Anime Healers VS MMO Healers

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  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm Год назад +1871

    Anime healer: I need to help everybody I can!
    MMO healer: *I control who lives. Be hopeful it's you.*

    • @ikosaheadrom
      @ikosaheadrom Год назад +31

      Redo of healer: allow me to introduce myself.

    • @Mirage-pz
      @Mirage-pz Год назад

      ​​​@@ikosaheadromthats a sht one. It just a wannabe desperate revenge h*ntai pulling off MMO terms but clueless what it is like feminist writing comic books of existing titles

    • @chevvvv
      @chevvvv Год назад +24

      I love being the healer because I get to decide who lives and dies

    • @greenstarlover1
      @greenstarlover1 Год назад +9

      ​@@chevvvvwho tells the story~

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest Год назад +13

      @@chevvvv Until the enemy decides the healer dies first, in which case, you'll best hope you kept that tank alive!

  • @normalclown
    @normalclown Год назад +2187

    Anime healer: "For the sake of my friends, I must keep them alive!"
    MMO healer: "For the sake of my drops... and my sanity... they have to learn how to stay alive."

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 3 месяца назад

      or now until they only have 1 hp left they can take a hit and survive so they don't need healing. In the MMORPG i am playing party feathers have decreased in usage to as healers have gotten more useful skills for healing all 8, 16 or 32 party members at once. Yes MMORPG parties of 32 people still exist though in most a healer isn't needed as the raid boss dies to quick for the healer to be useful though in the ones with a max of 8 the healer can be useful due to game mechanic of the boss's attacks just straight up ignoring all the players defenses and the Doom status starting on everyone at the beginning with it canceling your ability to use a self revive item. The special thingy of the healer is auto revive on self. So even if the healer dies once they will just get back up with full hp mp and stamina again. It is when the healer dies twice the party is screwed.
      The sad part in most still alive MMORPGs is a healer is unneeded until end game raids.

    • @thalesseia
      @thalesseia День назад

      MMO healer: "For the sake of my drops... and my sanity... I need to learn to keep friends."

  • @WitchFisterVeo1911
    @WitchFisterVeo1911 Год назад +4616

    Anime healer: **a nun with miracles**
    MMO Healer: **a war cleric with healing spells.**

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer Год назад +122

      isn't that how Paladin in WoW was came to be? A group of priest taking up arms and trade their blessing spells with holy smite.

    • @WitchFisterVeo1911
      @WitchFisterVeo1911 Год назад +14

      @@KoeSeer I wouldn't really know, didn't get into WoW.

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer Год назад +36

      @@WitchFisterVeo1911 well, it's more like warcraft lore. but yeah, paladin were used to be priests that taking up arms because the war with orcs went so bad.

    • @marie-camilleschaap2708
      @marie-camilleschaap2708 Год назад +15

      A 'sassy' war cleric with healing spells you mean

    • @Kayem237
      @Kayem237 Год назад +13

      @@KoeSeer Turalyon was the only one of the 5 original paladins that was a priest, the other four, like Uther, were particularly pious knights. Though as the Knights of the Silver Hand grew, paladins came from both groups.

  • @acehealer4212
    @acehealer4212 3 года назад +11634

    I like to think at least a few healer players start out as “anime healers,” full of hope and a desire to support others, only to get slowly corrupted by the experience of playing with real people.

    • @borealernadelwald
      @borealernadelwald 3 года назад +1121

      I always start as "anime healer" in every new group, haha. I definitely want to keep my party alive an well and do my best, but if the party keeps being stupid I turn into the MMO healer... And I guess after healing a lot of dungeons the MMO healer comes out quicker and quicker. Too. Much. Stupid! Dodging and not standing in red circles seems to be really difficult.. 😒

    • @hanneskarlbom6644
      @hanneskarlbom6644 3 года назад +453

      @@borealernadelwald Tell me, once had a party who got mad I didn't keep them alive meanwhile they run around like headless chickens in opposit directions and AWAY from me and out of range only to get one hit ko'ed by the big red aoe.

    • @kelmirosue3251
      @kelmirosue3251 3 года назад +389

      I started off as that "Anime Healer" and then turned into a "Pull more! I wanna be healing damnit!". If tank doesn't pull more enemies I pull more for them. The video of "Tanks being masochists and healers being a sadist" is basically me XD

    • @CastIronSteak
      @CastIronSteak 3 года назад +44

      Change that to ALL healer players, and I'd say you're pretty much spot on ;)

    • @Pottan23
      @Pottan23 3 года назад +144

      Corrupted? We are created by it.
      In the baptism of fire that is wall to wall pulling tanks that can't mitigate we are forged. Struck again and again against the unyielding thick skulls of the DPS we are made hard. In a never ending stream of vitriol the useless parts of us is stripped away until only calculating, emotionless, perfection remain.
      We will keep you from dying, only because doing so hasten our own progress

  • @chiefpurrfect8389
    @chiefpurrfect8389 3 года назад +15375

    As someone who mains healers, "I can't out-heal stupidity" is going to be my new mantra, thank you very much.

    • @nitsude
      @nitsude 3 года назад +556

      my personal favourite when my teammates talk smack "You do realise i'm the one who decides who lives and who dies, right?"

    • @ianesgrecia8568
      @ianesgrecia8568 3 года назад +107

      Try 'I can't esuna stupid' in a FF MMO game.

    • @roguebanshee
      @roguebanshee 3 года назад +148

      It's a slight variation of of the pre-WoW version: "I can't cure stupidity"
      Anyone who has tried to play a support class has had to deal with teams that thought they were invincible just because they finally managed to get a "healer" to join (even if said "healer" didn't have a single healing ability for their class).

    • @prieston
      @prieston 3 года назад +107

      My experienced (PvP focused) healer friend:
      "Go into a red thing. I'm bored."
      "Pull the whole dungeon at once. You will die for sure but I have a feeling we won't wipe."
      "I finished my personal achievement and healed you back from exactly 1 health. Your screen was red because of it."
      "It's kinda boring in here so let's BM. I'm gonna get out of the safety, run into this crowd of enemy players, knock them all away and then RP walk back."

    • @josejuanandrade4439
      @josejuanandrade4439 3 года назад +66

      As a wow player for 17 years and being a main raid healer since TBC and until Cata, "I can't heal stupid" was my mantra, and i'd spoke that phrase in every raid and dungeon pretty much. In fact i just had to remind a tank in a timewalking run about it when he tried to pull the whole dungeon and got comicaly murdered alone while everyone else stood back and let him commit suicide. He left in shame...

  • @BlueShellshock
    @BlueShellshock Год назад +7429

    Anime healer: “violence is scary!”
    MMO raid healer: “I can’t heal stupid.”
    PvP healer: *sigh* “Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting.”

    • @yesno1085
      @yesno1085 Год назад +238

      Next step after making support become dps

    • @chaptereight3406
      @chaptereight3406 Год назад +98

      PvP healers outhealing DPS

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Год назад +217

      “Zere’s nothing wrong with playing God, so long as you’re good at it.”

    • @theinfinium3247
      @theinfinium3247 Год назад +109

      ​ze healing iz not as rewarding as ze hurting!

    • @VoidsEye
      @VoidsEye Год назад +61

      i feel like pvp is honestly kinda the same as MMO but they are either depressed, or tired of it... like they are still saying the same things but they are a parent who hasn't slept in 4 days talking to their child who just made a bomb in the backyard, while the MMO is someone working at a big company and they are the only one who is actually competent and they are pissed.

  • @DahnsHeart
    @DahnsHeart 3 года назад +2418

    Anime healer : "Oh no ! You made a mistake ! Quick, I must try to save you !"
    MMO healer : "Whoops, rogue pulled. Guess who's not getting any heals."

    • @brendanj6272
      @brendanj6272 3 года назад +153

      "Tank, I will not go by your ridiculous pace. Slow down or die."

    • @venerable_nelson
      @venerable_nelson 3 года назад +114

      @@brendanj6272 I have the opposite problem.
      Tank isn't moving fast enough, so healer runs ahead to tag some mobs.
      Tank doesn't like this, so tank doesn't take aggo.
      Healer dies to (heal) aggro because tank played the "only tanks should pull aggro" card.
      Healer plays the "I'm not out of mana, I just don't like you" card.
      "I'm not out of mana, I just don't like you" card > "only tanks should pull aggro" card
      DPS suffers...

    • @iraqiwalker1436
      @iraqiwalker1436 3 года назад +47

      I've had times where I let a player die because it was easier to rez them than keep them alive on account of all the vulnerability stacks they picked up.

    • @notno3585
      @notno3585 3 года назад +14

      @@venerable_nelson remember folks we go at healers pace not tanks

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 3 года назад +13

      Look, if the squishy DPS WANT to die, then I respect their choice. Their stupid, stupid choice.

  • @livgaines6441
    @livgaines6441 3 года назад +8212

    "raising that guy is a DPS loss" is definitely something i have said while healing.

    • @nerdychocobo
      @nerdychocobo 3 года назад +90

      lmao that's amazing XD

    • @MsLilly200
      @MsLilly200 3 года назад +425

      Tbh I've felt that. Instead of wasting mana constantly rezzing and healing a godawful dps that don't know their skills and never learned to avoid fire, I can just attack in my offtime when I'm not healing the tank and good dps and the boss'll probably take more damage overall.

    • @plushysheep
      @plushysheep 3 года назад +411

      we have a famous wow video in Germany in which the healer states "The way you play rezzing you is more mana-efficient than healing."

    • @Eisendrache2
      @Eisendrache2 3 года назад +18

      @@plushysheep Whats the videos Title? I'm german and never heard of it

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 3 года назад +21

      If I raise them, their just gonna eat another AOE and die again. Not worth the MP.

  • @n0vitski
    @n0vitski Год назад +793

    I remember the most impressive thing I saw in a MMORPG was when I met some party that fought a world boss. They had a healer with them, who didn't do anything, was just sitting on the ground waiting. When the party wiped, he lazily stood up, cast a mass ress, reviving everyone and then sat back down. It honestly looked like he was saying "there you go, you useless bloody bastards, now finish the job".

    • @NaoyaYami
      @NaoyaYami Год назад +165

      Now that's an inspiring encounter. The character writes itself: powerful healer that was really invested in actually healing his teammates in the past, but after dozens of wipes they just became numb to it and realized futility of delaying an inevitable and just apathetically mass-rezzes everyone since it's still technically their job.
      Cue in a fateful encounter with some kind of positive-energy hero(ine) that sets of the healers arc about learning to properly care for their teammates again.

    • @n0vitski
      @n0vitski Год назад +69

      @@NaoyaYami I mean, yeah, although in reality it was likely someone's second account brought in specifically in case of a raid wipe, and he was doing nothing in order not to aggro the boss.They did have a normal healer with them.

    • @MooglesGamingCorner
      @MooglesGamingCorner Год назад +20

      That sounds like Necromancy to me. 😂

    • @xaleypoo4779
      @xaleypoo4779 Год назад +65

      @@MooglesGamingCornerIf you think about it, necromancers are just late healers.

    • @MooglesGamingCorner
      @MooglesGamingCorner Год назад +9

      @xaleypoo4779 I don't have to. I know it's true. 😅

  • @rs_mind8352
    @rs_mind8352 3 года назад +12757

    Anime Healer: “I just want everyone to be safe!”
    MMO Healer: “I control who lives or dies. Do not test me.”

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 3 года назад +698

      - Healer sucks!
      - Brave words before big pull...

    • @Ryan-ts3py
      @Ryan-ts3py 3 года назад +677

      Been a healer in MMOs for almost a decade. This is 100% correct. My favorite phrase whenever someone comes up with a dumb idea is: "All I have to do to kill you all is nothing."

    • @plattbagarn
      @plattbagarn 3 года назад +83

      Laughs in FFXIV Warrior.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 3 года назад +85

      Being a Soraka main in Wildrift. If I get the sass they get ripped ass.

