Jaloviina, or cut brandy, is basically brandy and straight clear booze mixed together. The number of stars represent the mixing ratio, one star is 1/3 brandy, and 3 stars is 3/4 brandy. It's really versatile as far as a base for drinks as you can basically mix anything with it and it'll be okay. Coke is fine, energy drink is good, orange juice is also good, sprite is fine, even plain sparkling water is nice if you don't want an overly sweet cocktail.
Love your vids Dave!! As a bartender it would be so cool to see you sample some of the more "higher quality" alcohols. Like gins and whiskeys from Kyrö distillery and beers from great finnish smaller brewerys! We have a bunch of great things for you get drunk on in the afternoon!! ;)
Bah, tietenkin juodaan maun takia. But you need to buy something good then not the cheap Finnish stuff. One can make drinks from finlandia or 60% koskenkorva. Otherwise I choose russian vodkas. I have yet not found anything else produced in finland to my taste. Some are drinkable but not great.
Congratulations on 100k subs Dave! I love your content, I don't know how you're able to make your videos so entertaining lol. I'm looking forward to seeing more from you :))
If you are going to make 3rd one of these, taste some Gambina. We call it katkero, and it has pretty much become a meme in finnish metal community, you see it all the time during metalfestivals. It's a red drink what is sold in a pretty big plastic bottle.
@Clauril It is a joke, as could have guessed from quotation marks and smiley. Pikkulauantai (literally little Saturday) is used when drinking Wednesday. Like students that study different city, go home every weekends and want to party with their student friends, but can't do it on Saturday.
Hi, Try this: Smash a bag of fruit-Turkinpippuri to 0,5lVodka(take some on vodka out befor adding candy) Put the mix in fridge over night and turn it over couple of times so it mix well. It is sooooo gooooood! (So sorry my english :/ )
Jaloviina is a wartime classic, that's probably why it's so popular. On Mannerheim's 75th birthday in June 1942 a decilitre (if I remember correctly) of cut brandy or actual cut cognac was given to each soldier on the front. There's a scene in The Unknown Soldier where the guys not only down the cut brandy, but get drunk as hell on kilju as well. Sadly I hear that scene was cut from the international edition of the latest film, because foreigners "wouldn't get it". If you haven't already, go visit the beer store Pien behind Ateneum and ask for something Finnish.
Go to Varusteleka store in Helsinki and buy their beers and test 'em in The video. You can take a Look of them in www.varusteleka.com but you cant really order.
Nice to see you enjoying the minttukaakao :) Jaloviina, or Jallu, is oftentimes enjoyed mixed with coke ("jallukola"). Your videos are great, thanks for the great channel!
Popularity of Jaloviina started in 1942 when Finnish marshal Mannerheim had his 75 years old birthday party (Hitler also visited there) and he ordered officers to give small nip of cognac to all soldiers of Finnish army. But because Alko oy didn't had enough cognac they mixed that with normal booze and everyone were happy.
Jaloviina (direct translation: "noble spirit") is basically cut brandy. (cheap brandy cut with industrial ethanol). The more stars in the label, the more brandy (cocnac). Of course you chose the cheapest version, which is made of 1/4 brandy and 3/4 industrial ethanol.
Yet again appreciate your honesty. You give your honest opinion even though it probably pissed off all Finnish watching the video and yet again broke their fragile national self-esteem.
turhaa selität, autocorrect korkeintaan vaihtaa toisiksi sanoiksi. Se ei koskaan muuttaisi tekstiin "didn'd" eikä myöskään ottaisin sanan alusta kirjaimia pois silloin jos kirjoitettukin sana on oikea :)
If you approach Jaloviina like a brandy and sip it from a proper glass slowly, it's much more fun. As a "cut brandy" it's a cheaper substitute for real brandy or cognac. Also the taste of the brandy component is more prominent if you drink it closer to room tempereature. Of course it can also be mixed with any drink and all foods. A process called "jalostaminen".
