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Brenden Abbott aka The Postcard Bandit who was stupid enough to pose for a picture of himself in front of a police station despite being on the run from the police. Refer to Derek Pedley's Book Australian Outlaw for extra info.
A few years ago an idiot dumped a thousand pounds of ceramic floor tiles on my property. This jerk also threw a few bags of household garbage on top of the pile. That REALLY pissed me off. I searched the garbage until I found a medical prescription. I called the Sheriff's department who called the pharmacy to get an address and phone number. Apparently this much debris dumping is a felony. The deputy then called the dumper who quickly showed up to clean up his mess. Unfortunately for him I had already smashed the tiles into little, itty bitty pieces so it probably took him a lot longer to clean it up. Wamp, wamp... wamp.
A person in Louisiana robbed a bank. Telling the tellers his partner is outside so they better not do anything stupid, used a pink high lighter to write the hold up note on the back of his birth certificate while wearing an ankle bracelet for another offense
They should also add Dennis radar. The guy could've had it all. A family a life. Not that I'm complaining. But he's dumb enough t to send a floppy disk for police to investigate
I was an on duty firefighter called to a police scene once where the PD needed to ladder for a store building. On arrival, found out someone had tried to rob the store by entering through the roof and jumped down onto the store floor. The would-be robber attempted to throw the cash register several times up through the ceiling hole (his entranceway via the roof) to no avail. He was unsuccessful and exhausted. He also couldn’t figure out how to get out of the building after he gave up on the throwing idea. He didn’t bring anything to help him escape back up through the ceiling-like a rope or ladder. Guess he just was thinking he could get in without anyone noticing if he went through the roof on a weekend, jump down the 10 feet to the floor, get the cash register (not the cash itself mind you), throw the register back up the 10 feet through the ceiling hole one time and it would land perfectly on the roof (and not land back on him below). Never thought the thing would be heavy to throw or how to get out afterwards. He was still inside when the cops came after he set off the store motion detector alarm. (Oh, did I forget to mention the store had an alarm system?)
I swear there was a Rescue 911 episode where a man broke into a store, got locked in, and called 911 to get out. The 911 operators and cops had a good laugh about it.
@jbzhummerh2gamer I remember watching a video of a guy pushing the door open to get into a shop and after he robbed it he ran back to The door and was trying to push it to get out. I think he just gave up and fell to the floor lol.
"Clive Bunyan ran into a store in Cayton, near Scarborough, England, and forced the shop assistant to give him £157 from the till. Then he made his getaway on his motorbike. To hide his identity, Bunyan had worn his full-face helmet as a mask. It was a smooth successful heist, except for one detail. He had forgotten that across his helmet, in inch-high letters, were the words 'Clive Bunyan -- Driver'. Bunyan was arrested and ordered to pay for his crime by doing 200 hours of community service." Source: The Book of Lists, by David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace (1977)
I work retail. One of our prolific thieves recently got arrested thanks to an observant customer noticing the guy at the local park. The thief sticks out like a sore thumb. He’s very tall. Like 6’4” to 6’6”. My husband, BIL and FIL are 6’5” m, 6’3”, and 6’2” respectively. When you are abnormally tall you get stares. Another prolific thief stole my cellphone when I tried to take his picture. My phone has a tracker. Police tracked it to a cellphone recycler that has cameras and requires ID.
Sometimes you need a rather smart detective to find evidence in a years long hunt. Other times you just need a person with a pulse that looks through social media were criminals expose themselves.
How about Sammy Bouzaglo? After his infamous episode on Kitchen Nightmares, it was revealed that he already had an arrest warrant, which is why he didn’t want Amy, his wife, to call the police. In that case, *why would he willingly appear on TV?*
5:25 My Favourite one on the List is the one where those two men use Black Permanent Marker on their Faces like Children Scribbling a Picture and the Police Force finding the Situation Hilarious only makes it Funnier!🤣🤣🤣 And the Visuals on the Video were TOO PERFECT, Especially Chief Wiggin Laughing his Arse off!