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 2 года назад +119

      @@Ryan-ts3py Man Healer mains are fucking Tyrants lmao. But then, I've played World of Warcraft and League of Legends for.... God knows how long now. Close to a decade and a half. I understand why Healers are like that - it's like wrangling a bunch of apes. As a DPS/Tank main I always try to move along with ya and not make you guys angry cause I'm not waiting in a que for another bloody 15 minutes lmao.

  • @Firewalkerbg
    @Firewalkerbg 3 года назад +2948

    You see, when you're the only healer in the party and everyone seems to want to tell you how to play your class.. People die.

    • @thegamesforreal1673
      @thegamesforreal1673 Год назад +267

      "I am the one who decides who lives and who dies, do not test me."

    • @ArlosPA
      @ArlosPA Год назад +58

      I never was a Healer main but I always played a healer twink to understand their skills and way of playing.
      this caused me in one game to just stand in front of the priest so he can use his big heal on me which has just a range of 5m. As a DPS. Never as a tank. I'm not that stupid.
      Also in that game everyone had scrolls with a 20min CD I think that could rez 1 person. The decision everyone did (except in some easy dungeons) "oh you're not the healer? no scroll for you."

    • @gabrielschultz7717
      @gabrielschultz7717 Год назад +5

      DnD cleric's existing

    • @Ayuuwah
      @Ayuuwah Год назад +1

      @@ArlosPA hmmmm sounds like tera

    • @ArlosPA
      @ArlosPA Год назад +1

      @@Ayuuwah it was.

  • @BoundingBeast
    @BoundingBeast Год назад +2283

    My first MMO was Star Wars Galaxies. I played a Creature Handler/Combat Medic. I absolutely used my "drag corpse" ability to position dead people under nice, shady trees with the instruction "now sit here and think about why you're dead". 😂

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie Год назад +97

      LOL

    • @volleyball_t-raining
      @volleyball_t-raining Год назад +207

      Bruh treating them like children XD

    • @theultimatepielord8697
      @theultimatepielord8697 Год назад +137

      @@volleyball_t-raining Such is the life of a healer

    • @FizzieWebb
      @FizzieWebb Год назад +43

      Not as much of an mmo, but I play a Well of Radiance/Healing grenade/phoenix protocol Dawnblade Destiny 2, and I will frequently watch blueberries in strikes do stupid shit, like run away from my healing grenades, and then use the "Humbug" emote at their Ghost when they die.
      it results in the messages "Galvantula disagrees with X" appearing in the chatlog.

    • @ogrogordo6084
      @ogrogordo6084 Год назад +21

      every MMO healer needs this ability.

  • @lukiapotato8526
    @lukiapotato8526 3 года назад +8726

    As a DPS, I can confirm: getting trash talked by the healer is just part of the job. Nod and don't let them down, soldier.

    • @Kreidian
      @Kreidian 3 года назад +815

      honestly as a DPS main I just assume that the healer hates me already and will never heal me, ever. I find I stay alive more that way, after all Dead DPS is 0 DPS
      and hey, if the healer is actually nice and heals me that's a nice bonus

    • @linkinparkrulezzz1
      @linkinparkrulezzz1 3 года назад +679

      @@Kreidian every one gets the right to be healed by me until they prove they aren't worth the mana.

    • @alecjones8286
      @alecjones8286 3 года назад +270

      @@linkinparkrulezzz1 In other words "if you're in the red your staying dead"

    • @BoogerLeader
      @BoogerLeader 3 года назад +370

      @@linkinparkrulezzz1 Yes, this is exactly me in every MMO. You're all family until you prove you can't follow simple instructions.

    • @BattleSpew
      @BattleSpew 3 года назад +34

      I mained a regen scrapper in City of Heroes. I made healers cry.

  • @ScarlettHasToast
    @ScarlettHasToast 3 года назад +7198

    My healing style in MMOs has gone from “oh no, you’re below 100% lemme fix that.” To “is your hp above zero? You’re fine.”

    • @robinschmalbrock5357
      @robinschmalbrock5357 3 года назад +966

      There is only one important hp: the last one.

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 2 года назад +662

      You're literally the Medic dozer from Payday 2, lmao.
      *"GOOD NEWS, FREE HEALTHCARE! BAD NEWS, I'M YOUR DOCTOR!"*
      *"BITCH DOWN! WE GOT A BITCH DOWN HERE"*
      *"DOCTOR SAYS; GET THE FUCK UP"*
      *"CRY ABOUT IT LATER!"*
      *"THOSE CLOWNS ARE LAUGHING AT YOU"*
      *"ALMOST STEPPED ON YOU DOWN THERE"*
      *"YOU'D NEVER GUESS I WENT TO MED SCHOOL, CUZ I DIDN'T!"*

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps 2 года назад +217

      Most of the type it goes like.
      I can only heal people, not revive them, can’t out-heal their death and stupidity.
      PLAY YOUR FUCKING ROLES, Can’t heal you while I’m out controlling the enemy now Can I?
      Oh God, I am the one carrying this whole team, no wonder we are losing.
      Relax, your health is above 50%, quit whining and help me take them on already.

    • @129das
      @129das 2 года назад +44

      Healers only have so much mana

    • @spartandud3
      @spartandud3 Год назад +174

      WoW healing: Must keep everyone's HP as high as possible.
      FF14 healing: If they're above 0 that's good enough.

  • @rexroyulada6267
    @rexroyulada6267 Год назад +312

    "Oh, you're all dead. I guess I'm soloing this" Hits extra hard when you've managed to get into one of 'those' parties and just give up healing others to heal yourself, deal more dps, and/or both.

    • @maliticus7474
      @maliticus7474 Год назад +3

      Two manning the heigan dance in Naxxramus with just a tank and healer while everyone else is dead playing bejeweled...

  • @Balloonbot
    @Balloonbot 3 года назад +3688

    Anime healer: "3 episodes to heal an injured party member"
    MMO Healer: "You now have 4x your HP bar in shields, regen, and 15% damage reduction. Imma do some DPS now"

    • @korimiller379
      @korimiller379 3 года назад +345

      Healer: "There, you're healed, shielded and damage buffed. I better not hear a /damn/ thing from you for the next 90 seconds."

    • @imSephirot89
      @imSephirot89 3 года назад +158

      You now have 4x your HP bar in shields, regen and damage red... How are you dead again?

    • @lazy-game-5531
      @lazy-game-5531 3 года назад +24

      ah yes every single hfb druid and for some reason chrono in my raid party in one phrase

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 3 года назад +33

      @@imSephirot89 dragoon, jumped right off the side....

    • @janovrom
      @janovrom 3 года назад +15

      And that's why as a perfect tank when I see that healers are not struggling, I'll switch druid forms or unequip some stuff. It's more fun if the bar is wildly going up and down.

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 3 года назад +5687

    “Stand in the red, you’re dead.”
    and
    “Can’t out-heal stupid.”
    are actual phrases we’d use in ESO.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 3 года назад +236

      But stand in fire, dps higher.

    • @plushiesaurp2068
      @plushiesaurp2068 3 года назад +69

      I was looking for someone from eso in these comments xD 100% agree

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras 3 года назад +280

      @@plushiesaurp2068 I remember this one instance when I had just recently leveled and equipped my first healer and took them into vet dungeons.
      There was this DPS who would stand directly in this triple overlapping red the boss spawned. He would camp it until the boss changed phases. Even the tank would roll out of those AoE.
      After dumping my entire magicka pool into saving that guy, twice, he finally died and then flamed me in chat. When I revived him he was so distracted by typing that he forgot to dodge and got killed again. I revived him again.
      After the fight I looked up a guide to that dungeon and found out that no one is supposed to stand in that AoE. It’s not a heal check; you’re literally supposed to dodge it. Even the tank is supposed to dodge it.
      That experience was one that slowly started converting me from an anime healer to an mmo healer.

    • @Ivan_Hoh
      @Ivan_Hoh 3 года назад +18

      ESO Player here, which dungeon was it?

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras 3 года назад +38

      @@Ivan_Hoh it was years ago but I think it was fungle grotto, the last fight with the witch that teleports and makes expanding red circles when she does.

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 Год назад +2828

    One of my favorites was in WotLK, our GM says, "Look at the top guilds, their healers are doing half of what our healers are doing. So why are we dying?"
    My response: "You can only heal damage taken, which means we're taking three times the damage they are."

    • @rory8182
      @rory8182 Год назад +152

      based

    • @whitenekos
      @whitenekos Год назад +48

      Good ol chain heal with potential HoT popping.

    • @ayo2851
      @ayo2851 Год назад +86

      Damnn aint no way leader coming back from that one 💀

    • @5M173Y
      @5M173Y Год назад +135

      i dont know what WotLK stands for so im just gonna assume its called World of the Lion King and its probably a really good game lmao

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 Год назад

      Wrath of the Lich King. @@5M173Y

  • @luluMusicGamesMovies
    @luluMusicGamesMovies 3 года назад +14225

    The comedy potential of an anime healer with the MMO healer personality is too good for us mere mortals

    • @imsillynotstupid
      @imsillynotstupid 3 года назад +2057

      Now I can just imagine an anime about a healer slowly developing a god complex after saving their parties ass too many times.

    • @jellomaster5629
      @jellomaster5629 3 года назад +1276

      @@imsillynotstupid Yeah the only anime about a healer with a god complex... uhh... is in an anime where he rapes someone in some way every episode.

    • @imsillynotstupid
      @imsillynotstupid 3 года назад +867

      @@jellomaster5629 That shit was fucked up for all the wrong reasons.

    • @AchaOda
      @AchaOda 3 года назад +469

      Grimgar is an anime with a healer competent and close in personality to the MMO healer tbh

    • @reperfan4
      @reperfan4 3 года назад +876

      The closest I've seen is in a show called Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash. The show does that thing where it tries to put a realistic spin on how things would go in an "actual" MMO world. The main group starts with an "anime healer" who treats every hit everyone takes right away with magic. Eventually this results in [spoilers] and they need to find a replacement healer, who instead has a "realistic" mentality of "healing magic is only for emergencies" leading them to have moments where they say things like "it's just a scrape, I'm not wasting a heal on that, walk it off" or where they wait til after a fight and treat wounds with bandages and first aid rather than healing spells. They even drop stuff like "you don't want to get hurt, then dodge the hits instead of making me waste healing on you" IIRC.

  • @introverse7926
    @introverse7926 3 года назад +13943

    fun story: in one of my first dungeons as a healer, people were trash talking me because apparently I wasn't able to outheal something that wasn't meant to be healed, but dodged. I then let them die, and soloed the boss. After that day, my god complex was fully developed.

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 3 года назад +2403

      "Oh, you're all dead. Well, guess I'm soloing this then."
      Yeeeeep.

    • @none-of-your-busi-ness
      @none-of-your-busi-ness 3 года назад +653

      And then everyone clapped and made you guildmaster after giving you a million dollars

    • @cursedhfy3558
      @cursedhfy3558 3 года назад +697

      @@none-of-your-busi-ness only if only.

    • @callukcraft
      @callukcraft 3 года назад +355

      i had the same but as a tank , everyone died and soloed the rest of the boss.

    • @aliasv6964
      @aliasv6964 3 года назад +331

      @@callukcraft Right?! FFXIV 2.0 launch Warrior could solo bosses thru self heals. It was fucking glorious for a few months. No idea what it is like now though.

  • @kenridlycan6790
    @kenridlycan6790 3 года назад +3104

    "You are all sacks of hit points, and I am God!"
    This line is so perfect.

    • @momobun.
      @momobun. 3 года назад +12

      My favorite line.

