Things That Make Your Dad Mad
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When my dads pissed off i tell him its better too be pissed off than pissed on and then he usually laughs and snaps outta it lol
Depends on who is doing the pissing.
That’s a good one
A classic
Ima remember that one 😂
Yep. Use a Dad joke against them and it’s their kryptonite.
hold the flashlight straight
And keep it on what I'm working on, why is the light on the alternator am I working on the alternator right now
Spent many hours holding the flashlight in the winter while he checked something on his car. Golden moments. I didn't actually freeze to death just thought that I might.
Holy crap,I always thought my pops was the only one that did this.
for real. hold the dang light where i can see, you don't need to see.
Ooooof, that one hit close to home.
Leave a light on in a room you are not in.
Mines kinda the opposite, has to have every light on!
yup, "turn something off. this electric meter is spinning like a top!"
Real story about my dad.
We had a small tree fall over in our yard once from some strong storm winds and poorly being rooted in some rocky and clay soil. So we rented a wood chipper and mulched it all up.
This was in autumn, maybe around September or October many years ago. So he was out wearing the flannel over his shirt. Pack of red Marlboro's in the flannel pocket.
Well, a branch snagged around the jacket and began to pull him in toward the chipper. I grabbed him around the waist and pulled back. He and I both rolled away from the chipper, and it tore and took his flannel with it.
(The reason why I didn't just run over to shut the chipper off was because 1. I was closer to him than the chipper and 2. The chipper was on the opposite side of a chain link fence in the driveway behind our back yard. So I'd have to either scale the fence or run around to the gate. Either way, it was easier to get to him first)
After we got our footing from the excitement, I asked him if he was okay. He said, and I damn near quote him on this:
"No, the fucker took my smokes!"
Miss you, Dad. RIP (2009; pancreatic cancer)
Sorry about your dad.😢 Great story 😂
My dad passed 2 years later 2011 cerosis of the liver. It doesn’t get easier.
Thought for sure you were going to bring up touching the thermostat 🤣
Especially considering it was the thumbnail, LOL. That gets me so frustrated, more than my kids though, are guests who have the sac to touch it. Next time get a hotel if you don't like my climate, haha!
This is only part 1. It will take a whole series just to scratch the surface of this topic. Looking forward to parts 2-17
Dad heated with wood most of the winter so the furnace was left at a baseline 62. To turn up the heat all you had to do was open up the air vent on the stove a bit, and maybe throw a little wood on the fire. I learned not to complain if the house was chilly (it hardly ever was) as I'd be the one going out to the woodshed to get more wood. :)
@@brianboehmer43 I’d be down for that!
He trolled us with that Thumbnail. Ha. Thought the same thing too.
Using his stuff and not putting it back was a pretty effective way to send my old man over the edge
I can certainly relate to this one.
If it's not put back where it belongs, it's as good as gone forever. Even if it's only one drawer wrong in the toolbox.
As a dad, yes. This. 😂
100%
Every time
My old man was born to give lectures. Circular lectures. Ones that lead back to the first point he made an hour ago that he has now since forgotten that will undoubtedly lead him through the rest of the points he's already made. Any mention of this will result in further lectures.
Id rather hear a lecture than do the job tbh
I’ve been dealing with that for 42 years. It’s usually accompanied by what a failure I am. You have my compassionate sympathies.
This is hilarious!!
The anger is necessary. I have three teens. It is necessary. 😂
And frequently I'd hear the phrase, "if you paid attention, you might learn something."
solid life advice for just about anything.
"Dad's don't love danger, they just hate safety." CLASSIC!
This feels like You Betcha made a trip home recently…
This was so spot on! Lol. My dad did most of these things, and I used to roll my eyes. But now that he's been gone for 12 years, I'd give anything to have him back doing this stuff. ❤
Love the classic Midwest split-level house. Shot right there in the kitchen/dining room
I worked as the facilities and ropes director at a camp. I was the oldest staff member (by a lot) and felt like the camp dad. I would wander around in cargo pants and new balance shoes turning off the lights and muttering about the power bill. I was trying out for The Walking Dad. I felt a great disturbance in the force every time someone touched the thermostat.
“Booking flights 2 years in advance” 😆
My dad not being able to find a pen would send him into an endless rant about how he's going to buy every pen in the "god damn" store next time, etc. lol
The irony is that I wasn't paying attention so I had to rewind and listen to Miles talk about the cash thing again lol
When my dad is pissed off... wait, I don't have a dad.
Midwest dads are so chill, my dad would be pissed over the smallest things. Like my existence.
Growing up is real life Inception.
I despised my dad when I was growing up, and he also did not have a favorable opinion about me. Now that I'm in my early 30's, I realize that my dad didn't like that I had not turned into him yet, and I didn't like my dad because I had not turned into him yet.
Now, we sit on the back patio on my property, drink a couple of beers, and stare at the corn field.
