Jim Jefferies -- Atheism and Dead Babies -- Fully Functional
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2015
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Comedian Jim Jefferies discusses the irony of being an atheist and a godparent to three children.
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"Heavens just filled with -kicks- fuckin dead babies" I lost all my shit. 😹😹😹😹
"fakin" :D
By far the best part
I love how it looked like he was going to apologize and all, but instead he took another leap even deeper. = )))
"Now that I have this new sunny disposition" lol
I'm a Christian and when I hear Christian people say things like "if you don't baptize" your child, and they die, they won't get into Heaven'"..... I become far more understanding of why you're an atheist.
ffryan that‘s a big oof😂
come to the dark side my child
@@pizzajeanz4410 more like an empty void
EL Davey troll level: Amateur
@@pizzajeanz4410 it ain't trolling if its true
Im getting flashbacks to the time he told this joke at a show and a lady who just had a miscarriage cracked the shits. Jim replied with "well at least you got to keep your figure"
He talks bout that on newer show😲
Its prob not the most offensive thing hes said either
That’s what I’m trying to find a clip of 😂
What does cracked the shits mean?
@@pollypockets508 It means getting upset...angry....shitty.
Jefferies is right about atheists. When you become an atheist when you are young, you are pissed off at for being lied to. I was that way. Now I've been an atheist for 25 years. So now, I just sit back and laugh and religious people and atheist too.
I never spent enough time being fed BS to hate them for that. It's that, when I realized GOD was BS at a young age, I was immediately castigated and abused. That makes you a prick back at 'em.
byron2521 atheists only lie to them selves denying God to sin all they want and just so they can be a prick about it and pretend to be smarter than everyone even though atheists liberals flat earthers and anti vaxers are all on the bottom half of the IQ charts they want to seem more educated than the rest of us. Listen to a flat earther talk and an atheist talk and you hear them using a lot of the same stupid arguments to justify there points. For example flat earthers are like "it's a conspiracy and were being lied to by the government and nasa" and atheists are like "it's a conspiracy propagated by the churches throughout centuries" and no matter how much logic or reason you use most likely you will never turn an atheist or a flat earther or a democrat or an anti vaxer as they are dumb. Prove me wrong by believing or prove me right by choosing to remain the flat earthers of God but either way I'm staying faithful
@@LucasFernandez-fk8se isn't it written in the bible that the earth is flat, held up at the corners, not moving, protected by a dome? Are you one of those Roman made religion followers, who don't read the bible, have no clue of the 608 rules of God and believe he is so kind, while he cursed woman, made her to be subservient to her husband whom she is to worship and he is to worship God. The God who killed babies, made rules covering selling ones daughter as a sex slave, gave stories about how it's better to have a woman be raped all night than a man, then the man walks over her in the morning, telling her to get up. This can go on forever, with this gracious God of yours and the pagan mixed religion you follow, celebrating pagan holidays and traditions, because some pope in the 300's made them stories of this brown arab jew, that was given a made up name in the 1600' jesus. Who after Constantine made his likeness as the christ and now you have a white guy named jesus who doesn't follow Judaism and celebrations for him on pagan holidays. Low IQ for sure. No nothing of your own religion, because you are to dumb to read.
@benjamin aucoin know how to shut a religious person up? Study there religion, know more than they ever would and use their what they believe as some wonderful gracious god book against them. Took a few years, of work, as much as the book contradicts it's own writings and how disgustingly mean there god is, it gives me a laugh as they scurry away from there comments, as they were made out the fool that they are
@@LucasFernandez-fk8se show everyone your intellect, calling people pejorative names, when this is part of your religion, the writings of the bible. Are you so moot to your religion, that you know nothing about blasphemy, if you said the earth was anything other than what the bible said it was "flat" did you know the term Christian was a pejorative term? The Greeks made it up, to make fun of those who followed Paul's made up scriptures. Believing in the brown Arab jew as the christ. Stupid people either side and you fit in the top of the I'll informed, believe what you were told, cant read mate, is that it?