As a Norwegian, I was hoping you had our dumbest criminal of all time on this list, but unfortunately, you didn't. We had a reality show around year 2000 called "Baren" ("The Bar"). It was about a bunch of young adults running a bar on Norway's most famous street, Karl Johan, in Oslo. The participants never left the bulding, and lived on the floor above the bar when not working. This show got a lot of media attention. A burglar broke into said apartment when people were asleep, but got captured outside. He claimed he was innocent. The police then told him that 27 cameras (yes!!!) had filmed his face, and he STILL claimed it wasn't him, but of course that didn't help :) This story was on America's Dumbest Criminals as an international addition, so some of you American may rembember it :)
I remember reading about a guy who was pulled over by a police officer. The man was obviously drunk. Just as the officer was about to arrest him, a collision occurred nearby. The officer told the man to wait while he checked out if anyone had been injured in the crash. The man saw his chance, jumped in the car, and drove home. He put the car in the garage and went to bed. He was awoken two hours later by the police banging o his door. He was arrested and asked where the car was. He opened the garage door and revealed the car.....with the blue lights still flashing!
I have a dumb sister. When she was 15 she said "I can't wait till your wife has the baby, so I will know if I am an aunt or an uncle". Years later the same dumb sister signed divorce papers her husband gave her, and failed to even read it. It was also a post nuptial. Her now ex-husband got to keep the whole $10,000,000.00 he won in the lottery before he divorced her.
Honestly, a good lawyer can throw out that postnup by claiming she’s too dumb to know what she’s signing. It worked to get off or on less punishments for some criminals from serious charges
Not only criminals are the dumbest…..there is billions of people (including myself) that in one way or another we do something extremely dumb once in while…isn’t?
There was one that went viral about a man who joined his trial via zoom while driving his car- his trial was for driving on a suspended license...the look on the judges face was priceless! He said, "Are you driving sir?...you realize your case is about driving on a suspended license...and you're driving right now...??" it was hilarious!!
My favorite was the two guys who realized they forgot their masks on the way to the crime so they used a Sharpie! 😂😂😂 When pulled over they tried to wipe it off on their shirts.
Nothing is more stupid than giving the cops your ID to show some kids how their computer works, and them looking up your name and finding a warrant..... the stupidity makes me angry
On the topic of the 1 million dollar note, even if it were real. He's not getting those items. They're going to reject that note and ask for alternative payment because they don't have the money for change.
Man, these criminals are the dumbest ever. I've learned about Hannah Sabata, Mathew McNelly, Joe Mueller, and Adam Valle in other videos. Number 20 is so weird. None of these people on this list should have done any of these things. Also, I like how movies and tv shows are put in this video relating to what these criminals did. This video reminds me of the show "World's Dumbest".
I got 2 dumb criminal stories from my old city. 2 guys tried to rob a convenience store... that happened to be directly across the street from the police station, the cashier immediately hit the alarm. Cops surrounded the store just as the robbers left and were promptly arrested. Whole thing happened in under 3 minutes I think lol Story #2 This kid robbed a 711 but as a ruse(for some idiotic reason), filled out a job application for the store complete with all accurate information including address and phone number. He got picked up an hour later. Don't think he got the job 😂
I was at a CVS next to the police station in KY. A guy walked right by the manger and a cop, grabbed some stuff and shoved in his pockets and walked out. The cop said something and he just kept walking. Eventually being thrown the the ground and arrested in the parking lot. My best day ever!!!
I remember about 20 years ago this fella thought he would educate some teens on how to cyphen gas out of some school buses . This was being done at night and nobody thought about bringing a flash light . So, buddy decided to use his Bic lighter to see how much gas was in the jarry can....BOOM Minor injuries .
Number 25 makes think of that loony tunes episode with the singing frog. The guy tries several methods of attracting people and finally succeeds when he puts out a sign for "free beer" 😂
The one where the guy signed his name on the wall reminds me of seventh grade. Some kids from a rival school broke into our school, trashed the classrooms, tagged the walls with spray paint and stole a bunch of PE equipment. Later that day me and two other kids found some softballs in a trash can by the ball field. The morons who trashed the school signed their names on the balls. Like how dumb can you be? They were apprehended that same day.