Jaloviina is basically cut brandy. 1 star means 1/3 of brandy, 2 stars ½ and 3 starts 3/4 and rest is just vodka. Jaloviina has some reputation in Finnish history too. It was served to all finnish soldiers on Mannerheim's 75th birthday in Continuation War. Ofc brandy was expensive back in those days so naturally it had to mix with something, like vodka.
Dave you're the man for trying all these! Good job. And I understand your reaction to Jaloviina. My first ever shot was a Jaloviina shot and I didn't know what it was... I almost died on the spot man it was so horrible!
These videos are way too entertaining and they can't be too good for your health 😂 ugh, can't stand Jaloviina or Olvi beers myself (must be the English side of me). You should try out some of the Finnish berry liquors too, they are delicious 👌 congratulations on being on the trending page again!
Jaloviina, also known as Jallu, consists of spirits (viina) and brandy. Amount of stars in the bottle tells the mixing ratio. Best ways to consume is ice cold snaps from ice cold glasses before/after meal, in cooking (marination and sauces) and of course "jallukola" which is a mix you can order from any bar or make at home (Jaloviina and Coke/Pepsi).
One old drunk once said to me: "When booze starts to taste good, you have a serious problem" :D
uhm yeah, haven't had booze since february and at that time i thought it tasted good...
jimpan99 That guy knew what he was talking about.
haha yeah, definitely...
Kajautus was that your father
Nope, one old ass drunk from Orivesi
I laugh every time u say "ohhoh".
Same
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Jaloviina, or cut brandy, is basically brandy and straight clear booze mixed together. The number of stars represent the mixing ratio, one star is 1/3 brandy, and 3 stars is 3/4 brandy. It's really versatile as far as a base for drinks as you can basically mix anything with it and it'll be okay. Coke is fine, energy drink is good, orange juice is also good, sprite is fine, even plain sparkling water is nice if you don't want an overly sweet cocktail.
Black's coffee lid also works great.
Lets go in the future!
TRYING FINNISH ALCOHOL PART 45
Santtuuxh :3 My alcohol problem part 45***
"I have an alcohol problem"
"HOW MY LIVER EXPLODED"
this is my story of how I got into detoxification
"Don't drink if you're under-aged"
Lucky for me I turned 18 today :) Great video as always Dave!
Happy birthday! Learn from my hideous flashbacks of drinking too much ;) :)
Thelaku13 why are you on yt then and not drunk
Dave Cad Thanks! Luckily I'm not a beginner with alcohol ;)
On saturday I will be, trust me :)
absuudi1 Sitä varten on iskä ;)
not so long in finland and alredy getting warm "hugs" from alcohol
Perkele se viina juodaan vikisemättä
La Wa Suomes jotku 15vuotiaatki kestää viinaa paremmi ku tuo😂
Jorma E jep😂
Jorma E meilläpäin aika monet 14v kestää paremminko niitten vanhemmat:D
Lets Break It Ihan vitun siistii! Hei teiän elämänkoulu on alkanu jo kannattais lähtee jo!
Senkutietäis * ömmm
Normal 50+ years old finnish man would love that job😂😂😂
20
Normal finnish man of any age
Konde nope! you need to be 20 that you can buy strong alcohol drinks.
Homie FINLAND yes to buy, but not to drink. And actually you can buy from bars too.
Olavi Kyllönen o
That Jaloviina reaction is priceless! LOL
Love your vids Dave!! As a bartender it would be so cool to see you sample some of the more "higher quality" alcohols. Like gins and whiskeys from Kyrö distillery and beers from great finnish smaller brewerys! We have a bunch of great things for you get drunk on in the afternoon!! ;)
Ei sitä maun takia juodakkaan
Bah, tietenkin juodaan maun takia.
But you need to buy something good then not the cheap Finnish stuff.
One can make drinks from finlandia or 60% koskenkorva.
Otherwise I choose russian vodkas. I have yet not found anything else produced in finland to my taste. Some are drinkable but not great.
