Saw III (2006) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +7391

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  • @egamerwithdisease8553
    @egamerwithdisease8553 4 года назад +10149

    Imagine just crying in fear sitting in a stationary jigsaw trap, thinking about what u did to deserve this and then u just see Jeff walking thru the door

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +308

      If you were waiting for someone to save you and Jeff walked in you might as well resign yourself to upcoming death. He'd be so busy blaming people for his son dying they'd be half dead by the time he got round to saving them then actually die shortly after.

    • @GibbyTheDude
      @GibbyTheDude 3 года назад +390

      Me: has a gun and has a choice Jeff: comes in Me: *shoots at my hed*

    • @kodak7065
      @kodak7065 3 года назад +85

      just say last words

    • @stormbunevitch4933
      @stormbunevitch4933 3 года назад +101

      At least it's not Bobby Dagan who would definitely fuck it up

    • @redthecrusader007
      @redthecrusader007 3 года назад +6

      I would kill myself before he could

  • @veolouxx
    @veolouxx 5 лет назад +17589

    literally everyone could have been saved with relative ease, if Jeff wasn’t slower then a stationary object

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 4 года назад +1128

      This dude is slower then my internet on Xbox live.

    • @Inzanity_Play_Houze
      @Inzanity_Play_Houze 4 года назад +745

      He hesitated because those people have caused him more problems after his Son’s death... I wouldn’t blame him.

    • @Inzanity_Play_Houze
      @Inzanity_Play_Houze 4 года назад +772

      Plus he is resembling a real person, he was stressed, scared, and confused obviously he wouldn’t be able to just be calm about it

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 4 года назад +284

      @@Inzanity_Play_Houze
      Yeah you got a point

    • @heisenberggaming6548
      @heisenberggaming6548 4 года назад +166

      Jeff is slower than my phone, it took me years to load roblox

  • @guaceldono7231
    @guaceldono7231 4 года назад +10862

    Jigsaw’s idea of “not killing people” is like a kid putting their finger right in your face, saying “I’m not touching you”

    • @Bigbigger1009
      @Bigbigger1009 4 года назад +190

      LuckyHorseshoe 4 except the kid is right

    • @dumbblonde3662
      @dumbblonde3662 4 года назад +16

      I would like but it’s as 69

    • @kedd6199
      @kedd6199 4 года назад +93

      "im not touching you, im one angstrom away"

    • @HeirofDacia
      @HeirofDacia 4 года назад +70

      Kramer actually gave everyone a chance to escape if they were smart, but Amanda was a piece of shit who just wanted to kill people with the unsolvable puzzles.

    • @pfannenwender4942
      @pfannenwender4942 4 года назад +102

      Spartan Revenant that doesnt turn him into a good person. He is still a crazy satistic killer

  • @loganchitty
    @loganchitty 2 года назад +1637

    I’m so mad that they killed Adam. Man’s went through so much just to die from a plastic bag

    • @Dashie_124
      @Dashie_124 2 года назад +49

      EXACTLY

    • @walkerphillips2818
      @walkerphillips2818 Год назад +90

      @@Dashie_124 Actually, he was only suffocated for 36 seconds, meaning that with proper air reentering his body, he could have lived. Did you also check his legs? In the first movie his left leg is shackled, but in Saw 2 and 4 it's on the right leg.
      Ominous...

    • @destinyatitsfinest4630
      @destinyatitsfinest4630 Год назад +37

      ​@@walkerphillips2818 impretty sure ot was a mistake, even if Adam survived that he would die either way because of blood loss from hitting the toilet and his wounded shoulder,also he has no food or water and I don't think u will last long without water so he would die a day or two after that, the only way he would survive is if Amanda changed her mind and saved him or he breaks his foot and escapes because John can't get him, neither can lawrence since he would have to get used to a prosthetic plus he doesn't know the way to the bathroom so it would have to be one of those two for him to live

    • @harmie1743
      @harmie1743 Год назад +20

      Well dying of starvation and thirst for days is far worse than a paper bag

    • @clancyisdeaddd
      @clancyisdeaddd 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@destinyatitsfinest4630i mean john could have easily sent hoffman to go retrieve him and take him to gordon to be nursed to health but its unlikely

  • @jasonandrews1770
    @jasonandrews1770 4 года назад +7686

    Jeff really got the easiest trap plot ever and still blew it

    • @Bla7754
      @Bla7754 3 года назад +235

      Honestly yes. I mean c’mon dude.

    • @jasonandrews1770
      @jasonandrews1770 3 года назад +95

      @Jacob Pleggenkuhle fair enough. The toughest thing rigg had to do was fight the woman with the knife. Rigg's is kinda weird tho

    • @jasonandrews1770
      @jasonandrews1770 3 года назад +70

      @Jacob Pleggenkuhle yeah his was so inverse. He was in no danger and he was "saving" horrible people

    • @projectbpn
      @projectbpn 3 года назад +4

      He survived though so who cares he lived

    • @peachblossom09
      @peachblossom09 3 года назад +17

      @@projectbpn Riggs died, he bled out to death

  • @Pasclesrm
    @Pasclesrm 4 года назад +10012

    How to not get trapped:
    Don’t commit crimes
    Don’t be in a relationship
    Do your job perfectly
    Be nice
    Don’t smoke
    Don’t be depressed
    Don’t try to kill yourself
    Don’t live in America

    • @reuv8441
      @reuv8441 4 года назад +777

      Don’t relate to anybody who has commit any sin and don’t do your job too well.

    • @henriqueazank5254
      @henriqueazank5254 4 года назад +556

      Also, don't be a police officer ..... or be related to a police officer ......... or be a lawyer ..... jesus 😅, I think just don't live in "saw" city

    • @justarando3629
      @justarando3629 4 года назад +114

      Oh thank lord i live in canada

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 года назад +230

      Coming Summer 2022!
      Saw: EUROPEAN VACATION!

    • @thephoenixking1086
      @thephoenixking1086 4 года назад +124

      Don't Exist, as that is also probably a crime in John Cramers eyes.

  • @666zgrxxn
    @666zgrxxn 5 лет назад +3245

    Saw II : "not everything I say is a hint guys"
    Saw III : "wouldn't it be funny if he ended up being the main character"

    • @jakethetuber
      @jakethetuber 5 лет назад +10

      D̷e̵ad͜game̵r̶ 3҉60 looking for this comment lol

    • @megamichael4021
      @megamichael4021 5 лет назад +12

      I like how graphic this movie is that it had to be censored
      (Ex the rib breaker, last death of movie)

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 4 года назад +3

      Omg lol i saw this comment while hearing that

    • @666zgrxxn
      @666zgrxxn 4 года назад

      @@megamichael4021 ikr

    • @ChaseRapoport11
      @ChaseRapoport11 4 года назад +8

      He said not everything he didn’t say nothing I say is a hint

  • @tohkritxhaln2703
    @tohkritxhaln2703 3 года назад +3560

    I love how much James hates Jigsaw’s entitled, pompous, fake philosophizing.

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Год назад +247

      It's like Jigsaw doesn't realise that even if he gave them a chance to live, it's at it's best, torture and at it's worst, 1st degree murder.

    • @vincenzomarino9206
      @vincenzomarino9206 Год назад +196

      @@eleanorcooke7136 And it doesn't take into account the fact that even if the subjects survive, they would be emotionally and/or physically scarred for life, you can't be certain that the ordeal you put them through would make them start appreciate life lmao

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome Год назад +175

      @@vincenzomarino9206 "you're here because you didn't appreciate life. good luck appreciating life after with massive PTSD, paranoia, and survivor's guilt!"

    • @vincenzomarino9206
      @vincenzomarino9206 Год назад +9

      @@pat2rome lmao

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 Год назад +45

      i acc wrote a paper abt jigsaw’s ethics for philosophy class, and i ended it by fixing this methods

  • @coolgaming2462
    @coolgaming2462 4 года назад +4998

    Someone: I miss my son...
    John Kramer: *So you have chosen death.*

    • @mightygamer242
      @mightygamer242 4 года назад +211

      You forget that Jeff neglected his daughter after his son died because all Jeff could think about was revenge so hes in the trap for neglect

    • @ikiasoul
      @ikiasoul 4 года назад +119

      Me: I have mike depression, but I’m not suicidal.
      Jigsaw: does it look like I care?

