Luke: Egbert! punch him so hard his head comes off Mike: *leans into the microphone* I'd like to punch him so hard his head comes off Crowd: Explodes into applause
themajicwalnut shipping Merilwyn(?) and Eggbert with and D.olbert O.f B.irth as the bi ass third wheel who has such a crush on them both. That makes Corozone the leader and Prudence the wild card in a Mom and Dad friend kinda way.
Corazon and Prudence as a terrible, terrible Team Dad and Team Mom. MERILWEN: Guys, some people don't approve of our three-way relationship. CORAZON: You didn't say the words "gold" or "early 90s family friendly rap", so I don't care. PRUDENCE: Have you tried... murdering... everyone? EGBERT: ...yes.
Question for Andy: Did you ever think at any point in your life you'd be rapping Wild Wild West by Will Smith on stage dressed as a pirate in front of a crowd of people? If yes, wait... what?
two shirts were created this day. "Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined." With a print of like a sandwich with tentacles poking out of it and "Don't be a Dob" with just a picture of Dob's head and the circle with a line through it over it.
I’m not sure what was more terrifying; Jane shooting a goblin with such strength that it’s head explodes, Mike punching a goblin’s head clean off or that Andy knows the full words to Wild Wild West... And by terrifying I mean impressive.
And Prudence will be like "What part of "PH´NGLUT MGLW´NAFH CTHULHU R´YLEH WGAH´NAGL FHTAGN" did you not understand?". Also I expect her to fully pronounce this sentence :D
So many tentacles and fish hybrid horrors. But what would Dob's be? His former band coming back? Or would it be a quest based on Dob doing a Dob in the past?
Benjamin Nolan which is funny because thunderwave is a sonic shockwave, not a lightning cube lol I might be annoyed at how they’ve misinterpreted thunder vs lightning damage, however I’ll admit I love the puns that arise from it all the time lol
@@_b1ack0ut4 Pretty much that. Luke made that mistake in the last adventure and Johnny never bothers to correct this nor Jane's misinterpretation of Eldritch Blast . Though to be honest it's very light hearted and they're basically just fucking around. The shenanigans that result from their lack of understanding are pretty damn funny.
Have you ever seen the Eurogamer video team? Ian is exactly like this. He's going to get them playing D&D too. Patience will be needed for that and all things with them.
Oh God, I hadn't considered that, Aoife will be Prudence 2.0, Bratters will be like Dob with Eggbert's poor, poor intelligence but....& well, all round more panicky and Higton...well, Higton....if we thought Corazon was bad for robbing things imagine the sheer amount of Schnaffling Ser ITEMO the Schnaffler will be able to perform!!
The Boss Battle (a summary) Egbert: Home-runs a bomb into giant beetle-mech's mandibles Dob: Epic guitar-solos same machine with crippling thunderwave Merilwen: Survives electric cube of death clinging to the metal exploding bug Prudence: Summons eldritch horrors into a blast of cinder and smoke Corazon: Ties a rope between two stumps
+khamjaninja Yes, but you forget the elixir that turned many into animals. It's not quite murder, and they were turned back, but they did have a bad time... While writing this, I realize i might have a theory as to why M. Channail was turning people into animals... Was it his plan all along? Does he have another, bigger plan? Find out next time, on on OutsideXboxtra(we hope)!
you're going to a picnic in a forest, accompanied by a wood elf druid. Of course they were in for the fight of their lives. metaphorically speaking. These guys are really capable for level 1 characters.
Egbert throws a bomb in the air, and hits a home run with his mace. Just, WOW. You can see Johnny's look of disbelief when Mike rolled over 20. It was a hard day for a dungeon master.
Should have broken it down to three rolls, a dex check to see if he flubs the swing, a ranged attack check to see if he hits it and finally a d100 percentile roll to see if the bomb blows up in his face.
Why "just do" something when you can instead make a reeeeeally cool flourish for visual effect? ... which in turn requires a much higher roll which is harder to achieve :)
My favourite part of this is that the rest of Wild Wild West performed by Andy "Fresh" Farrant probably had to be edited out both for time and to keep content ID away from the video.
Maybe not the whole thing, but it was a good two thirds. Basically all he had left to do was the part at the end that's just "Wild Wild West" repeated over and over. He said afterwards that he knows the entire thing, as well as all of Men In Black and Gettin' Jiggy With it
Corazon - "Is there any money involved in this?" Wizard Binbag - "No... In wizarding world..." Corazon interrupt him - "Alright, Wizard Douchebag, i lost my interest after you said 'No'." Corazon was hit by lightning 7 times that day.
