How Asian Parents Grocery Shop

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  • @DotDusk
    @DotDusk Год назад +5691

    Notice how when Steven's dad pick the frying pan, he instinctively backs away. That is effective failure management right there.

    • @jethiliusavalar6449
      @jethiliusavalar6449 Год назад +170

      I feel like the only reason why his dad didn't destroy him for saying that oranges come from trees is that they were in public

    • @jauz
      @jauz Год назад +27

      wait the cameraman is steven?

    • @lexleon
      @lexleon Год назад +13

      Negative reinforcement

    • @افغانورور-غ1ه
      @افغانورور-غ1ه Год назад +17

      *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +18

      I cracked up at the bit about evaluating the frying pan like it was a tennis racket.

  • @Winter1145I4
    @Winter1145I4 Год назад +4950

    I'm absolutely astonished at Steven's audacity of not going to the watermelon section and slapping each one to see which is good

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +1563

      we didn't find the watermelon section hahaha

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE Год назад +136

      @@StevenHe better luck next time mate

    • @aegisrheo4410
      @aegisrheo4410 Год назад +139

      @@StevenHe a supermarket w-without the watermelon section ?.. im-impossible !!

    • @awkwardreactions9492
      @awkwardreactions9492 Год назад +9

      @@StevenHe what country or city was this video shoot in ?

    • @bwaybaby1979
      @bwaybaby1979 Год назад +35

      @@awkwardreactions9492 it’s in NYC, in the Manhattan Chinatown

  • @RCPlaneBuilder946
    @RCPlaneBuilder946 Год назад +2697

    Respect to him for making this skit in public without being embarrassed

    • @pokechatter
      @pokechatter Год назад +49

      Respect to him leading into his sponsor in public.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Год назад +34

      Lol he was embarrassed but he just went ahead anyway

    • @Paul_Sleeping
      @Paul_Sleeping Год назад +18

      Yes. I have not seen Steven completely restrained and knowing he needs to be respectful from all the videos I've watched. It is not easy doing this in public.
      I think Steven should call ahead and arrange with the supermarkets to let him film before the store opens. We're usually pretty open minded and with free advertising thrown in, it should be doable.

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn Год назад +3

      Ikr? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +3

      I kept waiting for the off-brand planking reactions.

  • @formidable4748
    @formidable4748 Год назад +2658

    Just to remind everyone; Established Titles is a scam org please do not donate. A fake land title does not make you a "liard", "lord", or "lady" and worst of all they dont even plant trees. Not to blame Steven for sponsoring them, they fooled a lot of creators.

    • @bal2202
      @bal2202 Год назад +122

      Yes my partner got caught in this scam via Facebook.

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 Год назад +110

      I though it was. I remember the click talking about how a sponsor they had recently was a scam and I suspected it was established titles.

    • @burningisis
      @burningisis Год назад +104

      And I can guarantee that Steven did not change his name on his credit card to Lord like he said in the ad read. However seeing all of the ad reads for Established Titles, you can tell that part of the requirement was say that you "can" change your name on your credit cards, passports, airline tickets, etc.

    • @Riptide_28
      @Riptide_28 Год назад +30

      They do plant the trees just check the charity but the rest is vslid

    • @Ratatatatatatattaa
      @Ratatatatatatattaa Год назад +15

      Wow and this was only 8 days ago, sheesh

  • @megan_l_yt
    @megan_l_yt Год назад +8120

    The fact that Steven actually got lost looking for the supermarket killed me 💀

    • @slash3832
      @slash3832 Год назад +132

      He pulled a zoro move

    • @josh_7345
      @josh_7345 Год назад +13

      hi Megan

    • @verentyee5413
      @verentyee5413 Год назад +81

      Let's also not forget his dad telling him to get in line at the checkout counter while he gets something else, saying it will only take him a few seconds. That is classic *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* , _VERY EFFECTIVE_ !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Год назад

      I do food reviews while I’m high off that zaza on my yöutube chånnel😈

    • @item-001.the9children
      @item-001.the9children Год назад +3

      you mean steven’s dad?

  • @CRFSUIGENERIS
    @CRFSUIGENERIS Год назад +481

    The “go wait in line scene” was on point. Asian parents are often in their own world, and don’t calculate time as accurately as pound X dollar math for vegetables lol. I had to go find my parents mortified that I was holding up the line with no wallet. A unique childhood Asian trauma as usual ;) 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +86

      That is a struggle we all share

    • @cuross01
      @cuross01 Год назад +38

      After a few years of doing that I told my mom "no. I'm not going to wait here for you."
      She changed her strategy to tell me to go get something. I would take my time. She stopped doing that real quick

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Год назад +4

      not unique

    • @flame486
      @flame486 Год назад +3

      Can confirm that this happens to South Asians as well.

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE Год назад

      I rarely did.

  • @bresbennilson2910
    @bresbennilson2910 Год назад +2430

    "They're so spicy, they make you forget how much of a failure you are."
    This had me dying. LMAO!!

    • @amoldivo
      @amoldivo Год назад +16

      But the thing is, that brand of chilli isn't even that spicy! Hmmm

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 Год назад +7

      It's true omg I have some in the fridge right now and I'm looking for a job. Self assurance booster level 5,000! I'm really not kidding.

    • @Rekhan4242
      @Rekhan4242 Год назад +1

      @@amoldivo I love that stuff, not Asian but you guys got me hooked on that stuff! My family almost always have some available!