    • @uncleleo6706
      @uncleleo6706 4 года назад +7

      Artjom Kolesnikov I read that comment in his voice lmao

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 года назад +48

      Man I’m feeling down
      Jigsaw: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

    • @yuristremel
      @yuristremel 4 года назад +5

      @@mightygamer242 yeah! Like, what a hitler, right? 100% tottally deserved

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 4 года назад +4176

    So, Jigsaw chastises Slow-Ass Jeff for being "consumed by rage and vengeance" at the fact the drunk driver who killed his son got away scot-free? Jigsaw, the guy who imprisoned and tortured his doctor, insurance agency, guy who accidentally killed his unborn son, guy whose negligence caused the death of his nephew, and God knows how many more...

    • @ethansolorzano5989
      @ethansolorzano5989 3 года назад +97

      He always gave them a chance to survive though they just die because they couldn’t hack it. Dr Gordon is legit the only person he saved though

    • @Jojo1996-_-
      @Jojo1996-_- 3 года назад +41

      Dont for get Tabb and Sing as detective's.

    • @matthewallen445
      @matthewallen445 3 года назад +11

      @@Jojo1996-_- It's Tapp.

    • @CallForGrandPappy
      @CallForGrandPappy 3 года назад +346

      Jigsaw puts people in traps for being depressed and cutting themselves I’m not even joking, I think it was intentional by the writers for him to have such a ridiculous ideology.

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 3 года назад +48

      @@ethansolorzano5989 No.

  • @sunilmoghex
    @sunilmoghex 5 лет назад +6042

    I hate Amanda. At least the older Jigsaw made traps that could at least be got out of gruesomely. But Amanda literally just made traps that were impossible to escape. I liked Kerry and hate Amanda for killing her.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 лет назад +620

      @@R3mus7 I don't think so, at least Jigsaw gives his victims a chance for victory, but Amanda's traps on the other hand were unwinnable, she deserved to be killed by Jeff, Hoffman's no better since he slaughtered an entire police force to get at one woman, the only ones who actually agreed with Jigsaw's philosophy were Dr Gordon and Logan

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 лет назад +36

      @@R3mus7 ok, I guess

    • @Claimthe_fame
      @Claimthe_fame 5 лет назад +264

      Not to mention how she made Adam's game impossible and killed Adam single handily. I swear I'm glad she was thrown in the needle pit in Saw II.
      Edit: If Amanda didn't die from the gunshot wound, then she might have died from some immune disease from being in contact with used needles, and thanks for the likes people! :)

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 лет назад +17

      @@Claimthe_fame exactly, even the fact that Jeff killed her

    • @saysay8920
      @saysay8920 5 лет назад +69

      Damian Prock
      "A chance for victory." He's guaranteed deaths since the OG Saw with Amanda's trap. Either Amanda died or the Stomach Key guy died. As far as I'm concerned thats not a chance for victory.

  • @RandomShinigami7
    @RandomShinigami7 Год назад +444

    Jeff is what contributed to the movie's runtime. If he just that little bit faster the movie would barely be an hour long. Thanks Jeff.

  • @YowLife
    @YowLife 5 лет назад +5399

    If I can complain about this movie.
    Why is Jigsaw killing/kidnapping people that didn't hurt anyone, but just let a murderer go?
    He should be kidnapping criminals, murderers, and drugdealers, not random civilians just because they breathed air next to a murderer.
    What next? He kidnaps a janitor because he cleaned the floor a murderer stepped on?

    • @KnightofDark00180
      @KnightofDark00180 5 лет назад +287

      @321Ian123 Intellect is intellect.
      They're smart enough to collect intel on who they're kidnapping, what they did, and even plan an entire death-trap surrounding their failings in life.
      Murderer or not, the logic isn't there. It doesn't correlate well with a person like that.

    • @tovgyt
      @tovgyt 5 лет назад +47

      YowLife Productions he gives them a chance to kill the murderer because they effected their life

    • @Trexirl
      @Trexirl 5 лет назад +296

      @@KnightofDark00180 It's called a god complex. Sociopaths and Psychopaths can still do those things as well, collect intel etc. The whole point is their logic and our logic are two different things.

    • @scorpioncipher5933
      @scorpioncipher5933 5 лет назад +83

      Yowlife productions
      Jigsaw is about change through torture
      He kidnaps and tortured people who have committed sins and were not caught
      He doesn't torture t the murderer s because they were caught

    • @brightbulb9822
      @brightbulb9822 5 лет назад +6

      YowLife Productions different jigsaw i think

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 4 года назад +3082

    "Doctor, please! My foot is ripped off!"
    "Nurse, get him a title card!"

  • @random_boi_5006
    @random_boi_5006 5 лет назад +2248

    “Swallows anti depressants to hide the pain”
    Boi I don’t have enough serotonin in my brain jeez

    • @denied7616
      @denied7616 5 лет назад +152

      i like how he says you gotta have survival instinct but she's doing something to keep living and be happy and he's like mhm no bitch

    • @thatevilchicken
      @thatevilchicken 5 лет назад +18

      Shrek Swamp bro please see a doctor, about 1 in 5 people go through what you are feeling.

    • @crispy_touya
      @crispy_touya 5 лет назад +17

      Shrek Swamp you don’t have to downplay your own depression.

    • @random_boi_5006
      @random_boi_5006 5 лет назад +35

      Shrek Swamp the thing is there will always be someone with a worse situation, worse depression, worse home life, etc but that doesn’t me your issues aren’t valid and need to be address depression is depression wether it be a force stopping you from leaving your bed or just a cloud darkening your day. No one should have that cloud because everyone deserves to be happy and shouldn’t need to put in extra effort and energy to achieve that. So that and that cloud only gets worse without help so try and find yourself a good doctor to help you,
      and if the whole ‘everyone deserves to be happy’ thing seems cheesy and doesn’t convince you it is their job to treat you so you wouldn’t be wasting their time

    • @Trexirl
      @Trexirl 5 лет назад +21

      I think Jigsaw is supposed to be mentally unstable, which is why he's judging people and it doesn't always make sense to normal people, in his head it's justice. He has a god complex.

  • @Sammy-jp9gk
    @Sammy-jp9gk 2 года назад +1811

    Did we see Adam's body in Saw 2? Yes. Did we see Amanda suffocate him in Saw 3? Yes. Am I living in denial about both of those events? Yes.

    • @chaosmaster169
      @chaosmaster169 Год назад +31

      literally same

    • @Robbity
      @Robbity Год назад +224

      Adam was the best character and I personally believe that Lawrence came and rescued him and replaced him with an eerily similar lookalike. It’s believable for this series.

    • @chaosmaster169
      @chaosmaster169 Год назад +9

      @@Robbity yes

    • @plus_cosplays
      @plus_cosplays Год назад +84

      We see his body 2 more times after the first movie. I’m saw 2 and final chapter (I believe) but why I think he’s still alive is based on points MatPat made on film theory. His LEFT LEG was in the shackle in the first movie. Yet when we see the corpse TWICE it’s on the right leg. This movie series does so well with continuity it’s literally my favorite horror movie story line. And I don’t see them getting this simple detail wrong twice. If we don’t see a character EXPLICITLY die in these movies. They ain’t dead 😂

    • @brettt141
      @brettt141 Год назад

      You see it at the end of saw 1

  • @kkskilletfan66
    @kkskilletfan66 4 года назад +494

    I’ve become really invested in that little “drop that puppet” segment.

    • @bigsmokesorder4790
      @bigsmokesorder4790 4 года назад +2

      Me too.!! Drop that puppet is amazing on its own but it’s complete with this series

    • @xoticplayz242
      @xoticplayz242 4 года назад

      9:09

    • @witchexia
      @witchexia 4 года назад

      @@xoticplayz242 i have a fetish for billy, im officially a saw simp😔💅

    • @xoticplayz242
      @xoticplayz242 4 года назад

      @@witchexia lmao

    • @witchexia
      @witchexia 4 года назад

      @@xoticplayz242 thats true honey, i shit out my happiness when i see billy

  • @mainbreaker1246
    @mainbreaker1246 4 года назад +869

    For anyone confused like I was at the third death at the numbers, it’s a blue girl. Reason she is blue is because she froze to death I believe, James made a funny

    • @BuggaBonnie
      @BuggaBonnie 3 года назад +62

      Don't forget that Lynn doesn't have a head. It got blown off.

