Jim Jefferies - Freedumb - Full Length Official Clip -- From Freedumb Netflix Special

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  • @CaptainReilly99
    @CaptainReilly99 7 лет назад +2555

    I'm from Canada, and that is the single greatest impression of a Canadian I have ever heard.

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 6 лет назад +51

      I came down here to say exactly the same thing, lol

    • @dreambeliever5150
      @dreambeliever5150 6 лет назад +74

      I am a 29 year old lived in canada my whole life.. I have literally never heard a Canadian talk like that.
      But I say eh all the fucking time lol.

    • @PaulChabot
      @PaulChabot 5 лет назад +16

      Missing at least 20 sorry's :P

    • @TheCooterpuppet
      @TheCooterpuppet 5 лет назад +4

      Dockstaff kinda sounded like Norm MacDonald

    • @justkat2608
      @justkat2608 5 лет назад +4

      dream believer gotta go to the bush and in small towns mostly up north

  • @steveclapper5424
    @steveclapper5424 6 лет назад +2809

    Americans are free to do as they are told.

    • @dreambeliever5150
      @dreambeliever5150 6 лет назад +83

      As I always say.. You are 100% free to follow government orders.. Just dont start looking for real freedom.. It doesn't exist.

    • @ladyrest8455
      @ladyrest8455 5 лет назад +2

      You didn't stop that shit Wednesday thou you shit hole

    • @LauraSquirrel
      @LauraSquirrel 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly.

    • @o0o-jd-o0o95
      @o0o-jd-o0o95 5 лет назад +26

      Also I don't know if all Languages are like this , But at least with the English language You can say something That is so general that it could mean many different things .So that way in the end if somebody asked What you meant by that you can cater to whatever answer they want ..That's the slimeball American way .Make no mistake we're the biggest idiots over here you can imagine...I work at a certain store In there are people that won't buy a bag of dirt because there's dirt on the bag ...That's how f****** dumb we are

    • @falconpunch6360
      @falconpunch6360 5 лет назад +12

      They can't even play online poker. lol

  • @MeTaLCivil
    @MeTaLCivil 4 года назад +631

    I mean, this isn't really a comedy special, he is just speaking the truth

    • @dillyDillzmuaythai4life
      @dillyDillzmuaythai4life 4 года назад +18

      Yip and the truth is so ridiculous they are all blind and laughing cos they think it's a joke

    • @paultaylor6712
      @paultaylor6712 4 года назад +7

      George Carlin on the owners is great too

    • @bajkotamas1610
      @bajkotamas1610 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, he is much like Bill Burr XD

    • @sm0kyJoe
      @sm0kyJoe 4 года назад +13

      Aren't all good comics basically just speaking the truth? :D

    • @xTRUExiNsANiTYx
      @xTRUExiNsANiTYx 4 года назад +3

      muay thai legend most of them are probably laughing because they know it’s true

  • @friendlyauntjemmima9848
    @friendlyauntjemmima9848 4 года назад +270

    Can we just appreciate how good his high notes were

    • @derekjhpeterson3882
      @derekjhpeterson3882 2 года назад +15

      He was given a scholarship for college as an opera singer. He ended up with nodules on his vocal chords, had a surgery to remove them and then became a standup comedian. True story.

    • @lizziebkennedy7505
      @lizziebkennedy7505 2 года назад +6

      Trained classical singer.

  • @aussieboi784
    @aussieboi784 4 года назад +774

    "well I don't expect an Australian to understand freedom" if I had a dollar for every time an American has said this, I would have enough money to pay off the medical debt of 7 US families!

    • @dantwolalaplayz3222
      @dantwolalaplayz3222 4 года назад +10

      Do you have the fuckin wa mint mate

    • @TheGrifcannon22
      @TheGrifcannon22 3 года назад +48

      Nobody has that much money.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 3 года назад +3

      @@TheGrifcannon22 point taken!

    • @Vihara2
      @Vihara2 3 года назад +2

      @@dantwolalaplayz3222 no the chinese have that lol

    • @renatoruiz8534
      @renatoruiz8534 2 года назад +3

      This comment obviously was before AUS started building concentration camps. And citizens arrested over FB posts. Once a penal colony, always a penal colony.

  • @dellyt8927
    @dellyt8927 2 года назад +114

    As a Canadian I can vouch for the authenticity of his impression. Spot on, 10/10, absolutely dripping with maple syrup 🍁 🇨🇦 now I gotta go ride my polar bear to work

    • @macm2373
      @macm2373 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @patsquach4080
      @patsquach4080 2 года назад +1

      That was sooo. Good. But he didn’t mention that he was. SORRY. LOL.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 2 года назад

      Lower your ego flag will you for children's sake

    • @ktwashere5637
      @ktwashere5637 Год назад

      is it? He sounds Welsh to me.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 4 месяца назад

      You must be from the Prairies

  • @buckfuddy489
    @buckfuddy489 5 лет назад +241

    I LOVE how Jim Jeffries busts out the "American male accent" with such ease!!

