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  • @AnMúinteoirMata
    @AnMúinteoirMata 2 года назад +681

    I just realised Leon has been living there for 15 years

    • @pgorodiloff
      @pgorodiloff 2 года назад +105

      He has squatters rights already

    • @jacquir8331
      @jacquir8331 2 года назад +10

      @@pgorodiloff 🤣🤣🤣

    • @luiscollazo1
      @luiscollazo1 2 года назад +25

      I had a Leon funniest guy ever always kept me entertained!

    • @PikesvilleAl
      @PikesvilleAl 2 года назад +28

      Leon is the Urkel of Curb. A totally unrealistic comic relief character

    • @AeroGold1
      @AeroGold1 2 года назад +17

      Have they ever shown Leon having a job or source of income? Also, after Vivica A. Fox left Curb, did they ever reference Leon's family again? The show has been on so long (and with some big gaps between seasons) that I don't remember.

  • @vandergruff
    @vandergruff 2 года назад +156

    *“Who makes a cleaning product that stains? That’s like a band-aid that cuts.”*

    • @allwrighty100
      @allwrighty100 2 года назад +6

      I really hope a similar situation crops up in conversation so I can use that line.

    • @dave.j2896
      @dave.j2896 2 года назад +3

      That line was such gold lmao

    • @jotarokujo5132
      @jotarokujo5132 Год назад +2

      the soap is a hygiene product though, not cleaning

  • @Achilliran
    @Achilliran 2 года назад +312

    Jeff and Larry's conversation, wonderful. Adding Leon's perspective makes it brilliant.

  • @wcm5636
    @wcm5636 2 года назад +102

    “Every time I had a tummy ache, I tapped that ass.” Leon is a legend.

    • @rathsaugen161
      @rathsaugen161 Год назад

      the even better better one after that " got Pepto Bismol and a handjob".

    • @thomasbayer1843
      @thomasbayer1843 3 месяца назад

      You think pedophilia is funny?

  • @relaxedphylax
    @relaxedphylax 2 года назад +189

    This is why Robert B Weide is a legend. That walking shot of Leon coming in and then doing it again the second time. Hilarious, amazing direction.

    • @kennethscheffler2514
      @kennethscheffler2514 Год назад +4

      What is special about it?

    • @Altair584
      @Altair584 Год назад +6

      @@kennethscheffler2514 It's funny

    • @blakerackley8874
      @blakerackley8874 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@kennethscheffler2514 I agree, it probably took like 30 seconds to block. AMAZING!!!!

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 года назад +144

    I wouldn’t like myself if I told you. But You don’t like yourself anyway. That’s so Jeff and Larry.

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 2 года назад +11

      and Larry instantly folded and told the secret ....

    • @Resist_Oppression
      @Resist_Oppression 2 года назад +8

      The look on LD's face was like... "you're right."

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 2 года назад

      @@howard5992 true that

    • @prod.bynil-oh7440
      @prod.bynil-oh7440 2 года назад +2

      No thats evrybody thats why we find it funny because we can relate.

  • @hellian1975
    @hellian1975 2 года назад +32

    “he’s got a wild imagination” LMFAO

  • @robhiggins7823
    @robhiggins7823 2 года назад +108

    The way their conversation goes and how they laugh is so natural, it feels like they’re just talking without a script

    • @DarthCSL
      @DarthCSL 2 года назад +23

      There is no script !

    • @sufferedlearnedchanged
      @sufferedlearnedchanged 2 года назад +16

      It is improv. All of it is improv. There literally is no script.

    • @barkingdoggai
      @barkingdoggai 2 года назад +19

      The no script is what made the show what it has been for 11 years. CREATIVITY UPON GENIUS.

    • @jamesgish9202
      @jamesgish9202 2 года назад +18

      It's a loose script with improv

    • @NapanTR
      @NapanTR 2 года назад +7

      People really think there's no script?

  • @mwi87
    @mwi87 2 года назад +22

    Best part is Leon's "picture in picture"question to Jeff and noone has acknowledge it 😂😂😂

  • @gooneybird808
    @gooneybird808 2 года назад +14

    these 3....pretty pretty pretty pretty good

  • @EsquirePrime
    @EsquirePrime 2 года назад +25

    It's like a modern Three Stooges

  • @jimward8025
    @jimward8025 2 года назад +15

    "A spoon full of pepto and hand job". One of Leon's best you can tell Larry couldn't hold back on that one.

