theyankeesamurai23 3 года назад +1

    He says crappy makes documentaries with funding look crappy. Your videos should be the standard. Keep up the good work!

  • @Boris.Becker.
    @Boris.Becker. 3 года назад +1

    Awesome video! Congrats from a brazilian viewer!

  • @princecharles7346
    @princecharles7346 3 года назад +1

    Hi dude I like your content. I noticed what might be a little mistake in the thumbnail, it says episode 3 when I think it should be 30

  • @nkliving9895
    @nkliving9895 3 года назад +1

    When the world needed him most, Feature History returned.

  • @JackGroundhog
    @JackGroundhog 3 года назад +1

    You should totally redo the Emu War one next. *pokes FH with a stick*

  • @Joker-yw9hl
    @Joker-yw9hl 3 года назад +3

    Christ I was selling weed and getting kicked out of college/sixth form for the 4th year in a row at 19. At 20 I was scraping my way through a 1 year adult education course to get myself back on track. Glad you're not wasting precious years like I did! 26 now and got my life on track thank God but such wasted years!

    • @ChromeMan04
      @ChromeMan04 3 года назад

      I flunked out of college twice to lack of motivation but I also made a mistake of taking a year off after high graduation. I’m 27 now and only graduated last year. Fml...

  • @richardbradley2335
    @richardbradley2335 3 года назад +2

    American Pharma Companys.....''More addictive you say.. hey !!! I thought we invented that ''

  • @ltcarlsen2152
    @ltcarlsen2152 3 года назад +2

    Time traveler:What happened?
    Chinese guy:The British just took Hong Kong as part of their peace treaty
    Time traveler:Oh so the end of the first Opium war.
    Chinese guy:First?

  • @hishamhilal8332
    @hishamhilal8332 3 года назад +1

    Great stuff man. I love your videos.

  • @cirianar
    @cirianar 3 года назад +3

    I never could guess your a 19 year old making these quality videos. Holy shit man

  • @oslonorway547
    @oslonorway547 3 года назад +10

    Thank you Mark Felton, for waking up this beast to upload this. 😆

  • @medicolkie3606
    @medicolkie3606 3 года назад +1

    "We don't need your technology, they are useless trinkets!"
    **gets slam-dunked by said technology**

  • @justiniansnow8919
    @justiniansnow8919 3 года назад +78

    Wait...you are only 19???!!!!

  • @laurenceellis6256
    @laurenceellis6256 3 года назад +1

    Wasn't there another Opium War video? Or has it been removed? Or does this one go into greater detail?

  • @Adumb_
    @Adumb_ 3 года назад +2

    Great content, as usual.

  • @cgomes1610
    @cgomes1610 3 года назад +1

    Great Episode 3
    Seriously though keep it up

  • @enrico9848
    @enrico9848 3 года назад +2

    for a 19 year old. You are preetty damn good son. Keep working, big fan of yours :D

  • @clamum
    @clamum 3 года назад +1

    Ha, I bet you won't find many 15 year olds into history and with enough talent to make a video like that. Love your content man!

  • @Kumimono
    @Kumimono 3 года назад +6

    Sure, this is damn impressive for a 19 year old. But, then again, that one guy in the video got to be an emperor by that age.
    :p

  • @RagnelEric
    @RagnelEric 3 года назад +1

    Amazingly done video!

  • @jk_actual
    @jk_actual 3 года назад

    Great to see another video! Big fan of your content man! Would love to see an episode or two about the Rhodesian Bush War. Stay safe in these hard times brother 🤙🏼

  • @HistoryHustle
    @HistoryHustle 3 года назад

    Interesting one. I visisted one of the old Chinese fortresses near Shenzhen.

  • @NFS0038
    @NFS0038 3 года назад

    "trade with the west was non-essential"
    British Empire: "oh really? We'll show you non-essential, put em up!"

  • @thehaus6998
    @thehaus6998 3 года назад

    I love this guy for his intresting vids and good tone of voice that I can listen to,but like you uplaod every 2-8 months like BRUH

  • @robertrostron1550
    @robertrostron1550 3 года назад +1

    Great video, and I don't want to be that guy, but I think the Nemesis was not technically a "HMS", since it wasn't commissioned by the Royal Navy and was operated the East India Company instead.

  • @verysmartultrahuman939
    @verysmartultrahuman939 3 года назад +1

    what software do you use to make videos like this?
    PLEASE ANSWER ME / NOTICE ME SENPAI

    • @verysmartultrahuman939
      @verysmartultrahuman939 3 года назад

      ​@T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me NO The biggest plot twist is that I said "notice me senpai" to a 19 yo thinking this is what teenagers say to each other, I feel great shame reading my own comment.