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 2 года назад

      Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings for him is ok tho

    • @sallyward3652
      @sallyward3652 10 месяцев назад

      A craftsman indeed, he does 'posh' English and liberal Canadian equally accurately too but he tours globally a lot and becomes a barfly wherever he goes. He could claim buying around as a business expense for research purposes!

  • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
    @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 2 года назад +58

    This guy’s material gives me chills. Absolute genius

    • @deletesoon70
      @deletesoon70 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like he's got a good handle of bodily autonomy, something doubly relevant to free societies in the last few years.

    • @rbenoit1978
      @rbenoit1978 Год назад +1

      @@deletesoon70 I wonder what his stance on vaccine mandates are...?

    • @justsomeguy6474
      @justsomeguy6474 10 дней назад

      @@rbenoit1978 You mean the ones that we have had for 80 years?

    • @rbenoit1978
      @rbenoit1978 10 дней назад

      @@justsomeguy6474 Oh my sweet summer child...

    • @justsomeguy6474
      @justsomeguy6474 9 дней назад

      @@rbenoit1978 You didn't go to school without them. :)

  • @armyofninjas9055
    @armyofninjas9055 6 лет назад +948

    As a Dutch American, I can vouch for Holland's superiority is terms of freeness.

    • @mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926
      @mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926 5 лет назад +52

      Don´t you mean the Netherlands?

    • @mikewahnsinn567
      @mikewahnsinn567 5 лет назад +37

      @@mathiaskjeldgaardpetersen5926 probably second generation dutch american. so he's been through the american education system ...

    • @viikmaqic
      @viikmaqic 5 лет назад +23

      Yeah, its Netherlands. Holland is just a state/province

    • @KidNoah2012
      @KidNoah2012 5 лет назад +5

      Free to be the rudest people on the planet. Go live among the Dutch and tell me I'm wrong. If someone ever held a door open for another human being the entire nation would have a collective aneurysm.

    • @treydonbrouillette7000
      @treydonbrouillette7000 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty sure they don't have freedom of speech or right to bear arms

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 5 лет назад +236

    "The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy."
    -Rage against the machine

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 5 лет назад +7

      Aren't they the anti-establishment band that got really big and made a shitload of money off an X-factor boycott despite the fact that they were part of a record company which was at least partially owned by Simon Cowell? I always thought they should embrace the blunt honesty of their genre and call themselves "Part of the Machine".

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 5 лет назад +24

      @@aecides3203 rage against the machine is a band that has only ever advocated peaceful opposition to unjust laws, wars and policies that are made by the government. Those are Zach de la Rocha's words, the vocalist If you didn't know. They aren't anti establishment, they are anti corruption. They used the advantage of the record company to spread their message. You have to pay to play the game, its called life. Yeah it sucks, but if they were unwilling to sign to a label, they wouldn't have any way to perform and spread their message.

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 4 года назад +1

      :') LOVE

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 4 года назад

      @bandr They donated their share, not the record companies. I don't hate them or anything, I just don't think you can rage against the machine particularly hard while actively greasing it's cogs.

    • @swinephrog6428
      @swinephrog6428 3 года назад +4

      @@aecides3203 I think you’ll find they were already massive before the X factor thing.

  • @evolbars
    @evolbars 5 лет назад +517

    “So statically, in the Land of the Free! You have the least amount of free people” 😂hahaha

    • @lancewhitchurch512
      @lancewhitchurch512 4 года назад +3

      Statistically* this was probably auto correct....

    • @mahiralrafid7767
      @mahiralrafid7767 4 года назад +4

      And the name of the country is (united) states.............

    • @42apostate
      @42apostate 4 года назад +4

      ...and most of the rest *THINK* they're free.

    • @kesayo
      @kesayo 4 года назад +2

      Actually, you can assume that based on his data. You can only say the US has the most amount of non free people. The US obviously has more people who are not in prison than the total population of most countries.

    • @georgealin7472
      @georgealin7472 4 года назад +5

      @@kesayo if you put one in ten chinese in prison they still have more free people compared to half the countries in the world

  • @vicdeville5265
    @vicdeville5265 8 лет назад +3511

    Jim understands American culture better than Americans.

    • @vicdeville5265
      @vicdeville5265 8 лет назад +60

      unfortunately I'm from America but I consider myself a human being who is tired of imaginary lines defining who we are I'm actually from where Jim's at in this clip, Nashville TN.Im surprised he was so accepted there.Its full of close minded conservative assholes.

    • @Graemedico
      @Graemedico 7 лет назад +19

      that's what makes him so funny. ..

