Yes. And this is so often the case with Jeff & Larry. They're always cooking up schemes. Like Sweet Suzie once said: 'You 2 are always up to something'. And that's the genius of this show: they are all real human beings with their nuisances, quirks, lies and evil plans. Brilliant comedy
It’s just funny cause you know Ted Danson as a gentile thought it’d be tuna or maybe a po boy. Larry hit him with two kinds of fish so Jewish they were circumcised. Lol
Herring, Lox, capers, cream cheese and onions together is disgusting. Too much smelly salted fish mixed together with creamy sweet/sour cheese and draped in capers and onion like some sort of disgusting mess. If they add Mayo into that I might have thrown up.
Santiago Paz I love the cheerfulness in Larry's voice as he describes the disgusting ingredients, as if Ted can be swayed into thinking that it's good.
In the interests of science and objectivity I decided to put this issue to the test by making and actually eating the Larry David sandwich. You have no idea how hard it is to get Sable in Idaho. Finally, I manage to get most of this dreck together and made this thing a reality. This was two days ago and suffice it to say that my normal routine has been on hold since then. Somehow the word nauseous doesn't convey the full richness of my experience. I'm due back at work in a couple of weeks.
In an odd way it actually doesn’t sound too bad (minus the capers).. I guess that kinda makes me a fish person 🤷🏼♂️ That being said, Teds turkey/coleslaw/Russian dressing combination sounds fucking amazing
The comments are full of praise for Jeff's genius interjections of course - very well deserved. But I want to give a special mention for the incredible way Larry sets up his request at 0:42 - I mean "I'm in there 3 times a week. Inasmuch as you don't go in there, I was thinking that maybe .. coz my sandwich is a great sandwich, but I'm not really a fish guy and you gotta like fish. I mean, you like fish .. but anyway .. so I was thinking you wouldn't mind switching with me." I mean .. what phrasing .. pure genius.
The funny thing is, basically this show proves that even when people have all the money in the world, they'll still find something to complain about. Larry, case in point.
@@blehbleheh Exactly this show was on for what 10 years and Larry was basically miserable the entire time. That was just who he was. He was miserable on the beach, he was miserable skiing. He was miserable on the golf course. He was miserable around his friends. He did have fun trying to sell cars though. But he failed miserably.
I think it's funnier to assume Jeff is actually trying to be helpful and just that ignorant about it. I don't think he was faking that look of dismay after Larry tells him to STFU
Agreed. I think Jeff just wants Ted to understand the situation so he can make an informed decision. It's not just that he would be giving up a good sandwich, it's that his name would then be associated with a truly terrible sandwich. Bro-code to Ted > bro-code to Larry who is doing something truly awful in this case.
@@Onigirli I agree with you, I took it as trying to be helpful. Because Ted acted like it needed more stuff, so he was giving him a better idea of what comes on it. But it didn't help!
"There's some cream cheese, it's........." Probably my favorite line of the whole exchange. Subtle little 'give-up' on Larry's part of the argument. Like "yeah, it sucks, what can I say!", all in one unfinished utterance. Brilliant!
“You like fish but anyway” is superb character acting I think. If you’re trying to get somebody to do something, you’ll try and make it easy for them. Sometimes people are good at it, but this time Larry isn’t. He fumbles the bag by being so desperate. I don’t know I just love that line so much. It makes no sense but it makes perfect sense.
@@doktormcnastythe lox bagel sandwich is a popular item at Jewish delis. Lox is replaced with whitefish and sable here, but it also has cream cheese, capers, and onions
I actually did make this sandwich and it’s way better than expected. Whitefish salad, sable, toasted bagel with cream cheese capers and pickled red onions. Delicious
I think about this scene from time to time. I've thought about it for so many years. It's untouchable. Three legends. It's hilarious on yet another level every time you watch it.
I love the fact that every human interaction with Larry starts great, ends in catastrophe. I love that Larry David can turn his dark view of the world into comedy.
i searched for this scene, my absolute favorite...the increasingly annoyed glances at Jeff as he keeps bringing up another ingredient, and the "shut the fuck up" when he says capers again. This makes me laugh like an idiot.
The look of contempt on Larry's face when Jeff is describing his sandwich is priceless.
lmao had to go back and catch that haha
0:40 Jeff's face from this point onward is great because you can tell he knows what's coming...