Heh, once when I was in grade school, I went in at night and sharpied the fuck out of several windows and doors n such, nasty homophobic shit and racist remarks--- and signed my white bully's name. Chris Martin (I signed the 'S' as a swastika), if you somehow ever see this: IT WAS ME, BARRY!
Doorbell...licker?😮 THREE HOURS??? I'm both disgusted and curious. I mean, who has that much saliva??? Oh, and my OCD is screaming. Sanitizing, nothing! I'm getting new stuff!😅😂
I was a 911 dispatcher for 20 years. I was trained by a woman who's husband was a cop, who robbed a bank, while she was at work. She took calls for a bank robbery she didn't know at the time her husband had committed.
There’s a really famous case of someone robbing a bank who forgot to take off is work ID first. I was walking around with photo identification around his neck. I was surprised not to see that one.
I work at a jail and I always say we have jobs for a reason 😆 this one guy set his business or former business on fire for whatever reason and on the cameras, the cops noticed the guy was wearing a wig and hat for a disguise....the guy ended up going to the police department to report something (can't remember what) and they noticed a line on his forehead and his burned eyebrows (of course he denied being involved) 😂 they eventually searched his place and found a Party City bag with 9 wigs and 9 hats and the receipt inside said he had bought 10 wigs and hats....on his mug shot, you could literally see his missing eyebrows and the line from the hat/wig that he wore...it was hilarious!
"Other silly criminal stories" Here's one: Mountaintop, PA, 1990s, a group of teens use a videocamera to tape themselves blowing up mailboxes, setting fires to AC units, mailboxes, and yards. They try to up the ante by making a tree branch trap on the bike trail, that backfires when a kid sees it. When the kid's mom moves it out of the way, she finds the camera and gives it to the cops
The most successful criminals don't need to be smart: they just need to make a ready supply of stupid victims... .............................. ................ the punchline is "Evangelicals."
One that I'm surprised didn't end up on here, is that one bank robber, from I believe Portland, that went on the run and to lay low joined an Alaskan crabbing boat. Problem was, that crab boat was part of the discovery reality series deadliest catch. So he ended up broadcasting his face and whereabouts on cable TV while wanted. Police caught up with him after the show aired and arrested him
I got one from my town, the guy tried to rob the town liquor store after it closed; the thing is though people were leaving a party for the police in town that were right there when he was planning on doing it. Knowing his mistake he tried to run, he only made it 5 feet away and tripped smashing the booze he tried to steal and got arrested on the spot.
My moms estranged brother once robbed a gas station at gun point, couple hours later he returned after depositing the money into the bank asking to use the bathroom while the police were still there, the employee recognized him and informed one of the officers while he was in the can. When he came out he was swarmed by police and arrested
How on Earth did you forget to include Brian Walshe?!?!? You know, the guy who killed his wife in 2023 and then googled " How to get rid of a body" , " How long before a body starts to smell?", "Can you throw away body parts?", and "10 ways to dispose of a body"!!!!!!!
Remember that viral video of man getting ready to rob an establishment but he didn't have a good grip on his gun so when he whipped it out he accidentally threw it over the counter and ran? Or that one guy who tried robbing a fast food place but no one reacted to his presence so he just left?
Joey: sup. Sup dude. Chandler: please take whatever you want. Just don't hurt me. Joey: come on do I look like a criminal or what? Chandler: yes. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being a dumbest a person can look you are definitely a criminal
A pair of off duty cops in plain clothes entered a bar full of their colleagues as a robber followed them in, pulling a ski mask over his face with the intention of robbing the bartender. Everyone in the bar noticed and quickly restrained him for on duty cops to pick him up.
The guy who made the calls selling marijuana and called a police detective accidentally and the detective set up a meet at a school was entrapment as for the 1,000 feet of a school charge...sure the drug charges would be legit but when told by the detective to meet at a school is totally entrapment and the charge of drugs within a 1,000 feet of a school should have been either just dropped or taken to trial for that charge.
there was one i read about back in the 80s. some guy decided to rob a bank bu this was before automatic paycheck deposits. he made two mistaes. first, he picked a bank right beside the local field office of the fbi., and second it was payday. He pulled out his gun and 50 others pulled out theirs. can you say "oops!"