Nailed it
U got a gpa to sit back there with ya?
My dad told me he was proud of me once. He was drunk and me and my sister still talk about it 😆
Yep…got a kid going to college and potentially med school 100% free from scholarships and another going to be just as successful. Proud as hell of both of them. But, I’ll never tell those dumbasses that.
Dad's gonna check the dipstick so he knows whether or not to chew out the "DIPSTICK" 😤
Yup this is accurate af all these things are things my dad does 😂😂😂
Can confirm on the gas. So many times, I'd let him borrow my trucker and I'd get it back full. Felt so good to get free gas. Now with these gas prices, I wish he'd still do that 🤣
My grandpa believed it was cheaper keeping the top half of the gas tank full.
leaving 1 sec on the microwave. always gets me and my dad. 1.) it messes up the clock, all dads must know what time it is in every room and 2.) wasted energy to hit cancel and put in the right time.
The light blinks incessantly, like it's on life support.
Dads get mad when you do a target commercial as well
Lookin' slim, dude!
Yeah he is, damn . That's definitely not how a dad looks let alone a Midwest dad lol. Looking good
leave the frig door even slightly open.
Why leave it open in the least???
Your dad's right to get pissed off by that, what a waste of food and electricity.
Oohhh I can’t stand repeating myself lmao I felt that one idk why but I go from 0-100 super quick
Don't replace an empty roll of toilet paper.
My Dad’s go to was getting so pissed when I’d come home from college on the weekends and bring all my clothes to do laundry at the house. He would say “K-Boy, I swear to God I’m gonna install a quarter machine on the washer and dryer like the laundry mat. I could retire off how much laundry you do”. The funny thing is, he was paying the majority of my bills in college so he was paying for laundry either way, no matter where I did it. I guess he was just angry about paying for college and was voicing it, hahaha. Cracks me up when I think about it.
68 degrees was for 3 rooms on the first floor. The upstairs where we slept wasn't heated even at 30 below.
Oh boy do I remember that. We had central heating but dad loved to heat with the woodstove in the living room. It would be in the 70's downstairs but upstairs where my bedroom was could get a bit nippy. The furnace would kick in at 62. But the thermostat was downstairs and it was well above 62 there pretty much all night. There were plenty of mornings where I had a pretty thick layer of ice on the water glass I'd brought up the night before.
As an adult I’ve slept in a room so cold I saw my breath
I gave my kids the rooms by the woodstove
That’s why they made blankets and longjohns. You will be sleeping. You won’t feel the cold.
I'm sure there were plenty of times dad was pretty frustrated with me but he never once got mad or lost his temper. Sure do miss him.
Me: *Turns up the thermostat by a degree from 68*
Dad: *the second he comes home from work* who turned up the heat??
My dad blames me for losing tools to this day. Even the ones he’s lost in the 13 years I’ve been in another state
You are a funny bastard. I am a dad of 4 and you are spot on!❤
This is my dad and my husband🤣🤣
My dad wasn't the hot tempered one of my parents. But as a teenager I do remember some incidents ... like when I loaded his gun with the wrong size shells and he had to pry them all out. Luckily I didn't fire it. And when I poured hamburger grease down the sink, and it got solid and clogged the sink. And once I got home late and tried to climb through the window. Dad met me with a gun, since he thought I was a burglar. And of course it's impossible to hold the flashlight right for any man working under a hood or a sink.
The dad segments are the best ones
Oh don't forget getting somewhere "on time" and not 45 minutes early.
My favorite is when my dad complains about buying anything that costs more than $20 and I tell him....well, it's not 1970 anymore and you told me your first house was $17k, my first house was $197,000.....soooo....I dont want to hear it. Grumbles and walks off 😅
My dad was a firm believer in the "safety squints" until i had to drive him to the ER (with a learners permit) to get a hunk of wood out of his eye. Now, he hands safety glasses out like candy😂
Don't touch the thermostat!
My dad has been known to roll into gas stations on the last fumes. He's worse than I am about waiting till the last minute to fill up. But oil, yes, he is always harassing me about it 😂 he makes me check it myself, though, so I at least have time to top it up before he finds out I've been slacking 👀
Oh great, I sounded like a grumpy dad the other day at khoury league practice when I complained about the kids wearing those metal face masks. "When I was younger getting hit in the face once taught ya to catch better."
-me a 35 year old mom.
Guess I grew up in a different household. I’m not scared of pissed off dad. I am however, terrified of pissed off mom
I get the having cash thing, those sh#t card readers F up enough to carry some. Fun video!
The ending was perfect!
Angry mom is way more terrifying
Especially if she’s quiet
THATS the stuff of horror movies
I’m not an angry guy. The world is just constantly giving me good reason to be angry, every day
Dad “WHERE’S THE beep beepin REMOTE?!” *stands up while yelling. Looks down and see’s he has been sitting on it* “Never mind…”
thank you for a reminder to check my oil...
