Curb Your Enthusiasm: Pimento

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @caricatureparty
    @caricatureparty 3 года назад +818

    When food's missing suspicions invariably turn to the heavy set.

    • @HeatherHotcakes
      @HeatherHotcakes 3 года назад +18

      Best comedy line ever!!

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 3 года назад +26

      I've been a victim of this prejudice on several occasions, but I can only blame myself I guess.

    • @DPRX99
      @DPRX99 3 года назад +6

      I’d love to use this line, but most of my good friends are fat!

    • @drewcharlesz5696
      @drewcharlesz5696 3 года назад +3

      I would put this up there with famous Churchhill quotes

    • @imshaunnurse
      @imshaunnurse 3 года назад +1

      @@billyin4c514 blame capitalism. itll make you look "cool"

  • @HettiedeKorteDiplomaat
    @HettiedeKorteDiplomaat 3 года назад +562

    That man is F.A.T-positive.

    • @adolka
      @adolka 3 года назад +18

      I cracked up for a good 5 mins when I heard Leon say this lol

    • @nestormozqueda6355
      @nestormozqueda6355 3 года назад +7

      🤣😂🤣😅

    • @umuta1969
      @umuta1969 2 года назад +3

      @@nestormozqueda6355 Is it contagious? 👀

    • @dumingwenya7388
      @dumingwenya7388 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aggibson74
    @aggibson74 3 года назад +283

    2:33 "Pimento?" "Ya...same shit that come out a lady after she has a baby."--gold!

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 3 года назад +26

      Placenta
      Pimento
      Both tasty

    • @Lil_Thick
      @Lil_Thick 3 года назад +12

      He snuck it in there too lmao

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 года назад +8

      @@phriedokra6158 *_Hol' up._*

    • @patricklambe7081
      @patricklambe7081 Год назад +1

      I only just got this - placenta / pimento - classic - and I've watched this several times. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pilsonandrew
      @pilsonandrew 9 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CouchMan88
    @CouchMan88 3 года назад +323

    Leon is the greatest character in any show ever. All of his lines are pure gold.

    • @andrewrossnagel9433
      @andrewrossnagel9433 2 года назад +5

      Definitely my favorite

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 2 года назад

      Larry is such an Elon Musk level asshole here. He demands a woman in her 60's carry his luggage.

    • @justinrill2483
      @justinrill2483 2 года назад +9

      it's the delivery

    • @animal854
      @animal854 2 года назад +4

      Except I can't comprehend half of it!!

    • @lobaggins3328
      @lobaggins3328 2 года назад

      It’s not his lines it’s JB Smoove

  • @jimshorts5970
    @jimshorts5970 3 года назад +236

    “When food’s missing, suspicions invariably turn to the heavyset”. LD is brilliant! You can picture this line coming from Kramer:)

    • @hgfuhgvg
      @hgfuhgvg 2 года назад +3

      Or Jerry

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 2 года назад +6

      Kramer smoking his pipe, then looking sideways at Newman, as Kramer dusts crumbs off his shirt.

  • @GismoTron
    @GismoTron 3 года назад +99

    He's F-A-T positive. What a fucking great line

  • @Michaeldpress14
    @Michaeldpress14 3 года назад +41

    F-A-T positive ! 😂😂

  • @mug281
    @mug281 3 года назад +39

    The hat line is what got me.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 года назад +37

    I was so excited to see another post.
    Tiny Lady did an admirable job IMHO

  • @rubywarda6871
    @rubywarda6871 2 года назад +22

    *If a hat was missing, I’d blame the bold head* Lmao

  • @TheyCallMeNewb
    @TheyCallMeNewb 3 года назад +23

    I could watch these two react to those fantastically, ridiculously loud creaks as they chime in with more morbid predictions, whole episode long.