Considering #2 didn't get caught I don't think he should be so high on the list. Yes, giving the teller the gun was stupid, but not here's my ID stupid...
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I met a guy back in the late 1990's who had just stole a cop bike! He tried to sell it in a bar. He had been in jail for stealing a car.
Brenden Abbott aka The Postcard Bandit who was stupid enough to pose for a picture of himself in front of a police station despite being on the run from the police. Refer to Derek Pedley's Book Australian Outlaw for extra info.
A few years ago an idiot dumped a thousand pounds of ceramic floor tiles on my property. This jerk also threw a few bags of household garbage on top of the pile. That REALLY pissed me off. I searched the garbage until I found a medical prescription. I called the Sheriff's department who called the pharmacy to get an address and phone number. Apparently this much debris dumping is a felony. The deputy then called the dumper who quickly showed up to clean up his mess. Unfortunately for him I had already smashed the tiles into little, itty bitty pieces so it probably took him a lot longer to clean it up. Wamp, wamp...
wamp.
XF
A person in Louisiana robbed a bank. Telling the tellers his partner is outside so they better not do anything stupid, used a pink high lighter to write the hold up note on the back of his birth certificate while wearing an ankle bracelet for another offense
Deciding to become a criminal is the first dumb move for a criminal to take
the world is run by criminals XD
"Without evil, there wouldn't be any good"
They should also add Dennis radar. The guy could've had it all. A family a life. Not that I'm complaining. But he's dumb enough t to send a floppy disk for police to investigate
If you ever learn to pronounce Derbyshire, I will be shocked.
@@RickyMaveetyOr Cheshire
The guy who placed an order to rob a bank got me cracking up🤣🤣🤣
Can you please have a bag full of money ready for me to pickup.
@@DagDebrini RIGHT 🤣🤣🤣
I was an on duty firefighter called to a police scene once where the PD needed to ladder for a store building.
On arrival, found out someone had tried to rob the store by entering through the roof and jumped down onto the store floor. The would-be robber attempted to throw the cash register several times up through the ceiling hole (his entranceway via the roof) to no avail. He was unsuccessful and exhausted. He also couldn’t figure out how to get out of the building after he gave up on the throwing idea. He didn’t bring anything to help him escape back up through the ceiling-like a rope or ladder.
Guess he just was thinking he could get in without anyone noticing if he went through the roof on a weekend, jump down the 10 feet to the floor, get the cash register (not the cash itself mind you), throw the register back up the 10 feet through the ceiling hole one time and it would land perfectly on the roof (and not land back on him below). Never thought the thing would be heavy to throw or how to get out afterwards.
He was still inside when the cops came after he set off the store motion detector alarm. (Oh, did I forget to mention the store had an alarm system?)
I heard a similar story where he stacked boxes to get out and fell knocking himself unconscious.
I swear there was a Rescue 911 episode where a man broke into a store, got locked in, and called 911 to get out. The 911 operators and cops had a good laugh about it.
Bro, how old are you?! Only OGs remember Rescue 911🎉
When was this.
@@paulcowlishaw So many years ago. I think I may have been a kid in the single to early double ages.
@jbzhummerh2gamer I remember watching a video of a guy pushing the door open to get into a shop and after he robbed it he ran back to The door and was trying to push it to get out. I think he just gave up and fell to the floor lol.
@@sphakamisozondiI remember it too. I always liked that show, as young as I was.
"Clive Bunyan ran into a store in Cayton, near Scarborough, England, and forced the shop assistant to give him £157 from the till. Then he made his getaway on his motorbike. To hide his identity, Bunyan had worn his full-face helmet as a mask. It was a smooth successful heist, except for one detail. He had forgotten that across his helmet, in inch-high letters, were the words 'Clive Bunyan -- Driver'. Bunyan was arrested and ordered to pay for his crime by doing 200 hours of community service." Source: The Book of Lists, by David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace (1977)
Who the heck brags about committing a crime on social media you’re literally asking to get arrested.
