Extreme Subsea Engineering: Shell’s New Vito Platform

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @charbroiledmonk1033
    @charbroiledmonk1033 11 месяцев назад +32

    I'm just waiting for the rest of the angry mob to get here...
    🔥🔥🔥

    • @kaitang3226
      @kaitang3226 11 месяцев назад +6

      Not angry, but not even surprised they are willing to do whatever for money. It's just pathetic.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm more disgusted.

  • @AndreaRoll
    @AndreaRoll 11 месяцев назад +36

    i finally get it, "Shell" stands for "She'll do anything for money"

    • @SMGAPR8
      @SMGAPR8 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @radiotriphammer
    @radiotriphammer 11 месяцев назад +65

    I love your fake enthusiasm! I mean, it obviously makes me cringe, but it's also pretty neat to watch your poor decision making in taking the job to act in this heinous propaganda. You know what you've done here, and you know exactly why a lot of us are moving on from you forever.

  • @TheBluemindedGod
    @TheBluemindedGod 11 месяцев назад +21

    Shell: Destroying the planet AND your childhood.

  • @geshoosback
    @geshoosback 11 месяцев назад +36

    "I'm Kari Byron, and I need some cash flow! Join me in smiling as I walk around Shell's brand new -DeathStar- Vito Platform

  • @Abteilol
    @Abteilol 8 месяцев назад +8

    either die a hero, or see yourself become a villian (or get bought by one). RIP Grant, you're the hero in this story.

  • @kchiem
    @kchiem 11 месяцев назад +4

    8:04 what's with the Amazon package?

  • @Luckdragon2000
    @Luckdragon2000 Месяц назад +1

    Kari Byron sold out her principals when she shilled for Shell Oil (or maybe she never was a real environmentalist and it was all an act). In any case, she's an oil industry shill for Shell, and she lost my support the minute she began shilling for Shell Oil. Just search and you'll see all the juicy videos where she does their bidding thinking we old Mythbuster fans wouldn't see through her shilling. She's willing to give up her environmental principals for that sweet oil industry money when a trillion dollar company offers her swaths of money to tell her long standing Mythbusters fanbase to trust a company responsible for helping destroy our environment through political manipulation and heavy-handed propaganda. What a sad ending to her once illustrious career.

  • @Positive_Tea
    @Positive_Tea 11 месяцев назад +21

    Kari sold her soul to the devil on this one.

  • @lawbinson
    @lawbinson 8 месяцев назад +2

    I wish we could get a Mythbuster's episode on this series.

  • @syntaxerorr
    @syntaxerorr 11 месяцев назад +6

    They really said It's time to lay some pipe.

  • @dorothym8350
    @dorothym8350 4 месяца назад +2

    The technology here is mind-blowing. Thank you Kari. You did such a great job❤

  • @hellivakeister
    @hellivakeister 11 месяцев назад +18

    My homeland burns because of past decisions which ultimately supported oil and gas. This rig isn't "efficient", it's disgusting and arachaic. Go visit some of the pioneering renewables companies and you'll earn back some of my respect. So disappointed in you Kari.

  • @carlosrootsbassman
    @carlosrootsbassman 11 месяцев назад +1

    I thought this was going to be a vid about her soul.

  • @superpoochable
    @superpoochable 11 месяцев назад +4

    I'm not even mad Kari, just disappointed.

  • @roander1337
    @roander1337 Год назад +39

    Yeah, let's celebrate oil and gas rather than transitioning to sustainable energy. Also Kari, extremely dissapointed you've put your face to one of the larest greenhouse gas emmiters in human history.

    • @carholic-sz3qv
      @carholic-sz3qv Год назад

      Stop talking nonsense!!! There are literally millions of oil byproducts, Elon musk the EV maker is also burning tons of fossil fuels for with his rockets and private jet... for you to have internet and other services.