    • @BlackLotusVisualArchive
      @BlackLotusVisualArchive Год назад +1

      @@amoldivo That's the joke. It's not very spicy lol

    • @norokodven4768
      @norokodven4768 Год назад

      Oh I have the Carolina Reaper. Anything less and your a Failure!

  • @yonnnest
    @yonnnest Год назад +176

    "When you get stuff, always get in the back of the row. That's the fresh."
    Yeah, I agree with Steven about it being frozen, but my dad argues that many people open the door, letting the cold out, which leads to the front stuff sometimes defrosting. So we end up always picking the things from the middle or back.

    • @walden6272
      @walden6272 Год назад +12

      I look at the package dates on them too. Some are dated longer so fresher.

    • @kaboomwinn4026
      @kaboomwinn4026 Год назад +9

      yes, the fresher is away in the back then the front.

    • @Stalkerx13
      @Stalkerx13 Год назад

      Hmmm, I am going to begin to do this

    • @nickys5578
      @nickys5578 8 месяцев назад

      I used to do this too until I stocked at 3 different grocery stores and TBH crews just stock they do not rotate or pull forward the older stock, people buy it too much of just about everything for things to actually go bad in store, and we are on a crunch to finish stocking said load before the morning. You would be surprised on what is not rotated

  • @myst._.ical.
    @myst._.ical. Год назад +1337

    Ah, yes, our equivalent of an aquarium 😂
    My siblings and I used to drag our parents to the fish section to look at the fish in the tanks…which Chinese kid hasn’t done that?

    • @thegamingdeath123
      @thegamingdeath123 Год назад +17

      Steven he would not let you go there unless he wants to

    • @maclord477
      @maclord477 Год назад +4

      Epic comments from before us normal ppl can see this :o

    • @gabigc9672
      @gabigc9672 Год назад +9

      8 days ago?

    • @carlyndalee8223
      @carlyndalee8223 Год назад +9

      my parents dragged me to the fish section in chinese restaurants when I got bored in family dinners lmaoooooo

    • @2invisible
      @2invisible Год назад +18

      @Steven Не 🅥 fake

  • @cryptictbn1056
    @cryptictbn1056 Год назад +3325

    the “Vitamin F for Failure” killed me

    • @Maxri_o
      @Maxri_o Год назад +15

      So true

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +295

      I never lack those

    • @Maxri_o
      @Maxri_o Год назад +6

      @@StevenHe and you lack the A+!!!!

    • @nameless-ch6qz
      @nameless-ch6qz Год назад +7

      What the actual Jesus Christ 9 days ago ???? Wtf it's only been one hour

    • @aayushpatel5208
      @aayushpatel5208 Год назад +5

      @@nameless-ch6qz early access

  • @randomjw3
    @randomjw3 Год назад +312

    parents disappearing into the next aisle and forgetting you're waiting in line is way too relatable LOL

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Год назад +7

      "Forgetting" when it is time to pay.

  • @andyn9080
    @andyn9080 Год назад +86

    Legend has it Steven is still waiting in line, letting people go first, for his dad to find the last item

    • @MsZoedog66
      @MsZoedog66 11 месяцев назад

      Do we know his dad's actual name? I mean, there's Stephen, Uncle Roger, but no first name for his dad. I'm intrigued!

  • @AdityaGupta-qk5ee
    @AdityaGupta-qk5ee Год назад +762

    Steven’s dad: go get in the queue
    Steven: *faliure management PTSD*

    • @ELDIABLO_71
      @ELDIABLO_71 Год назад +1

      @John Wick hah you tried

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +75

      *Boss music plays

    • @chat_is_this_real11
      @chat_is_this_real11 Год назад +2

      @@StevenHe the chat is ur cat

    • @b33thr33kay
      @b33thr33kay Год назад +9

      @@StevenHe Dude, delete the bots please. There's one right here!

    • @paprikagames
      @paprikagames Год назад +4

      @@b33thr33kay no the people that actually fall for them are failures

  • @nimishpore7910
    @nimishpore7910 Год назад +695

    The fact that Steven took the pan, pretended to fry something, then proceeded to use it as a weapon😂

    • @niccolom
      @niccolom Год назад +9

      I told my gf he’s going to try hitting with it right after he picked it up.
      We just know.

    • @EweOlive
      @EweOlive Год назад +13

      He gave it that tennis racket “forehand, backhand, new strings spank” combo and sent me back to high school for a moment 😅

    • @Rekhan4242
      @Rekhan4242 Год назад

      Multi-purpose FTW!

    • @priestesslucy3299
      @priestesslucy3299 Год назад

      Weapon? No, he was testing it's quality as a paddle for spanking his children

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 Год назад +1

      That pan was for disciplinery purposes

  • @moarmygene7310
    @moarmygene7310 Год назад +824

    Steven laughing at himself is the best thing ever😂😂

  • @cryptor4029
    @cryptor4029 Год назад +208

    As an Asian i can confirm everything in this video, especially the part where they leave you in line.

  • @JamieLuvsYT
    @JamieLuvsYT Год назад +2162

    as an asian boy who shops with his mom at ranch 99 i can confirm all this is true. especially the waiting in line while they “look for the last thing” 😂😂

    • @MAILLADY2010
      @MAILLADY2010 Год назад +3

      H Mart or Seiwa!

    • @raynieandsunnie
      @raynieandsunnie Год назад +31

      Bruh, yessss. And then you have to get out of line to find her because it's been forever and everyone gets to pass you.

