I couldn’t believe that Larry said one of his (character’s) best attributes was his discretion. His self-perception is way out of whack as is seen in how easily he divulges his date’s secret.
I have to suspend my disbelief a bit too much imagining larry going back to a.restaurant because he "forgot his umbrella" or using dial soap on a shirt
Just curious, but is no one critical of any portion of CYE? I thought the conversation was flat and stilted and had a few almost self-conscious moments that probably called for a complete reset on set. Larry is normally the master of brevity, but this went on and on and we knew what areas it was gonna cover.
Jeff and Larry's conversation, wonderful. Adding Leon's perspective makes it brilliant.
I agree
2nd that
Leon is a bad stereotype. Larry is raycist.
@@barryholiday8998 leon is doing leon
@@michaela8121 he is playing a stereotype that the left loves to see. It’s sad.
*“Who makes a cleaning product that stains? That’s like a band-aid that cuts.”*
I really hope a similar situation crops up in conversation so I can use that line.
That line was such gold lmao
the soap is a hygiene product though, not cleaning
“Every time I had a tummy ache, I tapped that ass.” Leon is a legend.
the even better better one after that " got Pepto Bismol and a handjob".
You think pedophilia is funny?
This is why Robert B Weide is a legend. That walking shot of Leon coming in and then doing it again the second time. Hilarious, amazing direction.
What is special about it?
@@Rain-q8x It's funny
@@Rain-q8x I agree, it probably took like 30 seconds to block. AMAZING!!!!
The way their conversation goes and how they laugh is so natural, it feels like they’re just talking without a script
There is no script !
It is improv. All of it is improv. There literally is no script.
The no script is what made the show what it has been for 11 years. CREATIVITY UPON GENIUS.
It's a loose script with improv
People really think there's no script?
I wouldn’t like myself if I told you. But You don’t like yourself anyway. That’s so Jeff and Larry.
and Larry instantly folded and told the secret ....
The look on LD's face was like... "you're right."
@@howard5992 true that
No thats evrybody thats why we find it funny because we can relate.
“he’s got a wild imagination” LMFAO
Best part is Leon's "picture in picture"question to Jeff and noone has acknowledge it 😂😂😂
"A spoon full of pepto and hand job". One of Leon's best you can tell Larry couldn't hold back on that one.
these 3....pretty pretty pretty pretty good
It's like a modern Three Stooges
Larry is Larry 😆
A band aid that cuts
Jeff: "Best TV that I ever had". Had me thinking...shouldnt every NEW TV be the best that you ever had?
"But you don't like yourself anyway." Fucking Jeff. Hilarious.
I can’t fix that TV … that TV is f****d. - Leon Black
Much like the teacher!!!
Curb is my comfort show ❤
A band aid that cuts...😂
Leon is like that dude in the barber shop that will not stop lying, everyone knows he is lying, but he goes on and tells the lie anyway.
LD: "If I tell you my secret then I won't like myself"
Jeff: "But you don't like yourself"
This little episode is a gem so funny
Leon was clearly in Larry's line of sight when he announced her secret
Maybe the acoustics of the room make so that you can't hear anything unless it's shouted
Man Jeff lost a lot of weight. Good for him.
True but he's funnier when Susie can call him fat boy or fat fuk
Its because he was looking like Harvey Weinstein
He attributed a lot of it to replacing alcohol with reefer,m. Which definitely works, I know from experience.
@@Cegros where did he say this?
@@parlayin his interview on Joe Rogan’s podcast a while ago.
This scene gets me every time 😂
Who makes a soap that stains? That's like making a bandaid that cuts. Lol
"But you don't like yourself anyway."
I loved the parts that you could tell were just them improving it.
improvising?
@@emanuelmota7217 yes
theres no script
@@jorgenvonstrangle000 there is a loose script, no real lines though so yes its improv
@@lizardmandx slight but it’s not 100% obviously
Who makes a soap that stains? That's like making a band-aid that cuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My take-away from this is: Jeff got a new TV that he hadn't told his very good friend Larry about right away?