The Duckyman Variety Show apparently he actually knows the entire thing, he sang a good two thirds of it live and only had the repeated wild Wild West left
This series is one of my favorite things on youtube, and you all are among my favorite presenters. Long live Dob and Merilwen! (and that other lot too, I guess)
I don't think anything can ever top the look of dawning realisation on Luke's face when he realised the Thunderwave cube included Merilwen xD Dob clearly became too overconfident after his backflipping escapades last time :P Also if you ever do this again you should ask Bendix to do more amazing art so Johnny can have a picture of Binbag the Wizard in front of him :D
One of my favourite things about DMing is doing that. Also trying to figure out what someone has to roll to pull off the crazy thing they just said they're going to do.
I don’t know what’s wrong with you two’s families. I do the normal thing and use my 47 training to drown(“temporarily” LOOPHOLE)them over the last slice of pizza.
I can't help but image Dob playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck" every time he uses thunderwave, particularly the part that is just "You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK"
The best part of this adventure was watching Johnny from Eurogamer slowly lose his mind while trying to deal with the beautiful minds of oxbox and oxtra!
I like that Corazon is compelled by every ounce of his being to do really cool things like rapping and bicycle kicks Only to fall flat on his back as the head rolls slowly away Stick to it Andy, eventually the odds will be in your favor!
Can i just say I am now extremely emotionally invested in the adventures of Michael the "really big" Goat. Can we have a spin off short story so I can have some closure? Please ;D
Went home to his wife and son, found out that they had been eaten by bear on top of another bear, now on a roaring rampage of revenge. Micheal the Goat is... "BA-A-A-A-AD TO THE BONE!"
He went home, married a beautiful but small she goat and had three sons, one of which was very small like his mother, one was medium in size and the last one took after his dad and was a big ass goat. His three sons were tormented by a troll under a bridge who wanted to stop them from getting to the better grass on the other side. The very small goat and the medium one tricked their way across, but his biggest son who's name was Billy(full name Billy James Goat), just gruffed angrily three times at the troll and knocked him into next week so he never bothered anyone again. Bards now sing the tale of his son, known as "the three Billy Goat's gruff"
18:36 and 31:05 Wild Wild West references and Johnny getting frustrated... (at the same time) For those who enjoyed theese moments and wanted time stamps this comment exists for you
Love it when the OXteams play DnD. The hijinks, the battles, the dastardly M Channail, Egbert's obligatory explosive use, Prudence killing everyone with her Eldritch Blast...all ending in a rousing rendition of Vengabus.
Mar Hawkman Yeah, okay. Plus, the one time she did use the blast (I think), she only gave that pirate a light tan. I think, at this point in time, it was probably a little premature to assume consistent features in their sessions.
watching these oxbox dnd videos makes you feel like you're part of something genuinely special. What a wonderful team of individuals, you're all bloody brilliant
once he hits level 3 he can just become an arcane trickster and have access to the spells he's missing now without having to compromise his rogue abilities.
These DnD sessions, are by FAR my new favorite thing. I used to play DnD, I miss it, but never and I mean NEVER have I seen a group of RPers on the web have so much fun, and are so much fun to watch. Please keep making more adventures. My hats off to the DM, what a FABULOUS job of moving the plot forward while still keeping it SO MUCH FUN!!! i love it!!!
I'm insanely impressed with how much of "Wild Wild West" Andy knew off the top of his head. *applause* And since my favorite OXboXTra personality is merit based, Andy has become my new favorite. At least until one of you manages to dethrone him. LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
*spoilers* Corazon is a true hero! Felling that mighty mechanical monstrosity with one mighty thrust of his rapier and with no help from the rest whatsoever... ;)
Both of these episodes are so long, I know what I'm doing with the rest of my evening and my homemade traveller's cloak that's actually just a brown sheet I put over my head like a wandering adventurer.
I'm not sure if I should be impressed or a little bit disturbed with Andy's in depth memory of late 90's movie soundtrack lyrics. Does he do requests? Full version of 'Men In Black' next?
Dear god, these guys should be playing ANY setting created by White Wolf! They clearly have the art of Stunting mastered. All the systems created by White Wolf runs off of the 'rule of cool', so the more outlandish the action the better! If I were the GM I would be awarding these guys five extra damage dice per roll with the descriptions they keep coming up with... It's just so perfect for the whole crew. Vampires! Werewolves! Mages! Freaking Demigod like entities ranging from superpowered hero kings to shapeshifting barbarians to death knights to kung-fu fate ninjas! I can see these guys having way too much fun with any of these! I am not an employee of White Wolf. I just love these games.