    • @carholic-sz3qv
      @carholic-sz3qv Год назад +13

      The tires of your EV, the cables and their insulations, even the roads on which they drive are made from oil, the grid and power and charging stations also possible because of oil and ICE. Even windfarms offshore are possible with oil field technology.

    • @clintsmith3408
      @clintsmith3408 11 месяцев назад +7

      The phone, or computer, the parts and pieces of your internet router, all made possible due to O&G.

    • @jbcmh81
      @jbcmh81 11 месяцев назад

      50 social credits to you!@@carholic-sz3qv

  • @ridhobaihaqi144
    @ridhobaihaqi144 Год назад +5

    Mythbuster

  • @discoverlight
    @discoverlight 11 месяцев назад +4

    I just don’t get the amount of hate in the comments, I don’t know if is about Kari or the fact that they’re extraction more oil, this is an amazing piece of engineering, that’s what this is about, if ppl are hurting bcz of the climate change, well good luck trying to save the planet with EVs and Windmills and without the masterminds behind projects like this and the actual oil. About Kari is been years since I don’t watch the Mythbuster and hence her, I enjoyed so much and learned with her, back when tv was cool. Keep up the good job both Kari and Shell. And please consider bringing more episode like this one.

  • @3ormore887
    @3ormore887 11 месяцев назад +7

    oh no Kari, why did you do this‽ Shell...? smh.

  • @TheFlowersOfNaivety
    @TheFlowersOfNaivety 3 месяца назад +1

    Gross shilling

  • @roblee3460
    @roblee3460 11 месяцев назад +5

    Cringe...

  • @nvcn86
    @nvcn86 11 месяцев назад +3

    i hope this pays well enough to make up for the complete betrayal of your fanbase.

  • @Lolominator2
    @Lolominator2 11 месяцев назад +4

    Be ashamed of yourself.

  • @florianhess5032
    @florianhess5032 9 месяцев назад

    BOYKOTT ANY OIL!!!

  • @LeandroVerdan
    @LeandroVerdan 11 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing video.

  • @joaoalbertodosanjosgomes1536
    @joaoalbertodosanjosgomes1536 10 месяцев назад

    A bigger profile picture of logo on your RUclips channel.🙏.

  • @nacs
    @nacs 11 месяцев назад +5

    Kari shilling for planet destroying company Shell. Exxon next Kari?

  • @vylbird8014
    @vylbird8014 7 месяцев назад

    Total shell-out.

  • @AnyBodyWannaPeanut
    @AnyBodyWannaPeanut 11 месяцев назад +2

    Oh no Kari. 😨

  • @namastyle
    @namastyle 11 месяцев назад +13

    People will hate on O&G companies while typing from their keyboards and getting food and packages delivered to their door, driving to and from suburban centers all instead of seriously considering all that they and their offspring are consuming while providing little benefit to society themselves. The fact is that there is an incredibly massive ecosystem of skilled design engineers, geologists, support staff, and technical labor involved to get that barrel of crude out from the middle of nowhere and into a refined product at the pump just so you can take your gas-guzzling pickup truck to the grocery store.
    That's not to say that we should consider the possibility of directing all this talent and effort into renewable energy sources, or that these energy companies still profit from ecological damage, but of course complaining on the internet is infinitely easier than picking up some math and engineering skills that can be directed towards designing and improving cleaner alternatives.

    • @MrWooaa
      @MrWooaa 11 месяцев назад +8

      I work in solar panels and still hate this.

    • @carlosrootsbassman
      @carlosrootsbassman 11 месяцев назад +7

      Becuase there are few other options but to conform to society.

  • @Sebach82
    @Sebach82 11 месяцев назад +4

    Bloodmoney, Kari.

  • @tristanwegner
    @tristanwegner 11 месяцев назад +10

    Very cool to see and impressive engineering, even if the world says it does not have a long term future. But it is still educational to look at, the same way steam locomotives are interesting. Unless we solve global warming another way and want to get more of the valuable carbon back into the biosphere.