    • @funnygaming2672
      @funnygaming2672 3 года назад +7

      this line apply to black mage too

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 3 года назад

      I immediately came looking for a comment like this

    • @Nutellla
      @Nutellla 3 года назад

      Never forget that

    • @mightydusknoir2649
      @mightydusknoir2649 3 года назад

      TF2 Medic in a nutshell

  • @tbeth
    @tbeth 3 года назад +3917

    Anime Healers: Everything he said spans over 15 episodes + recap episode
    MMO Healers: Everything he said happens within 15 minutes

    • @Fluffy_pantz123
      @Fluffy_pantz123 2 года назад +293

      If you're lucky 15 minutes, usually half that happens in less than 5 minutes, and the remaining 10 is running back and explaining what went wrong

    • @Lucian_Andries
      @Lucian_Andries 2 года назад +20

      LoL, true.

    • @tysej4
      @tysej4 Год назад +54

      I don't know, I think a healer can explain the entire parties stupidity individually for each member in 15 seconds if he or she's rage typing hard enough.

    • @zarthemad8386
      @zarthemad8386 Год назад +9

      5 mins... or 1 wipe for the MMO

    • @haroerhaktak2613
      @haroerhaktak2613 Год назад +6

      15 minutes?! how long do you think boss fights are?

  • @NumPad
    @NumPad Год назад +4116

    I had a friend in my DnD group play a Cleric with an MMO mindset. She was hilarious.
    "If you're still able to call for healing, you don't need it."
    "My magic can fix a lot of things. Stupidity isn't one of them."
    "Have you tried DODGING?"
    "I'm not healing you because I like you, I'm healing you because it's my job."
    "You guys have the survival instincts of a baked potato."

    • @Go_away_loser
      @Go_away_loser Год назад +63

      Sounds like the most annoying type of person to play DnD with.

    • @NumPad
      @NumPad Год назад +672

      @@Go_away_loser She was a total sweetheart; we knew how to separate real life from the game.
      Plus her character arc involved learning how to deal with her anger issues and allowing herself to show affection. She sort of succeeded by the end. Went from overtly toxic to generally grumpy, but in an endearing way.

    • @Go_away_loser
      @Go_away_loser Год назад

      @@NumPad sounds like autism

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin Год назад +302

      Huh. My first campaign character was a Death Cleric who only ever prepared 2 healing spells for day-to-day use. Healing Word (for when someone went down), and Revivify.
      He was an old soldier, and would much rather use his magic capabilities on making sure everything *stopped trying to kill his allies* rather than trying to outheal the incoming damage. His Healing Word was litererally "On your feet, soldier!" And he felt his job was to get his allies to leave an encounter under their own power. Anything beyond that: "Drink a potion or walk it off."
      At one point, the Warlock (Blade pact, with a tendency to go down in a fight) got told "On your feet, soldier!" and decided to call back "You know I don't like being told what to do, [Cleric]". To which my Cleric simply replied "Then stop taking naps when there's fighting to be done."

    • @julitoxcastro8983
      @julitoxcastro8983 Год назад +117

      @@DragonKnightJin
      That Cleric sounds badass. I like it

  • @marsholi5532
    @marsholi5532 3 года назад +2844

    Our role as healers is to watch our team make dumb decisions and delay the inevitable consequences

    • @rogthepirate4593
      @rogthepirate4593 Год назад +109

      Delay? If some DPS is too lazy to move out of an AoE, that is decidedly not my problem. Chances are he'll learn the lesson after dying like that for the 15th time in a row.

    • @Zephyr-Queen
      @Zephyr-Queen Год назад +75

      ​@@rogthepirate4593*gives a regen* that'll heal you if you stop taking damage

    • @daikigamess
      @daikigamess Год назад +27

      @@rogthepirate4593 jokes on you, thinking that any damage dealer can learn his lesson and stop 1 v 5 the enemy

    • @rogthepirate4593
      @rogthepirate4593 Год назад +17

      @@daikigamess I mean, if he doesn't that's fine by me too. Chances are his DPS were dragging the group down anyway. Just let him lie there.

    • @chasestewart8419
      @chasestewart8419 Год назад +5

      lmao fr, Ive always been a healer in games. i just love playing the role. It kinda of like being in that one movie where a guy jumps into dangerous situations to save people. He was also a pacifist tho

  • @cooperkellis2659
    @cooperkellis2659 3 года назад +2700

    "The rogue can stay dead, its better for everyone" as someone who used to be a healer in WoW I feel this

    • @derbuhn
      @derbuhn 3 года назад +42

      As a rogue main I am sad :(

    • @Mokiefraggle
      @Mokiefraggle 3 года назад +111

      As someone who knew one of those sorts of Rogues (there's reasons why our guild dubbed him our designated "floor tank"!), I sympathize with any healer who dealt with this.

    • @nemaele
      @nemaele 3 года назад +32

      *Rogue main sadness intensifies*

    • @theanomaly3463
      @theanomaly3463 2 года назад +9

      As someone who still plays WoW. I feel this

    • @MichiCommander
      @MichiCommander 2 года назад +14

      +1 to WoW rogue main sadness.

  • @river7874
    @river7874 Год назад +81

    "Oh? You need healing? Are you the Tank? No? Then SHUT UP."
    As a Tank Main, this warmed my heart.

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 3 месяца назад

      In good parties the tank well tanks while in bad parties the tank tries to be DPS and/or a off-healer due to one or both other party members not doing their role

  • @johnnygraz4712
    @johnnygraz4712 4 года назад +2385

    "I can't out-heal stupidity". You owe me a keyboard.

    • @zuezue6275
      @zuezue6275 3 года назад +14

      Omg yessss I’m normally a priest, though I like duel wielding class too more just because I love the idea of two swords and occasionally play it, but priest be clutch, yet everyone thinks a priest should be able to heal them and buff them while them, and others, are all being reckless X,D an I can still solo it myself but takes ALOT LONGER, as long as they boss doesn’t have a 1 hit auto k.o. attack, some ppl shouldn’t judge unless the have a max of every type of class tbh, cus for all they know the other player could be putting in more effort and your the one not paying attention to the bam mechanics

    • @muhschaf
      @muhschaf 3 года назад +2

      @@zuezue6275 of what game you talking about? in WoW there is nearly no way you can solo a M0 Dungeon as a holy, and even Tanks are Hard pressed on most. some dungeons are even technical not soloable due to certain mechanics that are MADE in a way you can't solo them,

    • @Kaldin0203
      @Kaldin0203 3 года назад +7

      @@muhschaf 9 months late...but they say "BAM", so I'd guess it's TERA, with it's "Big Ass Monsters", aka BAMs.

    • @Avaruusmurkku
      @Avaruusmurkku 3 года назад +14

      Literally said this once when I was playing healer and trying to outheal some serious area DMG when two guys decided they didn't want to move from the big red circle.

    • @danpitzer765
      @danpitzer765 3 года назад +3

      @@muhschaf Depends on the game. Some games, it turns out that because they want healers to 'contribute to DPS' but still heal, they set it up so that it's just a war of attrition against the enemy if a healer is doing it solo. A war that the healer /will/ win, if they don't faceplant into an instakill, because the heals are cooldown, not actually limited resource.

  • @AnonymousHamster
    @AnonymousHamster Год назад +875

    "When I'm not healing, I'm out DPSing you" is a quote every healer feels in their bones. I only fill healer as/when needed and even I felt that.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад +17

      I try fulfil that when I can’t find my team or they just got steamrolled.
      Blutsauger and Crusader’s Crossbow can only do so much though.

    • @rayhatesu
      @rayhatesu Год назад +5

      No lie, this is me to a person I used to raid with, though he also plays healer and tries to be a "Green DPS" (as it's called in FFXIV, "Green Damage Dealer" for other games) with the exception that my version tends to be "Not only am I outDPSing you when I'm not healing, I'm healing better for my job than you are for yours! How do you have three more years of role experience in raids and get your ass beat by *me?!?*"

    • @asierx7047
      @asierx7047 Год назад +2

      ​​@@Aaa-vp6ugthat's where the bonesaw comes in
      Gotta love that 100% crit chance

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад

      @@asierx7047 yeah… try using that when your range is beaten out by fists

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 Год назад +2

      When the Nestor refits lasers in place of remote armor repairers
      That or its drone bonus makes its heavy drones out-DPS the sandbags in fleet

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Год назад +695

    This is why Medic imo has one of the best personalities of any healer character in fiction. Other media make them kind, compassionate, sweet, sometimes moral compass of the group but Medic legit stole his own teammates' souls, made deals with the devil, and keeps a guy's head alive in a fridge.

    • @lordshennington2756
      @lordshennington2756 Год назад

      Also inserted baboon uteruses inside an entire team.

    • @Airin258
      @Airin258 Год назад +36

      As mmo healer main this sounds about right
      Or at least i'd love to do it like this

    • @memelurd7341
      @memelurd7341 Год назад +16

      The Garden warfare healers deal more dps than the assault classes.

    • @theblueberrypi6152
      @theblueberrypi6152 Год назад +6

      I like the reference

    • @clashaccount8737
      @clashaccount8737 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@memelurd7341 They gave the sunflower a better stationary death ray that the DPS's version and turned the scientist into a high speed flanking assassin. Now those were fun healers.

  • @adjwindu70
    @adjwindu70 3 года назад +1974

    This happened last night. I was dps. The the tank kept standing in a dot ice area AFTER it was mentioned to avoid it. After his 2nd death on the 2nd boss attempt, the healer left him dead. The healer, the other dps and I fought the boss to 10% before we wiped. The 3rd time we faced the boss, the tank avoided the dot area and the healer kept him healed. I swear healers are part trainers.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 3 года назад +108

      *mostly trainers

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 3 года назад +296

      Realizing you fucked up so bad the healer’s done with your shit is a real good learning opportunity

    • @Hxnnibe3
      @Hxnnibe3 3 года назад +161

      When i play healer in overwatch, i dont carry the team by healing. I carry by denying them heals until they start playing with the team and stop solo diving lmao

    • @meanderthelost6029
      @meanderthelost6029 3 года назад +13

      Carrot or stick?

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 3 года назад +34

      @@Hxnnibe3 I was a DPS/healer in Overwatch... probably more healer, though. I just walked away when my team kept being stupid. I played Ana, I'll be safely killing enemies long after you're dead xD

  • @dantenotavailable
    @dantenotavailable 3 года назад +2258

    Everytime i hear about healers and "people standing in the red" it makes me think of one of the best features of the original Secret World (unfortunately they decided to remove it for the re-release). To get into raids you had to qualify. You could qualify as any of Tank/Heal or DPS. I watched a friend do the healer track and the fight was such that you couldn't beat the challenge without keeping the NPCs alive... NPCs that would actively run and stand in the middle of the fire. My friend failed the first time because we were too busy laughing at how accurate a raid simulator it was.

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 3 года назад +155

      Now that is brilliant.

    • @tarael86
      @tarael86 3 года назад +51

      FF14 has those too, at lvl 13 I believe.

    • @Vexal50
      @Vexal50 3 года назад +111

      @@tarael86 I believe they were entirely optional, though they gave a reward if you did them all so you were incentivized to do them anyways

    • @scarocci7333
      @scarocci7333 3 года назад +27

      swords of legends have a similar tutorial for every class, and teach you about stacking aoe, blocking attacks, taunting, and also have some class tutorials for specific skills (shielding the tank before a specific attack, grabbing to safety a dps in damage aoe, using dmg reductiona against tankbusting attacks, etc). It's really great. Even with a quizz about player etiquette and how to interact with others.

    • @johnmclain250
      @johnmclain250 3 года назад +7

      I played the original Secret World (God I hated the game's class mechanics/skills, but loved the setting.) and I don't recall doing any of that as healer/tank. You just jumped right into the first dungeon with the cuthulu monster at the end.

  • @kaylynnanson6231
    @kaylynnanson6231 Год назад +487

    My husband was the cleric for a DnD campaign and received lots of flack for it throughout. The campaign culminated in killing a dragon.
    Then he uttered this phrase to the GM: "I revive the dragon."
    He succeeded, getting two nat 20s in a row, and decimated the party with his revived dragon.