  • @mattprout6441
    @mattprout6441 3 года назад +23

    Jb’s finest work

  • @user-dl3pe3nr1s
    @user-dl3pe3nr1s 3 года назад +52

    What makes every Leon line even funnier is when you remember how and why he is still living in Larry's house and , is in his life! Lol

  • @luchilds
    @luchilds 2 года назад +19

    Why does this show make me so ridiculously happy?

  • @nelliebochner1561
    @nelliebochner1561 3 года назад +45

    Pimento/placenta. Hysterical.

    • @mattyboyanderson
      @mattyboyanderson 3 года назад +4

      This may be one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show.

    • @codeblue2532
      @codeblue2532 Год назад +1

      @@mattyboyanderson::: I fell off the couch and am weeping……..Pimento~Placenta…….pure Leon.

  • @paulpaige9501
    @paulpaige9501 3 года назад +18

    It's the second time Leon has mentioned Wheatgrass and it makes me laugh everytime. "Who the fuck wants to eat fucking grass?" 🤣

  • @B_Chasnika
    @B_Chasnika 2 года назад +3

    I like the way the music kicks in when they look up

  • @thcdreams654
    @thcdreams654 3 года назад +94

    His blood type is Ragu.

    • @bennylevine387
      @bennylevine387 3 года назад +23

      When he goes camping, the bears hide their food.

    • @johnvillella1087
      @johnvillella1087 3 года назад +14

      Ginny Sack doesn’t approve

    • @yetigriff
      @yetigriff 3 года назад +13

      He just had a 95lb mole removed from his ass.
      If it happens again the doctor is calling animal welfare.

    • @juanmarin3835
      @juanmarin3835 3 года назад +12

      When he hauls ass, he has to take 2 trips

    • @skunkrasputin9045
      @skunkrasputin9045 3 года назад +8

      He's Rubenesque.

  • @Terry-wo1xh
    @Terry-wo1xh 3 года назад +65

    Calling a ice cream bar a Popsicle 😂

    • @lastnamefirstname9043
      @lastnamefirstname9043 Год назад +4

      What's the stick called? I'll give you a hint. It ain't called no 'ice cream bar stick'

    • @rgrndu
      @rgrndu Год назад +3

      @@lastnamefirstname9043 You don’t eat the stick, and that ain’t no mf popsicle.

  • @kielmeakin4901
    @kielmeakin4901 3 года назад +80

    What comes above first world problems?
    1% problems?
    Larry David in a nutshell

    • @nomennescio317
      @nomennescio317 3 года назад +19

      the roof of your house caving in and people stealing your food are third world problems

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 3 года назад +3

      @@nomennescio317 Yes, but getting sued for 2 million because your roof caved in under a burglar is a 1% problem.

    • @kielmeakin4901
      @kielmeakin4901 3 года назад +6

      @@lionsden5123 the burglar hurting themselves and the suing is a fake story used during the Reagan years lol
      Leagl Eagle has a vid on it

    • @kielmeakin4901
      @kielmeakin4901 3 года назад +3

      @@nomennescio317 one part of your MANSIONS roof
      And an ice cream
      Context still exists dude

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +10

      @@kielmeakin4901 Why are you implying that only the top 1% have access to ice cream? Ice cream is a lot cheaper than you think.

  • @imfromtambunan
    @imfromtambunan 2 года назад +9

    Been watching these clips for the past 15 years... I gotta check out this show

    • @ronthemogul
      @ronthemogul Год назад

      The show is hilarious. I was late to watching but I’m glad I got into it

  • @Straight90s
    @Straight90s 3 года назад +12

    Leon’s shirt game is on point

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 3 года назад +21

    Imagine what this world would be without Larry David. Not a world I would want to live in.

  • @supergolfdude
    @supergolfdude 3 года назад +6

    F-A-T Positive! Brilliant!

  • @peggybuetow1026
    @peggybuetow1026 2 года назад +9

    Pimento placenta!! God I love the writers!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikeol510
      @mikeol510 2 года назад +3

      Was probably all Leon since most the show is improv lol.. her to say tho

    • @ronthemogul
      @ronthemogul Год назад

      @@mikeol510you’re right

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 3 года назад +18

    That tiny driver showed LD how it's done 👏👏

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 года назад +2

      That bag is almost as tall as her.