    • @VertexCarver
      @VertexCarver Год назад +18

      When you're at the front of the que;
      - Use panic attack or
      - Instantly growing an inch thick face!

    • @hyu8826
      @hyu8826 Год назад +12

      Ranch 99 is so sad. I miss SF market in Bay Area. Still in Stockton and Sacramento though. And I am so sorry for your trauma. Being abandoned in the line with no money still gives me flashbacks

    • @leeknowsairfryer830
      @leeknowsairfryer830 Год назад +4

      ikr i'm not chinese asian but i can relate

  • @LavaDemon66
    @LavaDemon66 Год назад +573

    I think we should have more of these adventures with Steven and his father.

    • @Diamondfurry
      @Diamondfurry Год назад +38

      @Steven Не 🅥 stop being a bot and do homework page 1 to 452

    • @botboi4334
      @botboi4334 Год назад +5

      @@Diamondfurry i find it funny that it tries to use the v as a replacement for a check. but it fails miserably

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +83

      COMING right up

    • @Diamondfurry
      @Diamondfurry Год назад +5

      iS thaT rEAl sTeVeN hE?!?!

    • @LavaDemon66
      @LavaDemon66 Год назад +2

      @@StevenHe Awesome.

  • @fouler3606
    @fouler3606 Год назад +156

    I love how his father used failure managment at such a professional level, he is perfecting the art of failure managment and at that rate his son will get A+ and become a doctor. Edit: WOW THANKs to all who liked and steven for giving this comment a heart thats my first one getting one of those

  • @rankor73
    @rankor73 Год назад +37

    My kids were laughing watching this saying, “Dad, you’re just like him!” And we’re Filipino, so I guess it’s true. But I gotta add that Seaworld comment! It’ll save us a trip to San Diego 😅!

  • @sunshinedk1628
    @sunshinedk1628 Год назад +387

    Respect for Steven for doing this in public bro😂 what a legend

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +111

      I was stopped many times... luckily all good

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Год назад +19

      @@StevenHe what level of famous does one need before the acquisition of bodyguards is needed

    • @sunshinedk1628
      @sunshinedk1628 Год назад +2

      Great @Steven He

    • @nanotide82
      @nanotide82 Год назад

      When this guys vid comes it’s always rlly good

    • @blazeplayz9271
      @blazeplayz9271 Год назад

      He’s short I just realized

  • @WhiteScarsEmo
    @WhiteScarsEmo Год назад +144

    My mother's Korean. This happened a lot more then I'd want to admit. Including the passive-aggressive comments whenever I wanted to get a snack. My favorite was us at the checkout while she pretend to read the table of contents in the back of a bag of chips. "I think the bag has far more nutritional value then the chips inside." "Look at the sodium content. My son, the human jerky."
    Mom, I miss you.

    • @OceanicPearlz1
      @OceanicPearlz1 Год назад +1

      Reeee my parents are Chinese

    • @krystal2026
      @krystal2026 Год назад +8

      Your mom has the best roasts.

    • @srfirehorseart
      @srfirehorseart Год назад

      Hmm. Potential collaboration with the Korean Vegan channel? 😄

    • @storiesbylolo
      @storiesbylolo Год назад

      Ya this story is not finished in my opinion, #weneedapartthree

  • @SubEditz
    @SubEditz Год назад +324

    The fact that he was in public and embarrassing him self.
    RESPECT, ALSO BEST ASIAN.
    Edit: Yes he has done more embarrassing things in his life ( Congrats on 6M subs. )

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +77

      haha It was quite embarrassing

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE Год назад +13

      @@StevenHe and brave also

    • @mandie492
      @mandie492 Год назад +8

      @@StevenHe it's NYC, it's probably not even the weirdest thing they saw that day

    • @NJDJ1986
      @NJDJ1986 Год назад +1

      @@StevenHe you did great out there

    • @hongtaolin4875
      @hongtaolin4875 Год назад +1

      @@StevenHe do you speak fluent Chinese cuz I heard everything you said

  • @Singularityv616
    @Singularityv616 Год назад +48

    4:09 is ground zero of every Asian kid’s worst nightmare.

  • @strangeinyoutube9565
    @strangeinyoutube9565 Год назад +255

    "You know you always wanted to go to sea world? There you go"
    Best part 😂😂😂

  • @aveleziii
    @aveleziii Год назад +62

    "things you won't even find in America" got a legit spit take. brilliant

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 Год назад +20

    3:58 - "Oranges grow on trees."
    "And trees come out of the ground ,stuu-pid."

    • @whatsaap3471
      @whatsaap3471 Год назад

      Hurry my friend, thank you for watching my videos and leaving a comment, hit me up I have something for you 📩📩❤🎉

    • @Quloq_News
      @Quloq_News Год назад +1

      Thats a good one

  • @ChrisY85
    @ChrisY85 Год назад +199

    It makes my day whenever he says “I send you to Jesus “ lol

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Год назад +8

      was visiting my brother along with mum for xmas. he put this on and she (super religious) goes "....did he just say, I send you to Jesus?" hahahaaaaaaa the best

  • @priyanshplayz3021
    @priyanshplayz3021 Год назад +146

    This feels disturbingly relatable on levels I didn’t know possible

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +20

      Welcome to your therapy class

    • @b33thr33kay
      @b33thr33kay Год назад +3

      @@StevenHe Steven, there's a bot right above your comment. Can you please keep them in check?