    • @JOHNMARCEY
      @JOHNMARCEY 7 лет назад +6

      Vic Deville Jim is a fucking sweaty doughy fuck ..his days are numbered

    • @joyl7842
      @joyl7842 6 лет назад +5

      *better than Americans do.

    • @pags44
      @pags44 6 лет назад +17

      john marcey you’re country is shit hahhahah

  • @shreyassuresh7924
    @shreyassuresh7924 5 лет назад +44

    This adds so much perspective...never even thought of stuff like this

    • @arthurneddysmith
      @arthurneddysmith 5 лет назад +5

      Shreyas Suresh -How? How can you have "never even thought of stuff like this"? Don't you wonder about the words in your national anthem or the aspects of your nation that you treasure and whether they match reality? I'm honestly stunned at this.

    • @desertcoastmusic4849
      @desertcoastmusic4849 5 лет назад +2

      @@arthurneddysmith You're stunned? You do realize that the lyrics were written in the 1800's, do you not? It's basically, now, just a tribute; so get a grip.

    • @jystardustfan7170
      @jystardustfan7170 4 года назад +1

      arthurneddysmith stfu u pretentious fuck

    • @Xihrzah
      @Xihrzah 2 месяца назад

      and thats a true murican: dumb and proud of it! xD

  • @cloudy7292
    @cloudy7292 3 года назад +10

    "or a heavy sleeper" just absolutely wrecked me hahaha 😂🤣

  • @dappermanphoto
    @dappermanphoto 3 года назад +90

    As an American. I stand by everthing you've said during this segment. Any that decline to accept this, just know. You are part of the problem.

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 4 года назад +15

    "If anyone deserves a beer..." ROFLOL!!! Great line!

  • @Deathnote2539
    @Deathnote2539 5 лет назад +30

    I'm moving to Holland but yeah Canada is dope I live in b.c and we'll a year ago we had to help my grandfather die because he was in so much pain and I'm glad we could do that for him

  • @nicky560
    @nicky560 5 лет назад +21

    This guy has been on fire for many years. Right on like always

  • @BradiKal61
    @BradiKal61 5 лет назад +83

    we need foreigners like Jim Jeffries to come and show us how self contradicting we are in America

    • @obrheadcyclinggnome
      @obrheadcyclinggnome 4 года назад +4

      Like John Oliver

    • @silverwindspirit
      @silverwindspirit 4 года назад +6

      But us Americans hate hearing about our faults. You know why? MURICA!
      Sadly that's the mentality in the U.S.

    • @azynkron
      @azynkron 4 года назад +1

      ..in USA. America is the continent. We are fine with the remaining 75%.

    • @beback_
      @beback_ 4 года назад +1

      @@silverwindspirit No to be fair Americans are quite self critical and I think that's great.

    • @abej9790
      @abej9790 2 года назад +2

      @@beback_ Yeah but self critical in a self absorbed way. They usually don't like inputs from the outsiders.

  • @jameschatwick5754
    @jameschatwick5754 6 месяцев назад +3

    74 year old black Vietnam veteran. Damn Jim! There you go with that logic shit. ❤ ☮️ & happiness. 😎

  • @shidmehr
    @shidmehr 6 лет назад +142

    I love the way he talks about some ugly, painful truth! Coming from where people fight for freedom every single day to Australia, I find him amazingly smart ! He sees the world as it is! So far away of prejudice!
    Come back to Australia Jimmy! You are fantastic! 😁😁😁

    • @Jimmeh_B
      @Jimmeh_B 4 года назад +1

      No.
      Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue".
      Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward.
      I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... ruclips.net/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/видео.html
      He can stay out.

    • @henryguhoh1669
      @henryguhoh1669 4 года назад +1

      @@Jimmeh_B Lol fuck him too

    • @tigergutt93
      @tigergutt93 4 года назад +2

      He's autistic and sees it the logical reasonably way. Which also makes him extremely funny xD

  • @vincentalexander5242
    @vincentalexander5242 6 лет назад +370

    His american accent is on point

    • @thefrightful9303
      @thefrightful9303 5 лет назад +10

      It's not a difficult accent if English is your first language...

    • @hinglemccringleberry8193
      @hinglemccringleberry8193 5 лет назад +6

      Vincent Alexander it’s easy to do, all you have to do is talk clear and concise

    • @cappsbriley
      @cappsbriley 4 года назад

      Talkin the RIGHT way.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 года назад +11

      its not hard, just make sure the tone is patronizing, ignorant, and self-righteously pissed off.
      anyone who's been around Americans for very long can do it. They just don't because who would want to sound like that?

    • @nettoyagedelamaison9557
      @nettoyagedelamaison9557 4 года назад

      j v
      You probably have a ugly voice. Jealous?

  • @Matthew-ut6ed
    @Matthew-ut6ed 2 года назад +183

    Thank you, Jim, for stating some truths. America's obsession with thinking they are the only "free people" on the planet is something that really pisses off the rest of the world...