  • @wyskass861
    @wyskass861 2 года назад +22

    A band aid that cuts

  • @Under_Construction100
    @Under_Construction100 2 года назад +5

    LD: "If I tell you my secret then I won't like myself"
    Jeff: "But you don't like yourself"

  • @djremy3394
    @djremy3394 2 года назад +5

    Jeff: "Best TV that I ever had". Had me thinking...shouldnt every NEW TV be the best that you ever had?

  • @geraldbrown2875
    @geraldbrown2875 2 года назад +1

    Thx for uploading, can’t wait for the rest of the episode!👍🇨🇦

  • @johna1761
    @johna1761 2 года назад +17

    I can’t fix that TV … that TV is f****d. - Leon Black

  • @user-sp3er8rw9p
    @user-sp3er8rw9p 10 месяцев назад +5

    Curb is my comfort show ❤

  • @christoguichard4311
    @christoguichard4311 2 года назад +16

    A band aid that cuts...😂

  • @mattblack9069
    @mattblack9069 2 года назад +35

    This little episode is a gem so funny

  • @theena
    @theena Год назад +3

    "But you don't like yourself anyway." Fucking Jeff. Hilarious.

  • @urbangorilla33
    @urbangorilla33 2 года назад +3

    "But you don't like yourself anyway."

  • @mohammeds5339
    @mohammeds5339 2 года назад +12

    This scene gets me every time 😂

  • @JP_IN_TX
    @JP_IN_TX 2 года назад +11

    Who makes a soap that stains? That's like making a bandaid that cuts. Lol

  • @InfernalPasquale
    @InfernalPasquale 2 года назад +16

    Leon was clearly in Larry's line of sight when he announced her secret

    • @gen4john660
      @gen4john660 2 года назад +1

      Maybe the acoustics of the room make so that you can't hear anything unless it's shouted

  • @ericday4505
    @ericday4505 9 месяцев назад +3

    Leon is like that dude in the barber shop that will not stop lying, everyone knows he is lying, but he goes on and tells the lie anyway.

  • @AGPfan
    @AGPfan Месяц назад

    "Can't fix that TV, man, that TV is FUCKED. It ain't gon' work. Tried everything." Yeah, because Leon can't fix ANYTHING.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 года назад +21

    My take-away from this is: Jeff got a new TV that he hadn't told his very good friend Larry about right away?

  • @sw-vd9kk
    @sw-vd9kk 2 года назад +12

    I loved the parts that you could tell were just them improving it.

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 2 года назад +1

      improvising?

    • @uhh_p
      @uhh_p 2 года назад +1

      @@emanuelmota7217 yes

    • @jorgenvonstrangle000
      @jorgenvonstrangle000 2 года назад +2

      theres no script

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 2 года назад

      @@jorgenvonstrangle000 there is a loose script, no real lines though so yes its improv

    • @jorgenvonstrangle000
      @jorgenvonstrangle000 2 года назад

      @@lizardmandx slight but it’s not 100% obviously

  • @InfernalPasquale
    @InfernalPasquale 2 года назад +7

    Jeff and Larry's conversation is not acting. Genius show

  • @Under_Construction100
    @Under_Construction100 2 года назад +5

    Who makes a soap that stains? That's like making a band-aid that cuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PROGRAMMED1
    @PROGRAMMED1 2 года назад +4

    He's got a wild imagination 🤣

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 2 года назад +75

    Man Jeff lost a lot of weight. Good for him.

    • @parlayin
      @parlayin 2 года назад +15

      True but he's funnier when Susie can call him fat boy or fat fuk

    • @jayyi5064
      @jayyi5064 2 года назад +20

      Its because he was looking like Harvey Weinstein

    • @Cegros
      @Cegros 2 года назад +2

      He attributed a lot of it to replacing alcohol with reefer,m. Which definitely works, I know from experience.