  • @TheKnifeRaven
    @TheKnifeRaven Год назад +288

    Steven never ceases to make my day. When my day is lacking flavour, what better way to fix it than adding FAILURE

  • @aguyjr
    @aguyjr Год назад +105

    "I swear this has gone up in price" is something my parents would always say 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +31

      YESSSSSS I'm starting to think that myself too

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Год назад

      At least today I have last week's receipts to prove it.
      I only buy meat every other week now, and I still spend my 2019 monthly grocery budget every week.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion Год назад

      @@StevenHe I'm sure ( no matter the ethnicity ) it's something we can ALL relate to , now that global inflation has increased since the war in Ukraine 🇺🇦 . Nice video . Respect from Australia . ♑️✍️🇳🇴🇦🇺

    • @Kira_Nakasashi
      @Kira_Nakasashi 5 месяцев назад

      I am becoming my parent in that regard. When I go to the store, I am always saying "Every month it keeps getting more expensive"

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 Год назад +10

    “If the Groceries are Laying in
    the Road, Thats how you
    know it Legit”
    Yeah, That Sounds
    100% Legit!

  • @suffering9481
    @suffering9481 Год назад +199

    I love how Steven's Dad first instinct after trying out the pan was to see if it can be used as a weapon

  • @DJKazumi1
    @DJKazumi1 Год назад +97

    When Steven's dad said "go get the queue." It's me and always get panicked when my mom literally took an eternity to come back 😭

    • @rita8274
      @rita8274 Год назад +2

      One time my mom took so long to come to the line, IN A STORE SMALLER THAN A LIVING ROOM, I had to let three people in front of me. T_T I know where my anxiety started, my parents lolol

  • @bde4437
    @bde4437 Год назад +14

    "You always wanted to go to sea World, there you go" 💀
    "Rich in Vitamin F for failure"
    💀😂

  • @Erbium99
    @Erbium99 Год назад +46

    I did not realize my parent's buying habits were so stereotypical chinese people buying habits lmao

  • @HenrytheOrdinary
    @HenrytheOrdinary Год назад +55

    The last part got me... Mom said, "Wait for me i'll be back in a sec" ... it literally feels forever with all the people staring at me🤣Love your videos Lord He

  • @mellocertified
    @mellocertified Год назад +1613

    This is absolutely relatable lmao

    • @king.tangerine
      @king.tangerine Год назад +3

      how’d u post seven days ago if the video was released today? i’m so confused

    • @looking.out.for_yuu
      @looking.out.for_yuu Год назад +1

      Dang nice PFP

    • @_t3ardr0ps_
      @_t3ardr0ps_ Год назад

      Fr

    • @jenjoe4359
      @jenjoe4359 Год назад

      @@king.tangerine think there’s a way for people to watch early if they pay something

    • @XxCodWiLL3RxX
      @XxCodWiLL3RxX Год назад +3

      Especially the queue part. My father isnt asian but he always sent us to line up while he went to get 1 more item, while we had no way to pay if we arrieved to the cashier. Or even worse while in the line with like 1 or 2 people ahead of us max. Leave to go fetch something he forgot

  • @watcher2986
    @watcher2986 Год назад +87

    The way Steven's dad calculated the price of the grocery item was lol 😂
    He is lit

    • @lefranka
      @lefranka Год назад +1

      Totally agree!! I am not Asian, but I do this as well - except I have never tried to do it for each LEAF in a plant!!

  • @LisaApril
    @LisaApril 7 месяцев назад +1

    There was a wonderful baked goods shop in Chinatown in Oakland, Ca. I would go there frequently and yet I would frequently have to keep walking until I found it. It was on a specific corner, yet sometimes I had trouble figuring out which corner it was. Unfortunately, it's no longer there and I cried so hard. What I really loved from there was their coconut buns. I would end up getting them for people at work because they also loved them. Those were the good old days.

  • @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453
    @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453 Год назад +51

    "This so spicy, it make you forget how much of a failure you are."
    - Steven He, famous quote of the millenia

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine Год назад +14

    3:52
    Steven Father: "Look, these oranges so fresh they probably came out the ground this morning."
    Steven: "Uh, oranges grows on trees."
    Steven Father: "And where do trees grow from? .. Stuupid."
    Steven: "Whatever .. those look more like tangerines anyway"
    Steven Father: .. proceeds to throw an ORANGE at Steven.

  • @ms.t9411
    @ms.t9411 Год назад +149

    With the “always pick things from the back row”, my kids literally rolled on the ground laughing, screaming “mom that’s YOU!!!” 😂😂😂

    • @nickys5578
      @nickys5578 8 месяцев назад +1

      I used to do this too until I stocked at 3 different grocery stores and TBH crews just stock they do not rotate or pull forward the older stock, people buy it too much of just about everything for things to actually go bad in store, and we are on a crunch to finish stocking said load before the morning. You would be surprised on what is not rotated

    • @ms.t9411
      @ms.t9411 8 месяцев назад

      @@nickys5578 your message is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE to me… but thank you!