    • @haidengeary8277
      @haidengeary8277 2 года назад +2

      Go to the UK and insult someone on social media, see how much freedom you have, when you're going to court for insulting someone. Yeah, this shit didnt age well, did it?

    • @Adogsmate4267
      @Adogsmate4267 2 года назад +7

      No-one is completely free, complete freedom would be a disaster.

    • @Iguana6841
      @Iguana6841 2 года назад +9

      @@haidengeary8277 lol what, the original comment is only arguing against the etnhocentric idea that the U.S is the most free country in the world.

    • @Alacard0malley
      @Alacard0malley Год назад

      Give me back the tax money we spent subsidizing your freedom 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @ickabob
      @ickabob Год назад +1

      SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY FREEDOM!!! AMERICA#1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @manahchakshu835
    @manahchakshu835 5 лет назад +75

    “If anyone deserves a beer” 😂😂😂😂

  • @stuarthamilton2739
    @stuarthamilton2739 5 лет назад +667

    It's a scary world we live in, where Comenidans make sense and Poloticians's talk shite!

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 5 лет назад +24

      Comedians have always made sense. Otherwise they wouldn't be funny.

    • @michaelfarrell4824
      @michaelfarrell4824 5 лет назад +5

      It's an unoriginal world we live in when this tired old shit is said by dozens of people on every comedy video out there

    • @af8511
      @af8511 5 лет назад +2

      comedy is a way of coping with a form of hopeless opression or situations imo

    • @Heedfulconch3
      @Heedfulconch3 5 лет назад +2

      Comedians exist to take the piss out of everything, to put it all in context. Apparently in some ancient cultures, they could not have children for they had the power to depose lords through satire alone.
      Comedians and Satirists were once considered too powerful to procreate.
      I can understand it

    • @blackvegetable563
      @blackvegetable563 5 лет назад +1

      COYS!

  • @JohnDoe-zf2or
    @JohnDoe-zf2or 6 лет назад +550

    IF ANYONE DESERVES A BEER! Its the girl with 10 loads on her face 😂😂😂😂

  • @Raizay8723
    @Raizay8723 5 лет назад +23

    He spoke nothing but the truth! My favorite clip of his.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 2 года назад

      Utter nonsense comment nothing's free

    • @chantalfinn6173
      @chantalfinn6173 Год назад +1

      @@matimus100 smiles at Macdonald's

  • @MsChestnutter1
    @MsChestnutter1 3 года назад +11

    "I heard someone's giving up on life eh?" in the most casual voice I've ever heard

  • @akuseru2116
    @akuseru2116 6 лет назад +459

    The land of the freeeee
    And the home of the slaaaves

    • @dreambeliever5150
      @dreambeliever5150 6 лет назад +13

      @wirgsen
      Your just convinced you are not a slave.. The west is just better at brainwashing its citizens.

    • @kaliburawy2516
      @kaliburawy2516 5 лет назад +8

      dream believer that’s something a commie would say

    • @Hello_there_obi
      @Hello_there_obi 5 лет назад +6

      Oh pull your head out of your ass. Most of the slaves went to Africa and the Middle east and they practiced slavery long after the west abolished it. Slaves were all over the world.

    • @jonablob117
      @jonablob117 5 лет назад +11

      @@kaliburawy2516 Oh sorry there JimBob. How's the south rising again comin along there sonny boy?

    • @413benmc
      @413benmc 5 лет назад +9

      Gotta love how a guy named himself "A Patriotic American" and has a confederate flag as his pic. You can't make this shit up. 'Murica.

  • @CarmenSanata
    @CarmenSanata 4 года назад +32

    He reminds me of your drunk buddy who suddenly becomes hella inspirational when plastered hahahaha

  • @siuealangi9624
    @siuealangi9624 5 лет назад +69

    You're saying what 99percent of humans want to say but don't have the guts to say. Thank you Jim.

  • @groundzero7470
    @groundzero7470 3 года назад +4

    I wish i could like this more then once...

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 2 года назад +31

    Jim, you are a brilliant comedian. You make me laugh every time, even with clips I've watched before. You are also insightful and make excellent points in your comedy. All of that said, since when do you have such a good singing voice?!

  • @johnsean8491
    @johnsean8491 2 года назад +6

    Lmao! As a Canadian, he nailed the Canadian Hoser!!

  • @jwholp
    @jwholp 4 года назад +9

    "if anyone deserves a beer!...You seem like a fun girl, or a heavy sleeper. " I dies at you b'y

  • @samuelatienzo4627
    @samuelatienzo4627 5 лет назад +13

    0:45 - *Randy Marsh* from South Park just came his pants 😂😂😂

  • @KingdomCome257
    @KingdomCome257 4 года назад +6

    That Canadian Doctor bit had me in stitches XD

  • @spiritualmaven
    @spiritualmaven 4 года назад +6

    I’m an American,& I think Jim understands perfectly lol! And I love when he does the accent!