    • @Kevin-fj5oe
      @Kevin-fj5oe Год назад +178

      Your husband woke up that day and choose violence

    • @redacted144
      @redacted144 Год назад +175

      @@Kevin-fj5oe more like violence chose him, and he answered the call.

    • @GLoLChibs
      @GLoLChibs Год назад +27

      Legend

    • @suicune2001
      @suicune2001 11 месяцев назад +15

      LMAO! OMG! That's amazing. XD

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 10 месяцев назад +33

      I bet he then revived the party after that, now that hey had learned their lesson.
      ...And kept hte dragon, of course.

  • @vanphoenix676
    @vanphoenix676 2 года назад +2436

    Everybody :" yay , that was a great dungeon, so fun ! Let's do it again!"
    Me as a healer panting :" I want to choke all of you with my own 2 hands"
    Happens both in Wow and HoTS

    • @valkyrie-randgris
      @valkyrie-randgris Год назад +90

      Happens if you've EVER been the healer tbqh. Either way you'll want to choke all the non-healers with your own two hands, or, quite possibly, you'll want to choke out the healer AND the folk making their job harder with your own two hands.

    • @Drasendant
      @Drasendant Год назад +21

      Had a tank in FFxiv that wtw without telling me beforehand, had to have the melee dps pretend to be tank for some minute while the tank decided to go back to tHE BEGINNING OF THE DUNGEON and run back to where we were instead of taking the swift casted rez I gave him.
      Please ask your healer if they are comfortable with wtw in that dungeon, creates less stress.
      Oh and make sure you have ALL the monsters attention, OK!?

    • @Medbread
      @Medbread Год назад +9

      ​@Drasendant as a tank main in FFXIV, I always wall to wall in dungeons I know I can get through with a decent healer. If the pull requires the healer or me to clench their butt, I tend to break it up into 2 pulls.
      Example, Copperbell Mines = Wall to wall OK
      That one part in Dzemael Darkhold with the exploding crystals = Take it slow
      I don't ask the healer, but if the healer tells me to slow down or speed up, then I do.

    • @Drasendant
      @Drasendant Год назад +2

      @@Medbread
      Could you tell me how you handle tanking in higher lv dungeons like in Endwalker?
      I had a not so satisfying run last night where I struggled to keep the tank alive though mobs and they died at two different pulls and the whole team went down in one of those pulls....

    • @Medbread
      @Medbread Год назад +3

      @Drasendant Endwalker dungeons aren't particularly harder than earlier expansions. In fact, they kind of limit the amount of pulls you can make compared to ARR, by making each wall-to-wall shorter. The only one I've ever been close to wiping on is Smileton, but even then it wasn't that hard.
      All I can say is, the tank might not have been utilizing their mitigations properly. Maybe they weren't using Arm's length as mitigation, or sprinting before pulls for the full 20 second sprint so they don't get hit during the wall-to-wall, or they might have been trying to stack mitigations (which is a bad idea unless you're REALLY going to die because the mitigation cuts get exponentially smaller the more mits you stack, though at that point you should just pop your invulnerability skill) and then having none or very few left for the next pull.
      Or they might have just not even been pressing all of their mits at all.
      Or, their gear might have been underleveled.
      Or your group might have been doing sub par DPS, leading to more damage taken overall due to the enemies surviving longer.

  • @Maddinhpws
    @Maddinhpws 3 года назад +887

    Don't forget that the anime healer is like "I talk for 30 seconds, go oom after 3 heals and do not much more" while the mmorpg healer is like a machine gun firing heals all around or dpsing everytime they are not healing.

    • @Christopher-eq1rn
      @Christopher-eq1rn 3 года назад +56

      I prefer to think of them more like a maestro with a gun, directing their party and shooting the baddies as they guide the rhythm of the battlefield

    • @fio_lume
      @fio_lume 3 года назад +67

      to be fair, Anime Fantasy healers are usually based off of D&D healers (like in Overlord, Goblin Slayer and older Fantasy Animes), who only had a very limited amount of spells to ready per day and otherwise had to rely on scrolls and potions to do the trick. This represents healing magics actually draining your mana like crazy.
      A late trope made many modern anime healers blonde insecure virgin damsels, whereas in some older shows and mangas, the white mage/priest/cleric usually was young to middle aged man or woman of belief, but who wouldn't shy away from carrying a knife or bonking baddies with their staff more often than not between heals.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 3 года назад +14

      @@fio_lume
      D&D dosen't make its healing classes delicate flowers though, at least not on 5th edition.

    • @pantsuchan968
      @pantsuchan968 3 года назад +28

      @@fio_lume Have you never seen a Cleric? GMs have to balance their games specifically for Clerics because they're so stupidly strong. I'd say they're more akin to earlier iterations of the "White Mage" from early JRPGS, granted a lot of Final Fantasy and the like was based off of TTRPGs. If you look at DnD and look at cleric you don't think "Whiney squishy healer" You might as well think "Paladin". Speaking of which, Paladin is another unkillable healing class.

    • @fio_lume
      @fio_lume 3 года назад +13

      @@funninoriginal6054 2nd half of my comment shares your sentiment. and yes, D&D Clerics can later on just DELETE bosses, i am aware of that.

  • @jm7781
    @jm7781 Год назад +333

    As a healer I can say "I cant heal through the wall, can I?" Is a frase that transcends media. This video works both for MMO and hero-shooter.

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 Год назад +10

      Also D&D tables, even with ranged Cure Wounds spellls some things are unfixable

  • @ArtificiallyIdiotic
    @ArtificiallyIdiotic 3 года назад +2966

    As a healer main, the "when I'm not healing I am out-dpsing you" is so accurate

    • @StellaBorneWatches
      @StellaBorneWatches 2 года назад +71

      FF14 problems when a DPS is doing poorly, which is hard usually.

    • @hudosjdicicidi
      @hudosjdicicidi 2 года назад +61

      ESO whenever I am over 30% of team damage. When I am doing more than one of the two dps with only 2 damage-utility abilities then thats a problem.

    • @MacoAndrews
      @MacoAndrews 2 года назад +7

      @@StellaBorneWatches wow's holy priests, it's so sad to see that you are out dpsing people...

    • @StellaBorneWatches
      @StellaBorneWatches 2 года назад +16

      @@MacoAndrews Has happened quite a fair amount of times, when I've been worrying more on mitigations and dodging reds as a tank than damage, yet get higher numbers. I don't bring it up unless we wipe, and do it privately to try to specifically streamline their cycles as I also know every DPS class, for the sake of passing together, not harassing folks.

    • @MacoAndrews
      @MacoAndrews 2 года назад +5

      @@StellaBorneWatches i'll snap only on dps palladins with aggro aura on, u dont need to worry

  • @franconunez925
    @franconunez925 Год назад +1204

    I always tought that Mercy is a healer in the eyes of someone who never touched the role while Medic is the animal spirit of anyone who spent 100+ hours in the role over any game.

    • @selenaautufuga7597
      @selenaautufuga7597 Год назад +143

      You clearly have not met Mercy mains. Those people with a good 8k plus average healing per game? Amateurs, the lot of them. You haven't seen a Mercy until they have an equal amount of DPS to their healing which has gone above 10k minimum, 20 plus kills, and twice as may assists. THey exist, they are terrifying. The average DPS Mercy run for me has about 5k in DMG and Heal each, that is to say, half that of a dedicated Mercy main, I came to the conclusion that either I suck at the game (very real possibility), or there is something wrong with healers.

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 Год назад +119

      @@selenaautufuga7597 I don't play OW but I imagine being in the role of healer for so long has driven them insane. Source: I used to play the healer role near exclusively because I was the only one competent enough to do so and death was an insult to my very being.

    • @bostafu
      @bostafu Год назад +31

      The mmo healer fits ow support way too easily 😂

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад +59

      @@monochromatic9601
      BREAKING NEWS: EX-DOCTOR TOO INSULTED TO DIE

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Год назад +12

      Did zat sting? *sooooorry*

  • @daboi6509
    @daboi6509 Год назад +124

    As a healer I can confirm, “the healing is less rewarding than the hurting”

  • @prinzezzqtpi5437
    @prinzezzqtpi5437 3 года назад +2181

    I ended up picking "Healer" because I was too scared to face enemies directly, and I figured it would matter less when I inevitably failed. On my journey I learned that I wasn't a nobody supporting real heroes, I was the last line of defense against defeat. I had the power to completely turn the situation around and make a seemingly inevitable loss into a hard-won victory.
    You have a lot of power that your team relies on, yes, but only when you have a team to rely on. The difference between a good healer and a great healer is defeating the ego and focusing on the goal: Get everyone through this in one piece, so everyone can see the good end together.

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 года назад +108

      Or watch the monk tank (who clearly can't play a monk tank but just queued as tank to get in dungeons faster) pull the entire hallway of ogres *and* the boss at the end who AoE fears.

    • @thorgrin7680
      @thorgrin7680 3 года назад +43

      i played Archeage for years, and if you dont know what that is its an mmo where you can basically do whatever you want. I played a templar, which is pretty much a tanky healer. Whenever i went into raids or dungeons I would literally stand still and soak dmg while my party was never getting anything. they were just in the state of "hope i dont die lolz"

    • @dirtburger2773
      @dirtburger2773 3 года назад +29

      OOOOR be the Legendary Has An Ego And Backs It Up With Godlike Skill

    • @reginyra8401
      @reginyra8401 3 года назад +35

      They thought that DPS were the carries in a game... Turns out it's the supports carrying the DPS XD

    • @powpowouchy5
      @powpowouchy5 3 года назад +1

      Which game

  • @Dani_Krossing
    @Dani_Krossing 3 года назад +2613

    Brilliant 😂 And EXACTLY how EVERY healer feel when they aren't new at healing anymore.

  • @Tinandel
    @Tinandel Год назад +224

    Conversely, I have to grudgingly admit that on the incredibly rare occasion that you’re healing for a REALLY good team… you have shockingly little to do.

    • @renkalan8587
      @renkalan8587 Год назад +40

      Actually, you have one thing to do. DPS.

    • @SoulHero7
      @SoulHero7 Год назад +18

      In the immortal words of JoCat:
      What do you do when the party's full health?~
      What do you do when the party's full health?~
      Or even halfway up and standing~
      DPS THE BAD GUYS!!!~

    • @Stolanis
      @Stolanis Год назад +12

      Although I had a lot of fun playing FFXIV, I also had an incredibly disheartening moment when playing healer for a good party.
      I was playing White Mage, the most vanilla of vanilla healing classes in the game, because I naturally tend to play support characters and wanted an easy class to learn while I was still new to the game.
      Got to the end of a dungeon with a rando party, fought the boss. I died halfway through the fight and no-one could rez me. I thought 'oh crap, we're gonna wipe now cuz I messed up and everyone's gonna be mad at me'.
      The party just fought on and cleared the boss completely without my help, cuz they knew what they were doing. And then, because this is FFXIV whose playerbase I would describe as 'aggressively nice', everyone still commended me before leaving.
      As grateful as I was to be carried by veteran players, it also made me feel *incredibly* useless to know that my healing was just an optional extra that they didn't really need. After that I started reading a whole bunch of meta articles and found out, yeah, not only does a good party not really need a dedicated support, but the support class I was playing, White Mage, was considered to be the worst out of ALL supports because healing and rezzing is the ONLY utility it brings to the table (as opposed to shields, mitigation, damage buffs, all that jazz).
      So, naturally, I went to the exact opposite extreme and started playing Black Mage, the very definition of the 'stand in the fire DPS higher' class. I don't know if any healer in fiction has ever become so disheartened that they straight-up fell to the darkness and swapped out ALL their healing spells for damage ones, but that was my character arc in a nutshell.

    • @KenjaTimu
      @KenjaTimu 11 месяцев назад +2

      I solo healed a 10 man raid with a really good group. It wasn't hard but I wasn't bored.