  • @galacticwarrior1321
    @galacticwarrior1321 Год назад +30

    When Stevan’s dad shops at the dollar general that has a 50% off sale: TOO EXPENSIVE
    Stevans dad casually buying a Gucci coat after “by accident”

  • @DriverEra.
    @DriverEra. Год назад +16

    You know a Asian store is legit when it has the wet cardboard on the floor, the orange price, fish next to frying pan, and the grey duck tape on the floor

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +7

      WET CARDBOARD ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂 I didn’t even realize before you said, these are in every grocery store

    • @DriverEra.
      @DriverEra. Год назад

      @@StevenHe 😂

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 Год назад +7

    Lord Steven He: Steven, we're going grocery shopping.
    Steven: There's a Whole Foods over there.
    Lord Steven He:... Do I Iook like Elon Musk?
    Me: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @musicman0329
    @musicman0329 Год назад +273

    I went to sleep and you just became a lord overnight💀

    • @michellebarnhill5130
      @michellebarnhill5130 Год назад +4

      Yes, Scotland recently harvested 14 million trees...to install windmills.

    • @nikoheino3927
      @nikoheino3927 Год назад +3

      @@michellebarnhill5130 thats not alot of trees. thats like 5km x 5km (3miles x 3miles) squre of a proper rainforest. and thousands of square km are being cut down constantly. around 7 000 000 000 trees are cut down every YEAR. that would mean if scotland cuts down those 14mil every year, it would account for 0.2% of global tree cutting. so what tf is your point.

    • @michellebarnhill5130
      @michellebarnhill5130 Год назад +7

      @@nikoheino3927 Scotland is pretty small. Compare total sq. Miles available of forested lands.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +29

      HA

    • @lilcubo3355
      @lilcubo3355 Год назад

      It's a scam. 1. Scotland doesn't actually recognize you as a Lord.
      2. The website always has a 80% "sale" to try and get impulse buys and make it seem legit/valuable.
      3. Scotland per a 2012 act doesn't actually acknowledge the land you "buy" as yours so they can keep reselling the same plot over and over and give you a bs plot number.
      4. They don't plant the trees themselves on their land they donate to a tree planting charity and use vague words to make it seem they plant them themselves. So the amount you pay you could have just donated directly to plant WAY more trees.
      So to recap.
      1. They don't actually sell lordship.
      2. They don't actually sell a plot of land.
      3. They aren't even all that great for the environment because for the same money you could donate to plant WAY more trees directly.
      So a scam on all fronts. And I don't know if Steven knew but he did advertise it to his trusting fan base.

  • @moarmygene7310
    @moarmygene7310 Год назад +23

    The entrance...is smaller...than the exit...
    THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
    I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +7

      The funniest part of the jokes is it's true. I couldn't believe the entrance was tiny

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat Год назад

      @@StevenHe More people leave than more enter, that's because they clone people in the basement to get more customers

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Год назад +1

      I didn't understand that part. Why is it better?

  • @FarisSalman
    @FarisSalman Год назад +81

    That "go line up i'll be with you in a sec" thing is the horror of my childhood! Lining up at the cashier with no money, a lot of people lining behind making you nervous, and your parent back at 2 SECONDS before the cashier read the total. All you can think while lining the whole time was "how am I going to pay this all if they come late???"

    • @FayeIL
      @FayeIL Год назад +2

      Jewish people do this too at the kosher supermarket! So many childhood memories of shy me in an absolute panic left on line wondering what the hell I would do if it was my turn to pay before my parents came back from getting “just one more thing.”

    • @Peg-rl3gm
      @Peg-rl3gm Год назад +1

      Glad to see that I’m not alone. This gave me anxiety attack. Absolutely hated it

  • @thedreadfulduo4827
    @thedreadfulduo4827 Год назад +51

    "Lao gan ma, made of Chinese parents's hopes and dreams"
    I think I busted a gut

  • @kellyannemakeup8296
    @kellyannemakeup8296 Год назад +111

    Just a heads up. I’m Scottish, born and bread the only way to be legally recognised as a lord here is by inheritance or marriage. You can’t just buy into it, otherwise the land my house sits on would make me a lord it lady 🙄🙌🏻 plus everyone in Scotland who currently also owns lands with their home- btw there’s 5.5 million of us here

    • @garvi01
      @garvi01 Год назад +5

      Thats why he said novelty. Even established tittles have that info all over their site about it being a novelty and that alone.

    • @TwistedMexi
      @TwistedMexi Год назад +15

      @@garvi01 That wasn't on their site at all until they were called out for it last week.

    • @RawbeardX
      @RawbeardX Год назад +4

      @@TwistedMexi it was always on their site. It just wasn't always on their site until a week ago when they were called out for it. Also RIP Established Titles. It was a scam while it lasted.

    • @TroySwezey
      @TroySwezey Год назад

      @@garvi01 Actually, he said 'novel.' Defined as: of a new and unusual kind; different from anything seen or known before: a novel idea.

    • @barbieblue3336
      @barbieblue3336 Год назад +1

      Bred
      Not bread

  • @XCarrion
    @XCarrion Год назад +26

    "They're so spicy and make you forget how much of a failure you are"
    I'll take your entire stock

  • @blastcontent2142
    @blastcontent2142 Год назад +111

    Steven being more consistent than my grades

  • @loafloafer
    @loafloafer Год назад +789

    The scripted jokes were funny, but I think my favorite part was steven's dad just cracking up laughing at the mere presence of a short lady.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +399

      No I was laughing at my own embarrassment of wielding a wok as a weapon in public

    • @FROSTx0523
      @FROSTx0523 Год назад +30

      @@StevenHe 你的普通話很好🤣 it was so funny when u transition from English to mandarin

    • @Sunbeargirl-
      @Sunbeargirl- Год назад +24

      @@StevenHe Somehow this reminded me of the movie Tangled, when Eugene discoverers the beauty of using a frying pan as a weapon. 😂

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Год назад +9

      My school tutor was a 4ft asian lady and I've never been more afraid to disappoint anyone.

