you're gonna sit here on lana myer's internet and speak this into the world when you just enjoyed haunting adeline 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 perhaps this is karma for when i didn't like all your faves during tbr takeover
If Jeremy has the brainpower to come up with such an elaborate insult,you'd think he'd be able to roll the damn clip on time. Travis babe I'm so sorry.
Jordaline I can’t 🤣🤣 I will never ever watch a video from you at work again!! I laughed so hard that I had to go outside for a “coffee break” before being asked to leave…😂
I am just starting my journey watching this video so I am just going off the title right now but FINALLY someone else who isn't embarrassing themselves on this here internet saying they like this sh-i--t 💩 settling down to watch now, see you on the other side
I feel like these could have been really fun if they were a saphic dark romance where, as you said, Lana was a lesbian and the FBI agent was a bisexual girly. Her ex could be another agent but it would be a guy which would explain the antagonism and he could be constantly whispering in the love interests' ear that something is up with the Lana. And he could be more antagonistic to her in logical ways like noticing bruises or cuts that look like self defence marks.
Omg, Bug and his swishy tail and purrs trying to comfort you…Loved the kitty and cooking interludes. Where did the stew recipe go? I’ve never heard of this series, yay. When will you write your Tiffanies an excellent book series? You have great ideas, as you know, and we would read your books. ❤
I am LOVING your energy right now Jordaline!! Make-up is on ❤🔥I have no shame in my dark romance era, eating it up and the Mindf**k series I read last year and couldn't get enough, the female rage .... YES!! It doesn't have to make sense or have a plot, I am having a morally grey, good time! Haunting Adeline will be finished tonight so I can check out your vlog 😶🌫 you're a Queen!! favourite channel this year 🖤
Im so mad these books made you hate my name! 😂😂😂 i love you so much! In all seriousness....thank you for saving me from these books. I have the first one sitting in my KU. I had also heard "they arent really romances (i dont read romance) they are a really great horror thriller" I had been lied to as well! 😂
I saw the title and dropped everything to start watching. I am SO here for it! Hilarious queen is on a roll in this one! I read the first one and thought it was just okay - I wanted more gore and death 😂
Omg I recommended Butcher and Blackbird based on last week's video and now I have to double recommend it! Personally, I would say that it sits somewhere between Mindf*ck (based on your commentary, I haven't read it) and They Never Learn. It is a romance, but it's got more murder and it's so funny!
😂I won’t be reading these,I don’t want romantic slush in place of torture either 😄loving all the cat content 🥰your stew 😋loving your hair 😍have you seen The War of the Roses with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner? That film is a good lovers to enemies 😂poor Travis x
this title & review is iconic. i personally loved Lana Myers but Logan and alll of the men in the story were.... meh. romance? meh. LOOOL. as far as dark romances go tho, i thought the plot was well done. especially in not romanticizing SA which i appreciated.
jordaline when I TELL YOU that I gave up after the third book, giving the first three all two stars, I genuinely was so sad that I was not one of the bookish besties who got it. I just wanted to be a part of the club because everyone seems to love it so I'm really glad to know I'm not the only one who disliked it 😂
I'm crying with laughter. The white, hetero male at the back 😂 and THEN you go from talking about pegging to stew. Oh my god. I never laugh hard at RUclips videos. But this. Crying with laughter
first of all thank you for saving me from reading this series, i literally almost started listening to it a couple of days ago, because booktube is obsessed with it. i just didn't because i have papers to write. also you mentioned watching BL and i know you talk about books here but i'd love it if you talked about BL shows that you like and don't like in a video, just saying.