    • @SirFailure
      @SirFailure 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@StolanisA used-to-be healer, who lost their team, realized their futility and uselessness. In hopelessness and self-loath, they shed all their blessing for the power of the dark. Now, they vow, from here and then no one shall experience the same thing as them, ever, again.

  • @ralph1125
    @ralph1125 3 года назад +1063

    To be fair, this might also be called "how play time changes your outlook as an MMORPG healer"

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 года назад +44

      I hope I don’t change. As a healer of about six months I’m still in the “I’m going to follow that tank into the depths of hell and back to keep him and the DPS alive at all costs!” Phase.

    • @ralph1125
      @ralph1125 3 года назад +35

      @@mikoto7693 Hi Rebecca, keep the positive outlook! :) My past is, i've been playing healer in WoW for around 7 years, and it is so hard not to give in to being the cynicial a-hole i so much desire to be. The sad part is, my go-to stance is, give everyone a chance. But playing a healer will get you from the light to the dark side eventually. It is like death by a thousand cuts or chinese water torture... :C I hope and wish that you stay strong! Happy Christmas 2021! :)

    • @seiggrainhart4719
      @seiggrainhart4719 3 года назад +17

      @@mikoto7693
      As a person who mains either a range attacker or healer for the better part of a decade, you'll learn there are two modes for MMO Healers.
      The "Don't make me beat you with a stick." Mode.
      and the "I shall do my job faithfully, sir." mode.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 года назад +11

      @@mikoto7693 Been healing since 2005:
      I don't think it's possible to not change. You don't have to become an asshole with a god complex, but you'll definitely grow more jaded with time.
      There used to be a time when I beat myself up over not being able to save people from their own stupidity, but eventually you'll have to realize that you can't save people from themselves, and if they WANT to go play in traffic and get run over, it's gonna happen, and nothing will stop it.
      I don't lord over my party, but ultimately what you need to clear most fights is a healer and maaaybe a meatshield to eat the autoattacks (aka a tank); dps are, for most mechanics/fights, mere accessories that are nice to have, but aren't necessarily a wipe if they don't live. My job is to keep a wipe from happening, not to babysit a bunch of suicidal lemmings, and that's definitely what your party can feel like sometimes.
      Just to clarify: I also main DPS and frequently play tank too, so this isn't me being shitty to other roles. Everyone has a certain level of personal responsibility to make it a smooth run, and if I camp out on the edge of the universe as a DPS, far out of heal range and die to lack of healing, that's on me for not getting into range, not on the healer. If I fail mechanics constantly and get a vulnerability up debuff as a tank over and over again until the boss merely looking my way is enough to oneshot me, that's my fault, not the healer's.
      As you get more comfortable with healing and/or the game you play, you become more and more aware of these things that aren't within your responsibility as a healer, and if you still beat yourself up over not being able to save someone who is clearly courting death, I don't think that's mentally healthy in the long run.

    • @myst1741
      @myst1741 3 года назад +5

      @@mikoto7693 It will change, it doesn't have to be a god-complex. But between all the people blaming you for all their mistakes, and the fact you'll constantly find yourself soloing things MEANT to be done as a party because they run into all the attacks. Maybe duo, because most tanks in my personal experience tend not to be completely brain dead. (Some are, but most have paid proper respect to the healer. And have earned my respect)
      It WILL jade you. ;x

  • @danklonk5552
    @danklonk5552 3 года назад +1910

    Joined a D&D campaign playing a cleric for the first time ever. Started off as the ‘anime healer’ wishing everyone on the battlefield their best. Now six months into the game I’m multi-classing with Monk (Way of the Mercy), telling the rogue he can do what he wants just don’t expect me to be the one to clean up his mess, and trying desperately to keep sane.

    • @Kar4ever3
      @Kar4ever3 3 года назад +153

      I did something similar. I played a pacifist Trickster cleric. But had a pre-determined count of humans kills with the DM, that the party would reach at a point, and my character would flip the script, and become a necro cleric, because "Well if you all like death so much, you might as well all die now, so there will be no more fighting". None of the other players knew that, they just thought I played a coward healbot.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 3 года назад +79

      Me, refusing to use party diamonds to res a character that died because of avoidable damage. He did get resurrected, had a lot of debt to work off tho

    • @AAJillSandwich
      @AAJillSandwich 3 года назад +35

      My experience when playing Cleric is every other person expecting you to be a mindless healbot.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 3 года назад +35

      @@AAJillSandwich because Cleric is the only class in 5e with access to all healing spells, and thus kinda are the "Designated Healer", but they can do so much more

    • @AAJillSandwich
      @AAJillSandwich 3 года назад +35

      @@nikki607 Not just talking about 5E or DnD specifically for that matter personally more of 2E fan still learning 5E.
      But even in that context literally talking about people who treat clerics like a robot who's only purpose and only skills/spells are healing and have nothing else to contribute.
      You also got people who expect you to absolve them of there bad behavior and negligence. (Such as the rogue getting in trouble with the law and cries when you don't assist him in his criminal endeavors. There's people who intentionally or carelessly run through traps and stuff and expect me to waste heal spells on them.
      It's not about being the "designated healer" but being treated as the designated thrall of healing with no free will.
      Luckily I've found better people to play with but I'll forever be a toxic healer now.

  • @jordanwhite352
    @jordanwhite352 Год назад +97

    Fun Fact: If you merge together both personalities you get a real life EMT.

    • @schm1596
      @schm1596 Год назад +19

      As a real-life medic, can confirm.

    • @Masitu0031
      @Masitu0031 9 месяцев назад +16

      Ah, combination of a) innocent, idealistic choice to help people and b) jaded medical who see people get hurt, sick, or dying in daily basis.

    • @Chris_KAy
      @Chris_KAy 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Masitu0031 we have mandatory military or social service here in austria, three of my mates went to the hospital, the first 2-3 deaths they were so devastated that i thought they need therapy, but within 3 months they started making jokes about that shit like its just you doing dumb stuff and getting hurt, i just sat there and didnt know what to think or say i just accepted how it is.
      one story really got stuck with me: one mate had to take a deceased granny down where they cut them open and check stuff, while on the way with the bed he got a call and had to go elsewhere, put the granny on the site of the hall and walked off... aaand forgot her for like an hour or so, there were renovations in that exact area and constructionworkers put their gearboxes on the bed not realising theres a frickin corpse under that blanket, stuff like that happend all the time.
      the saying is really true: when you die its not you who will feel sad about it and i guess the same is true for working with dead people, you either adapt or your mind will unavoidably break at one point.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 3 года назад +519

    "Oh you're dead? That explains why the boss started dying faster." whilst looking at the worst dps

  • @abbewinter9249
    @abbewinter9249 3 года назад +304

    "I can't out-heal stupidity" is a perfect summary of my time as a support player in various games. I want it on a laptop decal.

  • @VatsugC
    @VatsugC Год назад +96

    This is very accurate to my style, just missed out on "I'm not a healer to heal you, I'm a healer to heal myself and watch people I dislike die"

  • @josephhalbohn8100
    @josephhalbohn8100 3 года назад +4580

    New healers: "oh god I hope I don't mess up and ruin everyone's fun"
    Experienced healers: "I hold the power of life and death in my hand and you WILL bow"
    Veteran healers: "I can't esuna stupid" *continues dpsing*

    • @fwoompdotexe5225
      @fwoompdotexe5225 3 года назад +115

      this is terribly accurate

    • @AusFirewing
      @AusFirewing 3 года назад +231

      "How low can you go! How low can you go!"

    • @lynxace1602
      @lynxace1602 3 года назад +233

      braindead dragoon killing himself within first 5 seconds of Ramuh Extreme for the 2nd time in a row? stand on his corpse, keep everyone else alive and out dps him to show dominance
      - me, earlier today

    • @CatOnACell
      @CatOnACell 3 года назад +69

      @@lynxace1602 rescue is the best spell in that case. it can increase your dragoon summon for up to 3 additional attack charges. however summoning your Chocobo is always preferred in non-instanced cases where cliffs are involved.

    • @lynxace1602
      @lynxace1602 3 года назад +45

      @@CatOnACell that Dragoon kept dying for nearly every mechanic in the fight. we tried the fight 20 times over and he died more than anyone else. I just considered him a liability and focused on keeping other people alive

  • @water1374
    @water1374 2 года назад +267

    Usually I play DPS and I always wondered why they act like that, then I tried out healer and realized that I'm basically playing an RTS with extremely weird indirect controls and highly unpredictable units.

    • @steelfox9061
      @steelfox9061 2 года назад +46

      That is one thing I like about playing healer in killing floor. Drop a medic gernade and most close by teammates run straight to it making it a good way to reposition them, I like playing RTS games.

    • @michaelsorensen7567
      @michaelsorensen7567 Год назад +68

      We all like to give game devs crap for AI sucking, but then playing with human players we realize at least AI is predictable!

    • @asierx7047
      @asierx7047 Год назад +5

      ​​@@steelfox9061similarly, TF2 Medic's Amputator will bring every player that hears it to your position

  • @ArgentumFox
    @ArgentumFox Год назад +10

    "I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have prevented that outcome" fits perfectly here.

  • @bruderlein8514
    @bruderlein8514 3 года назад +579

    I feel this deep in my MMO healer bones. This could also be "New Healer vs Veteran Healer." Brilliant.

    • @HeShoeTooBig
      @HeShoeTooBig Год назад +29

      as a veteran healer, I have a no-heal list in the games I play. I refuse to heal douche bags no matter what.

    • @Buttersaemmel
      @Buttersaemmel Год назад +9

      @@HeShoeTooBig oh it's so annoying when they totaly deserve to die so you just don't heal them and they still survive just trough sheer luck...

    • @Jazzeki
      @Jazzeki Год назад +3

      @@Buttersaemmel or worse ebacuse someone else think you aren't being deliberate about it. even worse if it's a non-healer wasteing time they should be dpsing.

    • @falscher2
      @falscher2 Год назад +1

      @@Buttersaemmel if it happens often enough, it is no longer luck and you, as the healer, are ding your job right

  • @mountainhun
    @mountainhun 3 года назад +399

    Me starting as a tank: "It's my job as a leader to know every dungeon like the back of my hand, calculating every pull and positioning the monsters to optimal strategic effect!"
    Me as a tank after missing a few expansions- "Christ I gotta speed run these dungeons or the DPS are going to pull *everything,* am I the only one who cares about the healer's mana?

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 2 года назад +15

      In my experience an extra distinct works better than a tank

    • @hoodiesticks
      @hoodiesticks Год назад +27

      As an FF14 player ... yes, you are the only person worrying about the healer's mana, including the healers. If they run out of mana, it's their fault for not pressing buttons.

    • @DillonWinchell
      @DillonWinchell Год назад +2

      Bless you

  • @Ramschat
    @Ramschat Год назад +62

    "You exist, because we allow it"
    - Sovereign, a MMO healer

    • @AssassinLex
      @AssassinLex Год назад +4

      Almost spit out my drink XD

  • @scarocci7333
    @scarocci7333 2 года назад +835

    In the anime Grimgar, the healer ( a girl) is actually like the mmo-healer. At one moment she snap to the group because they expect her to heal tiny injury and she explain them she doesn't have unlimited mana so she keep it for shit that actually matter and if they aren't happy with that then they can just get better

    • @sylvesterpenn
      @sylvesterpenn Год назад +55

      Grimgar is amazing. Beginning to end.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Год назад +8

      I've watched the 1st season a long time ago. Was there any further seasons?

    • @aychazyt6987
      @aychazyt6987 Год назад +15

      @@ultimaxkom8728 no, sadly

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Год назад +4

      @@aychazyt6987 Dang...

    • @HarryAyA
      @HarryAyA Год назад +52

      If you were to rename Grimgar following modern anime naming schemes, it would be called: When anime healers aren't good enough, so you replace them with MMO healers!
      Or something to that effect.