    • @parlayin
      @parlayin 2 года назад

      @@Cegros where did he say this?

    • @Cegros
      @Cegros 2 года назад +1

      @@parlayin his interview on Joe Rogan’s podcast a while ago.

  • @barbarafischbach8480
    @barbarafischbach8480 Год назад +1

    Leon has some fascinating observations 😂

  • @michaelwynn4559
    @michaelwynn4559 2 года назад +3

    Is a very well balanced scene, I need to catch up on season 11.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 2 года назад +1

    Leon with the banger!!!

  • @greanskull7981
    @greanskull7981 11 месяцев назад

    "Who makes a soap that stains that's like a bandaid that cuts"
    that's the most Seinfeld thing I've ever heard

  • @LittleTreeX
    @LittleTreeX 2 года назад +3

    I'm so lost in my life, and I realize that it's because Leon isn't in it. I need his wisdom and insight.

  • @barbarafischbach8480
    @barbarafischbach8480 Год назад +1

    Oh Leon! 😂😂😂

  • @noellerose3453
    @noellerose3453 2 года назад +5

    Leon is the best!

  • @writenamehere0000
    @writenamehere0000 2 года назад

    YOu got a shor cut to the Valley? HAHAHAHAH Igor laughs out loud

  • @suntzu6122
    @suntzu6122 2 года назад +1

    I WANT LEONS SHIRT!!!

  • @carlitobrigante6304
    @carlitobrigante6304 2 года назад

    Larry David has the biggest refrigerator in the world.

  • @Playsinvain
    @Playsinvain 2 года назад

    A cleaning product that stains is like a band aid that cuts.

  • @rdr2dgrv99
    @rdr2dgrv99 Год назад

    Leon's secret was as useful as Larry's secret to Gabby.

  • @NYCRhythm
    @NYCRhythm 2 года назад +4

    May be the greatest scene in the history of television!!!

  • @stormy3898
    @stormy3898 Месяц назад

    🗣️ you got a shortcut to the valley ?? 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @nicholaspower827
    @nicholaspower827 Год назад

    I can think of at least 5.

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 2 года назад

    Great shirt Leon..

  • @mattroberts3331
    @mattroberts3331 9 месяцев назад

    Leon is the master at squatting

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris Год назад

    Leon is Kramer with official Soul

  • @paulseoighemcgee5772
    @paulseoighemcgee5772 Год назад

    Like the old Cosmo - naut , I just love the Leonmiester . Lurve the Leon .

  • @MansaKimani
    @MansaKimani 2 года назад

    That's like a Bandaid that cuts! 😅

  • @sufferedlearnedchanged
    @sufferedlearnedchanged 2 года назад +3

    Everyone does that 'come on it's me' when trying to get someone to tell a secret. 😂

  • @mattm6580
    @mattm6580 2 года назад +2

    Leon 1:09 2:16. The second time was even funnier.

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 2 года назад +1

    1:33 “tumescence”

  • @crystalmcdonald994
    @crystalmcdonald994 2 года назад +1

    "Thank you for your contribution"... Perfect! I'm going to start using that for BS stories by loud-mouths just wanting to be in on the conversation!

  • @luisbarrientos3113
    @luisbarrientos3113 2 года назад

    tell the shortcut larry

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 Год назад

    To last secret was the best.

  • @arpanvinayak
    @arpanvinayak 2 года назад

    This is probably one of the funniest clips in Curb history.

  • @mohammeds5339
    @mohammeds5339 2 месяца назад +1

    Here is a little secret: Freddy’s shirt is fucked

  • @chuckomgyahoo
    @chuckomgyahoo 2 года назад +2

    What's the short cut Larry

  • @drewcharlesz5696
    @drewcharlesz5696 2 года назад +1

    Hahaha

  • @danthemeatman9883
    @danthemeatman9883 2 года назад +3

    My 7 th grade teacher at holy family catholic school mrs. jacobs was a fuckin tuna ♥️

  • @ciarancummins303
    @ciarancummins303 2 года назад +1

    Can someone explain what shortcut to the valley means?

    • @michaelwynn4559
      @michaelwynn4559 2 года назад

      I think it literally just means a shortcut to the area of California or LA called "the Valley."
      I've never been to CA but it's talked about a lot.