Kyllä monestikkin juodaan jos jumisen tavoitteena on saada känni aikaan silloin kelpaa mikä vaan millä pää saadaan sekaisin
Ei vodkaa/viinaa juoda maun takia, paitsi salmiakki kossua@jessezs1491
Ja näin Deivin viinaralli alkaa. Joka kuukaus hakemassa Oboyta ja minttua.
Did I hear "kylkyn kylkyn" instead of "Hölkynkölkyn"?
Congratulations on 100k subs Dave! I love your content, I don't know how you're able to make your videos so entertaining lol. I'm looking forward to seeing more from you :))
If you are going to make 3rd one of these, taste some Gambina. We call it katkero, and it has pretty much become a meme in finnish metal community, you see it all the time during metalfestivals. It's a red drink what is sold in a pretty big plastic bottle.
Yes! I've been waiting for this. I love all your videos!:)
Eka. Lol
you sound exactly like a growtopia jonne
PiriKiikarit Gt wtf
Dave Cad Eka = en koskaan aikuistu
Dave Cad it's not koskenkotva it's kossu
1:58
Dave I was first I commented a few seconds before you >:)
those 8.5 beers are so damn treacherous, first you're like "doesn't feel a thing" and after some cans you're suddenly smashed
The way you say "minttu" sounds so funny and cute😂😂😂 ihana dave
woah
Kookiebaby Heii Armyy
K pop on paskaa
I love how he started saying Hölökynkölökyn right when he was drunk 😂
Wednesday is called "pikkulauantai" 😁
@Clauril It is a joke, as could have guessed from quotation marks and smiley.
Pikkulauantai (literally little Saturday) is used when drinking Wednesday. Like students that study different city, go home every weekends and want to party with their student friends, but can't do it on Saturday.
Clauril deemm your stupid
Clauril check it first then come complaing
Hi,
Try this:
Smash a bag of fruit-Turkinpippuri to 0,5lVodka(take some on vodka out befor adding candy)
Put the mix in fridge over night and turn it over couple of times so it mix well.
It is sooooo gooooood!
(So sorry my english :/ )
Vihdoinkin! Tätä on odotettu
oletko kokkolasta
Elias - sinä siis
8BiT oletko sinä
Elias - en ole
Samu Hautala totta kai oon suomalaine😂😂
100K!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!
For next beer tasting. Try Sandels. And you should taste longdrinks also.
after all, longdrinks is originaly made in Finland
I agree, I am interested to see what Dave thinks of longdrinks(or "lonkero" as we call them in Finland).
Otto Vuori kolme suomalaista puhumassa toisilleen englantia
Ei mitää limua
Jaloviina is a wartime classic, that's probably why it's so popular. On Mannerheim's 75th birthday in June 1942 a decilitre (if I remember correctly) of cut brandy or actual cut cognac was given to each soldier on the front. There's a scene in The Unknown Soldier where the guys not only down the cut brandy, but get drunk as hell on kilju as well. Sadly I hear that scene was cut from the international edition of the latest film, because foreigners "wouldn't get it".
If you haven't already, go visit the beer store Pien behind Ateneum and ask for something Finnish.
In Finland we call Lapin kulta=Poron kusi.
Dave, last night(in finland) you have reached 100.000 subscribers! Congratulations!🇫🇮🎉
Almost 100 000 followers!!!!!❤❤😍😍😍😍
"What I am doing with my life. I should really call my mom" :D
"I should really call my mom"
For part 3: Fireball (liqueur with cinnamon and a little bit of whiskey) it tastes like christmas
Janne Hannuksela I'm pretty sure thats from the states correct me if I'm wrong
Actually it's from the UK, you can google it for more info!
Go to Varusteleka store in Helsinki and buy their beers and test 'em in The video. You can take a Look of them in www.varusteleka.com but you cant really order.
Nice to see you enjoying the minttukaakao :) Jaloviina, or Jallu, is oftentimes enjoyed mixed with coke ("jallukola"). Your videos are great, thanks for the great channel!