This series is absolutely hilarious! I can’t believe I’ve only just discovered it. It’s really making me want to play some D&D myself, but I know it could never be as fun as this.
It's interesting that everyone's focusing on the AoE on Merylwen, and no one seemed to notice that he tried to blast the legs out of a giant mechanical creature while he was directly under it...
So grateful for these videos (and the podcasts). When I'm struggling, like today (my dog is in the vet hospital with pancreatitis), I come here where the humour always hits right and the group dynamics are comforting. It's been a horrible day but this is my respite.
It's D&D LIVE! Welcome to part 2 of our wild wild woodland romp! Missed part 1? Check it out on Outside Xbox! ruclips.net/video/piljt4eu-Yg/видео.html A massive thank you again to all who came along to our first on-stage adventure! 💜
All i want to know - did this cheese sandwiches were delicious or what? P.S. - Why Ellen left this toy kitten under table? I would grab it and scream - it is mine now, back off!
So I just had to make a new video clip of my take on your characters. Don't forget to read the description for a bit of extra entertainment: ruclips.net/video/PB9FHCr0hfI/видео.html
BRILLIANT..........I honestly thought that Andy was going to freestyle at the end then later drop his mix-tape about pirates and cowboys........ Love you guys yup yup
Edit (after watching the whole thing): That was awesome. What are Mike's bombs? I know for a fact they're not listed on the D&D weapons table, so I assume they're either improvised or a retextured spell, but which one? Also, 24:00 I don't think it's rule-breaking to try and improvise a solution that NO BOOK EVER has prepared for. I mean, baseball-batting a lit bomb with a mace to try and hit a giant robot beetle in the mandible? What are you even supposed to do in that situation?
Getting home from work: ''I'm gonna play some kingdom come'' notification: OXBOX OXTRA D&D!! Me: Well looks like I'll play Kingdom come tomorow... Love this series!
I was wondering why would prudence stay with the others, then the rest agreed to let all the animal free at once, creating a bloody carnage!!! Cthulu was pleased.
Luke's face when he realises what he's done with the Thunderwave and Ellen's character was even better than I'd imagined. Both hands, that's how seriously he realised what he'd done. xD;
Luke: Egbert! punch him so hard his head comes off
Mike: *leans into the microphone* I'd like to punch him so hard his head comes off
Crowd: Explodes into applause
themajicwalnut shipping Merilwyn(?) and Eggbert with and D.olbert O.f B.irth as the bi ass third wheel who has such a crush on them both.
That makes Corozone the leader and Prudence the wild card in a Mom and Dad friend kinda way.
Corazon and Prudence as a terrible, terrible Team Dad and Team Mom.
MERILWEN: Guys, some people don't approve of our three-way relationship.
CORAZON: You didn't say the words "gold" or "early 90s family friendly rap", so I don't care.
PRUDENCE: Have you tried... murdering... everyone?
EGBERT: ...yes.
like number 666
_CHASE HIM DOWN_
_PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE _*_EXPLODES_*
@@Her_Imperious_Condescension _MEEDELY MEEDELY MAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWW_
"Hey, giant mechanical beetle boss, how was your day?"
"...I think... I think I technically was involved in a rap battle..."
Question for Andy: Did you ever think at any point in your life you'd be rapping Wild Wild West by Will Smith on stage dressed as a pirate in front of a crowd of people? If yes, wait... what?
Is that not everyone's life dream at some point?
You, uhhh, you didn't have that?
He must be confused, are you feeling ok Dom?
Didn't think ANYBODY knew that much of the song!!
Is that not why you learned the entirety of wild wild west, i mean no judging if not
two shirts were created this day.
"Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined." With a print of like a sandwich with tentacles poking out of it and
"Don't be a Dob" with just a picture of Dob's head and the circle with a line through it over it.
That would be brilliant
Oh, yes please!
I completely support this!
I am tempted to add a "don't be a dob" sticker to my racecar livery for this year.
I think three shirts where created with one saying:"pineappel is de devils fruit." with a picture of a wizard
I’m not sure what was more terrifying; Jane shooting a goblin with such strength that it’s head explodes, Mike punching a goblin’s head clean off or that Andy knows the full words to Wild Wild West... And by terrifying I mean impressive.
@@tomkelly00 thanks but I’ll stick with impressive. Even after 3 years.