An idiot that's who.
Simple minded people obsessed with attention on the internet, that’s who
These were absolutely hilarious!
Thanks, WatchMojo! I needed the laugh 😂
Crime doesn't pay, but it can be funny to watch. 🎉
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Remember. Licking doorknobs is illegal in some countries
It's perfectly okay that it's illegal to lick doorknobs because doorknobs don't taste good either. 🤢🤮 😂😂
Licking it for 3 hours is what insane people do. I wouldn't even do it for a minute or at all for that matter.
@@zachtwilightwindwaker596 he was probably drunk and/or high
@@EpicAndrew97 I'd say high.
Lemon juice makes me invisible so that cameras can't see me at the bank = The Birth of the Dunning-Kruger Effect
I work retail. One of our prolific thieves recently got arrested thanks to an observant customer noticing the guy at the local park. The thief sticks out like a sore thumb. He’s very tall. Like 6’4” to 6’6”. My husband, BIL and FIL are 6’5” m, 6’3”, and 6’2” respectively. When you are abnormally tall you get stares.
Another prolific thief stole my cellphone when I tried to take his picture. My phone has a tracker. Police tracked it to a cellphone recycler that has cameras and requires ID.
Sometimes you need a rather smart detective to find evidence in a years long hunt. Other times you just need a person with a pulse that looks through social media were criminals expose themselves.
How about Sammy Bouzaglo?
After his infamous episode on Kitchen Nightmares, it was revealed that he already had an arrest warrant, which is why he didn’t want Amy, his wife, to call the police. In that case, *why would he willingly appear on TV?*
In # 6's defense, he probably couldn't afford a gun thus he was robbing a gun store with what he had... 😂😂
“This enraged their fathers who punished them severely.” Oversimplified
Rasputin: Their daddies beat them like dogs and now they’re evil!
No.
"You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia, and the history books unfold ya!"
Licking a doorbell for 3 hours was crazy and hilarious!
He was probably high AND drunk
5:25 My Favourite one on the List is the one where those two men use Black Permanent Marker on their Faces like Children Scribbling a Picture and the Police Force finding the Situation Hilarious only makes it Funnier!🤣🤣🤣
And the Visuals on the Video were TOO PERFECT, Especially Chief Wiggin Laughing his Arse off!
Dr. Evil and Charles Ray Fuller I believe can relate to eachother😂😂
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
This is like the trutv show
As a Norwegian, I was hoping you had our dumbest criminal of all time on this list, but unfortunately, you didn't.
We had a reality show around year 2000 called "Baren" ("The Bar"). It was about a bunch of young adults running a bar on Norway's most famous street, Karl Johan, in Oslo. The participants never left the bulding, and lived on the floor above the bar when not working. This show got a lot of media attention.
A burglar broke into said apartment when people were asleep, but got captured outside. He claimed he was innocent. The police then told him that 27 cameras (yes!!!) had filmed his face, and he STILL claimed it wasn't him, but of course that didn't help :)
This story was on America's Dumbest Criminals as an international addition, so some of you American may rembember it :)
😂
This makes me think of that idiotic trend where influencers would record themselves licking ice cream and drinking mouth wash without paying.
Drinking mouthwash?
@@mojo3318 tide pod challenge
@@EpicAndrew97 Oh.
I remember reading about a guy who was pulled over by a police officer. The man was obviously drunk. Just as the officer was about to arrest him, a collision occurred nearby. The officer told the man to wait while he checked out if anyone had been injured in the crash. The man saw his chance, jumped in the car, and drove home. He put the car in the garage and went to bed. He was awoken two hours later by the police banging o his door. He was arrested and asked where the car was. He opened the garage door and revealed the car.....with the blue lights still flashing!