"Digging a hole with a stick" has to be a nod to the late great George Carlin. If it is, my respect for Jim just went through the roof.
What reference? Could you clarify that for me?
No in the start of this How he says that you can tell who’s a retard If your fighting a hole in the garden
Or earlier in the show...
ruclips.net/video/G-HB6uPTLUY/видео.html
It almost has to be. If ure a standup comedian in the 21st century and u havent watched every George Carlin performance 20 times then u aint worth ur weight in garbage
Lol pretty late reply to this but yes I believe it is, jim has cited carlin as one of his influences growing up
jim jeffries should be more popular
Derek Marcucci i agree
Derek Marcucci he definitely is now
Derek Marcucci he has his own show now
I just know about him after watching him on comedy central. I love his comedy style.
He is a fraudulent piece of trash
Great Carlin reference about digging a hole with a stick.
Not sure about that. It was definitely a callback to a previous joke about IQ though
I think he was Actually Referencing himself from an old joke.
I never noticed that!!
@@notquitemytempo1353 it was both actually
@@AttilaTheHut710no it’s both it’s a famous bit by George about religion
Let's not act like these babies didn't know what they did. :D
this guy could have been my best friend to have a drink with !
Savage...
I don't know what's funnier, Jim or the offended christians in the comments.
Max G lmao right?!
Haha! Offended Christians, definitely! They get so riled up.
ear hear
Jim the Islamophobe!!If you haven’t seen it yet,check out Avi Yeminis page.
You are, for thinking this wanker is funny
Theres some truth to what Jim is saying here.
Christianity has some very fucked up implications, but its not the individual Christian's fault as they were assailed with the religion before they could define right and wrong on their own.
+EdMcStinko It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true.
EdMcStinko stop justifying human's stupidity. If there was no christianity, there definitely would've been something else, because people are generally dumb as shit, 95% of them anyway.
religion does not help much to most people....... but it killed millions
Yeah, I find it ironic that Christians scream "inDocTrinAtIon" when evolution _(Which is a real thing)_ is taught in schools, but then turn around and raise kids in churches for their entire lives! Of course Derrick will believe there's a God when you teach them everything else is heresy from the moment they were born, Karen! 🤣
No need to keep perpetuating.
Jim and bill hicks would have got on like a church on fire 👍
DutchAtheistLoVeS AmerikanSweeetHeart Well, if we're gonna call this a party, then we've gotta invite Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr, and Tim Minchin. Maybe Bill Maher too when he's not being a pretentious shit.
haha. i like this comedian and i like that comedian so, therefore, they are guaranteed to like each other. genius.
d smith -lol. brilliant.
This comment is funnier after Notre Dame caught on gire🤣
That pause before continuing the joke, was epic.
timing is everything.
I just can't stop watching Jim's videos since I saw the first one. Very cool now that I started doing stand up comedy too!!
Camilo Gaviria
Do you have videos too ?!
Yes that’s awesome, u have any videos yet?
Experience 4 somethings wrong with your Troll bot
@@kmathis0009 Welp
Good luck man best wishes to ya
I LOVE YOU JIM JEFFERIES!
Why have i never seen this guy before? Oh that's right , i have been living under a rock. 👍💯👋👋👋👋👋👋
It's true. Becoming an atheist is much like process of grieving. Anger is a part of the process and it isn't unjustified.
I was never angry about it. Being an Atheist has always been a happy, calming thing for me. But, I can understand the anger, especially if they came from a catholic childhood, as I did.
Heavy. On the nose. Saw him live around '15 or '16 at foxwoods, loved every second.
My boyfriend and I just had a discussion on whether or not Jim Jeffries would be a good godfather to our non-existent future child. We are atheists...