  • @59bulldogman
    @59bulldogman 8 лет назад +41

    Come back Jim. Do a gig in Melbourne. I will be there with bells on.

    • @Nootfall
      @Nootfall 7 лет назад

      Same

    • @jasonchengxu
      @jasonchengxu 6 лет назад

      Totally agree.

    • @Kcoop215
      @Kcoop215 5 лет назад

      Melbourne!

    • @Jimmeh_B
      @Jimmeh_B 4 года назад

      I wouldn't. He's a sellout.
      Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue". Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward. I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... ruclips.net/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/видео.html

  • @nicksundby
    @nicksundby 3 года назад +57

    Years ago we laughed at comedians and listened to politicians. Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians.

    • @kmizanfauzi7291
      @kmizanfauzi7291 2 года назад +3

      and now we copy "quotes" from the internet and post it as a comment

    • @c.b.jersey7304
      @c.b.jersey7304 Год назад

      Yes sir 👏

    • @silverfazer8290
      @silverfazer8290 Год назад

      @@kmizanfauzi7291 and also who ever actually listened to a politician lol

  • @larrabeejl
    @larrabeejl 5 лет назад +18

    His American accent caught me off guard. He did an excellent impression.

  • @parklands9739
    @parklands9739 6 лет назад +48

    Haha Jim got it right about South Africa. I’m from there and it’s real stuffed. Luckily I’m now in Australia and it’s real good.

    • @thatguy-kt6ks
      @thatguy-kt6ks 5 лет назад +1

      Declan Vorster lucky bastard I'm still stuck in this hell hole

    • @craigtenblakeway8918
      @craigtenblakeway8918 5 лет назад +1

      En ek werk en bly in China. Groete

    • @abemccluskey5846
      @abemccluskey5846 5 лет назад +1

      You got the golden ticket my friend!

    • @genie674
      @genie674 5 лет назад +1

      I'm Australian and believe more South Africans should be allowed to emigrate. The country is in a mess. I'm sorry for the people.

    • @guythompson1616
      @guythompson1616 5 лет назад +1

      SA still amazing & cape town still the best city in the world. & my thousands of friends from all over the world agree with me.

  • @moadevisser2259
    @moadevisser2259 4 года назад +7

    As a dutch person ( a person from holland) i demand we be calles the land of the free hahah the first time i smoked weed i was 15 and we did it outside in a public park where police were always checking

    • @moadevisser2259
      @moadevisser2259 4 года назад +2

      @Jim The Raspberry yeahh it sucks i saw a video yesterday of a girl from the us not even knowing that canada was attached to the us

  • @slimpickins9482
    @slimpickins9482 3 года назад +4

    Jim is the best American ever.i know he’s from Australia

  • @Gmoviesmoothie
    @Gmoviesmoothie 4 года назад +19

    "If anyone deserves a beer...!"
    Hear hear!

  • @tigergutt93
    @tigergutt93 4 года назад +12

    What can he actually sing and high such a high note, almost perfect? I am ashocked and amazed. You a boss mate. :D

    • @derekjhpeterson3882
      @derekjhpeterson3882 2 года назад

      He was given a scholarship for college as an opera singer. He ended up with nodules on his vocal chords, had a surgery to remove them and then became a standup comedian. True story.

  • @druidswillow1052
    @druidswillow1052 2 года назад +5

    What I love about Jim Jefferies is he makes some seriously profound points whilst making you piss yourself, Top Bloke Australia should be proud Love from UK

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 2 года назад

      Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings for him is ok tho

    • @druidswillow1052
      @druidswillow1052 2 года назад

      @@matimus100 Seriously? I'm Straight but if you're Homophobic you need to have a word with yourself? Lot's of Love from the UK 😍❤️😍

    • @cataclysmic1999
      @cataclysmic1999 Год назад

      @@matimus100 you need friends

  • @marcweeks9178
    @marcweeks9178 4 года назад +32

    Some wise person once defined a nation as "a group of people united by a mistaken view of their past and a hatred for their neighbors."

  • @MrThomasbenton
    @MrThomasbenton 4 года назад +2

    I Was Honored To Work On The Jim Jefferies Show Here In Hollywood !!! Very Smart And Creative Business Man !!!!

  • @biggav7434
    @biggav7434 4 месяца назад +1

    I love America. I love the freedoms we USED to have.. just love it.

  • @conors4430
    @conors4430 4 года назад +24

    I always thought the holding of the note at a baseball game so everyone could orgasm in the stands was satire, and then I went to a major league game in the states. It was fucking scary

  • @edrowland4614
    @edrowland4614 4 года назад +9

    Free, what an interesting word. Great stuff. He is so good and so right.

  • @Skywalker67897
    @Skywalker67897 4 года назад +20

    I can’t believe the audience was laughing while he was telling them the sad truths about us. Many a truth is said in jest.