    • @SayWhatAgainMF
      @SayWhatAgainMF 3 года назад +11

      That's Mini Driver.

    • @thejoyofsoxmovie7211
      @thejoyofsoxmovie7211 2 года назад

      @@SayWhatAgainMF Good one. I thought you misspelled Minnie, and went to IMDB to look it up. Well played!

  • @CaedmonWalters
    @CaedmonWalters 3 года назад +26

    Pimento? Yeah that same shit that comes out of a lady after she's had a baby...LOL 😂

    • @davidjoseph1
      @davidjoseph1 2 года назад +2

      When I heard this watching the episode, I fucking cackled

  • @leticiasilva6053
    @leticiasilva6053 2 года назад +3

    I'"m enjoying so much the new Larry, Leon and Snoop colllab., Larry and Leon always been in sync and iconic asf and Snoop fits with Leon and Larry personalities like he is them both and Snoop

  • @MrDrivingFaster
    @MrDrivingFaster 3 года назад +21

    Roofer should have been the limo driver and vice verca

  • @N_Twali
    @N_Twali 3 года назад +12

    Why is Leon’s bald ass wearing a durag?? 😂😂💀

  • @bonek350
    @bonek350 2 года назад +20

    That kid playing the roofers helper was pretty good. I could see Larry and him having ongoing beefs.

  • @c.s.mcleod7383
    @c.s.mcleod7383 3 года назад +22

    Leon doesn't earn money but eats Larrys food.

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 3 года назад +23

      He's Larry's platonic life partner. Hey, Susie doesn't do shit and lives in wealth, and Leon is better company.

    • @mosquitorepellent1276
      @mosquitorepellent1276 3 года назад +2

      @@billyin4c514 Great point.

    • @mosquitorepellent1276
      @mosquitorepellent1276 3 года назад

      True😆

    • @HeatherHotcakes
      @HeatherHotcakes 3 года назад

      Just like Cheryl

    • @QuinoaIsPeople
      @QuinoaIsPeople 3 года назад +8

      Honestly Cheryl took way more than what Leon does, Leon gets free rent while Cheryl has half of his $

  • @yz4043
    @yz4043 3 года назад +6

    That kid LMFAO

  • @YoungBlueEyesSingsOlBlueEyes
    @YoungBlueEyesSingsOlBlueEyes 3 года назад +2

    2:43 "Duet For One" playing in the background! It's been a long time since that's been played!

  • @TurinTuramber
    @TurinTuramber 3 года назад +46

    If you roof can't take his weight then the problem is your crappy roof.

    • @jmack619
      @jmack619 3 года назад +1

      Yeah imagine leakey larry in Canada for 6 months at minus 40 !

    • @mosquitorepellent1276
      @mosquitorepellent1276 3 года назад +2

      Well said

    • @spokehead8218
      @spokehead8218 3 года назад +4

      You're a large roofer aren't u?

    • @TurinTuramber
      @TurinTuramber 3 года назад +3

      @@spokehead8218 I do build roof structures. They aren't made only just strong enough for a regular man, an elephant could dance up there.

    • @mosquitorepellent1276
      @mosquitorepellent1276 3 года назад

      @@spokehead8218 Large in knowledge. Before you try to be condescending. Pick up some lumber and build a rooftop.
      Betcha anything that you're skinnier and weak. So weak.

  • @juanlugofitness
    @juanlugofitness 3 года назад +2

    1:13 F-A-T positive looooolllll

  • @mike196212
    @mike196212 3 года назад +28

    Larry's right: Who wouldn't be worried having a fat guy prowl their roof?

  • @gregoryclark3870
    @gregoryclark3870 3 года назад +11

    that was funny
    sounded like a creaking old ship

  • @Species1571
    @Species1571 2 года назад +2

    Apart from the famous Pimento sandwich scene on Better Call Saul, this is the only other time I heard of pimento.