Andy Rapping to Wild Wild West until he was forced to stop was the highlight of this episode
"I'm sorry, I'm rolling for the bear" is a great quote.
you appeared in the latest show of the weekend with this quote xD
We shall always remember Eggbert as the creator of everyone's favourite pastime sport: maceball
Empress Roth-Jane WITH LIT BOMBS
Traditionally played with lit bombs, but that's a tad dangerous for the school children.
Macebomb!
Came from the podcast. I forgot what baby Johnny looks like
Its explosively fun
If a spot of bother was Corazon's adventure, and this was Merilwen's, I cannot wait for Prudence's.
DEEP SEA ADVENTURE!!! :D
Kuroda Cursus demonic deep sea adventure... it’ll be great!
Joseph Barraclough
Blood everywhere!
And Prudence will be like "What part of "PH´NGLUT MGLW´NAFH CTHULHU R´YLEH WGAH´NAGL FHTAGN" did you not understand?". Also I expect her to fully pronounce this sentence :D
So many tentacles and fish hybrid horrors. But what would Dob's be? His former band coming back? Or would it be a quest based on Dob doing a Dob in the past?
"Don't make me impersonate Tim Curry."
Immediately proceeds to impersonate Tim Curry.
Timestamp?
@@tychogoedhart286 6:15
SPACE!
16:15
SPAYCE!
Luke's face was so remorseful when he realized he might've killed Ellen.
Jonathan Ewing
You can see Ellen realise immediately though, which makes it even funnier.
"I'm a _wood_ elf, so I don't conduct electricity." xD
Benjamin Nolan which is funny because thunderwave is a sonic shockwave, not a lightning cube lol
I might be annoyed at how they’ve misinterpreted thunder vs lightning damage, however I’ll admit I love the puns that arise from it all the time lol
@@_b1ack0ut4 Pretty much that. Luke made that mistake in the last adventure and Johnny never bothers to correct this nor Jane's misinterpretation of Eldritch Blast . Though to be honest it's very light hearted and they're basically just fucking around. The shenanigans that result from their lack of understanding are pretty damn funny.
Nicol Bolas oh absolutely. I love their jokes that result from misunderstanding abilities lol
Mike: "I light my bomb, throw it in the air, and then with my mace..."
Seriously, who else lost it when he said that?
James West I was there. All 160 of us did. It was the best.
James West any other GM would have made him rolling up a new character!!!
James West *had him, not made him.
I was too, I can testify to this
I'd already lost it an hour prior
Dang. Andy can rap pretty well. Also, Johnny is a man of great patience
Neo Hamilton 😂😂 so much patience, that poor man always taking out his bosses in weird ways
Not just the bosses, but all of the oxboxtra nonsense too
Neo Hamilton, oxbox shenanigans 😁
Have you ever seen the Eurogamer video team? Ian is exactly like this. He's going to get them playing D&D too. Patience will be needed for that and all things with them.
Oh God, I hadn't considered that, Aoife will be Prudence 2.0, Bratters will be like Dob with Eggbert's poor, poor intelligence but....& well, all round more panicky and Higton...well, Higton....if we thought Corazon was bad for robbing things imagine the sheer amount of Schnaffling Ser ITEMO the Schnaffler will be able to perform!!
I love how the one dude in the audience shouted "it's made of metal!"
Im pretty sure that Merilwen is actually a Cat that can transform into a wood elf and not the other way around.
Thst would be a great twist
Man, that DM's got patience.
Znwarp I've seen the look on Johnny face so many times on other Dm's normally just be for someone is smited
As a DM, the more time they waste, the less work you have to do.
@@matthewnanney2065 until they derail the whole narrative and you have to start making stuff up
@@isaacbruner65 true. Have to make the tableau and let them decide the narrative
Do you think Johnny hated wild wild west?
How could one forget about the famous sea shanty "Wild Wild West"? Now I'm questioning the historical accuracy of Black Flag for not including it.
someone please make a mod for that
The Boss Battle (a summary)
Egbert: Home-runs a bomb into giant beetle-mech's mandibles
Dob: Epic guitar-solos same machine with crippling thunderwave
Merilwen: Survives electric cube of death clinging to the metal exploding bug
Prudence: Summons eldritch horrors into a blast of cinder and smoke
Corazon: Ties a rope between two stumps
I'm pretty sure it's "Corazon: Infuriates beetle with perfect recollection of 90s rap".
corazon also stabbed the beetle in the glowy bit!!!!!!!!! cant forget that
Andy - "This was supposed to be a Picnic!"