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jh299110
Come do something about it u muppet 🤔😂😂😂
The timing and awkward silences, Jeff's interjections....Its all just magical comedy genius.
lmao
Exactly LOL. Jeff: “...capers”. Larry: “Shut the fuck up!!” That one little exchange gets me every time.
I agree. Along with the camera work. Simply the best segment of comedy ever in a sitcom.
Kevin Baly his voice is very similar to George Wendt ' Norm' on cheers 👍
@@brianbuday8639 Oh yeahhhh...Now that u mention it.
I love how Ted plays this scene and goes from friendly and accommodating to unsure to pissed off..
I feel like that's all his scenes in this show lol
@@74jailbreaker lol literally
I love how most encounters with Larry's friends start an enthusiastic "heeey" and end in a heated argument.
“That sounds awful”
Ted is so good in this show
The way Larry tells Jeff to STFU has me in tears
Especially as Jeff starts to lose it after that and the camera pans away...lol
Takes me back to the tickle in anus scenr
Capers. Onion.
@@akayakayz there might be some capers but you can scrape em off no big deal
I’m laughing so hard I have tears
2:35 This gets me ALL THE TIME
Jeff: "Capers"
Larry: "Shut the fuck up"
Same lmfaoo
I like capers, the salty, briny taste.
The personal offense that Jeff takes to being told to shut up, without saying anything… this is acting. LOL
reminds me of the donny your out of your element in big lebowski LOL
@@JoeFoxJr you could say acting without acting
I love how Larry pretends he's there to support Ted and then brings up the sandwich later and it becomes evident why he's really there
Yes. And this is so often the case with Jeff & Larry. They're always cooking up schemes.
Like Sweet Suzie once said: 'You 2 are always up to something'.
And that's the genius of this show: they are all real human beings with their nuisances, quirks, lies and evil plans.
Brilliant comedy
@@jochem2124 being unscripted adds so much too
Anywhere Larry goes he always has a scheme cooking 😂😂😂
It’s such a well written show.
"What is sable?" is when it all starts to fall apart. LMAO. This show must be so fun to make.
if it weren't for this episode, i wouldn't know what sable is
@@spencer_jackson542 It made me google to see if a sable coat is made of fish
My favorite part is how Larry looks at Jeff every time Jeff volunteers some new information about the sandwich..."Capers...onions"
It’s just funny cause you know Ted Danson as a gentile thought it’d be tuna or maybe a po boy. Larry hit him with two kinds of fish so Jewish they were circumcised. Lol
I love how it goes from Larry hating his own sandwich, to being offended that Ted doesn’t like it lmao. “You’re not even gonna taste it?!” Hahahaha
lmao
I love how Larry literally tried to pawn what he thought was a shit sandwich off on Ted 😂
@@babymaude8469 that’s exactly what he’s doing. “ you like fish”
That sounds awful
He’s a lovable manipulator
“You like fish, but anyway...”😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂
If someone is thinking 'hey a fish sandwich sounds good' they are not thinking of whitefish or herring lol
Reminds me of the scene with his dad "how is mom? Well, you know how people are" 😂 very Jewish
@@egett So she's feeling better? "Well, in a way" lol
It's the bit where Jeff says "onions" that cracks me.
Barleybreakingeven
Shut the Fuck Up
Herring, Lox, capers, cream cheese and onions together is disgusting. Too much smelly salted fish mixed together with creamy sweet/sour cheese and draped in capers and onion like some sort of disgusting mess. If they add Mayo into that I might have thrown up.
jakep1979 😂
Spencer West ‘Cream cheese’
@@jakep1979
Shut the fuck up!
This is one of my favourite Curb scenes. It's so well acted and Ted Danson is perfect in it
Santiago Paz I love the cheerfulness in Larry's voice as he describes the disgusting ingredients, as if Ted can be swayed into thinking that it's good.
"They're like siamese twins, whitefish and sable".
it can crack anyone!
Respect to Jeff here! He's off to the side but making sure Ted is hearing the full truth about this awful trade off
Michael Meehan cause Jeff actually likes it lol
The pause and the step back from Larry when Jeff first mentions capers just kills me.
In the interests of science and objectivity I decided to put this issue to the test by making and actually eating the Larry David sandwich. You have no idea how hard it is to get Sable in Idaho. Finally, I manage to get most of this dreck together and made this thing a reality. This was two days ago and suffice it to say that my normal routine has been on hold since then. Somehow the word nauseous doesn't convey the full richness of my experience. I'm due back at work in a couple of weeks.