    • @storiesbylolo
      @storiesbylolo Год назад +1

      Okay but i need a p.3 #weneedapartthree

  • @x8Ball
    @x8Ball Год назад +20

    "You never need to drink water again" killed me completely XD hahahahahah

  • @thebigidiot12thebiggestidi12
    @thebigidiot12thebiggestidi12 Год назад +19

    1:15 he’s doing rocket science just to say “to expensive”

  • @orangescalefishy1258
    @orangescalefishy1258 Год назад +20

    0:55 makes me think on how I’m so broke I go to petsmart and stare at the fish and call it “going to the aquarium for cheap”

  • @mariaarakat8823
    @mariaarakat8823 Год назад +298

    As a black woman this is relatable asf XD Especially "stay right here in line, gotta grab something real quick". My mom and grandma do this when we all go to the grocery together even to this day. Only now at age 30, I get them back and do it to them XD "Crap hang on brb gotta grab something" heeheehee 🤣

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Год назад +13

      Meanwhile, you have time to get to the register and get awkward because you're still waiting for them and people behind you grow impatient, although the queue was about 10 yards long.
      Aaah, good memories.

    • @versatileduplicity9313
      @versatileduplicity9313 Год назад

      🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @DioneN
      @DioneN Год назад +5

      My Chinese boyfriend does this to me all the time in Costco ☝🏼

    • @kirill2525
      @kirill2525 Год назад +2

      Ya happends to russians and other slavs too

    • @HoOGenghisB
      @HoOGenghisB Год назад +4

      My dad would do this to me all the time as a kid. I’m standing there with the cart, my anxiety growing and growing as the line moves along and he still hasn’t come. I would feel so weird as I’m standing near the register with no ability to pay. It was the worst, I hated it.

  • @robinreality9979
    @robinreality9979 Год назад +2

    I love your videos.
    About frozen, true, get it in the back.
    I worked in retail n some customers couldn't pay frozen so we had to take it back. But being busy, it would sit in carts for some time before we take it back, in freezers, in the front.. Also front frozen foods in the front gets more exposure from the door opening n closing

  • @kvn4745
    @kvn4745 Год назад +36

    “I’ll be there in three seconds, I just need one thing, it’s right over there”
    *takes 30 minutes*
    That was way too accurate and way too funny

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +11

      welcome to therapy

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Год назад +2

      Yeah my father always takes his time as well and he is not Asian he just knows it annoys us

  • @finleyroberts5070
    @finleyroberts5070 Год назад +20

    “These oranges are so fresh they probably came out the ground this morning!” 😂

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT Год назад

      That look after he got told they grow on trees had me laughing good, pretty much the whole video did, great stuff XD

  • @takotajarrett5357
    @takotajarrett5357 Год назад +108

    Respect for him going out to do this lol Idk how he does it without getting embarrassed I know I would but his videos brighten my days and make me laugh alot so I'm glad he around on this planet to make ppl happy and smile

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit Год назад +8

    The store I work at constantly has me dealing with parents leaving their children as they go back for one more thing. Or having a customer put all their stuff down and then just wander off to get something. Or going to their car to get their wallet after already having everything scanned. It messed with me the first few weeks. Now I just suspend it and get the next customer and resume when they return. It's that normal for me at this point.

  • @Ronaldos1fan69
    @Ronaldos1fan69 Год назад +9

    Older siblings have to have their own money because we can’t buy it because it’s too expensive but when younger siblings ask u can buy the whole company

  • @mnonymous7745
    @mnonymous7745 Год назад +47

    That part about the Steven's dad telling him to line up and that he'll be there in 3 seconds and then just walking around is so true. My mom does that all the time whenever we go to Ranch 99.

    • @druegnor1703
      @druegnor1703 Год назад +2

      and the anxiety as the counter get closer and closer as you line up (you dont have the money) wishing your parents to hurryp up..

  • @LMR_1994
    @LMR_1994 Год назад +20

    3:28 rich in vitamin F.... for failures.
    My Indian mom who don't even use youtube "agrees"

  • @kyleabayon3753
    @kyleabayon3753 Год назад +10

    4:22 is the one I can relate the most. love it from the Philippines.

  • @Germanp778
    @Germanp778 Год назад +15

    2:40 "There are 2 kinds of people, people who like to flex and liars everyone likes to flex" LOL

  • @singersmiles1018
    @singersmiles1018 Год назад +36

    I’m not Asian but parents going “always grab the one in the back” hits too close to home 😭✋

    • @OceanicPearlz1
      @OceanicPearlz1 Год назад

      I do that not my parents 😢😭

    • @OceanicPearlz1
      @OceanicPearlz1 Год назад

      My parents grab the first one I get the back one 😢

  • @graceyang8250
    @graceyang8250 Год назад +108

    all the reddit review references in this video LMAO
    especially the saucepan one AHA

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +24

      YESSSS Grace you're an OG

    • @olsirmonkey
      @olsirmonkey Год назад

      Bruh the bots lmao

    • @graceyang8250
      @graceyang8250 Год назад +1

      @@StevenHe how did I not see ur comment earlier?! Hi!!!
      I’ve been watching ur channel for like ever and when u blew up with ur “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” meme I was honestly so happy for u cause u deserved it :)

  • @JaimieKrycho
    @JaimieKrycho Год назад +3

    I like how the camera panned away from Stephen's face when he found The Sauce and almost started laughing at his own joke 😂😂🥰😂😂
    I out and out cackled throughout the whole of this!!!

