Guys, I Can't Make This Boat Ramp Stuff Up...
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2024
- The things I see and capture at the boat ramp you could never make up. There's always something happening. Boat ramps are the best entertainment! #clips #boat #capture #fail #cantmakethisup #entertainment #broken #boating #funny #motor #sunday #summer #southcarolina #new #happening
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Make what up? He got it, was carefull, obviously a beginner, did damn good in my opinion. Nobody does it quickly and perfectly in the beginning
he didnt have the boat strapped to the trailer as they pulled forward. Hes a disaster in the making
We all start out as beginners, maybe put the phone down and give the folks some pointers.
your smart enough to spend the money you should know what your getting into...
haha take a boating class..or save the money, go sit at the boat ramp watch others do it for a while. if your so stupid you don't know your boat has a reverse,,,,,,, you definitely do not need to be driving one. you are a danger to yourself and anyone else in the water.
Nah. This is WAY better!!
@@MakingBankwthMela Dude didn't own a yacht. Acting like he dropped a ton of money on that used tiny fishing boat and that single cab 2WD truck.
i was about to say the same exact thing...we all look like an idiot when it comes to something or other....if some jackass was sitting there with a camera filming me have a hard time in public i wouldnt be too pleased
Boat loading tip: When backing the trailer in, only put 2/3 of the bunks into the water so you can see 1/3 out of the water. Drive or pull the boat close enough (about halfway) up the trailer. Hook the winch on and crank the boat up. By doing this, the boat will center itself between the bunks and not float around. I find this the fastest and easiest way. Hope it helps.
will this pull the eyelet out?
@@grantgray1759 Naw, it’ll be fine.
Well truth be told the 2 bass boats have drive on trailers. They are designed to drive onto the trailer until the bow eye makes contact with the front roller. That's the theory anyways. I have a 20 ft Bullet bass boat and my partner never gets out of the truck nor I the boat when putting it on the trailer. I run it up until I make contact with the front roller then he pulls me out while I give the boat a little gas so I don't lose contact with the front roller as he pulls me out. In their defense the wind and current looked pretty strong making drive on trailer loading more difficult for them then it should be.
Boat loading tip number 2 , your non boat owning friends cannot teach you how to drive it on ...they think they can , but don't go there ..
@@MikeSmith-nu9wt I'd say you're 99% right about that. I don't own a truck, a boat nor a trailer, but I did show my friend how to reverse with a trailer and how to get his boat out of the water and onto the trailer. In my defense, I did have an ATV that I used to pull a trailer to load firewood, and have been fishing since I was 2yo and helped my dad with his boat since I was like 7-8... my friend is now my fishing partner and we can get his boat out of the water and have the ramp free for others in less than 5 mins
Contrary to popular belief that's actually good for the bottom. running it up on the ramp gives you more grip in those fast turns.
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That was extremely nice of the man to help out we all need it from time to time
100% bud, we all need a bit of help sometimes when we're out of our depth. Respect from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
I sure wouldn't get into the water with that operator!
@@TheRealKlinky ruclips.net/video/Nso2qWWIUsE/видео.html Simple man fishing.
Getting into the water like that next to a boat that's being launched or retrieved is a bozo no-no.
@@msill5684 agreed
Gotta say, I've never seen someone get tired of watching and jump in the water to help. Lord have mercy.
Especially the lump filming this.
ruclips.net/video/Nso2qWWIUsE/видео.html Simple man fishing.
Within 5 seconds I knew they needed some guidance. A good way to talk him nicely mightve been. "Hey, how are yall doing? Did yall catch anything? After he responds politely say, hey the piers on the side of the launch are really good places to put your boat. It would probably be easier for your wife to get out right there too. Concrete will be rough on that fiberglass wherebits rubbing..The Cletes on the piers are to tie your boat too. If you do that you can keep your motor running if you want and then back your trailer down and put your boat on it. Yall have a real nice boat. You need some help getting it on the trailer or anything.