  • @andreabarone7464
    @andreabarone7464 3 года назад +2

    absolute freedom doesn't exists, without rules there's only chaos

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 5 месяцев назад +1

    "...the land you got for freeeee;
    Built on the bones
    Of dead braves...”

  • @raine420
    @raine420 4 года назад +9

    Canada🥰his accent was on point😂

  • @TPW56
    @TPW56 10 месяцев назад +5

    As a South African I can honestly agree with his statement of our beautifully fucked country...

  • @jacekczuba4145
    @jacekczuba4145 8 лет назад +137

    Like usually - bullseye. Just in the centre of absurd and hypocrisy. I watched it with a smile on my face :)

  • @swyxTV
    @swyxTV 2 года назад +2

    “You seem like a fun girl… or a heavy sleeper”. I JUST got that

  • @karenshepherd4389
    @karenshepherd4389 2 года назад +2

    This is not only comic genius, but just plain genius. Bravo friend!

  • @victoroduor3915
    @victoroduor3915 4 года назад +13

    ''IF ANYONE DESERVES A BEER ...''

  • @memphisluke3574
    @memphisluke3574 2 года назад +3

    As a dutchman , i support this video

  • @Magnusfication
    @Magnusfication 3 года назад +5

    As a Dutch guy i can confirm this story as accurate. We call it friday.

  • @stevest1300
    @stevest1300 2 года назад +2

    His Canadian death machine bit was priceless.
    I'm Canadian. He sounded just like my neighbour (yes that's how you spell neighbour).
    Oh wait. He sounded just like me.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 года назад

      Pfft. I'm from Manitoba, and I don't know *anyone* who speaks like that, except when we're imitating Bob and Doug McKenzie. LOL

  • @vicsanchez5100
    @vicsanchez5100 3 месяца назад +1

    yeah Jim Jefferies is one of the few that has said it like it is...respect

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 4 года назад +8

    As a proud Canadian, I can say that JJ nails that Canadian accent!

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical 3 года назад

      Yeah, in a sorta middle of the prairies way I guess....

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 3 года назад

      @@FurtiveSkeptical Just in general lol.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical 3 года назад

      @@ChandlerSomborac Fair enough heh. Cheers.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 2 года назад

      Sounds like a small Albertan town accent to me, clearly not the rest.

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 2 года назад

      @@bobbiusshadow6985 We sound the same across the country. Except for Quebec and Newfoundland of course hehe.😏

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 5 лет назад +506

    He forgot to mention one more thing, America is so free that anyone who is 18 can get an assault weapon, but can't buy beer.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 5 лет назад +31

      So true - not only can't BUY it but can't carry it most places! Last summer I was at a local liquor store and a guy and his son were buying beer and snacks, and I live in an open carry state. The cashier told them the son could not carry any beer to their car, and he had a pistol in a holster on his hip! They were nice, and went along, but they did mention how silly it was that this kid could own and carry a deadly weapon, but could not help carry their beer out to the car.

    • @Guy-cs8yj
      @Guy-cs8yj 5 лет назад +7

      That’s because firearm carry permits are regulated by state law, while alcohol is regulated by federal statutes. You’ll notice quite an interstate variance regarding guns, but uniformity with alcohol.

    • @BangMaster96
      @BangMaster96 5 лет назад +34

      @@Guy-cs8yj Doesn't matter, its still retarded as shit

    • @hyunkim4351
      @hyunkim4351 5 лет назад +7

      Very simple. The alcohol industry doesn't do a good job lobbying as the NRA does. Imagine they start spending like the NRA. We'll have to age limits

    • @mvburke331
      @mvburke331 5 лет назад +8

      Guy that’s actually not strictly true. The drinking age is also up to the state’s, but the federal government decided a long time ago that, if states didn’t set their age at 21, they’d withhold federal money from highway and other transportation funds, etc. So, while it’s true that the federal government is influencing the age, they don’t strictly control it legally.
      Same concept, though. The federal government doesn’t seem to care what you do about guns, but they feel the need to get involved with alcohol 🙄

  • @AmirSamani
    @AmirSamani 5 лет назад +3

    7 min of pure Truth, The LEGEND Jim Jefferies Gives you a test of freedodome!!!

  • @roflcopterkklol
    @roflcopterkklol 8 лет назад +201

    No idea why you turned rating off Jim, all of the videos of your stuff always has 99% positive feedback mate

    • @biganus2529
      @biganus2529 7 лет назад +15

      I don't think it's jim that actualy uploads these videos might be some manager or something

    • @elienader480
      @elienader480 7 лет назад +3

      actually this special wasnt very good. His other material is better

    • @jeremiahdavis7904
      @jeremiahdavis7904 5 лет назад +13

      He turned off the rating so that all the triggered patriot slaves couldn't downvote the page to oblivion

    • @Jimmeh_B
      @Jimmeh_B 4 года назад +1

      Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of "true blue".
      Jim Lefty's is a pussycat and a coward.
      I used to be a fan, and then he shit on a fellow Aussie who actually has some nuts. Then he did this... ruclips.net/video/SF8ws5QN5S0/видео.html
      That might have something to do with it.