Legend!
In an odd way it actually doesn’t sound too bad (minus the capers)..
I guess that kinda makes me a fish person 🤷🏼♂️
That being said, Teds turkey/coleslaw/Russian dressing combination sounds fucking amazing
Omg hysterical
Very impressive that you took this into the lab.
👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂
'You like fish, but anyway'
haha yea that delivery was perfect
Sneaky larry
Laying the groundwork.
@@joefry22 hahahaha
Larry was so Jewish when he said that...
The comments are full of praise for Jeff's genius interjections of course - very well deserved. But I want to give a special mention for the incredible way Larry sets up his request at 0:42 - I mean "I'm in there 3 times a week. Inasmuch as you don't go in there, I was thinking that maybe .. coz my sandwich is a great sandwich, but I'm not really a fish guy and you gotta like fish. I mean, you like fish .. but anyway .. so I was thinking you wouldn't mind switching with me." I mean .. what phrasing .. pure genius.
I wish my life was that good that one of my main concerns was worrying about a sandwich that was named after me
Seriously ikr!
@G lol
The funny thing is, basically this show proves that even when people have all the money in the world, they'll still find something to complain about. Larry, case in point.
@@blehbleheh Exactly this show was on for what 10 years and Larry was basically miserable the entire time. That was just who he was. He was miserable on the beach, he was miserable skiing. He was miserable on the golf course. He was miserable around his friends. He did have fun trying to sell cars though. But he failed miserably.
@@blehbleheh heha yeah, people do complain ALOT
One of the best scenes in the history of comedy. ALL THREE acted this exceptionally well.
I don’t think they were acting. This was an actual event in their lives.
Lol. Ted Danson and Larry always ends up fighting over something.
Larry always ends up fighting w/everyone over something.
lol yeah it's literally "______ & larry always end up fighting over something"
Favorite Gag
Larry ends up fighting with EVERYONE.
Always 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"there may be some capers, I'm not sure, if you don't like them you can brush them off"
Capers get no respect .. lol
Nobody likes capers lol
Capers are like pickles, except for sophisticated people with mature palates, you either love them or you are stupid!
@@dsm7014 LOLzz!!
I didn't either!!
Thanks for helping make my point!!
P.S. Capers are not fish!! LMAO!!
@@neontime8507 I actually love capers.
I love how Jeff is just trying to sabotage Larry's scheming here. The looks he gives him as he's describing the sandwich, lol.
I think it's funnier to assume Jeff is actually trying to be helpful and just that ignorant about it. I don't think he was faking that look of dismay after Larry tells him to STFU
Agreed. I think Jeff just wants Ted to understand the situation so he can make an informed decision. It's not just that he would be giving up a good sandwich, it's that his name would then be associated with a truly terrible sandwich. Bro-code to Ted > bro-code to Larry who is doing something truly awful in this case.
@@Onigirli I don't think Jeff is that dumb to not realize what he's doing. He's just being honest for Larry. Stating facts.
@@Onigirli I agree with you, I took it as trying to be helpful. Because Ted acted like it needed more stuff, so he was giving him a better idea of what comes on it. But it didn't help!
Well I know if I was Jeff in that situation I would be subtly slipping in unhelpful ingredients to sabotage my friend Larry's plan..:)
I love how Larry's doing his best to sell the sandwich, and Jeff is just like "Capers 🙂"
"One tastes good and one sucks!" LOL
😂
That line definitely had a Becker feel to it.
Jeff was absolutely hilarious.
‘Capers’
‘Onions’
The deliveries were spot on.
‘Cream cheese’
‘Shut the fuck up’
No, it's not herring it's whitefish...EVEN WORSE
@@NormAppleton I like whitefish but not with all that lol
@stryfetc1 and Ted looking at Larry like "this is the crap you Jews eat?
Jeff sneaking in the terrible ingredients one by one as Larry is trying to swindle Ted is AWESOME
So Larry goes to his place of work specifically with the intention of offloading a shit sandwich on him?
comprehensiveboy Yes sir, that is EXACTLY what he did.
That's what happens when you make it.
*foisting
That's Curb Your Enthusiam's "Larry" for you. He's a self-centered schmuck.
Yeeeees 😅😂🤣🤣😂🤣 "whaddaya mean awful?"
"That sounds awful."
"What are you talking about?"