He's got a wild imagination 🤣
Thx for uploading, can’t wait for the rest of the episode!👍🇨🇦
Jeff and Larry's conversation is not acting. Genius show
Leon has some fascinating observations 😂
"Can't fix that TV, man, that TV is FUCKED. It ain't gon' work. Tried everything." Yeah, because Leon can't fix ANYTHING.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here is a little secret: Freddy’s shirt is fucked
Oh Leon! 😂😂😂
"Who makes a soap that stains that's like a bandaid that cuts"
that's the most Seinfeld thing I've ever heard
I'm so lost in my life, and I realize that it's because Leon isn't in it. I need his wisdom and insight.
Is a very well balanced scene, I need to catch up on season 11.
Leon with the banger!!!
What's the short cut Larry
1:33 “tumescence”
May be the greatest scene in the history of television!!!
🤨
The swearing episode one would be one of those.
Leon is the best!
YOu got a shor cut to the Valley? HAHAHAHAH Igor laughs out loud
Larry David has the biggest refrigerator in the world.
Leon 1:09 2:16. The second time was even funnier.
My 7 th grade teacher at holy family catholic school mrs. jacobs was a fuckin tuna ♥️
"Thank you for your contribution"... Perfect! I'm going to start using that for BS stories by loud-mouths just wanting to be in on the conversation!
I WANT LEONS SHIRT!!!
That's like a Bandaid that cuts! 😅
Leon's secret was as useful as Larry's secret to Gabby.
🗣️ you got a shortcut to the valley ?? 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Leon is the master at squatting
Leon is Kramer with official Soul
Everyone does that 'come on it's me' when trying to get someone to tell a secret. 😂
Can someone explain what shortcut to the valley means?
I think it literally just means a shortcut to the area of California or LA called "the Valley."
I've never been to CA but it's talked about a lot.
Like the old Cosmo - naut , I just love the Leonmiester . Lurve the Leon .
A cleaning product that stains is like a band aid that cuts.
how long has he been sitting on "tumescence" to finally nail this!
Leone is so very helpful
Great shirt Leon..
I can think of at least 5.
To last secret was the best.
I couldn’t believe that Larry said one of his (character’s) best attributes was his discretion. His self-perception is way out of whack as is seen in how easily he divulges his date’s secret.
I have to suspend my disbelief a bit too much imagining larry going back to a.restaurant because he "forgot his umbrella" or using dial soap on a shirt
He’s the cheapest person on the show despite having hundreds of millions of dollars. He’d go back for an umbrella lol
tell the shortcut larry
This is probably one of the funniest clips in Curb history.
Who knew, soap stains.
Leon for the win 😂
I want Leon’s shirt
Leon is Kramer.
Jeff’s wearing a girdle.
Hahaha
Gabby the gossiper!
Not HOT for a teacher to do that (from a man), and should only be “hot” from a teenage dude because his hormones are insane. Imo
Wouldn't google maps give up any shortcuts now-a-days? Larry be an out of touch boomer
If Google map know it, that's not a shortcut
Tumescence wow
The only shortcut you're in the valley is sepulveda
"Don't give me that look." Well done...
Lmaooooo
Mrs Rodgers was not responsible for any tumesence...we hadcone and she definitely wasnt
I hate it, video quality is too good..
This is so weird. RUclips just sent me the Van Halen Hot for Teacher video. Now this clip next about a teacher WTH
Society when a female teacher bangs a male student: "I sleep."
Society when a male teacher bangs a female student: "BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!"
I sleep? Huh?
I sleep? You have really bad grammar
Of course Harvey Weinstein thinks that's hot.
4th XD
Just curious, but is no one critical of any portion of CYE? I thought the conversation was flat and stilted and had a few almost self-conscious moments that probably called for a complete reset on set. Larry is normally the master of brevity, but this went on and on and we knew what areas it was gonna cover.
Larry makes fun of ugly people 🤣🤣🤣 Get a mirror, LD.
What do you have against Jews?
Larry David is a beautiful man I'll have you know!! Thank God for Larry David!
@@C.U.N.Tahiti Yep. Larry is sexy.
Why does Larry only have blacs on his show like Leon who are caricatures and stereotypes? Kinda raycist.
This season is awful