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- Опубликовано: 19 янв 2019
- The sequel is out now: • Guns In JoJo Are Almos... Go watch that instead, for it covers everything here and more.
Spoilers for Part 5 are at 11:03, but trust me, nothing much happens.
This went from a compilation video to a collection of jojokes, oops.
"Gun are pretty much useless in jojo"
Meanwhile stroheim have a cannon in his stomach
But did it kill anything?
@@steventucker4825 it killed the mirror
That’s different though, because GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!
Meanwhile Polpo gets shot.
But that doesn't count because that was also a bananna
BBBBBBBBBBAAAAKA MONOGAAAAAAA
Jojo character: *entire body is ripped off*
Jojo character: “Didn’t reach my brain, not fatal”
Königstiger So true ;-;
didnt reach my dick
Even if it does its not fatal
As long as there is a turtle near by death cant stop a JoJo character
Kakyoin must think with his stomach and not his head, then
Joseph, despite being British, has already adopted the American style of living in just a couple of days.
He grew up in America
@@ashjose7973 Not really? He was quickly identified as a foreigner. Leads me to believe that after ending up in America, Erina eventually found her way back to England.
@@madladdie7069 when did that happen?
@@ashjose7973 just before Smokey stole his wallet. a vendor asks if he's a foreigner.
You could say, I mastered the American life
Girls' pockets: can barely carry a phone.
Boys' pockets: 0:48
Quiet kid:HMM, INTERESTING.
XDDD
LOL
@@somebodyfamiliar6476 Sure is.
I always bring a gun to school man I love America
The fact that he still hasnt been arested for literally shooting up some bar with a tommy gun just goes to show that the real useless thing in jojo is law enforcement
Dude beat up an officer with nothing but a soda bottle cap, you really think they’d have the balls to try?
Ma boy speedwagon payed the cops not to snitch
@@IdiotN4 he also destroyed 2 armed nazis with some booze and a frilly dress
You’re right, in JoJo, the ambulance is more effective at taking out criminals.
What are the cops gonna fucking do?? Put him in jail???
Joseph pulling out and shooting his tommy gun out of nowhere stays for me one of the most savage moments in JoJo.
when i first saw that scene i cracked up laughing so hard, it was magnificent
Jean Michel Teub I didn’t even expect it at all lmao
Dudes from new York at a bad time. That JoJo stays strapped 24/7
Me 2
It was hell epic
What about that one time that ambulance did a thing
The only thing I’m wondering is how Jotaro didn’t destroy his eardrum by shooting a gun in this distance.
He did, that's why he thought rain sounded like josuke
You literally don't see bones did you expect anime to be logical
dont worry. star platinum being a very evil and malevolent spirit protected Jotaro by fetching him some pink fluffy earmuffs and quickly putting them on Jotaro
star platinum stopped time and did the thing toby wrote
@@kalko8209 nor hol horse
*"Gun is mightier than a sword."*
-Entire Equestrian, 1988
Hol Horse
Entire Equine
All of the Animal
Complete Colt
Put-together Pony
Full Foal
Much Mare
Faultless Filly
Solved Stallion
@@logval8019 one creature
I miss centerfold
If you can swing swords faster then bullets, then no they aren't.
"Guns in Jojo are useless."
- Polpo
Part 5 taught me that eating healthy kills you
To be fair, there's an "almost".