  • @saffronnie3969
    @saffronnie3969 3 года назад +469

    "Tank we go at my pace, not yours"
    FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT! Funnily enough, if you go at a pace a healer can't keep up with EVERYONE DIES! Why does no one understand that!?

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 3 года назад +13

      They don't use healers since they're too braindead for it~

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 3 года назад +2

      Btw, I'm the usual healer/supp~

    • @saffronnie3969
      @saffronnie3969 3 года назад +46

      @@DianaProudmoore I actually prefer tank over healer, but when I went for a healer role, and literally my second dungeon as a healer some Ahole tank ran off round the first corner right away and pulled like 10 enemies, I was like "Um... I'm new to healing... Can we go slow please?" and they said "This is the normal pace" regherhg9rehghregy LET ME HAVE TIME TO LEARN!? NO!? THAT'S NOT A THING!?!
      Yeah I respect healers when playing as a tank more now.
      Ever had a healer not revive you out of spite? That was great....

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 3 года назад +9

      @@saffronnie3969 I'm the usual healer that doesn't rev out of spite~
      Specially those dps who draws more aggro than the tank itself then drag it near the back liners(with me in it)~

    • @saffronnie3969
      @saffronnie3969 3 года назад +9

      @@DianaProudmoore Once I misunderstood something my friend told me to do, and the healer told me off. And like, spoke to me in a VERY cocky way. And then I realised the weren't really healing so... I said to them in the exact same cocky way they said to me "What are you doing? Can you heal?" yeah they let me die and never revived me. Even tho THEY were the ones to start being cocky cos of a MISTAKE.

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert Год назад +39

    My favorite healer archetype is the one that just hangs near dungeon entrances and makes bank off of the parties that go in, almost die, then come crawling out with a whimper.
    Bonus points if they go in and collect the bodies for their necromancer friend.

  • @postmodernguava9518
    @postmodernguava9518 3 года назад +1528

    FF14 had a character who acted like a typical anime healer. Her party abused her so much she eventually snapped and tried to kill them all to raise as zombies.

    • @diersteinjulien6773
      @diersteinjulien6773 3 года назад +200

      good old Edda Pureheart, I guess?

    • @rayhatesu
      @rayhatesu 3 года назад +284

      I mean, half right. Her issue was more that she was I'll suited to healing to begin with and yet her fiance, who was their tank, insisted she keep trying anyway, which lead to his death. After that the party disbanded, with their Archer joining our org only to eat it in the post-Titan story, meanwhile the mage went to work in Ul'dah until he got the bizarre marriage invite that leads us to the next part of the story in which the Archer was raised, the mage was nearly killed, and a voidsent tried to trick her into manifesting it as her fiance. And then the two parts to PotD happen to round out her story.

    • @rayhatesu
      @rayhatesu 3 года назад +112

      And yes, that *was* the most spoiler-free way I could put that while it should still be completely understandable.

    • @stark_ita
      @stark_ita 3 года назад +57

      #eddadidnothingwrong

    •  3 года назад +11

      @@rayhatesu oh I don't understand anything of that xD

  • @Trixareforkidsvegeta
    @Trixareforkidsvegeta 2 года назад +163

    You've never truly played a healer until you've told someone you haven't given them permission to die.

  • @decimation9780
    @decimation9780 Год назад +134

    I occasionally play healer in FPS games, and I can confidently say that if you ever play a healer, no matter what game, don’t expect your team to be useful, and assume they’ll start acting like chickens with their heads cut off. That way when they use their brains, you won’t be as disappointed as you would otherwise when you expected them to make smart decisions from the jump.

    • @joshuagreen5613
      @joshuagreen5613 Год назад +1

      About describes me playing a medic squad in enlisted

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 Год назад +5

      @@joshuagreen5613 Don’t you just love being exposed to just how inept people truly are when you’re the one responsible for keeping them alive?

    • @joshuagreen5613
      @joshuagreen5613 Год назад +3

      @@decimation9780 yep
      The stupidity of some is so high, it should be a superpower: once saw someone who flipped their tank on a flat field.
      Like how tf do you manage that!?

    • @dylanbasstica8316
      @dylanbasstica8316 Год назад +3

      I always had a lot of fun playing medic in the battlefield series, it was a treat when I played solo with a terrible team that stayed in one area trying to defend it, it was also very immersive NGL, stoping in the chaos to actually see what all the randoms around you are doing and living within that chaos finding the perfect cover while the braindead blueberries get mowed down and my points skyrocket, endgame k/d 0 and 12, first place on the losing team😂

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 Год назад +1

      @@joshuagreen5613 That’s probably more the fault of the game rather than the player. Take a look at Arma. Sometimes, your tank might just decide to fling itself several meters away, for absolutely no reason. That’s not the fault of the player, and you can't justifiably put blame on the player if something like that occurs without any user input.

  • @sephestra.
    @sephestra. 4 года назад +582

    I REALLY wish I could like this more than once! The MMO healer is absolutely my daughter every time we do random dungeons together...or mythics...or raids...or anything. Except she also adds in, "Yeah, the enhance shaman is my mom, Mr. Tank. I will 100% use my Life Cocoon on her before you if you piss me off...that goes for rest of you as well".
    I just sent her the link to this. I'm so happy =D

    • @Egorator
      @Egorator 3 года назад +63

      that's so cool) playing any multiplayer game with your family is probably one of the greatest things one can have in life.
      not for me to say lmao

    • @prive1382
      @prive1382 3 года назад +9

      @@Egorator lol same that is now a new goal in life

    • @Dawnlotus
      @Dawnlotus 3 года назад +10

      @@Egorator :) yes! I play dungeons and dragons with my dad and brother as well as the rest of my party and it’s so much fun. We can discuss plans and stuff outside of session time. Ive finally convinced my mom to give it a try

    • @Kitsunenokoi
      @Kitsunenokoi 3 года назад +4

      This is me and MY daughter! Only I'm a mage. ROFLMAO!! And she and I just watched this together.

  • @JJStylies
    @JJStylies 3 года назад +883

    I'm pretty sure playing as a healer is actually the #1 way to develop sadism.

    • @loganshaw5
      @loganshaw5 3 года назад +30

      Looks at a certain healer mc and his commander in the healing corps. You maybe on to something.🤔

    • @ofal5124
      @ofal5124 3 года назад +50

      this actually gave me an idea to create a character of a healer
      that is suffering from total megalomania and god complex
      and the worst part of that would be that he's be right about it

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 2 года назад +8

      @@ofal5124 Ooooo, I'm stealing this idea, if I ever play DnD again.

    • @wor1dconquerer170
      @wor1dconquerer170 2 года назад +8

      Don't Hurt Me, My Healer! Is also a funny anime. Where for example in one episode she blessed the mc to take No damage. But it turns out that all the pain that the spell negated comes back at the same time

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Год назад +4

      I feel exposed

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone Год назад +85

    I NEED a series with your MMO healer character! The accent, the mannerisms, the costume. It's perfect!

    • @omargoodman2999
      @omargoodman2999 Год назад +3

      Maybe not that personality, _specifically,_ but if you want an anime with an *actual* badass healer MC, "The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic" is scheduled for Jan 2024. I've been reading the Manga and I'm *really* looking forward to it, so you might want to give it a look.
      If you're not sold yet, try this on for size; one of the supporting characters, the Captain of the Recovery Squad, Rose, is a *Super Badass Healer* even moreso than the MC (she's the one who gives him his "Hell Training"). She's what you'd get if Olivier Mira Armstrong and Izumi Curtis from FMA had a kid.

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 Год назад +1

      Pair him off with an anime healer and you have the best yaoi Isekai I've ever seen

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 Год назад

      Dende from DBZA is this during the Frieza arc.

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 Год назад

      ​@@carsonrush3352No. No see its Dende. Now say "please heal me Dende"

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 Год назад

      ​@@carsonrush3352is 100 percent what Id say as party healer and enemy debuffer

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 3 года назад +2664

    "When I'm not healing I'm out dpsing you" Every decent FFXIV healer vs every awful dps.

    • @keiichimorisato98
      @keiichimorisato98 3 года назад +148

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILLY!!!!

    • @rayhatesu
      @rayhatesu 3 года назад +175

      Sages right now: "Goddamnit, now I'm outDPSing you *while* healing, you guys really need to get good."

    • @BoredDan7
      @BoredDan7 3 года назад +53

      @@keiichimorisato98 I don't know, now that I can weave, lilies are feeling more and more like a downtime ability. This message is brought to you by your local glare mage.

    • @magus104
      @magus104 3 года назад +20

      no no no...... FFXIV is the super friendly non toxic mmo. This is purely from the wow healer perspective because wow is the toxic game

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 3 года назад +57

      @@magus104 They wont say it out loud, so they're not being toxic!

  • @Diamondphobe
    @Diamondphobe 4 года назад +1574

    Terrifyingly accurate MMO healer.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 3 года назад +32

      Except for the "Stop pulling everything" part. It's more like "Start pulling everything"

    • @Kaldin0203
      @Kaldin0203 3 года назад +28

      @@Aquilenne Depends on the game. If you played FF14 as healer main, you will see how many dungeons the Tank just wipes the party by doing that because one group of mobs has enough dps in some specific dungeons(thanks to scaling your equipment down, these exist all over the place levelwise) that they can half the tank's life in around 4 seconds...and around 2 seconds is the cast time of a heal. 2 groups are clutch doable sometimes, but when they start going wall to wall getting hit a bunch while walking, I just stop walking, because you mostly can't heal while walking, so the outcome is obvious, heck, standing actually at least gives me the opportunity to try to heal.

    • @hannessteffenhagen61
      @hannessteffenhagen61 3 года назад +1

      @@Kaldin0203 Eh, that's just your fault for not being a White Mage. Holy + about half a dozen panic buttons means that your tank should barely be taking any damage if you're playing a WHM, let alone actually die. _Especially_ if they don't forget to press their own goddamn buttons.

    • @Kaldin0203
      @Kaldin0203 3 года назад +10

      @@hannessteffenhagen61 Guess someone never played any of the lower level ones with such braindead tanks and think they're a god because the tanks were actually not braindead. You literally have less than 4 healing skills before level 48 or something. They all have cooldowns. A tank pulling everything literally dies faster than your total healing is. White Mage especially is shit before his last few pre-Heavensward-skills. That's the class where I felt that the most, since I leveled it afterwards. With mostly getting those braindead tanks and nothing else, unless I got someone I know to tank for me. Didn't change having such braindead tanks en masse when leveling different DPS-classes though. You lose access to all skills above a certain level, and your EQ becomes a minimum of what you have equipped in lower dungeons, so you can go experience that still. Just grab someone you know and tell them to pull everything in those 30s dungeons and see how you can't heal for shit in comparison to the damage coming in.
      Either that first part, or you're one of those braindead tanks, which I wouldn't assume from that last part of your comment though.

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 3 года назад

      @@Kaldin0203 Scholar doesn't even have any spells below lvl 30 it's just psykick and your fairy (the fairy can carry the party so it's okay)

  • @Vorovell
    @Vorovell 9 месяцев назад +8

    A friend of mine, with whom I play a lot of Guild Wars 2, sent me this video and wrote to me: “The second one is you”

  • @deathtrooper199
    @deathtrooper199 3 года назад +1264

    Anime healers: *Wants to help everyone with the power of friendship*
    MMO healer: *Considered themselves god and literally sick of your shit*

    • @royceblack6752
      @royceblack6752 3 года назад +50

      The MMO perspective would make up for a good anime though :D

    • @Vohasiiv
      @Vohasiiv 3 года назад +25

      @@royceblack6752 there is an anime where the main character is a healer with a god complex

    • @royceblack6752
      @royceblack6752 3 года назад +5

      @@Vohasiiv what is it called?