I love when the card machine doesn't work, having the cash, but they don't have change. WTF!
Oh my God! This sounds just like me!!!😂😂😂
Dont mess with the thermostat!
Lookin' good, Myles! Keep on movin'!
I'm a 30 y/0 father of 3. My wife said 20 minutes after our first kid I turned into my dad. The frustration when having to repeat myself one is so spot on lol
Never check your oil when the engine is still hot.
And never check your tires psi right after driving on them
It's not that dad's like danger, it's that they hate safety. Guilty as charged.
You nailed it!
He could be saying “ happy birthday my only son “ me - what ? And here’s the lecture on how I’m not doing anything with my life 😂😂
You know what makes a Dad smile? When you have kids of your own, and start complaining about them. He also would call me when the lotto was a real big jackpot, and darn near demand that I go buy a ticket. I miss my Dad.
- mowing crooked lines
- using GPS as copilot on family road trips
- showing any emotion
As someone who often scoffs at safety precautions, hates going cashless, gets pissed off when I have to repeat myself, gets annoyed by my husband’s gas tank always being low and hates not having a plan … I guess I’m a Midwestern dad despite being a mom in my 30s.
Anyone else thinking of their dad at first and realize they (I) do about half of these. Time marches on.
My dads dead so I have nothing to worry about but good pointers for my toddler he’s about to grow up with a “real”dad 😂
The "cash" one is me completely. Everyday I would ask my son, "How much cash do you have on you?". His response was always, "I don't know". I would say "How do you not know?" "Count it right now" "You should ALWAYS KNOW how much cash you have" etc.. Then I would take his misc. bills and give him a $20. Thanks for the laughs and GOD Bless.
My Dad is a rancher, he has 3 toolboxes in the bed of his "pasture truck". They all look like complete chaos but when you're helping fix fence, you better know exactly where everything is. And exactly where to put it back, down to having the wire rolled up exactly like he had it 😂😂
I grew up in Flint during the late forties/early fifties where nearly every conversation between men, in general, started with some kind of 'car inquiry'. If the men have already met, it might start with, "How's she runnin'?" If you got a new car? "What kinda mileage you get?" If the car made a funny sound while pulling up in the yard....."Sounds to me like you gotta problem with......... Lemme take a looksee." "You drove all the way here from the U.P.? What kinda time you make?" And don't even get me started about which auto manufacturer made the best or the worst cars. Families could have feuds over whether or not one of the adult kids was considering buying a Ford. Or a Buick.
Nailed it....
When my gas gauge reads a half a tank I am definitely looking for gas
😂 spot on!
Spot on Miles!
Came home one day and knew my middle son was the last to leave for work. I counted 20 light bulbs in the various fixtures that were left on all day. Said he was looking for something. He asked what the big deal was. I told him that if he wanted to take on the electric bill he would never hear me complain again.
Are you in your dad’s house again?😂😂😂😂
As a Dad, the “what?” after saying something while looking straight into my son or daughter’s eyes blows my mind. I have to take a walk outside when I get the “what “ answer.
What this video has made me realise is that I'm apparently 100% a Dad despite just turning 30 and being childless.
How much you wanna be that this skit was created after his dad decided to stay over for the weekend?
So I'm guessing my dad was the only one that cared about safety? He was pretty good about it.
I love having cash in me. My wife doesn’t know I bought anything if it isn’t in the banking app.
A dad's time IS his most precious commodity. He's running out and it this ... Inconvenience can't be changed.
The fear turns into anger into hate and then suffering
as a genx dad with 2 20 something years olds, i agree with all of these. but, one, if they have a quarter of a tank of gas, they can slide a little. we live in a small town.
It was always a quarter tank for me. 1/2 tank seems a little much to be worried over, unless you're crossing the Mojave desert.
Brilliant!
SHUT THE GOD DAMN LIGHTS OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE A ROOM.
All of my kids and my wife seem to love leaving the lights on constantly.
Personal attack vid 😂
Whenever my dad gets mad at me, it’s usually because I did something that made him upset.
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Amish swap meet ? That sounds badass. Horse? Buggy? Meth? I'm in.
It takes a lot to get my dad made. If he was swearing in my presence, I knew my brothers were in the dog house. On the other hand, no one ever saw my FIL angry ever, no kidding. He could be frustrated, but you would hardly know it.
Oh the plan thing almost set me off and you were just talking about it. (Dad here), and yes gas must be kept at a sufficient lvl in the tank, it's what cools the fuel pump. The 10 dollars in gas is cheaper than a fuel pump.
Getting rid of cash is just another way to control the people
grandpa taught me alot, im sorry for the children. and "thy* shall inherit".
Why is the safety squint so universal? 😂
I get mad if the thermostat is over 67 in the summer 😂
Good stuff...
Not turning off the damn lights
This is very much my dad!
Not gonna lie, very disappointed flashlight holding and thermostat wasn't mentioned.
Good documentary.