  • @claytonmcgill875
    @claytonmcgill875 3 года назад +3

    F.A.T Positive ! Lmao

  • @yz4043
    @yz4043 3 года назад +7

    Way to go tiny driver!

  • @rorybiller
    @rorybiller 3 года назад +7

    "What's that red shit stuck inside the olive?"
    "Pimento?"
    "Ya, the same shit that come out of a lady after she have a baby."

  • @anelemsimang5692
    @anelemsimang5692 Год назад +1

    F-A-T positive 😂😂

  • @fay2857
    @fay2857 2 года назад

    Leon: he want's all my snacks and shit... Leon is a gem! Clip is making me laugh like a crazy.

  • @glennarcher6
    @glennarcher6 3 года назад +3

    This show is insane🤣

  • @GreenLightMe
    @GreenLightMe 3 года назад +7

    I just got the line same shit that comes out of a pregnant woman placento pimento hmm ragamento

  • @writenamehere0000
    @writenamehere0000 3 года назад +9

    Hahahaha, Igor from Eastern Europe laughs out loud. I think, honestly, I should be in the next season. If Larry lives that long. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @crsantin
    @crsantin Год назад +1

    The fuckin mung beans 😂😂😂

  • @Karlbrentwood
    @Karlbrentwood 11 месяцев назад

    JB Smoove is a true comic genius.

  • @harrisonrutledge5
    @harrisonrutledge5 3 года назад +3

    Haha the roofer!

  • @nelliebochner1561
    @nelliebochner1561 3 года назад +5

    F-A-T positive.

  • @jntj3007
    @jntj3007 Год назад

    "...F-A-T positive" HAHAHAHA!

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Год назад +2

    Where does Leon get his money from? Larry must give him an allowance

  • @affiliatestud
    @affiliatestud Год назад

    love Curb highlights...part of my ALWAYS love them, was no ads (no i'm not paying youtube for ads blah blah blah).....now i'm watching 2 ads i gotta click....i wanna hashtag Larry this second, cause HE would handle it hahaha

  • @aGVTfilm
    @aGVTfilm 2 года назад +1

    This music reminds me of Puppet Master

  • @hedonepicurea4327
    @hedonepicurea4327 Год назад

    "The heavyset"

  • @Treegrower
    @Treegrower 3 года назад +3

    We've all had a roofer roommate

  • @mosquitorepellent1276
    @mosquitorepellent1276 3 года назад +3

    Larry's voice was the only thing to aged.

  • @MS-xn9yl
    @MS-xn9yl 3 года назад +10

    "i gotta go to work" he has like 700m dollars

    • @WVRLORD
      @WVRLORD 3 года назад +2

      Just because you have money doesn’t mean you don’t work lol.., that’s precisely why he continues to make money

    • @MS-xn9yl
      @MS-xn9yl 3 года назад

      @@WVRLORD actually i call it compound interest these days

  • @FuturesTradingGroup
    @FuturesTradingGroup 10 месяцев назад

    This is the funniest show ever.

  • @LankyNeck
    @LankyNeck 2 года назад

    1:19 “ that’s the roofer”

  • @profilercms
    @profilercms 2 года назад +3

    That man has a sweet tooth! He wants all my snacks and shit. Pure gold!

  • @drewcharlesz5696
    @drewcharlesz5696 3 года назад +1

    The same lady hahaha

  • @greanskull7981
    @greanskull7981 Год назад

    Pimento and placenta🤣🤣🤣

  • @david29k11
    @david29k11 3 года назад +1

    "F.A.T Positive"

  • @harlanestrada8663
    @harlanestrada8663 2 года назад

    Anyone know the name of the song that starts at 2:43?

  • @toppdogg287
    @toppdogg287 3 года назад +5

    They need a adventure together…

  • @georgew.foutch7473
    @georgew.foutch7473 4 месяца назад

    Larry would make a great Ebenezer Scroog.