And yet it turned into a Goblin fight.
Yup, sounds about right.
People just don't understand how picnics are am I right?
+khamjaninja Yes, but you forget the elixir that turned many into animals. It's not quite murder, and they were turned back, but they did have a bad time... While writing this, I realize i might have a theory as to why M. Channail was turning people into animals... Was it his plan all along? Does he have another, bigger plan? Find out next time, on on OutsideXboxtra(we hope)!
DnD out of context is beautiful. Best one I heard so far "How do you go from a drug deal to starting a religion?!"
khamjaninja technically they on,y did it because bin bag told them
you're going to a picnic in a forest, accompanied by a wood elf druid. Of course they were in for the fight of their lives. metaphorically speaking. These guys are really capable for level 1 characters.
I’ve got weirdly into this series despite never touching dungeons and dragons before, the gangs just too charming and roguish
Alan Jhonson you do notice the DRAGON man adventuring with the others right?
I do, young Egbert...I’m a bit confused what your getting at though 🤔
Alan Jhonson you said that they don't touch dragons yet ones right there
I think Alan meant that he's never touched on D&D before!
Hopalongtom rereading the original comment I see that now
the only thing missing from these dnd videos is a Johnny facepalm counter, to count all the times the Oxventure Crew has made their poor DM despair XD
NightingaleTrash yes
Watched this live, oh god there were so many that don't appear in here xD
This would be perfect!
Nah DM's love that shit. A good DM loves when players do interesting things. I suspect he was just playing it up for the audience.
for some people that's their thinking face.
Egbert throws a bomb in the air, and hits a home run with his mace. Just, WOW. You can see Johnny's look of disbelief when Mike rolled over 20. It was a hard day for a dungeon master.
Should have broken it down to three rolls, a dex check to see if he flubs the swing, a ranged attack check to see if he hits it and finally a d100 percentile roll to see if the bomb blows up in his face.
The audience member who told Johnny "It's okay" when Mike asked about what he has to roll is a blessed human.
@@WLxMusic no
Dunno whether Johnny was crying or laughing at the end, but he sure has the patience of a saint.
I wonder what was in his flagon during the game! He sure drank from it a lot!
Yes.
Can't pick between, "I'm a wood elf" "don't be a dob" and the eldritch blast chant as my favorite of this one
El-dritch-blast!
EL-DRITCH-BLAST!
*EL-DRITCH-BLAST!*
Dob trying to deny that "don't be a Dob" was a thing 😁
They really need to market a "Don't Be A Dob" T-shirt :)
Aye, Dob dinnae ia gonnae be my new phrase
James Anthony I would buy it
"I'm a _wood_ elf, so I don't conduct electricity." Absolutely golden line.
Johnny: That's inspiration for... Ever?
I love how complicated they're making the fights. Nobody will just with "I hit it with my mace", even when that is the correct course of action.
Kharn The Betrayer correct - yes, less funny - also yes
I mean eggboy did mace a guys head so bad it flew off his shoulders
Why "just do" something when you can instead make a reeeeeally cool flourish for visual effect?
... which in turn requires a much higher roll which is harder to achieve :)
Well they are called Outside Xbox, I would be truly worried if they didn't think outside the box.
October Hare *Slow clap*
My favourite part of this is that the rest of Wild Wild West performed by Andy "Fresh" Farrant probably had to be edited out both for time and to keep content ID away from the video.
Literally my thoughts when watching live...
He actually did the entire thing!?
Maybe not the whole thing, but it was a good two thirds. Basically all he had left to do was the part at the end that's just "Wild Wild West" repeated over and over.
He said afterwards that he knows the entire thing, as well as all of Men In Black and Gettin' Jiggy With it
Luke doing Sisqo's bit would have been ace.
When they came out to sing at the end, I almost expected him to start that over again since the others were so rude and talking over him! >:(
Corazon - "Is there any money involved in this?"
Wizard Binbag - "No... In wizarding world..."
Corazon interrupt him - "Alright, Wizard Douchebag, i lost my interest after you said 'No'."
Corazon was hit by lightning 7 times that day.
I love how Andy knows that much of Wild Wild West.
THe worse movie ever, and luke knew so much of it as well.
THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY, MAN
The Duckyman Variety Show apparently he actually knows the entire thing, he sang a good two thirds of it live and only had the repeated wild Wild West left
Well, Cowboys *are* his thing :P
'Course he knows this, he also did this in his early days: ruclips.net/video/rTXC2txr0h8/видео.html
This series is one of my favorite things on youtube, and you all are among my favorite presenters. Long live Dob and Merilwen! (and that other lot too, I guess)
Blake Hurst I agree on both points
Blake Hurst PREACH!
People LOVE Merilwen, Dob, and Prudence, in that order! Judging by the applause
Oh, and then the others I guess... :]
On second thought, rapping pirates are cool
Don't be a Dob!
I don't think anything can ever top the look of dawning realisation on Luke's face when he realised the Thunderwave cube included Merilwen xD Dob clearly became too overconfident after his backflipping escapades last time :P
Also if you ever do this again you should ask Bendix to do more amazing art so Johnny can have a picture of Binbag the Wizard in front of him :D
I've replayed it at least 50 times
I mean he filet someone blasted 2 people to dust and ran a guy through i think he deserves some overconfidance
27:38
Johnny is so brilliant at keeping things sane amongst the chaos, I don’t envy him
i do
Par for the course for most D&D games!
One of my favourite things about DMing is doing that. Also trying to figure out what someone has to roll to pull off the crazy thing they just said they're going to do.
RobbieC He is indeed a very patient man.
The eldritch blast chant was simultaneously one of the hypest and nerdiest things I've ever heard from a crowd of people
This is pretty accurate to my experiences with picnics. Turns into war over the last sausage roll.
Caitlin RC. I got a fractured fingers over a lemon slice once.
Good times.
I don’t know what’s wrong with you two’s families. I do the normal thing and use my 47 training to drown(“temporarily” LOOPHOLE)them over the last slice of pizza.
I hate when a picnic goes too long and goblins come and ruin it.
Goblins really are the yellowjackets of the D&D world.
Caitlin RC I rekon that that is the real reason people become vegetarian.
18:37 - wild wild west
21:07 - the empire striketh back
30:23 - rope still in play
His gasp at 27:35 when he realized she's still on the beetle is just freaking gold. XD
I can't help but image Dob playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck" every time he uses thunderwave, particularly the part that is just "You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK"
The best part of this adventure was watching Johnny from Eurogamer slowly lose his mind while trying to deal with the beautiful minds of oxbox and oxtra!
Andy's rapping though!!!
I am honestly impressed at Andy's performance of that fabled battle hymn Wild Wild West.
"I'm a *wood* elf..." Absolutely lost it at that bit. Love Ellen's puns.
"This was suppose to be a picnic guys.." It just became a barbacue..
Burn!
Andy Mcp Soulja boy started rapping in 2007
roasted
I like that Corazon is compelled by every ounce of his being to do really cool things like rapping and bicycle kicks
Only to fall flat on his back as the head rolls slowly away
Stick to it Andy, eventually the odds will be in your favor!
Poor poor Johnny.
"I'm a wood elf, so I don't conduct electricity." .....what, no inspiration?
No but permanent resistance to electricity damage.
Well now merilwen has to add a scar across her cheek she is going to look so cute as a kitty
Can i just say I am now extremely emotionally invested in the adventures of Michael the "really big" Goat. Can we have a spin off short story so I can have some closure? Please ;D
Went home to his wife and son, found out that they had been eaten by bear on top of another bear, now on a roaring rampage of revenge. Micheal the Goat is... "BA-A-A-A-AD TO THE BONE!"
He went home, married a beautiful but small she goat and had three sons, one of which was very small like his mother, one was medium in size and the last one took after his dad and was a big ass goat. His three sons were tormented by a troll under a bridge who wanted to stop them from getting to the better grass on the other side. The very small goat and the medium one tricked their way across, but his biggest son who's name was Billy(full name Billy James Goat), just gruffed angrily three times at the troll and knocked him into next week so he never bothered anyone again. Bards now sing the tale of his son, known as "the three Billy Goat's gruff"
@@shadusnox this is the winning entry
@@shadusnox Don't you mean Micheal the goat and his beautiful but small goat wife had three... kids?
Johnny's "I didn't see this coming" was priceless. Let's be fair, by now he should have.
That's his theme for the ENTIRE series. ❤
A plot twist to surpass Metal Gear!
18:36 and 31:05 Wild Wild West references and Johnny getting frustrated... (at the same time)
For those who enjoyed theese moments and wanted time stamps this comment exists for you
The beetle is really angry ... and clearly channeling the emotions of the DM.
Anyone else notice how synchronized Johnny and Luke were when describing the CUBE of THUNDER
Forget Thunder Dome it's Thunder^3
From the beginning battle
*5* *Smoking* *Goblins*
New band name, I called it!