That was a banana that went bang
No no that was a banana. If it were a gun he would have survived no question
That joke is totally bananas if you know what I mean that joke was also a tiny bit of suicide I mean this is a jojoke
in JoJo
Fists > swords > guns
In real life
Guns > swords > fists
stand > all
Dega Adi Buana Nonono buffed muscle> all
Speed wagon> all of the above
Road roller>>>>>>>>> everything else
Well that’s bizarre
In Jojo's: "The bullet grazed me" _gets a neat scar_
In real life: "The bullet grazed him" *head explodes*
facts
If it was a pistol its not true ar kinda 50cal fmj incindiery yes
thats......not how a gun works
Huh my brain just died trying to understand this(either im dumb or this is)
I’m seeing a plane fly right above the last four replies above me
*Guns in JoJo are useless*
Mista: *Silently cries in the corner*
*Hol Horse joined the match*
*gently weeps
Most of hia fight end with him damage by his own bullets
So guns are only useful in jojo for suicide
Because well polpo
Imagine if Jotaro just shot himself and that was the end of the series
*_that part of Jotaro's theme plays_*
CEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Imagine if Platinum stopped the bullet but not the hot burning smoke who just burn Jotaro eyes
This comment is hilarious
To be continued
>Kills every dog in sight
>Makes every gun useless
Araki lowkey hates America
Just Some Guy without a Mustache makes the president of the United States funny valentine a villain
Araki:Just a coincidence
Jesus told me to kill the president
Wtf why are you literally every where
@@andrewhorchata750 if you know that he's everywhere then does that mean you are everywhere too?
Is it wrong to hate USA tho? I would say its the country with the most stupid people on earth
“And then he pulled a tommy gun out his back pocket, funniest shit I’d ever seen”
"The guns in those fights (with Aerosmith) were too small to cause critical harm or instant death"
*Aerosmith literally shoots Formaggio, Tiziano and Squalo to death*
And Risotto
Well in aircrafts it shoots faster than a normal machinegun even used a high caliber ones, in modern US aircrafts as F 22 Raptor and F 35 Lightning II, also more obious the A-10, use gatling guns to shoot faster, and modern Russian aircrafts use cannons with high speed bullets, with WWII the machine guns are designed to fire fast and make more damage as posible to the cost of lost ammunition faster, even sometimes was nescesary used some weaponry called "Magpie", secondary machine guns mounted in the wings as Aerosmith(too curious because Aerosmith canons irl are rocket pods as a WWII airplane), it was more used with airplanes with no main guns or even these days with training aircrafts to train the accuracy of guns with training drones.
@@matthewmondragon2074 well you have to realize one is an actual gun that shoots .45 cal, the other is a toy plane that shoots bullets the size of bbs
When Jotaro tried to shoot himself I couldn’t help but think how much that would hurt his ears
He would have gone deaf
I...
Yeah can't argue against this
prolly star platinum covered hisears, but still, that'd make his ears bleed like a waterfall or someth
Just imagine Jotaro performing this feat like a badass and then immediately having a fountain of blood explode from his ear canal and he starts rolling in pain because it was so loud.
Its a feasible explanation as to why the rain sounded like Josuke
Jotaro: *heart stops*
Jotaro 2 seconds later: *didnt reach my brain so it wasnt fatal*
Kakyoin Noriaki im afraid to tell you someone is about to eat a cherry donut
Itz. M8 Than Vietnam flashbacks
that's why josuke's grandpa died, his brain was scrambled
U know u kinda copied sum ones comment right?
JujuDaJukage he just wanted to spread around his joke man he didnt know it was stolen
I love how Araki is trying his best to make stand abilities somewhat make sense but also forgetting about all the energy being converted to heat after stopping three bullets in an instant right next to the head.
What if araki just liked "evil spirits" instead of the word "stands". Imagine "evil spirit users" running into each other.
I see you haven't commented your own comment yet.
@@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175 I'll get around to it one day just you wait. I will comment on my own comment some day.
Still waiting
This could be a promising comment chain. I wonder what kind of flame wars this could spawn...