Got to see him in Boston a couple years back. Guy next to me put his feet up on the stage several times jim almost stopped the show.
"Digging a hole with a stick" A fantastic little nod to the late Carlin. 👌👌
yeah that was a reference
Saw him live, he's brilliant
This bloke is a legend... Get rid of religion problem solved.
Tell that to Islam & see how far you get.
God damn brilliant and happy f.. ing Easter!!
LOL!👏
Ok... I was already a fan, but this bit is just fantastic... love it!
Jim is always, always , spot on ,....any subject😀
Preachers lie in church all the time....why can't I?
Never been angry about it - I do get annoyed when people try to 'save' me or try to frighten me into 'going back' to religion 'youre going to burn!' etc
Agreed. I've never been angry about it. On the contrary, being an Atheist makes me quite happy.
Same for covid.
I remember the moment I became an atheist.... when I went to church and didn’t feel the presence of god.... but, I feel it in nature
I remember when I became an Atheist... after I read the entire bible cover to cover and realized why they only talk about certain parts in church. There is some sick shit in that book.
I thought about it for a few seconds
@@chrissanto Like what?
@@eltondelcid3672 Shall I start with the incest? How about the murder of babies? The endorsement of slavery? It's a long list.
how about we all stop being anal about what he says and just enjoy cuz this is comedy gold!
But I like anal?
@@scottbrown6505 There's always one
I have a better idea. lets not even care about the people that are offended. fuck them.
Ducactus there’s more than one of us.
Aren't we all born atheists, untill some preacher baptizes us with religious chains
I don't ever remember believing in a "higher being", except Jim that is.
I've been an atheist for decades. It still pisses me off when I hear a religious person start spouting their lies without even realizing how they contradict themselves and reality proves them wrong every day. They are intolerant and hateful. That's what pisses me off. They claim to be just the opposite of what they are. They lie about everythng!
Honestly I don't care either way best thing in my life was when I was in catholic school favorite thing in the bible was train up a child in the way he shall go and he shall not depart from it because that holds true but I my self went with spiritualism I don't like forced religion it's a joke but I don't argue I don't have time for the drama man some times I question them like why do you think that ? Or how come
@@toxictophat4194 And you are almost as delusional as the catholics or any other religious person. Spiritualism is just religion without a church. It is equally wrong and equally delusional. But it is easier to step away from as you learn the actual truth, if you are willing to actually learn.
@@mephistounderwood4917 Sounds like someone isn't going to heaven
@@franktastical7512 HAHA! Funny. No one goes to heaven. There's the real joke.
Mephisto Underwood if no one stands for the likes of you sure, enjoy your stay in hell
That pedophile in a dress joke at the end was one of the funniest things I have heard in my entire fucking life!!! 😂😂😂😂
You need to get our more.
That might be the hardest comedy I've ever seen !
Jim is a comedy Genius!
absolutely agree!!!
That's rough dude. I can't help but laughing though.
Love you Jim Jefferies
The best part about comedy is when the crowd gets offended and goes quiet ,that makes me laugh more than the joke....
Half of it is offence, and the other half is "Am... I allowed to laugh at this?".
3:29 Wow, he went there?? :( :( :(
Not offended, just amazed.
Dang!!!! That was deep 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
the funny thing is that i got a church ad before this video. lol
HAHAHAHA - That opening line had me in stitches man.
'I was 15 years old, I remember there was the exact moment....I was digging a hold with a stick....' HAHA. This man is brilliant.
I don't get that joke at all (I am swedish and guess it is a language thing), care to explain it?
@@ulfingvar1 "a hold with a stick"
Hole......Digging a Hole.. Guess its aussie accent.
@@ulfingvar1the joke is the juxtaposition of doing something “profound” like philosophically contemplating and coming to a spiritual epiphany while doing something as utterly simple and childish as digging a hole with a stick at 15
I told my mom about this skit (the part about him being atheist but also keeps getting asked to be children's godfather & my mom was like "This is the Australian guy, right? He sounds totally like a Brazilian." xD
legend. fkn funny.