  • @TL-fe9si
    @TL-fe9si Год назад +17

    1:54 LMAO, "if you eat Lao gan ma, you don't need a new plumber"

  • @chinagamer3332
    @chinagamer3332 Год назад +52

    As an Asian, I can confirm this is what my parents do all the time.

  • @NatureSkyViews
    @NatureSkyViews Год назад +18

    Love the pun! 0:42
    "HE" eventually found the store

  • @epica2133
    @epica2133 Год назад +5

    You're only classed as a Lord in the UK if you're appointed to the house of Lords. Stephen He, as far as I'm aware, hasn't been given a peerage. Owning a price of land here doesn't automatically give you a title.

  • @snowy6156
    @snowy6156 Год назад +13

    I used to go to the one nearest to me with my parents, but due to the pandemic, they have recently closed. When I first heard it had closed I was so sad. I had a lot of memories there. In addition to 老干妈 we also used to get 生抽和老抽, since was like a staple in my house. We would cook close to everything with it.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +5

      OF COURSE! My grandma only needed those 3 ingredients hahah

  • @HodorsLeftShoe
    @HodorsLeftShoe Год назад +22

    The anxiety of the waiting in line when "one more thing" was being looked for was real.

    • @whatsaap3471
      @whatsaap3471 Год назад

      Hurry my friend, thank you for watching my videos and leaving a comment, hit me up I have something for you 📩📩❤🎉

  • @thegreathufflepuff7877
    @thegreathufflepuff7877 Год назад +15

    I love how you can pinpoint the moment he realized he didn't know where the supermarket was

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +9

      HAHAHA i thought I knew. Then I crossed that corner and realized I was completely wrong

  • @NecroCritic
    @NecroCritic Год назад +6

    "I'm a Lord now."
    Got some bad news for you there, Steven...

  • @LynxWolf9309
    @LynxWolf9309 Год назад +17

    2:14 WAIT, why did I think he was going to say Lords Mobile!? 🤣💀

  • @MattU4970
    @MattU4970 Год назад +10

    The store with the roasted ducks hanging in the window made me miss Chinatown. Can't tell you how many times I have walked past that place as a young kid. We would eat Sunday dinner at one of the local restaurants, always walk past that store, and then spend the rest of the afternoon watching my grandmother at her Chinese Opera practice.

    • @whatsaap3471
      @whatsaap3471 Год назад

      Hurry my friend, thank you for watching my videos and leaving a comment, hit me up I have something for you 📩📩❤

  • @RealAeliux
    @RealAeliux Год назад +70

    Imagine if you were in a supermarket and just saw Steven going around slapping the watermelons

    • @near5148
      @near5148 Год назад +2

      I would smile

    • @RealAeliux
      @RealAeliux Год назад +3

      @@near5148 I wouldn’t even be able to contain my laughter lol

  • @helloydl
    @helloydl Год назад +1

    Guys, please support RUclipsrs by watching the commercials for at least 30 seconds, that’s how they get paid!!!! Let’s not take their hard work for granted!

    • @Xerdoz
      @Xerdoz Год назад +3

      They get paid by promoting scammers.

  • @ladiesel2852
    @ladiesel2852 Год назад +18

    1:33
    I was actually hoping he'd do that

  • @TheZakana
    @TheZakana Год назад +21

    I loved the long pause after the Asian parent was told that oranges grow on trees! 🌳 😂 He had no response like "No he got me"

  • @octatoniccs
    @octatoniccs Год назад +41

    This is actually my grandma she hears everything from her friends off of WeChat 😂 and 老干妈 is in basically every meal she eats

  • @cchoi108
    @cchoi108 Год назад +2

    The funniest part was when someone asked him if he was Ronny Chieng! 😂😂😂😂 If I ever see Ronny Chieng I'm going to ask him if he's Stephen He. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +8

    I remember going to fish markets with my uncle and let’s just say it was a learning experience. They have efficient fish cuts and a lot of the work is done on a sharp blade on a wooden stand. (‘Bothi’ in Bengali)

  • @KittiezeittiK
    @KittiezeittiK Год назад +9

    "Apples make you grow taller"
    DUDE SO RELATABLE WTF 💀

  • @KilledWithKindness137
    @KilledWithKindness137 Год назад +19

    When we needed it most, Steven delivered our dose of Asian Parents! Keep these going, really brings a smile to my face!

  • @B_B-420
    @B_B-420 10 месяцев назад +1

    When he heard that oranges grow on trees, it looked like he just returned to that body from a parallel dimension... 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +17

    I want to be ‘Where’s the supermarket? I forgot.’ Level of iconic.

  • @octapusxft
    @octapusxft Год назад +23

    Congratulations on the 6 million subs Steven.
    It is always great when people who can bring laughter get their due credit

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +6

      THANK YOU!!!! I appreciate you being a part of the channel!

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft Год назад

      @@StevenHe The pleasure is all mine. Keep up doing what you love doing!