@@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175 ***Spawning Flame Wars***
I just noticed the fact that Holly could see star platinum when he reached for the gun
The entire point of SC is to save Holly from her own STAND because her body can't handle it. Of course she could see stand. Bruh
Alamsyah Alizar yeah bitch they were all surprised she had one
She has her own stand
@@alamsyahbatrabatliz9340 you know, it's BEFORE we learn all joestars have a stand
@@ActuallyAero oh, alright thanks for telling me that, haven't read the manga 👌
"Dio is the only character that i could think of that has been hit by a sword and a bullet"
Avdol, who got shot and got stabbed at the same time: *Am i a joke to you?*
somebody: if he survived that, he obviously is going to survive till the end
vanilla ice: *are u sure about that*
@@ohhyoy2115 noo you cant just destroy us with a controllable black hole noo
haha ball go whoosh
@@cylnder Ball go BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
What about the cops who shot dio in part one
The best part is that right after he said dio was the only one he thought of, RIGHT AFTER, THE AVDOL “Death” SCENE APPEARS LOL
Correction: Injuries in JOJO’s don’t exist until a Main character has to die.
"Guns in JoJo Are Almost Useless"
Johnny's legs: Am I a joke to you?
for those who dont get the joke, johnny was shot in the hip and thats why hes crippled
Also who shot Johnny Joestar?
@@sirkdagamer0853 he was kinda fine after so not really
@WOMAN GUN no it's diego
@Female Mista Bottom Text. its a joke
You forgot the scene when DIO was shot multiple times in part 1.
Cheezyfist still the sword was more fatal.......I realised this comment is stupid
Mine I mean
@@MrMangoMan I think the word you were looking for was stronger.
@@cassiebrenneman9673 heck
Samad zafar but that was more hamon’s work
Nobody:
Joseph: *Pulls out a Tommy Gun out of his ass*
He was holding it between his cheeks
Joseph has prison experience.
Reminds me of minecraft now that i think about it
Joseph was the original video game character, his stand, before hermit purple was, carrying every weapon everywhere, and managing to dress up perfectly like the enemy
He played too much GTA 5
"You aren't puffing out clouds like I am"
"Well I've been out here a while so my body is already colder"
"Oh ok"
- END OF PART 2 -
He already knew who it was.
@@paladinoficetea766 r/woooosh
1:35 i love how unexpected that was
For me this part with Straizo's fangs 0:36 was also unexpected lmao you know like the tsundere mc girls in animes solve a problem at the end of an episode then smile by showing their fangs, with ✨dinggg sfx...
I could hear" nyan ichi ni san nyan arigatooo~" song with straizo, from 10 km away
title: Guns Are Useless In JoJo
Part 5 Fans: *excuse me*
I mean to be fair, almost every time Mista shot bullets it would always turn out bad for him. Beach Boy Fight, The Arts and Crafts fight, and even the fight with White Album.
I think it’s his bad luck lol
Hahaha arts and crafts
Part 7.
@@ganzap71 also Rolling Stones. But yes, he's unluckiest man in Italy.
part 7 and its multiple armed valentines would like to say hi
For his neutral special, Hol Horse wields a *G U N*
Hol horse is a joker main
I don't get it. Injustice reference?
Aces of Athens no
@@-_-2410 Well thanks for the info man!
Aces of Athens the joke is a smash presentation meme
"You shot me twice damn it!"
*Shoots Again*
"Guns are useless"
Me: **cries in Sex Pistols**
You mean failed suicide gun?
@FilippoAndMind bruh what? Is that some stand up right shit?
@FilippoAndMind well in roblox stand up right the six pisto is call emperor
Never knew they used original name guess that's why it taken down
How sex pistols was even a reliable stand tho?..It shoot the owner more than enemy😑
"Guns in JoJo are almost useless"
Key word is ALMOST.
Mista intensifies
*part 7 intensifies*
Hehe 4
*Hol Horse*
SBR intensifies
“Guns are Useless”
*Mista wants to know your location*
Egypt...
Try me...
4 S
He's gonna end up shooting himself again
@@PureBoi Thank you for telling
@@roberte.o.speedwagon5811 I remember you..
You were the one with the hat
What Jotaro and Holly saw: Purple man with black gloves holding a bullet.