    • @denkoumasato
      @denkoumasato 11 месяцев назад

      You're a grade A moron aren't you

  • @Kiiandra
    @Kiiandra Год назад +2

    👨‍🔧👀👍👌

  • @Janthony00
    @Janthony00 11 месяцев назад +2

    Nationalize all oil companies now.

    • @chrishedlund2688
      @chrishedlund2688 11 месяцев назад +3

      That has worked great for Venezuela!!!

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 7 месяцев назад

      And keep them around just long enough to power the transition away from them.

  • @SanDukey
    @SanDukey Год назад +1

    9:28 is me to my wife

  • @kalabhussain
    @kalabhussain Год назад +2

    W W w w w o o w w w W W 👏

  • @Generic42
    @Generic42 11 месяцев назад

    Oh Kari

  • @oyvind5490
    @oyvind5490 Год назад +8

    Thanks for sharing. I love the video 😊

    • @mimibuick
      @mimibuick 11 месяцев назад

      Good video,
      I left comment boss don't fire me now.

  • @peepeepoopoo1399
    @peepeepoopoo1399 11 месяцев назад

    She is so freaking annoying now that she’s the main host

  • @kresimirmilisa5560
    @kresimirmilisa5560 Год назад +6

    very good to see this.

  • @Sukhumvit1
    @Sukhumvit1 11 месяцев назад +5

    Awesome series. 2 weeks until I’m back out working in the North Sea for shell 😎

    • @jackskudlarek3138
      @jackskudlarek3138 11 месяцев назад +7

      What do you gain for this? Is it just brownie points or is there a counter for how much propaganda you put out?

    • @lithium25693
      @lithium25693 11 месяцев назад

      @@jackskudlarek3138 money

  • @ahmedredoy8253
    @ahmedredoy8253 11 месяцев назад +2

    I need a job.Iam a forklift operator

  • @jameswhite1319
    @jameswhite1319 Год назад +3

    I been offshore in the 80s I love to food just not the 4 months I spent out here, ps green hat means your new so your a worm

  • @Fireslingerpirate
    @Fireslingerpirate 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love the spotlight on the engineering marvels that go into resource extraction. Thanks for taking the time to do the series, Kari! Cool collaboration.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 7 месяцев назад

      It it cool tech, no denying. But it is cool tech that is, by its nature, destructive for everyone in the long term. It's chasing shareholder returns and economic growth today, because the costs will be paid in decades to come. It's like watching a video from the seventies on the chemical engineering of tetra-ethyl lead in gasoline. People may have marvelled at the wonders of chemistry, but even then the likes of Shell were warming up a campaign to discredit and silence sideline scientific research showing the health consequences of lead accumulation.

  • @nvincenth
    @nvincenth 11 месяцев назад

    Sad.

  • @kabdisoheyb8505
    @kabdisoheyb8505 Год назад +3

    Good luck to all

  • @joeandassociatesinc2650
    @joeandassociatesinc2650 11 месяцев назад

    And those millionaires they could go down in a PS5. 😂

  • @nicolasbecerramondaca6004
    @nicolasbecerramondaca6004 11 месяцев назад +1

    🌟

  • @psn9086
    @psn9086 11 месяцев назад +2

    OMG, Keri Byron!
    ..and in a Shell coverall! I'm in Shell coverall right now!

  • @charleslindsay-tr3gd
    @charleslindsay-tr3gd Год назад +8

    Just Excellent. Congratulations on this accomplishment. I remember hearing of some of these things during my time with the project. The video really brings things home. I look forward to the other Episodes.

  • @flaviogoncalves4009
    @flaviogoncalves4009 11 месяцев назад +2

    Very nice video! Cheers Alfredo!

  • @ABC_ColorGame
    @ABC_ColorGame Год назад

    I am aware of how the vito dimension regulates the uppardack, lowardack, and pathon joints in the Hull fitting.