    • @pernillevilhelmsen5664
      @pernillevilhelmsen5664 3 года назад +15

      Thank you, I was so confused by that. Take care.

    • @applecrumble8625
      @applecrumble8625 3 года назад +7

      Oh I thought it was for the police detective, since they’re called “boys in blue” (Kerry in this case) 🤔

    • @d_marv3lous237
      @d_marv3lous237 3 года назад +3

      Honestly his funniest joke imo

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 2 года назад +1

      Oh I thought bc she was a policewoman and the police are often represented with blue

  • @leah-bl9tp
    @leah-bl9tp 5 лет назад +1820

    *_How slow can you go_*
    *We might wanna ask Jeff that*

    • @driftyt7227
      @driftyt7227 5 лет назад +32

      He let everyone die

    • @FireRogueWolf25
      @FireRogueWolf25 5 лет назад +27

      Well it will take Jeff the whole movie time to give you an answer.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 лет назад +10

      Too slow!

    • @Ethan-io7fh
      @Ethan-io7fh 5 лет назад +5

      t h a t s t h e j o k e

    • @joeess470
      @joeess470 5 лет назад +3

      He won't be able to respond because he's gona be a slow talker

  • @skyofthelivingdead
    @skyofthelivingdead 3 года назад +1237

    “He finally hits the switch to burn up all the toys, giving us that unrated ending of Toy Story 3. That, admit it, you were kind of interested in seeing.” Lmfao he’s not lying

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +44

      Watching Toy Story 3 I wanted Woody to throw Lotso into the furnace.

    • @Ego-Fiend
      @Ego-Fiend 3 года назад +10

      That would've destroyed my soul

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 года назад +9

      Imagine the riot from angry parents at the ticket booth. It would be like the bank riot from It's A Wonderful Life.

    • @Jamie-z1j1e
      @Jamie-z1j1e 10 месяцев назад

      yeah and there were no 3 tiny aliens with a claw machine to save them this time

  • @xTwo_God
    @xTwo_God 4 года назад +1272

    "You're probably one of those people who swallow antidepressants to hide the pain..."
    "I'm a surgeon. I see people die
    every day I go to work. Sometimes it's my fault. I should get a gold medal for still feeling anything at this point."

    • @lilylilyfofilly
      @lilylilyfofilly 4 года назад +29

      Munstruss _XL I want to be a surgeon but I don’t sympathize with people like if we aren’t best friends I don’t care. I’m clearly not mentally stable

    • @ee8200
      @ee8200 4 года назад +4

      @@lilylilyfofilly you might just be slightly more cold blooded or more tolerant when it comes to death

    • @r-171
      @r-171 4 года назад +11

      You literally just described me!
      Indecisive, Empathetic, Not liking gory things. I never want to be a Vet or a Doctor or a Nurse because I hate seeing things in pain.

    • @anahdnwn
      @anahdnwn 4 года назад +17

      Lily Chandler Shut up, stop trying to make yourself look like a psycho, obviously you are mentally stable and trying to act like you aren’t, if you weren’t mentally stable you most likely wouldn’t be showing it off in a comment section.

    • @Bibabeee
      @Bibabeee 4 года назад +23

      So *ahem* If you take the antidepressants and feel better about yourself, then you’ll be put in a trap. But if you DONT take the antidepressants and feel shitty and never do anything, YOULL BE PUT IN A TRAP FOR “NOT APPRECIATING LIFE” wtf

  • @forceoffriction
    @forceoffriction 4 года назад +531

    14 years later and I still can't believe that SAMF Jeff killed both Kramer AND Amanda

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 3 года назад +2

      and was immediately killed like a dumbass threatening an armed man with an unloaded gun

    • @BraydenDawes65
      @BraydenDawes65 Год назад +58

      And his wife by killing Kramer which activated the collar

    • @barnaclebbq2095
      @barnaclebbq2095 Год назад +60

      Man did what a whole police force never managed to do

    • @PallysCafe
      @PallysCafe Год назад +5

      Good riddance to garbage characters 🤣

    • @pedromatias7608
      @pedromatias7608 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@PallysCafeyou’re kidding right? Just so happens the first three Saw were the most successful Saw movies! Can thank John and Amanda for that.

  • @xxnataliexx2640
    @xxnataliexx2640 4 года назад +3084

    I feel bad for Timothy Young.... him crying just made me feel like he didn’t deserve that...

    • @vanmalsawmachawngthu6154
      @vanmalsawmachawngthu6154 4 года назад +413

      Ya Jigsaw even told us that Timothy felt really bad for the accident

    • @vanmalsawmachawngthu6154
      @vanmalsawmachawngthu6154 4 года назад +131

      Ya Jigsaw told us that Timothy felt bad for accidentaly killing the kid

    • @toothbrush4467
      @toothbrush4467 4 года назад +68

      Gal4xy Cat sometimes it glitches like that

    • @ajax4709
      @ajax4709 4 года назад +71

      Pretty sure no one deserves something like gahg

    • @carnagexd7731
      @carnagexd7731 4 года назад +32

      Thaly Waly2009 same Timothy shouldn’t have died

  • @totallynotdemie
    @totallynotdemie 2 года назад +578

    jigsaw saying
    “ I didn’t kill them, the trap did”
    is like your little sibling opening your bedroom door, standing right outside, and then when you tell them to get out your room, they say
    “I’m not in your room”

    • @leekyboy455
      @leekyboy455 2 года назад +7

      I mean he's isn't

    • @goose_president5504
      @goose_president5504 Год назад +12

      ​@@leekyboy455 then who set the trap That's like stealing and then put it in a lost and found box and then picking it up as a lost and found box so you technically didn't steal it but you still did it's called lying by omissionit and yes it is punishable by law and it will land you in federal prison forever

    • @hudnora4164
      @hudnora4164 Год назад

      ​@@goose_president5504 well.... you still stole from the lost and found box. That's just theft.

    • @llamaniaman4002
      @llamaniaman4002 Год назад +19

      @@leekyboy455 Bro he literally forces them into traps where they inevitably die if they fail. He's killing them.
      Unless you mean the sibling saying they aren't in their room cause technically they're right

    • @BaulFoodmanedits
      @BaulFoodmanedits Год назад +5

      @@llamaniaman4002they are talking about the comment being a bad analogy because the sibling literally isn’t in your room

  • @Gtasks
    @Gtasks 4 года назад +4662

    How to avoid all of this
    Be single
    Don't do crime

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 4 года назад +414

      IDK man, I think Jigsaw would figure out some bullshit of how you "dOn'T aPPrECiATe liFE EnOUgh" and murder you regardless.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 года назад +353

      How to avoid all of this: *dont be born*

    • @naplockblubba5369
      @naplockblubba5369 4 года назад +204

      Also don't be depressed

    • @alexkarver1716
      @alexkarver1716 4 года назад +134

      How to avoid this, just be good but not too good

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 года назад +195

      Jigsaw doesn't care if you commit crimes or not. In the first movie, he killed a guy for self harming. He killed a woman for... not knowing her husband was a liar. He puts children in danger to get back at their parents. If you have any mental illness or even know a person who doesn't line up with his fucked up morals, you're fair game.

  • @mokufreeman4692
    @mokufreeman4692 4 года назад +1586

    When you're talking about the Classroom Trap, that was the whole point of the movie, Amanda made it impossible, thus making her a murderer, where as John "Jigsaw" Kramer always had a possible escape if the person was willing to fight for their life, it is what drove the stake between them and ultimately ended Amanda's life.

    • @thepridefulprincess
      @thepridefulprincess 3 года назад +182

      That's something I've noticed , small things allow us to tell who did which trap . The classroom trap was a hint , and at the end it shows why he had no escape , Amanda let's emotion control her , and won't let people win . It shows the contrast , Lynn ( think that's how it's spelt) won , and so John tells Amanda to free her , but Amanda doesn't . There's many contrasts in the traps , no matter how small

    • @CatMasksSideChannel
      @CatMasksSideChannel 3 года назад +51

      @@thepridefulprincess Hoffman also made the Pendelum Trap Before working for Jigsaw and intended for it to be uninescapable

    • @vinnicinhus44
      @vinnicinhus44 3 года назад +6

      Kramer was a murderer too

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 3 года назад +2

      @@vinnicinhus44 yeah but people say he isnt

    • @MrMonarch212
      @MrMonarch212 2 года назад +1

      true.