Congratulations on 100k subs
Conratulations for 100,000 Subscribers!!
Lakritsi and salmiakki are different things
Mr PotatoMan my eyes are bleeding. So horrible grammar
Preston Rodriguez well cut em Out then
Mr PotatoMan easier solution you learn to typr kid.
roflmaosammy well this is ironic when it seems you can't type eighter
Mr PotatoMan true true lol
Congrats for 100 000 subs Dave!
4:21 the face, when you're wasted
Dave try this one! Koskenkorva Salmiakki, milk and ice. My British friends love it.
Nice! 100k is near :P
Popularity of Jaloviina started in 1942 when Finnish marshal Mannerheim had his 75 years old birthday party (Hitler also visited there) and he ordered officers to give small nip of cognac to all soldiers of Finnish army. But because Alko oy didn't had enough cognac they mixed that with normal booze and everyone were happy.
I died when you just poored the whole bottle of minttuviina in the hot chocolate😂😂😂😂
Wow 100 000 subscribers! Congrats Dave :)
Jaloviina is finnish Hennessy
All nationality words are written with capital letters in English. So Finnish, not finnish. Just so you know.
The background music is so innocent and then you're tasting vodkas XD
Jaloviina is cognac and vodka mix nam😋
9:20 "oh a new bubble, awh i popt it" sounded so sad
You only have one glass?
Jaloviina (direct translation: "noble spirit") is basically cut brandy. (cheap brandy cut with industrial ethanol). The more stars in the label, the more brandy (cocnac). Of course you chose the cheapest version, which is made of 1/4 brandy and 3/4 industrial ethanol.
Karhu is the best imo
Niklas6799 -_- nyt oli kyse viinasta ei kaljasta
Yet again appreciate your honesty. You give your honest opinion even though it probably pissed off all Finnish watching the video and yet again broke their fragile national self-esteem.
I didn'd watch the video but I now its good
"Didn'd" "now" hyvä enkku sul
Elias - vitsin automaatti kirjoitus xd
turhaa selität, autocorrect korkeintaan vaihtaa toisiksi sanoiksi. Se ei koskaan muuttaisi tekstiin "didn'd" eikä myöskään ottaisin sanan alusta kirjaimia pois silloin jos kirjoitettukin sana on oikea :)
Busteed !!!
Jaloviina: The original ingredient for Molotov-cocktail.
You could try the Jaloviina with coke or fanta, much better that way!
Jaloviinaa + appelsiinimehua 5/5
Jonzzu Fin oot tyylii 12
Se on vittu jallu
Vesamatti hei volovo mies nyt sie puhut asiaa
ei sitä millää limuil pilata ku raakana vaa
Jaloviina is a traditional gift given to theatre lighting, sound and set-technicians in a premiere party.
You are so close to 100 000 subcribers
Jaloviina is at its best when it goes from person to person in the sauna.
Only finnish boys and girls are watchin these reaction and taste test from you :D
Not true :) I'm over 30 and I watch all of his videos :)
Raatomieli you got finnish name hehe
Yes, but I wouldn't categorize myself in "boys" anymore :)
Raatomieli -_-
I'm not Finnish and it's many years since I could call my self a boy :)
Mom says alcohol is enemy. God says love your enemys.🍻🥂
Rassezzz jesus said
4:21 xD
Congratz for 100 000 subscribers!
You are the best
Yeah drunk Dave is back! :D
#DaveJuoppo
Juoppo is alcoholist
* alcoholic
ZewriK Gaming
* Who the fuck cares? You've got the point?
He said "You go the point." That's correct. " You've got the point?" is wrong.
If you approach Jaloviina like a brandy and sip it from a proper glass slowly, it's much more fun. As a "cut brandy" it's a cheaper substitute for real brandy or cognac. Also the taste of the brandy component is more prominent if you drink it closer to room tempereature. Of course it can also be mixed with any drink and all foods. A process called "jalostaminen".