Gibsonmaniac57 and you can come tour with my band "Inky Carnage"
Can just imagine it being a brand character for a cigarette company 😂
Don't be a Dob sounds like a good band name too.
Stoneysilence I feel a side project/supergroup in the making
This series is awesome! Goblins are exploding, heads are rolling, and all powerful wizards are being bullied into opening locks.
Johnny melting with embarrassment right at the end is just absolutely precious! ❤
Love it when the OXteams play DnD. The hijinks, the battles, the dastardly M Channail, Egbert's obligatory explosive use, Prudence killing everyone with her Eldritch Blast...all ending in a rousing rendition of Vengabus.
Actually, in A Spot of Bother, Prudence used her dagger to cut up one of the ghost pirates.
Mar Hawkman Yeah, okay. Plus, the one time she did use the blast (I think), she only gave that pirate a light tan.
I think, at this point in time, it was probably a little premature to assume consistent features in their sessions.
watching these oxbox dnd videos makes you feel like you're part of something genuinely special. What a wonderful team of individuals, you're all bloody brilliant
So Merilwen may have a scar in the next session. Seems rad.
Ooh, yes, I hope she remembers to add that to her makeup =)
Long live Egbert!
The King in the Egg!
The King in the Egg!
The King in the Egg!
I could feel the force of the significant side eye Merilwen was giving Dob through the screen😂😂😂
Corazon did you forget who the bard was.
He's clearly going to multi-class now he's seen what he's missing (re: the cool magic)
once he hits level 3 he can just become an arcane trickster and have access to the spells he's missing now without having to compromise his rogue abilities.
I didn’t think anything could ever top “That did not go unnoticed, sir”, but then Andy sang the song of my childhood
These DnD sessions, are by FAR my new favorite thing. I used to play DnD, I miss it, but never and I mean NEVER have I seen a group of RPers on the web have so much fun, and are so much fun to watch. Please keep making more adventures. My hats off to the DM, what a FABULOUS job of moving the plot forward while still keeping it SO MUCH FUN!!! i love it!!!
I honestly hope Johnny never stops underestimating encounter ratings for the group.
This was so fun to watch live. Merilwen especially, that was brilliant.
I can just see Egbert being all like, "He's trying to shoot me?! Did he not here me apologising for charbroiling him?!"
Johnny seems so at home on this channel *not so subtle hint to seal him in the video mines*
I love that slow realization that Merilwen is absolutely within the AoE of the Thunder.
As a new GM in Pathfinder, I find Johnny's patience and creativity incredible. I love this series so much, please do more very soon!!!
I'm insanely impressed with how much of "Wild Wild West" Andy knew off the top of his head. *applause* And since my favorite OXboXTra personality is merit based, Andy has become my new favorite. At least until one of you manages to dethrone him. LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
The look on Luke's face when he realized Merilwen was in the path of his thunderwave... I'm taking #Don'tBeADob as my new catchphrase.
*spoilers*
Corazon is a true hero! Felling that mighty mechanical monstrosity with one mighty thrust of his rapier and with no help from the rest whatsoever... ;)
Both of these episodes are so long, I know what I'm doing with the rest of my evening and my homemade traveller's cloak that's actually just a brown sheet I put over my head like a wandering adventurer.
* episode one ends *
* Immediately turns on episode two *
* Ad plays *
Me: nooooooooooooooo
Kathy Aird damn maths, getting in the way dnd
Vizzy Zilla 😳😳😳
right ok we're just gonna all pretend I typed it right the first time...
Kathy Aird z Vader: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
"I tie the rope around two trees!"
_"He's walking into a clearing, Andy..."_
Five years ago Johnny foreshadowed the pending Deadlands campaign with his DM screen in this session.
Well, I know what Andy’s career would’ve been if he hadn’t been in OxBox: Semi-professional rapper.
This is my favourite series in both the Oxbox and the Oxtra channel. It's so fun to watch and I hope you guys keep up the great work!! :D
I'm not sure if I should be impressed or a little bit disturbed with Andy's in depth memory of late 90's movie soundtrack lyrics. Does he do requests?
Full version of 'Men In Black' next?
He does know that one, too. And Getting Jiggy.