I love this story it's hilarious when it was actually a cop car in his garage, image waking up and discovering it before the police came for it lol
Ben Afleck tells that same story in the movie Good Will Hunting
Left out Kasey Kazee known as duct tape bandit.He used duct tape as a mask robbing a couple stores.The duct tape did not stick and came off
I remember him from Smoking Gun presents: World's Dumbest Criminal.
@kerryd1826 He tried to deny it being interviewed showing red spots on his face
@@kerryd1826Me Too, I Love That Show 16:57
I have a dumb sister. When she was 15 she said "I can't wait till your wife has the baby, so I will know if I am an aunt or an uncle". Years later the same dumb sister signed divorce papers her husband gave her, and failed to even read it. It was also a post nuptial. Her now ex-husband got to keep the whole $10,000,000.00 he won in the lottery before he divorced her.
Honestly, a good lawyer can throw out that postnup by claiming she’s too dumb to know what she’s signing. It worked to get off or on less punishments for some criminals from serious charges
Not only criminals are the dumbest…..there is billions of people (including myself) that in one way or another we do something extremely dumb once in while…isn’t?
Oh shut up
🥉
There was one that went viral about a man who joined his trial via zoom while driving his car- his trial was for driving on a suspended license...the look on the judges face was priceless! He said, "Are you driving sir?...you realize your case is about driving on a suspended license...and you're driving right now...??" it was hilarious!!
My favorite was the two guys who realized they forgot their masks on the way to the crime so they used a Sharpie! 😂😂😂
When pulled over they tried to wipe it off on their shirts.
Watchmojo: "as he continously licked the doorbell for three whole..."
Me:"jeez 3 minutes is just gross"
Watchmojo: "...hours"
Outstanding references on this one. A real treat
Right at the end:
"Marv?"
"Harry?"
"Why the hell did you take your shoes off?"
"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"
Nothing is more stupid than giving the cops your ID to show some kids how their computer works, and them looking up your name and finding a warrant..... the stupidity makes me angry
The man who dressed a woman forgot to wear a face mask. Guess he didn't see Mrs. Doubtfire where Robin Williams dressed as a woman
On the topic of the 1 million dollar note, even if it were real. He's not getting those items. They're going to reject that note and ask for alternative payment because they don't have the money for change.
Man, these criminals are the dumbest ever. I've learned about Hannah Sabata, Mathew McNelly, Joe Mueller, and Adam Valle in other videos. Number 20 is so weird. None of these people on this list should have done any of these things. Also, I like how movies and tv shows are put in this video relating to what these criminals did. This video reminds me of the show "World's Dumbest".
I got 2 dumb criminal stories from my old city. 2 guys tried to rob a convenience store... that happened to be directly across the street from the police station, the cashier immediately hit the alarm. Cops surrounded the store just as the robbers left and were promptly arrested. Whole thing happened in under 3 minutes I think lol
Story #2 This kid robbed a 711 but as a ruse(for some idiotic reason), filled out a job application for the store complete with all accurate information including address and phone number. He got picked up an hour later. Don't think he got the job 😂
I was at a CVS next to the police station in KY. A guy walked right by the manger and a cop, grabbed some stuff and shoved in his pockets and walked out. The cop said something and he just kept walking. Eventually being thrown the the ground and arrested in the parking lot. My best day ever!!!
I remember about 20 years ago this fella thought he would educate some teens on how to cyphen gas out of some school buses . This was being done at night and nobody thought about bringing a flash light . So, buddy decided to use his Bic lighter to see how much gas was in the jarry can....BOOM Minor injuries .
Ha, number 25 is just like the Simpson's episode where the cops trap fine evaders by offering a free boat 😅
18:32 -- us Canadians can easily recognize the Timmies -- Tim Hortons -- sign.
Keep the gross 'timmies' coffee up there, thanks.
Number 25 makes think of that loony tunes episode with the singing frog. The guy tries several methods of attracting people and finally succeeds when he puts out a sign for "free beer" 😂
Amazing video watch mojo of the dumbest criminal ever,fantastic job.
And Jeff, he's the dumbest criminal in Swellview.
My name is Jeff.