  • @amyg1930
    @amyg1930 5 лет назад +2658

    Jigsaw killed by a saw. Ironic.

  • @crodog100
    @crodog100 2 года назад +236

    Ya know going back and seeing Amanda just kinda stupidly throw Adam's key is such a small touch to show just how little she cares about the people's survival where as for the most part what John makes is usually survivable if you "have the will to live" where as everything with Amanda and the Huffmiester is all just deadly and killer-y or a straight up slasher in the case off Huffington later

    • @barnaclebbq2095
      @barnaclebbq2095 Год назад +22

      You mean the myth, the legend, The Hoffmanator?

  • @kennyhurst777
    @kennyhurst777 5 лет назад +964

    Poor Kerry, she legit beat it but she died

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +113

      What more could you expect from a trap designed by Amanda Young?

    • @unknown.5372
      @unknown.5372 4 года назад +26

      *meanwhile the ancient ones of the jigsaw fandom have a civilized meeting on what the angel trap would be like w/ amanda's ver.*

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +4

      @@unknown.5372 yeah, weird

    • @BjornV1994
      @BjornV1994 4 года назад +46

      The same could be said about Troy in this film. Troy would have beaten it if it wasn't for the ring in his lower jaw that he could never break. The door being welded shut was just another insurance by Amanda to make sure that he wouldn't escape.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +17

      @@BjornV1994 exactly, at least Jigsaw gave his victims a chance

  • @Tandrarine
    @Tandrarine 5 лет назад +2140

    All of Slowassmothafuckajeff's challenges seem to be insanely easy, it feels like it wasn't even a Jigsaw crime.

    • @brutalrattle
      @brutalrattle 5 лет назад +106

      Tandrarine one was to literally burn inanimate objects

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 5 лет назад +170

      These traps were meant to be more emotionally torturous than physically for Jeff

    • @fearzine732
      @fearzine732 5 лет назад +4

      Lee Anderson yup

    • @fionawallacepalmer2084
      @fionawallacepalmer2084 5 лет назад +9

      But they weren't easy for Jeff.

    • @camm3217
      @camm3217 5 лет назад +66

      The point of it was to show Jeff's emotional conflict. He is rightfully angry with these people for being responsible for his kid's death. I don't get how everyone just thinks he should forgive them right on the spot

  • @randomark6775
    @randomark6775 5 лет назад +1665

    The rib cage ripping part made me feel like that was my rib

    • @WingedEternitys
      @WingedEternitys 5 лет назад +35

      VolexGamer mine still feels weird after 10 minutes.

    • @Blxckroe
      @Blxckroe 5 лет назад +3

      Sammee

    • @a-meme1921
      @a-meme1921 5 лет назад +1

      Same.

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia 5 лет назад +2

      OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @iramacebo9218
      @iramacebo9218 5 лет назад +1

      Gory REALY Gory

  • @benvolio5415
    @benvolio5415 3 года назад +553

    I love how one of the woman icons were blue because of her death

    • @Pasclesrm
      @Pasclesrm 3 года назад +36

      Ice ice baby

    • @LimusTG
      @LimusTG 3 года назад +2

      Vanilla.

    • @jeremyotero1817
      @jeremyotero1817 2 года назад +27

      I literally was like….. why is there a blue woman?!?? Oh wait!!! James is so witty

    • @itsjordan1042
      @itsjordan1042 2 года назад +10

      @Lightning Moon Games I understand, but I think it should’ve been a different shade of blue than the one he uses for males lol

    • @rickyou6953
      @rickyou6953 2 года назад +1

      want to see theversion without blue tint

  • @Lizzy-lx3qz
    @Lizzy-lx3qz 4 года назад +918

    Kramer: You’re the type of person who swallows antidepressants to hide the pain
    Me: You’re the type of person who sticks people in devices that can kill them then runs around saying you’re not a killer

    • @zs1175
      @zs1175 4 года назад +43

      teChnicAlly tHey hAve a ChancE aT fReeDom

    • @starplatinum5290
      @starplatinum5290 3 года назад +15

      Lmao GAme OvEr

    • @rantperson9035
      @rantperson9035 3 года назад +31

      i’M nOt a MuRdErEr tHeY KiLlEd tHeMsElVeS

    • @Chaosbitch
      @Chaosbitch 3 года назад +7

      John Kramer: "You nearly died 50 times in one day."
      Me: "That's a regular day tho?"

    • @jodielouise3209
      @jodielouise3209 3 года назад +8

      I nEvEr KiLLeD aNyOne. I DeSpIsE MuRDeRerS

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 4 года назад +1965

    I never understood how John, who looks like he’s in his 70s , married that chick.

    • @angusmeldrum9198
      @angusmeldrum9198 4 года назад +25

      Lyn was married to Jeff not John.

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 4 года назад +295

      @@angusmeldrum9198 he’s talking about Jigsaw’s wife, Jill Tuck.

    • @angusmeldrum9198
      @angusmeldrum9198 4 года назад +10

      @@adhirg Ok, sry

    • @jorn3432
      @jorn3432 3 года назад +71

      Hey now Tobin Bell rocks!

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 3 года назад +20

      Jola Otts I agree! But if he were the character in this movie, he’d be lonely lol.

  • @brunettewithglasses
    @brunettewithglasses 4 года назад +2403

    me: I'm fine with gore! i don't get disturbed!
    Amanda: **gets thrown into a pit of needles**
    me: **gags**

  • @CouchSpud91
    @CouchSpud91 2 года назад +225

    My favorite thing about watching these kill counts is hearing James rip into Jigsaw's sanctimonious bullshit. Cramer's self-rightous attitude and insistance that he's innocent while literally everyone around him is a problem is something I just can't stand when watching these movies and it honestly gets me to skip major plot points on rewatches, but thankfully hearing James call it out for the nonsense it is makes it much more watchable.
    EDIT: The fact that James himself called it sanctimonious bullshit a couple of minutes after I wrote this just makes it all the better.

    • @yaywippee
      @yaywippee Год назад +1

      true

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Год назад +15

      And that so many series fans act like Kramer is so deep and like "well actually, he doesn't technically kill anybody. He just kidnaps and forces them to play a grisly game under penalty of death that at best will maim them and require a lifetime of therapy, if it doesn't horribly kill them outright. Totally different from murder."

  • @Tunde....Ballack
    @Tunde....Ballack 3 года назад +432

    I wonder how jigsaw justifies his reasoning for the passive participants of his game. The ones that just sit there waiting to be killed, wonder how the games make them appreciate being alive

    • @shainebramwell21
      @shainebramwell21 Год назад +36

      Jigsaws logic would be that, since it's not thier game they dont deserve to fight and are just forced to be passive and wait for Jeff to come and "free" them

    • @crunchymilk3451
      @crunchymilk3451 3 месяца назад +4

      It might be really, REALLY stupid of him, but I think that Kramer really expected for Jeff to save all of those people. Unfortunately for his "I don't condone murder" schtick, Jeff is too egotistical to let things go and ends up killing all three.

  • @jeromelefebvre5511
    @jeromelefebvre5511 5 лет назад +835

    Normal movie + slowass motherfkg jeff = longest saw movie

  • @friendlypolytheist1201
    @friendlypolytheist1201 5 лет назад +653

    Wait, he focused on Carrie being too good at her job and not the fact that she slept with a married man.

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke 3 года назад +73

    "All you have to do is push that button and it will stop the blades!"
    Jeff: "My name is Jeff!"

  • @angeredginger58
    @angeredginger58 5 лет назад +2666

    Jeff is living in .25x speed

  • @zero0zero0zero0zero
    @zero0zero0zero0zero 5 лет назад +376

    jeff could of saved a life but he was like nah im gonna chill here for 5 minutes and then try to rescue you TWICE

    • @joesmith2959
      @joesmith2959 5 лет назад +9

      Ester isn't cool
      Would you try to save a man who killed your son? Didn’t think so

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 5 лет назад +19

      @@joesmith2959 If you're dense, yes, you wouldn't save him, but Jeff never learned to forgive and forget. Jeff thought the guy that killed his son was as psychotic as Jigsaw, but he was just a guy that had extreme guilt over his actions and Jeff took too long to make the right decision.
      In the end, we're all humans who made mistakes, you can't reverse death and avenging it does little to nothing.