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes Год назад +33

    My mom does the same thing with the frozen stuff. I’m like… “It’s. FROOOZEN!!!” 😂❄️💕

    • @OceanicPearlz1
      @OceanicPearlz1 Год назад +1

      I do that 😂

    • @usnasi4439
      @usnasi4439 Год назад

      I was room mates with a girl who used to wokin quality control of a fish export company. She used to tell that once the fish is caught they are kept in the freeer for 8 months minimum, then when you get an export order you pack it and the packet contains the packed date.It takes 3 months on ship to come to the US.Then it finally goes to the retail store..There is nothing wrong in trying to get the freshest fro the frozen, is there?

  • @clairemcaneny7150
    @clairemcaneny7150 Год назад +6

    oooh no he fell for the scam

  • @beardoodle9835
    @beardoodle9835 Год назад +20

    My spouse isn't Asian in any way, but I SWEAR, this was like watching him shop. 🤣 The price per calculations, all of it, (and yes, we have the industrial sized jar of lao gan ma. Actually 2, the regular and the one with bean curd, 😂) Anyway, this was hilarious!

  • @orangest4423
    @orangest4423 Год назад +25

    I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CRYING XD 0:22

    • @orangest4423
      @orangest4423 Год назад +3

      “You know it’s a good shop when they hang dead animals in the windows” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hittzo
      @Hittzo Год назад +1

      @@orangest4423 what’s funny about that

    • @giga_baller3562
      @giga_baller3562 Год назад +1

      @@orangest4423 it's true though

  • @maclord477
    @maclord477 Год назад +15

    we actually gifted my father a lord title using this when he turned 50 so seing this sponsorship is very nice 10/10

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +5

      AYYYYY NICE

    • @Chahlie
      @Chahlie Год назад +1

      I didn't think it was a real thing til I checked- it's so funny! And yes, I'm a Scot...soon to be a Lady :)

    • @lilcubo3355
      @lilcubo3355 Год назад

      @@Chahlie Sorry to say it's not actually real. Google is established titles legit.
      Per a 2012 act you don't actually own the plot and Scotland doesn't actually acknowledge your ladyship...
      It's as real as if you printed out a fake certificate...
      And even the tree planting they don't actually plant on their land they just donate to a tree planting charity and for the price you paid you could have donate directly to the charity and planted WAY more trees...
      They even have a constant 80% "sale" to make it seem more legit/valuable...

    • @lilcubo3355
      @lilcubo3355 Год назад

      @Heather Smith Sorry to say it's not actually real. Google is established titles legit.
      Per a 2012 act you don't actually own the plot and Scotland doesn't actually acknowledge your father's lordship...
      It's as real as if you printed out a fake certificate...
      And even the tree planting they don't actually plant on their land they just donate to a tree planting charity and for the price you paid you could have donate directly to the charity and planted WAY more trees...
      They even have a constant 80% "sale" to make it seem more legit/valuable...

  • @bryanthebreadstick5266
    @bryanthebreadstick5266 Год назад +3

    as a Chinese-American(both parents Chinese but i was raised in America) my mum used to just complete a lap around the grocery store, buying whatever she needed along the way

  • @narly.noodle
    @narly.noodle Год назад +260

    That sponsor did NOT age well lmfao

    • @YoshidaSPECL
      @YoshidaSPECL Год назад +4

      How he said its a novelty gift u dult

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Год назад +14

      people say it's not a scam but it def was misleading. it sounds like you get a mini plot of land. that's the gag. BUT, no dice. i give that sponser a thumbs down. (the tree planting was nice, but still)

    • @Gundumb_guy
      @Gundumb_guy Год назад +9

      Yea, pretty cringe. Even he just said something about having a plot of land and maybe you can get a plot next to him but that’s literally not true. Is there a plot of land? Yes. But that land doesn’t belong to you, so why do they say it does!? Very misleading.

    • @HPFan4Life81
      @HPFan4Life81 Год назад

      And this is why you shouldn't believe a youtuber without proof
      Established Titles
      Response to allegations from non-customers
      It has come to our attention that extremely talented creators who have helped us spread the word about Established Titles have become unfairly under fire.
      We want to clarify a few points and misinformation about our service, the amazing work creators who have been working with us have been doing, and last but not least, our ‘Lords and Ladies’.
      False claim #1 “Customers don’t understand that they’re not purchasing official, legal titles”
      The information regarding the Lairdships being based on an age old Scottish custom is clearly available on our website:
      ... as well as in the briefs provided to RUclips advertisers:
      The creators sponsoring Established Titles have been incredibly creative in how they've spread the word about our Title Packs in their sponsored segments - they've made their Pet Lobster a Lord, 'lorded' their 7-String Electric Guitar, or their dog.
      cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/4099/1803/files/LordLeon_1024x1024.jpg?v=1669725530
      cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/4099/1803/files/LordDjemo_1024x1024.jpg?v=1669725576
      cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0260/4099/1803/files/LordOso_1024x1024.jpg?v=1669725605
      Mind you, our ‘Lords and Ladies’ have an excellent sense of humour, and are very well aware how far the authority of their Lairdship extends.
      Lordships and Ladyships have been the center piece of various gag ceremonies and celebrations, and Lairsdships have been given out to pets and personal items.
      establishedtitles.com/pages/is-established-titles-a-scam

    • @kolbywilliams7234
      @kolbywilliams7234 Год назад +12

      @@Gundumb_guy
      Why? Because it’s a scam. What they say isn’t true. Someone manipulating you to give them money under false pretenses is pretty much the definition of a scam. Even if it was a misunderstanding by the content creators, the fact that nobody from ET came out to correct them makes it a scam.