Yeah your descriptions of the books sounds like some Straight People Romance nonsense. Its just not giving true revenge its giving "I can fix them through the power of bad sex"
So far you have saved me a lot of money , this one and haunting Adeline not for me and I trust you because I hated verity 😂 Stew recipe please queen 😘💗
Just by the title alone, thank god I’m not alone 👏👏 watching vid now lol 16:26 hey Braden 😂😂 Unpopular opinion, I like the original individual covers more, favorite is probably Scarlet Angel 46:10 the sex scenes being the most boring vanilla missionary 💩 too ☠️ I went into the book before it was popular on booktube expecting a spicy romance since that was how booktwt was marketing it and was so disappointed, the romance was the worst part. So knowing you went in expecting the revenge killing and it still sucked gives me a little satisfaction 👌 Spoilers for series so I’ll enter a few times: Spoilers The two queer characters ending up together and just having threesomes bothered me too with the way it was done What really angered me was how the one who did the worst to her and instigated everything, is the one she spends the least amount of time torturing. It felt like an afterthought when it should have been more important
after all the hype i gave the first book a go and I simply had to DNF, I Did Not Like It. So thank you for validating my feelings, sorry to all the girlies who like this series because.... no
I think a lot of these books should move into a new genre called absolutely-no-romance-to-be-found-here. Making you wish we would be moving over to asexual reproduction like amoeba just to be done with this crap. Give me amoeba literature!
Heres the recipe bbz! Soz for the wait! 😊✨️
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you're gonna sit here on lana myer's internet and speak this into the world when you just enjoyed haunting adeline 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 perhaps this is karma for when i didn't like all your faves during tbr takeover
My first thought was "Jordaline, did you tell Sara about this video......."
DAMN
If Jeremy has the brainpower to come up with such an elaborate insult,you'd think he'd be able to roll the damn clip on time. Travis babe I'm so sorry.
🤣😭😂
I'm living for the tea between Travis and Jeremy - just sat here like "what drama is Jeremy starting today?!" with my popcorn
Jordaline I can’t 🤣🤣
I will never ever watch a video from you at work again!! I laughed so hard that I had to go outside for a “coffee break” before being asked to leave…😂
Not being asked to leave😂🤣
4:34 JEREMY CALLED HIM A WHAT?!?!😂😂 Also, I saw the title of the video and just HAD to watch😂
"start playing two-player Jumanji" is WILDDD
I am just starting my journey watching this video so I am just going off the title right now but FINALLY someone else who isn't embarrassing themselves on this here internet saying they like this sh-i--t 💩 settling down to watch now, see you on the other side
If Katie sees this comment, I said what I said
@@GavinReadsItAll ok katie might not have seen it yet but this is dowry of blood all over again gavin 😭😭😭😭😭
I respect a firm voice of reason 😅
The way that this title personally victimized me lmao. I thought we liked and respected each other Jordaline 😢😂
same I was like wait what -
I feel like these could have been really fun if they were a saphic dark romance where, as you said, Lana was a lesbian and the FBI agent was a bisexual girly. Her ex could be another agent but it would be a guy which would explain the antagonism and he could be constantly whispering in the love interests' ear that something is up with the Lana. And he could be more antagonistic to her in logical ways like noticing bruises or cuts that look like self defence marks.
The Bug break was the best part of my day 😂❤❤❤
So glad someone else didn’t like this train wreck. I forced myself because everyone said it gets better after book three and it never got better😭
pls leak the lip gloss you used in the your intro clip! it looks so good!!
Your Lisa rant was everything Peter Paul Luke John
“You know me I hate being judgy” we dooo know you 👀🤪💀
This was so entertaining! Also, I love when you incorporate cooking into your videos 🥰
The title has dragged me through the mud 😂
I've been rooting for Jeremy this whole time. What a disappointment.
Ok I'm so glad that came out bc Travis told me a long time ago but he said not to say anything and I was this close to spilling the tea
Time to cancel Jeremy for real this time!!! I'm totally on Travis side 😒
Omg, Bug and his swishy tail and purrs trying to comfort you…Loved the kitty and cooking interludes. Where did the stew recipe go? I’ve never heard of this series, yay. When will you write your Tiffanies an excellent book series? You have great ideas, as you know, and we would read your books. ❤
A full hour of beautiful jordaline, what a treat!
Came for tearing apart bad books in an entertaining way, stayed for the cooking aesthetic, that was gorgeous can I have the recipe??
Dark romance is an avenue I like seeing others explore, but wouldn't dare to do it myself. 😂
Jordaline reading dark romance is EXACTLY what I needed!