That poor bass boat
As my mother would say, "If you have nothing good to say, then say nothing."
Nothing
as Jesus said ...dont standby speak up when WRONG is going on!
@@jimw7916 Jesus didn't exactly say that. Context is everything.
@@518hs HE said that!
ruclips.net/video/Nso2qWWIUsE/видео.html Simple man fishing.
I did better docking my grandpa's boat at 8yrs old, with him yelling at me the whole time 😂
Exactly how my dad taught me when I was a kid 😂
I'm a 3rd generation commercial fisherman. I've spent many years on in Kentucky on Lake Barkley and Ky lakes. Man I've seen and met some interesting humans that did NOT belong on the water. Love your channel
Thank you for watching! We appreciate it! 😊
Unbelievable.
Bet they thought the same about you on your first outing. 😂
@@rodleyeriffe9149 nope, your mom's head was in my lap but I still got her done.
@@rodleyeriffe9149 nope had your mom helping me . She can't drive very well but she is a
"MASTER BAITER".
Hearing the lower unit on that Javelin hit the concrete hurt my soul. The brain wasnt braining lol
Lol!
He's a beginner, give him a brake. You had to learn also, maybe he had nobody to teach him. Why did you go help him by teaching him boat ramp etiquette instead of trying make fun of him.
Before cell phones on RUclips growing up in Miami in the 80s that's exactly what would have happened. That's all we all learned back then. There was no internet to go watch videos on how to do it, yeah you had to take a boater's safety course but you were pretty much on your own for figuring out trailering and launching and loading. You will go to the best you could and then the older guys at the ramps would come over and give you hints and within four to six months you did it like a pro. It made everyone better at what they did.
Just remember you said that when he crashes into you
That’s no excuse
SOME common sense is required. Also ALL the information is on your smart-phone
People would rather sit their with their cameras rather than lend someone a hand. Pathetic behavior.
@@sirchristopher7684I believe it has something to do with the person taking the video prolly Don't actually know how neither...
The best comedy show is a lawn chair and a cooler of beer and sit at a boat launch.
Truth
Especially on July 4th weekend or any long weekends.
Boat Ramp Follies😊😊😊
Or scallop season on the gulf coast of Florida!!!
Gee, how much easier would that have been if that big lady had gotten off the boat.....😂
Probably 250 pounds easier
She wasn’t just handsome but also not very handy
Have never figured out why people put the whole trailer in the water
Get boards wet boat will pull on alot better
To lazy to crank it on. That would mean they would have to do manual labor. What the hell it's a drive on trailer. Their boats probably look like crap too.
@@fredv7487Many boats cannot be loaded unless the trailer is submerged. My Gambler bass boat would wear your arm out trying to crank it up the bunks, but it drives right on really nicely.
And the car...
@@fredv7487 You aren't going to crank a 20ft fiberglass bass boat onto the trailer. It it a good idea to wet the bunks and pull back up enough that the wheel are about 75% submerged, but you have to drive those on the trailer to the roller. You aren't going to budge those boats once that are on the bunks. Smaller fiberglass boats, you probably can. Aluminum you absolutely can.
"Bless their hearts"
Lol!
And just just think ...they drive automobiles too😅😂....the same way
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This is exactly why I refuse to buy a used boat. 🤦♂️
Same!! I say that alllll the time!
That's funny, I refuse to buy new ones. But I also know how to fix them.
You do realize that you can see the bottom of the haul when boat is on trailer right? You can literally do a visial inspection of a boat inside and out in 5 minutes to tell how it was treated.
I can see him telling the Boat Dealer, "Shut up, I don't need not instructions from you I know what to Do." And on Monday brings boat back complaining of Underside Damage.
They need to sell their boats. They don’t need to be on the water.
Agree 100% take up golf or something
He's standing there holding the rope with a blank stare on his face....smh
No. This is how to get the insurance money. We need people like this.