    • @maxmas9059
      @maxmas9059 5 лет назад

      motodog242 facts

    • @moonemoonelemon4980
      @moonemoonelemon4980 5 лет назад

      it’s was on accident so I would

    • @moonemoonelemon4980
      @moonemoonelemon4980 5 лет назад

      I would save them cuz it was on ACCIDENT

  • @bluestar2619
    @bluestar2619 5 лет назад +245

    I love how _that_ is now permanently named "the shit room"

  • @haricotus1117
    @haricotus1117 3 года назад +112

    Someone: *Steals a pack of Yu-gi-oh cards*
    Jigsaw: So you have chosen... death.

    • @scottprice4955
      @scottprice4955 3 года назад +3

      Someone online: **scalps PS5s and Xboxs to sell at higher prices**
      Jigsaw: To save your life you must cut the key out of your own scalp.

    • @thatcomicandmangafanfromdublin
      @thatcomicandmangafanfromdublin 9 месяцев назад +1

      SOMEONE skip the line
      JOHN it’s trappen time

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 6 месяцев назад

      Cashier "Sorry sir, its cash only at the self scan"
      John "I'm going to test that woman later...."

    • @monoduck
      @monoduck 26 дней назад

      Someone talking to therapist: "so yeah... i don't feel like living anymore..."
      Jigsaw eavesdropping from behind the door: "time to trap!"

  • @calebdalton7227
    @calebdalton7227 6 лет назад +1488

    17:46 At first I thought you made a mistake with one of the females being blue....
    Very clever lol

  • @Sophia-rk5ws
    @Sophia-rk5ws 6 лет назад +537

    For a second I didn't get why at the end there was blue woman symbol (picture?) Instead of it being consistently red..and then I saw the one with her head blown off and I realized....that one was the woman who froze to death

    • @LemontLMontyJohnson
      @LemontLMontyJohnson 5 лет назад +26

      Luna I didn’t even realize that myself. I thought it was some kind of Edit Error.

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah, I appreciate the detail he puts into the editing of these videos. There are always neat little easter eggs hidden in the kill counts!

    • @iexist7352
      @iexist7352 5 лет назад +6

      game over

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 5 лет назад

      U got noticed lol

  • @logans.7932
    @logans.7932 4 года назад +1558

    I feel like Jeff has had some of the easiest games to play in the whole franchise. Like, your kids toys? That's it? Wasn't someone thrown into a literal pit of used syringes last movie?

    • @lgodproductions9064
      @lgodproductions9064 4 года назад +60

      @Atomic Elbow I'd rather burn my stuff or families stuff rather then the needles

    • @khrinalekill-thebloodspira2531
      @khrinalekill-thebloodspira2531 4 года назад +50

      L God Productions you are in the back seat of this movie you know because you aren’t the character itself jeff is written to be that way and it’s consistent throughout the whole entire movie yea we know the answers because we aren’t in the situation just like how something in real life seems easy but if you put yourself in their shoes with knowing that they aren’t stable it suddenly becomes understandable not logical but understandable

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 4 года назад +19

      His dead child's toys. Probably the last physical reminder of his child.
      Are you even fucking human?

    • @july7498
      @july7498 4 года назад +84

      @@RJLiams You were the same person who said that Timothy deserved to be in that trap that slowly killed him in one of the most painful ways imaginable. Are YOU even human?

    • @ee8200
      @ee8200 4 года назад +52

      @@RJLiams didn't you say Timothy deserved to get his arms and stuff twisted around? I don't think you really can judge anyone else when it comes to whether someone is humane or not

  • @noname2250
    @noname2250 3 года назад +123

    "You didn't pay your speeding ticket soon enough, Amanda, so it's beartrap for you. Soon you will be grateful for the roads America has given you."

  • @somerandomk9
    @somerandomk9 4 года назад +961

    Slmfjeff is one of the most infuriating characters ive ever seen. *what the frick is saying "I forgive you" to a dead man you had every chance to save gonna do?*

    • @Ms.Lilithster
      @Ms.Lilithster 4 года назад +23

      somerandomk9 you mean samfjeff

    • @GoldLeafGardenia
      @GoldLeafGardenia 4 года назад +73

      Not to mention yelling at the victims of the traps--which would be fine *if they weren't in total agony like they've never experienced before and probably can't hear or make out what he's saying through their screams of terror and despair.*
      That kinda makes the "you suck speech" lose its edge, Jeff.

    • @TheMatezz
      @TheMatezz 4 года назад +4

      I loved amanda even tho she was a complete bitch

    • @zs1175
      @zs1175 4 года назад +4

      @@GoldLeafGardenia Grief and the thirst for revenge are powerful things.

    • @GoldLeafGardenia
      @GoldLeafGardenia 4 года назад +12

      ​@@zs1175 They are, but that makes them all the more important to work through because of how dangerous they can be. To me, it seems like Jeff didn't make the effort to go through the grieving process properly, and instead he let the grief and rage consume him.
      Don't get me wrong, I can't even *begin* to imagine the pain of losing your child. A parent's love is special and sacred and something only they can really understand. But, even so, you have to keep going after you grieve properly. The world's not going to stop turning for you or for anyone.
      Now for a bit of a disclaimer: I haven't watched the Saw movies (I don't think I even could, not alone), what I know is from James' Kill Counts and some extra studying I did. So I could be completely wrong about it, and if I am I won't deny it.
      From what I understand, the movie takes place 3 years after the death of Jeff's son. *Three years,* and he still acts like the tragic event happened a week ago. It just... it looks to me that Jeff is, whether he realizes it or not, using his pain to lash out at others. Not just the trap victims, but everyone including his family. His *still-living daughter* whom he neglects and snaps at so he can continue to wallow into what has gradually turned from actual depression and mourning into self-pity.
      I know that sounds really harsh, especially since the grief will never really go away and this *is* a parent that's lost his own child, but holding onto the pain or worse, using it as an excuse to hurt others, is never, *ever* the right way to handle things. Yet Jeff's actions in the movie point to him doing just that.
      Again I could be totally wrong about this, and I'm sorry for the super-long reply. I tend to do that. A lot. I'm trying to get better at making shorter replies, even though the process has been... pretty slow so far. And it's late right now, so to heck with it. XD

  • @solesey2292
    @solesey2292 4 года назад +456

    Remember kids: don’t do drugs, don’t have an SO, don’t do crime, don’t be depressed, don’t cut yourself, don’t get involved with court, don’t witness any crimes, etc etc...

    • @hexxriot
      @hexxriot 4 года назад +12

      don’t skip work

    • @m1ssb34n
      @m1ssb34n 4 года назад +5

      *remembers I have a SO* 😀👍

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 3 года назад

      Ok soo
      ✔️
      ✔️



      ✔️

      Fuck I’m gonna die

    • @l4r1n3
      @l4r1n3 3 года назад +1

      Don’t be born to this world

  • @JStorkey6
    @JStorkey6 4 года назад +895

    At first I thought Jeff was undeserving but then I realised he was so, so deserving. Nearly let someone DROWN IN PIG CORPSES?!

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +149

      And did let someone freeze to death and someone else have their head twisted all the way around breaking their neck.

    • @Pasclesrm
      @Pasclesrm 3 года назад +59

      Oh boo hoo I have to throw away a toy that you are never even gonna see again regardless

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 года назад +57

      He also became a shitty father to his own daughter
      Grief is harsh and painful, but doesn't justify His actions and choices

    • @fizzycolapop362
      @fizzycolapop362 Год назад +39

      I felt the worst for Timothy because he’s just a kid, and you can tell from the flashbacks that he would be haunted for the rest of his life. He definitely should’ve done time for DD at best and manslaughter at worst, but he did NOT deserve to die-especially like that.

    • @llamaniaman4002
      @llamaniaman4002 Год назад +9

      @@fizzycolapop362 Seriously. I felt so bad for him.

  • @lesbianage9538
    @lesbianage9538 3 года назад +129

    “You are the type of person who treats your serious mental health condition”
    Ok but like- jigsaw wouldn’t say that kinda thing if she was wearing a cast for a broken leg or putting eardrops in for an infection

    • @chaosmaster169
      @chaosmaster169 Год назад +13

      yeah his reasoning is so fucked up

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Год назад +19

      Kramer was always an asshole about mental health. One of his first victims was a guy who attempted to unalive himself and Kramer was super pissed about it because outwardly he was perfectly healthy which I guess in his eyes is the only valid reason to do this.