Priceless
"There's some cream cheese, it's........." Probably my favorite line of the whole exchange. Subtle little 'give-up' on Larry's part of the argument. Like "yeah, it sucks, what can I say!", all in one unfinished utterance. Brilliant!
"Two...two fishes?"
Kevin Hagler yeah but they blend together in like a combo. They’re like siamese twins
Which is in-fact correct grammar when speaking about two or more species of fish!
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Onions
John Garbarzyk capers...
Only improvisational delivery could create this level of TV magic. Larry David knew what he was doing when he produced this show.
It just keeps dropping in value... Two fishes... creme cheese... capers... onions...
"There's some cream cheese it's....."
"Capers"
So good
There might be some capers, if you don’t like them you can brush them off. Not a big deal
Capers are crap
I like capers in pasta but with cream cheese and 2 types of fish is nastyyy
2:35
Jeff: "Capers.. onions"
Larry: STFU
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
.......time passes............"Capers!"..........awkwardness ensues.....
The acting, the delivery is so spot on. One of the best scenes in the show
One tastes good and one sucks. Fantastic delivery.
2:09 Ted Danson's reaction might be my favorite 2 seconds of the whole series.
But is he wrong about it?
That sounds awful...
@@dylanhenson3581 "Why not try to eat it?"
LD tells Jeff to “shut the ‘F’ up,” when he embellishes on the abysmal garbage heap of sandwich ingredients. So funny.
It’s easily my favorite part of this entire scene
As someone who just turned 30 and is starting to feel their age this sandwich actually sounds delicious.
"Capers"
"Shut the fuck up!"
LOL... man I hate capers
+Yan Fagundes "But you can brush the capers off..."
And the chef with torrets in Larry's restaurant threatens to quit if he sees it or a customer requests for capers (and salmon).
“You like fish but anyway” is superb character acting I think. If you’re trying to get somebody to do something, you’ll try and make it easy for them. Sometimes people are good at it, but this time Larry isn’t. He fumbles the bag by being so desperate. I don’t know I just love that line so much. It makes no sense but it makes perfect sense.
Well said
The Anonymous Sandwich.
🤣😂😁😅
Yessss
The best part is that Larry's sandwich is actually very fitting.
Fitting , maybe , but not filling...
because it's very Jewish?
@@spencer_jackson542 because it's a decidedly "sour" sandwich
@@spencer_jackson542 What's Jewish about it?
@@doktormcnastythe lox bagel sandwich is a popular item at Jewish delis. Lox is replaced with whitefish and sable here, but it also has cream cheese, capers, and onions
I love how LD beats around the bush before he gets the guts to actually ask Ted if he wouldn’t mind switching sandwiches.
The trivial shit that Larry comes up with all the time - and it’s still hilarious - is just golden. God it’s a gift of a show.
Worth watching this scene only looking at Jeff's face, lol.
Seriously - the way he just stands there looking at Larry is so goddamn funny!
ZorbaTheDutch | totally!! 😂🤣🤣😃😄
lmao that was great. how does he do so much with so little?
ZorbaTheDutch lol
C A P E R S
Without a doubt, one of the best scenes ever in a situation comedy. EVERYTHING about this is priceless. LOL.
Ted Danson: a classic.
Larry David: a double fish sandwich with capers and onions.
CREAM CHEESE.
2:36 Jeff almost breaks😂
I've watched this clip like 200x.
MT Promises because all three actors are hilarious the entire scene. Each facial expression is perfect. You have to watch it a bunch to catch it all.
MT Promises
# Me Too
Capers, onions..
Shut the fuck up.
Brian Farinas Cream cheese
Cream Cheese
You fat Fuck
The way that Larry looks at Jeff when he says capers, so annoyed at him
might be the funniest scene on the show
"that sounds awful"
It's Turkey, Coleslaw and Russian Dressing it's a classic. Ted's sandwich really sounds good.
It's actually called a New Jersey Sloppy Joe and yes, it's delicious with some Utz potato chips and a Boylan ginger ale (from my local deli).
I have watched this so many damn times & every time Larry looks at Jeff & says “shut the fuck up” I laugh out loud
I actually did make this sandwich and it’s way better than expected. Whitefish salad, sable, toasted bagel with cream cheese capers and pickled red onions. Delicious
Yeah, but it still cannot hold a candle to the Ted Danson…that one sounds delicious.
What is sable?
@@channelbrookes Two kinds of fish?
@@channelbrookes it’s black cod. It’s a great addition to a bagel sandwich .