So I can buy a real big ass boat.
Maybe someone needs to show them how to properly unload and load their boat? Maybe he doesn't know?
Nope. You either go in a complete expert or sell your boat 🙄
Have you ever thought about creating the Paige and Kevin School of Boat Launching, Recovery, and Dock Etiquette? You’d be rich!
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Those types of people wouldn't attend as they already know it all. I was waiting for the woman to get out of the truck and turn it into a submarine.
Never be on the ramp for more than 3 minutes..either loading or unloading 😂
Launched on the Detroit river Monday those people would have never made it I was the third boat at the dock because it took so long to park after launch we just kept backing out so we wouldn’t hold up the line a lot of boats went in really fast I was quite surprised with only one dock
No reason to at all. Back trailer in and put the boat on under power and pull it out up into the lot outa the way. Its not hard.
@@jamesfranks545 a lot of places have no power loading signs and all state owned docks in Michigan are no power loading so that doesn’t work every where
Easier said then done. I fish by myself most of the time and i have to launch and load it by myself. Takes longer than 3 minutes either way.
You guys need to teach your wife how to drive a boat.
Bottom of his boat looks like the surface of the ramp. I’m sure.
Lol!
Probably like an old brillo pad.
I would have lost it waiting on that mess
People will sit there and watch. Instead offering a hand.
Yup most fun to watch boat ramps. Been a boater all my life. I quit boating 10 years ago, couldn't take other boaters at the ramp.
It's the best entertainment!
@@paigeattheboatramp facts, unless you're the unfortunate one waiting for them to get your boat out of the water, it's getting dark and they've been trying to reverse their trailer on the ramp 5 times already and it's still not straight 😩
I couldn't imagine watching someone struggle and not offering to help but instead record them bcz making content was more important.
"Paige At The Boat Ramp" should be changed to "Karen At The Boat Ramp". None of the people with boats in this video are doing anything wrong.
I watched a guy who had a gigantic boat (fancy about 200,000) boat trying to put it in the water.We asked him several times if he needed help and he acted like he resented us asking . So we watched for over an hour as he tried to get this boat in,he finally did it, got the boat in the water when it floated off his trailer as his truck sank into the water as well. He did an excellent job of getting the truck and the boat into the water,best I've ever seen.
We used to ski off boat ramps. Sitting on the edge with a slalom ski. In-gear. Thumbs up. Go. Thumbs up. Used to ski back to the ramp as well. Honestly, I thought that's why the ramps were built.
For him to load it up the way he did. He ain't do half bad 😂
To pilot a plane at a beginner level; 20 hours minimum with a certified flight instructor (CFI) + 20 hours solo flight time. Almost nobody gets their license in the minimum 40 hours (more like 50+ hrs). Plus before you are issued a license you have to pass a written test & a check ride with someone from the FAA. To pilot a boat; only real requirement is to have the $$$ to purchase one. Everything else is like on the job training and when you're leaving the dealer they say "Good luck!". Good thing civil aviation does not work like civil boating.
That's a BIGGGGGGGGG WOMAN in that boat!!
People having all the toys and no understanding of how they work and what to do. Acquired things too fast, perhaps too easy. Maybe... 👀
Boy, Ladies...those McDonald's drive thru's sure are a modern convenience.... ain't they.....?
#Sheeeeeeet
Although the Javelin isn't new, I wonder if it and boating in general are new to the "operator". That whole escapade was painful, and teeth grinding, to watch, and the Ranger driver in the second half wasn't much better. Some days the hits just keep coming.
It’s sad to see a javelin in such a escapade….. ya don’t see many javelins these days
Prayers
These guys like them 12 bologna sammichs eating women🤔
Yeah I agree, what is dumber? The guy learning to moor and load his craft or the guy on the phone with nothing better to do?