  • @TheCreepyUndead
    @TheCreepyUndead 5 лет назад +606

    As much as I don't like Jeff, the scene where he has to burn his son's toys actually made me really sad and feel for him

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks 5 лет назад +69

      I would, if it wasn't for that he neglects his alive child, if it was their stuff, he wouldn't give a shite.

    • @matthewbaumann630
      @matthewbaumann630 4 года назад +4

      Same! That would be hard to do for sure. I miss that kind of writing in the Saw series.

    • @georgetanov1917
      @georgetanov1917 4 года назад +2

      @@Millacks Is his daughter alive.
      If she is not alive it's gonna be so sad.
      The poor girl

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 4 года назад +4

      George Tanov he never said that his daughter was dead

    • @LemontLMontyJohnson
      @LemontLMontyJohnson 4 года назад +4

      George Tanov in Saw V Hoffman saves her.

  • @Spacebun236
    @Spacebun236 4 года назад +461

    At first I was questioning why one of the females were blue but then I remembered that woman froze to death

    • @quedeck5223
      @quedeck5223 4 года назад +33

      Good job. As you can see everybody is attempting to find people who misunderstood the joke.

    • @JAM_YT_FURRY
      @JAM_YT_FURRY 4 года назад

      👍

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +5

      Ah, I couldn't figure it out. Maybe if it was a lighter, ice-blue I would have caught on quicker...

    • @TheKlutz31013
      @TheKlutz31013 4 года назад

      She's one of those creatures from James Cameron's avatar

  • @grub9111
    @grub9111 5 лет назад +361

    James: imagine if Hoffman became a main character or something?
    Me who has seen all the saw movies:
    *FUK FUK FUK FUK*

    • @ingridl5713
      @ingridl5713 5 лет назад +1

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @SU-wg9pz
      @SU-wg9pz 5 лет назад +3

      Then Hoffman becomes main character
      You: FUUUUUUUUUK

    • @itsmetilted7312
      @itsmetilted7312 5 лет назад +1

      lol me too

    • @themuchdingdong
      @themuchdingdong 5 лет назад +5

      He knew, he was making a joke

    • @grub9111
      @grub9111 5 лет назад +4

      Have you ever heard of *sargassum*

  • @nft_screenshoter5735
    @nft_screenshoter5735 Год назад +56

    Fun fact:
    The map for jigsaw in dead by daylight is in this movie. It’s where Jeff runs through. That part. I just think that’s neat.

  • @ianolsen7170
    @ianolsen7170 5 лет назад +4101

    everybody: watches the actual movie
    me: *watches kill count and claims that i watched the movie*
    Edit: holy s**t thanks for the likes

  • @justvibin8832
    @justvibin8832 6 лет назад +542

    I love how
    *slow ass jeff*
    Is the thumbnail

    • @aj_7016
      @aj_7016 6 лет назад +5

      SAMF Jeff does not deserve a thumbnail cause he's so slow

    • @dllf1593
      @dllf1593 5 лет назад +3

      *samf

  • @amandap7733
    @amandap7733 5 лет назад +246

    I was going to say something about one of the female figures being blue until I realized it's because Danica froze to death. Clever.

  • @georgeparker8198
    @georgeparker8198 Год назад +25

    "Slow ass muthafuckin Jeff" is my favorite character in kill count history 😂😂😂😂

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 4 месяца назад +1

      Mine too! I love how frustrated James gets with him.

  • @esaltyz
    @esaltyz 4 года назад +142

    john kramer was such a mood when lynn and amanda were fighting LOL

    • @Bibabeee
      @Bibabeee 4 года назад

      “Wish I had some popcorn”

  • @bryantedwards6679
    @bryantedwards6679 6 лет назад +660

    This is a small thing but I appreciate that you take the time to rerecord (or dub or whatever) the opening for each video so that you’re asking people to watch the film your actually doing, rather than using a generic “be sure you watch this film to support”
    As someone who works in development and donor cultivation it’s the little things that matter and stick with people and shows you care. Definitely gonna become a patron soon.

    • @Derax2
      @Derax2 6 лет назад

      I thought he did this to not get claimed...

    • @brandommario2
      @brandommario2 6 лет назад +1

      Roman Abdolus probably, but it’s still nice of him

    • @zaragates4363
      @zaragates4363 6 лет назад

      Bryant Edw

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington 6 лет назад

      Bryant Edwards the little things always make It better

    • @johannaday1730
      @johannaday1730 6 лет назад

      Bryant Edwards so true

  • @jayhughes2482
    @jayhughes2482 4 года назад +667

    Me: takes antidepressants so I don't die
    Jigsaw: so you've chosen death
    Me: wait no-

    • @Patrick-Phelan
      @Patrick-Phelan Год назад

      "Okay, um, I won't take antidepressants."
      "You have chosen to allow your life to be overshadowed by sorrow, without fighting back. Now you will be overshadowed by..."
      "What if I go to therapy, but don't take antidepressants?"
      "Your fear of medication has prevented you from doing everything you can to stay alive. Now you must confront..."
      "You, uh, you're just doin' a murder, huh."
      "...cut out a bit of your brain or I'm gonna drop an MRI machine on you."
      Jigsaw's all about heads-I-win-tails-you-lose.

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 Год назад +10

      Me looking at my anti-anxiety meds: Oh shit

    • @devannyblanco3309
      @devannyblanco3309 Год назад +4

      Me looking at my pills I use because of stomach problems : oh come on man what does a girl gotta do to stay alive??

  • @ThatBagelWeirdo
    @ThatBagelWeirdo 3 года назад +415

    Damn, Timothy Young’s kill was probably the most horrific. In fact, one could even say...
    *It was the most twisted.*

    • @Cha0tic_G00d
      @Cha0tic_G00d 3 года назад +11

      ba dum tss

    • @Bla7754
      @Bla7754 3 года назад +5

      *giggles*

    • @warrickgirl37
      @warrickgirl37 2 года назад +6

      *puts on shades* YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @MindScape06
      @MindScape06 2 года назад +3

      Bad timing bro😭

    • @judge_dreddpool7593
      @judge_dreddpool7593 10 месяцев назад +1

      Doubt anyone will get the reference but..
      "HAI, ARUTO JA NAITO!!"

  • @chickennuggets9993
    @chickennuggets9993 6 лет назад +586

    The host is my favorite. When he called Jeff "slow ass Jeff "

    • @theassassin7887
      @theassassin7887 6 лет назад +5

      YEAH Jeff is my favorite because he is SAMFJ slow ass moth oh you know where I'm going but yeah I like Jeff for 2 reasons 1 SAMFJ and he is awsome

    • @bluewink1646
      @bluewink1646 6 лет назад +1

      His name is James

    • @theassassin7887
      @theassassin7887 6 лет назад

      @@bluewink1646 no it's Jeff not james go put on some captions and go watch the video again and it says Jeff.

    • @nevrmoar
      @nevrmoar 6 лет назад +3

      @@theassassin7887 idk if this is a troll but if it isnt: he was talking about the host Janes, not the fucking character

    • @bobtheheccingbuilder3478
      @bobtheheccingbuilder3478 5 лет назад

      SAMF Jeff hell yeah

  • @mominrafiqui2038
    @mominrafiqui2038 4 года назад +441

    I just love how James isn't taking any of jigsaw's shit. I would kill to have him talk to him in the film and be all real with him.

  • @stephenmcclellan7320
    @stephenmcclellan7320 6 лет назад +185

    I was so confused at 17:45 when the second female victim was blue then I realised it wasn’t a mistake it was because she was frozen to death and now I love you even more 😂👍

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 Год назад +40

    “Slow Ass Motherfucking Jeff” is one of the funniest and accurate nicknames ever

  • @TaraYourArmOff
    @TaraYourArmOff 5 лет назад +505

    Aw man! That's the second right foot you've lost!

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 5 лет назад +6

      You got noticed

    • @TaraYourArmOff
      @TaraYourArmOff 5 лет назад +6

      @@Emeowy I know right???

    • @random_boi_5006
      @random_boi_5006 5 лет назад +4

      He’s gonna need to regrow I whole nother one you know how long it take to regrow a foot?!

    • @orphiuscarves4756
      @orphiuscarves4756 5 лет назад +4

      @@random_boi_5006 ikr, i hate when I have to regrow my right foot, it falls off too much

    • @yourfavkaz963
      @yourfavkaz963 5 лет назад +2

      How the heck did you get hearted?!