I am LOVING your energy right now Jordaline!! Make-up is on ❤🔥I have no shame in my dark romance era, eating it up and the Mindf**k series I read last year and couldn't get enough, the female rage .... YES!! It doesn't have to make sense or have a plot, I am having a morally grey, good time! Haunting Adeline will be finished tonight so I can check out your vlog 😶🌫 you're a Queen!! favourite channel this year 🖤
Im so mad these books made you hate my name! 😂😂😂 i love you so much! In all seriousness....thank you for saving me from these books. I have the first one sitting in my KU. I had also heard "they arent really romances (i dont read romance) they are a really great horror thriller"
I had been lied to as well! 😂
Hi, can you tell Jeremy to link the stew recipe?
Loving the rants! Lol!
I saw the title and dropped everything to start watching. I am SO here for it! Hilarious queen is on a roll in this one! I read the first one and thought it was just okay - I wanted more gore and death 😂
Omg I recommended Butcher and Blackbird based on last week's video and now I have to double recommend it! Personally, I would say that it sits somewhere between Mindf*ck (based on your commentary, I haven't read it) and They Never Learn. It is a romance, but it's got more murder and it's so funny!
Hey Brayden! We’re glad you’re here! 😂
joey (my bf) is currently your Brayden watching this over my shoulder lmfao
The way you said patreon slayed. Healthy queen 👑🖤
😂I won’t be reading these,I don’t want romantic slush in place of torture either 😄loving all the cat content 🥰your stew 😋loving your hair 😍have you seen The War of the Roses with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner? That film is a good lovers to enemies 😂poor Travis x
this title & review is iconic. i personally loved Lana Myers but Logan and alll of the men in the story were.... meh. romance? meh. LOOOL. as far as dark romances go tho, i thought the plot was well done. especially in not romanticizing SA which i appreciated.
This is my exact opinion as well
Maybe Alpha means something like Andrew Tate kinda dudes??? I would totally be fine with them being victimized in this book then XD
Can you put your stew recipe? Started this series today now I’m
seeing this. The start is weak ☠️❤
Yeaahhh imma need that stew recipe please!
🤣 lmfao thank you for this because I read book one and COULD NOT! lol
i've been debating on reading this series cause all I hear is how great it is..... I'm glad I haven't thank you so much for this honestly.
this makeup look ATE
Omg when you said people have been "fapping" to these books I lost it. Haven't heard anyone use that phrase online in like 10 years Lol
I liked these books when I read them years ago. What I liked MORE was this video of you shitting on them LOL! You are so entertaining 🤣❤
jordaline when I TELL YOU that I gave up after the third book, giving the first three all two stars, I genuinely was so sad that I was not one of the bookish besties who got it. I just wanted to be a part of the club because everyone seems to love it so I'm really glad to know I'm not the only one who disliked it 😂
I'm crying with laughter. The white, hetero male at the back 😂 and THEN you go from talking about pegging to stew. Oh my god. I never laugh hard at RUclips videos. But this. Crying with laughter
I loved The Mindfuck Series. It was good feminine-rage filled fun.
I'm all here for Jeremy and Travis' drama.
I had a feeling to avoid this series and you solidified that 😂😂
This series is on my wishlist can't wait to check it out. Just starting getting into dark eomance⚰️🪦💀👻📚☕
first of all thank you for saving me from reading this series, i literally almost started listening to it a couple of days ago, because booktube is obsessed with it. i just didn't because i have papers to write.
also you mentioned watching BL and i know you talk about books here but i'd love it if you talked about BL shows that you like and don't like in a video, just saying.
Jordaline! Can we get the recipe for soup?! It looks yummy 🤤
Thank you for saving me time and energy.
Is it even a Jordaline vlog without some ambiguous smear on the back of her hand at all times 😍 I live kween ❣️
Can I have the full spoiler break down because I COULD NOT make it past the first book, but I too want to know what happens. 😭
Yeah your descriptions of the books sounds like some Straight People Romance nonsense. Its just not giving true revenge its giving "I can fix them through the power of bad sex"
Can someone tell me why this video is blurry as fuck and the quality adjust button is 'not available'? 😭 Only this video, rest of RUclips is fine.