I'm not a guy, but it's okay. 🙃
@@paigeattheboatrampregardless, you’re just a leach
The idget fuckingnwothbthe boat
*leech (I don't like to correct spelling, but if you're going to try and insult me at least spell it right)
@@paigeattheboatramp yeah !!!! get em !!!
Some folks have no business with a boat ZERO !! they cant drive a car worth damn either!!
Bring a buddy along who has a clue
This footage is sleepy compared to what regularly occurs at boat ramps in The Keys! Papa Joe’s restaurant was the best for viewing boat ramp madness, with tables on the porch overlooking the ramp (and excellent seafood besides). The “Cuban boat launch” method is a perennial favorite often seen. No shortage of entertainment value.. always a good show!
We love the Keys! We took our little jon boat out to Alligator Reef. 😅It was gorgeous!
big moma weighted the boat down.....lol
She sure is listing to thePortside!! Doh
That flag tells me a story
I don't see anything wrong with that. Probably a no powerloading ramp. And obviously if you're trailer needs to be a couple feet deeper down the ramp, you should always back up another 15 feet and completely drown the entire trailer just to be sure. A good tip is that sometimes you should back up the entire vehicle into the water till it floats and cools down the engine so it won't overheat when towing the boat... and never forget to record it so we can all watch and learn more... You're welcome new boaters!
We can power load here. 🙂
True the dude may have been raised in the city his whole life, but at least he's getting out there and trying. He'll learn in time. As a ole duck hunter that's use to launching in low or no light scenario's to breezing through in day light. I have to remind myself not all people have the time or experience...........patients.
They gotta learn we didn't know how to fish years ago. We learned how to fish. We learned how to search for fish. We learned how to use a trolling motor. We have to give good advice it's the best thing we can do.
Surprised if the blades on the prop are intact.
Best way to learn. Good job!!
Stupid is as Stupid does, I imagine their car driving skills are no better
Dude, all bout bumpers and a dock!
I'm glad I had a dad to teach me how back a boat trailer, load and unload. Not everyone is as fortunate. A simple class, practice after watching a few RUclips videos, or get an experienced friend to help you out will go a long way to improvment.
I wish more people cared to learn to do something. There's so many videos to teach ramp etiquette and how to's. I had nobody teach me, I just have a semblance of self awareness that I will be the person everyone is waiting on. I'd be too self conscious to be these people.
The second vid was just somebody who hasent driven a boat much and couldnt get the straight shot onto the trailer, at least they didnt floor it into the back of the truck or try pulling it out sidewards…. Give em a break..
just remember to always be cautious buying a used boat
I say that alllll the time! 😂
Was eating lunch with the family overlooking a boat ramp. Three old guys, about my age now were coming back from fishing. They put the boat on the trailer. Outboard still down. One guy hopped in the truck and pulled the boat out of the water. As it climbed the concrete ramp the boat slid off the trailer and the outboard lower unit exploded into chunks as it hit the concrete, then the entire boat smacked the concrete. No bow strap. Whoops!
That was an expensive mistake.
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This is why i won't go near a boat ramp on the weekend
I don't like my entertainment to come from others embarrassment, but..... this is the best stuff around. I like to guess what wrong move they will make next, so, maybe I do like entertainment to come from others misery. Sorry..I think
Most intelligent thing in the whole video was the appearance of Mr. Finger. Is certainly wasn’t Captain Can’t Drive.
I have these two nearly vertical rubber rollers on the back of my trailer , ,,, i back down the ramp until 4 inches of those rollers are out of the water ... works for me
Ed: So Bob, what sort of boat would you say that is?
Bob: Jet. Deffinitely.
Ed: Oh, I think you might be wrong on this one Bob, that Merc clearly was a prop jobbie.
Bob: Nope, jet. Definitely jet. Id-jet to be precice.
Ed: ....you know something Bob? Sometimes you're just a surly, mean old man.
Bob: Maybe, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.