🥈
The one where the guy signed his name on the wall reminds me of seventh grade. Some kids from a rival school broke into our school, trashed the classrooms, tagged the walls with spray paint and stole a bunch of PE equipment. Later that day me and two other kids found some softballs in a trash can by the ball field. The morons who trashed the school signed their names on the balls. Like how dumb can you be? They were apprehended that same day.
Heh, once when I was in grade school, I went in at night and sharpied the fuck out of several windows and doors n such, nasty homophobic shit and racist remarks--- and signed my white bully's name.
Chris Martin (I signed the 'S' as a swastika), if you somehow ever see this: IT WAS ME, BARRY!
Doorbell...licker?😮 THREE HOURS??? I'm both disgusted and curious. I mean, who has that much saliva???
Oh, and my OCD is screaming. Sanitizing, nothing! I'm getting new stuff!😅😂
He was probably high AND drunk
@@EpicAndrew97 At the very least. 💙
This list was epic loved it some people are so stupid its funny 🤣 👏👏👏
This really is a whole level of “what were they thinking?” 😂
Trump should be #1. Also I do miss that show from the 90s
Which show?
Trying to steal a bike from outside the police station is so stupid lol 😆
I was a 911 dispatcher for 20 years. I was trained by a woman who's husband was a cop, who robbed a bank, while she was at work. She took calls for a bank robbery she didn't know at the time her husband had committed.
Also, crackheads calling 911 because they got ripped off by a dealer is very much nothing new.
8:39 Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
“British Garden Birds r gay”😂
There’s a really famous case of someone robbing a bank who forgot to take off is work ID first. I was walking around with photo identification around his neck. I was surprised not to see that one.
I work at a jail and I always say we have jobs for a reason 😆
this one guy set his business or former business on fire for whatever reason and on the cameras, the cops noticed the guy was wearing a wig and hat for a disguise....the guy ended up going to the police department to report something (can't remember what) and they noticed a line on his forehead and his burned eyebrows (of course he denied being involved) 😂 they eventually searched his place and found a Party City bag with 9 wigs and 9 hats and the receipt inside said he had bought 10 wigs and hats....on his mug shot, you could literally see his missing eyebrows and the line from the hat/wig that he wore...it was hilarious!
The dudes disguise with marlers is pretty stupid
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"Other silly criminal stories"
Here's one: Mountaintop, PA, 1990s, a group of teens use a videocamera to tape themselves blowing up mailboxes, setting fires to AC units, mailboxes, and yards. They try to up the ante by making a tree branch trap on the bike trail, that backfires when a kid sees it. When the kid's mom moves it out of the way, she finds the camera and gives it to the cops
Next could yall upload World's Smartest Criminals??
The most successful criminals don't need to be smart: they just need to make a ready supply of stupid victims...
..............................
................ the punchline is "Evangelicals."
That doorbell was all like "Call me!"
Doorbell licking, not recommended.
One that I'm surprised didn't end up on here, is that one bank robber, from I believe Portland, that went on the run and to lay low joined an Alaskan crabbing boat. Problem was, that crab boat was part of the discovery reality series deadliest catch. So he ended up broadcasting his face and whereabouts on cable TV while wanted. Police caught up with him after the show aired and arrested him
Someone once robbed a bank and jumped on a city bus,the getaway bus,slowly but surely!
What about those teens who videotaped themselves committing vandalism and arson in Mountaintop, PA and Jacksonville, FL in the 90s?
6:37 British garden birds “R GAY” 💀😂 sorry but that’s funny
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Owner: should i call the cops or invite him in?
Jordan Woods isn’t completely to blame but her fake innocent act isn’t believable either. She was definitely more involved than she let on.
Three robbers think they can ALL ride on a donkey without it getting the hell in!
5:11 No Strange Brew Clip?
I got one from my town, the guy tried to rob the town liquor store after it closed; the thing is though people were leaving a party for the police in town that were right there when he was planning on doing it. Knowing his mistake he tried to run, he only made it 5 feet away and tripped smashing the booze he tried to steal and got arrested on the spot.