So much respect for this guy!!
Brutal
I wish I had Jim's patience with religious people. But instead, it depresses the shit out of me.
GBatT atheists depress the shit out of me. I pray to god some day you idiots will all come to the realization that God is real and you will all figure it out but unfortunately most atheists are liberals and most liberals are in the very very bottom of the Iq curve so most atheists probably can't handle the thought that something could be bigger or more important then them. Heck they probably can't Handle the universe as a whole concept and probably just think we live on a flat earth and "climate change" will melt us all off. Liberals atheists climate change alarmists flat earthers and anti vaxers are all in the same low iq group usually and they test my patience
@@LucasFernandez-fk8se"most liberals are in the very very bottom of the Iq curve"
Nope, Liberals have been found to score higher in iq-tests (see journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0190272510361602)
"Heck they probably can't Handle the universe as a whole concept and probably just think we live on a flat earth"
You do realise most flat earthers are either libertarians with a distrust in the Government and by proxy NASA or Biblical literalists trying to defend their belief.
"and "climate change" will melt us all off."
Im gonna give you that one even though thats quite a hyperbole and in general pretty stupid as climate change is really only a question of left vs. right in the US. Heck, the first one making it a topic worth of government interference was Margret Thatcher who was really conservative.
"anti vaxers are all in the same low iq group"
Anti vaxers are in both parties. (see papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2386034)
"atheists and [...] are all in the same low iq group"
No atheists again score slightly higer on IQ tests (see journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1088868313497266)
All in all you are don't really make a good case for your belief. In fact I would say you make none at all; only spouting ad-hominem attacks from your shotgun.
@@LucasFernandez-fk8se most scientists are atheists.
So far in the history of human existence, 0% proof of god, 100% proof there is no god. Your move....
I can't be pat with stupid people.
his apology after the joke shows that even though he's a dirty comedian he's a class act
I guess you didn't watch the thing to the end 😂
"Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool." -- Voltaire
I got a 5 minute advert about a Qur'an Vs Bible debate question thing... I think putting almost ANY advert before JimJefferies is and idea for publicity... XD
fuuuuucking bruttall!!! lmao. lost my shit when he kicked the babies
People are currently up in arms about a couple walking out of a Ricky Gervais gig over a dead baby joke - this is far more savage, I never heard about it lol
Livikyu he did that joke in Scotland 2 years ago an a woman started screaming at him, they ushered her out an the guy said to jim, oh erm we lost our baby 6weeks ago and tonight was our first night out to try getting over it😳
Why no hd?
Dark, but this is what comedy is supposed to be--coping mechanism for the darkness in life.
You are right my friend
He’s a comedian he can says whatever as long as it makes you laugh. What’s in comedy stays in comedy. Just laugh. Don’t quote it don’t take it seriously. 🤷♀️ can’t stand the kind of people who get offended by comedy
So dumb a response. Cruelty and bigotry are no less if masked behind ‘hey it’s a joke’. It’s just cowards who want to get their bile out without owning it. Comedy that punches up, like this genius, is powerful because it ridicules the status quo and points out the absurdity in so much pearl clutching. Being offended is bollocks. If you have been subject to the kinds of vile cruelty and oppression that many subjects of coward “comedy” have, we’re way beyond offended. You just call it that because you can’t rebut the real impact. Lots of little petals got freaked out by Hannah Gadsby in Nanette because they could not hack the shining lens of light it threw over their bile. This comedian provides some of the best social and political analysis going. I’m totally showing his vids in my class, because he makes things so clear and accessible, and the laughter takes the sting out.
i never laught so hard
*laughed
That’s brutal 😂
The best thing about being an atheist is that we're the only ists that are actually true to our ism 24/7/365. Christians are never Christian every moment of every day. In fact, most Christians I know aren't very Christian pretty much all the time. The best ones turn Christian for about an hour on Sunday. But then they go home and watch a football game or something. The worst ones can't even manage that one hour because their Sunday is spent in some kind of tent revival or mega-church being preached that gays are evil and that god's love is dependent on how much money you give to the church. Can I get an Amen?