  • @AK_14564
    @AK_14564 3 года назад

    Yes! At least, something good happened in my life!
    Thanks for uploading these videos! They are the most educational-entertaining escapism i have found so far

  • @halo-halofilms656
    @halo-halofilms656 3 года назад +1

    Dude I had no idea you were so young I was about 15 when I first saw your videos.

  • @quentinceb
    @quentinceb 3 года назад

    cant believe your 19 your killing it brah

  • @captainfruitpunch8913
    @captainfruitpunch8913 3 года назад +1

    HE RETURNS

  • @lhcphysicfreak
    @lhcphysicfreak 3 года назад +2

    Now I know why the Chinese are building warships like cars.

  • @thedownfallparodist1145
    @thedownfallparodist1145 3 года назад +3

    Feature History - Croatian-Bulgarian Wars

  • @lilycrip3329
    @lilycrip3329 3 года назад

    Perfect new year's gift.

  • @GOD_O_WAR
    @GOD_O_WAR 3 года назад +1

    I love that og cush

  • @mobitouchiha
    @mobitouchiha 3 года назад +1

    Please make a video about medieval titles. I want to hear you say Truchsess some more.

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 3 года назад +3

    I just watched Mark Felton's presentations on this. Really interesting. And that K/D though...

  • @ryanchris1048
    @ryanchris1048 3 года назад +1

    Miss your contents my man, hope the next video will be released soon.

  • @jimmymahfety7918
    @jimmymahfety7918 3 года назад

    Day is okay.
    Feature History posts, Day is good.

  • @kingstarscream320
    @kingstarscream320 3 года назад +1

    You do good work, kid.

  • @glennotropolis
    @glennotropolis 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit, you 19? I salute you, man. Wow. Just fucking wow. Just keep being you, you alright, man.

  • @kapish094
    @kapish094 3 года назад

    the king has returned

  • @RL0323
    @RL0323 3 года назад

    You should cover the Taiping rebellion

  • @lfteri
    @lfteri 3 года назад +4

    "2 chinese soldiers lost their lives, and supplies were siezed, but officials reported a decisive success to the emperor" So much for Lin being the incorruptible one XD Fucking Eliot trying his best to cover-up by not trying at all XD

  • @Huskie
    @Huskie 3 года назад +1

    Hong Kong was an insignificant village of a few fisherman before the british arrived... yes it was insignificant at the time, but after centuries of british rule, nowadays it's several million inhabitants would consider it rather significant.

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 3 года назад +1

    So much for the meritocracy put in place by the ancient emperors and Confucianism

  • @deathvulture5974
    @deathvulture5974 3 года назад

    victoria 2 with the extended end year mod and up to 1950's tech tree, the 60'th opium war

  • @pukes6273
    @pukes6273 2 года назад +1

    The British loved tea because for some reason they it exempts them from brushing their teeth.

  • @GregHuffman1987
    @GregHuffman1987 5 месяцев назад

    I thought this is when you get in an argument with the methadone clinic

  • @mailman5043
    @mailman5043 3 года назад

    The allies: Yeahhhhhhh we won the opium war
    friends: yeahhhhh cool man, but how does the war start
    the allies:Oh, the Chinese don't want our drugs.

  • @shay3355
    @shay3355 3 года назад

    When you start a war because a country won't trade with you.
    British : *I'm some kind of a drug dealer myself*

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 3 года назад

    You were 15? Thats bloody impressive!

  • @CarvaxIV
    @CarvaxIV 3 года назад +8

    It’s pretty hypocritical of the Qing to expect access to Queen Victoria when they wouldn’t even allow access to their own emperor.

    • @FalconFire13
      @FalconFire13 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure hypocrisy ranks lower than 'infiltrating a sovereign state to involve in illegal drug trafficking and then proceeding to extort and murder them when they resist' on the list of crimes !

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 3 года назад

      China saw every country except their own as barbarians thus the qing empire in their minds at least was above queen victoria

  • @Maperator
    @Maperator 3 года назад +2

    Yesss he uploaded!!! 😀

  • @19MAD95
    @19MAD95 3 года назад +2

    It disturbs me how young and talented you are.

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 3 года назад

      It humbles & overwhelms me with joy tbh

  • @reginaldpasao8390
    @reginaldpasao8390 3 года назад

    Can you save the old video of the Opium Wars for reference / archiving?