    • @sushanalone
      @sushanalone 3 года назад +1

      BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING GIANT!!

  • @reagan3846
    @reagan3846 5 лет назад +10

    Hello from South Africa 😂

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 5 лет назад +8

    Fun fact: by the statistics from the Human Freedom Index, the top ten most free countries in the world are New Zealand, Switzerland, Hong Kong, Australia, Canada, Holland, Denmark, Ireland, the United Kingdom and Finland.
    USA ranks at 17th place, tied with Sweden.

    • @sandyhogue7626
      @sandyhogue7626 5 лет назад

      Not to totally disagree with the Human Freedom Index, but last time I checked, Hong Kong was not a country.

    • @cabrakistan.
      @cabrakistan. 5 лет назад

      Free Bird dude fact check what do they use to measure freedom and then produce a list out of that??

    • @thegrmcrckr488
      @thegrmcrckr488 2 года назад

      I think with Coronavirus, Australia and New Zealand are last in Freedom.

  • @nicholasbiddle7893
    @nicholasbiddle7893 2 года назад +16

    He's speaking out loud every frustration I've been suffering for my entire life in America in a pos red state

    • @abej9790
      @abej9790 2 года назад

      it's not just red states, blue states have their own madness.

  • @ThePunikaTV
    @ThePunikaTV 4 года назад +41

    I live in Germany and gun control is extremly strict. But you can still own a gun. You have to do actual training and you need permits and you need to be evaluated. If you then buy a gun you have to keep it at home, you can't walk around with it in public.
    So basicly we have a very dangerous and deadly object that can only be used after you have done some thorough tests and even then the use of it is restricted. And for some reason a lot of people have a problem with that even though that's exactly how a fuck ton of things are handled.
    I mean, have you never heard of fucking cars for example?
    Of course we need restriction on dangerous and deadly things especially when the whole purpose of said thing is to be fucking deadly! You don't buy a car to kill people with it and there are still a ton of restrictions, so of fucking course we need restrictions on guns, the sole purpose of which is to hurt people!

    • @monkeyddizze
      @monkeyddizze 4 года назад +2

      Well ok but how the fuck did u get to that monologue he didn't even mention guns xD

    • @silverwindspirit
      @silverwindspirit 4 года назад +4

      @@monkeyddizze Jim Jefferies does do a bit on guns in America. Look for his bit on gun control-it's somewhere on youtube

    • @ThePunikaTV
      @ThePunikaTV 4 года назад +3

      @@monkeyddizze I guess I commented on the wrong video then lol.
      I was on a Jim Jeffries binge and at some point he talked about gun control. I got it mixed up then.

    • @JP-pp2tn
      @JP-pp2tn 4 года назад +1

      that's what america needs to do

    • @ThePunikaTV
      @ThePunikaTV 4 года назад

      @@zach2733 Good for you.

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 Год назад

    "if ANYONE deserves a beer" **face shaking with conviction**

  • @mikejaqua4604
    @mikejaqua4604 Год назад +1

    I loved his Canadian impression. 😂 ❤

  • @Trefan9999
    @Trefan9999 5 лет назад +73

    -How do you have the biggest porn industry, when prostitution is illegal?
    -Because you *have to film it* to make it legal.
    Aaaah. They know what they're doing.

    • @mattw6399
      @mattw6399 4 года назад +4

      I have never understood this either it's like the ones who have money can do it, but not the ones struggling to pay their bills, and feed her kids can't. It's so backwards.

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 3 года назад

      @@mattw6399 People in porn do it to pay their bills too. I doubt many choose it as a career option when they're spoilt for choice.

    • @mattw6399
      @mattw6399 3 года назад

      @@ExternalInputs i see what u mean, i just thought it might be restrictive 4 those who r not in

  • @nickswartzfager3928
    @nickswartzfager3928 5 лет назад +15

    IF ANYONE deserves a BEER ...😂

  • @tankjr84
    @tankjr84 Год назад +4

    Americans are so free that we cant walk down the sidewalk while drinking a beer.

  • @mrjackelbox4418
    @mrjackelbox4418 3 года назад +2

    100% agree

  • @CartoonHero1986
    @CartoonHero1986 3 года назад +2

    Love that Jim's Canadian accent is just David Foley talking with a thick accent.