What the cops saw: Bullet defying gravity and floating
Straits: i will kill you here
Jojo: *pulls out Tommy Gun*
Straits: Hay wait i was just joking
"guns are useless in JoJo."
Mista,hol horse,narancia: sad gun noises
Here's For U " *4* "
*almost*
@@HackboyPlays
Add Johnny joestar to the list and you have 4
@@ZidaneAmarullah actually, Narancia has 4 bodies under his belt thanks to Aerosmith
@@yuutofumba1558 this is what I meant "guns are *almost* useless" but he didn't include the almost
Star Platinum: saves jojo from bullets that he shoots to himself
Helps him from not getting hurt
Does his best to protect Jojo
Jotaro: *Evil spirit*
wat
@SlimyDoesStuff what do you mean???
@SlimyDoesStuff how is this from project jojo?
@SlimyDoesStuff this is about the anime not roblox
I don't know anything about roblox, I probably did it somehow related to roblox but I didn't want to.
is in a place full of living humans that aren't stand users
"yes time to open fire"
i like how 'the bullet merely grazed me' translates to gushing blood out from a small chunk of skin being taken off
To be fair, head wounds bleed alot
@@lukedeakin7124 i know that, but it barely even went close to the skull. feel your head and how close your skin is to your skull on your forehead, now imagine a tiny chunk of that bleeding THAT much
"Gun are useless in JoJo"
Steel Ball Run: American Guns are the finest
R/cursedcomments
@@ProGaming-db6ln r/foundthemobileuser
@@diobrando5806 faker
Except when your opponents have like a meter or two of string.
@@diobrando5806 You're about 30 years late my friend. Schools are more safer than before since the 90s.
"If guns become useless, I'll just use knifes." Quote from dio Brando.
Are you forgetting the time DIO made a cop shoot Jotaro?
@@LightbladeRiulo and he caught the bullet
4
7m9
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Jojo: "o l d boy"
Straizo: *triggered*
0:10
OK if we’re focusing on the two different time a gun has been used against Dio then you have to remember when he first became a vampire he was opened upon by the police.
and he didn't have a visable bullet would at all. showing how useless it is
“The bullet is also my stand”
Gets kill by his own stand without realizing.
**araki forgot intensifies**
Wait...he died? I thought he got avdol'd
nop he was just critically injured not ded
@@adamziane1840
Like what's his face that Jotaro liquified
Even if he didn't die, I legit can't figure out how he managed to shoot himself. Even flustered surely he can sense his bullets since they're his stand. He was easily able to curve them through a pipe despite being flustered so I'm a bit confused here.
araki probably just forgot
"And where in the world did he get his hands on a Tommy Gun?!"
It's 1938 America you could get a a Tommy Gun and a pack of gum for like $20 bucks.
Edit: I refuse to correct my mistake of saying 20 dollar bucks because I find my stupidity funnier than correcting it.
Lmao nice joke
"$20 bucks"
"20 dollars bucks"
He pulled a Tommy gun out his ass
20 cents*
DOLLAR BUCKS? WHATS THAT??
9:10
11:52
thanks mate, you absolutely convinced me about how the power of plot armor works.
i haven't watched part 5 yet but looking at this, it feels totally off knowing the presences of thick layers of plot armor are so strong.
Can we all take a moment to respect number 5. Always getting picked on but he's there when it counts
You forgot the scene in Part 1 where the cops (and Speedwagon) all shoot Dio and it has no effect.
it didn't reach his brain, and wasn't a mortal wound
*Getting shot like 30 times is not a mortal wound LOGIC 100*
@@clearskiesmovieproject4685 You did not get a JoJo reference, in a comment on a video about JoJo, that contains that exact JoJo reference.
This is so stupid that I'm beyond disappointed.
@@clearskiesmovieproject4685 r/woooooooosh
@@Kat-nd5fq No.