Dear god, these guys should be playing ANY setting created by White Wolf! They clearly have the art of Stunting mastered. All the systems created by White Wolf runs off of the 'rule of cool', so the more outlandish the action the better! If I were the GM I would be awarding these guys five extra damage dice per roll with the descriptions they keep coming up with... It's just so perfect for the whole crew. Vampires! Werewolves! Mages! Freaking Demigod like entities ranging from superpowered hero kings to shapeshifting barbarians to death knights to kung-fu fate ninjas! I can see these guys having way too much fun with any of these!
I am not an employee of White Wolf. I just love these games.
I cant believe that prudence only killed 2 goblins...
is she gaining a Conscience?
You mean she's becoming... prudent?
She tried to kill more. She tried to kill the helplessly tied ones, and Luke killed the others before she got to them.
nah, she just realized other people in the group can do it, bringing them closer to Cthulhu's side
This series is absolutely hilarious! I can’t believe I’ve only just discovered it. It’s really making me want to play some D&D myself, but I know it could never be as fun as this.
Johnny, you are the best! Seriously, so creative and well-done, as well as entertainingly snarky!! :)
Oxventure Rules so far:
#1 Think about everything
#2 Don't be a Dob
Don’t be a Dob - solid life advice
but i want to do amazing back flips!
I prefer only julienning my fries, they taste so much better.
It's interesting that everyone's focusing on the AoE on Merylwen, and no one seemed to notice that he tried to blast the legs out of a giant mechanical creature while he was directly under it...
So grateful for these videos (and the podcasts). When I'm struggling, like today (my dog is in the vet hospital with pancreatitis), I come here where the humour always hits right and the group dynamics are comforting. It's been a horrible day but this is my respite.
It's D&D LIVE! Welcome to part 2 of our wild wild woodland romp! Missed part 1? Check it out on Outside Xbox! ruclips.net/video/piljt4eu-Yg/видео.html
A massive thank you again to all who came along to our first on-stage adventure! 💜
All i want to know - did this cheese sandwiches were delicious or what?
P.S. - Why Ellen left this toy kitten under table? I would grab it and scream - it is mine now, back off!
Hmmm wild wild wood, more like Wild wild west
Outside Xtra I actually watched this live in London 2 hours on a train from Yorkshire
So I just had to make a new video clip of my take on your characters. Don't forget to read the description for a bit of extra entertainment:
ruclips.net/video/PB9FHCr0hfI/видео.html
Love it keep up the good stuff guys
U can see the pain and joy in Johnny’s eyes
BRILLIANT..........I honestly thought that Andy was going to freestyle at the end then later drop his mix-tape about pirates and cowboys........ Love you guys yup yup
Ooh, both parts in one day. Thanks again for the unintentional birthday gift!
That was awesome! Johnny is a great DM!
I am BLOWN AWAY by how well Andy has Wild Wild West memorized
WE DEMAND MORE ...
*eldrich blast crackles in the distace*
we politely request more
Edit (after watching the whole thing): That was awesome.
What are Mike's bombs? I know for a fact they're not listed on the D&D weapons table, so I assume they're either improvised or a retextured spell, but which one?
Also, 24:00 I don't think it's rule-breaking to try and improvise a solution that NO BOOK EVER has prepared for. I mean, baseball-batting a lit bomb with a mace to try and hit a giant robot beetle in the mandible? What are you even supposed to do in that situation?
You roll to hit the bomb with your mace and send it into the beatles mouth
Yes bombs technically are a thing in DnD. Use DnD beyond and you can find them. I believe they are listed as Grenade.
Getting home from work: ''I'm gonna play some kingdom come'' notification: OXBOX OXTRA D&D!! Me: Well looks like I'll play Kingdom come tomorow... Love this series!
Johnny might be the most patient man in the universe and I love him for it. This was magical.
Johnny appreciation comment, such chemistry with the OX crew
Any money in this BinBag my favorite line ever :)
This video was chock full of great lines.
I was wondering why would prudence stay with the others, then the rest agreed to let all the animal free at once, creating a bloody carnage!!! Cthulu was pleased.
Luke's face when he realises what he's done with the Thunderwave and Ellen's character was even better than I'd imagined.
Both hands, that's how seriously he realised what he'd done. xD;
For the thunderwave move, they should have done the song that was playing when Thor tapped into the odin force in Thor ragnarok.
John Diggle thunderstruck 😂😂
Thunderstruck by ac/dc. I was thinking the same thing
Its actually Immigrant song by led zeppelin lol and i think they were referencing it with the dun dun dun dun dun dun opening
Can y'all really not tell the difference between AC/DC's Thunderstruck and Zepplin's Immigrant Song? Kids these days...
Collin Walker amen