  • @rogertayloRRR
    @rogertayloRRR 2 года назад

    I have to suspend my disbelief a bit too much imagining larry going back to a.restaurant because he "forgot his umbrella" or using dial soap on a shirt

    • @guidoluzzi66
      @guidoluzzi66 2 года назад

      He’s the cheapest person on the show despite having hundreds of millions of dollars. He’d go back for an umbrella lol

  • @user-sp3er8rw9p
    @user-sp3er8rw9p 10 месяцев назад

    Leon for the win 😂

  • @NickMeisher
    @NickMeisher Год назад

    Wouldn't google maps give up any shortcuts now-a-days? Larry be an out of touch boomer

    • @user-uy7ez1uo7y
      @user-uy7ez1uo7y 8 месяцев назад +1

      If Google map know it, that's not a shortcut

  • @ArchanRay
    @ArchanRay 2 года назад +3

    how long has he been sitting on "tumescence" to finally nail this!

  • @dingusdungus6204
    @dingusdungus6204 Год назад +1

    I want Leon’s shirt

  • @userscnamesux775
    @userscnamesux775 2 года назад +1

    Who knew, soap stains.

  • @006G1
    @006G1 Год назад

    Lmaooooo

  • @willmooney6096
    @willmooney6096 2 года назад

    Tumescence wow

  • @bohwe43
    @bohwe43 2 года назад

    Leon is Kramer.

  • @gallaxian
    @gallaxian 9 месяцев назад

    I couldn’t believe that Larry said one of his (character’s) best attributes was his discretion. His self-perception is way out of whack as is seen in how easily he divulges his date’s secret.

  • @ssballs
    @ssballs 2 года назад +1

    Mrs. Fisch

  • @luiscollazo1
    @luiscollazo1 2 года назад

    Gabby the gossiper!

  • @bradkennedy8350
    @bradkennedy8350 2 года назад +2

    The only shortcut you're in the valley is sepulveda

  • @katelanxner6483
    @katelanxner6483 2 года назад

    "Don't give me that look." Well done...

  • @111day1
    @111day1 2 года назад

    Jeff’s wearing a girdle.

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 2 года назад

    Mrs Rodgers was not responsible for any tumesence...we hadcone and she definitely wasnt

  • @brianvaldez1746
    @brianvaldez1746 2 года назад +1

    This is so weird. RUclips just sent me the Van Halen Hot for Teacher video. Now this clip next about a teacher WTH

  • @davegeorge1644
    @davegeorge1644 2 года назад

    I hate it, video quality is too good..

  • @Zerophoenix1
    @Zerophoenix1 2 года назад

    4th XD

  • @ordinarypete
    @ordinarypete Год назад

    Not HOT for a teacher to do that (from a man), and should only be “hot” from a teenage dude because his hormones are insane. Imo

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 года назад +2

    Society when a female teacher bangs a male student: "I sleep."
    Society when a male teacher bangs a female student: "BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!"

  • @albertbatfinder5240
    @albertbatfinder5240 2 года назад +1

    Just curious, but is no one critical of any portion of CYE? I thought the conversation was flat and stilted and had a few almost self-conscious moments that probably called for a complete reset on set. Larry is normally the master of brevity, but this went on and on and we knew what areas it was gonna cover.

  • @slamminpamn
    @slamminpamn 2 года назад +2

    Of course Harvey Weinstein thinks that's hot.

  • @barryholiday8998
    @barryholiday8998 2 года назад

    Why does Larry only have blacs on his show like Leon who are caricatures and stereotypes? Kinda raycist.

  • @TinaWina1
    @TinaWina1 2 года назад +7

    Larry makes fun of ugly people 🤣🤣🤣 Get a mirror, LD.

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад +2

      What do you have against Jews?

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 2 года назад +7

      Larry David is a beautiful man I'll have you know!! Thank God for Larry David!

    • @Mint-kj9kw
      @Mint-kj9kw 2 года назад +3

      @@C.U.N.Tahiti Yep. Larry is sexy.

  • @PikesvilleAl
    @PikesvilleAl 2 года назад

    This season is awful