*GuNs aRe UsLeSs*
All the characters Narancia kills: *Am I a joke to you?*
Technically not a gun, but a rc ww2 plane
Stand Guns are the fucking strong
Edzeil The Goat with guns
@@nitrocodrilo but not a gun itself
@@trulymrword hol horse.
"The gun is mightier then the sword!"
Anubis: *Are you sure about that?*
Returning here because we finally got that beautiful clip of White Snake using a gun.
4:43 "the bullet is also my stand."
7:43 proceeds to be headshotted by his own bullet.
He didn't have enough time to react.
He wasn't even paying attention
@@eliasmg9144 Shouldn't the little kid get hurt or die cuz his stand was damaged?
@@bluez1892 Not exactly, for what I know, if your stand is some sort of tool or object and it gets damaged, the user doesn't receive said damage. It's complicated, blame Araki for that
@Matthew Gossett the world isn't an object
*Don't even get me started on Ghiaccio hitting Mista over a dozen times with his own bullets and Mista not dying. Bastard has better plot armor than Ghiaccio's stand.*
He simply has insane luck.
Dear God yes!
@@soul6733 I liked your comment more when it had four Likes.
The luckiest and unluckiest man in italy.
When you regularly avoid bad luck like the number four, getting lucky starts becoming natural
The music for the pipe sequence was phenomenal
JoJo in the end is just a big game of, Nu-uh I'm not dead your dead because- and it's glorious
Damn even an ambulance works better than a gun
Ralsei KILLER QUEEN BITES ZA DUSTU
Well, we all know the ultimate weapon.
ROADA ROLLERDA
*Guns are useless, but AMBULANCES ARE UNBREAKABLE*
-Kira's Skull
0:58 "anime facts"
Bullet will NEVER hit you if you are the main character
Johnny joestar: alright then keep your secrets
*Cries in Gyro*
Light yagami says otherwise
thanh the shadow Mista begs to differ
*coughs* jonny *coughs*
When you showed the comparison with dio, you should have showed the scene where he became a vampire in part 1 and was shot, since there he had the same abilities as in the sword scene (No time stop) and got hit by the bullets
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It's out now, go watch please. 🔫
Lol imagine not having a tommy gwan in your back pocket at all times.
Joeseph Joestar imagine not having a stand lmao
@@chosse6335 joseph does have a Stand tho,lmao
@@chosse6335 Imagine not reading/watching part 3 lmao
@@MaxCaptivity no he is not
ukcung nung I got confused my bad
Shadow DIO: ''You weren't sweating, and your breathing was even''
Hol Horse after that: ERROR: HOL HORSE HAS BECOME PURE SWEAT
one could even say he was... *sweating bullets?*
Ivan Diaz *clap clap* but that’s actually quite clever tho
3:07 ok, so when Jonathan attacked dio with the sword he had, dio didn't have the ability of "The World" unlike hol horse who is 1: a whimp/coward and 2:dio has the ability of the world which can stop time, but if hol horse were to fight dio without his time stopping abilitys and the guys of the jostars, then maybe hol horse would have wounded dio, thank you for listening to my rant
I like that the subtitles are completely different from another version I just saw
I love how even when Mista and Hol Horse shot themselves accidentally, they were still almost completely okay. Just goes to show how useless guns really are in this show.
Isn’t Hol Horse in a coma
That retired hol horse though, and Mista blocked the bullets.
It's called "plot armor"
Ever heard of it?
Mista has a lot of it
Wait...Hol Horse is alive?! Multiple rounds to the head and he was just put in a coma?
Mate you missed in part 1 when the cops completely riddled Dio with bullets and he just got up and licked up the blood
Edit:Auto-Correct sucks
@Marcial Riffo Olivos no what he means is that he forgot to add that part in this video as the guns were useless
the sword also was pretty useless
dio just put himself back together
@@fabianklevenz4800 And was before he even to The World so it would be as useless as a gun.
he wasn`t completely awakened by then
Then turn it off
This dude really whipped out the toolie and got to squeezing in the middle of the sidewalk...