  • @ryanhutchinson4467
    @ryanhutchinson4467 4 года назад +427

    9:37 The pig grinder trap has to be one of the most disgusting in the series, and that’s saying something because these movies are notorious for their gore! 🤮

    • @robertsilvey8957
      @robertsilvey8957 4 года назад +20

      The rack was the most gore in my opinion

    • @iiinsomniac5445
      @iiinsomniac5445 4 года назад +20

      Ryan Hutchinson the scenes in these movies usually don’t bother me, but that one disgusted me.

    • @lorettayoung1490
      @lorettayoung1490 4 года назад +3

      @@robertsilvey8957 i liked Timothy youngs trap

    • @siregg8528
      @siregg8528 4 года назад +19

      Imagine slowly drowning in slush made out of rotting pig corpses

    • @josephcooper5225
      @josephcooper5225 4 года назад +10

      Well said, it’s a nice change from the usually shocking gore and in this case shocks you with something equally disgusting and unexpected

  • @xofreality681
    @xofreality681 5 лет назад +177

    I have a feeling Jeff was the last one to finish timed tests

    • @quedeck5223
      @quedeck5223 4 года назад +14

      He still uses internet explorer.

    • @brendanfligger1669
      @brendanfligger1669 4 года назад +6

      @@quedeck5223 Man still uses dial up. Internet Explorer was too fast.

  • @seniorgrowth750
    @seniorgrowth750 3 года назад +37

    Danica: brutally gets frozen solid whilst screaming and crying in pain
    Jeff: wElL YoU cOuLd AlSo HaVe HeLpEd ThE cOuRt To MaKe ThE dRiVeR hAVe MoRe PrIsOn TiMe

  • @stratosphericism144
    @stratosphericism144 4 года назад +339

    Saw 1000: Dude, you didn't drink the water on the table when your friend handed it! Here's a bomb.

    • @Dan333ro
      @Dan333ro 3 года назад +15

      At this point,they gonna get you just for walking now

  • @kitzkotz
    @kitzkotz 6 лет назад +807

    The angel trap (Kerry's death) is murder since she didn't have the chance to survive.

    • @icantthinkofadecentusernam6690
      @icantthinkofadecentusernam6690 6 лет назад +133

      Dragon Slayer it would still count as murder even if she had the chance to survive

    • @krahvata
      @krahvata 6 лет назад +138

      All the traps are murder😐

    • @aic4naturalborn196
      @aic4naturalborn196 6 лет назад +196

      John didn’t make the angel trap, Amanda did, and all her traps were inescapable deliberately.

    • @kitzkotz
      @kitzkotz 6 лет назад +36

      Hugh J arshole Arshole would it really be? Didn’t John mention that he doesn’t kill them and they kill themselves? He gives them a chance to survive.

    • @carmellasofo8337
      @carmellasofo8337 6 лет назад +32

      Dragon Slayer if you died in a trap what would you call it

  • @draculduh2500
    @draculduh2500 6 лет назад +636

    I was sooo confused 😆. I thought I was going crazy cause i swore this came out already thanks for the explanation though alot of people ive seen do reuploads like this dont explain

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 2 года назад +69

    Jeff Denlon the most unintentionally unsympathetic Saw protagonist ever.

  • @jalynnwilliams6170
    @jalynnwilliams6170 5 лет назад +145

    2:00 "On the screen is Professor Puppet. Billy to his friends."
    That part killed me, pun not intended XD.

  • @yesno2697
    @yesno2697 4 года назад +630

    Fun fact: The film actually intended to have John, after all this, realize what his result of his legacy be, have a heel realization. To quote Bousman:
    "For the first time, we actually see him break down and cry. Imagine your entire life's work. You're on your deathbed. You know there's nothing else you can do an here's how you'll be remembered: as a killer, as a murderer. Not as someone who helped people. Not as someone who changed lives. Someone who took away lives. The one thing he didn't want to be and, as he's on his deathbed, he's realizing this."
    Maybe Lynn would actually get through to John since she probably reminds him of Jill (as he hallucinates his ex during the surgery.) Would've been an interesting scene for sure, and even kind of an emotional one.

    • @ARMarTy_
      @ARMarTy_ 4 года назад +89

      Funny, for some times that's what I wanted to have for the films. Jigsaw realizing what he's doing and what he has done. It's just so important and interesting for the character, but sadly they decided to dive deeper in unnecassary blood and gore fest and a bit far-fetched plot. Really sad, it had potential.

    • @yesno2697
      @yesno2697 4 года назад +60

      Thing is, that could've worked for this movie. Because out of all the other Saw movies this one is more emotional than the others.

    • @ARMarTy_
      @ARMarTy_ 4 года назад +16

      @@yesno2697 True, but I think it's mainly what should've been done in general. I think the series has a great potential but past 3, it became more of a gore fest than something else. But yeah, I like Saw III even though it may not be the best, I see many people hating it badly

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 3 года назад +1

      Bruh.

    • @toastyeeter
      @toastyeeter 3 года назад +18

      That would have been a much better ending than the convoluted ending we had here

  • @sparseonyoutube
    @sparseonyoutube 6 лет назад +1868

    Kill count for Finding Nemo

  • @ahahahelplol9313
    @ahahahelplol9313 3 года назад +224

    NOOOOO ADAM, no one is talking about the worst death. Rest in Peace Adam, :((

    • @renegade6578
      @renegade6578 3 года назад +14

      suffocation honestly is a generous way to go out, even thought the dude didn't deserve to die at all.

    • @toastyeeter
      @toastyeeter 3 года назад +11

      Yeah I was surprised Adam got the dull machete. Amanda was literally Jigsaw’s accomplice and she just fuckin bled out from a GUNSHOT wound?

    • @luvcirii
      @luvcirii 3 года назад +18

      I loved his character, he didn't deserve this. :'(

    • @Ego-Fiend
      @Ego-Fiend 3 года назад +2

      You're saying that is the worst death in this movie?

    • @Ifuckingloverhubarbs
      @Ifuckingloverhubarbs 3 года назад +5

      They need a new fucking timeline

  • @MrDiZzY-ko1zp
    @MrDiZzY-ko1zp 5 лет назад +747

    The acid wouldnt dissolve her hand that quick and just dehydrates it and can take up to ten minutes to actually do damage to human flesh

    • @victoryarn4381
      @victoryarn4381 5 лет назад +82

      But where would be the fun in that?

    • @amethystseaeggos5510
      @amethystseaeggos5510 5 лет назад +211

      Mr. DiZzY Amanda forgets to do research and just ends up slightly dehydrating someone

    • @MrDiZzY-ko1zp
      @MrDiZzY-ko1zp 5 лет назад +53

      You would need a super strong acid to do that I'm just saying that it looks like an acid that doesnt look strong enough

    • @janasialewis8252
      @janasialewis8252 5 лет назад +6

      What i am trying to figure out is why, when kerry put her hand in the acid where did the skin go?

    • @viper_6477
      @viper_6477 5 лет назад +66

      “Gone, reduced to Atoms”

  • @Howdyrobin
    @Howdyrobin 6 лет назад +586

    Jigsaws reasons for torturing people are so weird? What’s next is he gonna say “I wanna play a game, one time you use “can” instead of “may”. Now get out of this trap.”

    • @porcyallama4876
      @porcyallama4876 6 лет назад +24

      Actually he only does this to people that have been through his life, and did something wrong, now they are paying

    • @81bnforeal
      @81bnforeal 6 лет назад +14

      HashtagArtastic I don’t know, can you?

    • @yesieatedbutnosoap6927
      @yesieatedbutnosoap6927 6 лет назад

      HashtagArtastic lol

    • @yesieatedbutnosoap6927
      @yesieatedbutnosoap6927 6 лет назад +15

      Or what if
      “I want to play a game you’re here because while writing your book you used your instead of You’re now try to survive”

    • @ed-7135
      @ed-7135 6 лет назад +5

      " You sold PPI to me I'm not even gonna tell you how to get out

  • @zarathos888
    @zarathos888 6 лет назад +326

    As awful as jeff he is in my opinion the perfect character for this film. Hes a vengeful fundamentally awful person who is repetadly shown his cruelty personified by the saw traps. In a way jigsaw is showing him how vile his vengeance truly is.