I’m watching this on my death bed. I am so fucking sick right now, but baby girl this video helped me. Thank you so much. Also I’m on Jeremy’s side.
Looking gorgeous Queen Jordaline 😍🙏 oh no! Did this measly unworthy book series displease our queen? Unacceptable 🙄 off to the trash with it!!!!
what would katie colson say or think
Please make merch that says DELULU on it! Hahaha
So far you have saved me a lot of money , this one and haunting Adeline not for me and I trust you because I hated verity 😂
Stew recipe please queen 😘💗
Jordaline I need you to know the author of this series was murdered by her husband after stabbing him I’m not sure who was defending themselves
Wow! I did not know that.
I read it was a car accident
@@Shannirae i encourage people to dive into it! There’s a lot of conflicting information super weird situation
Why is Jeremy being so difficult
Brayden needs to be the next Tiffany
Just by the title alone, thank god I’m not alone 👏👏 watching vid now lol
16:26 hey Braden 😂😂 Unpopular opinion, I like the original individual covers more, favorite is probably Scarlet Angel
46:10 the sex scenes being the most boring vanilla missionary 💩 too ☠️
I went into the book before it was popular on booktube expecting a spicy romance since that was how booktwt was marketing it and was so disappointed, the romance was the worst part. So knowing you went in expecting the revenge killing and it still sucked gives me a little satisfaction 👌
Spoilers for series so I’ll enter a few times:
Spoilers
The two queer characters ending up together and just having threesomes bothered me too with the way it was done
What really angered me was how the one who did the worst to her and instigated everything, is the one she spends the least amount of time torturing. It felt like an afterthought when it should have been more important
Need the stew recipe please Tiffany!
Already can’t wait for when you drunk roast this again in your worst books of 2024
I can excuse torture not being on page but I draw the line at girls fighting when they could be kissing 🙄😊 Not on my tbr anymore ✌️
I feel so validated watching this video. I gave all of them like 3 stars but to be honest it was not good 😭
"That's the kine of warfare you don't find outside of the middle east" 💀
I'm about 15 minutes in and wondering if you've seen the recent film Lisa Frankenstein.
So you're telling me Travis is avaliable?
Iconic 😂
2 player jumanji LMAO
Yeah, you know, that sixth Beatle, Luke.
after all the hype i gave the first book a go and I simply had to DNF, I Did Not Like It. So thank you for validating my feelings, sorry to all the girlies who like this series because.... no
Was Bug saying something poignant about the Jeremy and Travis situation?? Let him speak on it!
Your makeup❤🖤
hey hi hello i don’t mind the series but it’s so painfully unrealistic that it made me so mad
I was super disappointed too :/
I was just about to read this shit. So grateful for this vlog saving my precious hours!! ❤
It was also just EXTREMELY unbelievable. Like made no fucking sense
Who is Tiffany?
Gorgeous gorgeous gorl!!!
Babygirl Alpha! 💕😄
Thank god someone else hated these books 🙌
I'll await your strongly worded email 🥰
I feel SEEN! It was awful. The hype is crazy 😂
Read Killing Me by Michelle Gagnon for some queer love with a serial killer!
I would subscribe an infinite amount of times. You’re welcome.
Thank you for this video. I just don’t understand the hype with this book series at all and definitely won’t be reading it.
JORDALINE why haven't you started an ASMR channel?
Yeah it was pretty awful. I read all of them thinking it must get good if everyone loved it.. no no no
I beg you, please do ASMR 🙌🏼
Thank you for saying it! The writing is so bad, I don't understand how anyone was so in love with this
I think a lot of these books should move into a new genre called absolutely-no-romance-to-be-found-here. Making you wish we would be moving over to asexual reproduction like amoeba just to be done with this crap. Give me amoeba literature!
I think you probably have more straight male viewers than you think--just not the uptight "bro" ones. I told my husband about you.
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that middle east comment was unnecessary...
Yea it caught me off guard