  • @stephenswistchew7720
    @stephenswistchew7720 3 года назад

    F. A. T . Positive Brilliant

  • @ernestoleitao8684
    @ernestoleitao8684 3 года назад +2

    Leon, after birth, heeeheee

  • @toppdogg287
    @toppdogg287 3 года назад +2

    The new odd couple

  • @kwakekamdivasi591
    @kwakekamdivasi591 2 года назад +1

    1:12

  • @fourtyfrets
    @fourtyfrets Год назад

    3:18 is that south Manhattan?

  • @christopherdennis4280
    @christopherdennis4280 3 года назад +2

    what's the ladies name playing the chafeur

  • @user-zf3mb2rh9n
    @user-zf3mb2rh9n 2 года назад

    Tomatoe Toma-to, Pimento placenta hahaa

  • @tonygrowley5275
    @tonygrowley5275 3 года назад +2

    Do you know how much a ceramic tiled roof weighs?

  • @stormy3898
    @stormy3898 8 месяцев назад

    “Tattooing” 😊

  • @jacobbaranowski
    @jacobbaranowski 3 года назад

    the show is so good next week should be funny 😄 😆 😂 🤣

  • @brunozlopasa1106
    @brunozlopasa1106 3 года назад +1

    Why is there no 6 epsiode on hbo to go in EU

  • @ionutmacri
    @ionutmacri 3 года назад

    what's the song from 2:43?

  • @amandac9294
    @amandac9294 Год назад

    "Did you ask him about my Popsicles?" 😂

  • @gaius_enceladus
    @gaius_enceladus 3 года назад

    Cute driver there!

  • @kotchstevens2321
    @kotchstevens2321 Год назад

    Old guy always seems to b unhappy about something

  • @Sandshark17
    @Sandshark17 2 года назад

    All of the sudden I wish i was a roofer in LA... Being a roofer's helper in Illinois is much more back breaking...

  • @JPGtampa
    @JPGtampa 3 года назад +1

    Does Charlie know the waitress is in LA and not Philly? 😅

  • @jameshudson169
    @jameshudson169 Год назад

    did he just say F.A.T. positive?!

  • @mooghead
    @mooghead 11 месяцев назад

    Multi millionaire Larry David would never cave to product placement surely?!!??!!?

  • @saado99
    @saado99 Год назад

    What's going on with Leon's clothing? Interesting symbols on everything he wears for sure, seems quite deliberate.

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 2 года назад

    Love Leon.

  • @paulbouvier1997
    @paulbouvier1997 3 года назад +9

    Somehow Larry is gonna end up with a tattoo

    • @shuki1
      @shuki1 3 года назад +1

      Larry probably still believes the myth that tattoos are peeled off Jewish people before getting buried, so unlikely.

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 3 года назад +2

    When food is missing suspicioun invariably goes to the heavy set.....lol...good to know... skinny sugar addict

  • @moganfreeman6036
    @moganfreeman6036 3 года назад

    Fkn mung beans 😂

  • @jamesdemetro2145
    @jamesdemetro2145 3 года назад +2

    He broke the shingles when he stepped on them on the roof..
    That happens for real

  • @jeffb587
    @jeffb587 2 года назад

    Leon shops at Dan Flash's

  • @trevorsharpe2330
    @trevorsharpe2330 11 месяцев назад

    FAT POSITIVE 😂😂

  • @thebusiness1129
    @thebusiness1129 3 года назад

    I’m using F A T positive from now on

  • @hisnameyahuah
    @hisnameyahuah 3 года назад

    SO FUNNY

  • @Jethro7e
    @Jethro7e Год назад

    I'm looking into tattoo-ing, tattoo, tattoo artist.

  • @I_V_X
    @I_V_X Год назад

    "Looks like that shit that comes out of a lady after she's had a baby"
    Well that's ruined olives for me thanks

  • @ej55033233
    @ej55033233 3 года назад +1

    He’s FAT positive.