I remember when Mythbusters showed us how a simple blanket sheet could defeat motion sensors, 😢
You ever hear of the two bank robbers who robbed the bank and then waited out front of the bank at the bus stop for a bus home
Dude breaks into a house to steal things, logs into facebook on the victims laptop... then LEFT the laptop???
Dumber yet was them calling the doorbell a doorknob.
My moms estranged brother once robbed a gas station at gun point, couple hours later he returned after depositing the money into the bank asking to use the bathroom while the police were still there, the employee recognized him and informed one of the officers while he was in the can. When he came out he was swarmed by police and arrested
Ay let's go!! Salinas up in here😂
The edits make it funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most banks are either not open or close by noon on Saturday.
18:40 gun to a knife fight?? I think it's the other way around
How on Earth did you forget to include Brian Walshe?!?!? You know, the guy who killed his wife in 2023 and then googled " How to get rid of a body" , " How long before a body starts to smell?", "Can you throw away body parts?", and "10 ways to dispose of a body"!!!!!!!
"in other words; when people are really dumb, they can't see how DUMB they really are."
im gonna record this and play repeat at work from 9AM to 6PM.
Remember that viral video of man getting ready to rob an establishment but he didn't have a good grip on his gun so when he whipped it out he accidentally threw it over the counter and ran?
Or that one guy who tried robbing a fast food place but no one reacted to his presence so he just left?
Props to Ms sabata for at least acknowledge that was she has done was a crime, other than some "prank RUclipsrs"
Joey: sup. Sup dude.
Chandler: please take whatever you want. Just don't hurt me.
Joey: come on do I look like a criminal or what?
Chandler: yes. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being a dumbest a person can look you are definitely a criminal
As Patrick Star once said: "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
Lol I worked with Joey Miller in a countertop factory
You mean every time I had lemonade, my mouth turned invisible?
Damn we upgraded from 20 dumbest criminals to 30!
I've actually heard of a couple of these, although I don't know where from.
A pair of off duty cops in plain clothes entered a bar full of their colleagues as a robber followed them in, pulling a ski mask over his face with the intention of robbing the bartender. Everyone in the bar noticed and quickly restrained him for on duty cops to pick him up.
He thought 360 billion would fit in his pockets🤣🤣
What kinda bank closes at noon? All of them on Saturday and they are closed on sundays
The guy who made the calls selling marijuana and called a police detective accidentally and the detective set up a meet at a school was entrapment as for the 1,000 feet of a school charge...sure the drug charges would be legit but when told by the detective to meet at a school is totally entrapment and the charge of drugs within a 1,000 feet of a school should have been either just dropped or taken to trial for that charge.
Did the cop pick the meeting place, or the dealer?
there was one i read about back in the 80s. some guy decided to rob a bank bu this was before automatic paycheck deposits. he made two mistaes. first, he picked a bank right beside the local field office of the fbi., and second it was payday. He pulled out his gun and 50 others pulled out theirs. can you say "oops!"
I think I saw this in an anime. I think it was New Cutey Honey which isn't even close to being the newest version of that series oddly enough.
"I'm guessing that licking the doorbell is highly valued and sought after by the board cellmates in prison.
Well of course lemon juice didn't work, you gotta use lime juice silly!
The onion? Really? Nobody gets their fake news there.
Who needs fake news? The real stuff is more entertaining... and scary!
14:19 Murdering someone to create a plot for a novel? That's so stupid that it sounds like a bad Riverdale plot!... Oh wait season 4!
Considering #2 didn't get caught I don't think he should be so high on the list. Yes, giving the teller the gun was stupid, but not here's my ID stupid...
18:40 it’s don’t bring a knife to a gunfight
Also don't bring a gun to a knife fight. You're going to be so embarrassed when you realize everyone else brought knives.
A guy tried to rob a bank wearing a sumo costume
See Trump, Donald J.
You’ve got my full support dry bones!
"In Trump we Trust"
😂😂😂 I thought of him too!!
He is not,was framed
Haha, I agree, dumbest human ever.... yet he is so lucky to evade any laws. There is no accountability.
18:01 i’ve scrolled for a bit, are we not going to go with “nap burglar”