He could have left the rope on the starboard side just pushed it out to the left a bit and let the slack go with with the boat, hop up on the dock and whip it around to bswing the front around.
He did ok, i have seen a lot worse. Good job man!!
He’d have more freeboard if he’d remove the anchor. 🤷♂️
Actually kinda impressive how straight and level he got it on the trailer, with it that far in the water!!!! I’ve seen many more experienced people do a lot worse!!! I bet many of your boats are on the trailer a lot more messed up than his is right now!!! lol
Turn the fuel on THEN crank the starter. Oops, forgot I pulled the dead man switch.
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It can be tough when it's windy. Give them a break.
I think I met that guy at the ramp today. Sometimes I wonder how they make it to the lake and back home safe🤷🏼♂️
Well that was painful 😮
I think, by leaving his wife Gertha in the boat mighta actually helped.🤗
Harry N' Charlie's rules for tournament bass fishing...... Rule #1 Avoid partners that weigh more than your boat does. (Quoted from an issue of Bassmasters magazine from the 1980's)
Ive helped my fair share of beginners. From back up trailers to power loading. This isnt the worst. But ive also had my fair share of people that wanted zero help, as they beaching a new boat and pontoon right at the launch.
That poor starter, cooking it.
I had to subscribe. 😮
Boating course?!?... I don't need no stinkin boating course, im wearing a PFD ain't I ??😅
You did make "stuff" up.
Forget about boating... We want to go Ramp Hoggin'😂
I know us fisherman get up early, but he must have left his brain at home.
Unless you know someone that can teach you, go to the boat launch and watch people launch and load their boats. Bring popcorn. It could be pretty entertaining. The only time I had an issue was when my buddy forgot to put the drain plug in like I told him to do. Next thing I hear is "Hey Rob, your boat is sinking." I got to it in time.
jeese, I would hate to be in line behind that first guy. If I take more than 72 seconds to load or launch I feel bad.
You found an awesome ramp!
I was blessed to have a dad that showed me how to load a boat and back a trailer. Miss you dad 😢
#1 tip for using boat ramps. Stay away from them on the weekends!
Yes! Especially this one!
Let's just face it boats just aren't for everyone
He may not be a smart man, but he knows what love is.
The first and main thing is if you can’t back a trailer you have no business owning a boat. And just because your vehicle can pull your boat doesn’t mean you should be using it to pull a boat. You must be able to stop it as well.
who has a boat trailer with no side guides on it, pure ////////////
next time I want to take a nap I'll watch this video.
I aim to please! Happy napping! 🥱
I want a boat, I want a boat, wait how do you load and unload it 😂😂😂😂
Some people have no business owning a boat. They are more dangerous than a dinosaur
There are so many people that should not own boats. It’s not that difficult.
Judging by the amount of boats flying by I would be fishing at night
It looks like he had motor failure. Everyone's assuming he's just an idiot.
Easy to see why some people get mad and frustrated waiting to get their boats in or out of the water. People should spend their money on toys they can handle.
I like the truck.
I'm taking my boat out for the first time tomorrow. Please don't let this be me!
Just wonder what the fiberglass on the bottom looks like from bouncing on the concrete. Just Damn!
Right? 😳
Well at least he got the boat on the trailer. I did cringe a bit when the truck’s exhaust was in the water and the engine was not rev’d to keep the water out.🙀
Paint on the prop? no problem scuff it off, crack in the hull fill it in with toothpaste, mooring line too long chop it off, hard to dock pull the drain plug....put down my phone....lol ...no way I'm not a scuba or boating instructor...!!!! Note to novice boaters, boats don't handle like cars and if you own a boat be sure to know or be a mechanic!
To be fair driving a boat is hard.
Tell me you just bought your first boat without telling me you just bought your first boat...Looks kinda like my boss while claiming he has 40 years in the marine industry...
Been at a marina all my adult life. These guys are tame compared to some I’ve seen.