    • @LU-37
      @LU-37 3 года назад +16

      @@royceblack6752 redo of healer

    • @inkparchment7560
      @inkparchment7560 3 года назад +51

      @@LU-37 why would you subject someone for the torture of watching that garbage

  • @Cam-np9wk
    @Cam-np9wk 3 года назад +1037

    In D&D, our healer could deal more damage in one blow than everyone else while healing the bard and STILL having enough movement and spell points to summon angels. Never underestimate the cleric

    • @imperialphoenix1229
      @imperialphoenix1229 3 года назад +154

      For 4 and a half editions noone chose cleric because 'i don't want to be the healer' so they've gotten a steady stream of buffs that's 20+ years long and nobody seems to realize they're the strongest non-multiclass in 5e

    • @christerjakobsen8107
      @christerjakobsen8107 3 года назад +75

      @@imperialphoenix1229 There's a reason Clerics and Druids are known by the nickname "CoDzilla", at least in 3rd and 3.5 edition.

    • @Mokiefraggle
      @Mokiefraggle 3 года назад +64

      @@christerjakobsen8107 Seriously. Done even remotely right, 3.x edition Clerics and Druids were terrifying. For that matter, a 4e Cleric was all about wreaking holy wrath upon their foes while also being one of the best healers. I mean, you're coming right out the gate first level with things like Healing Strike and Beacon of Hope, plus Healing Word, and an assortment of other possibilities loaded with buff/debuff potential, while still doing damage.
      Problem really is that too many other players will scream "You're doing it wrong!!!" when the Cleric does something other than being the heal-bot. =/

    • @lefterismplanas4977
      @lefterismplanas4977 2 года назад +27

      Well I'm not playing D&D and I don't know too much.
      But I do remember that in CR campaign one, their cleric used one spell and summoned an angel, for money, and it just insta repaired a broken church.
      The cost for that angel for a full day wasn't too bad either, especially in the aftermath when the amount of gold turned into
      "how much are you willing to take"
      rather than
      "here's what you find"
      And that's just from a person who knows nothing of Clerics

    • @wor1dconquerer170
      @wor1dconquerer170 2 года назад +12

      @@Mokiefraggle especially streamers who jump on the dnd bandwagon to try to get money. They tend to think of clerics as just the healers. Atleast 1 stream I'm listening to they homebrewed attacking with a bonus action after casting a spell because they thought clerics aren't that fun/strong.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Год назад +39

    This is honestly just the two categories of healers: Those who heal to save lives, and those who heal to help end lives

  • @RagnarokiaNG
    @RagnarokiaNG 3 года назад +570

    As a healer "main", I never say such things...
    ...I just think them all inside my mind.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 года назад +28

      This. I'm SO much more ruthless in my mind than what I actually say 🤭 Maybe there's a sliver left of me that wants to preserve that kind sweet healer image~

    • @SunArau
      @SunArau 3 года назад +15

      Oh famous smile while murdering group in 8 different ways inside own mind? XD

    • @jjrulez1596
      @jjrulez1596 3 года назад +2

      As a dps main who is starting to play healer, i say these all... a LOT. Mainly cause the fact those who die to the red swirl on the ground cant hear me.

    • @jbutler8585
      @jbutler8585 3 года назад +1

      Never tip your hand by issuing threats, and you can kill so many more dps.

    • @TragerM
      @TragerM 3 года назад

      but out loud is sooooooo much more satisfying (and cathardic)..... (as is drawing a mega monster to a stupid person, to get said stupid person to stop doing stupid things... then verbally say "okay, now.. are you going to LISTEN this time?")

  • @verdanthyborian2322
    @verdanthyborian2322 3 года назад +324

    Being a druid...
    "Hey our healer sucks, druid, help heal!"
    "But I'm the tank... Uh, fine I'll do both..."

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 3 года назад +22

      Been there, done that
      Not a pleasant experience, but rejuv goes brrrrrr

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 3 года назад +11

      And that's how you find the D&D player😂

    • @loganshaw5
      @loganshaw5 3 года назад

      The tank healing those that get randomly attacked.

    • @verdanthyborian2322
      @verdanthyborian2322 3 года назад +6

      @@loganshaw5 I'm a great tank, no one ever got attacked. I had to heal the ones standing in the fire!

    • @loganshaw5
      @loganshaw5 3 года назад +4

      @@verdanthyborian2322 O that is worst then off tanking.

  • @Forty2de
    @Forty2de Год назад +45

    Imagine if they swapped places. The anime healer gets put in an environment where everyone says it's the healer's fault, and the MMO healer goes on an isekai adventure in anime land

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 Год назад +6

      There are some animes and mangas which play with that healer role. Just to mention two: _Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash_ and _The Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic_

  • @GlueSmellsBad
    @GlueSmellsBad 3 года назад +672

    In ESO I took two casual story mode players into a normal dragonstar arena and they had such low damage that each round would take minutes to clear. They wanted to leave but you can’t leave while in combat. They wanted to die so that they could escape. I chose otherwise.

    • @独木桥-h1y
      @独木桥-h1y 3 года назад +8

      😹

    • @tysej4
      @tysej4 Год назад +27

      Did you at least teach them how not to be casuals.. I feel that is very important with ESO in particular.. It is so easy to just do "Normal" content and completely fall by the wayside.

    • @js-cm9si
      @js-cm9si Год назад +29

      I loved doing that as a cleric in video games. Even if they wanted to leave the party.
      "You die when I say so!"

    • @Xaderoth
      @Xaderoth Год назад +5

      I've outdamaged the dps in my team multiple times as the healer. In their defence, they're all under cp160. It is torturous though and we'd get to an arena where they're no longer able to get any kills, I cannot kill fast enough, and we all get overwhelmed.

    • @Xaderoth
      @Xaderoth Год назад +1

      Best is those dps that don't know how to use any skills so they just light and heavy attack...

  • @charlotteb.5542
    @charlotteb.5542 3 года назад +198

    As someone who plays as a healer, I feel this on a spiritual level. I used to play as Mercy in Overwatch and Junkrat is definitely the rogue. No matter what, if there was a Junkrat on my team, they would always disappear then show up later with almost no health.

    • @StephenHutchison
      @StephenHutchison Год назад +19

      It's literally in the character's name. Junkrat.

    • @Who-gi3fd
      @Who-gi3fd Год назад +4

      as a mercy main i can tell you, the sequel did nothing to fix that

    • @E_D___
      @E_D___ Год назад +2

      ​@@Who-gi3fdit is the same game

  • @kirbyfreakyt4695
    @kirbyfreakyt4695 Год назад +26

    When I play as a healer it's usually a combination of the two.
    "I love all of you and I want you to succeed, so I BEG you to actually use your brains and your weapons. I want to uppercut you with all of my might right now, but I know we can do this if you ACTUALLY WORK WITH ME."

  • @diannaarcher1774
    @diannaarcher1774 3 года назад +135

    "The rogue can stay dead. It's better for everyone this way." LOVE THIS!!!

  • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
    @RhelrahneTheIdiot 3 года назад +186

    This is probably the most accurate representation I've ever seen of the difference between Healers in Anime and MMO's.
    The anime Healer/Medic is frequently the timid and precious cinnamon roll character everyone wants to protect whereas healers/logi's in games like EVE Online or Warcraft have absolute god complexes that if the game has a extensive crafting system are surpassed only by dedicated crafters.

    • @victordecourval9343
      @victordecourval9343 Год назад

      That literally Eve online 😂😂😂

    • @velshyem2546
      @velshyem2546 Год назад +1

      Have u seen redo of healer

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle Год назад +3

      @@velshyem2546 Oof... That's one disgusting anime, right there. Glad I avoided that filth.

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian Год назад

      ​@@MrJinglejanglejingleThat certainly was a revenge fantasy done stupid.

    • @velshyem2546
      @velshyem2546 Год назад

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle lol

  • @BitwiseMobile
    @BitwiseMobile Год назад +30

    "The rogue can stay dead. It's better for everyone." No truer words have been spoken. Also, I LOL'd at "Stop pulling everything". Don't you love wall to wall tanks? And then they run away from you and go behind LOS and are wondering where the heals are. "I can't heal through walls!" :D

  • @faztznya5207
    @faztznya5207 3 года назад +470

    For a moment I almost said "would be cool to have a anime where the healer is the protagonist", but then I remembered how it had gone last time it happened....

    • @sebastianrochefort6763
      @sebastianrochefort6763 Год назад +128

      Re-do of healer doesn't count/exist. Does anyone know if "The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic" is getting an anime adaptation?

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Год назад +25

      @@sebastianrochefort6763 Don't hurt me my healer but it's debatable if she's healer

    • @rogersrs9261
      @rogersrs9261 Год назад +22

      There's a manga called Live Dungeon! which have the main character being a healer.

    • @Bartoc1988
      @Bartoc1988 Год назад +10

      @@realdragon Carla obviously was a healer. She healed plenty of times in the anime! You just blinked.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Год назад +42

      What about Diamond is unbreakable?

  • @Alovatololo
    @Alovatololo 3 года назад +114

    There is a manga, Live Dungeon. Basic isekai mmo player in fantasy world. The twist is he's a healer. It is basically this video. Favorite moment, they let the dps die as a time out. It's so enjoyable.

    • @canete571
      @canete571 3 года назад +18

      Thanks for the reccomendation

  • @aBucketOfPuppies
    @aBucketOfPuppies Год назад +39

    When I started Guild Wars at age 7 I picked Monk just because he looked cool. Who knew it would give me so much power over my older brothers. They were constantly relying on me for the harder missions

  • @dervakommtvonhinten517
    @dervakommtvonhinten517 3 года назад +600

    an anime about the second kind of healer would be so much more entertaining than those annoying anime tropes

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 3 года назад +56

      "Wrong way of using healing magic" is kinda like that but so far we only got a manga :(

    • @verskarton
      @verskarton 3 года назад +18

      I think there was one instance in an harem anime where the healer was like. Beat this love rival up but just enough so I can still heal him.

    • @Kaimax61
      @Kaimax61 3 года назад +20

      Grimgar of fantasy and Ash has literally 2 examples of it.

    • @cvernon5256
      @cvernon5256 3 года назад +7

      @@Kaimax61 HA!!! I was going to recommend that!! It does a great job!

    • @dervakommtvonhinten517
      @dervakommtvonhinten517 3 года назад +4

      @@Kaimax61 tried watching it but didnt really appeal to me

  • @Spectacular_Insanity
    @Spectacular_Insanity 3 года назад +123

    Fun story: Back when I was doing ARR patch content (this was during Stormblood), during Leviathan EX a Bard kept pulling aggro from the tank and refused to use their aggro-dump skill (this was back when DPS had their aggro-management skills) even after we repeatedly told him to use it. They died repeatedly (I think it was more than 6 times). Eventually, my co-healer and I, without saying a single word in chat, stopped rezzing the Bard and the fight went perfectly smoothly after that.
    So don't do stupid shit and get yourself killed after refusing to listen to advice. We healers WILL make you sit in time out for the entire duration of the fight if you attract our ire.

    • @lynxace1602
      @lynxace1602 3 года назад +15

      sometimes it's better to keep a self-destructive part of the team dead to save time/resources/focus and minimize liabilities. good call

    • @markup6394
      @markup6394 3 года назад +2

      I had this just yesterday: sadly the guy killing us was the 2nd healer XD The big marks over everybody's heads said "spread" but he kept running into people to the point that I got the impression he did it on purpose o.o (Endwalker 2nd Ex btw :) )

    • @aurastorm3579
      @aurastorm3579 3 года назад +3

      Same sort of thing happened with me as I ran my friend through Lakshmi. Some idiot DPS was getting us all killed because they were oblivious to everything so eventually, my friend and I agreed (as a WHM and SCH combo, respectively) to not res him for the rest of the fight. It went perfectly fine after that.

  • @johnt.190
    @johnt.190 2 месяца назад +4

    Someone pointed out in another video that while anime healers are like Red Cross nurses, MMO healers are like military medics that heal you, slap you, and throw you back to the front.
    I imagine there’s a mix between the two modes of thought that’s like “C’mon, stay with me, I am not losing you to your own stupidity!”as they reach for the stitches.