Imagine if he had the red devil costume saying this lmao
That is the most savage shit I've ever fucking heard. I don't even know what to do with myself now.
He just became a tie for my favorite comedian, up there with George carlin (I think that's his last name) lolll
oh shit I forgot about jimmy Carr
How dare you put anyone on carlin's level lmao. Yeah one of my favourites aswell. You would probably like Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce too. :)
Dude. Where do you get your shirts? Love them.
2.44 am I hearing Jimmy Carr laughing in the background? lmao
Saint Lift 6661 I heard that too! 😛
Lmao nice catch
I have no moral filter, I already know I'm going to hell. But this made me whince, in a hilariously bad way🤣😍
I agree I only bring it up when religion is pushed in my way .
Most atheists goes through the bad atheist phase. Then we normally chill out and get over it and accept some people are just more gullible than others.
Such is life.
I'm Australian (like Jim used to be) and both my parents are atheist. But I still got baptised. Why? Because when my Mum was trying to get married for the first time, she wasn't allowed to get married in the church she wanted to because she "wasn't Anglican (Christian)". Basically, she and Dad decided they didn't want those kind of 'limitations' placed on me when I got older and wanted to get married in a church some day, but was refused because I wasn't baptised... plus they got a few cute photos of me in a pretty white dress I suppose? 🤷♀️
P.S. I also have a Godmother and Godfather 😂😂😂 dunno why that tradition has remained amongst atheists, but oh well!
Arielle Rose That's a nice story thx for sharing
Why? Why would you get married in a Church if you're not Christian? I'm an atheist and if I ever marry eventually it'll be a ceremony held some place amazing.
Your parents seemed to not understand that folk marry in a Church because it means you've sworn your vows on hallowed ground in the eyes of God.
Once upon a time in centuries past, in the Christian West, this was the ONLY way to be legally married, with small few exceptions. There was no such thing as separation of church and state, ecclesiastical authorities had warrant from the ruling monarchs, who were always Christians, to make laws on spiritual matters, and there were even ecclesiastical courts.
Apostasy, Heresy, Witchcraft, Diabolism, Blasphemy, these were all, for example, crimes, actually prohibited under law, and could be tried in ecclesiastical courts. There were many others. If found guilty, for some of them, they could even KILL YOU.
In this environment, it came to be absolutely accepted that the Church, and only the church, had the sole right to marry. Your marriage need be conducted on hallowed ground, by a representative of God. This way, it was believed, you essentially bet your soul, and staked your place in heaven instead of hell, on your vows.
Divorce was almost always illegal in most cases, and, on the rare occasions it WAS permissible, it was the CHURCH that SOLE legal authority over that too.
Every aspect of marriage was defined by CHURCH made laws.
You had no say, there was no democracy, and secular authorities were taught that their rule was by divine right, by GODS will, above all else, so they exercised no power in the matter either.
YOU SIMPLY HAD TO GET MARRIED LIKE THAT OR YOU WERE NOT MARRIED.
Why the fuck would anyone chose that if their beliefs don't compel them to do it?
Would you have Hindu funeral and Muslim burial if you weren't religious? Why have a Christian wedding then?
Has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
0:00-3:45
So savage ahhaa
Life would be so much easier if everyone just stopped expecting everyone to respect their beliefs. Beliefs aren't worthy of respect at all. People are...and only when they do respectable things. Life really is that simple. Why do we choose to make it hard?
right? this is what pisses me off about a lot of neoliberals with their whole "kumbaya, every view is valid, respect everyone" and right-wing smooth-brains who think throwing out the paradox of tolerance is some sort of checkmate against the "woke left" and pushes the neolibs into the aforementioned bullshit line of thinking
if your views are fucked up and you bring them into a conversation, its fair game for me to criticize. i don't have to respect it
Christianity: exists
Jim Jefferies: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Handle your scandal.