"How could he open fire from an open street?!"
Smokey forgot he was in america
"Guns in Jojo are useless"
Gyro: Yeah… Useless…
Edgar Gaebolg ummm Gyro don’t even use gun
@@thesgscout6112 He was killed by a gun
Edgar Gaebolg nope he get kill by love train the damage from the fish bite move to to the heart and that kill him, Valentine shot him just make sure he dead for good
@@thesgscout6112 I always considered the gunshot as the thing that killed him
Mista: Hold my gun
"And just where in the world did he get his hands on a Tommy Gun?"
Smokey. You are in America.
The reason that Sale didn't die is cuz he caused the bullet's position to be fixed.
So i just finished the episode with Miata last night and I can’t tell you how unbelievably pissed I was that he survived. Like I could bend my imagination for the other ones, sure, but this one is a massive asspull that for once I’m not taking. Way to go Araki, you would’ve been better off saying his hat was more effective than a Kevlar vest.
"Guns in jojo are useless"
Whitesnake : Hold my beer
Mista: excuse me ???
Shouldn't be *_Hold my Disks?_*
For its neutral special, Whitesnake wields a gun
Funny Valentine: heh
You mean hold my gun
JoJo community: bullets are useless!!!
Me:*Laughs in part 6*
and part 7
naniii is there a specific stand like hol horse?
@@lonelyloli1397 kinda it's like a 6 bullet stands that can throw bullets at your targets
Well notorious B.I.G did almost killed the gang because of mista
@@clockworkgore6049 that's part 5
1:38 I love how joseph just skips Straits Turn to monolog about how strong he is xd
Guns in JoJo: Useless
Jotaro: *Let's give my stand bullets!*
"Guns in JoJo Are Almost Useless"
*Proceeds to show a clip of Mista using a gun effectively due to his stand*
Ok
*A l m o s t*
He forgot
@@theinfamousbigslurp618 just like Araki
*Remember kids, never bring a gun in a stand fight.*
Banana Doppio facts
Bannana doppio never tells lies
Cool banana doppio facts.
Or, according to Jojo, any fight at all.
Unless your mista
Joseph's tommy gun wasn't useless, in the way that it instantly made him my favorite jojo
I get what you’re saying with the sword vs gun but the clip you used for the gun was when he could literally stop time lol
"Guns are almost useless in Jojo's"
*Steel Ball Run:*
well those were crossbows so....
Texicate there were plenty of revolvers and finger nail guns in SBR
@@monkeyenthusiast6342 Johnny was crippled from getting shot in the spine and several characters die from getting shot.
Texicate funny valentine’s other selves would use guns if there was another funny valentine
@@monkeyenthusiast6342 It's been some time since I read SBR but I don't remember crossbows being a thing. I do on the other hand remember a lot of characters using guns. Are you sure you're talking about part 7 or did you think Steel Ball Run was refering to the race in part 2 were Joseph and Wamu shot steel balls with crossbows ?
“Guns are almost useless”
Mista: Hold my gun
Procedes to get all six shots deflected at him.
Meeeeeeeeestaaaaa
Hol Horse: Hold my Emperor
The more bullets that hit Mista the higher of a chance his group has of winning. Seriously. The few times he hit all his shots it sprouted disaster, like the time before the Notorious BIG fight though that was a special case.
Edit: grammar and spelling
@@ismaashawsome4685 lmao. The only exception seems to be when Secco deflected all those bullets back at him with the rocks, which didn't seem to help anyone.