  • @callumhudson3931
    @callumhudson3931 5 лет назад +14

    The Canadian accent tho😂

  • @rhianc7347
    @rhianc7347 5 лет назад +20

    I get 7 weeks paid vacation in England. Think we have more freedom, less hours working

    • @TRPGpilot
      @TRPGpilot 5 лет назад +3

      I always laugh at thier 10 working days of holiday, from which sick days must be taken, yet they think they are a land of opportunity lol

    • @keithroy7884
      @keithroy7884 5 лет назад

      In USA, last full time job I had, before semi retirement, I had 4 weeks vacation, plus 12 PDO (Personal Days Off), plus 10 paid Holidays.

    • @keithroy7884
      @keithroy7884 5 лет назад

      Ask Tommy Robinson how free the UK is.

    • @TRPGpilot
      @TRPGpilot 5 лет назад +2

      @@keithroy7884 Not sure if you are just having a laugh but Stephen Yaxley-Lennon ( the person who goes by the made up name of "Tommy Robinson") is a nobody over there in the UK, just a convivted football thug . . .

    • @rhianc7347
      @rhianc7347 5 лет назад

      Keith Roy well I guess your one of the lucky ones. Did you travel abroad on holiday?

  • @danieltaylor9459
    @danieltaylor9459 4 года назад +8

    I’ve enjoyed his show, but haven’t watched much of his stand up.
    This was REAL good. Especially the point regarding the highest incarceration rate out of all the free nations.

  • @ComradeStiv
    @ComradeStiv 2 года назад +2

    Every show is like a frikkin sociology master class. I won't surprised if some uni awards him an honorary degree one day

  • @MarkSibthorpe-yg8zu
    @MarkSibthorpe-yg8zu Месяц назад

    I love the US and come regularly from the UK but this is exactly how we see things

  • @samosapikora9169
    @samosapikora9169 4 года назад +18

    A good humor has a bit of joke in it, the rest is just truth.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 2 года назад

      Utter nonsense comment not true

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 4 года назад +4

    Best Canadian accent ever

  • @randomContentHere93228
    @randomContentHere93228 4 года назад +62

    Love the fact the dude who wasn’t even born in America, knows America more then Americans

    • @axnjxn91
      @axnjxn91 4 года назад +1

      Love the fact that you dove headfirst into this and proved the point JJ is making.

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 2 года назад

      Easy lover

    • @randomContentHere93228
      @randomContentHere93228 2 года назад

      @@axnjxn91 thats the fucking joke...

  • @Thwar112
    @Thwar112 5 лет назад +2

    The last line.. OH MY GOD I died laughing

  • @praisethestar8275
    @praisethestar8275 3 года назад +1

    That sir, was amazing

  • @jhonhall928
    @jhonhall928 5 лет назад +33

    He's as crude as Andrew dice Clay but he goes to the library first and dazzles us with statistics. Well done.

    • @cabrakistan.
      @cabrakistan. 5 лет назад

      jhon hall the statistics are misleading because he doesn’t adjust for population or demographics

    • @a146e
      @a146e 3 года назад +6

      He said 1%, percentage doesn't need adjustment. Americans are not good at maths either, eh?

  • @Shellacious
    @Shellacious 5 лет назад +3

    That Canadian impression is the best Canadian impression I've ever heard lmfao
    Source: canadian

  • @brpitrepeters7983
    @brpitrepeters7983 4 года назад +13

    As a Canadian i have to admit some of us talk and act like this. I think we get hit on the head too much with hockey sticks and fisticuffs and such.
    Ehhhhhh???

  • @georgealerits1689
    @georgealerits1689 5 лет назад +2

    I love the Canadian impression (LOL)

  • @dc_fuzz
    @dc_fuzz Год назад +1

    that is fkn gold, man! I love seeing a fellow aussie roast the guts out of america to a room full of yanks. Comedy gold I tells ya!

  • @Sodomis666
    @Sodomis666 4 года назад +7

    What good is your freedom, if you have to fear being mugged after a drunk night out? My definition of freedom is to be able to crawl home from the party... and to keep all of my stuff. I've lived in countries that have no freedom at all... and were so piss poor, they couldn't even afford police or jails, yet I always made it home safe... crawling. I wouldn't try that shit in the US though. I am sure I get arrested.

  • @anthonyluciano288
    @anthonyluciano288 5 лет назад +3

    This is so sad but true 100 FUCKING PERCENT TRUE💯🥃 I love this type of comedy it’s so real and people in general hate facts they can’t stand truth KEEP EM COMIN JIM THE BEST COMEDIAN TO EVER LIVE💯

  • @8698gil
    @8698gil 5 лет назад +7

    That Canadian accent definitely sounded more like eastern Maine like in Fargo. It didn’t really sound Canadian but it was still funny.

  • @TinaGoldberg
    @TinaGoldberg Год назад +1

    So incredibly brilliant.

  • @TheJoergenDK
    @TheJoergenDK 4 года назад

    I did NOT know that Jim Jeffries has a musical ear. But the perfech pitch made to sound easy proves it. Gotta love'im!