They took our jobs
how exactly do you plan to do that jims been in the zone for years you just butthurt cuz he makes good points
LOL!
I'm an atheïst and a godfather of 2 as well.
Wilfred, I miss you! 😂
HAHAHAHA!!
What took you so long?
yea, he has many friends.
Calling atheism a religion is like calling not collecting stamps a hobby.
love how unapologetically funny he is. i guess mainly because i'm the same way, sick of the shit that surrounds me. which makes me wonder, would i still be the same way if things weren't so fucked up? or would i actually be happy?
Oh I've got offended for the parents that lost their babies joke, but I'm working on it 😐
If it doesn't hurt someone's feelings, it's not funny!! Good on you mate! Bloody hilarious.
Absolutly right ;)
End of religgions is on the way
you wish. their book says they're allowed to kill the non-believers (us). we will push them into a corner, and when they're done genociding us, we will be back in the middle ages in terms of technology and philosophy and have to start the damn thing over again.
Them only if you libtards let in the Muslims and illegals who believe in that but us Jesus loving republicans will only tolerate science and truth. We know your wrong and we try to help you guys out by converting you back to the right path but you are the equivalent of a flat earther or anti vaxer. No matter how much proof of God there is or people believe you will remain ignorant because you are generally just dumber than the rest of us and want to feel special in a useless way. You use a lot of the same arguments as the flat earthers and anti vaxers with your conspiracy theories and you just are generally laughable but hopefully you will eventually die out with the flatties and the no vax people because we're all sick of your nonsense. (Not die out like be murdered but like either realize your wrong or just the atheism trend will die out)
@@LucasFernandez-fk8se jesus and truth don't go in the same sentence
Lucas Fernandez
This is sarcasm I assume.
@@LucasFernandez-fk8se I guess live and let live isn't an option anymore...
Fucken hilarious
2:27 he fuckin punts a dead baby
RUclips automatic subtitle isn't good at Australian accent, just saying. But it make it even more funny sometimes, and that's a good enough reason to turn it on.
My partner was bleeding pretty badly from the VAG. Went to the Dr was most likely a miscarriage. So we prayed!..,that the implant did its work and removed that parasite.
Oh Fuck xD
It's more some practices that seem weird that he's talking about. No reason to get offended as a Christian
lmao
Guys, its fucking COMEDY/HUMOR. It's all one big joke. Let loose, and enjoy the show.
it is comedy but it's also true.. you cant deny that
My grandson died at age 2 (he drowned) 3 months ago. I am 41 years old. I believe in God, and I still thought this was funny.
I'm so sorry to hear that, my condolences for your loss!
I’m an atheist and have no interest in religion, but if you believe in god and it makes you a better person in life then you go for it.
yep. Pretty much guy. You get the absurdity of religious bullshit and make the perfect joke of it! Thank you!
Honestly I don't get how some atheists still want to argue with religious people, like from any religion, come on it's like arguing with a 5 year old about whether santa is real or not 😂😂😂 just agree with them, it's not just about religion, when you can't use common sense when trying to talk about anything, there's no way to win at all, just agree and ask them to pray for you, let them enjoy just like a little kid that still believes in santa and the tooth fairy lol.
Fair points
Haha, read your contribution again! Then think, “there is not point in arguing with an atheist!” It happens both sides mate.
Most atheists think they are atheists, but they have no clue what it means.
Also, Christians don’t try to win arguments. (think that one through!)
I am a fundamentalist atheist. If religion is brought up in conversation, it is my duty to mock it.
A bit Savage
Wonder if Jim and Kat Williams ever met.