    • @barney993
      @barney993 6 лет назад +31

      or how slow he is , like jesus christ ,move your damn feet

    • @Grassroots_Hegemon
      @Grassroots_Hegemon 6 лет назад +14

      Yeah I never thought his slowness was a plot slowness, I think it was on purpose because he hated the victims and didn't really want to save any of them.

    • @remito7839
      @remito7839 5 лет назад +1

      @@Grassroots_Hegemon That doesn't explain his stupidity in never listening to anyone even after it caused 3 deaths and put his wife in a life threatening situation... Seriously he might as well be an Antagonist at this point.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 лет назад

      Considering he learns nothing, can't say I care.

  • @plus_cosplays
    @plus_cosplays Год назад +29

    Film theory has done a video on why he thinks Adam survived and it’s REALLY interesting. and brings up a lot of good points. Unless we SEE a character die in these movies they’re most likely gonna come back later. And the chain was on the wrong foot in saw 2 and final chapter. Jigsaw says “put his left leg in the shackle” and the corpse has the shackle on the right foot. TWICE. This series does their HOMEWORK with continuity and I don’t see them messing up that simple of a detail.

  • @thebigbean7493
    @thebigbean7493 5 лет назад +861

    Roses are red
    U find them at Mills
    Hi I'm James A. Janisse
    Let's get to the kills

    • @emmabrantley938
      @emmabrantley938 5 лет назад +5

      Nice dude but why at the mills?

    • @alphawolfmale6268
      @alphawolfmale6268 5 лет назад +7

      @JohnACorp782 Bro why you lying and also why do *you suck* at being mean.

    • @laizernikki1894
      @laizernikki1894 5 лет назад +11

      How can people fight here? It's a nice rime and ya'll fightin tf is up with ya

    • @kindredreeb1119
      @kindredreeb1119 5 лет назад +2

      The big bean roses are red violets are blue you couldn’t tell a funny joke even if it would save you

    • @fearzine732
      @fearzine732 5 лет назад

      Someone Somwhere ??

  • @Videomenkarlo002
    @Videomenkarlo002 6 лет назад +1246

    I love your kill counts :)

    • @gator743
      @gator743 6 лет назад +1

      Videomen karlo002 same fam

    • @slope.2469
      @slope.2469 6 лет назад +7

      Saw a check mark right next to his user so I was expecting people to say: “OOOH I looooove ur vids Ken”

    • @gator743
      @gator743 6 лет назад +1

      SlopeS_yle tbh I dont even know who that is 😂

    • @Videomenkarlo002
      @Videomenkarlo002 6 лет назад +1

      Don't worry nobody know me :D

    • @lightningii7305
      @lightningii7305 6 лет назад +1

      Weeeaboooo

  • @sick0spherean
    @sick0spherean 6 лет назад +159

    The rack trap is probably one of the most twisted traps in the Saw series. (Damnit I just made a pun)

  • @user-zb1xf1mu6r
    @user-zb1xf1mu6r 3 года назад +21

    Someone: *stubs their toe and complains*
    Jigsaw: *_do you even appreciate life bro_*

  • @radeswolf
    @radeswolf 5 лет назад +59

    SAMF Jeff was only using 1% of his slowness. If he was using 100% he would complete the challenges at the moment of the heat death of the universe.

  • @SprinklesIsGamer
    @SprinklesIsGamer 4 года назад +342

    In my opinion this was the worst jigsaw movie cause all the characters were stupid and Jeff is also slow

    • @rankrodent2772
      @rankrodent2772 4 года назад +17

      Odd because It’s my favorite one

    • @Cybercrime-ip3vc
      @Cybercrime-ip3vc 4 года назад +2

      But- all the traps were good

    • @Bibabeee
      @Bibabeee 4 года назад +3

      I liked the medical drama aspect of it. Felt weirdly fit in the series

    • @rankrodent2772
      @rankrodent2772 4 года назад

      Daniel j. Milburn truth

    • @rankrodent2772
      @rankrodent2772 4 года назад

      BXCP that’s one of my favorites just because of Hoffman and the ending

  • @Idk-hn2wj
    @Idk-hn2wj 5 лет назад +104

    An hour of this movie is Jeff debating wether he should save the trap victims.

    • @ajchapman5261
      @ajchapman5261 4 года назад +6

      Correction. He's SLOWLY debating whether or not to save them. Classic SAMF Jeff. 😂

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 4 года назад +1

      @@ajchapman5261 yep because emotional distress plays no part in any of it right?

    • @ajchapman5261
      @ajchapman5261 4 года назад

      @@RJLiams Calm tf down. All I did was make a joke about him being slow. I'm not the only one who did.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 года назад

      And only deciding to save them when they're not long off dying anyway.

  • @bendy_bone
    @bendy_bone Год назад +45

    lynn is one of the many who didn’t deserve it. she worked so hard to keep john alive but amanda and her husband just sucked

  • @henryswint7792
    @henryswint7792 4 года назад +51

    the fact that he can stand with both Achilles tendons severed is a miracle

  • @strikingmagic7776
    @strikingmagic7776 6 лет назад +666

    Hang on I’ve just realised, Jigsaw didn’t want Adam to die AT ALL! Think about it! He listened to the whole 8 hour conversation between him and Gordon and got a judgement of how kind hearted Adam actually was. For example, Adam did not want to show Lawrence the photo of his kidnapped wife and daughter as he didn’t want him to feel more upset! Jigsaw’s final words to Adam before the Game Over were.. “The key to that chain IS in the bathtub!” Key word (pun intended) ‘Is’. Jigsaw was still under the impression that they Key was still there not knowing at the time how haphazard Amanda was with the key! He probably expected Adam to do the same thing and be a survivor. Edit: Also take note that Jigsaw only says... “Most people are so ungrateful to be alive; but not you, not anymore!” to those who survive... Ergo, why he said it through Billy to Amanda (who surprise, surprise, survived!) Also to those on the Saw ride at Thorpe Park who survive!

    • @Banana-ho5ux
      @Banana-ho5ux 6 лет назад +38

      He said that Adam was the one who needed to escape. YOUR COMMENT WAS SO DAMN USELESS

    • @iinoobie8076
      @iinoobie8076 6 лет назад +5

      Erm...Me confused

    • @aleahlrb
      @aleahlrb 6 лет назад +32

      Soo... Adam was supposed to be another apprentice (perhaps?) but then jealous Amanda killed him...?
      This is just what I picked up.

    • @kammie225
      @kammie225 6 лет назад +9

      He drugged himself and fell asleep, he didn’t hear anything lmao.

    • @sarahcastille4803
      @sarahcastille4803 6 лет назад +1

      I respect you for figuring this out thanks

  • @nemorose1276
    @nemorose1276 5 лет назад +414

    *Jeff get key*
    *Gun kills judge*
    Jeff: and I oop-

  • @kennytheghostbuster9582
    @kennytheghostbuster9582 Год назад +157

    Fun fact: when my dad took 7 year old me to see Santa Clause 3, the person who directs you to theaters sent us into the theater where Saw 3 was playing.

    • @kennytheghostbuster9582
      @kennytheghostbuster9582 Год назад +29

      We walked in when the Troy death scene was going on (which is kinda funny because that's my fiance's name)

    • @TimerdonDWI
      @TimerdonDWI Год назад +7

      ​@@kennytheghostbuster9582 How'd you guys react, if I may ask?

    • @kennytheghostbuster9582
      @kennytheghostbuster9582 Год назад +37

      @@TimerdonDWI my dad nearly quickly covered my eyes and rushed me back to the ticket guy.
      The ticket guy was like "oh yeah, it seemed kinda weird that you were taking a little kid to a horror movie" then sent us to the Santa clause movie 😂

    • @gio_ozz
      @gio_ozz Год назад +6

      ​@@kennytheghostbuster9582Merry Christmas!!

    • @TotalyNotSatan
      @TotalyNotSatan Год назад +4

      I would have stayed in saw if I was you tbh

  • @kimberlyterasaki4843
    @kimberlyterasaki4843 6 лет назад +291

    17:46 Is the second woman blue because she froze to death?!

  • @stvrvity
    @stvrvity 6 лет назад +389

    "Hey, my name is Jeff and my strange addiction is being slow."

  • @RileyRuggieri
    @RileyRuggieri 6 лет назад +562

    I love the host😂😂 he makes me laugh