Daveboy87
Almost 100k! Congrats bro😘
Kunnon Juoppo
Jaloviina is basically cut brandy. 1 star means 1/3 of brandy, 2 stars ½ and 3 starts 3/4 and rest is just vodka. Jaloviina has some reputation in Finnish history too. It was served to all finnish soldiers on Mannerheim's 75th birthday in Continuation War. Ofc brandy was expensive back in those days so naturally it had to mix with something, like vodka.
You should try Vergi or Saarenmaa
Juntzaaa saaremmaa 80 rossast 👍
Juntzaaa nuo molemmathan on virosta 😂
I laughed so hard at the part where you opened the Jaloviina.. it sounded like a frog screaming.. i was like wait is that Pepe?
alkoholisti confirmed xDDDDD
Omg, the timing!! I got a commercial right after the wink! Right,right after
Try karhu täyttä olutta(full beer)
Preussi älä pls käytä englantia jos oot noin huono siinä, tunnen syvää myötähäpeää
ZewriK Gaming 97% of this comment section is 12-year-old kids who dont even know the basic grammar
IOL9TBIMC I guess i'm one of the only finnish 12 year olds, that have good grammar, then. I guess?
Dave you're the man for trying all these! Good job. And I understand your reaction to Jaloviina. My first ever shot was a Jaloviina shot and I didn't know what it was... I almost died on the spot man it was so horrible!
Suomi perkele
CONGRATS 100K SUBS!!!! LOVEEEEE
100K!!
"Lapin Kulta actually isn't too bad"
I'm sorry, Dave. But you're not quite at honorary Finn status until you realize Lapin Kulta is reindeer piss
Jumalauta äijjä vetää megistä (tykkää jos oot koukussa megiksee)
RaHka liikkaa
Congrats! You're now in team 100k!!
Nice video.
concrats for 100k subscribers! You totally deserve it!
Jaloviina is the fucking worst thing ever invented 😂 i don't understand who the hell actually likes the taste 😷
even4star 5/5
jaloviina on hyvää juoma-sekoituksissa samoin ku tequila.
even4star Jallu on omast mielest parasta viinaa :D
Yks tähtee =paskaa
Kaks tähtee = paskaa
Kolme tähtee = ahh ihanaa
Antcommander ei sitä tequilaa sekoteta ku otetaa shotti ja sit purastaa sitruunaa/limeä nii johan on makuelämys
Try Jaloviina as Jalovenäläinen, so basically White Russian where you put Jallu instead of vodka. It has a distinct toffee flavor
Eka
Omg youre amazing ! :D made me laugh so many times, keep up the good vibes Dave !
Damn its been fun to watch your vids, keep up the good job :]
These videos are way too entertaining and they can't be too good for your health 😂 ugh, can't stand Jaloviina or Olvi beers myself (must be the English side of me). You should try out some of the Finnish berry liquors too, they are delicious 👌 congratulations on being on the trending page again!
Almost died when you took a sip of Jaloviina. XD
It's a tradition amongst Techincal University students to bring Jaloviina to a sauna with them and drink it warm. It's called "Saunajallu".
Jaloviina + Applejuice = pure love
Next time have a "Plörökahvi", regular black coffee and a shot of Jaloviina mixed together.
Is it somehow odd that I water down my cider when I can get away with it, but don't even flinch at Jaloviina shots?
Every time you mention Finland our great nation will invade your channel. I guess we like it when someone talks about us
Jaloviina, also known as Jallu, consists of spirits (viina) and brandy. Amount of stars in the bottle tells the mixing ratio. Best ways to consume is ice cold snaps from ice cold glasses before/after meal, in cooking (marination and sauces) and of course "jallukola" which is a mix you can order from any bar or make at home (Jaloviina and Coke/Pepsi).
Omg ur alko hauls are the bestest 💜 gotta try that berry koskenkorva
6:50 you forgot to say hölkyn kölkyn now you have to drink it again😂
Congrats 100k!!!!