Hearing and lox
One of the best scenes in the show. Larry reacting to Jeff is just hysterical.
who knew ted danson was This funny? "yeah. is -- uh.. i -- i -- fthat sounds Awful."
+tuanomsoc yeah no one saw that tiny show called Cheers.
+FatMenace You were a douche bag if you watched that show. You smell like one.
+Andrewsafb71 F**k off! Cheers was awesome. Best sitcom of the 80's
+Andrewsafb71 Oh wow another internet tough guy talking trash from his mom's basement. FUCK you. Happy, bitch?
+Andrewsafb71 So you think you're tough because you can type cuss words? You don't know what tough is you punk-ass piece of shit!
I wish I could unsee this entire series and watch it as it were for the first time . Pure gem
I have seen so many hilarious clips lately when the camera has to pan away from Jeff as he is about to lose it like when Larry tells him to stfu...lol
Ted has a great response, great facial expressions
I'm buying these ingredients and making the Larry David. It sounds great to me!
How did it go Thomas?
@@Ohhhcanadaa Lol comment was from two years ago--he probably died xD
hobbes I saw a video on here somewhere s guy made one and said the capers balanced it well
Nyah Ted Danson sandwich #1
I thought it sounded pretty good too. I like whitefish and capers though.
I think about this scene from time to time. I've thought about it for so many years. It's untouchable. Three legends. It's hilarious on yet another level every time you watch it.
The look Larry gives when Jeff mentions capers 😂
Larry and Ted have unreal comedic timing when they argue. Seems effortless to them
“There’s some cream cheese, it’s…”
😂😂😂😂😂
They are so much fun together
I don't know why this is so funny. no matter how many times I see it I'm still crying with laughter
Curb Your Enthusiasm is a show written entirely from the antagonist's perspective.
Ted Danson looks a million times better with white hair than brown hair.
True.
With dark hair, Ted looks like a surly goon. With white hair, he looks handsome.
@@JanetStarChild LOL surly goon hahaha
@@JanetStarChild I’ve never heard that term before. I like it haha. Surly goon. 😆😆
The amount of importance Larry places on these kinds of things is priceless. Of course his sandwich had to be a fish sandwich.
Cream cheese....capers.....
One of my favorite Curb scenes 😂😂
a nice conversation between Larry and Ted..always ends with them yelling at each other...comical! :)
Some of my absolute favorite scenes are ted and larry butting heads
This show was fucking priceless, pure gold.
Can only watch this show in small increments or I'll die of laughter.
Capers
the ted danson sounds boss u can't go bad with Russian dressing lol
i've made it, pretttty pretttty good
It's a kind of west coast Ruben. Very tasty. I hate sauerkraut, but good coleslaw instead... it's faaaaaantastic.
Dan Hitchman My mother always called it a “Rachael”
What is Russian dressing? I've never seen it offered anywhere.
I don’t think there’s any substantial difference between Russian dressing and 1000 Island dressing. Can anyone confirm?
I love that Larry goes to Ted’s job to offload a sandwich on him.
Once in a lifetime show
After Jeff, Ted is my favouirite Curb co-star. So real, so funny. Brilliant actor!!
My favorite scene from the show
“Capers. Onion.” “Shut the fuck up.” That always gets me.
Love the way Danson is all cool & relaxed about the idea of swapping sandwiches at the beginning, and then it quickly changes...
“What is sable?” 😅. Priceless delivery
One of the best Curb scenes ever, a classic, like the Ted Danson sandwhich!
“One tastes good and one sucks!” 😂
😂
My favorite scene!
That line "onions" always kills me!
Barleybreakingeven | ...capers
I just love watching Jeff's expressions here
"You gotta like fish - you like fish, but anyway..."
I love the fact that every human interaction with Larry starts great, ends in catastrophe. I love that Larry David can turn his dark view of the world into comedy.
“It’s not you, it’s the writing.”
Brilliant line!
Fish, capers, and onions are the best combination!
“Shut the fuck up.” Impeccable timing. Larry David is brilliant.
i searched for this scene, my absolute favorite...the increasingly annoyed glances at Jeff as he keeps bringing up another ingredient, and the "shut the fuck up" when he says capers again. This makes me laugh like an idiot.
They blend very well together. They're like Siamese twins white fish and sable... LMAO! xD
What an unappetizing way to describe it lol
Jeff just had to mention the damn capers.
Love this show!
"Cream cheese!" totally derails after that haha