Guido Mista : "and I took that personally"
the best thing is that this is the starting of the show
That Tommy gun scene is what cemented joseph as the greatest jojo of all time
Judah JB yeah
Laughs in Jotaro
Battle tendancy was dope. Can't beat that OP in my books either
Jotaro dies in Part 6
eins2001 wdym nice try he literally dies
The title is wrong it should be guns in JoJo are MudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMudaMuda
I think you meant UselessUselessUselessUselessUselessUselessUseless
very useless
@@majikura6261 bruh
jotaro yare yare daze
Ora Ora Ora
girls pockets: can nearly hold paper
boys pocket: Whole ass tommy gun
me during mother tongue class: *the information only scratched me, it never reached my brain*
Most people would die after being hit with one bullet, either through blood loss or rupturing an internal organ...
Mista took about 20 before he decided that he’s dying.
I swear Araki is really an immortal vampire and he doesn't know how human anatomy works.
Yeah, they would, but they wouldn't die instantly right? The point was to show mistas's resolve, even though he was severely bleeding, about to collapse and did from blood loss, he kept going
The whole ending where he p0nes ghiaccio takes place for a minute or so, certainly not enough time to bleed out
Tis'buta Scratch True, but that’s only if he’s getting hit in the arms and legs. He was also getting shot in the torso, and unless he’s a lucky son of a gun, it would have ruptured vital organs, nerves and lots more. He’d be either dead or dying with just one.
@@megasean3000 well he is the luckiest unluckiest guy in all of Italy
you see, thing is, he never got shot by 4 bullets in a row
Mista and Sex Pistols: *Let us introduce ourselves*
Hoho.
I'm Sure You Spelled It Wrong But i Like It Anyway
@@datpoyo4900 Sex Pistols or Hoho or something else?
cries in hol horse*
*Shoots himself up
To add on for the hol horse part. Hol horse has the stand emperor a gun stand but it doesn’t act like a real gun just like you don’t need ammo for it. It doesn’t mean just because the stand is a gun, therefor meaning the stand is equal to the power of a gun.
Heavy tf2: nobody can outsmart bullet
Jojo character: *muda, muda, MUDA!*
That scene where number five was crying hurt my heart
And my head
@@grapejuice5294 and mista's head
@@tico9951 Doesn't matter. I am pretty sure it was already damaged.
Look at his six pistols. Stands are part of the soul. Having the personality split up into 6 different characters pretty much tells that he isn't right in the head. lol.
sex pistols is more like his pets
@@livingcheese2910 Sex Pistols is all sentient, beyond Mista's will. They live inside a gun btw
Dio in part one when he cuts off his head to survive the Hamon: “Didn’t reach my brain so it wasn’t fatal.”
Hes a vampire. The masked made his brain his life source. All the other organs were basically useless apart from fighting and moving
@@EE-hx7ix Hey, the idiot hotline is calling. Looks like they want to explain the very obvious joke to you.
@@its_drawgon_lol i know it was a joke. No need to insult me
Making fun of something like it's actually stupid is not a good joke
@@its_drawgon_lol bruh u didnt have to insult him 🙄
Them bullets in the tube do be groovin
I like how bullets only work when it’ll take some time to kill the enemy with bullets
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight
*Polenareff: Well yes but actually no*
Xavagery polenareff
It's a lance not aナイフ
Polnareff: MY SWORD IS A GUN
He didn't have a knife, silver chariot had a rapier
Bring a fist to a gun fight, Jotaro has never been defeated with just fists.
JoJo's guns: *always fail*
Hol horse:*cries in [The Emperor]
*ahem*
@Grace Grace Cullinane That's because so many motherfuckers keep mentioning the number between 3 and 5 and that number gives me bad luck
Hol horse: *laughs in heritage for the future*
@Grace Grace Cullinane Every time the number 4 is involved something bad always happens
@Grace Grace Cullinane I'm not bald I just really like this hat cus it holds my bullets
I still love Joseph for having a tommy gun around him like it’s a stand. By the way, hol horse uses a gun that’s a stand, so it doesn’t count as a gun.
Thx for teaching us :)