  • @roycebracket1010
    @roycebracket1010 3 года назад +55

    I used to play Tera Online as a Priest, and the "I'm God" line is pretty accurate.
    You can't kill anyone, but no one can kill you, and everybody desperately _needs_ you.
    Having a good Priest with you meant being able to clear a five players dungeon with just two people.
    A walking cheat code, that's what I felt like.

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 3 года назад +335

    “Nobody *fucks* with the white mage.” -Little Green

    • @posindustries
      @posindustries 3 года назад +18

      @@MiaTyrnfae Huh, that's funny. He never spoke up about it.

    • @Hawkatana
      @Hawkatana 3 года назад +16

      @@MiaTyrnfae *Super Kami Dende.

    • @HTFFanOfFlaky
      @HTFFanOfFlaky 3 года назад +12

      @@MiaTyrnfae *cracking noises*
      I like you

    • @pantsuchan968
      @pantsuchan968 3 года назад +12

      Heal me...magic...man...

    • @KincaidtheHedgehog
      @KincaidtheHedgehog 3 года назад +4

      unexpected tfs

  • @ToasteBlade
    @ToasteBlade Год назад +31

    I love playing healers in most games and the way the MMO healer is accurate to all of them is hilarious. Playing a healer is to realize everyone is dumb and you are their mother and god.

  • @17thknight
    @17thknight 3 года назад +130

    Me in FF14....
    As a tank: I literally don't know any mechanics, I just turn boss away from group
    As a healer: By *my will* does this raid continue. I am the master of your destinies!!

    • @zerotimeleft
      @zerotimeleft Месяц назад

      idk man you seem like a healer main

  • @KaitoGillscale
    @KaitoGillscale 3 года назад +264

    "can't heal through walls, can I?" is a sentiment I get SO OFTEN in FF14. Like wow, I'm doing my best to heal the tank but it doesn't help when they run PAST the frontline and expect me to follow with my baby HP.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 3 года назад +6

      Healers when the tank does the pull after the first boss in bardam's mettle

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 3 года назад +1

      Run with em, I've had no real issue following them

    • @KaitoGillscale
      @KaitoGillscale 3 года назад +10

      @@elgatochurro when I’m a lvl30 white mage with 400 HP? Sorry king that ain’t the strat I’m going for. He will stay in line of sight for me to heal HIM or he will die. Josh said it best: I can’t overheal stupid.

    • @derekkim5520
      @derekkim5520 3 года назад +1

      @@KaitoGillscale your supposed to follow them like a lost puppy, like stay literally on top of the tank. If he sprints, u sprint as well. As long as the tank has aggro and you dodge the aoes you won't take any damage

    • @KaitoGillscale
      @KaitoGillscale 3 года назад +14

      @@derekkim5520 yea that’s a nice theory but every second they’re running THROUGH the enemy is a second that I have to draw agro because they aren’t. It’s not that hard…stand in the FRONT LINE and tank damage there.

  • @troo_6656
    @troo_6656 Год назад +7

    Remember playing healers or supports back in the day. God this feels so spot on, you play with bunch of people who have the survival instincts of a pumpkin and hope for the sake of your sanity that your team can learn to PLAY THE FLIPPING GAME! And then there's nothing else to do but try to carry the team yourself.

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays 3 года назад +484

    DRG: "Can I get a rez?"
    Me, a WHM: "I just gave you a rez, what did you do with the last one?"
    DRG: "There was a pretty circle on the ground"
    Me, to team: "So we're a party of 7 now, I will not be answering questions"

    • @toodleselnoodos6738
      @toodleselnoodos6738 3 года назад +20

      Ya….guilty of that,
      Additionally, I like to put frames on the wall where the DRG and RDM’s splattered corpses are.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 3 года назад +22

      It's not (always) our fault that we get rezzed _into_ the knockback AoE a millisecond before it fires

    • @chistovmaxim
      @chistovmaxim 3 года назад +10

      @@Konpekikaminari well you can just not use actions for the first 4 secs so the healer can heal you while you are invulnerable

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 3 года назад +25

      @@chistovmaxim some knockbacks go through the invul
      Yes, I learned it the hard way

    • @chistovmaxim
      @chistovmaxim 3 года назад +3

      @@Konpekikaminari that sucks dude :)

  • @zukiginagato2215
    @zukiginagato2215 3 года назад +82

    "I cant out heal stupidity!" - And that's why shield healers were made

    • @relzyn5545
      @relzyn5545 3 года назад +1

      guild wars 2 scourge my beloved

    • @BobMcBobJr
      @BobMcBobJr 3 года назад +2

      @@relzyn5545 I love how the necromancer is a better healer and tank than guardian

    • @somethingsomething259
      @somethingsomething259 3 года назад +2

      You can't out-shield stupidity either.

  • @ThMrksman
    @ThMrksman Год назад +25

    Being a healer in an MMO really gets you to grips with which team members are most worth having, because they very often become the ones you're actually trying to keep alive the hardest. I mean assuming you're doing general raid heals and not just healing the main tank for example.

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 3 года назад +298

    I remember getting chewed out once for standing in the red and dying, but it was a narrow area and I was trapped between patches! Thank goodness another party member stepped up was like 'Seriously bro, I saw it, she had no where to go!" Then we moved on tried again and beat the boss lol.

    • @Betterthanever-m2i
      @Betterthanever-m2i 3 года назад +38

      I usually heal or tank. If I can see you at least attempting to not die I'll cut some slack, because sometimes you're caught in the middle of a surprise death beam

    • @courtneywoodbury5198
      @courtneywoodbury5198 3 года назад +23

      All this guy could really see was that I wasn't really moving. Basically there was nowhere I could stand that wasn't in a death spot, and I would have to walk all the way across one in order to get out, but I knew I wouldn't survive that long so I just kinda stood there like 'Whelp...that's all folks!'
      So I don't blame him for initially being annoyed, though he could have been nicer about it.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 3 года назад +2

      Should've known better than to stand there then.

    • @courtneywoodbury5198
      @courtneywoodbury5198 3 года назад +12

      @@MyVanir Not so great at reading comprehension are you? The spots (that appear in RANDOM PLACES) appeared beneath me and I had no where safe that I could reach in time.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 3 года назад +1

      @@courtneywoodbury5198 "I was standing in a narrow area" - did you try thinking ahead and not standing in a place where you will not be able to dodge out of?

  • @owohscorner
    @owohscorner 3 года назад +176

    You also forgot the group of healers that main healing because the literally, quite honestly do not trust other people to heal.
    Yes, I am one of those healers. I heal the party cuz I'm pretty sure if I went dps or tank, the healer wouldn't do as good a job.

    • @Firehawk376
      @Firehawk376 3 года назад +7

      Represent!

    • @zarris2635
      @zarris2635 3 года назад +2

      You get it!

    • @Multarix_
      @Multarix_ 3 года назад +2

      Literally me

    • @Hxnnibe3
      @Hxnnibe3 3 года назад +12

      Im the "would rather dps or tank, but nobody wants to be the healer so i guess i main them now." And then over time i get tired of watching the main tank try to solo dive and just give up on having or being a good healer

    • @MeAndMira
      @MeAndMira 3 года назад +1

      If I DPS it’s on a class with off heals, just so I can top the tank up enough to keep the sad excuse of a healer or the other DPSers alive. I just can’t play pure DPS classes in an MMO without literally almost wanting to just quit the game forever

  • @maxhax367
    @maxhax367 Год назад +17

    "Everyone is dead? Guess I'm solo-ing this"
    Bring memories on several MMO's where you could have healer gear so tanky you could out heal high level bosses and not die unlike every other class. Bring enough pots and you could solo everything.

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun Год назад +1

      I had that happen in some MMO I played years and years ago (Warcraft? I don’t remember) and I had basically no offensive items except some basic/default weapon
      But the boss was so low health, I felt like a champion when I finally got the last hit
      Saddest part was that I didn’t even have to heal that often, since most of their attacks were easily dodgable

  • @Disappointed_Philosoraptor
    @Disappointed_Philosoraptor 3 года назад +127

    As an anime fan, the well captured anime healer stereotypes made me laugh as much as they piss me off.
    "Support character" always only means "suppoprting role", or "near useless damsel in distress that only exists as a love interest of the main character (the damage dealer) - i mean, boner interest of the audience. That's largely due to the fact that there has yet to be a well written anime/manga/light novel that actually even has a dps/tank/healer (support) role system. A video game like word system is usually used for bland and poorly written power fantasy stories.

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification 3 года назад +14

      Well there is Rising of the shield hero but.....When enraged he becomes top DPS so I guess that's moot then

    • @Kaldin0203
      @Kaldin0203 3 года назад +16

      @@Yorikoification Though as far as the Anime went, there constantly were implications that the other heroes should be able to out-DPS him, if they didn't have their heads stuck up their own asses with their egos and up-stuckness [Spoilers from here on] and the weird part of the world having different game's elements, so they assume the others are simply lying...[Spoilers end]
      Also did I forget, or weren't there no actual healers there?

    • @Eiensakura
      @Eiensakura 3 года назад +26

      I think insofar the only anime to subvert that is Log Horizon as the MC is a support caster who is actually competent.

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification 3 года назад +15

      @@Kaldin0203 Yeah, what annoys me about them is that they're unrealistically stubborn. Even when Shield hero soloed boss fights were they all got knocked unconscious they still didn't get motivated to get better at teamwork.
      As for healers I think their companions, the other heroes posse had some healers.

    • @Kaldin0203
      @Kaldin0203 3 года назад +8

      @@Yorikoification Yeah, true. That they are...though not unrealistically. A big part of it when they did sit down to talk and share information stemmed from the others denying things that they have seen and known to be true in that world. So they more naturally felt like the others were fucking with them. But the time it took to get there was unrealistic indeed...should have happened after Glass whooped their asses. Except the Spaer Fool, he's just a big stuipd idiot.
      Oh, I guess I didn't remember those healer companions then due to how unimportant they were. And the tank weirdly missing one, a tank should always have a healer to make him broken...! XD

  • @dreameater8548
    @dreameater8548 3 года назад +73

    The main reason why I moved from Melee DPS classes to Range DPS is because I was one of those idiots who managed to get in the AOE of every single attack so healers were always scolding me for having half a braincell. I have heard half of these at least once; totally true.

  • @Go_away_loser
    @Go_away_loser Год назад +11

    “Finally…I did it” is exactly how I feels to play any mmo, moba, or team-based anything. The majority of players have intense main character syndrome.

  • @lunerlilly
    @lunerlilly 3 года назад +24

    0:36 plus, is such an insanely accurate mood. My 3 favorites that I have had to say way too many times... "I was healing you..." "I can't heal through walls!" And my all time favorite, "I can't out heal stupidity..."

  • @dukeofnylon
    @dukeofnylon 4 года назад +413

    The Rogue can stay dead----- As a Rogue main I can say I have heard this before.

    • @DaRealKakarroto
      @DaRealKakarroto 3 года назад +48

      As a healer, I've seen rogues being better tanks than tanks. Well not all tanks, can't compare to the good ones due to overall game mechanics, but still. A good rogue is worth their weight in gold. (it's also a good thing they are light-footed)

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 года назад +6

      Depends on the game, I guess. In most that I've played, melees are considered pretty valuable; the ones staying on the ground the longest are ranged 😅

    • @kalasmournrex1470
      @kalasmournrex1470 3 года назад +17

      Back in 2005 MC we called the rogues rugs because they were always first on the floor.

    • @lynxace1602
      @lynxace1602 3 года назад +5

      tbf, if the game you're in has PvP you can safely bet half the time a healer leaves you dead when you're a rogue is vengeance for open world PvP or smt

    • @tweakedparadigm1993
      @tweakedparadigm1993 3 года назад +1

      Sad but true